Somebody Toucha My Spaghet but it's Verbose
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- Опубліковано 6 січ 2018
- Did you toucc my spaghet?
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"What does 'Reking' in my channel name mean?"
-It's technically 'wrecking' but with the 'get rekt' vibe. Genius amirite? - Розваги
*an unidentified person has come into contact with my cylindrical pasta tubes*
Homegrown
Long tubular bois
*a creature i possess no knowledge about has directly or indirectly influenced the cylindrical tubes made of sodium chloride, erythose, hydrogen dioxide and supplementary organic components that legally belong to me*
Homegrown SOMEBODY TOUCHA MY SPAGGET BUT IT’S *MORE* VERBOSE
Homegrown who would win
A bear
One saucey boi
That’s manicott, you uncultured swine
the increasingly verbose meme reminds me of how some politicians talk without getting to any point
boscorner Donald Trump instead speaks directly, but his speech is still getting nowhere lmao
Thats the point. Just like those "Lose 100 pounds in 5 minutes!" videos where they keep talking and talking over a subject for 1 hour repeat the same thing over and over again and at the end you still dont know shit!
valenesco45 Oh yeah, but what is your basis talking shit like that in internet ?
valenesco45 "Trump hater virgin that doesn't make nothing about your life and that have your parents paying your bills instead of you, because you work to give your money to the hellish liberals *detected*"
Liberals
*basically every student during an essay with a minimum of 5000 words in a nutshell*
Nicolae Ceausescu Me
*This online video streamed by a website named UA-cam is a prime example of taking a sentence or group of sentences and more vividly describing such sentence(s) resulting in the increase of the amount of words that one may use in said sentence(s), something that is commonly used by students of grade school and college to ensure that their mandatory school/college essay has a minimum of 500 words, as described by a comment*
Nicolae Ceausescu - GET OUTTA HERE YOU GODDAMNED COMMUNIST, I THOUGHT YOU WERE DEAD!
500 words is barely a paragraph nevermind a full blown essay.
A person, rightfully named jason alen, wrote, in a meme-ish manner a sentence to which i, myself find no object. henceforth shall this comment be therefore upvoted, fo the day to come. god bless america.
how did i do? im not a native speaker
*An individual about which no knowledge has of yet been ascertained has broken the bounds of proximity and entered with his own digits into the realm of contact with the elongated cylindrical carbohydrate I once deemed mine own*
a.k.a. *spaghett'n't*
Imagine screaming all of this
"this could also mean the individual has broken the rule of social distancing" -2020
*an individual has fondled my pasta*
Error 404 that sounds....
Ok
*noice*
An unidentified indivudual has come in contact with my dish of pastas in which I have created for me and a person that is part of my genes and that take part of bondage’s with me
I, the rightful owner of this italian pasta that was invented in the 19th century. I came in conclusion that an unidentified individual has come in contact with my italian dish specifically a "spaghetti" with great ease.
YOU NEED TO GO FURTHER
Brandon ua-cam.com/video/NwxQgoJAho8/v-deo.html
*a person with an unknown name, age, sex, or species and an undefined location and intention has been in my own exact location in this moment and made, for an unknown reason, contact with the Italian dish of which I am the legal and righteous possessor and with which I have the right to do what I please and whose only purpose was to be consumed by my person and anyone who feels hungry for this specific dish, and after my consultation and positive answer, will be granted the right of consumption of over a quantity choosed by my person of the dish in question, action which leaves me in a state of tremendous pain and shock because I am in the incapacity of figuring what individual has violated my family's privacy and security by making an unwanted and forced entrance in our beloved quarters and peaceful living place that we, humble and honest people, cherish and deserve*
Brandon AND THIS
IS TO GO
EVEN
FURTHER BEYOND
*AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA*
Mina too!
My Italian pasta has also been skimmed
My European, or to be more specific, Italian bowl full of edible noodles was also in close quarters with an unknown creature who I myself am very mad with and if I find them I’ll do something out of high-leveled anger.
Brandon Ford
Go Further
“The perfect video doesn’t exist.”
Reking Bear: Hold my beer.
