Unnecessary information that I enjoy: platonic as it's popularly understood is in reference to the Greek philosopher Plato and his ideal form of love. In his opinion the ideal form of love would be a non reciprocal form of love that had no expectations of sexual or material gain. Plato was also credited with platonic idealism which is the idea that there is a perfect form of any given thing. Using the example of plates there are many different sizes, shapes, colors, materials of plates but at a glance we could all see that they are plates. Thus there must be some form of perfectly ideal plate that all representations we see are imperfect copies of.
Nick having invisibility powers would be so chaotic. He'd get all the tea on some Hollywood level drama. But then when asked to listen in on secret meetings between corporations or governments he'd just zone out and get bored after 5 minutes.
Lift *Deez NUTS!* Sorry! omg So Sorry, I can no longer help myself, it’s so stupid. 😅 But yeah, totes telekinesis for this reason (the flying, not the nuts).
Whew, NOT my world, but I sure enjoyed Nick’s blouse. Hilarious how Matteo is ready to jump out of a window due to sweltering heat and Nick is unfazed “there’s a fan” 😂
As a truck driver, I fantasize about having the ability to teleport myself and any object I choose to bring with me. If I wanted to fly, I could teleport myself into the sky over and over to simulate flight
This is my go-to answer as well. Wingsuit gives you flight. Also if you can teleport while holding an object, you’d immediately be one of the most dangerous people in the world. You could easily make millions just teleporting organs for surgery.
@@requiemforameme1😂 oddly specific, but YUP teleportation for the win. Go anywhere instantaneously without even moving😎 Could save so much time and energy😩
First watch, Matteo seems to edge out Nick with some interesting points. Second watch, I realize Nick's goal is not to captain the debate team, but to unleash enough chaos from within to implode the team. ...and in the end, Matteo and Nick are in the final scene of Fight Club, watching the world collapse and Matteo realizes he was Nick the whole time.
been going through a really hard time recently, these podcasts have honestly helped me alot, even if its just to be my distraction to been going on. ive binged watched so many of these, thank u matteo and nick for bringing me some peace and some humour back in my life during a very tough time
The heat stroke was real: we went from everything else to Magneto, to blood bending, to the ATLA intro, Padam was having it's cameos ... Evanescence appeared from nowhere ... The video is not even over yet 😂
I would like to point out: Magneto doesn't just "control metal". Magneto is insanely powerful. He can control literally all forms of magnetism, which allows him to do SO much more than just control metal. He can manipulate gravity, control radio waves, basically the entire light spectrum, gamma rays, etc.
Nick listening in on secret government meetings while invisible would be a horrible idea. When asked to report on what he heard, he'd probably say something like: "I don't know. Something about oil, what support given to what country at war, blah blah, who's country's worse than whose, blah blah blah blah blah. I didn't actually hear all of it, because I got some Dunkin' Donuts iced coffee and got kicked out of Chipotle again. Which I did not deserve, by the way!"
Yess!!! Hearing Nick's Hama impression and asking which Bending abilities they want makes me smile! It means we are getting an Avatar: The Last Airbender episode on this podcast!
😂 My answer every time is "Talking to Animals" omg if I could talk to Animals I'd want to be immortal and talk to all of them forever. F people I wanna know what my dog thinks. And the tea from my local birds 😂
Culottes were historically short pants or breeches that stopped just below your knees. They were a garment worn by French male aristocrats from the 1500s that fell out of favor in France during the French revolution. The revolutionaries were sometimes referred to as sans-culottes forgoing the short pants as a way to differentiate themselves from the Royalist aristocrats. Culottes continued in use by English and American men until the late 1800s.
During the aughts, culottes were popular with women. How I know this is because I was working in HR during that time and my boss had a sliding scale of an appropriate dress code (i.e. if she liked you it was OK, if not carry your ass home and change). She would send me as the only male (naturally in the department) to talk to the female employees about which length of culottes were appropriate and which weren't. God, I hate culottes! When we had department meetings, the first 15-30 minutes involved discussions on dresses, pumps and sales. I learned to completely zone out until I started hearing HR words. So much so, that my boss looked at me one day while they were talking fashion and started laughing because I was in a true catatonic fugue!
