Crisis Core: Final Fantasy VII in a nutshell

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  • Опубліковано 14 гру 2024

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  • @firefliesowlcity12
    @firefliesowlcity12 3 роки тому +1998

    The game that was made to explain the backstory of Aqua's boyfriend.

    • @naminepng7083
      @naminepng7083 3 роки тому +109

      Lmao so sad how theyll never date tho ;-;

    • @ZenithOptical42
      @ZenithOptical42 3 роки тому +132

      Aqua's *EX* Boyfriend you mean, Zack's with another girl now.

    • @squallleonhart9387
      @squallleonhart9387 3 роки тому +112

      *^Cries in Aerith**

    • @fuckingking6796
      @fuckingking6796 3 роки тому +52

      @@squallleonhart9387 sephiroth : 😈

    • @sophn4924
      @sophn4924 3 роки тому +22

      best comment ever

  • @secretscarlet8249
    @secretscarlet8249 3 роки тому +823

    Missed opportunity for Cloud to remove helmet and say "I'm a special character now" since his model with the helmet is a generic infantryman. XD

  • @KittyKatty999
    @KittyKatty999 3 роки тому +1127

    "Activating *DEPRESSION* Mode!"
    Yeah, that do be a mood sometimes.

    • @rocketrunner8063
      @rocketrunner8063 3 роки тому +33

      Activate BEACH EPISODE

    • @squallleonhart9387
      @squallleonhart9387 3 роки тому +5

      It really do be like that...

    • @phsquared1000
      @phsquared1000 3 роки тому +24

      Crisis Core has some whack cutscenes but the scene of Zack crying and trying to deal with Angels death at the church with Aerith is actually super well done.

    • @night-oblivion8423
      @night-oblivion8423 3 роки тому +2

      Depression: me xd

    • @carrotpl
      @carrotpl 2 роки тому +1

      Activating *CONFUSED* Mode!

  • @georgehouliaras7239
    @georgehouliaras7239 3 роки тому +852

    Why did Sephiroth turned evil?
    So he won't ever have to hear Genesis terrible poetry again.

    • @TheKpa11
      @TheKpa11 3 роки тому +60

      But he became what he originally hated so much

    • @morriganrenfield8240
      @morriganrenfield8240 3 роки тому +55

      @@TheKpa11 a poetry spewing weirdo who simps for a goddess or something?

    • @TheKpa11
      @TheKpa11 3 роки тому +49

      @@morriganrenfield8240
      Well he did simp for Jenova, believed she was the rightful owner of the planet.
      I’ll be fair and say that since original FF7 has the twist where the Sephiroth we were seeing apparently was Jenova’s illusions, so maybe SHE was spouting the dialogue coming out of the Sephiroth we were seeing the whole time, after all the real sephiroth never got any dialogue when he was released from the materia prison, but he was still going to have the meteor happen and get all that energy

    • @samiraradmila4094
      @samiraradmila4094 3 роки тому +9

      Genesis is alive though

    • @2dheethbar
      @2dheethbar 3 роки тому +10

      @@samiraradmila4094 Yeah. Hopefully, Gackt returns to voice him whenever he shows up in a future game. I haven't seen any hints that he'll be in part 2, despite the Tsviets being present.

  • @rayravernous4376
    @rayravernous4376 3 роки тому +725

    The Indian drama-style edits when Zack found Angeal's mom dead killed me

  • @MelodicQuest
    @MelodicQuest 3 роки тому +835

    "Dreams and Honor!"
    "Loveless!"
    "Keyblade!"

  • @Hetbert
    @Hetbert 3 роки тому +819

    Cloud: “scream”
    Zack: “did you get reverse puberty Cloud?”

    • @mysticnoobgaming
      @mysticnoobgaming 2 роки тому +20

      wait, i forgot to tell him not to bang my girlfriend

  • @RPGNoZero
    @RPGNoZero 3 роки тому +428

    "What do you want, Angeal?"
    "Dreams.... and honor"
    "Okay, i believe you."

  • @kratos9218
    @kratos9218 3 роки тому +1787

    Zack: "I have died."
    Cloud: "Nooooo... don't go-"
    Zack: "And I still never got laid!"
    Cloud: "I am going to steal your memories now.
    Zack: "Wha-"
    Cloud: "I mean rest in peace."