*hold my spaghet
Hold my bear
CommanderPenguin somebody toucha my spaghett
somebody once toucha my spaghet
btw 566th like stop
The perfect video doesn't exi...
*i was born in the right generation*
same
I LOVE YOUR COMMENT A+++ GOOD DAY SIR
I was introduced into this world through a biological phenomenon called as "birth" during the time frame in which a certain event took place that is the cause for wonder and amusement, leading me into the realization that it would be otherwise unpleasant to have lived a life in a different period.
OokileyGMR *YOLO’D CORRECTLY*
A person that is unspecified in their identity has presumably been in close quarters upon an Italian dish in which I, the rightful possessor, have longed to consume once I have returned to my residence, but instead have provoked a dire situation in which I can no longer can partake in such event.
The meme is rising.
DMUA indeed ua-cam.com/video/NwxQgoJAho8/v-deo.html
somebody used quick revive on this meme
And CLOCK to meet it.
Something else is rising too
i wonder what is, uganda knuckles is ruined by those who dont know how to do it, nor do know everything about it.
*has spaghet gone too far*
crawling in my crawl yes, it has (not).
"Has this trend of an Italian animated film that appears to be another version of the story 'Goldilocks and the Three Bears' in which during it, an animal, presumably a bear, says, "Somebody toucha my spaghet", been taken too seriously to the point where it's beginning to become rather insane?" is what you meant.
YASSS KYLE YASSSS
A fellow intelligent or semi-intelligent life-form of an unknown personal descriptor used to identify themselves has manipulated their physical body using muscles powered by ATP, a highly energetic chemical produced by the mitochondria, into applying force of any amount on this meal that I was intending to consume later. The meal in question is an Italian pasta based dish usually served with a tomato paste and occasionally served with meatballs. Unfortunately, I can no longer consume said dish as the unknown individual is of an unknown nature and as such i cannot ensure that they are free of bacteria.
D. G. ..perfect..just..perfect
Data? (Startrek referance)
Is this a JoJo reference?
Bill nueeee
My spagoot tooched.
When you finished studying for a English test for the night
Spooky. Holding back fears.
Bruce Wayne boy shut your sensitive ass up
Nevermind I just got spooked
Benedikt A. Damnit you beat me
Caden Deaner lol meme gang
Dunudunudunudunuh *BATMAN!*
BEAUTIFUL.
Sasuke Uchiha Blyatiful
Sasuke Uchiha even Sasuke approves
Beautiful indeed.
Hi Sasuke!😂
Sausgay
Original: Spaghetti
They: Italian Dish
Me: Gastronomical Peninsular Italo-Romanic glutenous substance made of an unleavened dough of a durum wheat flour extruded into a long thin cylindrical format.
don't forget that is extruded into a long thin cylinder shape.
Ugandan Knuckles yes mayonnaise is an instrument if you know how to use it right
Frozen ao D.M. ikr that's me in a nutshell
Swamp Fox, xD Of course! extruded into a long thin cylindrical format.
You speak just like me...
Verbs with irregular past tense:
Buy - Bought
Fall - Fell
Pay - Paid
Touch - Toucha
its actually touched :p
road 2 joy
Wow, you're so smart
not really kind of I am lol :P
THE JOKE
YOUR HEAD
Sleep - slooped
I, an animated character depicted as an animal known scientifically as Ursidae, or a bear, have at this very moment returned from the woods to my place of residence alongside my family, that being, my significant other and male offspring, both of which are also animated characters depicted as Ursidae. Upon entering through the front entrance, I am appalled to discover that an unidentified life form of presumably above average intelligence has made the deliberate decision of coming into contact with my meal, comprised of an Italian dish known as spaghetti. To properly announce my utter shock at such an event, I inhaled heavily into my lungs and cried out with a series of four words; "Somebody toucha my spaghett!"
Marcus Joestar This is more verbose, well done...
Underrated comment
im going to use this in court
*i was born in the right generation*
Law and order: Spaghetti victims unit
*R.I.P in spaghettis*
R.I.P. in spaghets
̲ Rest in Pasta
Never forghetti
Rest in peace in spaghet? Seriously dont u know what rip even means
lisvit give this man a spaghet
Rip in peace
What a great video!
