Predicting the Future with Bad Translations
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- Опубліковано 16 лют 2024
- I translated Wikipedia's timeline of the future from 2040 all the way to billions of years through languages with terrible translation quality, this was the result. Can Google translate predict the future?
scribesub and like and stuff
MUSIC:
The Lost Underworld - Earthbound
Track 11 - Call Of Duty Black Ops 3
Megaleg - Super Mario Galaxy
Lab 16's Ruin - Chrono Trigger
Battlerock Galaxy - Super Mario Galaxy
Tallon Overworld - Metroid Prime - Комедії
The fact that HE survives trillions of years into the future gives me comfort
Isn't HE a god or something
@@arran4285 he has already played this game twice, so yea
and that HE can canonically survive a star now
maybe Christopher Noor just tells about HIS history (history of HE), what he sand and did trillions of years ago
@@vladdarkcat8682 I guess now its his third time playing as we speak
This is definitely the most chaotic bad translations video so far. there‘s so much strange stuff coming out of google translate 💀
He's died many times and hasn't succumbed to it yet🙏🏻🙏🏻
@@Bunny_Bill "You think killing me would make me die ?"
Definitely
The lost elephant is secretly him? HIM FOUND FOOTAGE GENRE
"by September 11, the money is gone"
woah. history is repeating itself, i see
more than $2,300,000,000,000
HE can deal with threats on the level of stars, but didn't know what to do when his bike fell into the river.
This is especially hilarious when you consider that HE was also described as "the most skilled engineer in the world." Like, either get a really big crane or just buy a new bike. Of course, the whole point of this is that it's google translated to the point of being unrecognizable so of course it doesn't make much sense or have internal consistency.
@@anonymoususer188 TBF HE only became the most skilled engineer in the world several trillion years after that happened, so that incident may have started HIS redemption arc.
this goes to show we, as a social creature, will always need other people no matter how great one of us might be.
@anonymoususer188 HE'S story is remarkably consistent-the information on The Christmas War in the WW1 video lines up with the WW2 video surprisingly well. Likewise, HE marries in the Roman times, then remarried in WW1.
HE retired I guess
the fact that he didnt know what to do when his bike fell into the river would be the last thing i would expect him to do
man lives trillions of years, is the best engineer in the world and still didnt know what to do when his bike fell into the river
Like Dante from Devil May Cry 3 when he can kick asses of demons but cant turn his player on, and than ruin his office by sneeze
He is just too powerful to do something about it.
But you have to give Him credit for finally admitting His weakness for it must have taken a whole lot of strength.
Compared to what humanity goes through, He was merely experiencing a first-world problem.
I'm gonna start using "...was considered good, but bad, and fatal" as a new phrase to talk about my experiences
That phrase reminds me of the "3.6 roentgen, not great, not terrible" from HBOs Chernobyl tbh 😂
@@rh.4ndu
What kind of a line is that??
10:07 "Eukaryotes" turning into "Eucaritos" is amazing, I love it.
the image which comes with it is amazing too. Can't believe someone made this Eucaritos packet lmao
@@maciejbala477it’s the uploader who did
I’m craving some Eucaritos right now :9
@@Kandiifl00f Mmm... crunchy.
I love how the world just casually continues after ending.
Lmao its like Supernatural 😂
He just clicked on respawn instead of save and quit
Meh, the person playing the world probably savescummed, and loaded an old save to continue past where they originally died to see what would've happened. :)
@@robinchesterfield42HE is playing the world, not any other person
Because GT was off it's rocker and said: "No, fuck you, the world will not end until the torture stops."
2:22 u gotta love that 2099 Sony BIOS still supports Windows XP 😂
Old is gold
I bet you Windows XP will still exist in the year 2099
Fun fact: Windows XP is 8k-ready as it can support resolutions up to 9999×9999 which is probably a semi-artificial limit that can be raised by over 60%. Also, the 64 Bit version can support 128 GB of RAM I think, which may barely be ultra-lowend in 2099.
