Elaine Gets Sent A Mattress | The Nap | Seinfeld
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- Опубліковано 4 січ 2022
- Is he expecting a roll in the supportive hay?
From Seinfeld Season 8 Episode 18 'The Nap': As George builds a bed underneath his desk, Elaine gets a mattress from her back-conscious new boyfriend; Jerry struggles with an indecisive carpenter, while Kramer takes extreme measures to swim.
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Seinfeld stars Jerry Seinfeld as a stand-up comedian whose life in New York City is made even more chaotic by his quirky group of friends who join him in wrestling with life's most perplexing, yet often trivial questions. Often described as "a show about nothing," Seinfeld mines the humor in life's mundane situations like waiting in line, searching for a lost item, or the trials and tribulations of dating. Co-starring are Julia Louis-Dreyfus as Jerry's ex-girlfriend and current platonic pal, Elaine Benes; Jason Alexander as George Costanza, Jerry's neurotic hard-luck best friend; and Michael Richards as Jerry's eccentric neighbor, Kramer.
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Elaine Gets Sent A Mattress | The Nap | Seinfeld
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"Sand. It's like sleeping on a beach!" that line always killed me lol
Although incredibly heavy...would that actually be a great mattress? 🤔 🛏
@@codefinity Another brilliant Kramer idea
5'8" 110lbs? Hahaha... Elaine loved that 🤣
Would've been funny if she said something of the sort like "109 but whose keeping track" 😂
172 cm and 49.9 kg in non retard units. That gives a BMI of 16.9, which is very underweight.
Lol he'd think me 6 foot something then if he thinks she's 5'8". (I'm actually 5'8")
She is 5 foot 3 inches in real life
@@OttoByOgraffey and 130 pounds
0:34 Jerry's "I don't know" is such a quintessential Jerry response
Who is this?
People what's the deal with the plane peanuts?
Like when he said "I don't read in the bathroom" to George.
@@kandoo1316 well aren't youuu something
The best part about this dude is he didn't break his spine, or slip a disk, or otherwise have some sort of traumatic injury to his back. He just threw it out once
I love the interaction between Kramer and Kitzmiller. It's so wholesome
Who?
That green screen tho
I thought it was 'Kidsmeller', like Joe Biden.
@@mitchellcumsteen9220 Hilarious! thats awesome
@@distantraveller9876 trust me, watching it in a tube tv back then you couldnt even notice it
Idk why but that small "subplot" of kramer only forgetting Hal's last name....its just one of those Seinfeld quirks that only they could pull off.
And him asking Elaine what Hal’s last name is for no reason whatsoever. Just “oh that’s right…”
“I clam and scallop!”
I'd be thankful if someone gave me a new mattress. They are so expensive!
"Sand....it's like sleeping on a beach!" 🤣
He should make a perfume with the beach smell, I bet it would sell well.
@@dncviorel I doubt it! 😂
"How will you be comfortable sleeping on all that sand?... "Oh, I'll be comfortable".
It sprung a leak. HAHAHAHA
Ironically he hates getting sand everywhere when he comes back from the beach, of the marine biologist episode is anything to go by
If Elaine is 5'8 Kramer must be 7 feet tall.
I read somewhere that he is about 6'5".
Elaine is nowhere near 5'8
@@MaeseSantiago The actress (Julia Louis-Dreyfus) is 5'3
@@hymns4ever197 he's 6' 3".
I think Hal really did want a roll in the supportive hay.
With Kramer.
the 'M' in Richard M. Nixon stands for Moe
That M Stands for Milhouse, giving the name to Milhouse Van Houten.
The character isn't based on Nixon, just the name.
@@AJTwo What? No way. Next thing you'll say is that Dustin Hoffman wasn't in Star Wars.
@kev3d haha
Kramer completely funked up my mattress
What kind of a savage sleeps directly on a mattress without any sort of sheets?
@@joemckim1183, Well, if it's on its last legs and they're kinda lazy, it might be a bit more plausible, I suppose...
I loved Elaine's hair in this season!!!!😊👍👏👏
She has a big head.
