My mother saw these guys in Pittsburgh the summer of '90. They were one of three opening acts that night for Ratt, alongside L.A. Guns and Shotgun Messiah, and apparently Cubicle Riot blew every one of them out of the water. She got to meet the band backstage and got a photo with her, the guitarist, and the drummer. My mom was so cool.
This song got me into playing guitar when I was younger. All of my friends would go around singing "dippin my nuts! In the boss's cup of coffee! Sloshing them aroooouunnddd!" Couldn't go anywhere without hearing this song. Really hits home.
Take my like and subscription. I think these were the guys that opened for the Scorpions in '83 in Virginia just outside of DC. Memory is hazy...could have been the Bullet Boys.
I grew up in a blue collar mill town, pretty much run down by the time I was a teenager in the 80s. I remember my dad was driving me somewhere and this came on the radio, I thought he was going to tell me to turn it off. Instead, he bopped his head along ever so slightly, with a grin and a glint in his eye.
Remember that they opened for Motley Crue in 1985. The Audience went crazy and that pissed Nikki Sixx of. The Lead Singer Ricky Thrash even banged Vince Neil's most favourite Groupie backstage as Motley performed on stage. 😅😅 What a Lad
Ow-ch! Hot and steamy, make it extra creamy Add some sugar and bring it to the big man The boss is pissed, he told you this: "Two creams one sugar, next time listen" but Your ears are ringin', your heart is thumpin' You've made him coffee three times And you need to get a dump in "Yes sir" you say, "I'll make it right away" Back to the break room for the fourth time today (Dip my nuts in the coffee) Dipping my nuts (my nuts) in the boss's cup of coffee (Dip my nuts in the coffee) What a feeling, payback is worth a little pain (Dip my nuts in the coffee) Dipping my nuts (my nuts) in the boss's cup of coffee (Dip my nuts in the coffee) Sloshing them around Again and again In the next day, the boss has something to say Two minutes late from lunch and now he's docking your pay He's gonna write you up, while you bring him a cup Two creams one sugar and you better not screw it up Back to the break room again His assistant gives you a grin Time to unzip, give them a dip This time your nuts are ready for it Dipping my nuts in the boss's cup of coffee What a feeling, payback is worth a little pain (Dip my nuts in the coffee) Dipping my nuts (my nuts) in the boss's cup of coffee (Dip my nuts in the coffee) Sloshing them around Again and again [guitar solo] In the boss's cup of coffee (Dip my nuts in the coffee) What a feeling, payback is worth a little pain (Dip my nuts in the coffee) Dipping my nuts (my nuts) in the boss's cup of coffee (Dip my nuts in the coffee) Sloshing them...
Next time I go on Forza Horizon 5, I'm gonna play this song at full blast while driving my in-game souped-up 1988 Chevy Monte Carlo SS on a highway doing 240 mph! What's special about my in-game Monte Carlo is that it's a recreation of my Hot Wheels Chevy Stocker from the 1999 Criss Cross Crash 5-Pack series! Yeah, I'm gonna cause some road rage in a 1980s NASCAR racer to the sound of this AI-generated song blasting out the stereo!!
Its okay-ish . Its incredible how it makes own songs from its cliche genre points but ... its not something that goes beyond the mediocrity . Its very generic . But still funny and somehow cool .
My old boss use to try and figure out the secret of how his coffee had a hint of fresh glazed donut when I got it for him. He never figured it out or that I was also glazing his wife's donut behind his back.
I remember blasting this in my ‘87 IROC Camaro….
I had a 78 Firebird, but it didn't have a tape player.
Best band, best car if you ask me!!!
This literally sounds like something Steel Panther would come up with. 10/10 👌 would dip again.
Steel panther should do a cover...haha
I think this might have been on the B side to "Death to all but metal"? ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Totally Ratt.
But I hear where you are coming from.
@@originalscottfree metal skool, the underground days lol
@@AftermathInsights Based... Could also be MOD. :D
“Slosh-ing them a rou---nd.
Again and again. “ Genius.
My mother saw these guys in Pittsburgh the summer of '90. They were one of three opening acts that night for Ratt, alongside L.A. Guns and Shotgun Messiah, and apparently Cubicle Riot blew every one of them out of the water. She got to meet the band backstage and got a photo with her, the guitarist, and the drummer. My mom was so cool.
So which one of the guys in Cubicle Riot is your real dad, did she ever tell you?
Jokes aside, love that someone else knows who Shotgun Messiah
Eyy, a shotgun messiah reference 🙌
That's a lie. This is AI
@@vandengrey6912 r/whoosh
seriously make more metal songs like this, this is incredible
Proudly serving Chock Full of Nuts.
😂
The 80s never really died and I am all here for it!
I agree.
