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  • A milk glass, a juice glass, just pick a glass!
    From Seinfeld Season 7 Episode 16 'The Shower Head': George sets out to get his parents to move to Florida. Meanwhile, a drug test costs Elaine her job.
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  • @maralonent6257
    @maralonent6257 2 роки тому +158

    Peterman was a fantastic character. Psychotically heroic.

  • @tomlewis9207
    @tomlewis9207 2 роки тому +177

    "White Lotus...Yam-yam...Shanghai Sally." Priceless!
    Not to mention his look of disgust and disappointment!!!

  • @rafaelmartinvannostrand2084
    @rafaelmartinvannostrand2084 2 роки тому +302

    Hats off for John O'Hurley, the way he delivers the opium monologue it's just hilarious

  • @MaloneMantooth
    @MaloneMantooth 2 роки тому +55

    How he throws Kramer out Lol 😂

  • @masqueradereader7809
    @masqueradereader7809 Рік тому +47

    "You have a metabolism of a 68 year old woman." That always makes me laugh

    • @12classics39
      @12classics39 4 місяці тому +2

      The funniest thing about it is that Peterman somehow doesn't realize that the sample cannot possibly have been Elaine's.

  • @12classics39
    @12classics39 Рік тому +49

    “MRS. SEINFELD, CHOOSE A GLASS!!! PICK A GLASS, MRS. SEINFELD!!!” is one of Seinfeld’s most underrated lines.

    • @ZiggyMercury
      @ZiggyMercury 2 місяці тому +1

      With the desperate look on Elaine's face, and the confused one on Helen's.

  • @myleelorna6368
    @myleelorna6368 2 роки тому +12

    2:49 love that a random guy pointed Elaine in the right direction!

  • @PhillieCheezeKC
    @PhillieCheezeKC 2 роки тому +94

    Jerry really doesn’t wash these very well 😂RIP Liz Sheridan

    • @ZiggyMercury
      @ZiggyMercury 2 роки тому +8

      Exactly what I thought of. These little mom-things. She did an amazing job at portraying the classical Jewish mother.

    • @cynomyS
      @cynomyS 2 роки тому +1

      And what a gilf

  • @Ofek_92
    @Ofek_92 7 місяців тому +6

    "Pick a glass mrs. Seinfeeeld!" 😝

    • @chrisbeare9486
      @chrisbeare9486 7 місяців тому

      Genuinely makes me laugh out loud

  • @jarrodbarkley9061
    @jarrodbarkley9061 Рік тому +12

    PICK A GLASS, MRS SEINFELD!!!! 😂😂😂

  • @jaym3064
    @jaym3064 2 роки тому +53

    I wish I could imitate his voice. I’ve never even heard an impression of him.

  • @Cookieboy70
    @Cookieboy70 2 роки тому +87

    Pick a glass, Mrs. Seinfeld!

    • @cinnamongirl3070
      @cinnamongirl3070 2 роки тому +5

      "Mrs. Seinfeld, the air conditioner!" Elaine delivers those lines the best!

    • @freyrsta1076
      @freyrsta1076 2 роки тому +1

      Hhhh

    • @moonliightbae
      @moonliightbae Рік тому +1

      @@cinnamongirl3070i was thinking the same thing she uses the same voice🤣

  • @pathendlem
    @pathendlem 2 роки тому +57

    The confusion on Mrs Seinfeld’s face and in her voice when she goes “what am I gonna do in the bathroom?” Never fails to crack me up!

    • @freyrsta1076
      @freyrsta1076 2 роки тому +1

      😂😂😂

    • @Boss_Tanaka
      @Boss_Tanaka Рік тому +4

      "In Jerry s glasses ? "
      "He won’t mind"
      I always picture Jerry s face if he knew

  • @myles-spikewebby8519
    @myles-spikewebby8519 2 роки тому +60

    Hats off to John O’Hurley! The man rocks!

  • @tommyt1971
    @tommyt1971 Місяць тому +1

    My mother loves the part where Elaine is trying to get Mrs Seinfeld's sample.

  • @henryevans2935
    @henryevans2935 2 роки тому +15

    I never seen this clip where Peterman beats Kramer up. Too funny

  • @EZZMONEY
    @EZZMONEY 2 роки тому +30

    Well that's what we want, the Commando 450.
    Nah, believe me. It's only used in the circus. For elephants 🤣

    • @ashokthapa5180
      @ashokthapa5180 2 роки тому +5

      What about Jerry?

    • @flisko123
      @flisko123 2 роки тому +7

      @@ashokthapa5180 hes a dandy a real fancy boy

  • @keithrickson8522
    @keithrickson8522 10 місяців тому +3

    2:15 The way Peterman always says, "Oh Elaane..." 😂

  • @kdohertygizbur
    @kdohertygizbur Рік тому +58

    It's sweet how Elaine, after all the years of knowing her, still calls her Mrs. Seinfeld

    • @catcauldron217
      @catcauldron217 Рік тому +2

      I don’t recall her first name.
      Did they ever say?