As a robot in control of Earth from the future, I can confirm this all happened.
Did you help HE when his bike fell into the California river in ST Andrews?
@@jeeva2612HIS bike fell into the California river in st. Andrews only according to the Scottish PM at the time, we don't know if it's true or not, maybe this story will be to make HIM look weak!
@@janekogaming5919 Or His age is finally catching up with Him. I mean, He has been around for quite a while at this point.
From wang jingwei's robot empire?
5:25 Now really imagine how horrible it would be to be buried by billions of tons of corpses because of Exploding Ocean
Come to think of it, that's probably how the dinosaurs would have described the Chicxulub asteroid impact.
sounds like something out of a death metal song
Directed by Christopher Nolan it seems
Top tier comment
4:50 Is this finally when Poland can into space?
I, a Polish person, normally hate this joke, but this time, I'll allow it, since this is not related to Countryballs in any way.
I'm pretty sure poland will never be able to can into space, but here's hoping for lil guys to actually make it.
@@uoke55 Why do you think that will never be possible?
it's just an old meme@@1stgenIbishupessima
Very Polish centric episode so far (4:55)... That is somewhat peculiar.
He got slowly less powerful over time it seems. But he still remembered how to build stuff.
He can still overcome the bad stars (who are sentient by that point in the timeline)
It because HE gotten older and weaker until HE start a new big bang to start everything over again
Enderman lore be like
@@milanbeerepoot4260 It kinds reminds me of the old sci-fi book "Starmaker" by Olaf Stapledon. In that, not only are the stars sentient, but they get PISSED OFF if you build megastructures around them without asking permission first. And then they flare the (basically Dyson spheres, before Dyson named them) out of existence on purpose. We literally get like, a humanoid-vs-star WAR in that book. It's cracky as hell. XD
Idk man he ended up being able to fight stars billions of years into the future
So the Queen was taking a vacation, makes sense, you need to unwind sometimes too.
She’s immortal and hopped in the royal time machine, faking her death, because people were starting to suspect it.
Our future will be greatly harmed by the fact that California Walker bumped into California Walker....
HE might have to get involved...
And yet Texas Walker, of whom there is already two (Chuck Norris and Jared Padalecki), wasn't involved at all.
*insert the meme with two Spidermen pointing at each other*
After not being able to pull HIS bike from the river, HE spends several trillion years training to become the best engineer in the world, so that this tragic incident never happens again.
The future is dark and grim without HIM.
2:01 Wow I love the continuity in the series. If your remember, back in then badly translated recent history, a trade agreement betwen Grece, Turkey and Egipt was supposedly going to lead to then destruction of the world and now it turned out to be true.
No because that trade agreement didn’t happen in 2094
The Life of He. (And sometimes She) PART I
In 555 BC, He was in front of the enemy, thankfully, He survived. From 447 BC and before, this forum has been announced 3 times during His career. In 439 BC, He asked an unknown figure, “Who is the king of wisdom?” We also learn in 439 BC that He hates the Nazi army, confusing many as they don’t know what a “Nazi” is, He returns home after 21 days. In 337 BC, we learn that He is the first player, beginning his first of three playthroughs. In 238 BC, He took Sardinia and Corsica to Rome, after Ardeo, He is taken to Rome for protection during the Illyrian War, 40 years later, He established the provinces and cities of Spain, another 100 years later, He and King Bogolius kill thousands of Cumbrian soldiers and civilians. In 14 AD, He dies on Friday. In 49 AD, He gets married for the first time, marrying Claudius Agrippina, the youngest daughter of Germanicus, 5 years later, He is assassinated by King Claudius Nero. In 117 AD, when the Romans captured the city of Rodum, He killed many people, over 100 years after not hearing about He, He killed Archon Heliogabalus and capturs Severus, after 50 years on the run, in 275 AD, He is killed by Priest Aurelian. In 431 AD, He affirmed Nicaragua’s original doctrine and rejected the teachings of Nestorius. In 456 AD when the Roman Civil War began, He’s grandfather, Rissimo and Marino, were forced to leave Rome. After nearly 100 years, He built a mosque that helped transform “The Super” into a civilization until it was destroyed and invaded by the Vikings in 794. In 577 AD, we learn that He lives in the West Saxon diocese. In 634 AD, He, after many years, turns his back on the island and fled for the old town of Rasdon. In 668 AD, He sets up a general shelter leading north. In 750 AD, a time traveler tells the world about how He will be arrested in 1519. In 949, He supervised the construction of the temple with a group of 56 Tipai hydranges. In 1018 AD, we learn that He’s official name is Bulgarian. He then goes silent for the next 88 years… ↓
