Gork And Mork EXPLAINED - ORK GODS! Brutal And Cunnin Deities Of The WAAAAAAGH!
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My favorite part of the gork and mork lore is when morkius said its morkin time and spread his spores.
Are gork and mort real gods 🫣🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔😵
mork punches you when you don't look at him while gork punches you when you look at him
Love it, this is the explanation I need! Now I get it!
So you just have to look at mork
@@Cruentus then Mork will punch you while you look, because now he has an element of surprise
@@bloodfang9820 cunning
@@bloodfang9820 he will punch you in a way, that your head turns and the next thing you know is that you're looking at gork now.
And that's pretty brutal
Gork: go punch em
Mork: go punch em. But quietly
Snake but mor
Mork: go punch em. But not always in the front.
@@kairu_aname *Mork:* "Go sock da git good an' zoggin' 'ard. But wait 'til 'e'z busy fightin' Gork."
@@rando5638
Yes lol
One of my favorite lines from the Ghazgkull novel is: Could Mork make a box so propa that Gork couldn't kick it over?
Ork philosophy is fascinating
Sum Weirdboy out dere ask'n da real questions.
That boy just got promoted to nob for having a cohesive thought.
Giving my own opinion on the question I'd say this has Mork ever made or done something in the past that Gork admitted he couldn't do. If the answer is yes then it's possible that Mork could make a box, if not then it stands to reason Gork could still find a way around it but still leaving a tiny shred of chance for Mork to win.
TLDR - maybe it all just depends.
Fun lore : Sometimes, the orks don't know Gork and Mork are 2 entities. They don't understand number 2.
Too big
I love that. So they look at there gods who look alike and then they look down and are like “ya stupit git” Mork spelt with a M not a G!
WOD YOO MEAN TWO GODZ? THERE ONE MORK AND ONE GORK, YOU STUPI'D OOMIE.
There are only two numbers:
1 and the rest
@@Nerobyrne 1 is the loneliest number that you'll ever do
2 can be as bad as 3 and 4 and 5 and so on
I like the idea that Gork and Mork are actually the strongest of the gods, they're just so primal and constantly fighting each other that they don't bring their full might to bear on any of the other gods in the warp. It's a great parallel with the Orks, who have been refuted time and again to have the sheer manpower to overtake the whole galaxy if they could only band together as one species.
They simple beings. Don't want rule the universe. Just punch things
Why be united, when you can punch each other?
“If we’z roolin’ e’rything, then who’s gonna foight us,eh?”
This is how my friend explained gork and mork to me when I was starting out.
"Mork's the guy who will sneak up on you and beat the crap out of you, Gork's the guy who will beat the crap out of you, then break your legs so you can't run away the next time."
Perfect! People keep forgetting that Gork is brutal but kunnin. There's a method to his violence.
Strategy and tactic
Old ones: "what the fuck bro?!"
Gork: Zorri dadz
Mork: We partied too ard
That escalated quickly
Old ones: See this is why we should’ve focus on teaching our space elves on self control than making these two action fighting mushroom junkies
@@iamablacksabbathsong9765 or you know create an ways to stop them
@@axellenhart7890 Google translated your comment as
Gork: "Lice"
Mork: "We partied too late"
love how there are two ork gods so that they both have someone to fight
Gork and Mork are Khorne's drinkin and liftin buddies.
Fun ork fact: Tuska deamon killa is in eternal conflict with demons of khorn because he likes Tuska. Mainly due to Tuska actually being able to smash a demon prince's balls after going on an orky crusade through the warp, killing every single demon they ran into, they even used weird Boyz to lure the demons.
@@DukDaStabbiestOgryn ,
Yeah, it is the reason why I call Khorn a shroom head... he is growing mushrooms for his own pleasures!
I can imagine them bullying khorne
@@DukDaStabbiestOgryn if I were Khorne, I’d find that hilarious and certainly worthy of giving the blessing of eternal krumpin
@@gideonmele1556
That's pretty much what Khorne thought about it. It was one of either his Daemon Princes or one of Slaanesh's Tuska did that to. After attempting to kill a Daemon planet using swords and shootas
Gork and Mork are the ultimate gym bros, always lifting each other up. They won't join the Tau Empire because Tau can't lift!
Gork and Mork: KANT GRO UNDES DERES KOMPETEATIN
@@jackmack4181 OY, SPOT ME WHILES I BENCH DIS ERE WARTRUKK!
I feel like Ogryns would have fun with Orks, though they might be too gentle for them.
I'm Mork
I'm Gork!
We're the WAAAAAGH Brothers
And we're here to....PUMP YOU UP!