    • @zainiikhwan9405
      @zainiikhwan9405 3 роки тому +94

      Cloud actually pulling 4D ntr move on Zack

    • @tsyumamatsuthehavenofguard32
      @tsyumamatsuthehavenofguard32 2 роки тому +17

      Remake: but wait

    • @RandoPassingBy
      @RandoPassingBy 2 роки тому +13

      @@tsyumamatsuthehavenofguard32 rebirth and reunion: but wait

    • @Letham316
      @Letham316 2 роки тому +3

      When reading "Nooo... don't go", it made me think of Resident Evil instead. Anyone else remember the cheesy b-movie opening cutscene from the first game? 👀

    • @lukehart7225
      @lukehart7225 Рік тому +1

      “Wait I forgot to tell him, not to bang my girlfriend.” 😂

  • @midsansan
    @midsansan 3 роки тому +766

    The overdramatic indian cut bit got me. Well done.

    • @sasukedarkwolf
      @sasukedarkwolf 3 роки тому +14

      Indian*

    • @dreamsandhonour3319
      @dreamsandhonour3319 3 роки тому +2

      Holy yes!!

    • @arkaleon1551
      @arkaleon1551 3 роки тому +2

      I spit my coffee

    • @dangerwarg9682
      @dangerwarg9682 3 роки тому +6

      A breath of fresh air given the Kingdom Hearts pacing of the entire game. xD

    • @kellyw5232
      @kellyw5232 3 роки тому +10

      I had to look up overdramatic Indian drama scenes and omg I ended up with a headache! Lol

  • @Y-two-K
    @Y-two-K 3 роки тому +982

    "Me, Gongaga."
    That's it, I've come up with a new catchphrase.
    Hey, I get that reference!

  • @Chloe_Zana
    @Chloe_Zana 3 роки тому +296

    The fact that "Me? Gongaga" was left untouched cracked me up.

  • @wadcakasztanow1261
    @wadcakasztanow1261 3 роки тому +197

    Angeal: DreamAndHonor
    Genesis: LOVELESS
    Sephiroth: HelloThere
    Zack: Gongaga
    Hotel: Trivago

  • @bradstover2691
    @bradstover2691 3 роки тому +419

    "This is a good spot to get my ingredient."
    Don't think I didn't catch that.

    • @keeganstormblade5456
      @keeganstormblade5456 3 роки тому +46

      I bet there's a lucky emblem here.

    • @squallleonhart9387
      @squallleonhart9387 3 роки тому +10

      **Sonic Adventure 2 Master Emerald Piece Beeping**

    • @BewareTheLilyOfTheValley
      @BewareTheLilyOfTheValley 3 роки тому +16

      I only played KH3 once and that one line alone reminds me why I never picked it up again, despite supposedly loving the series so much, I have had Riku as my profile picture on here since 2006. That line...is what POW torture is made of, lol.
      Edit: After 15 years, I at last have moved beyond the Riku picture. Honestly, Axel is my favorite KH character, why the heck did I use Riku's image for so long?!

    • @isaniruch
      @isaniruch 3 роки тому

      Donald

    • @orlandofurioso7329
      @orlandofurioso7329 2 роки тому +1

      @@BewareTheLilyOfTheValley me too, that's why i love chain of memories, it's a very quiet and mysterious game

  • @skywolfstalksyou9134
    @skywolfstalksyou9134 3 роки тому +216

    Friendship ended with "KEYBLADE"
    LOVELESS is my new best friend.

  • @afiqahkucai3137
    @afiqahkucai3137 3 роки тому +286

    Zack: why does their aim got better just now?
    I died 😭

    • @Kimairan
      @Kimairan 3 роки тому +39

      So did he.

    • @DLCMan1218
      @DLCMan1218 3 роки тому +43

      meanwhile, in FF7R version:
      Zack: why does their aim got even worse just now?

    • @chocobro3198
      @chocobro3198 3 роки тому +17

      Ouchie ouch.

  • @Delicashilous
    @Delicashilous 3 роки тому +520

    "Now I can Finally Rest in peace"
    FF7R ending:

    • @BewareTheLilyOfTheValley
      @BewareTheLilyOfTheValley 3 роки тому +29

      I was seriously expecting them to add that here! A tinge disappointed they didn't.

    • @Delicashilous
      @Delicashilous 3 роки тому +9

      @@BewareTheLilyOfTheValley YEP. the Main Reason for my Comment.