Omg lol! What was the look Nick gave looking straight into the camera, it was iconic! Ahh I could watch you guys discuss topics for hours!! I could watch this on mute and it would still be entertaining with both of your facial expressions! 😊
I’d pick transfiguration. You want to fly? Turn into a bird. You want to breathe underwater? Turn into a fish. You want to be invisible? Turn into a fly - it’s not invisible but pretty close.
5:18 Being a super-polyglot would be a natural super power, vs a superpower like teleportation; something the human brain IS technically capable of doing. And it would be AWESOME. I absolutely adore it when Matteo seamlessly switches languages during his performances. Amazing!
Thank god for this pod cast. With all the other junk in this world right now, nothing more I want to listen to is nick and Matteo talking about super powers. Today, your super power was helping me escape from American politics
Came here while being seated at Ryanair flight Athens to Santorini while screaming internally!! The greatest of doppelgangers is currently showing us safety instructions and i can not believe my eyes!! It is Matteo, in flesh and hair- hand gestures and the moustache included!!! 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 My husband is embarrased to the core with me simultaniously showing him your photos and pointing at the guy 😂 Edit: for some reason it felt really important to come and tell how there is a Greek version of Matteo that is equally fabulous (and Italian) 😂❤
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Every single plan I had my entire August is being swept aside for this live show ☝🏻
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I love that Nick wants to be invisible to go into world meetings to get the real story 😂
it's very anti-corruption from nick
Something tells me he would make his presence known pretty fast.
Our boi out here tracking down the real t
He’s looking for evidence
How would he get the real story when he wouldn't know what they were talking about?
My niece just asked me if I was watching SpongeBob because of Nicks voice. 😂
💀💀💀💀
they really are spongebob and squidward huh
“No dear, it’s just Cruella de Ville podcasting again”
LMAOO
@@diddo9338Matteo is not SpongeBob
“What about culottes is gay”
The definition: “Culottes are a type of women’s clothing-“
I couldn’t stop laughing
😂 Platonic Plates 🤣 When the serviceware in BEAUTY AND THE BEAST are just friends with each other.
Lol. And tectonic plates sounds like dinnerware that DJ on the weekend. And quick google... Pentatonix - Be Our Guest exists. I'm dead.
Unnecessary information that I enjoy: platonic as it's popularly understood is in reference to the Greek philosopher Plato and his ideal form of love. In his opinion the ideal form of love would be a non reciprocal form of love that had no expectations of sexual or material gain. Plato was also credited with platonic idealism which is the idea that there is a perfect form of any given thing. Using the example of plates there are many different sizes, shapes, colors, materials of plates but at a glance we could all see that they are plates. Thus there must be some form of perfectly ideal plate that all representations we see are imperfect copies of.
Ha! That honestly made me chuckle
These two could pull of Lumiere and Cogsworth-esque friendship on a sitcom
I have a platonic registry where people can buy me some plates
Nick having invisibility powers would be so chaotic. He'd get all the tea on some Hollywood level drama. But then when asked to listen in on secret meetings between corporations or governments he'd just zone out and get bored after 5 minutes.
He’d find out the real tea with Lizzo and blackmail her into retracting her hurtful statements
Also he would blow his cover by interrupting the meeting like "you mean to tell me THERE'S AN ACTUAL AREA 51? What are you TALKINGGGG about??"
I love Nick's learning journey throughout every single episode...
The way he started this one stating that earthquakes are caused by the weather was pure gold 😂
Also, his outrage at Matteo for saying telekinesis because he thought that meant reading minds.
I love that Matteo's entire understanding of superpowers comes from X-Men.
🤷 There may be lots of origin stories and groups, but the boy loves Storm. Gotta go with what ya know. And the 90s tv cartoon was so good.