(I have to stop myself. I can picture the whole informational speech like Hans and Franz from the good old days of SNL)
@@Tweedle-Stupid Also, the Thunder Warriors if they are still around
It sounds like that left & right Twix commercial they’re both the same thing
nah, left twinxs are ovbiously better, c'mon they even use darker chocolate
@@isuckatusernames4297 right better, it has the darker chocolate
I quite like the way left twixs has the caramel arranged compared to how the right twix does.
I don't think you listened to the video. One is brutal but cunning, and the other is cunning but brutal. Completely different obviously
…You take that back
Gork s’ brutl’ and cunnin’
But Mork s’ cunnin’ and brul’
Average Gorkers: "e'nuff tah'kin', m'oar Krumpin'! WAAAAAAGH!"
Chad Morkers: "Hol' up, Boyz. We'z need'a think'ova gud plan to fo'ight dem gitz...... R'oight, daz e'nuff a dat. WAAAAAAGH! Dibz on'da big skrappy gitz from da' back!"
"Sticks an stonez may break my bonez, but Gork will smash your teef in you great big bugger"
Actual quote from an Ork nob to a war hound titan.
Cool...not 🙄
@@DamonInferis yeah, he probably had a short life
Ya gotta watch out for Orks that worship Mork. Those Orks commit the most dangerous and uncommon of Orky activities. They.... THINK
OI WATZ DIS MANGY LI'LE GIT GOIN AN' SPOUTIN' OUR SECRETS TO DA OOMIES?!?!?!
WELL MAYBE YEZ OTTA “THINK” SOMEWHERE ELSE BEFORE YA GET A KRUMPIN’
FINKINS FER DA WEYRDBOYZ
A PROPPA ORK DON FINK, DEY KRUMP
SKARBRAND WILL PUNT YOU NERD TO THE EYE OF TERROR SO YOU CAN THINK LONGER! SKARBRAND IS IN THE WRONG CHANNEL AGAIN!
YEE
I have a theory that Mork is the last Krork while Gork is the first Ork
That theory sounds neet but given how the ork gods seem to exist in all areas were orks are present, i.e. anywhere they exist in any dimension, it would seem most likely that they are the first krorks who were so massive all other krorks look like playthings.
@@Aceshot-uu7yxthey so massive, the Other Krorks look like an Ork to them
@Animator10107 more like a Gretchen to a Gargant if you know about those.
The best explanation I've heard about the difference between the two was "Gork will punch you in the face then kick you in the nuts, Mork will kick you in the nuts then punch you in the face."
i'm sitting here learning about ork theology and i love it
Worshippers of Mork are the ones you should really look out for, cause an Ork that try out unorthodox tactics, like getting on board a Tau trading vessell to infiltrate a star port or that hides into pools of lava, will caught anyone by surprise.
Both examples are lore friendly and happened, by the way.
"Brutal but cunning and cunning but brutal"
: what's the different between the two?
: absolutely different
: you're hired
*Ork Resource
OR - Ork Resources👍🏻
@@akirafan28 hmm... more reasonable
It is said the Gork and Mork are way stronger than the chaos gods that's why the fight to each other because fighting weakling is boring for them, also, that is why you rarely see any ork working or getting corrupted by the other chaos gods the only instance when a chaos God took over some ork was Khorne giving a blessing to Tuska and his raiders to fight and endless battle against demons which is basically a heaven for Orks
The strongest entities in the entirety of Warhammer 40k
Not exactly... If you have a lot of undirected energy you end up with a sun or super nova. If you have small amount of super well controlled energy you end up with a small black hole that can eat up this star or part of super nova while lasting impossibly longer.
Mork and Gork are very directed. Directed tawrds krumping everything that moves, including themselves
@@magearamil8626 … tf does this have to do with them being the strongest?
@@aaahyesname8296 that they are not.
Also Khorn gets power from war, even Orcish war. So he has all the power of Mork and Gork and MORE.
@@magearamil8626 then why did he get defeated by Gork?
Sometimes the Orks will fight each other over who is cunningly brutal or brutally cunning and the difference of both
Literally a board game of it.
Brutal cunning is the application of force in a method of maximum impact (hitting the enemy on the head when their back is turned); cunning brutality is the knowledge that sometimes, sheer power is enough (hitting the enemy in the head _really hard_ when they're facing you).
God I love WH40k orcs
Ork*
The only happy species in 40k.
@@molybdaen11 ogryns are very happy all the time too 😀
It's also a fact that these two are effectively the most powerful entities currently in the Warp. So powerful that all other things inside the Warp, including Chaos, actively try not to get in their way while they're endlessly beating each other up.
Orks the happiest boys around
Imagining what a waaggh and things like Gargants must have been before when Orks we're Krorks is absolutely terrifying
Fun fact: these dudes are based off English history. Remember Henry the 8th? Well he wanted a son but couldn't so he proceeded to make his own version of gods faith in the form of protestant churches, this inherently clashed with the Catholic church and so people of the same country proceeded to actively fight over which version of god is better and so there were publically speaking, 2 gods of England because of the different views. However they still had the same basic principles and thus the 'brutal but cunning" and "cunning but brutal" thing for the orks was born years later via inspiration.