    • @creativebodyflying
      @creativebodyflying 3 роки тому +12

      and then Intergrade ending :))

    • @deanxile
      @deanxile 3 роки тому +48

      He forgot to tell Cloud not to bang his girlfriend that's why he's alive

    • @Delicashilous
      @Delicashilous 3 роки тому +6

      @@deanxile understandable, have a noice Day.

  • @Wizard_Pikachu
    @Wizard_Pikachu 3 роки тому +245

    Zack is the only normal character in the name and he's fucking confused by the bad plot and writing all around him.

    • @thirtysixviews
      @thirtysixviews 2 роки тому +9

      Who wouldn’t? These three “friends” are more dysfunctional than a family with an alcoholic father.

    • @concept5631
      @concept5631 2 роки тому +5

      *game

    • @MariusBoss11458
      @MariusBoss11458 2 роки тому +18

      Good plot*

  • @helfire14
    @helfire14 3 роки тому +166

    "Zack. I'm kinda good now, and I need your help."
    "Angeal. I'm kinda confused now. But I _believe you."_
    That exchange tickled me

  • @saver_spenta_mainyu
    @saver_spenta_mainyu 3 роки тому +363

    "Activating Confused Mode"
    Heh, that one's good
    Also going to need a full length version of the First Soldier song.

  • @dianasofia7315
    @dianasofia7315 3 роки тому +313

    Genesis: Loveless (That was really cringe man)
    Zack: Look who's talking
    Savage

    • @ShintaTakama
      @ShintaTakama 3 роки тому +16

      I just thought Zack was implying Genesis was 'loveless', like nobody loves him.

    • @dianasofia7315
      @dianasofia7315 3 роки тому +1

      @@ShintaTakama yeah that too

  • @CommanderBroShep
    @CommanderBroShep 3 роки тому +62

    Aerith: These flowers saved you.
    Zack: Understandable.
    Cloud: That makes no sense.

  • @Alex9_x
    @Alex9_x 3 роки тому +107

    "I'm dying.."
    "Okay"
    "That's not an order" 🤣

  • @LOREWITHBLAZER
    @LOREWITHBLAZER 3 роки тому +21

    Ageal- Don’t rust my sword
    Zack- I won’t, but he will
    Cloud- You taking about me

  • @RaeBordz27
    @RaeBordz27 3 роки тому +157

    At the end:
    *Nomura:* Hah! Jokes on you Zack you're not dying on my Remake
    *Nomura: *Uses Phoenix Down on Zack**
    *Zack:* Wait you're the guy that made Kingdom Hearts right? Oh heck nah im out
    *Zack: *Cast Death on himself**
    *Nomura: *Uses Phoenix Down on him**
    *Nomura:* I have infinite Phoenix Down on me Zack and im gonna keep using it until you ran out of MP
    *Zack:* Well crap, there goes my story

    • @Allisonwonderland47
      @Allisonwonderland47 3 роки тому +25

      Yeah and Zack was showed up in Kingdom Hearts at one point so he knows how crazy it’ll get.

    • @soul6733
      @soul6733 3 роки тому +9

      To be fair, it's a different timeline all together, so...

    • @MariusBoss11458
      @MariusBoss11458 2 роки тому

      I have infinite uhh. Shit. I forgot the name of the MP regeneration potion.

  • @vjo3031
    @vjo3031 3 роки тому +27

    When you don't read the text on Genesis' screentime there's a scene as follows:
    Genesis: Loveless!
    Sephiroth: Really
    Genesis: Loveless!
    Sephiroth: You don't say
    LOL sounds like Sephiroth being the most sarcastic friend in the group

  • @johans3164
    @johans3164 3 роки тому +33

    Genesis obssesion to spout Loveless crap over and over and over again cause Sephiroth to be evil, make Angeal leaving Shinra, destroy Cloud's mind and killed Zack emotionally and physically. Genesis is the true villain all along

  • @kcluna2187
    @kcluna2187 3 роки тому +171

    I legit had to pause every time those long ass texts come up just to read them.
    Also, for some reason, Angeal looks hella fine here. Or prolly it's just me...

    • @2dheethbar
      @2dheethbar 3 роки тому +32

      Now, you know how Angeal and Sephiroth felt hearing poetry all the time.

    • @kellyw5232
      @kellyw5232 3 роки тому +8

      Lol you're not the only one! Loveless!

