I was coming home from the grocery store, car loaded with food, and I was so hungry. I have very little to no self control, so I just rip open a container of crab salad and start scooping it out with the bent lid since I had no spoon and depositing it into my mouth. Beside me pulls up a brand new red sports car, an even more beautiful boy driving it, and we look across at each other through our open windows and make eye-contact. I'm not even kidding, it was like a scene out of a movie, slo-mo, gentle breeze, love song on the radio and everything. Too bad I was dribbling a mouthful of crab salad.
sWooZie haha, I guess I am the only one then :/ and you are the first youtuber with over 2million subs who replies :) This was your first video that I watched and I will be back for more :)
If I see a man with a nice car, that means he probably has a nice job. Which means he's probably already taken and potentially married. Sooooo..... it doesn't really do it for me. hahahaha
Dobromir Ivanov From my experience, no. In America, yes. But where I live, if a man has a good job he probably has a wife. Half the time women here will want to marry some guy just because she's around 30 and he has a good job. Love isn't even necessary...... Of course this is all from my own experience and may not represent the culture at large, but because this HAS been my experience so far, seeing a man with a nice car or other indications of a nice job generally has me steering clear. Half of the men still want to screw me despite being married. I want no part of that.
***** Where the hell are you from? I am from Bulgaria and in Bulgaria good car usually means something bad about the person and that you should be careful around him and most probably that he never had a stable relationship in his life xD
Dobromir Ivanov Japan. Cars aren't really necessary here if you're in Tokyo and they aren't such a big deal but anything that indicates money means he's probably taken. The few men I've met with great jobs who aren't married tell me "Women ask me to marry them all the time." The culture for marriage here is an interesting one... to say the least. They actually have a specific way of asking you to date them that means "Will you date me with the intention of marrying me?" So basically it's asking to marry but with a very short trial period first. There are immense pressures on women here to be married by the time they reach 30, and because love isn't so abundant in relationships (especially for the older generations, it's changing for the very young folk though), they marry based on money and looks rather than love.
***** It's nice if you want to screw around I guess. lol But if you want a long term partner then I would avoid those kind of girls. :p But I think you gotta have obvious money + confidence. Maybe. Idk, I ended up with a kind of shy and very poor (but super sweet) college student. lmao
I'm so jealous that SwooZie gets all these girls and won't even sleep with them and I'm here having to approuch women rather than have them flock to me!!!
what the...what? That doesn't make any sense. She fixes herself up and gets all cute and then...curses you out...when she could have given you her number by then? THAT DOESN'T MAKE SENSE@@@!!!!!
Pivotal Axe Welcome to the pats nation...even if it is for a short while! My husband is a jets man but since his team's been sucktacular this year he's also cheering for the pats.
Man I remember when I was younger like before 11th grade, I was so freakin shy. I couldn't talk to girls for the life of me lol and then in grade 11, I somehow grew some magical pairs of balls and man, I was talking to multiple girls at once! It was like a whole new world. I think I should share more of these types of stories in vids haha I think people would be interested.
So from what I'm seeing in the comments, guys in nice car are assumed fuckbois. Well what if I want a nice car because I like cars? You're going to just judge me off the bat?
It's not so much jealousy, as it is stupidity... you should really just ignore them (you do you). Girls have NO fucking clue what they really want in life/guys. The same guys they constantly judge biased, are the guys they usually end up with.
Swoozie, I must be really ugly because you have these stories about women and I've never even remotely had a woman flirt with me or start a conversation with me or pay me any attention for that matter. Granted, you were in a nice car and she didn't give you the number but still. At least women occasionally acknowledge your existence. Plus, this isn't the only story regarding women I've heard from you.
