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  • Опубліковано 13 жов 2017
  • L͕̺̼̜̞̱̖͛̍ ̤̲̝̖͔̺ͬ̋Ȕ͙̠̞̲̝͍͖ͫ̅̉͂ͭ͋ ͗͐͑̿M̑̂ͥ͌ͣ́̚ ͈̻̺̜̘̪̱ͣ͌̅I̜̥̖͓͕̤ ̣̝̰̪̍ͮ͋̃ͨṈ̖̦͆̍ͯ̅ ̩̭ͮE̙͓̮̥̟͙͑ ̬̹̝͈͍S̼͕͍͂̋ ̝̟̑̌̍ͫ̏C͙̬̤̼̜̮ ͖̰̳̲̭̀̔Ȅ̥͎͕̟̏ ̲̿͒̐̑ͧN̞̗̟͍̘ͦ̒ͭ̐̏̏ͅ ̝̟̺̪̥̖̠ͫ͐͆ͦͭͪC͔͖̟̑͌̏͑̏ ̫̱̗̠̗͚ͫ͌̐̋ͥ͊E͈̣̜̹͍̞̋̒
    Bonus points to anyone who gets the joke at 0:48
    Original: redd.it/6thgld
    Discord: / discord
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КОМЕНТАРІ • 1,2 тис.

  • @Timotainment
    @Timotainment  6 років тому +3085

    Because light can't escape a black hole

    • @Joshifire
      @Joshifire 6 років тому +147

      did some carbonbased lifeform just say,
      I C E

    • @IvanIvanov-uw4yx
      @IvanIvanov-uw4yx 6 років тому +2

      Xd

    • @delthas_
      @delthas_ 6 років тому +9

      may thou'st'd've answerm thy yours dicsords messaeges

    • @jaredkick1177
      @jaredkick1177 6 років тому +4

      *G E T I C E D*

    • @hobohealer5933
      @hobohealer5933 6 років тому +11

      Timotainment But can a black hole escape light?

  • @spamartist9443
    @spamartist9443 6 років тому +3517

    I swear these videos could be used for education.

  • @arturborisevic8309
    @arturborisevic8309 6 років тому +1989

    Where is my free Mac Pro?

    • @protodot2051
      @protodot2051 6 років тому +147

      In the dumpster
      Where it belongs

    • @dreamcastera87
      @dreamcastera87 6 років тому +45

      Here’es your MacBook

    • @bambampewpew32
      @bambampewpew32 6 років тому +15

      Red Terminator/hellol11 HAHAHA S OOO TRUE

    • @cheerry_colayt1383
      @cheerry_colayt1383 6 років тому +13

      in floating head go get it

    • @F7sus4
      @F7sus4 6 років тому +13

      You have it now. You can clicc without any form of interruption or disturbance.

  • @mememan8801
    @mememan8801 6 років тому +2186

    the lamp dosen't *S U C C,* the darkness does

    • @ok_2780
      @ok_2780 6 років тому +48

      Understandable but what does the light do unsucc?

    • @mememan8801
      @mememan8801 6 років тому +41

      BsFy _ the lamp unsuccs the darkness

    • @ok_2780
      @ok_2780 6 років тому +11

      meme man understand

    • @mememan8801
      @mememan8801 6 років тому +9

      good

    • @ok_2780
      @ok_2780 6 років тому +4

      meme man ok

  • @wiiintah
    @wiiintah 6 років тому +844

    This is quality content. This what UA-cam was created for.

  • @Dr_E_Yekley
    @Dr_E_Yekley 3 роки тому +69

    "Did some photonic energy source just say, SUCC?"
    "Oh no, not again"
    *Groovy music ensues*

    • @DJSubAir
      @DJSubAir Рік тому

      First thought was photonicinduction

  • @willstark135
    @willstark135 6 років тому +329

    nice. These surreal videos are cool and good

  • @ChromaMatrix
    @ChromaMatrix 6 років тому +636

    If I down vote, do I have to give you a macbook?