    • @sephirothcrescent5768
      @sephirothcrescent5768 3 роки тому +1

      @@kellyw5232 Same bruh!...Same.

    • @BewareTheLilyOfTheValley
      @BewareTheLilyOfTheValley 3 роки тому +3

      Angeal was my very first husbando when the game first came out, lol. And then Square Enix kept making hot ass men and I...had a moment of weakness. Or two. Probably closer to ten.
      This ho ain't loyal 😂😂😂.

    • @sephirothcrescent5768
      @sephirothcrescent5768 3 роки тому +3

      @@BewareTheLilyOfTheValley Sephiroth is my only husbando since I was a kid when i 1st played FF7 and I adore every minute of him. X3

  • @yes-pw3of
    @yes-pw3of 2 роки тому +79

    "Stop. You'll destroy us all."
    *grabs face*
    "Loveless."
    I can't-

    • @carrotpl
      @carrotpl 2 роки тому +3

      Translation: "Like i give a shit."

  • @yusuftahabitkin133
    @yusuftahabitkin133 3 роки тому +104

    Zack: We are best couple
    Aerith: You are right
    Zack and Aerith: Hahahahahaha
    My favorite couple
    Love them

  • @burritocatt01
    @burritocatt01 3 роки тому +75

    A list of things too good about this video:
    -The sheer passive aggression throughout the entire video
    -*h a h a h a h a h a*
    -Tifa's ff7r intro
    -The bomb af song towards the end😂💀

  • @shadowofdread7018
    @shadowofdread7018 3 роки тому +113

    “Hoo boy. This gonna be rough, but no matter what I will still have dream, and honor. Let’s do this LEEEROOOOY-“
    “Fuck honor. That was stupid! Why did there aim suddenly get better?”
    Favorite part

    • @DLCMan1218
      @DLCMan1218 3 роки тому +20

      **meanwhile in final fantasy 7 remake version**
      "why did there aim suddenly get worse?"

    • @strelitziamystery21
      @strelitziamystery21 3 роки тому +1

      Same!!!

    • @MariusBoss11458
      @MariusBoss11458 2 роки тому +1

      ​@@DLCMan1218 Reunion:

  • @elpyroholic
    @elpyroholic 3 роки тому +204

    Yea!!!!!! Gongaga Gang rise up!!!!!

  • @lonelym4ge
    @lonelym4ge 2 роки тому +26

    It's time for DREAM AND HONOUR in 4k

    • @Lightspeeds
      @Lightspeeds 2 роки тому +7

      Indeed. *Activating Timer for Combat Mode*

  • @cordyC
    @cordyC 2 роки тому +8

    "hey cloud, take my sword and live on - don't take my catchphrase though, and don't worry if you rust the sword - like i give a shit" WHEEZE

  • @reloadpsi
    @reloadpsi 3 роки тому +60

    So just a reminder that Zack and Yuffie met in meatspace and exchanged emails, but Yuffie never once notices Cloud trying to act exactly like him, nor has any iota of a reaction to him partially stealing his identity.

    • @BewareTheLilyOfTheValley
      @BewareTheLilyOfTheValley 2 роки тому +2

      The hell is "meatspace"?! 🤣🤣🤣

    • @spooks7548
      @spooks7548 2 роки тому

      @@BewareTheLilyOfTheValley Yeah, what's meatspace? lmao

    • @69_Satan_69
      @69_Satan_69 2 роки тому

      they came up with this game after ffvii lol, didnt think (or care) much about secondary characters stories

  • @zingodoom
    @zingodoom 3 роки тому +167

    I'm gonna be *very* impressed if you can manage Dirge of Cerberus in a nutshell

  • @TUCell-ps5mi
    @TUCell-ps5mi 3 роки тому +45

    1:55 That was so perfect in so many ways.

  • @eh6194
    @eh6194 3 роки тому +60

    I feel like this game is just so late 2000s and I love it

    • @Krystalllyne
      @Krystalllyne 3 роки тому +10

      It actually is! Came out in late 2007.

    • @eh6194
      @eh6194 3 роки тому +20

      @@Krystalllyne ik but I feel like it really embodies that era with the style of music and the graphics and just hits me with an overwhelming sense of late 2000s lol

    • @Krystalllyne
      @Krystalllyne 3 роки тому +7

      @@eh6194 Oh definitely, I feel the same way and completely agree fam!

