I never thought I would find a TF2 player more mentally ill than myself... Seriously though this was an absolute banger video and I don't know how you had the mental fortitude to actually commit to this. Beautiful stuff!
Fish tank put it best: "Now you might give me shit for not doing it the really long and boring way....but have you considered this is also the really long and boring way? ...I let it play for barely 10 seconds, you were probably already bored."
Let's say, hypothetically, I am a barbie girl. Okay let's even say I'm in a barbie world. Right so, in this scenario, I would obviously know from personal experience that life in plastic is fantastic. Wouldn't it be reasonable to assume you could brush my hair and undress me literally everywhere? Imagination; you can derive from the fundamentals of basic logic that life is your creation.
was about to comment "the martincitopants at home:" but then i thought about how people might've mentioned it before and the comment may be more annoying than it is funny
I didnt understand the Martincitopants jokes but... oh my god. Australian: ✅️ Funny Jokes: ✅️ Brain Rotting: ✅️ Plays Game I Like: ✅️ Funny Edits: ✅️ Meme: ✅️
The fact you actually went through this is actually nuts...I'm proud to even hit 200+ hours in TF2 and have over 100+ achievement not to mention whatever this is XD
I like your style, discount frog man. Keep making stuff it's great :D also mad congrats on the achievies and mental illness, this is a very impressive cry for help
You know, some of the comments remind me of something. Back in 2009-2010, a french UA-camr named Joueur du Grenier started his journey on UA-cam and was the French Version of the Angry Video Game Nerd. Many people complained cause he was the French version of him and many accused the French UA-camr of plagiarism cause he was doing the same game as AVGN. Now it's the AVGN that kinda plagiarizing the French one. I seriously do not care if he's the "Walmart Great Value" of Martin. He can be inspired by him and it's not a crime. Keep your good work my man.
Ever since I saw that Tarkov Tier List, you've been on my radar, and I'm so glad to see a new video from you. Gotta have someone to fill the Martincitopants Fix. Good job, my friend, take care.
If you put this much effort in every video and upload every two months or so, your channel will absolutely blow up! Would love to see you trying to 100% other infamous games
TF2 can sometimes be mentally unwell but holy shit i never expected something like this. Good job, you are inspiring me to actually try to get all achievements
I am living in your walls. You may be concerned about this. In case you are, please read the below: Why are you living in my walls? I'm not going to tell you. Are you only in my walls? You could say I am living in everybody's walls, but in the case I am telling you that I am living in your walls, I am living in your walls. How are you surviving in my walls? In my non-physical form, I am crawling around listening for you. That is all I need to survive in that form. In my physical form, I survive by eating rat corpses that I cook using the wall behind your oven, and I drink the vapour in the extraction fan duct above your shower. What are you planning to do in my walls? Live in them, listening to you. What do I do about you living in my walls? Listen for the scraping. Dont touch the walls. Protect yourself. Avoid lighting candles. When are you going to stop living in my walls? You cannot escape me. Do I call the police? The authorities will not help you. What are the consequences of you living in my walls? Be aware. What if I am ok with you living in my walls? I will make sure you’re not. Are you imaginary? I AM LIVING IN YOUR WALLS I AM LIVING IN YOUR WALLS I AM LIVING IN YOUR WALLS I AM LIVING IN YOUR WALLS I AM LIVING IN YOUR WALLS I AM LIVING IN YOUR WALLS I AM LIVING IN YOUR WALLS I AM LIVING IN YOUR WALLS If there are any more questions then please consult your walls by directly speaking to them. Summary: I am living in your walls.
now to most people, the winning X rounds on X map achievments seems most easily done as scout, like you did but sticky jumper/pain train demo can cap MUCH faster, the downside being that you have to actually know how to sticky jump through the maps
Great video! I have no interest in the achievements these days but the ton of thought and effort that went into this is hella commendable. Cheers to you!
