Wonderful! I appreciate condiment-based instruments! The flavors of music is very much needed! Also, thank you for proving Patrick right. He's a genius without even knowing it! XD
I felt that. The person next to you felt that. Your mom felt that. The world felt that. Edit: WOW guys 3 likes!!! I'd like to thank my mother for letting me move out to find time to waste on UA-cam, my dad for providing the money to support this activity, and my cat for getting impregnated by some stray cat and giving me the grandkittens I wanted. I couldn't have done it without you guys.
Nellthan then u shoudve just went to the source of that pic that u saw on google rather than making people uncomfortable and possibly make them think of it wrongly. Just an advice dude
Woman of the house: “Everyone, Patrice is going to play.” Guest at the obviously haute couture get together: “Oh, what does the darling boy play?” Woman of the House: “Mayonnaise.”
My favorite musical instrument isn’t what you think it is. It’s the OCARINA! Ocarinas are like recorders; no keys, just finger holes, a sound hole and a mouthpiece. Ocarinas come in many different shapes, sizes, and materials. Pendant ocarinas are round in shape and have 4-6 finger holes. The transverse ocarina is the classic ocarina shape. These have 6-12 finger holes. The transverse ocarina uses a linear fingering pattern, so it’s easy for me to remember what notes go with what fingerings.
*of course, horseradish too ->*
ua-cam.com/video/xlTEry7CYUY/v-deo.html
Rgffh
Wonderful! I appreciate condiment-based instruments! The flavors of music is very much needed! Also, thank you for proving Patrick right. He's a genius without even knowing it! XD
Lol I like horseradish
You got a At the word Horse.... radish
I don't
Squidward: No mayo is not an instrument.
This guy: And I took that personally.
Underrated comment
where are all the likes
Yes Pactrick, Mayonaise *is* an instrument.
Horseradish is an instrument too.
@@surpiseparade i simp for likes
@@originallyitsmissmickey rawrr
You know nothing Squidward.
Trap Music NOW. yoyo
Trap Music NOW. Yes. I do.
Yep
yea lol
W
Guess who's becoming a mayonnaist
ua-cam.com/video/wtbcaWnybzs/v-deo.html
me
Eri uwu nah
Definitely not you
Patrick
I admire this man! He heard a joke from a cartoon and thought “Challenge accepted!”
I love sweet comments on the internet made by people with the most badass profiles lololol
SpongeBob S1-3 was more than just a cartoon… it was art.
Legendary
@@oddball1336do I have a bad pfp?
"no mayonnaise were harmed in the making of this video"
James oh thanks for telling. I was about to cry
James why you always lyinn
Except the plate of mayo that got beat
Mayonnaise c'est français
But he did slap the shit outa it
Sometimes I applaud UA-cam's recommendation system.
This is one of those times.
69 likes, I can't ruin it
edgy kiddos other people did though :/
@@nocent6134 well idc I didn't wanna be da 1 to ruin it
edgy kiddos neither did I.
@@nocent6134 👌
Person: So what instrument do you play?
Me: It's hard to explain
Lol
I play the mayonnaise
XD
You copied a comment
*Top 10 overuse comment i have ever seen*
Making mayonnaise an instrument out of spite towards Squidward is worthy of respect.
Squilliam would probably do it
@@veryfancyfruit”But what? That you squidward tentacles were voted most likely to SUCK EGGS in high school?”
Teacher: What instrument do you play?
Me: *(sweats nervously)*
Lol
*sweats in mayonnaise*
Me:mayonnaise
Teacher:mayonnaise is not instrument
Me:I "can show him"
Teacher:...........
@@Lem0nwtf jesus
I play vinegar
“Hey wanna hang out after school”
“No sorry, I have mayonnaise lessons”
Underrated comment •~•
There u go I made it to
100
@@softrain4548 um ok.... thanks?
Lmao this comments gonna get big bro
Lol
I feel bad for the people who didn’t get this in their recommendations. They will just wonder about it their whole lives...
1 minute of silence for them 🙃
pfft
No. I searched “playing the mayonnaise.”
Yay! I got this in my recommendations :D
I searched for this
It took 6 years for UA-cam to finally recommend me this Masterpiece
Samee
OMG same 😅
Same
It toom me 7
Took me 7 and i had to look up mayonnaise on an escalator first
“Is mayonnaise an instrument?”
“...yes patrick, mayonnaise is an instrument.”
