Lucy Pyre is for me, the definitive definition for "guilty pleasure" no matter how good the video is, you can't avoid the feeling of shame upon yourself.
"I'm not innocent, I've been on the internet longer than this girl has been alive!" Lucy: *starts singing cringe song about ERP* Asmongold: "WHAT IS HAPPENING?!" This is why she called you innocent, Zack.
"I'm not innocent! I've been on the internet longer than this girl has been alive." The song she made starts playing and he starts reacting to it like a little old lady
(while doing expert dungeon level 90) friend: why didnt you pop passage of arms when you have no other mitigation me: what that? friend: the mitigation with the angel wings thingy me: that a skill? i thought it was only in a cutscene by catboy friend: you have been level 90 PLD for a while now. have you done ALL of your role quests me: well. shit
@@ArchieGamez It was pretty cringy... but that is a western perspective. Japanese Culture is extremely sexually accepting. In Japan it's even socially acceptable to cheat on your spouse. This is because Japanese people do not recognize sex work as being intimate.
Lucy Pyre is an underappreciated gem. The greatest treasure of XIV. (Also, don't take her too seriously, she posts cringe content specifically to make you cringe)
both clout-chase and spewing the same as the other streamers, it's been a constant over the last few months(honestly and mostly since the huge wowfugee crisis)
"Is it really that bad?" I had a tank that pulled only 1 group at a time. Since it was at a lvl 60 dungeon, you might be thinking "hey must be new, no biggie", right? Me too. Well, then I started getting aggro just AOEing mobs, but the tank's stance was on. Other members were confused too. Turns out, the tank does not AOE, and he told us himself by chatting "other tanks do that, but that's not my style"... The best part, he has a lvl 90 GNB and PLD, nothing else.
@@Targetdh It would mostly come down to how they respond if anyone says anything. If a DPS or healer points out that the party is pulling aggro and the tank responded by being a dick about it, that could get them banned. But just saying "aoe isn't my style" and leaving it at that, a report wouldn't go anywhere.
been watching lucy's FF14 videos since she started and she's hilarious. always had the impression that the FF14 community all know about her. our degenerate queen.
I loved Lucy's video, the first thought was " Asmongold must see this" couse she's insane and apperently a great singer to boot! And the tank video is fun as well, she knows how to keep things going hard heh.
@@lajkathespacedog Cringe is her trademark. It's partially what makes her so funny, because she takes risks... Very few does now because it's so easy to get canceled.
lucy is perhaps one of the top 5 vtubers imo her comedy and script writing for this video are amazing. her voice fits it perfectly and has the 2000s internet humour 24/7. she's like in her late 20s given the references so probably closer than asmon thinks
@@damgful quirky words like zoomer or twitch chat lingo does not equate nor cover to "90s/2000s internet humour" and the collective personality old millenials have from that.
Lucy Pyre is really brilliant and talented. Seriously, she has the best satires for the gaming community. Regardless if it's your taste, you can't deny the entertainment.
I really miss having sword oath and shield oath on PLD. I feel like there was more to minmaxing your rotation when you had to figure out when you could afford to drop tank stance for more dps.
4:15 "You wanted to show that innocent little man how you write lewd shit for virtual currency?!" "I.. So alright number one.."*scrathes his neckbeard*
Lucy is one of those creators that has a legendary status within the community, but doesn’t see a ton of attention outside of this (although I say this as someone who got into the game because of her videos), so I’m glad to see her getting the recognition she deserves. Demon is funny as fuck.
"React Andy!" Asmon, you lucky bastard. You just discovered Goddess Pyre and already she has given you your true name. Some of us will never know such emotional and spiritual fulfillment so please be worthy.
I feel like Balmung is the only place where Limsa isn't where the ERPer's don't hang out. But I think a big part of that is because there's so many of them that the Limsa aetherite plaza is too small to contain all of them. So instead they meet in Quicksands. On the plus side, the Limsa aerherite plaza is a wholesome place where people play instruments and do cute dances.
Paladin job in Final Fantasy XI the other online Final Fantasy game. Was also able to use a 2 handed Sword like Dark Knight. So I don't understand why PLD can't use 2 handed swords in FFXIV. Oh well maybe someday they'll add that ability to PLD. Final Fantasy XI has a lot of stuff that I would to see in FFXIV. Warrior for instance was able to dual wield axes or swords when their sub job was Ninja. I would like to see that in FFXIV in some way or form.