  • @patrickhaisayang8825
    @patrickhaisayang8825 3 роки тому +61

    Zack:"I finally can rest in peace with my Girlfriend.."
    Nomura:"Are you sure about that??"
    10years more later in FF7 Remake
    Zack:"Wtf,are you doing now Nomura-san!?"

    • @MariusBoss11458
      @MariusBoss11458 2 роки тому +1

      Zack again in Intergrade with a voice which actually sounds like Zack: GODDAMMIT I NEED TO FIND CLOUD BEFORE HE BANGS MY GIRLFRIEND!

    • @НикитаСимонян-ж5е
      @НикитаСимонян-ж5е 11 місяців тому

      @@MariusBoss11458 Zack will not stop Cloud from banging her)

  • @sleverlight
    @sleverlight 3 роки тому +60

    I mean Zack is too cool, so he deserves his own game. But that activating combat mode is so accurate

    • @davidrich27
      @davidrich27 2 роки тому +3

      He deserved a better game.

    • @folou9199
      @folou9199 2 роки тому +4

      Often in life you have *Activating Combat Mode*
      But thankfully, there always comes a *Conflict Resolved*

  • @c1apifi3dgames6
    @c1apifi3dgames6 3 роки тому +12

    6:17
    Welp too late, seems cloud took a liking to her...

  • @hermitcard4494
    @hermitcard4494 3 роки тому +46

    You gotta respect Cloud's plot armor bonus: 100% Stealth and 100% Health.

  • @Vacxy
    @Vacxy 3 роки тому +23

    Donald & Sephiroth: This is a good place to find ingredients.

  • @KYNGA100
    @KYNGA100 3 роки тому +17

    Lazard: "I'm dying"
    Zack: "Ok"
    Lazard: "That's not an order !"

  • @The_GhostWind
    @The_GhostWind 2 роки тому +7

    Here am I back from the Trailer for Crisis Core- Final Fantasy-Reunion. And Hoo boy, I can now finally hear Zack’s famous catchphrase.

  • @mattwo7
    @mattwo7 3 роки тому +22

    1:31 I like how he fails to mention the Drama CD is exclusively in Japanese because we don't get translations of them over here.

  • @LOREWITHBLAZER
    @LOREWITHBLAZER 3 роки тому +17

    I really hope Genesis comes back into the series I really need to hear more loveless

  • @theorytime4778
    @theorytime4778 3 роки тому +68

    "whatever happens...... Protect your honor"
    *Sniff* ..... I'm not crying.... You're crying.... 😶😶

    • @hirotakajiro4447
      @hirotakajiro4447 3 роки тому +1

      No u

    • @BewareTheLilyOfTheValley
      @BewareTheLilyOfTheValley 3 роки тому +5

      What kind of gets me though is Angeal kept saying "Protect your honor as SOLDIER." You mean the organization that was created to experiment on men and the desire for ever-stronger warriors is what lead to Project G, which ended your life prematurely? That SOLDIER?! Come on, Angeal, you should've told the boy to flee for his life...and take Sephiroth with him (who had to have begun to suspect Shinra wasn't the greatest of companies by then, considering it killed off one of his best friends and failed to kill off his insufferable frenemy). Angeal walked that boy to his death by continuing to be a SOLDIER hypebeast even on his deathbed.

    • @theorytime4778
      @theorytime4778 3 роки тому +5

      @@BewareTheLilyOfTheValley I kinda feel the same way.... But when Zack said it .. it was more of the general term for 'soldier' or even what became of it after the whole angeal dilemma..... But that's just my opinion....

  • @fenrir9784
    @fenrir9784 3 роки тому +137

    You succeed to make Genesis really annoying for viewers by forcing us to pause to video to read his lines, smart👌. Also always loved the self references 😆

    • @lenlimbo
      @lenlimbo 3 роки тому +28

      And even with all that, it wasn't even close to how annoying he was in the game. You could changer all his dialogues with Loveless and it probably would make more sense.

    • @DaviSonata
      @DaviSonata 3 роки тому +7

      Besides, the video progress bar were on the way of reading the full lines! Pure annoyance!

  • @alabenmed4661
    @alabenmed4661 3 роки тому +27

    pausing every time to translate LOVELESS was worth it

  • @Athlynne
    @Athlynne 3 роки тому +19

    I will never get sick of "Hello there."