Until the Battle of Serb Bridge, circa 1106 AD, where He defeats Robert Cook, the English leader of Henry Normandy. In 1118 AD, during the persecution, He becomes one of the most important and powerful military commanders of all time for his expert leadership in the Battle Serb Bridge. In 1192, He continues to ascend the ranks, becoming the first long-term military dictator to hold the post. After about 200 years, He is born into a group called the Battles of Kosovo during the Kosovo War in Serbia. In 1469, He is given 10 Sichod Tambon and becomes President. In 1485, She is born, and becomes one of the most famous British births. He then falls silent for centuries… ↓
Until in 1803, He returned to fight in the Napoleonic wars, in 1807, He takes a short break from the military to play a nice game of soccer/football, He becomes the last player of Borussia, but not even a year later, He goes to Copenhagen and steals several ships. In 1810, He takes the floor, becoming a celebrity of his time. In 1830, He learns about the horrible battles that took place in Yogkarta and Surkarta, but He does not really care. In 1831, He defends the freedoms and rights of the Cherokee in front of the Supreme Court, three years later, in accordance with British law, He is sent to prison for unknown reasons. Another decade later, in 1844, He becomes the leader of Baháʼu'lláh and is considered the founder of Baháʼí Faith, later in 1844, He recovers, this event is known as “The Great Depression.” He is not heard from for another 23 years, until in 1867, He travels the world. In ̶1̶8̶9̶7̶ 1893, He is killed in a violent attack, but just seven years later, He returns and launches an invasion of the eight lands of China and takes all of the fields, this will become known as “The China Field Incident” another 14 years later, specifically ↓
On July 24th, 1914, the Austro-Hungarian government sent He to Serbia, He refused this order, and supported the Serbians in the fight against Austria-Hungary. He is later seen in Charleroi, however does not fight either side in the city. On September 3rd, 1914, He was killed in the battle of Lava, Austria-Hungary, but just 6 days later, He attacked Theobald von Bateman-Hallweger, leaving many to believe the death of He was Austro-Hungarian propaganda. He is later recruited to the Ottoman Empire, fighting in the battle of Chatur, however his achievements are overshadowed by Lam’s triumphant victory, and He is left behind. He later mysteriously dies in Korea in 1915, but is later remarried in Britain to She, after divorcing Claudius Agrippina. He later leads an army to attack Romania, however this army is destroyed by Romanian forces, following the loss, He builds a church and school in Thessaloniki, Greece. He later receives a military commission from Maurice Heniz and builds several buildings outside the park. He then got up, which is called karma. Reports then reveal that he was born over 300 years in the Ottoman Empire. He was later received at Buckingham Palace by King George V on the evening of December 10th, and visited Buckingham Palace for the first time on November 11. He then takes a short break from the military, ↓
Until in 1936, He called for increased trade between the Netherlands and Germany, then on September 2nd, 1939, Britain and France agreed to send Him to Germany, in an attempt to halt the German advances during the Ghost War. Around this time He also begins trying to find a partner. A few weeks later, He is eventually pushed back to Belgium, where He founded the city of London, He manages to hold off the German advance and protects London. After waiting a few more months, Hitler attempts to invade Britain, but He masterfully prevents this from happening. He is then sent to Central Africa, after fighting in France and the UK in the Christmas War of 1940, a war that had lasted for 24 years, The result of this war is unknown. He was then sent to Crete, where his army and himself established the Kingdom of Crete. Two years later in November, 1942, He led an army from Alexandria, Egypt, to Moratus, Hungary. In 1944, growing tired of British leadership, He switches sides, joining German forces, summoning the Estonian army to destroy the Soviet Empire, this attempt sees He’s first major defeat, it is never confirmed, but is suspected that He retired from war following the loss. ↓