I don't think it's all about the appearance ;) As a girl, I think that he has this outgoing and social personality that all girls or guys would like to hang out with. It's fun even just listening to his stories on UA-cam, you know. If I was to give you any advice (which if u didn't want to hear, I'm sorry XD), it'd be working on your personality.. Perhaps try being more social? funny? or kind? Or perhaps try working out more? Just be the best of yourself than you can be and I'm sure there'll be a girl that can see your beauty
I agree! Personally I don't really mind much for looks. That doesn't mean that I don't think people are attractive, i just mean that good looks aren't what really attract me. What I find most attractive is a guy I can connect with, who listens to me, who I can have a thoughtful conversation with. So just don't be shy and try putting yourself out there more :)
***** Perhaps work on your public speaking skills or try to be more confident with yourself? If you feel comfortable talking with others, you'll be interesting naturally. It doesn't matter that much, either.. I'm sure there are girls out there that are as bad as you are at conversations XD (?) As long as you have other good qualities, like if you're thoughtful, or a good listener, or faithful, etc. then not being funny all the time is fine ;)
It's not all about looks bro. I find swoozie's attractiveness mostly from his personality and how funny he is. Be open and confident with yourself you'll get the girls!
That ad at the beginning about the lady letting food run her life. Priceless, I had to watch the whole thing. And then again because I thought it was a joke he was going to chime in on.
i just found your channel like 30 minutes ago and i love u so much keep up the awesome work and forget the haters if they are hating they need to find jesus and a new life
+Adolf Hitler the pain of all the non-americans not knowing wtf the american things theyre talking about are. like wtf is a highway or a freeway? is it just a motorway like we have in britain?
lol the fact swoozie had been on UA-cam since 2006 and still present but doesn't even have a diamond play button but I hope he will achieve some type of recognition
+sWooZie I need ya help bratha. There is this girl in my school. Lets just call her....Jenny. I like Jenny. Jenny is the knees of the bees. But I dont know if she likes me back. Its hella weird. Me being 25% trindadian 50% american and 25% haitian, im not very good looking. And this is the closest any girl has come to showing any affection toward me. Just one prob. She does this with every dude. The only difference is that i sense a slighter happiness when she sees me, she laughs at all my jokes (they lame asf) she is always happy around me, she asked me for a ride on my back (i said yes) and she never gets mad at me. I dunno what to do. Swooz, gimme sum advice. Anybody is free to answer. Like so he can see!
Take it slow and take her out on weekends and just hangout and get to know her more. Over time you'll eventually both get closer, then ask her out when the time is right. Hope this helps!
ask her out, but not as a date, just spend time with her with friends when you're feeling a bit more comfy, try flirting with her a bit and hinting that you should go on a actual date but when you start feeling like it's going nowhere, you should probably either cut your losses or take your chances just take your time and enjoy it, and if you can't cuz of nerves, try playing the rejection therapy game, it's pretty boss
When I was 5 years old. I had a staring problem. And I was staring at a random teenager who thought I was the cutest thing ever she was giggling and mouthing "hi" and I didn't know what she was doing. So I was in the car 8 years later, realized, "she thought I was cute" and said that out loud. I felt so embarrassed because I was just staring at her the entire time
I feel like I've heard this story before. Did you talk about this on Rhett & Link's podcast? Regardless, it's cool to see it come to life. Stay awesome, Swoozie! Quit trying to pick-up girls on the turnpike...while doing 1hunnit. :)
I'm pretty sure a couple months ago he said he was gonna post this video soon and told us a little of the story and some of the video, I remember hearing this story before too.
Dude! You are hilarious and your videos are awesome! I can't believe I only just discovered your channel! And respect for living it up but still keeping it Christian!
There were only two times men have flirted with me on the road. The first time was two old men (really really old, they both were wrinkly, balding, and had yellow teeth with a lot of the teeth missing), who wouldn't stop honking their horn at me until I looked back at them. When I did, they both made a boob-grab motion, and started licking their lips. I hurriedly looked away and tried to escape from sight. They kept honking at me, but I ignored them until the light turned green. The other time was this car with two teenage boys in it. I don't know why they wanted to flirt with me, my hair was wet (I just came from a pool party), my clothes were sloppy, I looked like a mess. But they made it so no matter how fast or slow I went, their car was lined up with mine. I ignored them and sped up as fast as I could. Eventually they got the hint, and eventually they stopped following me.