  • @Silent_Fool
    @Silent_Fool 3 роки тому +9

    2:49
    In my head again.
    Takahiro Sakurai: We are best friends.
    Kenichi Suzumura: You are right.
    Takahiro and Kenichi: Ha ha ha ha ha.

  • @yozora1378
    @yozora1378 3 роки тому +199

    Nobody:
    Genesis: LOVELESS

    • @alfisyahmi7119
      @alfisyahmi7119 3 роки тому +6

      Xehanort :X-BLADE

    • @fuckingking6796
      @fuckingking6796 3 роки тому +5

      @@alfisyahmi7119 terranort: darkness

    • @yozora1378
      @yozora1378 3 роки тому +6

      @@fuckingking6796 and Ansem : Darkness within Darkness

    • @fuckingking6796
      @fuckingking6796 3 роки тому +1

      @@yozora1378 me: nigga within nigga awaiting to you genesis

    • @squallleonhart9387
      @squallleonhart9387 3 роки тому +2

      Steven Armstrong: *”Nanomachines Son!”*

  • @miiks...5...3...9...
    @miiks...5...3...9... 3 роки тому +30

    Infinite in mystery is the meme of the Trueblade Seeker, We seek it thus.

    • @anthonygerardotorresgonzal6269
      @anthonygerardotorresgonzal6269 3 роки тому +4

      He does his best to recount the History of FFVII World in His Style....By Ripping Of Just a Pancake and Still Works...Also, Zack is Awesome!

  • @tedscheett9420
    @tedscheett9420 3 роки тому +19

    I expected many things in a Trueblade Seeker video.
    "Super laser piss" wasn't one of them.

  • @Xaveze
    @Xaveze 3 роки тому +16

    1:14 Okay, this part was pure genius and I love it.

  • @recordkeepertype0662
    @recordkeepertype0662 2 роки тому +6

    Angeal: "Take this sword and my Catchphrase."
    Zack: "But I already have-"
    Angeal: "Shut up! You're all about DreamAndHonor now."
    Zack: "Okay."

  • @lonelym4ge
    @lonelym4ge 3 роки тому +20

    I like the part when Genesis said "Loveless".. really an inspiring quotes

  • @kaiko70
    @kaiko70 3 роки тому +8

    2:54 That's gold, that "what" kills me

  • @stephenfiler3204
    @stephenfiler3204 3 роки тому +25

    I fucking love Crisis Core. Thank you so much for doing this.

  • @myriadmediamusings
    @myriadmediamusings 3 роки тому +19

    Would be cool to see an Advent Children Nutshell just to complete these confusing additions to FF7.

  • @mattwo7
    @mattwo7 3 роки тому +9

    2:34 The Draconian, aka "Sword God Bahamut" because everything in FFXV has to do with swords or something (I mean he sure does look like the illegitimate offspring of a Bahamut and a SlashAngemon).

  • @usagifuyusummer6124
    @usagifuyusummer6124 3 роки тому +24

    "Wait, I forgot to tell him not to bang my girlfriend."
    That one really got me laughing hahhahaha OMG Zack. I guess dying also makes you not think your priorities straight.

  • @moverdome
    @moverdome 3 роки тому +12

    love how this game still gets attention after 14 years. proves it's just too legendary to forget.

  • @matthewwylie2735
    @matthewwylie2735 9 місяців тому +1

    Zack: Now I can finally die in peace forever.
    Nomura: I'm about to prank him real good.

  • @BobBob-pr4eh
    @BobBob-pr4eh 3 роки тому +11

    God I feel really bad for sephy. Somebody really should have told him he had an actual human mother. He was so proud to know his ‘moms’ name and everything but then he found out that supposed mother is a literal planet eating virus. Hojo is a complete monster, probably did it for shits and giggles too. but it’s funny how it was mommy (Lucrecia hope I’m spelling it right) who ran away...way to flip the script.

  • @digi1449
    @digi1449 3 роки тому +7

    im playing crisis core still and im glad you made this because im just gonna be playing and all im gonna hear is loveless from genesis and angeal saying dreams and honor over and over. Thanks

  • @jaybomb5638
    @jaybomb5638 3 роки тому +47

    Now do FF7 Advent Children in a nutshell.

