[WH40k SFM] A Custodes In Any Combat Situation
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- Опубліковано 11 січ 2025
- In the grim darkness of the future, Shiny men are unstoppable.”
-Based on the Comic made by emwattnot which was originally based on an old Star Wars Comic panel! emwattnot’s post is on Reddit, give it a look!
/ emwattnot .
-Link to the amazing Custodes model here
steamcommunity...
-I'd also like to give a huge shoutout to 56 Scratch for letting me use their Custodes audio from their video ( • A Custodes In Combat |... ) Go check it out, it's where I got this idea to begin with!
(I feel the need to emphasize the fact that I made this completely for fun and with NO intention of making any money whatsoever. All license, characters, and rights of all these characters belong to Games Workshop and I intent to make ZERO money off any animation I create using their characters. This is only for fun, because I love Warhammer and I had a lot of spare time on my hands)
"The enemy has us surrounded men. We've finally found them."- An old war philosopher from ancient terra
~Lewis "Chesty" Puller
"That simplifies things."
They have us surrounded, there's no way they can escape now.
They have surrounded us, now we can fire in all directions.
That’s from Star Wars 🤦🏽 Darth Vader said it in comics when surrounded by rebels and he used the “ I’m surrounded by fear and dead men “ he armed the thermal detonators and killed the lot
Chaos forces: "You stand no chance agains us, corpse follower!"
Custodes: "This isn't the tabletop, traitors."
Chaos forces: *nervous sweating*
Underrated comment lool
@Forge Father Eli somebody call daemon prince Angron
Thats a chaos sorcerer. If this were Cannon, that custodes would probably be dead as shit from some sort of massive warp portal spewing hundreds of daemons and the custode being melted from the sorcerer powering his magic with the souls of the dying chaos marines.
@@mellr0 I think that first shot meant a gift from the Custodes to said the sorcerer. A gift that was delivered directly into his head.
@@mellr0 yeah pretty much one of the reasons the sisters of silence were made was to protect the custodes from those pesky psykers
A chaos warhost is marching through a hilly plain when the war leader hears a call over one of the hills. “I bet 10 of your best men couldn’t fight a single Custodes!” Angry the leader of the war band sends his 10 best men to answer the challenge.
A few minutes later and after a few bouts of gun fire the voice calls out again. “Bet 1000 of your best men couldn’t best a single custodes in combat!” Furious the the war and leader sends 1000 of his best chaos marines over the hill.
The gunfire lasts longer this time but after about 30 minutes the voice calls out again. “I bet 10,000 of your best men couldn’t best a single custodes in combat!”
Now absolutely livid the war and leader sends a force of 10,000 over the hill, tanks and heavy mechanical elements included.
The battle lasts for hours, but eventually the gunfire and explosions stop as a single mortally wounded chaos marine crawls over the hill. He yells “ITS A TRAP!!! There are TWO custodes!!!”
Lmao, noice
That joke never gets old I swear hahaha
I genuinely LOL'd
You could use that format with any army and it’s still funny
No, There is only One Custodian fighting. The other one is sitting in a modified Lawn Chair, waiting for the first Custodian to ask for a small amount of help.
Fun fact, the fight was fully animated, but your puny mind couldnt process the awesome and fully canon sight
of a Custode opening one single can of whoop ass.
It ain't carrots, it ain't peas! It ain't the kippers in the salted grease!
@@xenogorwraithblade2538 *you just opened up a great big can of WHOOP-ASS!*
Just one can? One whole can?
A can of whoop ass bigger than the Eye of Terror.
The Emperor protects.
@@OhSPY. There is still a little left in the can
@@antcow1239 And if its a Custodes, that little left is planetary in its flood.
Heretic astarties: "I do not fear you!"
Adeptus custodes: "Then you will die braver than most."
*the heretic astartes shitting himself*
Adeptus custodes :"perhaps i was wrong"
@@malekith13 nah that's just the gift of nurgle
Ayyyyyyy
okay ezra had balls to say that
Star Wars Rebels reference, those are rare!