It’s so much bette than that Fundamentalist Church of Latter Day Saints hairdo she wears. Looks like a hair crown.
why did they say she's 5'8? clearly she's 5'4 or shorter, you can clearly tell even on camera
@@LamelKendrick
She's 5'3".
Hal Kitzmiller actually gives a pretty thoughtful and considerate response to his conversation with Kramer.
To him, he doesn’t mind that “Kramer and Elaine used to sleep together” and is comfortable pursuing Elaine even while she’s good friends with her “former lover”
Some dudes would nope out of a situation like that.
Nah... Elaine's mattress has Kramer's stench all over it like it was too recent. Plus if that was really the case then Elaine straight up lied to him.
Dude's on like date 2, little soon to just bounce. Have some fun and get out.
soy
@@sws212 he’s on date 2 and bought Elaine a custom mattress that likely cost him $500+
He’s doing too much way too soon.
You do know that it's not real right? It's a sitcom
The joke is so multi-layered
1. Can Kitzmiller observe that Kramer and Elaine are close friends?
2. Does Elaine think telling Kitzmiller the truth would be insulting?
3. Why is Kramer naive enough to understand Kitzmiller’s questions?
I thought he was called Kidssmeller
most seinfeld episodes are like this broo
Your thinking too much that’s not what was intended
A Karl Farbman bed frame and headboard set - or for that matter a chest of drawers - would be the perfect accompaniment to her Lumbar Yard mattress.
Julia Louis-Dreyfus was obviously expecting while filming this.
Pregnant too
@@nthgth there's a difference?
@@OttoByOgraffey That's right..
@@nthgth 😂😂😂
Mattresses are not cheap!
Can you upload the episode where the valet stinks up Jerrys car? Especially the ending where he just tries to give it away and even the shady guy is like what the hell is that smell.
That B.O.smell! 🤣
Nah…. . . “ he took it out”….. and when the student reporter thought Seinfeld and George were a gay couple. Not that there’s anything wrong with that.
@@petesmith9472 There is already various videos of the student one. We don't need another.
@@cloudyns IMDb lol. Not, "IMBD" as you put it.
You know Seinfeld is on Netflix
Hal: "It's called The Lumbar Yard"
Elaine: 👁️👄👁️
Hehe I have no idea how people come up with these stories but I'm glad they do. The Lumbar Yard
How tf did kramer come up with lannerhands from kitzmiller😂
Langerhans. Went to hs with a fella by that name
Elaine with the 2 piece combo:
1. The push
2. Oh! GGRREEAAATT!!!
I heard in season 10 jerry was finally going to stand up for himself and launch elaine out the window after she pushed him
One of the best sitcoms ever 💖
To me it IS the best sitcom ever. 😄
@@rattus3102 "It's the best Jerry, the best!"
THE Best
The best
This is all david larry humor. Regifting, ungifting, courtesy, courtesies and expections mismatches. Making a big deal out of nothing
Her character was incredibly seductive….
Oh Kramer, you rascal lol
Sand, it’s like sleeping on the beach. 😂
So this tells us that Kramer doesn't shower after swimming in the river? Hard to believe
He took a bath in the river. Why shower again? 😂
He doesn't like to shower with those low flow shower heads.
He never did learn how to wash himself efficiently in the shower so his showers are short but ineffective.
@@gallaxian
Ding
Ding
Ding
Ding
He makes salads in the shower
A roll in the supportive hay !!
If she just have waited to meet the guy to ask him EXACTLY like she did but BEFORE giving the mattress away... 😒
Which, by the way, is a great gift.
Nice new order pfp
Oh baby! again a reference to keys in an episode
5’3” according to Yahoo.
Man ya’ll really felt compelled to do the research on this lol
Elaine is visibly pregnant in this episode.
Was she actually pregnant?
@@rohitghali JLD was pregnant in Season 3 and Season 8. This episode is from Season 8.
how, i pulled out?
@@flisko123 Don’t give up your day job
Easy there
Love this episode 🥰
How can anyone not love it?!
“The Lumbar Yard” ROFL
I'm going to order my mattress from the lumbar yard
It’s interesting how sometimes we can perceive things the wrong way and sometimes we are being manipulated but if you are in a healthy community most of time it’s just misunderstandings.
