The best thing about NPCs is that they have a script for every situation. Even if a Guardian wouldn't get near Gerudo Town without Nesis, they can react to its presence!
Calamity Ganon: HEY THOSE ARE MINE (Hears A Gurgling Sound) Zelda: G-Ganon What's Happening????? (Starts Screaming For Link ) Calamity Ganon: (Aqward Silence) Link:Was That (Heard Zelda) OH NAYRU I FORGOT ZELDA (Does A Mad Dash And Books It To Hyrule Castle) Calamity Ganon: OH No I'm About To A-A-A-ACHHHHOOOOOOO (Zelda Goes Flying) Zelda:WHAT A AAA A-A-A-AAAAAA
I've got footage somewhere of trying similar with stasis-ing a box to push it over. Let's just say Guardians put a LOT of effort into staying on the ground, AND not letting you put anything all the way underneath them. It's like there's a solid, non-pushable object the size of Link directly below them at all times D:
nesis aww that sucks. But hey it was worth a shot and even if you didn't get the guardian into the town you got him in the entrance! Bet that made a good photo
Can you take a guardian away to live a peaceful life at Lurelin? Or maybe introduce the horseback Bokoblins near highland stable to a guardian? Idk lol
I know how to get a voe Guardian in Gerudo Town. Since it's based after an octopus, just cut off its back leg- that is the "reproductive organ" on a male octopus.
nesis you could just follow the Vah Naboris quest line until the part where she meets you at an outpost where it doesn't matter what you wear... she even has special dialogue depending on whether or not you're dressed as a woman. Or did you specifically want to do it in Gerudo Town?
Even tho u got a pet Guardian for Gerardo Town to enjoy. You can you get Ganon, I heard Guardians are great pets, however a Ganon, seems like one for beginners in Gerardo Town.
Remember that first time you saw a guardian in the game? Adrenaline pumping and a mix of terrified enjoyment going through you at the mere thought of battling and possible BEATING it? Look at us now.
I love how the guards are cowering in fear all like "oh no a guardian plz don't kill me" and then link walks one inch past the gate and they stop cowering, kick him out, and then go back to fearing for their lives
Also, I find it pretty crazy that the Gerudo Guards acknowledge that there is a guardian but not only cowering in fear, but also shouting that it is a guardian! Under normal circumstances, they should not be exposed to guardians seeing as there are none in the desert. They really did think of everything.
The Beginning be Like: Guard: HEY WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?!?! Link: Do you wanna see my dog? Guard: Um.. sure I guess? *Camera Turns* Guardian: BEEP BOOP BEEP BOP! (*HOI IM GUARDY*) Guard: ... AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHJKEFASYFHAUSIERXHMFRDASKUHMXFDMOSBXSFHDCYU
But of course! *laughing in French* (But seriously, I have like 6000 hours in TF2 over the years D: I might've been a bit obsessed with rocket jumping.)
The fact that the creators of this game scripted every situation possible, from enemies showing up to even guardians, even though those situations weren’t Intended to ever happen, it’s like the creators knew what players would be capable of.
Thanks for keeping this video ridiculously short! I don’t have a time I used to to be watching peoples 30 minute to an hour long videos just for one funny gag lol
The fact that gerudo have guardian enemy reactions and the fact that the guardian collected sand on it amazes me. It even had special music from what i heard. All this even though a tuardian would never feesibly be in gerudo desert
2:42 really shows how much detail they put in the game. The Gerudo npc was running for her life screaming "It's a guardian" even though guardians aren't naturally found in that area of the game.
This is late but, they really should have implimented the guards to randomly fight enemies that can spawn close to towns. Watching npcs fighting guardians would be pretty cool.
I think ive turned into that lady who loves gaurdians but im a boy when the gaurdian was about to fall of the ledge at the start when it was really gripping on it looked so cute and funny well when theyre not killing you
Had you chopped off its legs could you have pushed it inside the city? (Wearing Gerudo Garb) so that you could also enter the city as you were using magnesis and the steel box to push it through the city entrance?
The best thing about NPCs is that they have a script for every situation. Even if a Guardian wouldn't get near Gerudo Town without Nesis, they can react to its presence!
wait, is this animation just for the guardians? that's kinda insane considering that this situation is not intended at all
Naiko its not an animetion lol
Well yeah all NPCs share the same script of reacting to enemies so nothing new.
one said : "Its a gaurdian!" at 2:32
EtheRenard they have a script for situations just like this, when Nesis is being entertaining 😂
Zelda: *Holding off Ganon* I don’t think I can hold him for long! Wtf where is Link!?