Chaos marines: _"we have you surrounded!"_
Custodes: _"And this gives you power over me?"_
*nervus side-glances*
Chaos Sorcerer: "You are surrounded!"
Custodes: "You're bad at math."
*Khorne horny sweating*
@@NameName2.0Chaos Marine: you are surrounded
Custodes: good this will be a nice distraction even if a short one
Adeptus custodes: for when you want your infantry to be able to 1v1 a drreadnought.
Only 1?
@@steelrexer1062 yup only one.
@Vash Stampede I mean the guy is probably tired of winning. And let's be real the custodes got depression since the emperor turned into a expired vegetable.
Nah.
Custodes is just when you want your glorious golden banana boy commander on a relic jetbike to hold his own in an apocalypse game.
@@Jeff-zf6zz No, he is asking if 1 custodes only worth just 1 single singular dreadnought.
So, "Only 1"? Surely, you meant that as the chaos just doesn't have anymore after the other Cust' deleted those other 10, right?
"Honourable Lord Custodes we are surrounded." - Imperial Guardsman.
"Those poor bastards." - Custodes
Chaos commander: I SMELL FEAR!
literally the entire chaos army: I'M SORRY COMMANDER, BUT ITS A GODDAMN CUSTODES!
All I See Is Fear & Dead Men!
The fear was coming from the Chaos Company XD
Normal or fresh newly custodies would still struggle to this much of numbers but if he’s an experienced or even shield captain, these just trash
"They may be outnumbered but never outmached"
-Bricky
How many Custodes does it take to change a lightbulb?
None, it changes itself out of fear
Bold of you to assume the original lightbulb would dare to stop functioning in the presence of a Custodes
The lightbulb is destroyed in an instant anyway because that’s some manner of chaos heresy
Why would any Custodes be dealing with a light bulb, that is a problem for the adeptus mechanicus and involves a three hour ritual involving candles, sweat, and lubricant.
@@ScaredShitlessable Don't forget the sacred oils and lubricants! Also the "Sacred rites of changing".
@@Become-Eggplant "oh light bulb, oh light bulb. Accept our offerings of oil and lubricant"
*teleports in the middle of enemy lines*
"Im sorry for your losses"
"We haven't lost a soldier this fight"
"So far"
“All im surrounded by is fear, and Dead men” I recognise this line from the Darth Vader comics, such a badass line.
I knew I wouldn't be the only person to recognize it! The whole scene is from the Darth Vader comics, but it's Rebel Alliance fighters he's surrounded by!
i solidly maintain that the imperium of man is just the chad version of the virgin galactic empire
A Custode would curbstomp Vader and Palpatine
@@christiandauz3742 no they wouldn't. Why would you think that? Maybe if you took away their lightsabers and said they can't use the force as an offensive weapon. Vader can solo armies, crush mechs the size of knights, and hold back insane levels of water pressure with his telekinesis. Palpatine can overpower massive space monsters closer to the size of warhound titans if not bigger. Actually legends Palpatine with his force storm hacks could destroy whole fleets solo..they're both the equivalent of omega class psykers, and while maybe vader would struggle in a straight up physical duel he could win through force hax fersure. Palpatine could win either with his Saber or his powers low diff either way.
@@agentchaos9332
A Space Marine can react faster than Vader or even Palpatine. A Custode has a faster reaction time than an Astarte
You need hands to use Force Powers. Chop of the hands and they are useless
Also Plot Armor, a Space Marine has much more than Vader or Palpatine. Custodes have even more
Star Wars is pussyfied compared to Warhammer Fantasy
Chaos: You’re surrounded, 1000 to 1.
Custodes: I like those odds.
Haha gal vorbak
Custodes: very well, I accept your surrender
More like
Custodes: And? Am I supposed to be impressed or something? The light breeze has been giving me more resistance than the waste of rations you call soldiers.
Then it’s an even fight
@@XtreemAlan no it's not they need more soldiers and maybe a primarch
Imagine if the custodes was actually voiced by Kitten .....