Until in 1950, He is declared missing, leaving many to believe he died in the war, He is later seen alive in 1959, when he flies 5,990 kilometers over the ocean, without an airplane, He then puts his flying skills to the test, as in 1967, He flies around the moon 10 times before returning to Earth, He arrived back in the US on July, 20th, 1969. Just one year later, He becomes the first astronaut to land on another planet, it is unspecified which planet this is, another year later on December 2nd, 1971, He becomes the first human to arrive on Mars. In 1975, He makes his great return to combat, however, in a naval rescue mission against the Khmer Rouge, He makes his second major loss, as he leads his entire team to failure. In 1979, NATO threatened nuclear expansion in Europe, which is (apparently) the second time He has had this happen, this leaves the populace to believe that He is an almighty god. In 1982, we learned that He is Spanish, contradicting earlier reports of him being born in the Ottoman Empire. Following the events which led Sri Lanka to ban their communist party, He is nicknamed “the youngest son of the Soviet Revolution.” In October 1983, American forces invade Grenada, with the help of He, the Grenadian Communist Party is overthrown, He overthrows the Cuban Army as well, limiting Cuban ambitions in the Caribbean and neutralizing the threat they posed to America, He then prevents the Soviet Union from constructing an airport, believing that they were trying to undermine American influence. In May, 1984, He condemned aid to the rebels. In 1985, the United Nations convicts He of crimes against humanity and war crimes in Argentina from 1976 to 1983. In 1986, SHE, He’s wife, became the first female president of the Philippines. She and He both go silent for a few years until eventually, ↓
In 1990, more modern reports do say that He was born in Lithuania, instead of Spain or the Ottoman Empire. Also in 1990, some very sad news, She’s hair is dirty. Just one year later, He retreated from Frunze to Bishkek, the capital of Kyrgyzstan. In August of 1991, following the independence of Azerbaijan from the Soviet Union, He smiled. And then just a few days later, He gained independence from Latvia and Lithuania, leaving many to believe He influenced the collapse of the Soviet Union. In 1992, He divided England into a republic of all duties, further increasing his power. In May of 1992, He paved the way for the restoration of Cambodia. In 1994, He, now leader of Afghanistan, was captured by militants. In 2002, He was in Afghanistan for 8 years after the army invaded Iraq. In 2012, He became the ruler of Azawad, ruling from Ansongo, the largest and last town in the Azawad Autonomous Province, He later steps down from this role as He begins traveling around Africa from Bujumbura to Gitega. In 2021, lots of people began to build monuments dedicated to He for his service in World War I and the Civil War, in May of the same year, He also defeated the Armenian army. This is all information about He to this day, more is expected to be found as scientists begin to study the life and history of He.
This is literally too long for one UA-cam comment, rest of it is in the replies, also, thanks for the support fellow He supporters.
The Life of He. (And sometimes She) PART II
50,000,000 years from now, according to Scottish MP, Christopher Noor, He admits that he didn’t know what to do when his bike fell into the California river in St Andrews. In 10,000,000,000,000 years, besides He’s ability to overcome bad stars, He achieves the title of “Most Skilled Engineer in the World.” In 10^108, following the world moving to the Middle East, He believed that protons could not penetrate the atmosphere, and that metal detectors would cause damage to the Earth’s body.
Yes, I added some (a lot) of this on my own, but I felt like it gave more character and reasoning for the actions of our glorious, tall, handsome, strong, independent, respectful, almighty god, the one and only. HE. (wait somebody actually read this far? Oh, neat. Have a good day, whoever you are!)