My friend from maplestory was like “You should play FF” so like we get on at like 2am, he’s showing me around and like an hour later he’s like “yeah man, it’s getting late, I just gotta show you one more thing” and he leads me around the city… to a bunch of npcs dancing and just logs out
Limsa Lomansa being in the background unmodded during the song portion is icing on the cake for this video LOL. If you know what he's showin off, then you know.
It's hilarious when the sprouts on crystal Datacenter put up a 20 by 20 man spear wall to keep people from aether and primal out literally just because of Balmung. xD
"The reason why I don't use this ability is .. that I forgot what key it was bound to, so I just stopped using it about a year ago" ... loled so hard. But I can really feel that problem in FFXIV :)
That is in the balance which is a level of 90 alliance of raid final boss and she just totally changed the lyrics to it but just with the same beaten tone
I hate DPS pulling because it messes up the flow of the run, if I pull the crap runs at me, when they pull I have to chase it down from them as normally when theDPS pulls they think they are helping but are too f-ing stupid to bring the stuff to me
The beard of Peace and happiness . Holy hot shit 🤣🤣🤣🤣 *You might want to add a motion detector to your front porch light also 🤣🤣🤣 *Anybody else find themselves starting to dance along about halfway through the song 🤣
Literally had a DD who refused to DPS when we pulled Big cause he "didn´t want to rush the Dungeon"....well he left after the First Boss after sitting on the Ground for around 8 Min.
Goddammit, I recognize the Limsa during her song, it's my old server. The chad Roe is Limsa Lomansa, he would always be standing there, silently, but he's NEVER afk status.
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“If you looked at all the dragons, hraesvelgr was the most attractive one” that is a sentence we heard today
Could’ve just said he looks cooler lmao
That is a sentence we have heard many times before
Tbh it’s vrtra for me 🤷🏻♀️
@@SniperKing-O bahamut is hotter, he is like the gigachad of dragons
@@RodrigoOliveira-tc5fv no you are clearly the hottest xoxo
Lucy Pyre is for me, the definitive definition for "guilty pleasure"
no matter how good the video is, you can't avoid the feeling of shame upon yourself.
Fucking spot on
tier 3 sub i take it?
you need to revoke that profile pic, what a shame.
I can't take the voice it's so strange...
Your profile pic is Chad bobobo-bo bo-bobo. I love it.
"I'm not innocent, I've been on the internet longer than this girl has been alive!"
Lucy: *starts singing cringe song about ERP*
Asmongold: "WHAT IS HAPPENING?!"
This is why she called you innocent, Zack.
Lucy Pyre calls "Asmon an innocent little man"
Asmon "I've never been so offended in my entire life"
I'm 2m, so I use the "little man" a LOT to insult short betas. :p
@@FrogGuru the audacity.
@@sirskorge Any askers?
the first and only time I have seen the man be offended.
@@FrogGuru Hope you aren’t believing this. Pretty sure 4chan is worse
"I'm not innocent! I've been on the internet longer than this girl has been alive." The song she made starts playing and he starts reacting to it like a little old lady
Damn furries, just when asmon think he's seen everything.
"The reason I don't use that ability is because I forgot what key to press"
Yup. That's a tank.
(while doing expert dungeon level 90)
friend: why didnt you pop passage of arms when you have no other mitigation
me: what that?
friend: the mitigation with the angel wings thingy
me: that a skill? i thought it was only in a cutscene by catboy
friend: you have been level 90 PLD for a while now. have you done ALL of your role quests
me: well. shit
@@greggreyes6869 LOL
I haven't played my GNB in like 6 months. I've honestly probably forgotten where any of my buttons are.
He then denies that he, as a warrior, is all bunga and no brains.
@@katarh
that is a lie from the devil and they're going to unga bunga hell
Yoshida: “please don’t share modded screenshots under offical tags, it misrepresents the game.”
Also Yoshida: *tells a cosplayer to step on him*
He only got forced to say those things by PR :3
I mean tbf the cosplayer is vanila and not modded xd
BASED AF
@@Aviiven That is exactly what I meant lolz
@@ArchieGamez It was pretty cringy... but that is a western perspective. Japanese Culture is extremely sexually accepting. In Japan it's even socially acceptable to cheat on your spouse. This is because Japanese people do not recognize sex work as being intimate.