I'd love to watch this ten times over.
Oi you lot why can't we just be...
(Raving madmen charges missing every shot)
Okay then I guess we'll have to do this the hard way
you basically made this video shorter, like 40 seconds.
Well at least enjoy the silence calmness on the battlefield 40 seconds more.
Or I don't know, have more time thinking about the time he had with Shadowsun?
He went off with Magnus last I saw
No
Chaos dude: "I smell....fear"
Custodes: "yeah, yours"
Damn. If 1 Adeptus Custodes is overpowering, a small team of them is cheating.
One custodes gets the job done. A squad is to there to make a mark on your genetic heritage.
They are the bodyguards of the Emperor, given some of the best war gear in the entire imperium. Look at it this way, nearly all space marines need to walk in terminator armor (extremely heavy and highly durable armor), the Custodes can *run* in it. 3 full space marine chapters were up against 100,000 orcs and their warlord, the emperor came by with his 1,000 custodes, he himself went after the warlord while his men went after the horde. Out of the 1,000, only 3 died, while the entire horde of 100,000 lay dead in the fields of battle.
That is one of the finest examples of why you should never mess or fight with a Custodes.
One custode kills the enemy, a squad of them makes sure they don't come back
1 is enough. A squad is to ensure that no one ever remembers your lineage exists.
Tabletop: yes
-What's the situation over there?
-Sir, it's a Custodes
-Can we kill him?
-Sir, it's a _Custodes_
-Got it, send in the half naked World Eater
-actually sir I was going to say that they have already been killed by that xenos in the clown suit
Yes it's always good to see them in battle in their armour rather then in the palace oiling themselves constantly
Can you ask them to stop getting oil all over the place? in the last hour 6 menials broke their necks by slipping into things on the frictionless floors and another one managed to slide straight into a reactor. Have you ever had to clean menial out of a fusion reactor? It's messy.
@@VallornDeathblade they don't listen
@@rogaldorn2885 Listen, it’s just those 3. Also, can you please build Magnus a bike? He won’t stop bugging me about one.
@@LTDroz ask jaghatai I make impregnable fortresses not bikes
@@rogaldorn2885 Unfortunately the Ultramarines are still in the webway looking for him. Either I find a way to ask perturabo or you do it. Nevermind Perturabo is probably the better option
A Custode is never alone, for the Emperor is always with him!
золотые слова!:))
How strong r the custodies
@@kitogg7292If I had to put this on a standard level explanation, a space marine can kill as many guardsman, such as a Custodian can kill as many space marines, but probably more. Still it depends on WHICH Custodian we're speaking of.
"This engagement revealed I'm only 97% in combat effectiveness, It is time for me to take the pilgrimage through the webway."
Average W40k player: more = victory
Custodes players: *laughs in gold*
I originally had no idea about the custodes apart from that they were basically the best so I used to just call them max prestige space marines
Chaos Knights: *Laughs in War horns*
Deathguard Player: Lets get this moving
Custodes and Deathguard Player: beating and shooting at each other:Noone dies for a long time
😂
it is not the sounds of gunfire and cannons blazing that fears me,it is the eerie silence that follows
-A Guardsmen fighting side by side with a Custodes
"Because at any moment the ones silenced could be us and we would only be able to watch in horror on knowing that everything we have is useless"
@@luangomes2431 No one who dies for the Emperor dies in vain.
@@luangomes2431 no loyalist blood is to be drenched in terra
Chaos forces: "We outnumber you 40 000 to 1!!!"
Custodes: "Indeed. You don't stand a chance."
Dudes, looks great, captures the " Bold of You to face 100 to 1 " custodes vibe. Keeo at it : )
Custodian: Looks like the odds are against them.
“I’m surrounded?…Perfect that means they won’t run away!”
in old lore custodes looked exactly like karstodes
look up old custodes images
@@demsunny1844 Were surrounded? Good, that simplifies things.