@Vinicius Felício Puglia Meier lol
@Vinicius Felício Puglia Meier Its
Yes, patrick horse radish is also an instrument.
Ahh...the good ending
@Vinicius Felício Puglia Meier bro just use the edit feature on comments it not that hard
3 likes from 1k
"Is mayonnaise an instrument??"
12.1 million people: *I don't need sleep, I need answers*
💜𝔸ℝ𝕄𝕐⁷⟬⟭💜
Lol
Anything is an instrument
AHHHH YES, MEMES
U made my day
Such an elegant instrument.
10,000 Subscribers no videos? Hello
how
I mean just look at it.. so creamy, so smooth, so fine.
U have more subs than me and u have no videos
Kawaii Unicornz who are you talking to and it looks like ur jealous tbh :/
This guy just didn’t make mayonnaise into an instrument. This guy created a whole tune with it. Give him some respect
Me: *watches a math video for math class*
Also me: *somehow ends up here*
Yeah Ok Do not question the ways of you tube,they are beyond us
You're fucking profile picture
Jake Gyllenhall with the fuckign guacardo
I'm starting to really hate this type of writing.
No body:
Me:
Also me:
@@beedykh2235 good for you mate...
I saw this and thought " I need to watch this now"
"So, what instrument do you play?"
InfernoLegend980 Mayonnaise
"Yes."
i play the mayonnaise
InfernoLegend980 horseradish
Royalty Cupcake me too what type?
It’s hard to take this seriously because this is obviously a joke video, but this actually slaps (pun intended)
Lol
You win for understanding this video & channel the best.
I unironically like this song.
"Is mayonnaise an instrument?"
"Yes, Patrick, it is."
HAHAJAJAHQHQJQHAHAHQJQHQBAHA
@@Feniks2018 wat
I am genus
Patrick Star you are
lmao
Teacher: are you a musician?
Me: yes
Teacher: what do you play?
Me: mayonnaise
👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌
It's beautiful
YOUR NAME EWWW
@@zsana5321 wow rude
The teacher must be like what the heck?!?!
When people call Patrick dumb but he's just innovative
Lol
THANK YOU XD
Noah Lane ur welcome i just gave u 1k likes
@@AXOLOTLKINQ Damm, how long did that take you?
Wait.. Why do you have so many accounts?? XD
His on the spectrum. Same with SpongeBob.
My man had the courage to prove Squidward wrong 😂
Mayonnaise is such a underrated instrument
Like my Chanel :') hahahahahhahah
Ikr
thousandth like someone please have sex with me
悪魔 wtf
your comment is underrated
*nice to watch someone playing mayonaise*
Blair lololol
I get it
Blair play the mayo???
I love to play the sock
Army :)
Squidward: *no Patrick, mayonnaise is not an instrument*
Mayonaise: *wanna bet?*
what do u mean
Mayonnaise: *say sike right now.*
Mayonnaise: Hold my beer**
heh, looks like mayonnaise won lol
*_O B S E R V E_*
I have played the mayonnaise for years, and I can confirm that it is indeed an instrument.
What about horseradish
@@Dark-ql7kn Horseradish is also an instrument.
Finallyba proffesional mayonnaise player
Funamunanagis 333 likes
Ruined it
Funamunanagis Nobody can get it right nowadays.
This man can prove everything wrong
Lol
I know righr, GENIUS
Can he prove my sister wrong saying I will never get a girlfriend
@@stormraider3434 SAVAG3 DUD3
@storm raider 34
Get a boyfriend then
Top 10 scientists who were dismissed as idiots in their time
*_Patrick_*
Autumn and Jimmy N O T H I S I S P A T R I C K
Hello again Jesus... Listening more weird again?
Jason Bond It’s Jesus Christ
Jesus Christ your user name is taking the *real* lords name in vain
@@JoshuaSmith-zn2do am not a crusty crab
The real lesson here is that anything is and can be an instrument
“So what instrument do you play?”
This guy: *Its complicated*
Got your first like
@@riyohayashi finally XD
umm it’s kinda awkward cuz now you have 12 so I can’t say im your first like 😐
but I was your first like thi
*tho
"Wanna start a band?"
"Sure what instrument do you play?"
"MAYOnaise"
ya
Cool, i play on horseradish.
When u hear that :OMG CAN I GET UR AUTOGRAPH
When ur crush hears that:i love u
Ngl, this could actually be a fantastic mayonnaise ad
I know right
Thuliumify mhmm
Omg yes!