This collection of frames used to create a motion picture happens to be of good quality!
A certain assortment of pictures, who’s function is to play in a certain order at a certain speed to produce motion, can found on a website called UA-cam. I feel a strong urge to inform the general public that I, the individual making this comment, personally feel that the previously mentioned assortment of pictures contains a certain likeness that I, as an individual, think that the public would enjoy.
*A Homo sapien, more specifically where "Homo sapien" is in reference to modern Homo sapiens (Homo sapiens, ssp. Homo sapiens sapiens), which are the only extant members of the subtribe Hominina, a branch of the tribe Hominini belonging to the family of great apes, which are characterized by erect posture and bipedal locomotion, displaying high manual dexterity and heavy tool use compared to other animals, and a general trend toward larger, greaterly complex brains and societies, early hominins-particularly the australopithecines, whose brains and anatomy are in many ways greaterly similar to ancestral non-Homo sapien apes-are less often referred to as "Homo sapien" than hominins of the genus Homo, several of whom used fire, occupying much of Eurasia, giving rise to anatomically modern Homo sapiens in Africa about 315,000 years ago, beginning to exhibit evidence of behavioral modernity around 50,000 years ago, in several waves of migration, venturing out of Africa and populating most of the world, with their spread and their large and increasing population having had a profound impact on large areas of the environment and millions of native species worldwide, having advantages that explain this evolutionary success including a relatively larger brain with a particularly well-developed neocortex, prefrontal cortex and temporal lobes, enabling high levels of abstract reasoning, language, problem solving, sociality, and culture through social learning, also using tools to a much higher degree than any other animal, being the only extant species known to build fires and cook their food, and the only extant species to clothe themselves and create and use numerous other technologies and arts, being uniquely adept at using systems of symbolic communication (such as language and art) for self-expression and the exchange of ideas, and for organizing themselves into purposeful groups, creating complex social structures composed of many cooperating and competing groups, from families and kinship networks to political states, as well as showing social interactions between other Homo sapiens, establishing an extremely wide variety of values, social norms, and rituals, which together form the basis of Homo sapien society, curiosity and the Homo sapien desire to understand and influence the environment and to explain and manipulate phenomena (or events) providing the foundation for developing science, philosophy, mythology, religion, anthropology, and numerous other fields of knowledge, increasing numbers of Homo sapien societies beginning to practice sedentary agriculture approximately some 10,000 years ago, domesticating plants and animals, thus allowing for the growth of civilization, even though most of Homo sapien existence has been sustained by hunting and gathering in band societies, and these Homo sapien societies subsequently expanding in size, establishing various forms of government, religion, and culture around the world, unifying people within regions to form states and empires, exhibiting a rapid advancement of scientific and medical understanding in the 19th and 20th centuries, leading to the development of fuel-driven technologies and increased lifespans, causing the Homo sapien population to rise exponentially, with today's global Homo sapien population estimated by the United Nations to be near 7.6 billion; such a creature as mentioned just now has been in physical contact with my Spagetti, greaterly specifically known as a long, thin, solid, cylindrical pasta, where spaghettoni is a thicker form of spaghetti, while capellini is a very thin spaghetti, being a staple food of traditional Italian cuisine, like other pasta, being composed of milled wheat and water and sometimes enriched with vitamins and minerals, where authentic Italian spaghetti is made from durum wheat semolina, but elsewhere it may be made with other kinds of flour, and typically the pasta is white because refined flour is used, but whole wheat flour may be added, where originally, spaghetti was notably long, but shorter lengths gained in popularity during the latter half of the 20th century and now it is most commonly available in 25-30 cm (10-12 in) lengths, and a variety of pasta dishes are based on it, and it is frequently served with tomato sauce or meat or vegetables; this afformentioned dish of mine described just now has been rendered contaminated, thus angering me into a state of rage to track the person whomst'd've'ly'yaint'nt'ed'ies's'y'es has performed such action.*
guys i spent a lot of time on this please give me likes
How long did this take to think of,and when write down
This comment is criminally underrated
In this plane of existence, where we consciously exist and experience 5 senses given to us through millions of years of evolution; taste, sight, touch, smell, and sound, I have deducted with my logical thinking and using my sense of sight; one of the sensations processed by the somatosensory system, that someone; an individual, or multiple individuals, which surely must have been a form of life, primitive or not, has been present in this location in which I stand in this very moment not so long ago, for I have been outside of my comfortable, private residence which I share with 2 other beings of same species, mutually connected on a basis of feelings; results of complex chemical reactions inside our brain. The already mentioned unknown speculated form of life has consumed, by using previously described senses, a product of work and thought, coloquially described as food, more specifically the type of food which is given the name pasta; a staple food of traditional Italian cuisine, with the first reference dating to 1154 in Sicily, also commonly used to refer to the variety of pasta dishes, which is typically a noodle made from an unleavened dough of a durum wheat flour mixed with water or eggs and formed into sheets or various shapes, then cooked by boiling or baking. An unpleasant situation has been provoked in me, resulting in my exclamation of anger and surprise, both described as "strong emotions", therefore we have been unable to consume the type of pasta known as "spaghetti". An equal reaction has been provoked in the 2 beings of the same species I share my living space and food with.
