You better not work You better not try You better not move, I'm telling you why Nick will call at in-oppour-tune times! He sees you when you're peeing He knows when you're on break He knows when you will try to move So be still for goodness sake!
My New Year's resolution for Nick is for him to get an onlyfans where people pay him to call and get them out of bad dates or annoying Zoom calls. Also his own line of clothing at Chico's or Eileen Fisher!❤😂👏
The first time I heard him do Nick in his routine I thought it was mostly for comedic effect, that no one sounds like that. Then I heard Nick. He's just the amount of weird needed to be awesome. The closest celebrity that's like that I can think of is Aubrey Plaza.
Grapes on New Year's Eve is a Spanish tradition. You eat a grape each time the bell sounds at midnight for good luck in the new year. I just learned this after watching Smiley of NFX
Ok, after Nick shared that he got into an opera conservatory with no training, I am formally request that you two sing Auld Land Syne together, how cute
8:18 final destination, and it was the early 00s we all had the same fever dream of the movie and have been getting panic attacks when we drive behind logs ever since
It doesn’t even have to be logs. Being behind any flatbed truck hauling cars, pipes, poles or anything else that can easily dislodge from its straps and crush me is a reason to change lanes. All trucks should be trailers so I feel safe. 😂
Getting the UNHhhh vibes from this podcast haha Them both talk about ANYTHING but the planned topic just like Trixie and Katya (I enjoy listening to Matteo and Nick talk soooo much btw)
Matteo loved Maleficent so much he grew and befriended the real life version lol (LOVE YOU NICK!!!) Latina here: Yes the 12 grapes are a Latin thing. You're supposed to eat them quick so you get what you want for the year. There are other New Years superstitions (cleaning the house and throwing the dirty water out the door, color undies for different things you want to manifest in the new year, walking around the block with a packed suitcase for travel, etc) Matteo "Final Destination"? The 90s thriller where people keep expecting to die any moment.
i had to pause at the nick incident with the car and just take a moment for reflection. i concluded i need more nick energy in my life and that will be my new years resolution.
OK my daughter and I have a bet going. She thinks you and nick are cousins. I say you're not. But we love you and your committees. We watch everything we can find with you. And we ove Nick also. I think your I never liked you should be 30 minutes, not 15. My daughter is a paraplegic and I'm 70 years old with leg problems, so we don't get out like we once did. But you have brought so much laughter into our home, so thank you so much. With great love Gary and dawn❤
I love this podcast so freaking much. I listen to you guys as I get ready for work in the mornings. I do wish it was longer!! But on the bright side any longer and I’d be late! lol keep it up ❤ btw the movie Matteo is referring to is called Final Destination.
When they were discussing Nick calling people at inopportune time's I was thinking (because I'm reading the book to my daughter right now) that in Harry Potter book 7 if you say Voldemort the Death Eater's can track your whereabouts, and right after I thought that Matteo says "you're like Voldemort".
Matteo and Nick, please keep doing this podcast. I enjoy it so much. Resolutions are something I don't bother with because it's just another way I can fail, lol, but good for those who make them and stick to them. And btw, I immediately thought Jumanji as well!
I remember around the time the movie came out on VHS, like shortly after I saw the movie for the first time, my neighbors, who were a little older than me, got an actual Jumanji game, and not just some folding cardboard game board one, but like a movie prop quality game (at least that’s how I remember it. I vividly remember them sitting it on the dining room table and it sounding like a hollow wooden box being sat on a wooden table and not at all like what a plastic box would sound like) and they pulled it out to play while I was there. I was old enough to know Jumanji was just a movie, but I remember seeing the Jumanji game they had and thinking it looked too real to be just a store bought toy game they picked up from Walmart. I knew who Robbin Williams was and knew he was a comedian/actor, so I knew the Robbin Williams Jumanji movie was obviously just a movie, but seeing the Jumanji game they had and how real it looked, I kind of convinced myself that the game itself must be real and the movie was just one of those dramatized movies that portrayed true life events and was telling the true story of a kid who got caught up in the game. So I was convinced they had somehow gotten the real game board, or one of the real game boards, and there was a very real possibility shit could go down if we messed with it and I wanted absolutely nothing to do with it. So just turned around and took myself back home…
@@emeseszeles918 The family moved to Africa for a mission trip, allegedly. But, they came back a few years later, and I did see them then, so maybe it just took them that long to finish the game. Lol
In Spain we do the 12 grapes tradition! It's a huge thing here, in every TV channel there are anchors retransmitting a famous clock in Madrid that make 12 bell hits and in every dong everybody eat a grape! It's a crazy tradition but we love it
I stopped doing New Year's resolutions in my 20's. I began doing a Word of the Year about 5 years ago and it has been LIFE CHANGING. It enables me to use it for almost every decision I need to make and allows me to really bring things that align with me into my life. My WOTY for 2024 is LIBERATION.