Mfer I'm not reading all that
@@theeman7243I did
This was a glorious summary to remind me that He could very well be omnipotent.
The He lore is getting deeper with every new episode.
The millennium song was a real thing, it’s like a noise that’s supposed to play for 1000 years
It's called Longplayer
7:27 Was this why HE became a prisoner under British law in 1834? After all, HE knew about the Nazis in Roman times.
unfortunately Jupiter replacing Mercury wouldn't end the world. I ran a simulation of the Soler system in universe sandbox for about 100 000 years with Mercury replaced with a second Jupiter. the inner planets orbits ended up weirdly inclined and over all messed up. earth had entered a new permeant colder state with average temperature fluctuating from about 6C to about 10C depending on where the earth was in its now somewhat elliptical orbit with glaciers extending to about 45 degrees of latitude in the northern and southern hemispheres. no doubt there would be some catastrophic implications for life, but the earth remains in one piece and civilization endures.
I wonder how global warming would affect that.
@@Llortnerof Maybe it balances out and Earth is exactly the same. :P
Try and move it to jupitar
12:27 Wait a minute, it’s the Good Elephant from Backstroke of the West
He the my brothers in elephant is similar.
The two translationverses are intersecting.
The good elephant in airship dropped what things?
It not important to we the good elephant return! @@Aethelfridh
good of good
Let's go HE lore is back
I didn't realize that not only did Elizabeth II come back to life and become immortal in the future, but from that point forward she would be key to geopolitics. Who knew?
Apparently it's public information, so I guess we all should've known
HE will outlive us all.
HE is immortal.
I love how a good deal of the "future" events, some how occurred in the past.
History repeats itself.
10:22 Makes sense. No consumers means no demand.
I love the snailowls
Snowls
Google Translate: In order to translate the future, we need to first go back to the past.
What the hell happened 1.2 billion years into the future?
Although Carbohydrate levels are lower than chickens with high carbohydrate levels, the assumption that a specific photon can be identified, the factory where Let's death as a whole gets a high estimate of life expectancy and, if possible, high temperatures begin at home will not allow the animals to live.
It was HE who made that calculation, after all, HE is the greatest engineer of the world.
I had to look that one up and...I just don't know.
"High estimate until all plant life dies out, assuming some form of photosynthesis is possible despite extremely low carbon dioxide levels. If this is possible, rising temperatures will make any animal life unsustainable from this point on."
I can kinda guess at what parts of it were supposed to be? something something carbon cycle disrupted, something something uncertainty principle, quantum physics, you can know where a particle is or how fast it's going but not both at the same time, kinda deal?
Then we run into the factories and Let's Death and things living LONGER than usual, and I just throw in the towel. :P
@@robinchesterfield42 I think the meaning is that death itself has a long life life expectancy, because it'll still be a long time before everything else dies.
1:54 you've heard of the middle ages, now get ready for the central ages
Your new editing style is insane. That much animating and movement takes a lot of skill and effort to do. You deserve an applause.
7:32 a bike has fallen into the river in lthe Buddha city, start the new rescue *HE*licopter
Hey!
Build the helicopter lower the stretcher and make the rescue!
With the new helicopter set in buddha city!
8:42 they lore
Finally, I'm still waiting for more we lore
They lore
So we got HE, SHE AND THEY. I guess THEY are non-binary, epic.
Oh, yeah, we also got ME.
2:31 damn Sony still supporting the PS2 in 2099
And nintendo ds
That console will never actually die
I'm glad to have this roadmap for the future. Thank you, StarvHarv, you're doing the gods' work.
the queen has respawned 🗿
3:50
Looking forward to having 0 kids and 999 money
The fact that the world talks about how HE lost his bike in the river is reassuring. The world is still aware of He's actions from the past.