  • @CarbonComp
    @CarbonComp 6 років тому +194

    Did some photonic energy source just said...
    *S U C C*

    • @lcsmirk6257
      @lcsmirk6257 6 років тому +5

      not again

    • @dimitrilensflareabrams2893
      @dimitrilensflareabrams2893 6 років тому +5

      Platinum GT
      Meanwhile in an alternate dimension
      Did some succtonic energy source just said...
      *P H O*

    • @voynich7825
      @voynich7825 6 років тому +3

      Dimitri Shaddaa s u c c t o n i c

    • @yayababatoto
      @yayababatoto 6 років тому +1

      Platinum GT
      *yes.*

    • @UL71M4
      @UL71M4 3 роки тому

      .

  • @nuclearpotato4073
    @nuclearpotato4073 6 років тому +157

    you may now access
    the octagon

    • @grainassault4844
      @grainassault4844 6 років тому +15

      The🛑octa🅱️on🛑is🛑an🛑simple🛑shanpe
      St🛑🅿️ ripping us off yuo shady man
      I only settle for weapons-grade HYPERICOSAHEDRON
      or more

    • @xavier6130
      @xavier6130 6 років тому +5

      Nuclear Potato
      Oct🆎🅾️n ℹ️z simpl3⃣ shanpe…
      Hw dr uUu mℹ️stek itt with teh 🅰️lmighty
      *_OCT🅰️HEDRONNNN_*

    • @blaze4109
      @blaze4109 6 років тому +1

      *Octahedron

    • @riversbixby421
      @riversbixby421 6 років тому +3

      IT IS THE OCTOHEDRON NOT OCTAGON 😠😠😠😠😠🖕

    • @stefanodifranco1297
      @stefanodifranco1297 6 років тому

      * p e n t a go n

  • @homerheavy3128
    @homerheavy3128 6 років тому +22

    Rick and morty jokes: 300 iq
    This video's jokes: 609 iq

  • @youareaprettybigguyforme.2929
    @youareaprettybigguyforme.2929 6 років тому +16

    I think the freaky amount of smoothness makes this video so good. Like, holy cow, I had to rewatch it just to bask in the s m o o t h

  • @mememan8801
    @mememan8801 6 років тому +136

    donot medle with lamp

  • @josifstaljin6112
    @josifstaljin6112 6 років тому +43

    did some photonic energy source just say...
    *S U C C*

  • @lowpolly1126
    @lowpolly1126 6 років тому +59

    To be fair you have to have a fairly high i.q to understand the meme man series, without any basic konlage allot of Q A N A T I E A M P H Y S I CS jonks will go right overr a person's head

  •  6 років тому +125

    *-S U C C-*

  • @randomcannon3260
    @randomcannon3260 5 років тому +7

    Actually, the lamp releases *_P H O T O N S_* which are basically *L I T E*

  • @vepokk7554
    @vepokk7554 6 років тому +41

    _Oh mighty bulb_

  • @TheNautilusProject479
    @TheNautilusProject479 2 роки тому +4

    The shutterstock gets me everytime.

  • @axeljonsson151
    @axeljonsson151 5 років тому +6

    *IT LÄMP TIME BRÖTHER*

  • @rubenh8645
    @rubenh8645 4 роки тому +5

    This was pure bliss at it’s finest

  • @mukelu
    @mukelu 3 роки тому +3

    I hate it when im casually spinning and a lamp fell from the ceiling, especially when i question does lamp give light or succ darkness

  • @mothlampson1282
    @mothlampson1282 5 років тому +7

    y'all don't mind me, just a human doing human things like you

  • @ironfox5750
    @ironfox5750 6 років тому +3

    I love the door of that house and how it breaks through the ¥th dimentional floor like that

  • @weffle2449
    @weffle2449 5 років тому +6

    *The mysteries of life with TIMotainment and Moby

  • @Craxial
    @Craxial 3 роки тому +3

    “doeSs lampn give off light¿¿”