I tend to meditate on it for a few weeks/months. As I'm meditating or paying attention to things going on around me or in my life, some theme/pattern/need will bubble up. Sometimes the word will be something I've seen several times that resonates with my soul. And once I choose a word, I let it sit with me for a few days/weeks before the new year and see if it seems to be the right one. Listen to your gut/intuition. @@JulieB__99
Nick, what Matteo said about eating grapes in Mexico for New Year's eve, is a tradition that we have. You eat one grape for each month of the year in order to have good luck, you make a wish or make a resolution.
obsessed with Nicks dedication to dressing like a 40 year old woman
😂
Hahah. Totally on point--you can imagine Nick in that outfit sitting in a mini-van full of children going to soccer practice.
And she looks *fabulous*! 🤭
You nailed that description!🤣
@@nope4no1 Absolutely
“Do it, kill me! …I don’t have time for this” is a wild ass response lmao
We need a skit of the incident 💀💀💀
It's so wild, yet so Nick. He is Mother.
And fully true, he stared at me in disbelief😂
I’ll note that down for the right opportunity
Matching energy.
You better not work
You better not try
You better not move, I'm telling you why
Nick will call at in-oppour-tune times!
He sees you when you're peeing
He knows when you're on break
He knows when you will try to move
So be still for goodness sake!
This is so hilariously awesome!
🤣🤣🤣
@@thryi 😆 thanks!
My New Year's resolution for Nick is for him to get an onlyfans where people pay him to call and get them out of bad dates or annoying Zoom calls. Also his own line of clothing at Chico's or Eileen Fisher!❤😂👏
😂
I would pay for this.
I love hearing Matteo do Nick's voice, now I want to hear Nick imitate Matteo.
The first time I heard him do Nick in his routine I thought it was mostly for comedic effect, that no one sounds like that. Then I heard Nick. He's just the amount of weird needed to be awesome. The closest celebrity that's like that I can think of is Aubrey Plaza.
I love Chris continually laughing behind the camera 😂
Grapes on New Year's Eve is a Spanish tradition. You eat a grape each time the bell sounds at midnight for good luck in the new year. I just learned this after watching Smiley of NFX
Yes, it's a Spanish tradition. One year, there was an overgrowth of grapes and they decided we had to eat a grape for every chime for New Years😅🤣🤣 😂
Definitely a Spanish tradition. But also is done in Germany.
Portuguese one too. seedless green grapes.
Italian American family tradition to eat grapes and sausage on new year’s
Portuguese and germans are doing it too? I didn't know! I thought it was just a Spanish thing! 😂 @@anaritamorim
Nick looks so pretty in purple!! 💜🟣🟪
It's 12 grapes for 12 wishes (one for each month) but it roots back to spanish tradition when there was a surplus of grapes 🤷🏻♀️
Yes! Exactly - this is what I grew up with as a Mexican
All I'm hearing is that Nick calls instead of texting, and I respect that. Sometimes it's just faster to talk.
Matteo and Nick are just adorable AF💖✨️
"Be kinder" ::immediately covers mouth and giggles:: 😆
We need a Nick wardrobe tour!
I honestly can’t picture what would be in there. A cowl neck gown? Clown suit? Turtle neck? hospital gown?
Ok, after Nick shared that he got into an opera conservatory with no training, I am formally request that you two sing Auld Land Syne together, how cute
It’s Nick calling Alice in Wonderland a random choice when he is quite literally dressed as the epitome of the Cheshire Cat
😂😂
Nick is just the most adorable human. 🤣
8:18 final destination, and it was the early 00s we all had the same fever dream of the movie and have been getting panic attacks when we drive behind logs ever since
It doesn’t even have to be logs. Being behind any flatbed truck hauling cars, pipes, poles or anything else that can easily dislodge from its straps and crush me is a reason to change lanes. All trucks should be trailers so I feel safe. 😂
Lmao Matteo was thinking of final destination 😭
That's exactly the movie that came to my mind as well. LOL
Nick being unimpressed by EVERYTHING kills me 😂
Also the grapes are a Spanish tradition for New Year ❤
Getting the UNHhhh vibes from this podcast haha
Them both talk about ANYTHING but the planned topic just like Trixie and Katya
(I enjoy listening to Matteo and Nick talk soooo much btw)
i look forward to these
Nothing better than waking up and seeing a video from my two favorite housewives
I come for matteo and stay for nick. The back and forth these two have is sooo entertaining.