Does grinding for days on bots not count as using achievement servers? Like, I get that it's boring, slow, and largely out of your control to get lifetime kill or damage/class kill achievements, but I feel like at that point we're bending previously established rules a bit
the editing style was the same as Martincitopants but funnier, only the loud noises are missing but that video is still funny af how you lose your mental insanity because of this virtual insanity lmao so for the hard work and losing your mind, I have one thing to say: Congratulations! You got yourself a new subscriber! :)
12:20 that number after the : is the network port of the server, and if you run a dedicated tf2 server, or any other valve game server on your computer, you can set that number manually.
15:23 cracked me up for some reason, seeing all those Demomen (Demomans?) just synchronised dancing, also in time with the background music of the video, is just proof my humor is broken
20:00 "hmmm that sounds like just cause 3 music" *goes on sidetrack and looks up the soundtrack* comes back and unpauses "HEY WAIT THAT IS JUST CAUSE 3 MUSIC"
SHIT DUDE I'm a completionist too but I wouldn't have the MENTAL STRENGHT and ENDURANCE to 100% TF2. I congratulate you, it must've been a very long and painful journey; but you did it.
Incredible job! Love the editing, pretty much perfectly captures martincitopants' style while keeping it unique enough to be interesting! Subbed, notis on, fill the frog-shaped void in my time
Damn. Monkey D Luffy achieved all that the world had to offer... Except for Cryptic's secret. kingofthepirates 100% failed. Sorry, bro. Ah, by the way, just found your videos, man. Your presentation kind reminds me of a blend between Martinciopants and Mauler. Also, damn, all of the TF2 achievements sounds like a lifetime goal rather than a speedrun, congrats. 17:23 He can't keep getting away with this. Also, I could see the TF2 community having a subsection that starts helping each other out in getting all the scuffed achievements. That's be a really neat storyline to see unfold. And, man, that sleeper-coding information was coming in clutch on getting that achievement to work. That's the most relatable Eureka moment I've ever bore witness to.
You used codes and 10x servers to get those achievments? You cheated not only the game, but yourself. You didn't grow. You didn't improve. You took a shortcut and gained nothing. You experienced a hollow victory. Nothing was risked and nothing was gained. It's sad that you don't know the difference.
I never thought I would find a TF2 player more mentally ill than myself...
Seriously though this was an absolute banger video and I don't know how you had the mental fortitude to actually commit to this. Beautiful stuff!
And I was planning on 100% it too💀
its always the australians
Cmon man you gotta do godlike with taunt kills next.
I feel like y'all still have Australiam and are just hiding it
We all need to be a bit mentaly ill to still play this game.
whats more impressive is now the community has a guide to get all the achievements THE EFFORT put into this was incredible
im actually impressed how you managed to fix some of the ''broken'' achievements
Yeah no I was impressed af by this too, so much random source spaghetti to make them work lmao
I’ve got 121 achievements in 130 hours just by accident and playing good Lmao
😢@@Omega-jg4oq
But none of the broken ones@@Omega-jg4oq
"I'm not gonna use achievement servers"
*makes his own achievement server*
lol
ye, turned video off..
ye
ye
Hes referring to the ones that auto unlock all 520 at once
Fish tank put it best: "Now you might give me shit for not doing it the really long and boring way....but have you considered this is also the really long and boring way? ...I let it play for barely 10 seconds, you were probably already bored."
I don't care if he's Walmart brand Marticytopants. I need more Martin
Great value 💀
martin at home
I was literally just thinking this
I want more mart I NEED MORE MART
he is not martin from walmart, he is very close to martin
Good, a budget martincitopants. Double the mental stability with just 1% of the subscribers count
Gotta respect that
That video is so good! I'm kind of embarrassed it's taken me much longer to only get like 60% of them when you've gone and done it in 50 days.
i like your rules better tbh, captures the spirit of the achievements better in my opinion
@@Augmentate Yeah exactly, this is like speedrunning vs enjoying the game as it is. no offense
you're actually completing them as opposed to grinding them on itemtest servers so there's not much to be embarrassed over to be honest
It's okay. You've got passion and integrity. Cryptic got cocaine and ADHD.