“Why’s a lalafelle on there?”
Asmon- “can we please not go through this again”
Ngl as someone who never ever played ff14. Seeing this was like ".. so this is why the homies are addicted to ff14.. it all make sense now".
Lucy Pyre is an underappreciated gem.
The greatest treasure of XIV.
(Also, don't take her too seriously, she posts cringe content specifically to make you cringe)
Lucy's channel has grown exponentially in the last months. I wonder how many more subs this video will get her.
sub count Andy
both clout-chase and spewing the same as the other streamers, it's been a constant over the last few months(honestly and mostly since the huge wowfugee crisis)
At least one.
She streams on twitch also
Lucy is great. Some would say too powerful even.
"Is it really that bad?"
I had a tank that pulled only 1 group at a time. Since it was at a lvl 60 dungeon, you might be thinking "hey must be new, no biggie", right? Me too. Well, then I started getting aggro just AOEing mobs, but the tank's stance was on. Other members were confused too. Turns out, the tank does not AOE, and he told us himself by chatting "other tanks do that, but that's not my style"... The best part, he has a lvl 90 GNB and PLD, nothing else.
I had A tank. So one tank? Gotcha
@@ramsez_r ????? Yes? There's only 1 tank in a normal 4-man dungeon.
starks differences of west & east of the world... ppl who want to waste ppl's time vs ppl who respects ppl's time. lol
As a wow player I can't imagine a tank saying that, like... That should be baneable, right?
@@Targetdh It would mostly come down to how they respond if anyone says anything. If a DPS or healer points out that the party is pulling aggro and the tank responded by being a dick about it, that could get them banned. But just saying "aoe isn't my style" and leaving it at that, a report wouldn't go anywhere.
That entire song was two minutes of Lucy proving Asmon is, in fact, purer than he thought he was XD
Lucy sacrificed 20 McNuggies to have Asmon react, and it paid off.
been watching lucy's FF14 videos since she started and she's hilarious. always had the impression that the FF14 community all know about her. our degenerate queen.
well, degenerate queen of the game anyway
Never heard of this girl before. Now I feel like I have wasted my life.
She's hilarious.
💯
She's pretty new and in an unusual twist of fate asmon boosted mis shaped chair who boosted Lucy and now asmon is boosting Lucy directly lol.
I love Lucy. She's hilarious
Good show. Never watched.
Her voice is so cringe I truly pity her
Sounds like a weeb so I automatically dislike her
Well, she certainly ain't Amy Schumer
Cringe af
Now imagine what will be in Asmon's head when he will reach the last Aglaia boss for the first time.
This song sounds familiar
that would be in 2023 with his current pace
He prolly will forget by then lmao.
Omggg I never even thought of that XD oh that’ll be something to see
@@Loxly-ti4sqnaive fool
The fact she took the final boss song of the new raid (amazing song btw) for her own use had me dying of laughter while being equally impressed
I was waiting on him to finally notice Lucy she's awesome
I loved Lucy's video, the first thought was " Asmongold must see this" couse she's insane and apperently a great singer to boot!
And the tank video is fun as well, she knows how to keep things going hard heh.
Oh myyyyyy
Lmao, Asmon’s reaction to Lucy just bursting into song was priceless.
"people who play hrotghar a 100% furrys"
*me who plays a hrotghar and a tauren in WoW*
fuck
I like hrothgar and Tauren simply cause they look cool lol I don’t want to be them in real life
Hey hey hey.
Leave Tauren out of this.
Sus
Taurean is the one furry race you get a pass for.
@@JamesW609 furry in denial
Asmon into dragons confirmed again
Asmon gets cucked by dragon dildos
Lucy is legit, the only thing that hold back her power is the algorithm not liking her using real words.
Also holding her back is the cringe fake voice she puts on, and roleplaying as a jpg.
@@lajkathespacedog I can't take that voice seriously either.
@@merchant69420 now thats some strong copium youre huffing
@@lajkathespacedog Cringe is her trademark. It's partially what makes her so funny, because she takes risks... Very few does now because it's so easy to get canceled.
Lucy has some of the best FFXIV content out there. Definitely up there with Larryzaur and Drakgamenstein
I am so glad you watched Lucy Pyre! She is so good.
I've been waiting for this day!
@@HoloTWWOriginal Thats the best Part
@@HoloTWWOriginal That... seems to be the point
@@HoloTWWOriginal Calling things cringe is pretty cringe tbh.
