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  • Опубліковано 8 січ 2018
  • when you are Australian but not Australian

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  • @lcsmdna
    @lcsmdna 3 роки тому +1489

    “What are you, bionic?” “Nonononono... I only like the girls.”

    • @braydenmackinaw689
      @braydenmackinaw689 3 роки тому +58

      That one killed me lmao

    • @6TomCruz6
      @6TomCruz6 3 роки тому +52

      Thanks anyways 🤣

    • @hiighway7570
      @hiighway7570 3 роки тому +13

      @Tom Cruz .. Next scene of man who lost his goat

    • @hindugoat2302
      @hindugoat2302 2 роки тому +6

      @@hiighway7570 what kind of goat?

    • @hiighway7570
      @hiighway7570 2 роки тому +3

      @Hindu Goat..
      Goat Type: Hindu 🙃

  • @somebuddyX
    @somebuddyX 2 роки тому +542

    lol, come to Western Sydney and he does sound Australian.

    • @stevenodonnell9934
      @stevenodonnell9934 2 роки тому +7

      Hoodooos!

    • @TM686K
      @TM686K 2 роки тому +12

      Would have been sold if he had a Bulldogs supporter jersey on lol.

    • @Sqweekyy
      @Sqweekyy 2 роки тому +1

      South West maybe.

    • @Euro187
      @Euro187 2 роки тому +5

      No mate 🤣 not even Australian,,,, maybe Lebanon yeah but not Australia,,,,,

    • @tiggakayz
      @tiggakayz 2 роки тому

      He'll fit in just fine anywhere before the bridge

  • @6TomCruz6
    @6TomCruz6 3 роки тому +116

    "Could you atleast change the station" changes it to something more middle eastern or more foreign 😂

    • @805livin4
      @805livin4 2 роки тому +3

      That scene always cracks me up 🤣🤣

  • @Chuckerson100
    @Chuckerson100 4 роки тому +368

    Haulf Haustralian Haulf Mount Everest. Lol

  • @yaboishrek2604
    @yaboishrek2604 3 роки тому +322

    I just noticed, if you look at the bottom right corner at 2:35, you can still see the dude that got pretzeled, and even better instead of helping him everyone is just gathered around just kinda observing and admiring him

    • @Pulang_Diwa
      @Pulang_Diwa 3 роки тому +13

      Hahahaha. I still couldn't tell if the actor really do that stunt or it was a special effect.

    • @yaboishrek2604
      @yaboishrek2604 3 роки тому +12

      @@Pulang_Diwa I saw on an extra behind the scenes that it was a real dude getting pretzeled but it wasn’t the actors you see on screen. They just added there face over the stunt guy. He shows up on a cameo in the meeting when we meet the walbridge guy (the bad guy of the movie). I believe he was the guy to the right of the dude that says that hummus is a “very tasty...diarrhea like substance” I believe is what he said. And if I remember correctly, he was a young looking dark haired American dude

    • @jayson7627
      @jayson7627 2 роки тому +1

      No no no no. 😁

    • @nick56677
      @nick56677 11 місяців тому

      Lmfao thanks for pointing that out. I never noticed that until now and I've seen this movie a lot of times. Hilarious

  • @zt1788
    @zt1788 2 роки тому +652

    As someone who is full Australian, I can attest that this is indeed the exact accent all the half Australian half Mount Everest kids I grew up with. I'll never forget all the Sabich and Jachnun we would eat together.

    • @nobuzzlitebeer7258
      @nobuzzlitebeer7258 2 роки тому +4

      Did this just pop up in your recommendations too?

    • @OldFellaDave
      @OldFellaDave 2 роки тому +9

      It did in mine, but we have crappy internet here near Mt Everest outside of Dapto ... so it takes a while ...

    • @radovanprstojevic1060
      @radovanprstojevic1060 2 роки тому +3

      I'm so glad you got rid of the apartheid

    • @FM-dm8xj
      @FM-dm8xj 2 роки тому +2

      As someone who is also full australian, i can attest to the accuracy of this statement.