Hi sWooZie. I know you get coments like this ll the time I was just wondering if you could help. Earlier today an amazing person died today. He was my friend, classmate and someone I deeply cared for. He was only 17, a junior, with so much potential a head of him. He was fun, always being smiles to everyone's face. There truly wasn't a dull moment without him. He was always willing to try new things and work his hardest. I live in a small town and this is truly shocked all of us. I was just wondering if you could help spread the word about a fund to help his family. It would be greatly appreciated. However, I understand if you can not. Thank you. Here is a link to the fund: www.gofundme.com/ryanpickett Here's info on the crash: www.greeleytribune.com/news/14698289-113/story.html
CODMASTA what the fuck man? just what the fuck? i know this is the internet and its anonymous and all but damn that's a whole new type of honesty right there.
what if the girl like commented this "OMG I'M SORRY SWOZIE LOOK LOOK HERE'S MY NUMBER!!! *INSERT NUMBER HERE* PLEASE GIVE ME A CHANCE PLEASEEEE" how would you repliy to that?
basically shes saying "We're driving on the freeway- how am I supposed to give you my number?!" From the way she blew up Im guessing she figured it was absolutely idiotic for me to even ask for her number since we couldnt hear each other.
Co-signed SuperLemonadeGamer // well the story isnt that crazy... getting turned down by a girl in the car next to you- but I do go for the most theatrical delivery when retell what happened
She took 'Don't text and drive' to heart. So much she forgot don't 100 on the Interstate.
Oml my guy cody watches Swoozie too 😂
Does anyone else go on a marathon of his videos?
***** pretty much sums up what I've done
+SolarXPower When I glanced at your comment,I was like, 'Wait what!?' And that is only because I have a dirty mind.
And I on a marathon too
yah 😂😂
Bruh right now
Holy crap, two videos in one month? I must be dreaming...😂
LOL--- I mean....
sWooZie omg you replied... I REALLY AM DREAMING RIGHT NOW
When he followed ya boy on twitter, I had to pause the dvd, rewind, pause and play the sitchu-a.
Psssh girl like two in a week whaaaaaaaaat?
Haha forreal! It's amazing as heck!
and he looks at me
and I look at him
and he looks at me
AND I LOOK AT HIM
Free refills for just 50 cents more, but I'm in the drive thru, so what would I need that for!!!
AND HE LOOKS AT ME
AND I LOOK AT HIM!!!!
+MrBleach And he says "I'm sorry, what do you want again?:
I love Weird Al so much
lol
am i the only one who was getting serious anxiety when the stick figures looked away from the road for too long lol
same
+veggiegrinder He said a 100 I started sweating way harder than I should have been
me too.😂😂
If you get anxiety from that, you're a waste of oxygen.
+The Fappening lel savage
It's okay. I'll be your #WCE. (who said that?)
super
👍
lol
OwO sWooZie~
😂😂😂😂😂😂
🚘 pause the DVD, rewind, pause and play...
Tanytui G i readed that when swoozie said it
@Elemental GamingRage sorry my grammar is very bad
Car Dealership Guy: “I trust you dude.”
Swoozie: **Doing over 100 mlp in his car flirting with some girl looking away from the road**
Ahhh.. America😎
I was thinking this would end up like you ran out of gas or got pulled over by the cops or did something bad to that guys car.
same
Fam, what happened to you? You look so sad
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Michael Fulton same or he was gonna get into an accident
I lost it at "1 hunnit"
lol ikr!!!
took words out my mouth😂
Why?
Lol. Me too
+coolx10249 BRUH!!! I'm so getting a custom speedometer that says "1 hunnit"
I was coming home from the grocery store, car loaded with food, and I was so hungry. I have very little to no self control, so I just rip open a container of crab salad and start scooping it out with the bent lid since I had no spoon and depositing it into my mouth. Beside me pulls up a brand new red sports car, an even more beautiful boy driving it, and we look across at each other through our open windows and make eye-contact. I'm not even kidding, it was like a scene out of a movie, slo-mo, gentle breeze, love song on the radio and everything.
Too bad I was dribbling a mouthful of crab salad.