  • @darceysmyth4169
    @darceysmyth4169 Рік тому +1

    This has taught me more in 1 minute than has every lesson I’ve ever had has

  • @duckrachnidguy9461
    @duckrachnidguy9461 5 років тому +5

    *Moth* wants to know your location
    [Allow] [Block]

  • @DEDomain
    @DEDomain 6 років тому +4

    That upbeat music had me cracking up

    • @DEDomain
      @DEDomain 6 років тому

      RT for free iPhone 10

  • @ebolahunter4144
    @ebolahunter4144 6 років тому +6

    Top 10 mysteries of the universe.

  • @ultim8yeetr708
    @ultim8yeetr708 4 роки тому +4

    Nobody:
    Meme man: does lampn give of light¿¿

  • @Ponera-Sama
    @Ponera-Sama 3 роки тому +1

    "Does it succ dark?"
    Ansem: *HEAVY SWEATING*

  • @justanuser9503
    @justanuser9503 6 років тому +4

    This is my favorite anime

  • @alejandroalonso1332
    @alejandroalonso1332 5 років тому +4

    Waiting for the riddle of the Moths

  • @imnotfuckingusingthisaccou2574
    @imnotfuckingusingthisaccou2574 4 роки тому +7

    “In 2019 we’ll have flying cars”
    2019: “doeSs lampn give off light¿¿”

  • @ambersummer22
    @ambersummer22 5 років тому +1

    i am on 1337 layers of irony right now

  • @Aphex271
    @Aphex271 6 років тому +9

    Song at 0:39----->Je Suis Moi Album: Le Survivant Artist: Bertysolo. Your welcomm

    • @AngryBird762
      @AngryBird762 6 років тому +1

      than'k you mighty commentor

  • @randomcommenter395
    @randomcommenter395 6 років тому +7

    _confusement_

  • @samsungtab3977
    @samsungtab3977 3 роки тому +1

    I like how the glass door isn't rendered to the house correctly

  • @hainayanda
    @hainayanda 6 років тому +1

    This is the best meme man video so far

  • @zadfoe
    @zadfoe 4 роки тому +4

    LAMPN: **exists**
    Black Hole: i am about to end this man's whole career
    *S U C C*

  • @alexanderthomas-owen613
    @alexanderthomas-owen613 6 років тому +25

    Song name at 0:39?

    • @wolfcrab1259
      @wolfcrab1259 6 років тому +2

      Alexander Thomas-Owen d a r u d e_ s n a d s t r o m

    • @user-zz3zz3ov9u
      @user-zz3zz3ov9u 6 років тому +5

      sarude dankstorm

    • @saleem2991
      @saleem2991 6 років тому +1

      DARUDE SANDSTORM! Or otherwise... Emir & Feriha (Çağatay Ulusoy & Hazal Kaya) - Je suis moi

    • @Kyleroo
      @Kyleroo 6 років тому +3

      "Axel Broke" by Matt Harris
      ua-cam.com/video/HrDWgmIK8eg/v-deo.html

    • @weirdywonka
      @weirdywonka 5 років тому

      Darudestorm-sand

  • @serlokbrixe425
    @serlokbrixe425 6 років тому

    Black hole. Nothing can escape. Gosh I love these!

  • @jennifercheung6464
    @jennifercheung6464 4 роки тому +2

    0:09 when you failed your English test and don’t know why

  • @personman1235
    @personman1235 5 років тому +5

    This is the pinnacle of millennial humor

  • @stefanodifranco1297
    @stefanodifranco1297 6 років тому +4

    the lampn s knowledge

  • @Jason97
    @Jason97 6 років тому

    In a way, lamps are like vacuum cleaners, however, rather than sucking dirt, it succs darkness.

  • @unofficialmeme5972
    @unofficialmeme5972 6 років тому

    And so, we leave the task of lighting the universe with guidance, to a *German child.*

  • @kemcorpvirtualenterprises3776
    @kemcorpvirtualenterprises3776 6 років тому +3

    Confusement.