    • @alexandrajablon4190
      @alexandrajablon4190 2 роки тому +1

      JACHNUN😭

  • @mattfake8634
    @mattfake8634 2 роки тому +147

    Criminally underrated movie.

    • @krishanuA
      @krishanuA 2 роки тому +3

      You may be Mr Fake, but your comment is completely true!

    • @aftabkhann2314
      @aftabkhann2314 2 роки тому +1

      What the movies name

    • @theidler69
      @theidler69 2 роки тому +10

      @@aftabkhann2314 you don't mess with the zohan

  • @nimbusflamel8844
    @nimbusflamel8844 Рік тому +29

    "you do not want to be throwing bicycles" just everything about his approach is perfect

    • @chillkitty5172
      @chillkitty5172 Рік тому +2

      One night I walked out o a bar to see a massive angry drunk man throwing my bicycle. I now always lock my bicycle.

  • @kathytukavkin2522
    @kathytukavkin2522 3 роки тому +122

    Rob Schneider is always hilarious

  • @coia7893
    @coia7893 Рік тому +28

    I love Zohan's straight, no-nonsense perspective; it's as if he was groomed from the very beginning to become a killing machine and doesn't understand what normal living is like, and we see him try to adjust and blend in, which is conspicuously awkward at best, and that's what makes it even funnier.

  • @jamesbarratt593
    @jamesbarratt593 3 роки тому +168

    this movie requires watching more than once. the jokes are plentiful and first time round I obviously missed loads.

    • @julienneangelocarpo2229
      @julienneangelocarpo2229 2 роки тому +2

      Bach in the days where he just did something random but it just worked I'm dying just remembering all the funny quirks. A the good ol carefree days

    • @chimastudios
      @chimastudios Рік тому

      @@julienneangelocarpo2229 can't try that nowadays eh?

    • @Poseidon650
      @Poseidon650 Рік тому +1

      hah.. missed loads..

  • @DDarkness
    @DDarkness 3 роки тому +117

    I almost fell out of my chair when I heard half Australian half Mt. Everest

  • @MrMaKeMeDiNnEr
    @MrMaKeMeDiNnEr 2 роки тому +14

    "What are you bionic?"
    "No no no no no i only like the girls, thanks anyways"😂😂😂

  • @peterjarnes25
    @peterjarnes25 2 роки тому +53

    I no sleep, I no see World Series of poker. I'm dead! Rob is genius!

    • @nick56677
      @nick56677 2 роки тому +2

      Ppl forget how popular WSOP was at midnight and early AM in 2007-2009.

  • @azazel5701
    @azazel5701 2 роки тому +9

    Guy: where are you from
    Zohan: (coughs up flem) khaustralia
    Guy: really, you sound middle eastern
    Zohan: no no no similar accent, khhangarooo

  • @Scradleyellis
    @Scradleyellis Рік тому +13

    I was 11 when this came out. So many of these jokes went over my head 😂

  • @enzi42
    @enzi42 Рік тому +17

    one of his best movies and no one mentions this one.

    • @enzi42
      @enzi42 Рік тому +2

      HANGerOO See?

    • @andyserkiz3384
      @andyserkiz3384 8 місяців тому +1

      That's because the core Sander's audience don't recognize this one. This is more a guilty pleasure type of movie.

  • @falafel2964
    @falafel2964 3 роки тому +513

    Dude's Mom: Australia, it must be really nice out there since they got rid of the *Apartheid*
    Zohan: Oh yes, the weather is much *cooler*
    I love how both of them don't know what the hell are they talking about.

    • @dani9082
      @dani9082 3 роки тому +13

      OMG i just noticed this line for the first time! it is so funny

    • @welcometolife4237
      @welcometolife4237 3 роки тому +1

      Lol

    • @nadiashireensiddiqi
      @nadiashireensiddiqi 3 роки тому +3

      But they do, the rest of us don’t

    • @danielquinn9
      @danielquinn9 3 роки тому +4

      Mate I'm Aussie and don't even know what Apartheid means.