I don't know what to say, so I'm just gonna like
That sounds like something that would happen in a stereotypical movie
+Stephie Green Theeere is a innuendo in there somewhere, but I'll just leave an "lol" instead.
your pic tho
"Pause the DVD, rewind, pause and play" OMG that's gonna be my new thing!
"Pause the DVD, rewind, pause and play" 😂😂😂😂
Haha, it totally works the other way around, if its a cute guy and he is in a good car, he certainly gets cuter!
You're the first comment that I've seen to address the question I asked in the video ;) Thanks bay bay
sWooZie haha, I guess I am the only one then :/ and you are the first youtuber with over 2million subs who replies :) This was your first video that I watched and I will be back for more :)
RGV Love First video and you get a reply... whadafuq, whada FUCK
What if you're not attractive and have a good car? Do you just attract gold diggers?
what if its your dad's car and he's driving you???
Watching your vids are just amazing
You are the amazing one
sWooZie is luv. sWooZie is lyfe
Nah nah your all amazing.
Nah. Nah. I'm just amazing.
Watching your grammar is horrifying.
I literally watch every swoozie video. He could make a video with a black screen and no sound and I'de still watch it.
If I see a man with a nice car, that means he probably has a nice job. Which means he's probably already taken and potentially married. Sooooo..... it doesn't really do it for me. hahahaha
I am okay with the first part, but jumping to the married/taken part is kinda premature, don't you thin?
Dobromir Ivanov From my experience, no. In America, yes. But where I live, if a man has a good job he probably has a wife. Half the time women here will want to marry some guy just because she's around 30 and he has a good job. Love isn't even necessary...... Of course this is all from my own experience and may not represent the culture at large, but because this HAS been my experience so far, seeing a man with a nice car or other indications of a nice job generally has me steering clear.
Half of the men still want to screw me despite being married. I want no part of that.
***** Where the hell are you from? I am from Bulgaria and in Bulgaria good car usually means something bad about the person and that you should be careful around him and most probably that he never had a stable relationship in his life xD
Dobromir Ivanov Japan. Cars aren't really necessary here if you're in Tokyo and they aren't such a big deal but anything that indicates money means he's probably taken.
The few men I've met with great jobs who aren't married tell me "Women ask me to marry them all the time." The culture for marriage here is an interesting one... to say the least. They actually have a specific way of asking you to date them that means "Will you date me with the intention of marrying me?" So basically it's asking to marry but with a very short trial period first. There are immense pressures on women here to be married by the time they reach 30, and because love isn't so abundant in relationships (especially for the older generations, it's changing for the very young folk though), they marry based on money and looks rather than love.
***** It's nice if you want to screw around I guess. lol But if you want a long term partner then I would avoid those kind of girls. :p
But I think you gotta have obvious money + confidence. Maybe. Idk, I ended up with a kind of shy and very poor (but super sweet) college student. lmao
hahaha i guess he'll have to find his #wce somewhere else... but i mean swoozie got "gals in different locals" so it shouldnt be a problem lmao
***** Amen, brother.
"1 hunnit." This got me cracking up
"I do what any red blooded Trinidadian male would do" Swoozie too bad ! 😂
Pause. Rewind. Pause. Play. 😂
Pause The DVD rewind pause play
Delaney-Rae James iiii
Mhmm
Delaney-Rae James
Where have you been Swoozie?! I've been worried! Also, the animation is different. Everything okay?
He was traveling.I'm glad he's back too!
I think he wanted this vid to be out quick so he had to draw quick too.
maybe he didn't have time for fancy smancy animation
I like to change up the animation styles. I get bored with the same thing too often ^_^ This one was intentionally rough edged characters etc
sWooZie
Hi Swoozie! I love you!
Woke up 2:30 in the morning to find a swoozie video...Best weekend ever
I was about to go to sleep, check facebook.... OH SWOOZ ... Dear UA-cam, I'm on my way!
She's fixing make up at over 80 mph? #Thuglife
#Yolo zooom!
is that Kenpachi Fried Chicken? :p
TheLocoRunner You better bet your bottom dollar it is.