i just read this as a rap sick as fuck
Omg jordan schlansky!
I can no longer comsume the el dente Italian dish consisting of flour, egg, salt, butter, water, and a special tamato puree or other words known as *saucce*
*cries*
You don't have a life either, do you?
*Perfection*
Lmao love your profile pic. Abraham Lincoln was such a good inventor!
oof oof Thank you, it's a pleasure to receive a comment from Ernie, I really love your work as mathematician!
Rafa xD lol albert
I (in my whole honesty) think that this video, published and produced by Reking Bear has substantially exceeded the average beyond any other video that has existed in every category/aspect/regard. Therefore I will put a title on this that many people will think impossible, since in my opinion it is a true *perfection.*
u are 1 like away from 500 likes go go go
Woah...
*WOWOWOWOWOWO*
Expression of amusement and surprise.
*A person that is unspecified in their identity has presumably been in close quarters upon an Italian dish in which I, the rightful possessor, have long to consume once I have returned to my residence, but instead have provoked a dire situation in which I can no longer partake in such event*
this is very educational
Lyrics;
A person that is unspecified in their identity has presumably been in close quarters upon an Italian dish in which I, the rightful possessor, have longed to consume once I returned to my residence, but instead have provoked a dire situation in which I can no longer partake in such event.
Tamork Y this is my *jam*
bidoofwagon desiigner
..
Brah
Krish The Player he knows bro
True musuk doesunt exust
You have saved me some typing, for that, I thank you
I’m holding back tears
Shut up
Nevermind I cried
You just earned a Sub
Somebody toucha my meme! Thanks for giving me credit to my meme dawg!
*An unkown person has come in contact with my beautiful creation*
Profile pic is best GG
But he’s a bear...
That's *deep*
*and deeper...*
*very deep*
That’s what she said.
En español :v
-alguien tocó mis espaguetis
-alguien ha entrado en contacto con mi pasta italiana
-una persona que no está especificada en su identidad presumiblemente ha estado cerca de un plato italiano en el cual yo, el legítimo poseedor, he deseado consumirlo una vez que he regresado a mi residencia, pero en cambio he provocado una situación calamitosa en la que no puedo más tiempo participar en tal evento.
A unidentified object of some medium mass has put markings of the finger on my itlian tubes made out of some, somewhat tasty object which has come in contact with some sort of Red liquid and now I have none of the food that I used to own.
Isn’t all pasta Italian?
Ani's Trash Can thats the joke
Ani's Trash Can Is pasta related to Italy ?