Link:
Trying to get the guardians to do their original purpose, protecting him and Zelda.
Link:hold on im trying to a robot in an all woman town so wait a few more hours
Calamity Ganon: HEY THOSE ARE MINE (Hears A Gurgling Sound)
Zelda: G-Ganon What's Happening????? (Starts Screaming For Link )
Calamity Ganon: (Aqward Silence)
Link:Was That (Heard Zelda) OH NAYRU I FORGOT ZELDA (Does A Mad Dash And Books It To Hyrule Castle)
Calamity Ganon: OH No I'm About To A-A-A-ACHHHHOOOOOOO (Zelda Goes Flying)
Zelda:WHAT A AAA A-A-A-AAAAAA
xd
Lol
"Hello sir, would you like to hear the good news of our lord and saviour, Ganon?"
Sure!
Ganon-witnesses.
This made me laugh harder than it should have.
Get the fuck off my propertah
Yiga be like-
this...
this is what BotW was meant to be used for
Some Guy Kai nowwe jsuthave towait for the multiplayer mod to be completed ._.
Yes
To teach the Gerudo a lesson about sexism with a Guardian pet
the Gerudo guards look so terrified of the Guardian,
either that or they decided to make it their overlord and bow to its magnificence xD
XLucyX I think they made it an overlord
How *interesting.*
XLucyX
Are you a lucky star fan? Cuz I am.
Tako the Guardian Stalker I subbed
No,they're too busy trying to figure out if that Guardian is voe or vai,after those Goron incidents they're really cracking down.
The sand got in my joints. 3/10, may visit again
I told you to wear appropriate clothes before making the video, but nooooo.
[Holy frick I got a heart and a reply thanks] Well, I'm not the one who discontinued Guardian Clothes Inc.
Tako the Guardian Stalker "I Hate Sand. It's coarse and rough and it gets everywhere. Guardian=Anakin confirmed.
Talonis Wolf, Wolf Acolyte don’t bother replying I have the high ground
Talonis Wolf, Wolf Acolyte HAHAHAHA
That gerudo that screams in the background sounds like the crash bandicoot whoa! Meme
Andy Ao that’s exactly what I thought 🤣😂
Same
or Pingu
Andy Ao Nice Umaru profile
Now I've seen it all.. what next? Zora's Domain
D: The thought of all those tight passages terrifies me. Those poor Guardians.
nesis very true
nesis thanks for the dedication for our safety
Well you can't get horses in Zora's Domain so I doubt it.
How about just taking a bunch up to the twin peaks and throwing them off
I love how you make it seem like all the enemies are like links friends
“It's a Guardian!”
Something that wouldn't get near the town
I love BotW
Is it a female because why else would they let it in?
Actually how would you determine a Guardians gender?!
Angel Rivera that's y they attack everyone, they all assume their genders xD
XLucyX Did they just assume it's gender?!
Angel Rivera yeah, I mean, what if that one was a male guardian, but the Gerudo couldn't tell so they let it in? xD
I'm a guardian
They have no genders
They just think we do and it makes us mad
Guardian Turret Sorry :3
that gerudo is waluigi in disguise
Waaaa
WAAAAA
*WAAAAAA*
Put em in smash, see how he turns out
5
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I quit my Online Battle in Splatoon 2 just to see this
I quit my online SBB4 battle to see this and get banned for 10 mins
If only the video were that long. I guess just watch it at 0.5 x speed? u_u
I hope it's worth it :p
I quit a live stream to see this
So that's what you do when I'm not around to be targeted.
Why not putting it on the box, attacking octo balloons then pushing him over the walls?
I've got footage somewhere of trying similar with stasis-ing a box to push it over.
Let's just say Guardians put a LOT of effort into staying on the ground, AND not letting you put anything all the way underneath them. It's like there's a solid, non-pushable object the size of Link directly below them at all times D:
nesis aww that sucks. But hey it was worth a shot and even if you didn't get the guardian into the town you got him in the entrance! Bet that made a good photo
Vsauce Puppet I always see u hi!
Can octo balloons fly guardians?
I love how even the guards are scared.
He is the ultimate guard.
I love the casual conversation between him and the guardian, thats why i love his videos
*3:22** - That Gerudo Screaming Though XD*
WOOOOOH WOOOOH WOOOHHOJHOHJ
Can you take a guardian away to live a peaceful life at Lurelin?
Or maybe introduce the horseback Bokoblins near highland stable to a guardian? Idk lol
Hyper Sound i hate lurein village
Nesis is on a mission to get my legs back
It would make a good video idea
You can have three of mine fren
Love your profile picture
Hmm
Why didn't you take me
Because you're kind of stuck to the ground..