TheLocoRunner The best chicken in the seireitei ;)
haha :p
These flirting videos are in some weird places, I bet the next ones gonna be “flirting on the left wing of a flying plane”
"1 hunnit"😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
I'm so jealous that SwooZie gets all these girls and won't even sleep with them and I'm here having to approuch women rather than have them flock to me!!!
I mean like I can't lie, he's fine tho.
Bekki Paul i guess so
***** he's a good looking dude. No homo
He's Christian (so I've heard) so that's why he doesn't sleep with his girlfriends.
I'll do it with u
Lmao I thought you crashed it or sum 😂
I thought he was going to get pulled over for speeding.
Big up Trinidadian blood... Represent!.... Love your vids bro..... Ded everytime
Woo dogga ais a trini too
I am a Trini to
what the...what? That doesn't make any sense. She fixes herself up and gets all cute and then...curses you out...when she could have given you her number by then? THAT DOESN'T MAKE SENSE@@@!!!!!
Thats EXACTLLLYLYYYY what I said. Still confused to this day.
I'm a girl and that doesn't make sense! Maybe I'm late on Female 101. :p
sWooZie maybe she just liked your hat or necklace lol
Women, my friend
Women
SWOOZIE!!! I dropped everything to watch this vid 😂😆
I love your vids!!!
Same! As a die hard patriots fan I can say I stopped watching the game for this and it was totally worth it.
DrsimKo115 im rooting for the patriots boo colts!!!
DrsimKo115 GO Pats! Superbowl here we come!
Regina Forbes I'm originally ravens but i dont like the colts so patriots i am
Pivotal Axe Welcome to the pats nation...even if it is for a short while! My husband is a jets man but since his team's been sucktacular this year he's also cheering for the pats.
Man I remember when I was younger like before 11th grade, I was so freakin shy. I couldn't talk to girls for the life of me lol and then in grade 11, I somehow grew some magical pairs of balls and man, I was talking to multiple girls at once! It was like a whole new world. I think I should share more of these types of stories in vids haha I think people would be interested.
I would watch!
TrixSilly Ayyy the stories are embarrassing though! Hahaha
strengthOVERsize lool makes it even better
TrixSilly Lmao I don't think y'all are ready!
Do it!
It was probably is an Audi TT
Maybe.
What i thought
I have an Audi TT
Magikarp good job?
osama bin lagging are those ts or crying eyes?
Had no idea you are Trinidadian. You're getting my sub.
I thought she was gonna crash her car into you tryna fix her make up 😂😂
LOL SAME!
when you said pause the second time my pc froze
swoozie I just started watching you three days ago and i already am making nail designs of s-w-o-o-z-i-E
Nice video Swoozie! Glad you're back :)
But uh....if you click on the driving while black link it takes you to 2 girls one cup of ice :P
Thanks for letting me know! I just fixed it
Haha no problem man. :-)
Finally the story from Ear Biscuits! :D
Exactly! #GMM💜
Thats why when I'm driving and waiting at stop lights I don't look at the other people in the cars next to me
So from what I'm seeing in the comments, guys in nice car are assumed fuckbois. Well what if I want a nice car because I like cars? You're going to just judge me off the bat?
people can't afford them so they get jealous
Pretty shallow if you ask me.
It's not so much jealousy, as it is stupidity... you should really just ignore them (you do you). Girls have NO fucking clue what they really want in life/guys. The same guys they constantly judge biased, are the guys they usually end up with.
Gees
iRyan91
Never been so early to a video perfect time to refresh my youtube
Swoozie, I must be really ugly because you have these stories about women and I've never even remotely had a woman flirt with me or start a conversation with me or pay me any attention for that matter. Granted, you were in a nice car and she didn't give you the number but still. At least women occasionally acknowledge your existence. Plus, this isn't the only story regarding women I've heard from you.