"The boss is pissed, he told you this" sounds kind of like a thing Ratt would put in a song.
out on the streets, that's where we'll meet
Yeah this song is very Rattesque
This is musically hilarious you should make more. It uses like every single hair metal cliche and fill-in, solo is pretty good too
Times were incredible 🤘 been there well kinda 86 born
@@Good_Luck_8619except 19, my whole teens in 80s. Awesome. Would trade for 70s though
This song got me into playing guitar when I was younger. All of my friends would go around singing "dippin my nuts! In the boss's cup of coffee! Sloshing them aroooouunnddd!"
Couldn't go anywhere without hearing this song. Really hits home.
This song needs to have constant airplay on Top 40 Radio as soon as possible.
Every day at 7am my Dad cracks open a can of Monster, plays this tune at max volume and mows the lawn. Classic track, love Cubicle Riot 🤘
Now that’s a real 80s metal dad 🤘
So he's been doing this for almost a week now, cool!
@@darkreyule oh wow 🤘
Mows the lawn everyday 😂
I remember seeing these guys back in '79 with Pam Delgado. She was the one who got away, fellas.
Take my like and subscription.
I think these were the guys that opened for the Scorpions in '83 in Virginia just outside of DC. Memory is hazy...could have been the Bullet Boys.
Definitely an 80's metal vibe to it. It's like a mix of Quiet Riot and RATT
I hear a little LA Guns thrown in for good measure! 😉 👌
I can definitely hear Ratt in there.
I can hear that Pearcy Rasp lol, you’re right!
Not to mention a healthy dose of Steel Panther 🤣
I grew up in a blue collar mill town, pretty much run down by the time I was a teenager in the 80s. I remember my dad was driving me somewhere and this came on the radio, I thought he was going to tell me to turn it off. Instead, he bopped his head along ever so slightly, with a grin and a glint in his eye.
Ah, the memories!!! I remember, back in the '90s, when I accidentally saw the bassist through a hotel window boss-cup dipping!!!
Their classic 87 tour with Hairspray Bitch was legendary 🤘
It was the bomb!!!
Remember that they opened for Motley Crue in 1985. The Audience went crazy and that pissed Nikki Sixx of. The Lead Singer Ricky Thrash even banged Vince Neil's most favourite Groupie backstage as Motley performed on stage. 😅😅 What a Lad
The follow up single ...expresso enema...was big in japan
My brain immediately sang "Expresso Enema" to the tune of Tesla's Edison's Medicine...
Ow-ch!
Hot and steamy, make it extra creamy
Add some sugar and bring it to the big man
The boss is pissed, he told you this:
"Two creams one sugar, next time listen" but
Your ears are ringin', your heart is thumpin'
You've made him coffee three times
And you need to get a dump in
"Yes sir" you say, "I'll make it right away"
Back to the break room for the fourth time today
(Dip my nuts in the coffee)
Dipping my nuts (my nuts) in the boss's cup of coffee
(Dip my nuts in the coffee)
What a feeling, payback is worth a little pain
(Dip my nuts in the coffee)
Dipping my nuts (my nuts) in the boss's cup of coffee
(Dip my nuts in the coffee)
Sloshing them around
Again and again
In the next day, the boss has something to say
Two minutes late from lunch and now he's docking your pay
He's gonna write you up, while you bring him a cup
Two creams one sugar and you better not screw it up
Back to the break room again
His assistant gives you a grin
Time to unzip, give them a dip
This time your nuts are ready for it
Dipping my nuts in the boss's cup of coffee
What a feeling, payback is worth a little pain
(Dip my nuts in the coffee)
Dipping my nuts (my nuts) in the boss's cup of coffee
(Dip my nuts in the coffee)
Sloshing them around
Again and again
[guitar solo]
In the boss's cup of coffee
(Dip my nuts in the coffee)
What a feeling, payback is worth a little pain
(Dip my nuts in the coffee)
Dipping my nuts (my nuts) in the boss's cup of coffee
(Dip my nuts in the coffee)
Sloshing them...
I remember the boys rolling up some joints to this before a big party! Shit was wild, long live Cubicle Riot! Stay Heavy 🔥🔥🔥🤟💀
This needs to be on Spotify.
I remember rippin some panama red and these guys opening for Stryper at the Hollywood Bowl '83... 😅
I swear - I've seen these guys before !!😁
I know people in my life who need to hear this. Amazing song! Glad to rediscover this forgotten classic.
Oh! So THATS why when Timmy gets coffee it’s so delicious 😮
Bold of you to assume hair metal bands weren't actually writing stuff like this.
With the exception of The Mentors, not very many 🤣
This is kind of thing they were playing when the tape wasn't rolling Lol
Saw these dudes at the Whiskey on Sunset back in '84. They opened for Cinderella and dipped their nuts on em.
this channel has all the classics!
This is how it ends, one metal parody at a time. First, AI tells us jokes, but later on, the joke will be on us.
I might as well LMAO until then.
It sounds like a RATT B-side and I love it.
Dude, you need to make more hair metal! This is fcking gold! From chorus to solo !!!
"Sloshing them around...again and again" 😂
I'm definitely going to be singing this song tomorrow when I'm having my morning coffee!
Totally awesome song about rad nads!
Best revenge served hot with 2 sugars!