Yeya
Yep
A spinning mayonnaise lid as a riser??? Okay that's what got me. Major props.
I just watch someone makes music with mayo...
*slams laptop* and that's enough internet for me today
*_Welcome to the internet_*
Sydney 1410 yep
*slams desktop* oh shit
Theres no such a thing as "enough internet"
Oof 666 likes
In my band I play the mayonnaise
MR BUMPYLIQUID no way! I play horseradish In my band!
I play da mega mayonnaise
What are some other instruments in you orchestra???? Let me guess...
The Ketchuphone
MR BUMPYLIQUID XD
MR BUMPYLIQUID orchestra is strainged instruments, so mayonnaise is actually a band instrument, sorry if I took this seriously xD
Teacher: “what’s so funny?”
Me: “Nothing”
My brain:
_tweenty fiiiiive_
_oh no he's hooottttttt_
😂😂😂😂
I felt that. The person next to you felt that. Your mom felt that. The world felt that.
Edit: WOW guys 3 likes!!! I'd like to thank my mother for letting me move out to find time to waste on UA-cam, my dad for providing the money to support this activity, and my cat for getting impregnated by some stray cat and giving me the grandkittens I wanted. I couldn't have done it without you guys.
Ikr 😂😂😂
It’s settled,
I’m bringing a jar of mayo to music class now
I’m disappointed...my school band doesn’t offer mayonnaise.
Me: I'm going to sleep early tonight
Me at 3 o'clock:
Thaha
It's 1am and I'm watching this😂
JustAHuman. 2:09
Honestly same
LITerally 2am for me ;-;
I’m glad this was randomly in my recommended
Same
Lol... *same*
same but along with some turtle's first strawberry
Dante Delpin So am I XD
Dante Delpin hahaha same
*You broke the laws of physics and did it beautifully*
Mozart wants to know your location
*Ludwing wants to know your location*
*BEETHOVEN WANTS TO KNOW YOUR LOCATION*
*Spongebob wants to know your location*
Hi
Patrick wants to your location
Squidwards just jealous because Patrick is a star
Oh i get it! 😜
Good one dude!
but he doesnt burn
*BUD MMm TSS*
:P
Squidward: **Mayonnaise isn't an instrument**
Mayonnaise: **Hold my beer**
Mayonnaise: hold me
Hold my mayo
Hold my jar
Hold my garlic
Hold my eggs
As a professional mayonaisist, this is really cool. Not many people know about this instrument
Patrick: “they all told me it couldn’t be done, that I was insane”
“You couldn’t live with your own failure, so where did that lead you? Right back to me”
Now squid ward was insane
"They said I was insane, so i spent 42 years perfecting the mayonaise
Instrument and here I am now"
All these comments deserve gold metals lmao
hahahah
my lifelong childhood question has finally been answered ty my good sir
Comment became popular reeeal quick
I know, I asked my music teacher and I got kicked out of class \._./
iFlawlessCow same
Neko I would've replied "No Patrick Mayonnaise is not an instrument"
Sleeping With Veil At The Disco not all heroes wear capes
This was confirmed officially
Squidward : mayonnaise isn't an instrument
Mayonnaise : am I a joke to you
Thanks for the likes
@HALA HAMMAD
1.3k likes and I’m the first comment tffff
Ihglgjgohhuvi
Second comment! :D
@@とーェーつ he used the can more than the mayo tho
This could be easily a subliminal Hellman’s commercial and we would never know
We do now
Honestly the tune is catchy enough to work as an ad. Imagine if someone actually hired this person to make a mayo ad.
Lol 😆
@@alexanderkinzel3371 Yep
Jokes on them, they don‘t sell it in my country
Calculator players be like: "Finally, a worthy opponent. Our battle will be legendary."
I never hear that meme in english before, sounds cool
Dont forget marker players
Was that a Tai Lung quote? Cuz I seriously just watched Kung Fu Panda yesterday.
*Horseradish has joined the chat.*
the echoing slap from the mayo sounds like walking in sunny meadows in phasmophobia
"What instrument do you play?"
Me: it's complicated....
True!
HIM*
XD
I was literally about to comment this, good thing I checked otherwise I would’ve been bombarded with “stolen” comments.
Yoshikage Kira Yes, people tend to think it’s steeling not coincide
"mayonnaise is not an instrument"
this dude: *you dare challenge me mortal*
Nice name, can i have a swig.
@@severedpighead4141 Yes, but only once
i found you again
😂😂😂😂
I like those guts!