So you're both fun to watch.
Still over here supporting you! You got this my guy.
Let's say, hypothetically, I am a barbie girl. Okay let's even say I'm in a barbie world. Right so, in this scenario, I would obviously know from personal experience that life in plastic is fantastic. Wouldn't it be reasonable to assume you could brush my hair and undress me literally everywhere? Imagination; you can derive from the fundamentals of basic logic that life is your creation.
I would hypothetically say “lets” wait for it “go” almost there “party”
He really is the bootleg martincitopants for TF2. I love it
was about to comment "the martincitopants at home:" but then i thought about how people might've mentioned it before and the comment may be more annoying than it is funny
YES EXACTLY
This popped up due to auto play and had it in the background. It’s weird hearing him replicate them Martin feel. I love it!
Especially with the just cause 3 music in the backround
Especially with the just cause 3 music in the backround
"I wont use any achievement farming servers"
6 minutes and 30 seconds later:
also 2 minutes later after that:
Thanks for (not) using my achievement map :) It always surprises me when I see something I made 7 years ago show up when I don't expect it
yee
@@somedesertdude1308 uùuu
What's the map's name.
@@R41ph3a7b6 "Sap Auteur Achievement Map"
@@lejlaaganovic4997kkkkkk
VALVE NEEDS TO GIVE THIS MAN A HAT
Oh my god i had a space in my nickname for years now. Maybe that's the reason my Backscatter achievement didn't count all these times?
It was.
I didnt understand the Martincitopants jokes but... oh my god.
Australian: ✅️
Funny Jokes: ✅️
Brain Rotting: ✅️
Plays Game I Like: ✅️
Funny Edits: ✅️
Meme: ✅️
The fact you actually went through this is actually nuts...I'm proud to even hit 200+ hours in TF2 and have over 100+ achievement not to mention whatever this is XD
damn I have 700+ and 300
Im so sorry to hear you experienced that man. No one deserves that much War Thunder experience, not even my worst enemies.
Missed that part of vid but that means he secret millitairy doc7ments
Bro no way you deserve more recognition for this amazing piece of work I love the editing keep it up you just earned another sub
“God is dead...”
-Bilbo Baggins
I like your style, discount frog man. Keep making stuff it's great :D
also mad congrats on the achievies and mental illness, this is a very impressive cry for help
7:27 cool transition to call of duty (:
this is mind boggling, from the sheer amount of dedication to your objective to how entertaining the video is, kudos my guy
hmm im at the wrong place. This isn't the frog guy
MORTIANG CITAPONTS!!!
You know, some of the comments remind me of something. Back in 2009-2010, a french UA-camr named Joueur du Grenier started his journey on UA-cam and was the French Version of the Angry Video Game Nerd.
Many people complained cause he was the French version of him and many accused the French UA-camr of plagiarism cause he was doing the same game as AVGN. Now it's the AVGN that kinda plagiarizing the French one.
I seriously do not care if he's the "Walmart Great Value" of Martin. He can be inspired by him and it's not a crime.
Keep your good work my man.
Mum can we have Martincinopants?
We have Martincinopants at home
Martincinopants at home:
Fr tho this content is fantastic, keep it up
Ever since I saw that Tarkov Tier List, you've been on my radar, and I'm so glad to see a new video from you. Gotta have someone to fill the Martincitopants Fix. Good job, my friend, take care.
As a person that loves hunting for achievements this video was both fun and entertaining KEEP IT UPP
Gotta say I really liked this video and I hope you make more in the future. Good job man
If you put this much effort in every video and upload every two months or so, your channel will absolutely blow up! Would love to see you trying to 100% other infamous games
the effort in overlaying the achivement over the clips, super apprecuated
TF2 can sometimes be mentally unwell but holy shit i never expected something like this. Good job, you are inspiring me to actually try to get all achievements
21:15 Life lesson: don't include space in your steam name
It’s amazing how broken and bound by spaghetti code TF2’s achievements are.
I am living in your walls.