  • @sanscipher9166
    @sanscipher9166 6 років тому +28

    GET SUCCED DUMMY
    YOU MAY NOW ACCESS THE RIDDLE OF THE ROCKS

  • @EasyDubai
    @EasyDubai 6 років тому +2

    Interestingly enough Meme Man's rumination upon whether or not the Lamp "Releases Light" or "Destroys the Dark" is very similar to a Buddhist story where in which 2 men were arguing as they looked at a flag flapping, one man said and I paraphrase "The flag is being moved by the wind" while the other stated (and again I'm paraphrasing) "No, the flag moves with the wind" then a Buddhist Monk walked by debunking the two by saying "It is the mind that moves the flag" or in other translations "It is the heart that moves the flag" of course I don't believe that this was the intention of the creator as only Meme Man ruminated as opposed to two and the latter was confirmed by the Mighty Bulb but you know...it's fun to think about.

  • @kayebeeny5478
    @kayebeeny5478 6 років тому +2

    I remember this damn story from cub scouts
    You actually made is enjoyable

  • @stefanodifranco1297
    @stefanodifranco1297 6 років тому +6

    donnot succ dark

    • @TheIndogamer
      @TheIndogamer 6 років тому +1

      Stefano Di Franco o no
      thoust just says *s u c c*

  • @bambampewpew32
    @bambampewpew32 6 років тому +5

    1:00 upvote for an apple product? *dislikes*
    jk but not liking cause apple is.. you know, apple

  • @Zephyrine.Koritsuka
    @Zephyrine.Koritsuka 6 років тому

    He would know had truly solved the Riddle of the Rocks.

  • @SnepperStepTV
    @SnepperStepTV Рік тому

    This is what should be on TV instead of reality shows

  • @WilliamStoneContentZone
    @WilliamStoneContentZone 6 років тому +4

    Nice and Cool

  • @benhostetter4775
    @benhostetter4775 5 років тому +4

    yus pls

  • @thunderdrone9606
    @thunderdrone9606 5 років тому +2

    The great and almighty moth could answer the question

  • @milliexp
    @milliexp 4 роки тому

    Only the most eye catching titles from the Timotainment youtube channel.

  • @esal4734
    @esal4734 6 років тому +4

    *LØMP*

  • @bigweld6792
    @bigweld6792 6 років тому +6

    *Š*Ų Ć*Č*

  • @rogehmarbi
    @rogehmarbi 4 роки тому

    That one window in the back is giving me headaches

  • @randomationstudios24x68
    @randomationstudios24x68 5 років тому +1

    Woah they predicted the lamp memes 1 year before it happened

  • @DEDomain
    @DEDomain 4 роки тому

    *Casual 90's Synth Jazz Plays*

  • @macaronious
    @macaronious 6 років тому

    dis
    is
    a
    fucking
    masterpiece
    whoever made this I swear i love you
    this is humanity's peak

  • @fenikkusu5467
    @fenikkusu5467 6 років тому

    2008: Hahahaha, my cat just fell down!
    2018:

  • @memerdank5784
    @memerdank5784 6 років тому

    I found another (probably unintentional) joke - the purple cube that gets succed into the blacc hole is from Northlane's album known as singularity

  • @dikabagas6633
    @dikabagas6633 6 років тому +1

    s h u t t e r s t o c k intensifies

  • @shadowmakesstuff
    @shadowmakesstuff 3 роки тому +1

    Lamp oil? Rope? Bombs?

  • @FishlandicFishy
    @FishlandicFishy 5 років тому +2

    he protec
    he attac
    he has MacBook Pro
    he goes ♾ speeds
    he hac
    he pac his bag
    but most importantly
    he SUCC

  • @adamclarke2251
    @adamclarke2251 4 роки тому +1

    When you see a new video by timotainment but UA-cam has already recommended all of them to you *confusement*

  • @reset502
    @reset502 6 років тому

    I like how the shutterstock logo is just lying around in the background

  • @mylesj3574
    @mylesj3574 5 років тому +1

    Y’ALL GOT ANY lamp.