@@HoloTWWOriginal I've seen you commenting on this channel before with bait comments, get out of here with this shit.
This made me so happy. I've been waiting for him to react to pretty much any Lucy Pyre video.
lucy is perhaps one of the top 5 vtubers imo
her comedy and script writing for this video are amazing. her voice fits it perfectly and has the 2000s internet humour 24/7. she's like in her late 20s given the references so probably closer than asmon thinks
@@damgful Exactly, you nailed it! You come off as a very enjoyable person to hang around with, one some could say a socialite. Must have many friends.
@@damgful quirky words like zoomer or twitch chat lingo does not equate nor cover to "90s/2000s internet humour" and the collective personality old millenials have from that.
Asmon: I've been degenerate longer than you've been alive
Lucy: Oh coomers bless this land
Asmon: :O
This video brought tears to my eyes. I was legit dying of laughter looking at Asmongold's reaction.
Wow...that girl is SO talented. She sings very well and that video is epic!
' FFXIV players know where they draw the line.
And it's right in the middle of fucking nowhere.'
That's just excellent.
Lucy Pyre is really brilliant and talented. Seriously, she has the best satires for the gaming community. Regardless if it's your taste, you can't deny the entertainment.
I really miss having sword oath and shield oath on PLD. I feel like there was more to minmaxing your rotation when you had to figure out when you could afford to drop tank stance for more dps.
You want to be a walking degen repellent? Pick a Dragoon, wear the armor. They will assume you're a degen for playing Dragoon already.
As an Au Ra that mains DRG....umm I don't believe this worked. Lol I have definitely attracted a moderate level of degen.
4:15
"You wanted to show that innocent little man how you write lewd shit for virtual currency?!"
"I.. So alright number one.."*scrathes his neckbeard*
1 minute in..... all of my life decisions led me to this fucking video.
yeah, no regrets.
Dante is indeed the coolest. Yes I play Dark Knight.
Asmongold speechless and covering his eyes. Never thought I'd see that.
Lucy is one of those creators that has a legendary status within the community, but doesn’t see a ton of attention outside of this (although I say this as someone who got into the game because of her videos), so I’m glad to see her getting the recognition she deserves. Demon is funny as fuck.
Lucy legit has a good singing voice.
she has a really good singing voice tbh
00:26 - AHAHAHA - i literally bought that mouse-pad for my best friend just to see her confused face on christmas XDDDDD
"React Andy!" Asmon, you lucky bastard. You just discovered Goddess Pyre and already she has given you your true name. Some of us will never know such emotional and spiritual fulfillment so please be worthy.
He has been for years though. So many react videos... XD
This is some crazy shit. She pretends to be a jpg bro. She wont sleep with you.
@@lajkathespacedog Welcome to the world of vtubers...
"A normal person would not do this" goddamn spot on
"You always wanna pull more mobs!"
Exception: the first room of Aurum Vale.
Cowardly. Shameful display.
@@intensellylit4100 - I've seen so many tanks die thinking they can wall-pull that room, lol.
It's good to see Lucy get some exposure, she makes awesome content and actually has a great voice for singing...even if the lyrics are a bit cringe 😂
She is cringe, but she is free!
Lucy is adorable and hilarious and we will watch every video she posts.
I recall Asmon hating on gaming chairs, but now he has become a racer too
OTK is sponsored by Razer now. They sent him the chair.
6:09 emotional damage
I feel like Balmung is the only place where Limsa isn't where the ERPer's don't hang out. But I think a big part of that is because there's so many of them that the Limsa aetherite plaza is too small to contain all of them. So instead they meet in Quicksands. On the plus side, the Limsa aerherite plaza is a wholesome place where people play instruments and do cute dances.
I’m glad he enjoyed Lucy’s stuff. She’s a cultured icon
Paladin job in Final Fantasy XI the other online Final Fantasy game. Was also able to use a 2 handed Sword like Dark Knight. So I don't understand why PLD can't use 2 handed swords in FFXIV. Oh well maybe someday they'll add that ability to PLD. Final Fantasy XI has a lot of stuff that I would to see in FFXIV. Warrior for instance was able to dual wield axes or swords when their sub job was Ninja. I would like to see that in FFXIV in some way or form.
She's calling people out so savagely, I love it.
Yooo at 10:00 that pale Roe in the back is Limsa Lomansa! Local cryptid!