Can’t get enough of these episodes! ❤
I’d love to have a friendship like you and Nick, goals
Thursday morning Nick and Matteo podcasts make me so happy!!!
Matteo loved Maleficent so much he grew and befriended the real life version lol (LOVE YOU NICK!!!)
Latina here: Yes the 12 grapes are a Latin thing. You're supposed to eat them quick so you get what you want for the year. There are other New Years superstitions (cleaning the house and throwing the dirty water out the door, color undies for different things you want to manifest in the new year, walking around the block with a packed suitcase for travel, etc)
Matteo "Final Destination"? The 90s thriller where people keep expecting to die any moment.
Love Matteo and Nick so much! Love the sweater on Nick. And it is always a treat when Matteo sings! ❤❤
That purple sweater slays!
Yessss! That's what I need with my coffee this morning. ❤ you both.
i had to pause at the nick incident with the car and just take a moment for reflection. i concluded i need more nick energy in my life and that will be my new years resolution.
Every time Matteo does an impression of Nick, it sounds like Squidward, which makes me laugh, and then I realize it's spot the hell on!
So this was the morning giggle I needed, lmfao 😂
I take you with me on my rides to sales calls and it feels like I’m with my friends gossiping on everything ❤😂❤😂
The literal best podcast in the UNIVERSE
I think the movie you're struggling to remember is the Final Destination series!
That's why I came to the comments. Thank you for your service. 😉
OK my daughter and I have a bet going. She thinks you and nick are cousins. I say you're not. But we love you and your committees. We watch everything we can find with you. And we ove Nick also. I think your I never liked you should be 30 minutes, not 15. My daughter is a paraplegic and I'm 70 years old with leg problems, so we don't get out like we once did. But you have brought so much laughter into our home, so thank you so much. With great love
Gary and dawn❤
Going back and watching all the episodes from the start, was waiting to see when the timer would be introduced 😆 I hope it stays forever.
😂 I'm with you on Jumanji Nick
Me too. I read it to my daughter and when it was over she said she was glad because it was scary. 😨
Nick should audition for roles like an assistant, teacher, sibling, store manager type character tropes like do yall see it ?
I love this podcast so freaking much. I listen to you guys as I get ready for work in the mornings. I do wish it was longer!! But on the bright side any longer and I’d be late! lol keep it up ❤ btw the movie Matteo is referring to is called Final Destination.
When they were discussing Nick calling people at inopportune time's I was thinking (because I'm reading the book to my daughter right now) that in Harry Potter book 7 if you say Voldemort the Death Eater's can track your whereabouts, and right after I thought that Matteo says "you're like Voldemort".
Matteo's reaction with Nick's resolution at 13:35 sent me! 🙄🤣
I love the energy of this pod. You two are the best.
Yesssss something to have with my morning coffee. ❤ you both
I ADORE Nicks fashion sense. Gorgeous violet sweater!
My husband is like that! The minute i want to take a nap; i close my eyes and he’s calling!
Loooooooove Nick’s purple sweater, it’s the moment
“It doesn’t get more thriller than Jumanji” is going to be a ringer on my phone
7:30 That's a tradition in Spain! My family buys seedless grapes, but some people don't
Love seeing you two together. Great chemistry and hilarious. So glad you are collaborating more together.
The grapes are for good luck 🍀 best Podcast by far!!! Thank you thank you
Nick's kill me response is the same one I use when people wanna get road rage with me lmmfao, "Let's go I'm ready to die, are you?"😅
So enjoyable to watch both of you. Your banter is great. Individually you are both funny, together terrific.
Chris's inclusion is a necessity. I expect him to answer at least as many questions as Nick. All of which are about time.
PLEASE MAKE THESE LONGER! 🙏
Yes Matteo, its the worst holiday, i agree. And i like the 15 minute format as long as you keep the episodes coming.
Matteo and Nick, please keep doing this podcast. I enjoy it so much. Resolutions are something I don't bother with because it's just another way I can fail, lol, but good for those who make them and stick to them. And btw, I immediately thought Jumanji as well!
I love this 15 minute format. No wasted time, straight to the point
I never watch or listen to podcasts but I am living for these bite sized tea sesh's.
Yeah, this made me go watch the 1995 Jumanji and it was awesome! Thanks Nick!
Thank you for adding the clock 😄
I think Squidward should have a New Year’s resolution about not getting thrown out of chipotle
In Spain we have the same. You eat the 12 grapes on the chimes after midnight and try not to choke!
I think the movies you're thinking about are the Final Destination movies.