Yeah GW loves taking the piss out of its own home lmao.
Henry the 8th actually founded his own church, so he could divorce the queen of spain (or castile), to marry (and finally fuck) Anne Boleyn, which the catholic church wasn't fond of and tried to prevent. The divorce, in fact. I guess they didn't care if he would have fucked Anne Boleyn all day long, but she said "if you want to fuck it, you first have to put a crown on it."
So yeah... New church of England.
Wife go chop chop
@@LutherannoG ah yes, the trusty choppa used by warboss henri eifth during iz boyz foighting da Frenchi gits and for krumpin da wives for not givin a gork given son. So he gotz himselves a mork given one instead!
You missed the part where he took the idea for a Protestant church from Germany
Not the only thing they like taking the piss out of.
In Age of Sigmar these two were one god that gor split in half so it could fight itself and when enough orks gather they recombine into gorkamorka the most powerful of melee gods
Everybody's ganster till the orks get smart
Gork and more are my favorite 40k gods and in fantasy are my second favorite
My fav 40k God is Mork, then Gork, then Nurgle
Who's your first in AoS(fantasy)?
@@akirafan28 Aos doesnt exist
Whats your favorite in fantasy? Mine is still Gork and Mork ngl, no other fantastu franchise comes close to 40k when it comes to cool gods exept for maybe LOTR.
@@rianmela3825 gotta go with the horned rat because while they may not be the strongest God whenever they speak they can get their followers to do crazy shit that can change the setting also honorable mention goes to aos nagash
Wait, but Gorka is cunning but brutal-and Morka is brutal but cunning.
Best lets this one go lad. Century long WAAAAGHS have been fought over which one is which.
No mork is the more cunning one
@@rianmela3825 NO! MORK IZ MORE BRUTAH YA GIT!!!
For Gork! (or was it Mork?)
Thank you for the GORK and MORK first video.
I like to think that the only reason Gork and Mork exists is because orks believe they do.
Gork: PAUNCH EM IN D ‘EAD!
Mork: Paunch em in d odah ‘ead!
WAAAAAAGHHHHHHHH!
They are by far my favorite gods in warhammer. Love your vids
Thanks homie :)
I remember hearing how they fought Big E, like in a real battle or maybe like in the warp?
Maybe 🤔, during the Ulinor Campaign of the Great Crusade.
I just like the idea it was one of Big E’s biggest fights if it did, like a wrestling match to the death. “OH AND GORK COMIN IN WITH THE STEELE CHAIR! OH MORK, HE’S SLITHERING!” Big E: I’am having a very bad day!!!
And more often than not, brawls break out over which god is which.
One is brutally cunning and the other is cunningly brutal
Inaccurate, you said “Waagh” not “WAAAAAAGH”
Correct, it cannot be spelt without caps lock fully engaged!
My favorite bit from the orks is how they cant keep their gods straight
WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHH!
WAAAGH!
I love how the pictures of mork and gork are the same
They only disagree when Mork brings Mindy to the fray.
"gork is brutal but cunning"
"mork is cunning but brutal"
brain knowledge expznd meme inserted*
How to quickly defeat the Orks
1. Paint yourself green
2. Say "GORK IS BETTER THAN MORK"
3. Watch how the Orks bicker then kill each other
I have a theory that Gork and Mork are the last 2 Krorks and orc belief pretty much turned them into Gods
that kinda explains on Dawn of War: Soulstorm when you play as Orks.
The lieutenant bashes his messenger to get ready to battle, while Gor-Gutz beats the messenger off the cliff. it's mainly the way of the God Gork.
Mork gang rise up
Nah, Gork gang!
Aye! Dose Warbosses ar' strong an all, but dey don't undastand how important battle tactiks are!
It's so bizarre how diffrent cunning yet brutal and brutal yet cunning are so drastically diffrent while containing the exact same words
I gots a fresh bok' a' boyz imma pain' up
Mind-ork mork; smart and cunning
Gangsta-ork gork; very violence
Gork: Ey Wait a sek' There'z gawt to bee a betta' battlefield around ere' sumwere'!
Mork: hmm..How'bout dat stanky fowest belonging to dat Nurgle git?!
Gork: And!?
Mork: It's always Green dere'! GREEN IZ BEST COLOR!!!
Nurgle: *holding his many children while barricading the front door of his mansion with his own rotting body, hoping that the Ork' gods would change their decision*
Gork: violence mork: smart violence
brutally cunning while the other is cunningly brutal
God of brutal cunning vs God of cunning brutality.
Mork(Sees yarick):(point's finger like broly)I WANT THAT.....
No you git! Mork is brutally cunnin’, and Gork is cunningly brutal!