Custodes: looks like I’m surrounded. Now I can fight in any direction
(Wait that’s an Ork mentality…)
Coulde also be applied to a Death Korps Kriegsman
"That Custodian is a HERERIC!" - Some inquisitor
@@nogoodnamesleft3965 I thought we got rid of them
@@LTDroz Have you checked the sewers? I imagine there might be a few down there.
@@ShadowGhost0117
Kriegsman: "Looks like I'm surrounded, finally I can serve the Emperor in every direction!"
Awesome job. Looks really promising.
I appreciate it! It’s not perfect yet but I can’t wait to make it better!
Looks awesome.
But it would be a shame if GW noticed it.
"All I am surrounded is fear and..." God, this is Darth's Vader quote. Such a cool reference!
I still remember being blown away when reading valdor and standard custodes was able to flip a tank with his leg and stop a falling elevator full of people. They're so overpowered
They share the Emperor's gift and are a treasure of ancient times. Gold bananas are a symbol of old mankind. Before chaos and ai rebellion happened
Overpowered?? *Looks at Khorne Berzerker* Ok buddy. Whatever you say. *Dies* .
It's not called superior creation for nothing chief.
Warhammer has a lot of power creep and over the top lore. That is why one of the rules GW has is that much of the lore is propaganda.
As for Custodes being the greatest height of humanity...no. The federation far out paced the Imperium to the point the older races mock the Imperium of being techno barbarians in comparison. Hell, most astartes use federation trash collectors as combat vehicles.
@@YuGiOhAbridgeFAN I mean what people tend to forget is that most of the craziest feats the Custodes performed were during the Siege of Terra. Sure individual Custodes taking down entire companies of traitor marines is extreme to the point of ludicrous, but at the time the Custodes were sitting in the single most fortified position in the galaxy. If you’re sitting in Rogal Dorn’s magnum opus you damn well better be killing your enemy 100 to 1
I like how the custodes kinda looked around like "This is all of you?"
Not gonna lie this is the first 3d Custodian animation I ever watched. Good damm job
That's because it's the first of it's kind, period.
It is first probably last
Thanks a ton guys it means a lot to hear these words. It seems I got into WH40K animations after it’s “golden days” but apparently I’m good to make these films if I have make 0 dollars and I’m fine with that. More to come!
@@demsunny1844 awesome, it's great but sucks how the company surprise anyone making a really good animation of WH
Will the company try to take down this video? Sorry I haven't followed about it since the golden days.
@@TheDragonfriday From what I’ve been told, as long as I’m making zero money off of it I should be alright, Games Workshop is a multi million dollar company so I’m gonna assume a small time animator like me isn’t really a problem to their revenue!
"You are surrounded"
In the words of an ancient xenos foe that fought humanity sometime between the 2nd and 3rd Millenia:
"Then it is an even fight"
and yet they want us to believe a single khorne berserker without power armor punched a hole barehanded in a custodes in full armor xD
haha, really ? What book is that ?
@@azir64 "The Outcast Dead" I think
Wasn't he one of the Gal Vorbak, the first possessed space marines? They were quite a bit beyond regular possessed not to even mention regular marines.
That's not to say punching through Auramite isn't stupid anyway.
@@kallemort The Gal Vorbak are those word bearer scum, they aren't Korn berserkers.
Yeah I recently read "the first heretic" and at the end they face off against each other.
I think it was 3 custodes against 10 Gal Vorbak.
Most heretical moment in the lore in my opinion hahaha
When you need a full company of Astartes but there's only room for one dude in the drop pod
The Adeptus Custodes are the pinnacle of imperial might. They guard the palace of holy Terra with a training regime that makes the Grey Knights look tame by comparison. Custodes are powerful enough to give Primarchs a headache and lore wise; just a few of them could tear apart Abaddon the Despoiler and his inner circle like they were rowdy children; which is largely why Khorne's legion got on Terra, but never made it passed the gates of the imperial palace.