  • @shaiberkovich5477
    @shaiberkovich5477 5 років тому +1

    2017: timotainment created a video called Lamp
    2018: Lämp meme was created
    2019: I'm commenting about that

  • @Quakitus
    @Quakitus 4 роки тому

    Light: On
    Also light: off

  • @jasonupperco66
    @jasonupperco66 4 роки тому

    I have transferred into the LEGO dimension, I have stolen all of the orbs and planning to overrule meme man’s realm. fear me

  • @leonh4231
    @leonh4231 6 років тому +1

    your videos are great work timo

  • @kaktusakoyt1330
    @kaktusakoyt1330 5 років тому

    I just love how ur logo in this show is a prop too.

  • @sirnikkel6746
    @sirnikkel6746 3 роки тому

    I can imagine calendar pages flying around L a m P n s

  • @qualudebrooklyn
    @qualudebrooklyn 6 років тому +1

    Did some Carbon based lifeform just said ice

  • @JKKNNNK
    @JKKNNNK 4 роки тому +1

    man, i wish i could go to the universe *SHUTTERSTOCK*

  • @clay4trey
    @clay4trey 6 років тому

    These videos are the center of all knowledge.

  • @edwinortiz3287
    @edwinortiz3287 5 років тому +1

    surprised you didn’t get jumped by moths

  • @jemko
    @jemko 4 роки тому +1

    Meme man: dark
    Also meme man:
    *_CoNfUsEmEnT_*

  • @combativeThinker
    @combativeThinker 6 років тому

    Timotainment: "My Stand,
    「S H U T T E R S T O C K」,
    has no weakness!"

  • @strxberii_bxba3956
    @strxberii_bxba3956 4 роки тому

    When I have a child, when they are born I’m going to show them these videos. So they’ll think that this is reality.

  • @kayebeeny5478
    @kayebeeny5478 6 років тому

    I SWEAR in scouts they told me battery was a "dark sucker" and this made it funny, not a lame gullible fairy tale

  • @crzypyromaniac6406
    @crzypyromaniac6406 6 років тому +1

    this actually flipped my thoughts on bulbs
    u happy now meme man?

  • @dylanbartell2121
    @dylanbartell2121 6 років тому

    This video made me rethink everything i know

  • @Raspberry__
    @Raspberry__ 4 роки тому

    “Memes will be randomly generated in the future.”

  • @imlimmyplug
    @imlimmyplug 4 роки тому

    "does lamp give off light??, or it S U C C the dark"
    no.
    *it gets succ by the B L A C K*

  • @evlogan6543
    @evlogan6543 6 років тому

    Shutterstock is haunting us

  • @schtinky1151
    @schtinky1151 6 років тому

    during the last part where black boi succs, if you have an ONN brand usb fan and power pack, plug the fan into the pack, and then turn it on and put the pack in your mouth with the fan adequately away from the nose.

  • @artistmeme8103
    @artistmeme8103 6 років тому +1

    Why do I feel like bagel boy is causing a revolution?

  • @kayebeeny5478
    @kayebeeny5478 6 років тому

    This is that ßhīttÿ Boy Scouts story turned into something glorious

  • @MCMikeProductionsYouTube17
    @MCMikeProductionsYouTube17 2 роки тому

    The lamp indeed succs dark to give off light. Fun facc

  • @adrianmalacoda
    @adrianmalacoda 6 років тому

    Black Hole Guy's theme is Axel Broke - Matt Harris

  • @ascoutly1593
    @ascoutly1593 3 роки тому

    Bröther, it dark. Plëäse grant LÄMP

  • @someman66
    @someman66 5 років тому +1

    Simple tets doe the tricc
    1:Put darkm in Rom with lampn
    2:turn om lampn
    3:see which way the darm goe