Italian noodles
When your essay must be at least 1000 words long
Ani's Trash Can nein , pasta are , originally, from China
what the author meant vs. what the teaches thinks the author meant
Edge MemeLord True 😂
*A person that is unspecified in their identity has presumably been in close quarters upon an Italian dish in which I, the rightful possessor, have longed to consume once I have returned to my residence, but instead have provoked a dire situation in which I can no longer partake in such event.* = SOMEBODY TOUCHA MY SPAGHET
When you tell your mom a joke and it turns into a lecture
An unknown, unspecified person has come into physical contact with the contents of a large bowl containing an Italian dish made of long, cylindrical pasta, a sauce made of tomatoes, garlic, basil, oregeno, and other spices, commonly known as "spaghetti" that rightfully belongs to me and is for my consumption that I have longed to consume all day but because it has been touched, I am no longer capable of partaking in the important event of "Spaghetti" consumption, which greatly upsets and offends me because the particular event in question is the highlight of my life and the only thing I had to look forward to all day but alas, somebody has disturbed my Italian pasta dish and destroyed my only attempt at happiness.
lol XD
XD
pomato Best run-on sentence I've ever read
An unknown unspecified person has come into contact with my Italian dish, most commonly known as "spaghetti", with the contents of, I say this in the laziest way, long cylindrical string-like pasta and garliced tomato sauce. This unidentified person has ruined this Italian dish which was under my possession, made it inedible with their physical contact, and ruined my Hopes and Dreams *definetly not an undertale reference* of consuming this masterpiece. Whereas, this tragic event has been upsetting me, I am now hopeless of consuming the cylindrical pasta. 😂😳😂
lol
*An individual for which the identity of is unknown has come into contact with my serving of Italian pasta, consisting of milled wheat and water, while also being covered in tomato sauce, as I was absent from the current area where we now stand. I refuse to consume this home-cooked meal as I had previously planned, for I am now very angry and disappointed.*
DIS IS DE WEY MY BROTHAS
Brudda, thanks for showing me de wey!
ONLY DE TRUE UGANDIAN TRIBE NO DE WEY
*TEK DE BENANA EWE*
I found it years later and this still gives me the giggles! 🤣
Same
This is ART.
*a person with an unknown name, age, sex, or species and an undefined location and intention has been in my own exact location in this moment and made, for an unknown reason, contact with the Italian dish of which I am the legal and righteous possessor and with which I have the right to do what I please and whose only purpose was to be consumed by my person and anyone who feels hungry for this specific dish, and after my consultation and positive answer, will be granted the right of consumption of over a quantity choosed by my person of the dish in question, action which leaves me in a state of tremendous pain and shock because I am in the incapacity of figuring what individual has violated my family's privacy and security by making an unwanted and forced entrance in our beloved quarters and peaceful living place that we, humble and honest people, cherish and deserve*
Still too short
This sounds like something you might here in a crime drama parody
Worse than original
This is.
Pablito el Sancho
Oh gosh ಠ_ಠ
A person that is unspecified in their identity has presumably been in close quarters upon an Italian dish in which I, the rightful possessor have longed to consume once I have returned to my residence, but instead have provoked a dire situation In which I can no longer partake In such event
A person that is unspecified and their identity has presumably been in close quarters upon an Italian dish in which i, the rightful possessor have longed to consume once I have returned to my residence, But instead have provoked a dire situation in which I can no longer partake in these events
A person that is unspecified in their identity has presumably been in close quarters upon an Italian dish in which I the rightful possessor have longed to consume once I have returned to my residence but instead have provoked a dire situation in which I can no longer partake in such event
Hi
i totally needed all that explanation to understand what happened to your spaget
One of my favorite memes!
Good Job!
God In a vídeo
we need more layers
MORE LAYERS!
Spaget has layers
There are layers of irony
There are layers of L A Y E R S
Mordecai SOOMEBODY
A person that is unspecified in their identity has presumably been in close quarters upon an Italian dish in which I, the rightful possessor, have longed to consume once I have returned to my residence, but instead have provoked a dire situation in which I can no longer partake in such event.