I don't think it's all about the appearance ;) As a girl, I think that he has this outgoing and social personality that all girls or guys would like to hang out with. It's fun even just listening to his stories on UA-cam, you know. If I was to give you any advice (which if u didn't want to hear, I'm sorry XD), it'd be working on your personality.. Perhaps try being more social? funny? or kind? Or perhaps try working out more? Just be the best of yourself than you can be and I'm sure there'll be a girl that can see your beauty
I agree! Personally I don't really mind much for looks. That doesn't mean that I don't think people are attractive, i just mean that good looks aren't what really attract me. What I find most attractive is a guy I can connect with, who listens to me, who I can have a thoughtful conversation with. So just don't be shy and try putting yourself out there more :)
just try to be yourself everyone is specil in thier own way
***** Perhaps work on your public speaking skills or try to be more confident with yourself? If you feel comfortable talking with others, you'll be interesting naturally. It doesn't matter that much, either.. I'm sure there are girls out there that are as bad as you are at conversations XD (?) As long as you have other good qualities, like if you're thoughtful, or a good listener, or faithful, etc. then not being funny all the time is fine ;)
It's not all about looks bro. I find swoozie's attractiveness mostly from his personality and how funny he is. Be open and confident with yourself you'll get the girls!
Why this dude got music that sound like music from the prodigy math game lol
Watched this video a million times before, but something like this just happened to me and it hit on a whoooooole new level. 😂😂😂
When he mouthed What's yer numbah I was like Stuffs about to get rawr!
bro flirting on the freeway!!! these peepz got a death wish bruh big mistake
HAHAHA IM SO GLAD I FOUND YOU, YOURE SO FUNNY
That ad at the beginning about the lady letting food run her life. Priceless, I had to watch the whole thing. And then again because I thought it was a joke he was going to chime in on.
he got a Marty Hoverboard in the back ground
I have -no- friends
Cache Back ok
Cache Back NOT ANYMORE CAUSE YOU JUST MET: YOUR NEW BEST FRIEEEEEEND!! aka me
Cache Back ooooooohhhhhhh BUSTED
Cache Back what u mean no freinds I'll be ur freind
Cache Back neither do I though
Guys with nice car:
*me* Ooooh...LOOK AT DAT BOI!
HEYO BOI' HOLO!
*takes his car and drives away fast from me*
Yep. How things work.
OtakuTaco awwh I wouldn't do that to u :))
You look 12, fuck you talking about
Gingercastic YES. THIS IS TOO RELATABLE. Especially since I have a thing for boys with classic cars
@@chasemartinson1926 true 😂
Hey hey hey me in my lifted Nissan titan big hemi be picking up girls all da time
I really wonder how many stars of your stories actually see your vids and go, "Holy shit, hes talking about me right now! I remember this!".
i just found your channel like 30 minutes ago and i love u so much keep up the awesome work and forget the haters if they are hating they need to find jesus and a new life
What's a turnpike? I live in Australia and we don't have turnpikes. We probably just call them something different
+Ethan Springall same
***** oh, ok. thx
I live in Australia too
+Adolf Hitler the pain of all the non-americans not knowing wtf the american things theyre talking about are. like wtf is a highway or a freeway? is it just a motorway like we have in britain?
It's a major highway without stoping, driving over 75 MPH from Orlando to Miami In Florida it mostly takes you like 5 or 6 hours to go to Miami
Fake story. No way a sucky Honda accord could catch up to an Audi r8. Impossible. Lol
He slowed down he said haha!
Vtec.
He didn't say he launched the fucking car and went like 200mph
Luis Mendez It was true idiot
He was going 100. My 300 ninja gets 129 dumb ass.
lol! Adande! You're a goof. Such a story teller! I love your catch phrases!!
When the guys girlfriend watches this video and tells the mechanic that he was doing i hunnit and 10 on turnpike. xD
"1 hunnit" I'm literally dying 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
love your anamations
lol the fact swoozie had been on UA-cam since 2006 and still present but doesn't even have a diamond play button but I hope he will achieve some type of recognition
whos watching this in 2016?
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Ally CAT me
Lura945 TheGamingLegand me
Ally CAT me
oxXAlly CATXxo bruh bruh meio
3:30 was that me?