Shout out to anyone else who knew IMMEDIATELY, as soon as Nick hits that timer, the 1st thing coming outta Matteo's mouth is "Storm."😂
We know our girl!!!!!❤❤
"scoose, what about this says gay?" VOTE TO RENAME THE SHOW!
This episode killed me 🤣🤣 The culottes, Nick constantly interrupting Matteo, and the Bring Me to Life bits took me out! 🤣🤣 I love these two so much. 😂
"What about this says gay? A button up? Culottes? Some slip-ons?"
😂💀
The episode breaking down into just singing Evanescence is the perfect type of chaos to describe this podcast
I always thought it would be dope to have the power to heal others and yourself.
You already have that❤
I love Nick immediately shutting down Matteo’s brag about speaking 5 languages. - “So do 5 million other people!” 😝
Chris chiming in on the Evanescence sing-a-long was amazing 🤟
Quote of the Day: “My superpower is culottes.”
If you're telekinetic you can lift yourself and fly... Its a 2 for 1.
This^^
That’s exactly what i said
Ah, so like Silver the Hedgehog
Lift *Deez NUTS!*
Sorry!
omg So Sorry, I can no longer help myself, it’s so stupid. 😅
But yeah, totes telekinesis for this reason (the flying, not the nuts).
My bingo card didn't have "Nick Sings 'Bring Me to Life' in Culottes" or "Realizing Matt's Superpower is Vocabulary" today. I love you guys!
Calling Matteo Matt is like saying Gucci is Guess
@@musics4me I didn't realize I did that. Just typing too fast.
I want my txt tone to be changed to Nick singing, “Baa Dumm Baa Dumm”. 😂
Nick really loves his jokes, doesn’t he. ❤😊
“BREAK me up inside” with such confidence is craaazy. It had me thinking I was singing the song wrong for 23 years
The incredulity in "ROGUE?!?!" is giving me life.
Whew, NOT my world, but I sure enjoyed Nick’s blouse. Hilarious how Matteo is ready to jump out of a window due to sweltering heat and Nick is unfazed “there’s a fan” 😂
The “…and so can millions of people” head shake! 😂😂
Nick already has the human torches powers. He's always bursting into flames. 😂
Nick could dress as C-3PO and Mateo as Princess Leia for Halloween
That would be perfect!!! I hope they see this
03:25 not Matteo saying he wants to "Lift Nick up and throw him UP against the wall".
The sexual tension is ripe today, kids!
As a truck driver, I fantasize about having the ability to teleport myself and any object I choose to bring with me. If I wanted to fly, I could teleport myself into the sky over and over to simulate flight
This is my go-to answer as well.
Wingsuit gives you flight. Also if you can teleport while holding an object, you’d immediately be one of the most dangerous people in the world. You could easily make millions just teleporting organs for surgery.
@@requiemforameme1😂 oddly specific, but YUP teleportation for the win.
Go anywhere instantaneously without even moving😎 Could save so much time and energy😩
Nick dresses like an 1880’s school marm
First watch, Matteo seems to edge out Nick with some interesting points. Second watch, I realize Nick's goal is not to captain the debate team, but to unleash enough chaos from within to implode the team. ...and in the end, Matteo and Nick are in the final scene of Fight Club, watching the world collapse and Matteo realizes he was Nick the whole time.
The duo we all need in our lives!!
after taking public transportation for so long i’d love to just teleport where i want to go 😂
I did not anticipate heat stroke Nick bringing the deep-cut Avatar references
been going through a really hard time recently, these podcasts have honestly helped me alot, even if its just to be my distraction to been going on. ive binged watched so many of these, thank u matteo and nick for bringing me some peace and some humour back in my life during a very tough time
The heat stroke was real: we went from everything else to Magneto, to blood bending, to the ATLA intro, Padam was having it's cameos ... Evanescence appeared from nowhere ... The video is not even over yet 😂
This was the most ADHD episode ever! Love it!!!
When they started singing "Wake me up Inside" I lost it!😂
There will be no evanescence slander!!! Hahahahahahaahahah 😂😂😂😂😂
I love these episodes so much. I wish they were longer than 15 minutes. So great! Ya'll make me laugh. Thanks!