The person who drew this is a better artist than any art teacher ive ever seen
*_an unidentified entity of unknown origin has made physical contact with my food that has an italian origin consisting of a cylindrical and flexible tuboids made out of various ingredients and a sauce which is made with crushed beared fruit of the tomato plant, this combination of ingredients make out what is to be known as “spaghetti”, and this “spaghetti” in question is of my rightful possession._*
Random Dude Spaget-eth
I feel informed
What a masterpiece of art you have there
im holding back tears this video is so powerful
i expected 1 more level of verbose
An unknown, unspecified person has come into physical contact with the contents of a large bowl containing an Italian dish made of long, cylindrical pasta, a sauce made of tomatoes, garlic, basil, oregeno, and other spices, commonly known as "spaghetti" that rightfully belongs to me and is for my consumption that I have longed to consume all day but because it has been touched, I am no longer capable of partaking in the important event of "Spaghetti" consumption, which greatly upsets and offends me because the particular event in question is the highlight of my life and the only thing I had to look forward to all day but alas, somebody has disturbed my Italian pasta dish and destroyed my only attempt at happiness.
I think I had too much internet for today
CammiTalbain Shoku C ya tmoro
Ty for existing Reking Bear ❤
this is by far the best one of these memes I've seen
person touch noodle
Your real dad #Finessemykidsfor18years
true perfection.
too powerful.
im holding back my tears.
touch food
HAND THING
Woe be me! How have I been deprived of my Italian spaghetti!
the last one sounds like it would be on a court case
Deserves a subscriber for this masterpiece 👏
Somebody toucha my *S P A G H E T*
Rock Lee Ok, if you want me to...
"A person that is unspecified in their identity has presumably been in close quarters upon an Italian dish in witch I, the rightful possessor have longed to consume once I have retured to my residence but instead have provoked a dire situation in witch I can no longer partake in such event"
Westsaurus *which
This is gold
Dem drawings thoo!!😂
Masterpiece 😏
a human being that has no identidy has kineticly felt my long cylinder macaroni that has sauce on it
"Kineticly"
Did you toucc my spaghet?
Gatta love it its from the good ol days
That was very dip.
i see what you did there
with a number 9
Me too
same
true
thanks
Welc
Understandable, have a nice day.
The new meme of January or probably even February
Pure art and masterpiece
this video is so powerful, im holding back tears
The perfect video doesn’t exist. Reking bear:hold my spegett
*Spaghet*
*Italian pasta*
dick
I'm holding back tears...this video is so powerful
I shed a tear because of how beautiful this is
“Somebody has come in contact with my Italian pasta”
A stranger has apparently tampered with my Italian pasta dish, leaving me visibly upset and infuriated.
ČŒŌŁ
This pleases me, greatly.
Oh God this is amazing
Wow I pretended to go to the bathroom for this at work well done I say
hail satan666 Shadow Freemen is wondering if you want to join respond if interested
Hail Satan
Snow Satan
Rain Satan
Idk
hail satan666 Shadow Freemen is wondering if YOU wish to join
Yeah but *W H Y*
Work of art
Right to my favorites
*A S E N C I O N*
Ascension*
The type of kid that you see on call of duty with a try hard tag but spells it wrong. With x's.
-XxConDeMNatonZzxX
I never liked the verbose meme, but this is a much better implementation, compared to what I usually see.
This is ART
The art gets me every time
Can you be a little more specific sir?
Jekhi Austin Shadow Freemen is wondering if you want to join respond if interested
Jekhi Austin wait here I got one
An unknown unspecified individual has come in physical contact with my Italian dish, most commonly known as "spaghetti", with the contents of, I say in the laziest way, long cylindrical string-like pasta and garliced tomato sauce. This unidentified person has ruined this Italian dish which was under my possession, and made it inedible with their physical contact, and ruined my Hopes and Dreams *Definitely not an Undertale reference* of consuming this magnificent masterpiece. Whereas, this tragic moment has visibly upsetted me, I am now hopeless of consuming the Italian cylindrical pasta dish XD 😂😳😂
Not long enough? XD
Ellie Spry sorry still dont understand
I wish reking bear would touch my 🍝 🐻
This video is so powerful. I’m holding back tears.
PERFECTION
Yes
*why u toucha his spaghet?*
I’m crying so much, this is the most moving speech I have ever seen and is probably the most saddest in the multiverse
When somebody touches Albert Einsten's s p a g h e t
*Better than "Kno da wae"*
Beautiful
It's so powerful, I'm in tears
But do you know da wae?
Uzumaki Gintoki fuck you