    • @kdohertygizbur
      @kdohertygizbur Рік тому +4

      @@catcauldron217 Helen

    • @redacted2275
      @redacted2275 Рік тому +1

      All of them call her like that. 🙄

    • @toebeans3985
      @toebeans3985 Рік тому

      It has nothing to do with how long she has known Mrs. Seinfeld.

    • @canam2436
      @canam2436 2 місяці тому

      Respect. Today my kids friends call me by my first name .. even the kids call their teachers by their first names.

  • @MrBmick79
    @MrBmick79 2 роки тому +21

    seinfeld had punchlines for days. WHAT a writing team

  • @blabla-rg7ky
    @blabla-rg7ky 2 роки тому +26

    I like how she's saying "but I wanna see the bushmen". She makes such an innocent and cute face when she says this :)

    • @nandi7772
      @nandi7772 2 роки тому +1

      Why is she interested in seeing "bushmen" ?

    • @blabla-rg7ky
      @blabla-rg7ky 2 роки тому

      @@nandi7772 how should I know??

    • @nandi7772
      @nandi7772 2 роки тому +1

      @@blabla-rg7ky ofcourse how would you know.

    • @redacted2275
      @redacted2275 Рік тому

      @@blabla-rg7ky For heaven's sake, she just said an ordinary word in an ordinary way... 🙄🤌

    • @blabla-rg7ky
      @blabla-rg7ky Рік тому

      @@redacted2275 so? Am I not allowed to like ordinary things, or - God forbid - to mention them?

  • @jrporter50
    @jrporter50 2 роки тому +15

    She's on the yam yam 😂

  • @jonas90.
    @jonas90. 2 роки тому +7

    WHEN KRAMER HITS THE DOOR XD

  • @unknownbrother273
    @unknownbrother273 Рік тому +9

    Peterman is my favorite non-main character. Susie, the cake, bosco, ...the list goes on

  • @anushakambampati936
    @anushakambampati936 2 роки тому +34

    Mr. Peterman is handsome ❤️

  • @welcometothemetaverse2523
    @welcometothemetaverse2523 2 роки тому +45

    Kramer: You're the only one I know who's got the good stuff and I need it bad baby because I feel like I got bugs crawling up my skin! You got help me out.
    Mr. Peterman: NOT ON MY WATCH! (grabs and berates Kramer and chucks him out to the hallway like a scarecrow who then hit in the head by the door closing)
    Man, Michael Richards was a king of physical comedy.

    • @12Blueace
      @12Blueace 2 роки тому +6

      “I WONT LET YOU TURN MY OFFICE INTO A DEN OF INIQUITY! GET YOUR FIX SOMEWHERE ELSE!”

    • @hymns4ever197
      @hymns4ever197 2 роки тому +3

      That's a great scene! 1:10

  • @arielbanks5557
    @arielbanks5557 2 роки тому +21

    All it took was lemon poppyseed muffins, then the poppyseed chicken 😋

    • @welcometothemetaverse2523
      @welcometothemetaverse2523 2 роки тому +2

      It surprisingly very common. It doesn't take much more than one muffin or bagel to get a positive drug test.

    • @arielbanks5557
      @arielbanks5557 2 роки тому

      @@welcometothemetaverse2523 I get it, it's the poppyseed. Something that little and naturally grown is drug ridden

  • @QualeQualeson
    @QualeQualeson Рік тому +6

    LOL what a character. He wants Elaine to be an addict so bad. Every time I call out a favourite, I have to change again. Yesterday it was Newman.

  • @tommyjoestallings855
    @tommyjoestallings855 Рік тому +5

    I have goose bumps. Great version and a extremely 👏 gifted ladie

  • @kathycochran544
    @kathycochran544 2 роки тому +3

    Jerry's glasses ? Ha ha , . Pick a glass Mrs. Seindeld !!

  • @maryjohnson4189nnkb
    @maryjohnson4189nnkb 2 роки тому +9

    One more thing you might have osteoporosis 🤣🤣

  • @maryjohnson4189nnkb
    @maryjohnson4189nnkb 2 роки тому +6

    Horse hair vest 🤣🤣

  • @Tripp393
    @Tripp393 6 місяців тому

    His first utterance of "opium" just had me burst out laughing.

  • @ZiggyMercury
    @ZiggyMercury 2 місяці тому +1

    "Jerry really doesn't wash these very well..."

  • @nyfolkhero
    @nyfolkhero 2 роки тому +22

    Hats off for John O’Hurley!

  • @t0nygunk
    @t0nygunk Місяць тому +1

    "not a chance."