Timothy James oh
Basically this :( When I find the ones responsible for taking your legs, I'll get em back for you.
nesis ok thanks
DW He'll find something for you, Link is such a nice guy
Its automatically a better day when you upload
This is honestly one of the funniest BotW videos I've ever seen. "You ate a Gerudo?!?"
"Only a little..." XD subbed.
I love how you personify the enemies, it's adorable tbh
3:06 Surprise guest appearance by Crash Bandicoot
WAH WAHHH
I know how to get a voe Guardian in Gerudo Town. Since it's based after an octopus, just cut off its back leg- that is the "reproductive organ" on a male octopus.
You... D: You wouldn't dare!
Oh fuck yes I would dare. I will lay waste upon the Guardians, throwing them past the brink of extinction.
@@justsomefurry1852 oi u be nice to them.
@@justsomefurry1852 Hm. I see your anger has driven you into madness.
This is absolutely hilarious! Thank you for making this!
Thanks, I'm glad you like it :D
Best intro ever.
"Cool, just a normal day in Gerudo tow- OH MY GOD THATS A GUARDIAN!"
If Guardians are allowed into Gerudo town then I guess they're females.
Wait
THEY JUST ASSUMED THAT GUARDIAN'S GENDER
*_TRIGGERED_*
I'm not female
I have no gender so they let guardians in
Either way, my search for a way to meet Riju as shirtless Link continues.
Gavin Visco Y U steal my comment?!
nesis you could just follow the Vah Naboris quest line until the part where she meets you at an outpost where it doesn't matter what you wear... she even has special dialogue depending on whether or not you're dressed as a woman. Or did you specifically want to do it in Gerudo Town?
The rule isn't "vai only", it's "no voe", so they let in asexual things like Gorons and Guardians.
Hahaha, i just love that kind of creativity and determination.
Even tho u got a pet Guardian for Gerardo Town to enjoy. You can you get Ganon, I heard Guardians are great pets, however a Ganon, seems like one for beginners in Gerardo Town.
I love how the characters react to Guardians.
It's incredible that they actually have dialogue for the Gerudo to say when this happens.
If you didn't notice, one of them said, "It's a Guardian!"
Oh goodie, it will be tomorrow "Nesis vs GirlKart64 vs ConvictedBattler vs Mety333" for the HWC(Hyrule World Championship) title.
Danny the dinosaur?
Cage fight.
It's the only way.
FSlJonathan they have to fight for the number 1 contender ship to face the crowned champion at the pay-per-view after the incoming pay-per-view.
nesis more like you guys are going to have to fight in "He'll"
To have a brutal fight
I love the little dialogue you make/the guardians say tbh, your videos are wholesome af most of the times:D!
These are brilliant
Remember that first time you saw a guardian in the game? Adrenaline pumping and a mix of terrified enjoyment going through you at the mere thought of battling and possible BEATING it?
Look at us now.
I only watch the very last 20 seconds of a video on 2 channels. And yours is one of those which has these great endcards.
League of Shaco :D I'm glad to hear that!
2:33 wait, the guardian gets sandy in sandy places? That’s a cool detail ngl
wAAAAAH!
I love how the guards are cowering in fear all like "oh no a guardian plz don't kill me" and then link walks one inch past the gate and they stop cowering, kick him out, and then go back to fearing for their lives
when your a genderless robot that has access to an all-female town but your head is too big to fit in a doorway
The fact that the guard has the line
ITS A GUARDIAN means the creators knew someone was gonna pull this shit LOL
1:58 how do you get these perfect clips?
I love the little commentary you put on the vids it's beautiful
Why did youtube recommend this to me almost a year later? Anyways hilarious vid XD
I think he named a horse guardian and when he whistles it's "It seems Guardian couldn't hear your call."
Those korok leaves tho lol never seen a man so efficient at a weapon he stockpiles so many of them
Korok leaves are truly OP.
A real mans weapon
Korok leaf > laser
Once again another amazing video. Thank you so much for making it nesis! I'm always entertained.
Also, I find it pretty crazy that the Gerudo Guards acknowledge that there is a guardian but not only cowering in fear, but also shouting that it is a guardian! Under normal circumstances, they should not be exposed to guardians seeing as there are none in the desert. They really did think of everything.
Thanks, I'm glad you like it :D And yeah, I love the reactions NPCs have to Guardians, too.
:D
I love how he makes scary killers robots into friends
I thought this was a mety333 video because I haven't seen a nesis video in my sub box (except for the one 2 days ago) for so long, welcome back!