Teacher: “what’s your favorite instrument?”
Me: “Mayonnaise”
Teacher: “Wha-“
Hahaha XD
Pierce -Aaron eksdi
Armand Singleton 😂😂
I say dat to my teacher
Well if you Google if mayonaise is an instrument it will say it is an instrument.
“So, what instrument do you play?”
When you try proving your point no matter what😂
Juliana A-kazad like that Ross guy
HAHAHHA
When you get 1.4k likes but only 3 replies
@@mcdonaldthyrniang4300 THEY WERE ON A BREAK
Andres M I had just moved in!
Squidward: Mayonnaise is not an instrument.
Internet: Hold my beer.
Zachary Long hold my mayonnaise
This comment need to have more like then it should
Hold my non age-restricted videos
Hold my memes
Fish KIng *Hold my horse radish.
Me: Mom! I'm in a band!
Mom: Congratulations! I'm so proud of you... what do you play?
Me: *Brings out mayonnaise*
Katie Foxie FUTURE SINGER
Lmao
Mom:.....what type of child have i created?
Mom: NANI????
@Emily E Antarctica*
WHY DID THEY MAKE THAT WORD SO LONG
I have always wondered if someone ever made a video like this without actually searching for it. 5 years later it finally gets recommended to me 😅😂
Mayonnaise is not an instrument it's a genre.
Underrated comment
@Authora Tasnim my ex's name was Tasneem, oof
Dufuq...
This is breathtaking
Is mayonnaise an instrument? Yo wassup Patrick you got your part
The dislikes are from squidward´s fake accounts
Squidward just make 8 thousands accounts epic
😂
Or he just made a dislike bots
@@realmfdanish7899 typical Squidward
Squidward always tries to make a point and doesn't care how far he goes. That's just him. Patrick is the smart one here.
this gives *dont play with your food* a whole new meaning
Don't play *with* your food ≠ don't play *your* food
GarretC I know food is now an instrument
"Hey what instrument do you play"
Mayonnaise
Yes Patrick, mayonnaise is an instrument.
Denisa Alexandra is that u in Ur profile pic?
Nellthan bruh, wtf
Nellthan weird question to ask hrmm? dont u think its making that user uncomfortable..?
no, i just saw that pic while searching for "unicorn makeup" a while back. I have an interest on makeup.
Nellthan then u shoudve just went to the source of that pic that u saw on google rather than making people uncomfortable and possibly make them think of it wrongly. Just an advice dude
Squidward: "mayonnaise is not an instrument"
Flamp: "challenge accepted"
ua-cam.com/video/sMG1nlQi5bg/v-deo.html ...
are you challenging me?
“We don’t do that here”
ua-cam.com/video/avFP67EIYvo/v-deo.html
Uno reverse card
*squidward has left the chat*
😂
I want to like but the number is perfect.
@@hakimssszzz9289 not enymore
@@samuelhaley3822 nooo last time the number was 69 :-: damn it
😂
did this guy make an entire banger song just to spite an animated cartoon -squid- octopus
Squidward left the chat
Hahaha
lol
*this trend has left the chat*
Rip squidward
@@panicatthepreschool6864 nah duud
“Humanity has now reached its peak.”
-Some guy I’ll never know about.
ClimaxClaw123 . I found my senior quote
Yeet
Welp this quote sounds like its from Attack on titan
“What are you doing son?”
“Nothing dad, just listening to mayonnaise.”
Oh so you have a dad huh
Funny
@Rocco B. thank you for the concern lol
@@zerere_ ?
@@zerere_ did he go get milk and never come back
Now I can use mayonnaise for an instrument,and maybe the horseradishes
MY ENTIRE LIFE IS A LIE
Plot twist: This is actually a very smart Hellmann's ad
😂
50th like :D
Yea just chang thr background and done
Your right Nico com c
Plot twist: he was eating mayonnaise while making this
I might see the next generation playing ketchup at the orchestra
Just a Penguin in the comments yes
Unlike mayonnaise, ketchup is not an instrument, horseradish on the other hand...
😂😂😂😂😂
thefury770able next video, is ketchup an instrument?
666
Came back here after Spongebob's Upward episode
When your UA-cam recommends know you better than your friends.
Relatable
Y'all got friends?