  • @Adam-kx2pe
    @Adam-kx2pe 7 місяців тому +2

    Jerry's glasses!!?? 😂

    • @AlchemicSoul
      @AlchemicSoul Місяць тому

      He won't mind! You're his mom!

  • @amonralice2
    @amonralice2 9 місяців тому +2

    Kramer 😂😂😂

  • @lambdalambdalambda257
    @lambdalambdalambda257 2 роки тому +17

    Fact: Poppy seeds do make a test positive for opium but lab tests will know the difference.

  • @XtotheK
    @XtotheK 9 місяців тому +1

    One of the best sitcom twists, Elaine getting her job back but not getting to go to Africa because "she has" the metabolism of a woman in her 60s.

  • @CharlietheWarlock
    @CharlietheWarlock Рік тому +2

    Poppy seeds, always check for poppy seeds, but if anybodys got any opium, GIVE ME SOME

  • @dizzy1369
    @dizzy1369 2 роки тому +6

    Yup, Elaine is a closet opium user. 🤣🤣😂😂

  • @shalashaska9946
    @shalashaska9946 2 роки тому +6

    I never knew people had different names for glasses...a juice glass, a milk glass like what

  • @wellsborie6897
    @wellsborie6897 Рік тому

    I like how every boss on this show seemingly have dementia

  • @johnyepthomi892
    @johnyepthomi892 2 роки тому +11

    Oh and one more thing, you may have osteoporosis

  • @pandam9638
    @pandam9638 Рік тому

    Oh Elaine the toll road of dinail is long and dangerous one, it's price - your soul.
    And by the way you're fired.
    LoL

  • @bassbeardiful
    @bassbeardiful 2 роки тому +2

    Yam yam
    Lmfao

  • @scottmatheson3346
    @scottmatheson3346 2 роки тому +3

    4:41 i'm pretty sure this violates the americans with disabilities act

  • @melanieparker
    @melanieparker Рік тому

    "You have the metabolism of a sixty year old woman" Ha, she wishes she was only sixty again.

  • @flisko123
    @flisko123 2 роки тому +6

    they know from urin sample that u got menopause and osteoporosis?

  • @UNLebanon
    @UNLebanon 2 роки тому +32

    This episode single-handedly started the misconception that eating poppy seed foods makes you fail a drug test.

    • @terrellp22
      @terrellp22 2 роки тому +5

      uhhh...no it didn't, idk where you got that info from

    • @J3MOdh3NOWX3S
      @J3MOdh3NOWX3S 2 роки тому +14

      Its not entirely a misconception, if poppy seeds are unwashed, they can be detected. Addicts try to find unwashed poppy seeds, and make poppy seed tea to get a fix. But all the major brands in the US are going to be washed seeds.

    • @201hastings
      @201hastings Рік тому +6

      In the Marines people failed all the time because of poppy seed muffins. Low tolerance test mixed with having to do them every other month. We even had to receive a class on it. Where are you getting your info exactly? Because it’s false.

    • @scslre
      @scslre Рік тому +1

      there's at least one video on youtube demonstrating a fail from eating poppy seeds.

  • @Tdotttttt
    @Tdotttttt 3 місяці тому +1

    Elaines voice is so hot

  • @joshfactor1
    @joshfactor1 Рік тому +1

    good stuff but seriously, why didn't she just explain the poppy seed situation to him?

    • @unknownbrother273
      @unknownbrother273 Рік тому

      Because they think to explain, they think of lying 😂

  • @goldenstatewarriors4011
    @goldenstatewarriors4011 2 роки тому +2

    Poppy peed in my glass

  • @Linda-in9ns
    @Linda-in9ns 2 роки тому +5

    😃👍

  • @anuugoo
    @anuugoo 2 роки тому +1

    Mongolian whattt?

    • @dspsblyuth
      @dspsblyuth Рік тому +4

      Mongolian horsehead vest

    • @romulus_
      @romulus_ Рік тому +2

      ​@@dspsblyuth horse hair vest.

    • @dspsblyuth
      @dspsblyuth Рік тому

      @@romulus_ are you sure?

    • @romulus_
      @romulus_ Рік тому

      ​@@dspsblyuth yep. it's the only thing that makes sense. a vest made from the hair of a horse. it's well known that mongolians are famed for their prowess at riding and raising horses. you can even google it and find examples of horse hair clothing.

  • @freyrsta1076
    @freyrsta1076 2 роки тому +1

    Hhhh,the mother! And everything hors erinh to the four hh

  • @lasttwhisper
    @lasttwhisper 2 роки тому +1

    only larry david can only write this crap

    • @monsterhunter445
      @monsterhunter445 Рік тому

      Why you watching this. Is there mandatory Seinfeld lol. If it isn't your show well it isnt

  • @alexmapp5444
    @alexmapp5444 2 роки тому +5

    First

  • @nyfolkhero
    @nyfolkhero 2 роки тому +21

    Hats off to John O’Hurley!