  • @adamtaurusragnathebloodedg8407
    @adamtaurusragnathebloodedg8407 3 роки тому +259

    Cloud: Did you die?
    Sephiroth: Yes but I lived

  • @jasonnava2755
    @jasonnava2755 2 роки тому +7

    Zack: Wait. I forgot to tell him to not bang my girlfriend.
    Me: Maybe you should have told her to not bang him, Zack.

  • @Aphelionx208
    @Aphelionx208 2 роки тому +5

    looking forward to seeing this exact video again but with the remastered version

  • @Silent_Fool
    @Silent_Fool 3 роки тому +4

    2:21
    In my head:
    Kenichi Suzumura: We are best couple.
    Maaya Sakamoto: You are right.
    Kenichi and Maaya: Ha ha ha ha ha.

  • @unkindledjuan2495
    @unkindledjuan2495 3 роки тому +7

    FFVII fans: I wonder who this Zack person is
    CC: Would you like to play this whole entire psp game to know who Zack is and what happened before Clouds story?

    • @Lightspeeds
      @Lightspeeds 2 роки тому +1

      Me: "Can I have it on the ds?"
      Sony: "NEVER!!!"

  • @HJLusio
    @HJLusio 3 роки тому +9

    "Oooooooooooh wee! What's up with that? What's up with that? Oooooooooooh wee! What's up with that? What's up with that?"

    • @BJGvideos
      @BJGvideos 3 роки тому +1

      So far this is the ONLY Rabtoons reference in the entire comment section and I'm disappointed. I would hope there would be a much bigger overlap.

  • @Caporai
    @Caporai 3 роки тому +11

    Dat dramatic Telugu shot of Angeal's dead mom.

  • @usamahmohdnaim4238
    @usamahmohdnaim4238 3 роки тому +12

    I barely knew anything about Final Fantasy but this still had me laughing like crazy. That Indian melodrama bit was gold

  • @billwake4695
    @billwake4695 3 роки тому +40

    And now Cloud lives on as his living legacy. Although that won't matter much at the second part of the Remake but hey if we get to play as Zack again who cares? Fuck the story let's have some mindless fun weweweweweweweeweweweweewewewewe

    • @squallleonhart9387
      @squallleonhart9387 3 роки тому +3

      If we do get to play as Zack I hope it Actives something, wasn’t it a Kombat Menu or something? If we don’t then 0/10.

    • @aberrant814
      @aberrant814 3 роки тому

      @@squallleonhart9387 Only Zack will be with the Combat Mode voice lady.

  • @Maxtory9999
    @Maxtory9999 3 роки тому +11

    Now, THAT will be the gift of the goddess.

  • @limyongsteffen890
    @limyongsteffen890 3 роки тому +6

    3:29 Zack's Finish Burst.

  • @JingRoku
    @JingRoku 2 роки тому +2

    1:28 uncontrollable laughter, also tbh this is my fav FF ever after 6, and also the manliest but i really had completely forgotten about genesis, I guess it was that time when visual-k was really popular in japan

  • @Sharkenite
    @Sharkenite 3 роки тому +5

    Angeal: "Stop! You'll destroy us all!"
    *Grabs Angeal's face*
    Genesis: "LOVELESS!"
    Damn that one got me!

  • @2dheethbar
    @2dheethbar 3 роки тому +34

    We need In a Nutshell vids of the FFXIII trilogy. I'd love to see Lightning being an ass to everyone, timeline confusion, shameless gambling, Noel reminding us he's depressed about Yuel and the future, Lightning's Schema fan service, and lots of "Let's fight/I win/Goodbye" boss battles.

  • @InfiniteFears
    @InfiniteFears 3 роки тому +9

    4:31 best ff rap song

  • @cimic8.432
    @cimic8.432 3 роки тому +4

    1:28
    This is one of the best parts.

  • @HollowMoonFan
    @HollowMoonFan 3 роки тому +30

    LOL
    ACTIVATING COMBAT MODE NEVER GETS TIRED
    THE FREAKING INDIAN REFERENCE DRAMAS 1:15
    ANOTHER FUNNY ASS VIDEO MAN

  • @KonniWynn
    @KonniWynn 3 роки тому +5

    "I only swing this way" "We'll see about that"

  • @Dehn396
    @Dehn396 2 роки тому +5

    Here waiting for the Crisis Core: Final Fantasy VII in a Nutshell Reunion

  • @Matthew.Niverse
    @Matthew.Niverse 3 роки тому +9

    *ME? GONGAGA INTENSIFIES*

  • @zackr.7628
    @zackr.7628 3 роки тому +23

    2:34 you forgot the recently added lunar bahamut from ff14

    • @TheEmperorHyperion
      @TheEmperorHyperion 3 роки тому +4

      And he debuted in FFIV Advance and the Complete Collection, before appearing again in After Years.