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Jordan W yes
Jordan W yup
Jordan W yea
Jordan W racist
I got a South Park ad before this video about them making movies XD
called fractured but Whole XDDD
it's not a movie it's a game actually
Zombieking 1236
No, Cartman and the others were making movies, I meant that
AFTER YOUR NETFLIX SERIES
GamingOtaku42 AJ the fractured but whole is a game
Swoozie the king of getting numbers and hanging around with models who don't like him back 😂
+sWooZie I need ya help bratha. There is this girl in my school. Lets just call her....Jenny. I like Jenny. Jenny is the knees of the bees. But I dont know if she likes me back. Its hella weird. Me being 25% trindadian 50% american and 25% haitian, im not very good looking. And this is the closest any girl has come to showing any affection toward me. Just one prob. She does this with every dude. The only difference is that i sense a slighter happiness when she sees me, she laughs at all my jokes (they lame asf) she is always happy around me, she asked me for a ride on my back (i said yes) and she never gets mad at me. I dunno what to do. Swooz, gimme sum advice. Anybody is free to answer. Like so he can see!
Adande Thorne plz help
ask her out
PetvetM u think so?
Take it slow and take her out on weekends and just hangout and get to know her more. Over time you'll eventually both get closer, then ask her out when the time is right. Hope this helps!
ask her out, but not as a date, just spend time with her with friends
when you're feeling a bit more comfy, try flirting with her a bit and hinting that you should go on a actual date
but when you start feeling like it's going nowhere, you should probably either cut your losses or take your chances
just take your time and enjoy it, and if you can't cuz of nerves, try playing the rejection therapy game, it's pretty boss
When I was 5 years old. I had a staring problem. And I was staring at a random teenager who thought I was the cutest thing ever she was giggling and mouthing "hi" and I didn't know what she was doing. So I was in the car 8 years later, realized, "she thought I was cute" and said that out loud. I felt so embarrassed because I was just staring at her the entire time
I feel like I've heard this story before. Did you talk about this on Rhett & Link's podcast? Regardless, it's cool to see it come to life. Stay awesome, Swoozie! Quit trying to pick-up girls on the turnpike...while doing 1hunnit. :)
What up warbux, love your videos.
ddgtheman what up, bro!? thanks for always leaving me questions! Stay awesome!
I'm pretty sure a couple months ago he said he was gonna post this video soon and told us a little of the story and some of the video, I remember hearing this story before too.
Dude! You are hilarious and your videos are awesome! I can't believe I only just discovered your channel! And respect for living it up but still keeping it Christian!
Earbiscuit? Anyone? xD
Ahhhh goooood memoryyyyy. I am a man of my word
Dat feeling you get when you look good, but when she sees your car, she calls a cab instead 😔
Swoozie make more cartoony videos I miss them please🙏🏼🙏🏼🙏🏼🙏🏼🙏🏼
Alejandra Mendoza he was is working on one see his Snapchat
Donr worry, I bet you'll find a WCE that matches your weirdness , humor , and kindness; and call it love 💖
U da best homie
Who needs Jake from State Farm, when you got Alex from Target!
No, just no..
I agree, no.
Grace Sáenz I see you evverryyywwhhereeee!
Rzurh Well, that's 'cuz you're evverryyyfuuckiiingwhhereeee! :P
CM Punk how's the mma bro?
There were only two times men have flirted with me on the road.
The first time was two old men (really really old, they both were wrinkly, balding, and had yellow teeth with a lot of the teeth missing), who wouldn't stop honking their horn at me until I looked back at them. When I did, they both made a boob-grab motion, and started licking their lips. I hurriedly looked away and tried to escape from sight. They kept honking at me, but I ignored them until the light turned green.
The other time was this car with two teenage boys in it. I don't know why they wanted to flirt with me, my hair was wet (I just came from a pool party), my clothes were sloppy, I looked like a mess. But they made it so no matter how fast or slow I went, their car was lined up with mine. I ignored them and sped up as fast as I could. Eventually they got the hint, and eventually they stopped following me.
Red White and Black for life bro @swoozie !