If this is AI. It's a masterpiece
Plot twist: The AI thinks it is a cappuccino machine singing a totally clean song about a frother.
I did it once and got promoted.
Nothing like a hint of 3-day-old ball sweat!
Nice to know you didn't get scolded. I hope you didn't get scalded.
Promoted to customer ! 😂
This better than 99% of Motley Crue's output
From Decade of Decadence forward I agree w/ your comment.
Nowadays yes
Definitely.
Back to eightieeees! Shakin, ass kickin and banging... POISON Sound.
Sounds sweet golden 80s metal 🤘😎
I've been dipping my nuts in my boss's coffee ever since this came out in '85!!!! Rock on!!!! 😝😝😝
Sounds like Poison with Stephen Pearcy instead of Bret Michaels on vocals
I remember being in a MILLER'S OUTPOST and buying a pair of ACID WASHED JEANS and listening to this on my WALKMAN.
We need a video for this one, something like Twisted Sister I Wanna Rock.😅
"What do you wanna do with your life?"
Rocking the coffee into soup with one trick .
This is AMAZING
Too bad Cubicle Riot will never play a live show 😢
:(
They might once hologram technology is prevalent and affordable.
Yeah, Nick Levox and Alex Brif both died on the same day.
Definitely a number one Bizarro World hit in some parallel universe better than ours, way back in 1988 or so!!!😂
Well I hope the coffee was not hot!
Payback is worth a little pain.
Cubicle Riot 🤟🤘
Make more of these 80s rock songs! These are great.
maybe if the coffee is room temperature otherwise i think that would be rather painful
Those lyrics 😂
These guys have some sence of humor LOL
Uh haha humph this is the new spinal tap
Gordon flowers on the way to the next bust
Сколько их было "Бунтов". Райот, Куайет Райот и они. А какие ещё есть Райоты
Next time I go on Forza Horizon 5, I'm gonna play this song at full blast while driving my in-game souped-up 1988 Chevy Monte Carlo SS on a highway doing 240 mph! What's special about my in-game Monte Carlo is that it's a recreation of my Hot Wheels Chevy Stocker from the 1999 Criss Cross Crash 5-Pack series! Yeah, I'm gonna cause some road rage in a 1980s NASCAR racer to the sound of this AI-generated song blasting out the stereo!!
I'd buy the album
So blatantly inspired by Ratt, and the fact that it’s actually good is insane
Its okay-ish . Its incredible how it makes own songs from its cliche genre points but ... its not something that goes beyond the mediocrity . Its very generic .
But still funny and somehow cool .
@@Snyperwolf91 that’s what I meant. It’s not horrible and it holds up to the standards of this genre but it’s not unlistenable like some ai songs are
Brilliant! Just shows you can write a song about anything. Or AI can. Either way, pretty good.
Steel motherfuckin' Panther!
For A.I this is somehow not bad
Dude can you put this on Spotify please?
Boss: **sip, sip, slurp** Mmm... Does this have Hazel's NUTS cream in it?
Double dip baby!!🤘🤘🤘🤘
I can see Steel Panther making a cover of this lmao
I think these guys were on a Bill with Black N Blue and Dangerous Toys in 87. I believe Whitesnake was the headliner
Dropping the Dangerous Toys reference. I'm here for it.
To make it more authentic, the live version should have the lead singer slur some of the words to make him sound a little drunk while singing.
For reference: Megadeth, "No More Mr. Nice Guy"
End of OLD WORLD. Hail New World
The guy with the shades is Nixxi Sixx.
AI is now doing glam metal?
MERCH!!!!!!
What AI did you use to make this and what prompts for musical genre?
My old boss use to try and figure out the secret of how his coffee had a hint of fresh glazed donut when I got it for him. He never figured it out or that I was also glazing his wife's donut behind his back.
Captains log 2024.. AI robots take revenge on 80's hair metal.
I hope all you peeps understand that this song was generated by an AI🤘
It's very well done though!
My favorite AI band so far, lol.
Much better than Motley Crue
From their debut album 'Chock Full o Nuts!"
This song hit #1 on Rick Deez top 40!
Amazing. Put it on spotify
RATT....😮
To my ears, It sounds like a mix of Ratt and Quiet Riot which a pinch of Stryper.
Time to unionize 🤘
not sure if AI also posted these comments
Too bad these guys never really got past opening act status. Saw them open for Def Leppard in 88 and Tesla in 89.
Hope that coffee's not too hot! Nobody wins then!
Payback is worth a little pain.
Thumbs up if you remember the Dregs of Humanity: ua-cam.com/video/Mb8taLoE51g/v-deo.html
I'm hopeful Jason Bateman puts the boys back together.
Were they the ones that Doctor Johnny Fever introduced?
What program / programs are you using ?
Wouldn't that be horrible painful ?
lol nice
udio?
Lmfao 😂
What AI app or software is this??
GTA IV sent me here!
hahahahaha yes!
so everyone is doing this now huh
Steel Panther already exists.
Competition is good !!
What's your point.. What's your point🥳