I love how you called him out. I do the same exact thing. I totally saw him doing it, and I thought he is zoning out on you right now😂🤣😂
I would like to point out: Magneto doesn't just "control metal". Magneto is insanely powerful. He can control literally all forms of magnetism, which allows him to do SO much more than just control metal. He can manipulate gravity, control radio waves, basically the entire light spectrum, gamma rays, etc.
Could he control the iron in blood?
@@trailerparkrat467 yes, the natural iron level of blood isn't super useful to him, but he absolutely can manipulate it
I discovered my super power, I thought mine was patience, but I now know it’s asking a question and immediately zoning out
Now I want a full version of you two singing "Bring Me to Life". And then "Chop Suey". And then "Nookie".
😂
When you started talking about Rogue and her stealing Ms. Marvel's powers... I squealed! I love it!! ❤🤗😍🥰
It makes me so warm in my heart that you geek out together. It’s amazing. I identify.
Nick listening in on secret government meetings while invisible would be a horrible idea. When asked to report on what he heard, he'd probably say something like: "I don't know. Something about oil, what support given to what country at war, blah blah, who's country's worse than whose, blah blah blah blah blah. I didn't actually hear all of it, because I got some Dunkin' Donuts iced coffee and got kicked out of Chipotle again. Which I did not deserve, by the way!"
Nick and Geography 😂
Also, Nick and vocabulary 😂
Singing Evanescence out of nowhere activated something in me.
NO AIR CONDITIONING??? You've already displayed your Super Powers!!
I need that sweet teleportation. Why would anyone choose anything else? That's the most useful one.
"What about this says gay?" The pleating at the collar and shoulders
"what about this says gay?" The pleating at the collar and shoulders
I am just shocked at the Matteos Marvel knowledge. I love him even more now.
This episode was like a breath of hot air.
Statistics: Only 3% of people around the world can speak over four languages
So if there is 8 Billion people, that would be what, 240 Million?
@@OpiceSF ya seems right. it's like the equivalent to the population of Pakistan.
I love how serious these convos are, and how I forgot that these aren’t serious conversions. They suck me right in
Yess!!! Hearing Nick's Hama impression and asking which Bending abilities they want makes me smile! It means we are getting an Avatar: The Last Airbender episode on this podcast!
I couldn’t stop laughing when Matteo said if he could lift nick up and throw him against the wall 😂😂😂😂
Earthquakes? Oh Nicholas "Controlling the dirt, is nothing to one who Commands Wind and Rain!"
Matteo is a legit nerd, man. Dont doubt him
matteo: explaining the difference between telekinesis and telepathy
nick 5 minutes later: telepathy, that's what i was thinking about
Nick’s constant use of Padam has the same energy as Katya’s “ooh there ain’t no other way”
I love how Mateo is around world class comedians all the time and Nick still crushes him lol 😂
Can we please have more heat stroke in these episodes please as I've never seen Nick and Matteo this random and chaotic ever and it was so hilarious
😂 My answer every time is "Talking to Animals" omg if I could talk to Animals I'd want to be immortal and talk to all of them forever. F people I wanna know what my dog thinks. And the tea from my local birds 😂
😂 Wait, FALSE! EARTH benders are the strongest. Toph created Metal Bending! The close second is Water (for blood bending).
Nick out here thinking about the song Telepathy from Christina Aguilera 😂 that voice in the real super power 👏🏻
That long shot of Nick's zoning out face! 😂
Culottes were historically short pants or breeches that stopped just below your knees. They were a garment worn by French male aristocrats from the 1500s that fell out of favor in France during the French revolution. The revolutionaries were sometimes referred to as sans-culottes forgoing the short pants as a way to differentiate themselves from the Royalist aristocrats.
Culottes continued in use by English and American men until the late 1800s.