Hi sWooZie. I know you get coments like this ll the time I was just wondering if you could help. Earlier today an amazing person died today. He was my friend, classmate and someone I deeply cared for. He was only 17, a junior, with so much potential a head of him. He was fun, always being smiles to everyone's face. There truly wasn't a dull moment without him. He was always willing to try new things and work his hardest. I live in a small town and this is truly shocked all of us.
I was just wondering if you could help spread the word about a fund to help his family. It would be greatly appreciated. However, I understand if you can not. Thank you.
Here is a link to the fund: www.gofundme.com/ryanpickett
Here's info on the crash: www.greeleytribune.com/news/14698289-113/story.html
Liek if u criey evrytiem.
Sorry just had too. Really though, sorry for your loss.
Or donate to kids with diseases or blind nuns or pigs with athletes foot
Scam!!!
Just stop.
thisisroll no. we will not stop.
First comment I feel so happeh ^~^
"driving down, listening to Taylor Swift" lol
This channel makes my day
This guys the shot XD
The Ninja Cat I'm trinidad boy 2
This guy clearly needs to be in White House running this country! Take that Trump
what the fuck is termpike?
Turnpike* Its sorta like a state highway...
CODMASTA what the fuck man? just what the fuck? i know this is the internet and its anonymous and all but damn that's a whole new type of honesty right there.
Minimu5e you must be new to internet. ;))
NeaStefane i mean there's fap jokes all the time but i've never seen someone so straight up with it.
Minimu5e You didn't read so many comments on youtube then :)) there are some serious ones that really makes me scared for human evolution.
I love you sWooZie!!
Love me!!
I'm from Trini to
what if the girl like commented this "OMG I'M SORRY SWOZIE LOOK LOOK HERE'S MY NUMBER!!! *INSERT NUMBER HERE* PLEASE GIVE ME A CHANCE PLEASEEEE" how would you repliy to that?
mangle mingle call it
ill probably delete cuz you know... for privacy reasons
call her up and say like your rilly nice and all but think it will work just put her down carefully
I dont get it, "we're on turnpike", what does that mean? why was she mad?
anyone?
What does it meann someone tell
basically shes saying "We're driving on the freeway- how am I supposed to give you my number?!" From the way she blew up Im guessing she figured it was absolutely idiotic for me to even ask for her number since we couldnt hear each other.
Bruh, She just missed a chance with the Adande-ator 3000.
Apparently pulling over wasn't an option either.
Yes, the truth is out. Adande is a robot.
sWooZie Sorry I blew your cover.
To think I was watching this years ago as a kid
What do you use to animate
Wait wait wait wait.........what is a wce?
APerson Woman Crush Everyday
ゲムキッド oh
***** I like it. Press space when you see it. ;)
No.time...gotta go fap
***** If you press spacebar you play a game
Are these stories real or made up???
What do you think? They're all real. You should know this if you've been subbed to him for a long time.
Co-signed SuperLemonadeGamer // well the story isnt that crazy... getting turned down by a girl in the car next to you- but I do go for the most theatrical delivery when retell what happened
sWooZie
So, they're real, but you just tell them in the most entertaining way, lol. I love your videos. Keep up the awesome work!
"pause the DVD... rewind , pause.. Play " 😂😂👌😂😂🚗💨
You poor thing...but please i still would kinda know if theyre just trying to impress me.
Hah, you don't even know when your Senpai is impressing you.
Michiru Nazo excuse meh. excuse meh.excuse meh
Yes i do because if i didn't i wouldn't be after Erika and planning for revenge
Sakura Tamashii you don't even have a plan! xD
Michiru Nazo yes i do
You just haven't heard it
Sakura Tamashii TELL MEH! I WANT IN!!!
I don't care for a guy car what's good a car if his personality is bad. It's not always about the cars and the money. Geez. :(
Plsss collab with Domics!
agreed.
Trini 4 life!!!!! I'm so glad that there's trini utubers❤❤❤❤❤
Swoozzzz, loved the video man!
Hope my videos can be as popular as you someday man!
Much love brother
Well obviously that girl didn't know who you were or she woulda been all over you.
what's WCE?
SuperDuper NaturalPerson it means woman's crush everyday
SuperDuper NaturalPerson woman crush everyday
I love swoozies voice