What to do if you find yourself stuck in a crack in the ground...

... underneath a giant boulder you can’t move with no hope of rescue.
Helpful advice from The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy episode 8 (1980). By Douglas Adams, featuring Simon Jones, Geoffrey McGivern and Peter Jones.

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I like how this was repurposed in the movie, but it might be funnier here, to punctuate their helplessness.