This isn't just some low end legion of daemons either; this was an army lead by an elite blood thirster, and one that even the Grey Knights would have had trouble with.
The Custodes literally destroyed a Khornate invasion that the Grey Knights would have been found wanting.
Abaddon the Despoiler would not have lasted a minute in the ring with the Custodes; in spite of his table top rules and set up, lore wise the custodes would have had him the minute he set foot inside the imperial palace. And there aren't just a couple of the custodes either; there's thousands upon thousands of them.
Sorry but can you provided me the link with those lores cause I think thunder warriors are stronger than them,and sure the first custodes has the same power with orimarch but that’s the strongest individual,there is no confirmed feats for a few of them to tear abandon neither,or am I missing something?
@@NguyenQuang-tm3ou this is the battle mentioned in the lore; this was 4000 custodes plus other armies; but as mentioned the Khorne legion didn't even get inside the gates, which enraged Khorne so badly he killed his blood thirsters utterly.
This was the Custodes (note they called for aid from titan and it doesn't mention the Knights actually aided them) and a few other armies.
The chief reason I say the custodes could beat Abaddon comes from the fact Big A uses armies and armies of followers to do his dirty work; then he himself shows up to finish a weakened foe, if he showed up alone they would have him.
@@NguyenQuang-tm3ou you can read "Valdor: Birth of the Imperium".
Thunder warriors are not even near a Custodes.
Constantine Valdor beat a young Horus 1v1.
About Abbadon, I have no clue.
@@NguyenQuang-tm3ou Thunder warriors ? Are you cegorach in disguise or perhaps being paid by him.
So what are they waiting for then? Why don't they go out and destroy all the Chaos forces if it's so easy?
0:57 this line from darth vader comics !! I love itt
hundreds of heretics: **marching**
Some random custodes in the way: *poses*
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_"Ho? You're approaching me?"_
"Kitten! Come and join us!"
Awaken my quivering abs!!!
When 40K is just a JoJo’s reference
ayayayayyy
@@Erfierazgzb0ss4u I don't think these fabulous custodes wouldn't survive this battle...
“I’m not surrounded, I’m simply in a target-rich environment.”
I love how the cultists roll up like them arriving was what was going to win that battle
That is literally how they think 🤣😂
Sorcerer: Ah, the sacrifices have arrived
Cultists: What?
Sorcerer: What?
Never underestimate the power of the Wall of Guns.
"Well this hardly seems fair.... Alright I'll fight with my eyes closed."
"Oh who am i kidding, blinding myself isnt enough of a handicap when you are all blinded by the creatures of Chaos and reject the guiding light of the Emperor, i'll also fight with 1 hand without moving from my position"
Nice Vader reference; very good production
Never forget, A Custodes is the literal cream of the crop. They have the top of the line equipment and training and are among the greatest warriors in 40K.
And gets clap by gal Vorbak
Pity they spend most of their time oiled up and sliding around the palace
If being a Space Marine is hard enough, a Custodes is simply impossible for normal humans
@@argeltalthecustodiankiller6552Yeah. I just finished The First Heretic. Gal Vorbak didn't give a shit about emperor's most elite.
@@myslonlook the Custodes were rolling absolute shit on their Invulnerable saves that day
This is from an voiceover, which in of it self was from a fanmade comic panel. The glorious teamwork of humankind is betuiful.
Which was inspired by a Darth Vader comic
@@firebirdchild975 Oh so that's where it came from, cool.
The voice over is from 56 Scratch’s video (In the description) who based HIS audio off of emwattnot’s comic (Also in description) who based THEIR comic off of a Vader comic. In a sense, I’m like the 716th copy of the same idea hahaha
@@demsunny1844 Still, men like you are what the internet needs these days.
0:39 I KNEW IT the moment I saw him being encircled like that I knew he would use the Darth Vader quote :D my inner nerd is very happy.
I wanted to see the action but too bad the custodian shot the camera.
Only a custodian could kill the camera man
@@draconicrift8974 when bolter ammo breaks the fourth wall.