You may be concerned about this. In case you are, please read the below:
Why are you living in my walls?
I'm not going to tell you.
Are you only in my walls?
You could say I am living in everybody's walls, but in the case I am telling you that I am living in your walls, I am living in your walls.
How are you surviving in my walls?
In my non-physical form, I am crawling around listening for you. That is all I need to survive in that form. In my physical form, I survive by eating rat corpses that I cook using the wall behind your oven, and I drink the vapour in the extraction fan duct above your shower.
What are you planning to do in my walls?
Live in them, listening to you.
What do I do about you living in my walls?
Listen for the scraping. Dont touch the walls. Protect yourself. Avoid lighting candles.
When are you going to stop living in my walls?
You cannot escape me.
Do I call the police?
The authorities will not help you.
What are the consequences of you living in my walls?
Be aware.
What if I am ok with you living in my walls?
I will make sure you’re not.
Are you imaginary?
I AM LIVING IN YOUR WALLS I AM LIVING IN YOUR WALLS I AM LIVING IN YOUR WALLS I AM LIVING IN YOUR WALLS I AM LIVING IN YOUR WALLS I AM LIVING IN YOUR WALLS I AM LIVING IN YOUR WALLS I AM LIVING IN YOUR WALLS
If there are any more questions then please consult your walls by directly speaking to them.
Summary:
I am living in your walls.
Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm...
k
How do I get you out of the walls
“Water is like liquid elevator music.”
-Bilbo Baggins
Yes.
@@KernwadiNEIN!!
now to most people, the winning X rounds on X map achievments seems most easily done as scout, like you did
but sticky jumper/pain train demo can cap MUCH faster, the downside being that you have to actually know how to sticky jump through the maps
"No achivement maps"
*Uses map specific map to get an achivement **6:48*
Ok.
This is just straight up Martin at home
I am genuinely happy that he literally befriended Monkey
Kid: mom can we get marticytopants
Mom: no we have marticytopants at home
Marticytopants at home:
> "No cheat maps"
> Proceeds to use cheat maps
"Mom, can we have Marticytopants?"
"We have Marticytopants at home."
Marticytopants at home
What a hidden gem. I loved this video keep up the good work!
Thank god I'm not the only person who thought this was Martincitopants for a second before looking at the account.
Great video! I have no interest in the achievements these days but the ton of thought and effort that went into this is hella commendable. Cheers to you!
most people: oh my god
you: oh my jesus
It's the videoo uploader versión on martincitopants
Cryptic when they add new achievements and content: WHAT THE FU-
Does grinding for days on bots not count as using achievement servers? Like, I get that it's boring, slow, and largely out of your control to get lifetime kill or damage/class kill achievements, but I feel like at that point we're bending previously established rules a bit
I thought the same thing about the parachute farming map, like that's exactly what achievement servers do
the editing style was the same as Martincitopants but funnier, only the loud noises are missing but that video is still funny af how you lose your mental insanity because of this virtual insanity lmao
so for the hard work and losing your mind, I have one thing to say: Congratulations! You got yourself a new subscriber! :)
"Wake up, feed my cat, and feed my addiction to bad ideas"
I've never seen someone describe the average day of most people's lives so succinctly.
12:20 that number after the : is the network port of the server, and if you run a dedicated tf2 server, or any other valve game server on your computer, you can set that number manually.
Honestly this is *_really_* impressive
congrats man
Devil: My child will earn all the achievements with skill and hours.
Jesus: !freeitems
awesome series, cant wait for more games with this format!
Seeing the laptop on a carpet screaming it's hurting me, but good job on the achievement speed run finish!
you might as well join the achievement farm servers with all the sv_cheats and itemtest achievements you did lol
I like the Martincitopants -plagerism- inspiration
Yeah a full week of AFK grinding in a jank server with 100x upgrades seems about right for the terrible trash achievement that is Metal Massacre.
I thought this was a hate comment lol
idk why but you immediately reminded me of martincitopants with how you commentate throughout the video, especially the intro.