I love these videos, and I'm glad you're back, nesis. Thanks for the laughs!
Thanks, I'm glad you like them :D
The Beginning be Like:
Guard: HEY WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?!?!
Link: Do you wanna see my dog?
Guard: Um.. sure I guess?
*Camera Turns*
Guardian: BEEP BOOP BEEP BOP! (*HOI IM GUARDY*)
Guard: ...
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHJKEFASYFHAUSIERXHMFRDASKUHMXFDMOSBXSFHDCYU
Guardians are the best doggos
Why did you love this? I feel like it would be in my top 5 least funniest comments ever XD
ItzAsum Because Guardians are the best doggos, like nesis said. Also, BEEP BOOP BEEP BOP
HOI
Your Guardian personalities are just so cuuuute I want one now
oi no links aloud >:(
Try to make a lynel fight ganon, there’s one in the castle so it shouldn’t be too hard
why the shit do you have so many korok leaves
I love the reaction when the gaurdian was about to get knocked of the ledge
Cloacked spy? So you play tf2?
But of course! *laughing in French*
(But seriously, I have like 6000 hours in TF2 over the years D: I might've been a bit obsessed with rocket jumping.)
You're French ?
Only when playing as the Spy.
nesis oh, is that a TF2 reference ? I haven't played this game that much
Falsorr but of course!
1:55 I love the fact that the guardian is actually tryna open it xDDDDDDD
Dry humor :(
As dry as the Sahara.
0:13 he even shook his head, i think you make guardians epic
“You ate a gerudo?”
“Only a little”
You are completely, unironically the funniest, most skilled youtuber. God bless your existence.
you make Guardians into little cute fluff balls when they're unaware of you
*floof*
This must’ve taken a lot of imagination to come up with this haha. Keep up the good work
That was so funny I love the subtitles you do to make the game play a bit more entertaining.
These videos make me feel terrible because one time I pushed a guardian into lava at death mountain
0:06
Guardian: This is me. You’re probably wondering how i ended up in this mess. Well, it all started long ago...
The fact that the creators of this game scripted every situation possible, from enemies showing up to even guardians, even though those situations weren’t Intended to ever happen, it’s like the creators knew what players would be capable of.
Thanks for keeping this video ridiculously short! I don’t have a time I used to to be watching peoples 30 minute to an hour long videos just for one funny gag lol
Now push Sidon to gerudo town :)
The fact that gerudo have guardian enemy reactions and the fact that the guardian collected sand on it amazes me. It even had special music from what i heard. All this even though a tuardian would never feesibly be in gerudo desert
These are hilarious. They never fail to make my day. Keep up the good work homesicle.
I just Love this mate
That was literally the funniest BotW Roleplay yet! I literally laughed my ass of! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂
Glad you are back and making frekwent upploads!
The captions are so funny and cute omg
"I think I've eaten too much"
I was dying there, this is hilarious!!
WHEN IT ACTUALLY PUTS ITS LEG ON THE BOX
2:42 really shows how much detail they put in the game. The Gerudo npc was running for her life screaming "It's a guardian" even though guardians aren't naturally found in that area of the game.
PolarPrussian what if all npc react same when they see a guardian
4:08,didn't expect vegeta voice.At least Nesis is a dragon ball fan 🐉
I love this friendship between link and the guardian
You're back! :D
"Wtf his resume is nuts. 10,000 years of guarding things" lol that's great.
This is so funny man you're making me die of laughter
this made guardians look wholesome and cute, especially the beginning
I would walk 500 miles is one of my favorite songs.
This is late but, they really should have implimented the guards to randomly fight enemies that can spawn close to towns. Watching npcs fighting guardians would be pretty cool.
Amazing. IMPRESSIVE WORK. Simple text edits but it cracks me up
He just named his horse gardion and pushed the gardion to gerudo town
Rofl, don't explain the joke to it. It will ruin this
4:45 XD What happened to that poor Geurdo Woman
I think ive turned into that lady who loves gaurdians but im a boy when the gaurdian was about to fall of the ledge at the start when it was really gripping on it looked so cute and funny well when theyre not killing you
the captions make it so much better
You being so nice and playing with guardians makes me stranfley fear guardians a little less
First video of yours that I've watched.
Immediately subscribed
Rip nesis
guardian: let me see what you have
link: A KNIFE
guardian: NOO
This is the guardian gauntlet
10/10. Very enjoy.
Had you chopped off its legs could you have pushed it inside the city? (Wearing Gerudo Garb) so that you could also enter the city as you were using magnesis and the steel box to push it through the city entrance?