    • @onthewattle
      @onthewattle 3 роки тому +8

      @@danielquinn9 search Apartheid South Africa mate. From a Victorian Aussie

  • @McGregorsPlumbingandHeating
    @McGregorsPlumbingandHeating 3 роки тому +17

    -"Woah, are you bionic?"
    -"nonononoO, I only like the girls"
    😂

  • @sergeiarlovski
    @sergeiarlovski 2 роки тому +28

    This guy is straight out of Bankstown.

    • @s.a.1834
      @s.a.1834 2 роки тому

      🤣🤣🤣💯💯💯

  • @eltonyescas5425
    @eltonyescas5425 2 роки тому +35

    This is one of the most serious roles Nick Swardson has done. That and as the store employee in Click. Most of the roles Swardson has done have him being very kooky and eccentric.

  • @Thatshowitsdone619
    @Thatshowitsdone619 2 роки тому +5

    "Salami, bologna, applesauce!" 🤣🤣🤣

  • @JagTheRipper
    @JagTheRipper 2 роки тому +18

    Smell it, smellt it, smell it, smell it, now take it. XD

  • @chichan8424
    @chichan8424 2 роки тому +20

    My main complain is the misrepresentation of the affordability of apartments in NYC in this clip

  • @eastsideog2054
    @eastsideog2054 3 роки тому +57

    Rob Schneider's dope asf

    • @hughmcnamara1790
      @hughmcnamara1790 3 роки тому +8

      Rob Schneider is a stapler

    • @eltonyescas5425
      @eltonyescas5425 2 роки тому +4

      I felt that Rob Schneider looked kinda unrecognizable. Same with Adam Sandler. Though Schneider is more known for playing those kinds of roles than Sandler is. I think this is the only time Adam Sandler played a role where he looks unrecognizable. But they were both great in the movie. And all the other films they did together.

    • @UnjustifiedRecs
      @UnjustifiedRecs 2 роки тому +4

      Hi Rob Schneiders only fan, how are you?

    • @eastsideog2054
      @eastsideog2054 2 роки тому +1

      @@UnjustifiedRecs hi fcukface..better than ur toxic life..ginger..

    • @jayreynolds57
      @jayreynolds57 2 роки тому +1

      @@UnjustifiedRecs this is his mums account

  • @JC-nd5ye
    @JC-nd5ye 2 роки тому +23

    I fucking love this movie bro🤣🤣🤣

  • @harryhonsoo3255
    @harryhonsoo3255 2 роки тому +25

    This is movie made it right under the line before movies turned to shit.

  • @KyloBeto
    @KyloBeto 2 роки тому +11

    What are you? Bionic?
    No no no,I only like the girls. I bet Sandler 100 percent made that moment.

  • @drumboarder1
    @drumboarder1 3 роки тому +13

    Most of these lines must have gone over my head when I watched this

  • @adjone
    @adjone 2 роки тому +6

    "Apple who?!" 😂😂

  • @Wanderer1991
    @Wanderer1991 2 роки тому +16

    2:50 always get me😂

  • @zareeftashfique8168
    @zareeftashfique8168 2 роки тому +6

    australia gets rid of apartheid
    Zohan: "Oh YES!! the weather is much cooler"

  • @AdilParray
    @AdilParray 2 роки тому +7

    "smell it smell it smell it.. now take it"
    That sounds like me with my.... ahmmm..

  • @Lawer7
    @Lawer7 2 роки тому +6

    2:09 measuring his junk lol

    • @nocomment892
      @nocomment892 2 роки тому +1

      if you listen closely he's adjusting it like a chiropractor

  • @husanabdul-fattah1181
    @husanabdul-fattah1181 2 роки тому +5

    "No no no no no no know i only like the girls"

  • @edraith
    @edraith 2 роки тому +4

    what's this masterpiece

  • @adams546
    @adams546 2 роки тому +4

    I love the part when he's fixing his duck lol

  • @Teriyaki92217
    @Teriyaki92217 2 роки тому +3

    Khalf khaustralian 🔥🔥🔥

  • @dopamineee3715
    @dopamineee3715 3 роки тому +33

    Oh yes, the weather is much cooler 😆

  • @johanrossouw6432
    @johanrossouw6432 4 місяці тому

    2:38 - "Whose logsieb do I have to schlug?!"
    Gets me everytime. 😂

  • @pickzkickz
    @pickzkickz Рік тому +2

    I'd love to see the behind the scenes on those foot uppercuts.