Nah
@@missterious711 lmao
@@missterious711 Yes you do your stalker is your best friend cause they know everything about you
slapping mayo with spoon - main melody
dropping mayo jar - bass note
unscrewing lid - synth note
slapping lid - kick
dropping lid - snare
U forgot scratching the lid my good mans
@@Mad_05 i know but thats also kind of a synth note
TheShadowLord007 wut about scratch
TheShadowLord007 oh ok 👍🏼
TheShadowLord007 700th Like
Interviewer: What instrument do you play?
Flamp: *A Mayonaise*
the mayonnaise*
“It’s amazing what you can make with nothing, and a li’l Hellmanns”
Yes it is
Legend lemons, sup
I think you're the reason why these vids are being recommended to your subscribers hahah
Morgan Lemons *WE MEET AGAIN; LEMONS UNITE*
Morgan Lemons Are you everywhere I go or Am I everywhere you go ?
LEMON SENPAI you’re here again
Mick Gordon: EVERYTHING is an instrument.
Is hair and interment
@@That_girlie13 IT CAN BE
Am I an instrument ?
@@bearburst6067 YES
@@conlooka9356 LES GO
Teacher:Flamp what do you play?
Flamp: I play the mayonoise
Teacher:......
Teacher:ok
I play grammar.... Something that you need to learn to play..... Thug Life
Woman of the house: “Everyone, Patrice is going to play.”
Guest at the obviously haute couture get together: “Oh, what does the darling boy play?”
Woman of the House: “Mayonnaise.”
Teacher:Welcome to music class, what do you guys play?
Person1: Piano
Person2: gituar
Me: Mayonnaise
😂
Teacher: We need to talk...
Teacher be like: get out
Lol that's stupid, I mean, what the hell is a gituar? 😂
Eron Amha lol
17th century- Violin, Viola, Cello etc
21st century- mayo, cantaloupes, potato, a rubber chicken oh and the caculator
Average UA-camr don't forget the potato
Average UA-camr And the humble Carrot
And the rubber chicken
and the cat(s)
And horseradish
*Ok but why is this person actually really talented.*
Bleach I KNOW!
Yet I can't find the lemon
Bleach here you are again ^_^
So bleach imma go endanger my life while searching how far can r34 go. Wanna join?
Bleach I see you everywhere
and no I won't drink you
Hellmanns better have paid you handsomely for this.
Job interviewer: so do you play any instruments?
Me:yes
Job interviewer: so what do you play?
max lam The mayonnaise
Job Interviewer: I’m sorry what?
Me:A mayonnaise!OK.and DU YU EVEN ENgLISh brUH
when people ruin their comment by saying "oMg ThIs Is ThE mOsT lIkEs IvE gOtTeN eVeR tHaNkS!"
UA-cam in a nutshell
🚫🤥
👌🏾
Hah lol
Haha nice
T2G * at least the weird side of youtube.
Who's your favorite artist?
Me: *mAyO*
Ma-YO! ... As in YO like a gangster sayin hey or just me... ok.. no?
Tony Mayo
Lmao
Lil mayo
Lmaooo
Whoever's the owner of the white Sedan, you left your lights on.
Someone:- What's your favorite musical instrument?
Me:- *_~MAYONNAISE~_*
Snow Lover11
Yes please
Mayonnaise
( ͡° ω ͡°)
Snow Lover11 haha yep
My favorite musical instrument isn’t what you think it is. It’s the OCARINA! Ocarinas are like recorders; no keys, just finger holes, a sound hole and a mouthpiece. Ocarinas come in many different shapes, sizes, and materials. Pendant ocarinas are round in shape and have 4-6 finger holes. The transverse ocarina is the classic ocarina shape. These have 6-12 finger holes. The transverse ocarina uses a linear fingering pattern, so it’s easy for me to remember what notes go with what fingerings.
cellos are cool
ZeldaACFan17 i love ZELDA TOOO!
“He’s probably out cheating right now...”
Him:
Mayonnaise is better than that bitch
@@thefricking5407 lmao fr
@Shubhransh Singh you're fried
If I like your comment will you give me a free burger
...him: at McDonald's... I swear it's not what it looks like!
Squidward: No patrick, Mayonnaise is not an instrument
Flamp: Hold my beer.
Crowwii New trend Hold my beer while I play this mayonnaise
Sure
Patrick now knows everything he needs to know about instruments
*_IS HORSE RADISH AN INSTRUMENT?_*
O wait. SOMEONE MAKE A VID AWNCERING THAT QUESTION ASAP
UnPhayzable ...
IS ONYAN INSTROMANT?
Yes UnPhayzable, Horse radish is an instrument.
No but pickles are