During the aughts, culottes were popular with women. How I know this is because I was working in HR during that time and my boss had a sliding scale of an appropriate dress code (i.e. if she liked you it was OK, if not carry your ass home and change). She would send me as the only male (naturally in the department) to talk to the female employees about which length of culottes were appropriate and which weren't. God, I hate culottes!
When we had department meetings, the first 15-30 minutes involved discussions on dresses, pumps and sales. I learned to completely zone out until I started hearing HR words. So much so, that my boss looked at me one day while they were talking fashion and started laughing because I was in a true catatonic fugue!
Omg lol! What was the look Nick gave looking straight into the camera, it was iconic! Ahh I could watch you guys discuss topics for hours!! I could watch this on mute and it would still be entertaining with both of your facial expressions! 😊
I’d pick transfiguration. You want to fly? Turn into a bird. You want to breathe underwater? Turn into a fish. You want to be invisible? Turn into a fly - it’s not invisible but pretty close.
He was listening! Lolololol I love these videos. Added some life to my mornings at the office
Most chaotic episode yet. Loved it.
The fact that Matteo referenced Gladiator is wild. Much respect 😂
Protect Nick at all cost 😂
5:18 Being a super-polyglot would be a natural super power, vs a superpower like teleportation; something the human brain IS technically capable of doing. And it would be AWESOME. I absolutely adore it when Matteo seamlessly switches languages during his performances. Amazing!
4:56 "What about this says gay?"
The blouse, Nick.
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I wasn't expecting these guys to be so knowledgeable of comics and randomly sing Evanescence 😂😂
Love it
Nick’s snappy snaps in the ruffled blouse 💃😂
Damn it Nick! Don't give Lizzo more ammo!
Thank god for this pod cast. With all the other junk in this world right now, nothing more I want to listen to is nick and Matteo talking about super powers. Today, your super power was helping me escape from American politics
Best power is always change into any animal. You get flight, water breathing, basic invisibility, super strength, speed.
Also being able to see in uv and infrared, and super smell and super hearing.
Culottes Zone Out Boy! I could see that as a superhero comic book. Maybe not a full on MCU film but maybe a Disney+
i love when Matteo cracks up
Came here while being seated at Ryanair flight Athens to Santorini while screaming internally!! The greatest of doppelgangers is currently showing us safety instructions and i can not believe my eyes!! It is Matteo, in flesh and hair- hand gestures and the moustache included!!! 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
My husband is embarrased to the core with me simultaniously showing him your photos and pointing at the guy 😂
Edit: for some reason it felt really important to come and tell how there is a Greek version of Matteo that is equally fabulous (and Italian) 😂❤
The power to restore anything to any previous state that object/thing was in.
Found out that if you smoke a bowl Nick starts to sound really smart.
Thank you 🎉🎉 for knowing about Rogue and Nightcrawler just has to see it in his mind, not in physical sight.
And the mutants powers evolved, that’s how she could teleport Bishop’s mind back into his younger self.
I do even care what the topic is…….
Just love their free association
Back and forth
Bravo
Love Nick's "can't wake up" growls😅😍
I love these two together. An amazing crime fighting duo! 😂❤
All I can say is I am glad neither of you have any superpowers!
Seriously Asking; “What about _this_ says Gay, hmm?”
Is my new favorite superpower.
The second Nick said he’d want to speak/understand any language I KNEW Mateo would say something about how he could kinda do that 😂😂😂
Is it me or Matteo has a tattoo every podcast he makes lol. love you both!
Nick breaking into Evanescence is the most ADHD I ever witnessed. Ever. 😂😂😂
Y'all are a bit off the rails today, lol 😂
I want an episode of Matteo just info dumping about X-Men
That could be an episode of Teach Me Daddy! (His podcast with Chris)
Oh no I hope Lizzo doesn’t sign on for the “platonic plates” bit 😭
WHEW for a second I thought there wasn’t going to be any singing in this episode! I should have known better! 😂😂😂
You have to show Nick The 90s xmen cartoon where Ms. Marvel's mind woke up, and was trying to take over Rogues body...one of the best episodes ever
One of the best episodes! 😂👏👏👏