    • @crafteariee
      @crafteariee 3 роки тому

      And in Granblue Fantasy (several Cygames staff members came from Square Enix) we have Proto Bahamut and Ultimate Bahamut as well 😂

  • @MoonlightBrillance
    @MoonlightBrillance 6 місяців тому +1

    The shut up x3 to Genesis was personal and deserved💀💀

  • @slof907
    @slof907 3 роки тому +140

    There better be at least 5 Gongaga jokes in there.
    Edit : Not enough Gongaga jokes. But I’m still giving the video a 4/10 ‘cause of the cringe ass song.

    • @2dheethbar
      @2dheethbar 3 роки тому +10

      Gone gaga?
      You know gonegaga?

    • @squallleonhart9387
      @squallleonhart9387 3 роки тому +12

      Here’s the Family of Gonga Spells:
      Gonga
      Gonra
      Gongaga
      *Gongaja*
      _Gongaza_

  • @MickeyMouse-ef4ez
    @MickeyMouse-ef4ez 3 роки тому +2

    I missed this in a nutshell vids from u just a pancake!

  • @enesutkuozdemir7335
    @enesutkuozdemir7335 3 роки тому +31

    You forgot I have to die because this game directed by Hajime Tabata like Noctis

  • @mr.playwatch8714
    @mr.playwatch8714 3 роки тому +4

    1:14 I confim that's gold.

  • @otakuthegreat
    @otakuthegreat 3 роки тому +21

    *LOVELESS*
    Still this game made me cry 😭 not gonna lie.

  • @katakinamikaze8383
    @katakinamikaze8383 3 роки тому +4

    Dude this is a masterpiece, what a great time to be alive

  • @mushijian7839
    @mushijian7839 3 роки тому +19

    After watching this FF7 original story breaking game, I really hope that FF16 will not be suffer from this kind of treatment to plot, that leaves more questions than answers and so that countless spinoffs will not only worsen the story.

    • @gamingandrewbro8815
      @gamingandrewbro8815 3 роки тому +4

      Ff7 answers a lot of questions in some of the side quest it's dosen't tell you everything you actually need go and find it something most games don't do now in days.

    • @mushijian7839
      @mushijian7839 3 роки тому

      @@gamingandrewbro8815 I think that you're ...! FF7 is really a ... game, my favorite will always be ...! So much ... that you want to ...! (How's that? A comment of genius, isn't it? And that's all because need to guess or look somewhere in UA-cam to know my opinion!)

    • @crazycactuar1465
      @crazycactuar1465 3 роки тому +2

      @@mushijian7839 But you didn't make your comment with the intent of making money by selling spinoffs for people to know your opinion

    • @iMortao
      @iMortao 3 роки тому +2

      All FF games in nutshell , more questions than answers 7 is just the more hyped but all FF games you have the books , encyclopedia, dvd , sometimes anime , cd , and all that shit.

  • @N31M4
    @N31M4 3 роки тому +1

    This is the most serious thing that i ever said in my life
    This is the best UA-cam channel and probably one of the most important pieces of art in the history of milky way

  • @sugarysugarysweet
    @sugarysugarysweet 3 роки тому +78

    You joke about Fortnite, but don't forget, there's an official Final Fantasy VII battle royale game for mobile.

    • @squallleonhart9387
      @squallleonhart9387 3 роки тому +6

      And I can totally see Square collaborating and jumping on the Fortnite Train.

    • @kenj6373
      @kenj6373 3 роки тому +1

      What’s the game called?

    • @sugarysugarysweet
      @sugarysugarysweet 3 роки тому +9

      @@kenj6373 Final Fantasy VII The First Soldier

    • @aberrant814
      @aberrant814 3 роки тому

      @@kenj6373 Fortnite: Final Fantasy VII

    • @ProxyDoug
      @ProxyDoug 3 роки тому +1

      @@kenj6373 Final fantasy VII: The Fortnite Soldier