  • @aybgreg6748
    @aybgreg6748 Рік тому

    Hilarious 😂...Rob Schneider is also hilarious as the guy Zohan confiscated the goat 🐐 from 🤣

  • @fleperd7021
    @fleperd7021 2 роки тому +1

    the scene of the guy in the taxi is amazing

  • @bruxyb
    @bruxyb 2 роки тому +4

    Gotta love the Zoltan x

  • @muneebbhat3928
    @muneebbhat3928 2 роки тому +3

    Stay away from my business, mustafa 😂😂

  • @dallassaavedra7471
    @dallassaavedra7471 3 роки тому +15

    2:53 iTs bULL-sHAlaHaH!!!

  • @themasterofcommentsandrese4351
    @themasterofcommentsandrese4351 9 місяців тому +1

    1:14 the only person who can perfect such a human pretzel is Lori loud!

  • @zacherydewey3866
    @zacherydewey3866 Рік тому +1

    You said you wanted pretzel smell it shell it now take it 🤣

  • @fahadbaloch8442
    @fahadbaloch8442 2 роки тому +3

    Genius

  • @billvinsmoke3498
    @billvinsmoke3498 Рік тому

    "Mustafa" got me hahaha

  • @1sexy30
    @1sexy30 2 роки тому +2

    Best movie scene ever.

  • @ILIK3HATERZ
    @ILIK3HATERZ 3 роки тому +6

    Want some chickens........no no no no....i fix for you

  • @anthonyorduno9634
    @anthonyorduno9634 2 роки тому +11

    Funny as hell 👍

  • @1sexy30
    @1sexy30 2 роки тому +1

    my fave part when he fixs van and doesnt charge.

  • @Rizzy_K
    @Rizzy_K 2 роки тому +1

    Half Mount Everest.

  • @braydenmackinaw689
    @braydenmackinaw689 3 роки тому +28

    Adam is extremely handsome in this film

  • @sirjohnmara
    @sirjohnmara Рік тому +1

    The NOBEL Peace Prize to Adam Sandler! I was in a VHS-store in Tel Aviv and they only had this movie. 157 copies of it...

  • @yndraism
    @yndraism 7 місяців тому

    Hihihi! "Be nice! He could be a terrorist."

  • @itsmohitkhudotiya
    @itsmohitkhudotiya Рік тому

    salami baloney applesauce with the hand gesture lmao

  • @adharshmanikoth3381
    @adharshmanikoth3381 3 роки тому +33

    What are you bionic?
    No i just like the girls

    • @6TomCruz6
      @6TomCruz6 3 роки тому +1

      Thanks anyways

    • @Castlecoke
      @Castlecoke 3 роки тому

      He thought he meant bisexual.

  • @mikejohnson9118
    @mikejohnson9118 2 роки тому +2

    Ya know in a nice way, she is a "Good mom".

  • @laishraminaobakhuman2458
    @laishraminaobakhuman2458 2 роки тому +1

    Full video please bro

  • @DanielBankerOfficial
    @DanielBankerOfficial 2 роки тому +1

    סלאמי בולוני אפל סוס חחחחח גדול!
    אין על זוהאן! מזל טוב סנדלר! ❤️🤟

  • @guywhousesapseudonymonyout4272

    Why is he just leaving the bicycle there? It can still be fixed.

  • @danellboy5757
    @danellboy5757 Рік тому +2

    Lesson of the story and 99% of movies: Violence solves everything.