It's because even the cameraman though it was too brutal for the audience
@@luangomes2431 i just hope the camera was insured against fourth wall breaking ammo
Trust me I was mad too! I had this whole fight set up in my head and he just straight shot my camera in half, by the time I got my other one out he was finished!
"There is no escape."
- some Custodes in black armour, probably.
I love the Vader comic reference though, this scene- and all it's recreations- does not get enough credit.
So basically that would be a Custodes of the Shadowkeepers shield host.
@@ShadowGhost0117 best part is the at night have actually happened too, there was a shadow-keeper who ran to the cigarillos maledictum to retrieve something from a warband of marines. He isn’t back yet but is probably still alive
Chaos: You are surrounded!
The single Custodian: I'm not locked in here with you, you are locked in here with ME!
The True definition of “I’m not locked in here with you! you’re locked in here with me!”
"I am surrounded - but that merely makes my tactical & strategical plans considerably simpler."
Blood makes the grass grow!
Chaos Dreadnought: "So this is one of the Custodes, The Imperium's bodyguards of legend"
Custodian: "You are packing some heavy artillery for your size, *_boy_* . I'm surprised you can string two words together."
even though they are heaveyle biological enginered, with centerius of combat experience, and clad en heavy protectiv gear, and armed with some of the deadliest weapons.......
You still cant denie the bravery and determination....
Of the Chaos space marines :D
If custodes in the end of battle casually sipping their tea. It would be perfect.
Aw, you took that line about being surrounded by fear and dead men from the Darth Vader comic. Nice.
“Don’t charge. Walk. If you charge you’ll only die tired.”
Guardsman: "My lord, the enemy outnumber us 11-to-1. What are we going to do?"
Custodes: "We are going to hope they bring more heretics with them next time, or we may never find a fair fight."
“We have you surrounded”
“That simplifies the problem”
meanwhile, on tabletop, gets hit with a lasgun shot, fails the invulnerable save and FNP, dies.
There's definitely improvement between this and your previous animations. Well done!
1:34 is literally five seconds later
After 50 waves. Each exponentially increasing in size, well past a million in the final wave. One lone Chaos Space Marine comes crawling out of the crater after the fight. His lower half is completely missing. His speed is slow, and clearly dying.
He crawls up to Abbadons legs, and with his dying breath states, "Sir, there was two Custodians, not one."
They probably have the intellect to make a new banger quote every time their surrounded
A single Custodian is more powerful than most Astartes Armies, and I'm pretty sure that they have been compared to Primarchs at least once, which really says something.
A Named Custodes (named ones are more powerful than regular Custodes) didn't want to fight Asterion Moloch (Chapter Master of the Minotaurs) because the Custodes had doubts if he was even able to defeat Asterion.
@@BeatmasterAC well Asterion gets massive metaphysical buffs whenever he’s fighting someone on his own side. He is conceptually incapable of losing so long as he’s team killing
Well...
Human
Sensei so low, becouse they are on the same power level as regular greater daemon
@@michatuodziecki2079 English
Custodes are the embodiment of the "my honest reaction" type memes, with the gigachad just casually standing there, unconcerned.
Hey guys! Thanks for watching the video, I’m still a pretty new animator but I plan to keep it going from here on out! Comment below any ideas you’d like to see me do, there’s a high chance I’d do it!
More memes.
Two fold: 1) there are alot of wh40K memes to choose from.
2) people tend to be less nit-piky with memes, so its great to learn with.
You should do a video on the Ork Boyz, and how they can do anything they BELIEVE in 😆
Continue the good work Brother. May The Emperor provide you with further inspiration for future endeavors.
Thank you for the ideas, I’ll continue down that route friends!
@@demsunny1844 So I play a fair bit of 40K as Guillimans Blueberries. And I have noticed that when people play Orks on a table near me at my local, I roll better dice and tend to win. I am certain this is because Orks believe blue is lucky.
This is basically Meet the Sandvich, and the custodes is Heavy while everyone else is Soldier and Scout.