Remember, this isn't history. This is HIS story
What a unique channel idea! I don’t think just anyone could accomplish it, let alone the niche nature of the humor. Your accent, the 2000s VH1 popup video style text, the topics, all come together so well because of your personality. Thank you for all the laughs, the world needs them more than ever.
2022-2078 is a bit of a long hiatus, better put my waiting socks on.
3:04 is funny to me because the translation didn't fuck anything up. The governor used an obscure loophole to increase what was supposed to be a temporary salary increase for a single school year to be an increase until the year 2425.
1:04 uhhh the most random part
0:25 Hong Kong 97 was made.
What happened to Hong Kong 2 to the 96?
3:10 sounds about right
12:03 they really gave us the talk 😂
Something to look forward too..
Ah nvm Im gonna die anyway.
Something my frozen clone will look forward to.
0:25 oh this is easy 2 years after 1947 Hong Kong will be part of china as it was agreed 50 years before in 1999
2:09 yeah that could put us potentially out of sun orbit and put earth into an ice if mercury were to disapear into jupiter
i think it meant to say that mercury became a gas giant?
@@Caterev0038cool no
8:16 That´s what I call perseverance right there
11:46 HE must have Asian parents.
3:45 Me as a little kid looking for money hacks in games be like
Since the future is so polish, you should checkout out polish history
More HE, LET'S GO!!!!!
Everyone always focuses on the "He" lore, but nobody cares about the "Me" lore which i think is totally backwards because whoever it is when it talks about itself actually knows He and everything He has done, as well as everything that has been and will be
The greatest, omniscient and all-powerful being on the planet is Me. I have been saying this for years!
That last line was definitely talking about proton decay but it got absolutely butchered lmao
Proton decay and iron stars, I'm pretty sure. The "56 metal stars" bit (but why only 56 of them...?)
Iron-56 isotope
I'm going to create 56 or more metal stars.
The 57-th star to rule them all.
This is a nice headcanon for the HE lore: His hobbies include disco dancing, and now mountain biking apparently.
This guy is a GREAT editor.
4:14 or long seconds...
I can't believe HIS bike fell in the river 😢
HE managed to get 100 shares from losing HIS bike, definitely the strongest we've seen HIM.
He is truly eternal.
He:
before 535 BC-54
after 54-275
b. between 275-431
b. 1389
11 December 1617-1893
after 1893-3 September 1914
after 3 September 1914-18 January 1915
b. between 18 January 1915-3 July 1915
8 March 1990-at least 10^106 + 2024
She:
b. 1485
0:50 that sounds like real Polish court, they are terrible
Please translate Earth geological history badly from Cambrian period to Pleistocene! I'm sure He was present during the age of dinosaurs.
I did not expect astronomy to become a potentially NSFW career
NSFW career is an oxymoron of the century.
Average psychic predictions be like
Who the hell dares to say anything about 10^108 years into the future in any language?
Some scientists, and sci-fi authors. :)
there's not too much to say actually, just one or two theories
Idea: translate military vehicles descriptions may lead to funny results.
1:44 We are back in control, force them to surrender
Take what is ours, restore law and order!!
If you're gonna go this direction, you should do the predictions of Nostradamus next!
Those are incomprehensible without any translations. Could be funnier though.
0:17 On 1 July, the present "one country, two systems" arrangement in Hong Kong is scheduled to end, as it was guaranteed for 50 years starting from July 1, 1997, provided under the Hong Kong Basic Law. The agreement was raised by Deng Xiaoping to deal with Hong Kong's reunification with the People's Republic of China in 1997, and stipulated in the Sino-British Joint Declaration of 1984. What will be done is not stated in any document.