Good Vertibrations
Kraemer can't ever remember the guys last name 🤣🤣
Another great, odiferous episode.
It's noxious, odiferous, and putrescent!
Can you die from an odour?
@@Chrisbajs An odor overdose...
Wait…it still smells!! IT STILL SMELLS!!!!
The Lumbar Yard
Hal, uh…Langerhans!
Kitzmiller pulled up on Kramer. Fixin' to take him off of here.
Not that the net effect would be much better, but considering where they live, why wouldn't he swim the Hudson? Or even the Harlem River? It doesn't make much sense for him to venture all the way down to the Queensboro. That way he could swim a lap, get stinky and save the commute.
After reading this comment, I have Elaine’s facial expression after Puddy explained he couldnt understand why people dont have dip for dinner.
Possibly because the "East River" reference is one that even non-New Yorkers would understand.
5'8" my a$$😂
Elaine is 5'2''
@@elizabradley4797 You mean Julia Louis-Dreyfus!
They should of called it "the smell" 😄😆
Elaine Elaine Elaine 😆😆
i though they were saying his name is "Kid Smeller" and thinking well thats very unfortunate for him.
Yeah, they knew about Biden way early.
Yeah that LUMBAR YARD . . . weird huh ????
We swim regularly every morning in the sea city of mersin. We feel the same , great for the back , we douche on the park , wear dry clothes and go home after , only 2 minutes walk. From beach to apartment.
What a coincidence...the current U.S. president is a Kidsmeller too. Weird.
Noway Elaine is 5'8. More like 5'3.
That's why Elaine's attitude completely 180ed; because Hal presuming that Elaine is 5'8" and 110 lbs is a flattering compliment.
@@JanetStarChild Yeah, it's a great pick-up line)
I threw my back out once. Ironically, I was moving mattresses.
This was not the only mattress Elaine had problems with.
I was in a comment section from a clip in Seinfeld on Facebook and apparently it's actually "in" to hate on this show. Pretty much just like how people hate on Nickelback. It's so ridiculous..
I hate people like that. Wait a second....
Some people just have no life.
All of them are so reckless and indifferent throughout the show, that is why the ending of the show makes sense
What has Jerry done that was so reckless?
@@frankthetank1369 I guess Jerry doesn't think of the consequences of his actions and that may make him Reckless.
Making Elaine laugh out loud at the serious piano recital and not taking responsibility for it was not helpful 😂. Telling the high school woman that George was a marine biologist which lead to a whole heap of lies for George to keep up with. I know in his head he was helping. Then there was not wanting to go home at night incase the strangler was out and about in downtown New York, so he kept seeing a woman he couldn't stand, including a weekend away with her. When Elaine became editor of the caterlogue and got prideful he knocked her right off her high horse by making sure her insecurities and 'doofus' status came back. She hit that low pretty quickly.
Nodding yes to the low talker, not understanding what he was commiting too and then making fun of the puffy shirt on live tv, loosing the woman future sales. Let's not forget Baboo, Jerry had no expert knowledge to give the advice he did and cost Baboo his business. Then there was the crest blazer he wore at the show,he accused the performers of stealing it, didn't trust that his date would get it back when she said she would , took matters in his own hands and gave up the chance to be 'like the Gatsby's"😂 Pretending to be someone else (Dillan Murphy) with George to get a free limo ride and ending up as Arian Union supporters. Buying fake tip calculaters for his dad's friends because he didn't want to admit how much he had really spent. Everyone blamed his dad Morty. Maybe, just maybe Jerry really is Reckless and indifferent.😅
@@thechronicreative write as much as you want spin it anyway you want. Thank God I didn't have the stomach to read it.
@@frankthetank1369 no worries, I wasn't being too serious with it ,that may not have come across, I was just retelling his adventures 😂 I like Jerry's character and the things he gets himself into 👍🏿
@@thechronicreative Yeah I like them all. I like the funny haircut he got.
5 8" 110lbs?! LOL
Kramer swimming laps between bridges 🤣😂🤡🤡🤡.
I'd love a guy who would be sensitive to and would take care of providing all the ergonomic stuff for him and for me.