Glad you discovered Lucy. She's wicked funny, every time. Humor sharp enough to cut yourself on.
“What the Fuck? Is this a normal video”
Sorta, she usually does a crappy rap, rarely does she have a full dance number ready and waiting.
I love Lucy Pyre. She’s literally Chaos
You can see the exact moment in Asmons eyes when he fell in love with her. He also follows her on twitter now. Go get her champ
xD and a little while later it's on youtube.. that little innocent asmongold man...
This girl has a great voice and this was weird and hilarious. Love it.
My friend from maplestory was like “You should play FF” so like we get on at like 2am, he’s showing me around and like an hour later he’s like “yeah man, it’s getting late, I just gotta show you one more thing” and he leads me around the city… to a bunch of npcs dancing and just logs out
10:50 he actually leans forward ready to pause the video in fear of getting twitch banned lmao
the "you pull it you tank it" is a super divisive take and honestly both are right but you only pop sprint, as a tank, if you hate your healer.
Holy fuck the sequence from 17:29 onwards had me rolling.
Lucy is amazing and hilarious, glad Asmon finally got around to her content.
Limsa Lomansa being in the background unmodded during the song portion is icing on the cake for this video LOL. If you know what he's showin off, then you know.
3:53 avenge me brother, BROTHER AVENGE ME !
It's fun looking back at this, because this is the M+ behavior in WoW.
ALWAYS GO FAST.
10:00 Disney finally went R rated lol
"Is this a normal video"?
For Lucy... yes!
Trying to solo heal in dungeons as Scholar while my Tank sprints it down like he has a death wish. Just hope they get a crit heal in time.
4:18 Lucy: "Innocent little man"
Uhh... Asmon? Innocent? Man, I must've been dreaming all this time...
I Think Asmondgold wants to get vored by a dragon.
7:25 Who is the bunnygirl here? I don't remember her from Heavensward. Gunblade character?
She's from Shadowbringers
So awesome someone linked Lucy's vids to Asmon!
0:45 asmon said,”wait, did a girl almost get a laugh out of me?!”
It's hilarious when the sprouts on crystal Datacenter put up a 20 by 20 man spear wall to keep people from aether and primal out literally just because of Balmung. xD
11:28
"NGL THIS IS TURNING ME ON A LITTLE"
-sirdammed
"What an Absolute GILF" is not something I wanted know or hear about
She really committed to that song
Is this what the kids call Uwu?
Indeed, and it seems to be a huge success. Hook, line and sinker.
owo
No, it's The Weapon's Refrain (Ultimate).
I love Lucy. She is the best trash demon kind of ffxiv youtuber and I appreciate her.
"The reason why I don't use this ability is .. that I forgot what key it was bound to, so I just stopped using it about a year ago" ... loled so hard. But I can really feel that problem in FFXIV :)
When I heard her say GILF, laughed my ass off 🤣🤣
"Why is lalafell on there?" Because pint wants to be punted
That is in the balance which is a level of 90 alliance of raid final boss and she just totally changed the lyrics to it but just with the same beaten tone
Singing that whole shits in character is insane.
4:48 damm that is a good roast right there 😂
The crossover I never thought would happen
Thank you Asmon for telling me the definition of vore. I have resisted the urge to google it for over a decade. Glad I did.
I was so happy when Asmon found this!...I Love Lucy's content
This was my first time watching something regarding the final fantasy series and i must say …
I’m intrigued
I hate DPS pulling because it messes up the flow of the run, if I pull the crap runs at me, when they pull I have to chase it down from them as normally when theDPS pulls they think they are helping but are too f-ing stupid to bring the stuff to me
The beard of Peace and happiness . Holy hot shit 🤣🤣🤣🤣
*You might want to add a motion detector to your front porch light also 🤣🤣🤣
*Anybody else find themselves starting to dance along about halfway through the song 🤣
I can see Asmongold picking the "That I can't deny" on a certain dialogue tree
Literally had a DD who refused to DPS when we pulled Big cause he "didn´t want to rush the Dungeon"....well he left after the First Boss after sitting on the Ground for around 8 Min.
Goddammit, I recognize the Limsa during her song, it's my old server. The chad Roe is Limsa Lomansa, he would always be standing there, silently, but he's NEVER afk status.
Only the real ones know about the "Limsa Lomansa" statue behind her 9:50