"...Ugh this is gonna be my whole morning isn't it."
Leave everything to your imagination and even then your wildest imagination won't comprehend how epic a custodian fight is
"you are surrounded"
"I call that a target rich environment."
In the grim, dark 401st Century, camoflage has been long forgotten.
Custodes Lore : absolute badasses that can destroy a whole World by themselves in a matter of days. Can kill a demon legion with one hand as they discuss strategy and philosophy by Vox
Custodes in tabletop : mommy there is a bad low lvl orkboss here, pls halp
Custodies in HH: Ohh noes, a heretic is here, how could I ever fight a whole heretic astarties
Well, kind of similar to RL propaganda vs reality :-)
Nice to see Shield Captain General Kitten out and about
"You are outnumbered!"
"And you, are outmatched."
He should have brought some snacks, probably got bored during that fight
1:14 The Custodes accidentally killed a Kommando ork that was in stealth lmao
Heretics: Fool! With this many of us, we can rebirth just as fast as you can kill us!
Custodes: Well now, that's not fair.
Heretics: Ha! Then do you wish to surren-
Custodes: My machine spirit only has enough power to record a few thousand. I'll lose count!
this is literally just a parody of a famous star wars comic where darth Vader fights an army of rebels by himself and it fits perfectly.
Thanks for understanding it my friend?
*!
"I SMELL FEAR!"
That's your own pants bro.
If I had a penny for every time that custodes tapped his spear in some gravel in this 1:41 long animation, I'd have 6 pennies. It's not alot but it's strange that it happened 6 times.
Chaos marine: we have you surrounded, corpse worshipper!
Custodes: Good. Now I don't have to aim.
Enemy: You Are completely surrounded!
Custodes: Well this isn't fair.
Enemy: Surrender immediately!
Custodes: You didn't bring enough soldiers
I still want to see a full fight with one custode against an entire army of heretics
I was expecting:
"You're surrounded."
"We're the Imperium, when are we not?"
One custode: goes to a fight
Every enemy: why do i hear boss music?
Tyranids: RUN, RUN FOR YOUR LIVES IDIOTS!!
This is why Custodes are the best.
They are perfect.
They exceed Ultra Marines.
They're also the most expensive to produce.
I don't think any have been made since before the end of The Last Church. The Emperor only produced 10k of them.
At least one is in suspended stasis.
Inaccurate, the Custodes isn't half-naked with oiled up muscles.
*Custodes notices teeny tiny scratch on armor* "damn im getting slow time to waste 10 thousand years training!"
the original star wars comic is a vader comic and that was one of the most badass panels i ever read
then the Custodes become self aware that something is awfully wrong: Why am i alone? What am i even doing here? I am supposed to be guarding the Emperor of Man!
Trazyn: This is one of my favorite piece of my human collection.
Custodes: Oh no.....
Being surrounded just means having to spend less time on target acquisition.
"Sir! We're outnumbered a hundred to one!"
"Excellent! Then it shall be a fair fight."
Normally when a custodes is assigned any task it is regarded as successful even before they are deployed onto the field.
You would think one of those chaos marines would go "You know what? I heard somewhere that its not a good idea to tangle with a Custode."
Considering the Emperor's massive army of Golden People killed 100,000,000 orks and lost only 3 of their own, this actually isn't all that big a stretch.
I never realized Their spear is essentially a bolter pistol on a pointy stick
Somehow I knew that Darth Vader quote was coming before I watched it
Yay! A ray of hope for Warhammer 40K FAN animations.
-chaos:you are sorrounded
-custodes: good, now i can fire in any direction
Fun Fact: The Adeptus Custodus (Aka these kinda space Marines) guard the EMPEROR HIMSELF. Hence why they're so powerful.
I'm just waiting for him to bust out of his armor with the pillar men theme play and he squeezes the leaders head off with his glorious oiled glutes
1:03 mmmm I knew this seemed familiar.
It was from a Star Wars comic where darth Vader killed a whole rebel army or something