0:29 he case files surrounding the 1943 death of the former lieutenant general of the Polish Army and first Prime Minister of the Polish government in exile, Władysław Sikorski, is expected to be declassified this year by the British government.[8] Due to tensions between The United Kingdom, The Soviet Union, and Nazi Germany, the circumstances of his death has led to disputes over whether the crash was deliberate or not. The official conclusion by the British government is that the crash was accidental. However, the Polish government refused to endorse this report on the basis of a lack of conclusive findings and contradictions within the British evidence.[9] In 2008 an investigation was opened by the Commission for the Prosecution of Crimes against the Polish Nation of the Institute of National Remembrance, and concluded in 2013 that there is not enough evidence to prove or disprove the sabotage theory
0:58 April: One of the METI messages Cosmic Call 1 sent from the 70-meter Eupatoria Planetary Radar in 1999 arrives at its destination, Gliese 777 star.
1:14 The process of cleanup and decommissioning the Chernobyl Nuclear Power Plant, following the 1986 Chernobyl disaster, is projected to be finished.
1:24 According to an announcement made by Indian prime minister Narendra Modi in 2021, India will be carbon neutral.
1:34 Tricentennial of the United States of America.
The insane thing is that the further in the future it went, the more I understood it
I hope you never run out of ideas and i like how far the editing has come even if there are minor issues
I like how the sun didn't become a red giant at all.
Our courageous boys constantly fighting for the democracy would never allow something like this to pass. In all honesty I must admit that it briefly had a red line, but that was it. And it was quickly and effectively dealt with by the people in charge.
I think it did, and the part about "Ares Titos gains the requirements for life" was kinda mentioning it? Maybe. I THINK that part was about how the habitable zone would be out by Titan by then, but the "Ares" threw me off, because it sounds like Mars?
Still, the idea that future people would just not ALLOW the Sun to go red giant, is pretty freaking funny. (And also possible, if we get starlifting technology and such, by then.)
Another fun way to mess up translations I found out is making like a paragraph then translating it into japanese or chinese, reversing the text of the japanese or chinese, then translating it back into english this makes it very funny and screwed up
12:09 I think it was trying to say: "1.54×10⁹ [1.54B] to 1.41×10⁹² (141 eíkosiennillion [I think, maybe? 141 and then 90 zeroes])
12:37 10¹⁰⁶ [10 triantatesserillion?] to 2.1×10¹⁰⁹ [21 triantapentillion?]
2:16 that’s the hospital I was born in!
I love how messed up the heat death of the universe became, Hawking radiation somehow turned into Hawkeye.
I'm craving some "Eucaritos" now! Their collective biomass is a little much, though; "Prokaryotos" have half the fat and salt, but not as good.
this is the most incomprehensible one yet
4:50 After waiting 10000 years, Poland can finally into space ! 😮
4:50 The Polandball! The Polandball is real!
The queen in heaven be like : 2:42
I watch your every new video, your content is absolutely entertaining
So many things to add to my calendar! Can't wait for all these eventsa
So, in the near future, Poland travels back in time to the '40s and takes over the world, changing the timeline and leaving Australia as the only remnant of the British Empire, which causes them to later revive Queen Elizabeth II. Makes sense.
Also, since HE was still around at the end of time and had become the world's greatest engineer ... what if that's where he's originally from? HE was the last human remaining in the universe, and after mastering engineering he eventually traveled back in time with knowledge of all history? Doesn't explain the reincarnation, but hey, maybe that's just how his time travel works.
By the time He became an engineer, it's been trillions of years since 95% of humanity died and He can defeat literal stars. I think humanity still survived up to 10¹⁰⁸ — 2.1 Ã- 10¹⁰⁹ years in the future under his protective.
Quite plausible, since "He has played this game twice"
The best part of these videos are your visualizations; so goood
HE is one of the great constants in existence confirmed.
5:28 missed moment to add corpses from corpse party
He is excited for this video
Not as excited as Me/I.
Glad to see that even in the far future, we still have HIM.
HE has lived since at least the days of the Roman Empire, I'm not surprised that HE's basically immortal at this point.
@@Hijiri_MIRACHION Of course. Though HE has died before, but he always came back to life.
@@Dude-vq3oe HE might be like the Hourai Immortals from Touhou, capable of dying but always reviving immediately afterwards.
YES Thank you, this is the one I've been requesting
9:06 welp
a new starvharv upload makes my day