Whats that guys last name again
lmaoo he keeps forgetting
There isn't a Lumbar Yard around here but there is a "Lumber Yard" (strip club)... and I've heard pole dancing is Great for the back...
... (actually true... I installed one in the home of a fitness instructor, later Pilates teacher... her back issues stopped after a few months of that core workout of trying to not fall and break your neck, so...)
Predates Fabreeze
A sand bed is a great idea.
Yeah, an idea. Can you imagine what it's going to weigh?
@@andrasszabo1570 doesn't matter if you wake up smelling like the ocean every day.
Small like east river
A mattress is super critical when it comes for recovery. It’s the most important factor since HGH among other chemicals are released into the body. Make sure you hit cycle 5 otherwise you’ll be gone in 6 weeks.
Ba-pa-ba-pa-pa-pa-pa-ba
$4 .20 for a Gallon of Gas, GET OUT !
So why havn't I seen a joke about Ellaines' Clam?
4:57
Hélène 5’8”? Sure and 110 lbs? Sure and she can hide behind a narrow pole! Very funny!
What ended up happening to the mattress? These shorts end before the full story is told.
While trapped underneath the smelly mattress, her back sprained from the fall, Elaine called Jerry to get him to come over and help her, which he did. The storyline ended there (albeit with a reveal that Elaine is now also swimming in the East River to make her back feel better.)
Since the Lumbar Yard wouldn’t pick up the mattress, Jerry and Elaine must’ve either driven it directly to the Lumbar Yard or just thrown it in the nearest dumpster.
@@12classics39 Great response! Thank you :)
So what's this guy's name? Kidsmeller?
Kitzmiller
@@marcusham2496 whoosh...
I’ve been thru NY. It’s sad people have to live near rivers that smell so bad you can identify them by odor
They choose to live there.
She wasn't 110 lmao
If she's 5.8 so Kramer how tall he's? 9 foot? 😂
You can really see her pregnancy in this episode.
Elaine 5 4
So, what's the thing with Elaine pushing people ? 🤔
ELVAR MASSON, It's just her endearing way of genuinely communicating with people she's close to. 😉 😉 😉
She's one of the guys
Kramer might have dated Kitzmiller because he was in love with the name.
Elaine is only 5'3" though
I buy all my new girlfriends a mattress.
If someone give me a maitresse new i would never give away. Its New!!!
if Elaine is 5'8'' 110 pounds then I'm 6'2'' 220lbs with a six pack 😄😄😄😄
JLD- Hottie!
Elaine was so friggin hot.
I think that is the second episode where something had a bad smell. First it was the valet who stunk up the car and now Kramer who stunk up the mattress. Both are ridiculous and I love Seinfeld but those two episodes are not my favorite. They’re ridiculous!
Kidsmeller?
laura briggs and i
sand in our hair scotts fruit pie
steven herards guy
Do you know how much he costs?
case managers are so much less expensive.
and he's she's actually bigger than he is
50kg. It's a wonder she doesn't break in two. Jesus
Elaine is nowhere near 5 ft 8 inches tall.
Hahaha! More like 5'0" and 90 pounds.
Langerhans!
She looks 5.1
I always hated this show but as a NYr I never said anything. I even met Seinfeld and tbh he was a jerk. Given I worked for the cable company and we tore his yard up burying cable. Still the guy was extremely rude and just a jerk.
Well you tore up his yard
Is the episode where Kramer dodges the cable guy based on you?
This guy is the definition of bandwagoning. That was Kramer’s idea, man.
5'8 ? GTFO...
Flatter a woman and everything is possible 5.8 110 pounds smart guy ...
I just watched 5:13 of Seinfeld just because I was on a 90s nostalgic trip and I honestly dont see what the big deal about this show was. I didn't laugh one time. I come to the conclusion which has always been my conclusion that this show officially sucked.
Because we all know of that magical show that every person likes....... Maybe you don't like the show and maybe that is okay. Nothing is liked by everyone.
Maybe you don’t have a well-developed sense of humor. Look inside yourself for the problem first: no funny 🦴.
Your lobotomy didn't work, huh?
Hardly the best episode to understand the show