For a moment I thought this is Warhammer Fantasy. Always forget 40k shares some of the gods.
Gork goes head first
Mork goes fist first
I had a fringe theory that Gork and Mork aren’t actually creations of the orks but rather the old ones that created the krorks. When the warp was separated from the materium they were heavily damaged and this was reflected back into the modern day Orks.
this is why is saw a one ork saying "Mork help us" in Warhammer Freeblade
Cant wait till we have a culmination of a battle of the gods i see a royal rumble happening amongst all the gods of chaos,eldari,orks,humans and possibly tao maybe even tyranid
I seem to have gotten the notion on my head that the orks argue which way around the names are?
gork and mork are the ork dorks who do all the work
Also, when there's a big battle(Big enough for a Waaagh to assemble), Gork and Mork can fuse into Kork, who's cunning and brutal.
Fun fact about the Beast, he was actually the last of the Khorks a d was the reason a thing called a Killa moon existed
*WWWWWAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGHHHHH!*
You would think they would look more like krorks than orks.
They may have not existed in the time of the krorks :)
The Orks don’t look too different from Krorks, just smaller
@@randomelite4562 idk man all the art I've seen is them standing more straight, tighter jaw and more narrow skull. They look like giant clean cut handsome gentlemen lol. Then you got ya git choppa bois.
@@joedarling5175 So the same except for some slight differences?
I always thought that Gork was the God of violence and causing damage while Mork is the God of healing and intelligence.
Gork: beats the s@$t out of you
Mork: beats the s@$t out of you but
c u n n i n g l y
Red ones go fasta
Life must be easy when everything you believe to be true becomes true
Gork and Mork were originally the last 2 krorks when the Krorks devolved into orks they saw Gork and Mork as gods as they were so much bigger and stronger also they were way smarter but since what ever a ork believes becomes true gork and mork turned into gods
To be fair.
Mork and Gork can be interchangeable too.
Or they switch out sometimes.
Or they were always one god who does two things.
Or...Well it's not like the orks know or actually care.
Gork and Mork are very powerful gods. The one time they stopped fighting each other, The Emps felt fear for the first time in a millennia. It’s takes an awful lot to make the emperor afraid considering he was considering slapping the fuck out of Nurgle when Mortarian and Papa Smurf fought.
FOR Gork AND Mork!
The funniest part, even if these gods didn't actually exist, since the orks believe they exist, they do.
I felt a little silly when I first saw Gork and Mork in the Ying and Yang design. Unfortunately, it is difficult for me to refind that image but it will be on all of my Orks going forward. For while one might be tempted to favour Gork or over Mork, or Vise Versa, it is wise to follow the path of both. For inside Mork is a little bit of Gork, and vise versa.
I highly recommend the 40k mods for Rimworld, I first saw it in one of those. Start your own ork tribe today! Just remember, if you don't give them enough Gits to fight they will burn your city down....
What i find funny is that an ork most probably created gork n Mork when he heard of the emperor since that's like one of the gods they know off
Well no but cool theory
Why have one god when you can have two to fight each other?
I often wonder the relations of gork and mork to the krorks considering that the orks are the devolved versions of the krorks.
I mean, Where they manifested in the warp akin to slaanesh being spawned by the eldar? Or are they really krork warriors during the war of heaven?
You's gits be doin too much finkin. Allz ya nees ta do is WAAAGHH!!
My headcanon is that they're ancient krorks with a heavy effect on the gestalt field
So, these two chads are always scrapping, and no one can find them in the warp. Well, my guess is each one looted, smashed, and krumped all the things they could find and then came together to show off their loot. Turns out, each got exactly half of all the daka to exist. So while each wants the others daka, and therefore can never have enough daka, they are also surrounded by all the flames and shrapnel of their fight in an infinite bubble of what can actually be considered to be the concept of "enuf daka". If you try to find them, you will eventually just be shreded by the bubble.
If Orks can think things into reality doesn't that make Gork and Mork the true war gods
Nate Crowley got me to worship these fellas full time. Gonna give my future son a copy of “Ghazghkull Thraka: Prophet of the Waaagh!“ and tell him that’s the New Testament. TURN THE GALAXY GREEN!
strongest gods in the galaxy by far too.
What exactly confirms this? Official GW sources, novels etc. don't state they are that strong.
For example Khorn is empowered by orks violence so he is by default stronger
And the most wholesome.
Nobody talks about Dork the god of purple orcs -_-
You mixed them up, Mork is the god of cunning brutality, and Gork is the god of brutal cunning. WAAAAGH!!! time!
The best thing about this is anything that they believe becomes real
Brutally cunning and Cunningly brutal.
If there was only one Ork god, who would he fight? That’s why there are two
Brutal but cunning, cunning but brutal... Makes sense
I find it funny that bigger part of Warp belongs to Gork and Mork and not chaos gods