  • @craighumphries7761
    @craighumphries7761 2 роки тому +1

    Come to Perth they're everywhere

  • @deanomontano
    @deanomontano 6 місяців тому

    What are you bionic 😂😂 I use this line all the time

  • @DamanKingBear
    @DamanKingBear 2 роки тому +3

    Almost Oscar Nominee Adam Sandler🤣

  • @agentjproductions3718
    @agentjproductions3718 2 роки тому +2

    KHalf Mount everest 🤣🤣🤣

  • @hhdgdhum
    @hhdgdhum 2 роки тому +4

    I ❤️ this movie 😁

  • @johngate4715
    @johngate4715 2 роки тому

    "yes its the feet, its the feet uppercut!"
    "SLAMI< BOLOGNA< APPLESAUSE"

  • @davegoldspink5354
    @davegoldspink5354 Рік тому +1

    😂🤣😂 As an Aussie I can tell you where I’m from people sound very different to this fella I’m guessing he’s from Western Sydney or maybe Melbourne. 😂🤣😂

  • @bttp011
    @bttp011 3 роки тому +2

    Scrappy have another knedlach

  • @jeromehuntington3962
    @jeromehuntington3962 2 роки тому

    Paul Mitchell is The God of Hair.

  • @thomasbarton1050
    @thomasbarton1050 2 роки тому

    I looooove this mmoooooooovieeeeee

  • @Lijaskurzeme
    @Lijaskurzeme 5 років тому +41

    1:25 It's all beseder xD..I only like the girls...
    2:10 I am *HAUSTRALIAN* xD

  • @Bxdarealest
    @Bxdarealest 3 роки тому +24

    I’m not bionic, I only like the girls haha

  • @uncletomscabin2073
    @uncletomscabin2073 2 роки тому +1

    Australia they just made that name up.

  • @anakinyork5249
    @anakinyork5249 Рік тому

    “It’s bullshlacka..”

  • @adam8822
    @adam8822 2 роки тому +3

    hahahahaha good one mate

  • @northernbrother1258
    @northernbrother1258 Рік тому +1

    I love Borat!

  • @willrandolph1301
    @willrandolph1301 11 місяців тому

    You do not want to be throwing bicycles.

  • @Anonymous-wt2jn
    @Anonymous-wt2jn 2 роки тому +1

    movie name?

  • @samirihamd874
    @samirihamd874 2 роки тому

    The Salami part of Kazakhstan.

  • @gabegonzalez5055
    @gabegonzalez5055 Рік тому

    I love how he said Bull Shlaha

  • @syedhaider1675
    @syedhaider1675 2 роки тому

    "it's bull shlakha"

  • @verticalstance
    @verticalstance 2 роки тому +1

    bro the mom in this movie was so fucking fine to me as a kid

  • @krispynah6043
    @krispynah6043 2 роки тому +6

    @2:09 so funny

  • @infamoustop1029
    @infamoustop1029 2 роки тому +1

    whats this movie

  • @joezunenet
    @joezunenet Рік тому

    2:09 - classic

  • @pickzkickz
    @pickzkickz Рік тому +1

    Its H'Australian....lol.

  • @deathwaiting9931
    @deathwaiting9931 2 роки тому

    The poster cutted the best scene. Lol.

  • @Cruz_Mckenzye
    @Cruz_Mckenzye Рік тому

    I love this movie

  • @Anubhav04011986
    @Anubhav04011986 2 роки тому +2

    Khaangaroo😀😂

  • @monzon529
    @monzon529 2 роки тому +2

    Hahaha i only like the girls. That line always gets me hahahah

  • @hansolo1367
    @hansolo1367 2 роки тому +1

    for freeee....eeeeeee.....

  • @1sexy30
    @1sexy30 2 роки тому

    apple sauce. hahahaha.

  • @r.c.j6358
    @r.c.j6358 2 роки тому

    Half Hostrailian half Mount Everest !!!

  • @kylemessicktiedyecollector5690
    @kylemessicktiedyecollector5690 3 роки тому +5

    Half Australian. Haulf Australian. Haulf Paul Mitchell. And Haulf Megaware Australian Man.

  • @tzgaming1520
    @tzgaming1520 2 роки тому +1

    Mostafa LMFAO