When you started talking about how Nick calls at the wrong time, all I could think of was the kid who goes dancing in on his dad's Zoom meeting 😂❤
Nick, love your look. Happy New Year. Matteo, looking studly as ever. 💙
I agree with Nick on Jumanji being a thriller. I was petrified when I saw it as a kid 😅
Happy New Year, guys! 🥳
I remember around the time the movie came out on VHS, like shortly after I saw the movie for the first time, my neighbors, who were a little older than me, got an actual Jumanji game, and not just some folding cardboard game board one, but like a movie prop quality game (at least that’s how I remember it. I vividly remember them sitting it on the dining room table and it sounding like a hollow wooden box being sat on a wooden table and not at all like what a plastic box would sound like) and they pulled it out to play while I was there. I was old enough to know Jumanji was just a movie, but I remember seeing the Jumanji game they had and thinking it looked too real to be just a store bought toy game they picked up from Walmart. I knew who Robbin Williams was and knew he was a comedian/actor, so I knew the Robbin Williams Jumanji movie was obviously just a movie, but seeing the Jumanji game they had and how real it looked, I kind of convinced myself that the game itself must be real and the movie was just one of those dramatized movies that portrayed true life events and was telling the true story of a kid who got caught up in the game. So I was convinced they had somehow gotten the real game board, or one of the real game boards, and there was a very real possibility shit could go down if we messed with it and I wanted absolutely nothing to do with it. So just turned around and took myself back home…
100% understandable. Have you seen your neighbours after? 😀
@@emeseszeles918 The family moved to Africa for a mission trip, allegedly. But, they came back a few years later, and I did see them then, so maybe it just took them that long to finish the game. Lol
Love you two! Wish your podcasts were longer!! We need more of you two & your amazing witty banter!! 🙏🏻💛🎉
I actually liked how they asked about the time mid way
yas nick love that cruella moment ❤
In Spain we do the 12 grapes tradition! It's a huge thing here, in every TV channel there are anchors retransmitting a famous clock in Madrid that make 12 bell hits and in every dong everybody eat a grape! It's a crazy tradition but we love it
Are those Nick’s shoulders or shoulder pads?
Nick is so chaotic- gives me life 😂
Nick is everything.
IS NICK SANTA CLAUSE? He sees when you are sleeping, he knows when you're awake!
The laughs from Chris, I cannot
Nick: I want to try and be kind..
Matteo: No, absolutely not, next.
You both make my day better! (Is that sad? I hope not, lol!!)
Thanks for the broadcast...I sure miss Robin Williams, he was such a genius!
I stopped doing New Year's resolutions in my 20's. I began doing a Word of the Year about 5 years ago and it has been LIFE CHANGING. It enables me to use it for almost every decision I need to make and allows me to really bring things that align with me into my life. My WOTY for 2024 is LIBERATION.
I tend to meditate on it for a few weeks/months. As I'm meditating or paying attention to things going on around me or in my life, some theme/pattern/need will bubble up. Sometimes the word will be something I've seen several times that resonates with my soul. And once I choose a word, I let it sit with me for a few days/weeks before the new year and see if it seems to be the right one. Listen to your gut/intuition. @@JulieB__99
12 grapes is a Spanish tradition. You eat 1 by 1 while clock sounds 12 times at 00:00 on 1st January.
Matteo sounds like he just woke up 🥺 I love this podcast. They work so well together and always crack me up. 😂😂
I like how Nick wants treat people better but it's just not an attainable goal. 🤣
I actually enjoyed the asking for the time . an added layer of suspense.
Everyone should celebrate their own new years the night before their birthday. Because that is your new year. 😂
2:40 love this energy
"I see dead people, and I see when you guys are busy" 💀💀
The background laughter is so awesome. Your podcast is so much fun. Thanks, and HAPPY NEW YEAR! Bwahahahahaha!!
Nick your hair is on point
13:34 🤣🤣🤣
That was the LONGEST side eye I've ever seen 🤣
Nick, what Matteo said about eating grapes in Mexico for New Year's eve, is a tradition that we have. You eat one grape for each month of the year in order to have good luck, you make a wish or make a resolution.
how does Matteo manage to always sound drunk AND does a spot-on Nick impression in these episodes?
My best new year's have been at home. Delicious food and drinks with just my wife and kids - perfection.
5 is my number of resolutions and I love it
I’m Venezuelan and we do the 12 grapes!! Love that you did it and Nick’s response lmao
"Chris is not in charge or New Years resolutions..." Oh Nick. 😂❤🎉
I hope this podcast keeps going the rest of the year 😂
The car story is incredible 😂❤
Serving Voldemort and shoulders. Yas Diva!
You and Matteo are completely iconic.
Lmao "angry lady on phone"
The slamming your hands on the car is such an NYC tale, my god 10/10
All that’s missing from Nick’s outfit is the Rum Raisin lipstick.