His reactions after getting the final achievements were pure gold
"Did I ever tell you the definition of insanity?"
16:51
The fact that somebody actually completed all 520 achievements says something about TF2.
15:23 cracked me up for some reason, seeing all those Demomen (Demomans?) just synchronised dancing, also in time with the background music of the video, is just proof my humor is broken
Bro is Litteraly Martincitopants
20:00 "hmmm that sounds like just cause 3 music" *goes on sidetrack and looks up the soundtrack* comes back and unpauses "HEY WAIT THAT IS JUST CAUSE 3 MUSIC"
Great video!!! Would you be interested in releasing a guide on how to do all the achievements (mainly the broken ones)?
You fill the Martincitopants-sized hole in my heart.
God I love your videos, looking forward to more :D
this is a acceptable alternative to martincitopants
he went through hell and back and got 800+ views.. damn
Hey! Nice job pal! Now 100% Speedrun Every Payday 2 Achievement in 200 Days.
2k hours and your fov is still 70 smh
SHIT DUDE
I'm a completionist too but I wouldn't have the MENTAL STRENGHT and ENDURANCE to 100% TF2.
I congratulate you, it must've been a very long and painful journey; but you did it.
Incredible job! Love the editing, pretty much perfectly captures martincitopants' style while keeping it unique enough to be interesting! Subbed, notis on, fill the frog-shaped void in my time
326.8 hours in Battlefield 2042? This guy is Based
5:39 ayyyy trans rights!
Martin effectively made a whole new breed of UA-camr and I'm absolutely here for it.
"No achievement maps" yet you went to item test maps to grind out achievements. Can someone clarify what the difference is?
Damn. Monkey D Luffy achieved all that the world had to offer...
Except for Cryptic's secret.
kingofthepirates 100% failed.
Sorry, bro.
Ah, by the way, just found your videos, man. Your presentation kind reminds me of a blend between Martinciopants and Mauler. Also, damn, all of the TF2 achievements sounds like a lifetime goal rather than a speedrun, congrats.
17:23 He can't keep getting away with this.
Also, I could see the TF2 community having a subsection that starts helping each other out in getting all the scuffed achievements. That's be a really neat storyline to see unfold.
And, man, that sleeper-coding information was coming in clutch on getting that achievement to work. That's the most relatable Eureka moment I've ever bore witness to.
I also completed all achievements, but it only took me a couple of minutes. :>
I guess Old SAM got used again.
The just cause 3 music in the background just makes the video even better
here before it goes famous
I appreciate your editing style. It's not too obnoxious the way you pop little memes and related footage for your jokes in.
5:39 L flag
Holy shi, im Wduefumz
How did i not know this video was a thing until now
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this reply doesent exist
@@katherinehunt9415 Yes.
How am I replying to this nonexistent comment?
@@Xx-Sage-xX.l You're a ghost.
@@Kernwadi I am?
your what you get when you combine martincitopants and memeio and I absolutely fecking love it lmaoo
sv_cheats 1 lmao
cry
other tf2 youtubers: needs a playlist
cyrptic: does it in one video
You used codes and 10x servers to get those achievments?
You cheated not only the game, but yourself. You didn't grow. You didn't improve. You took a shortcut and gained nothing. You experienced a hollow victory. Nothing was risked and nothing was gained. It's sad that you don't know the difference.
TF2 players when a speedrunner wants to speedrun a game
this is a poor take
“You’ve played 2099 hours, do you want to put a comment?”
mom i want martinceterpants
we have martinceterpants at home
martinceterpants at home
0:18 The dopamine neurons is active when I saw ARK
Being the only one the solo beat monoculus out-of-season is not such a simple achievement but you are not the only one to achieve such a thing
3:54 ayyy it's tomboslinger, he's one of my good friends
this guy is like the next martincitopants
changed my mind, kiwi martincitopants
Good stuff, style is very similar to martincitopants
You get a subscription for doing the previously thought impossible.
He created perpetual motion in tf2
And thought we wouldnt notice
I love that thumbnail XD