>be me >looking through youtube >sees video titled "Introducing WINDOWS SOVIET !!!" >looks at time since upload >"5 years ago" >"haha, classic 2013" >clicks on video and looks at date >"Nov 21, 2017" >terror.png
4 years ago this masterpiece was created im glad i came across it! seriously funny i love that the music is calm until you log in it just blares the soviet anthem then when you try to listen to western music it just says no and plays soviet march also loved the soviet version of bliss and the war declarer also the tank loading bar is amazing detail anyway im now off to gulag for being capitalist
Enter your party membership card number. Enter the sum you want to pay to the party today. Are you sure? Lenin's birthday is soon! That's better. Now where do you want me to take you today? ?_____ Take me to the mall, we need milk and butter. ERROR 1967: Butter.exe not found ERROR 1968: Milk.exe not found ?_____ Buy some vodka! ERROR1985: Vodka.exe removed by admin MishaGorbachev ?____ Cyki blyatj!
The USSR did design and build some industrial and scientific computers of their own, but for "home" computers they literally just created blatant knock-off copies of Western products, and pirated effectively 100% of the software for them.
Askkutay, Soviet Russia has not existed for 30 years. And we have never had communism. We had socialism. We have capitalism in Russia now. For 30 years now. You still think abroad that we have a Soviet system. And the Soviet Union. It disbanded in 1991. We have had a democracy since 1991. But this is a fake democracy. But we don't have socialism either. And you all think that we still have the gulag and the KGB
Dereenaldo Ambun Ok I just got windows xp north Korean version that I found on internet. LOL installed it in VirtualBox emulator and it's similar to this...
@@ChandravijayAgrawal I think I played Gothic 2 back then. Though I can barely remember. You start in a tower and get to a fisher village irrc and there you were beaten by someone who kept being aggro I think. That and the cheat menu are the only things I still have in mind. x)
Yea there is a stupid remake where they have american star... point of the story: dont make history and USSR memes if you dont know which star is the soviet star... blyat out
T-34 is not a Russian tank. This is an American tank. They gave them as unnecessary trash as they already used high-tech tanks. If Great Britain had not participated in WW2, then Germany would have easily destroyed both the USSR and the USA because the United States gained military power only from Great Britain. Germany has already used nuclear bombs. Germany captured France in a month! The main forces of Germany were directed to the west and the USSR simply crushed in numbers. All tanks and guns were delivered by the Americans and the British. Ak-47 is a German weapon. during the war they picked him up and named him Kalashnikov. Also For example Shpagin submachine gun. The handle, the barrel, the trigger could anyone do. And most importantly, what about weapons? Shutter. And the shutter is Austrian.
@@linkcrossing9531 That's why everyone hates socialism. Not everyone is treated equal and because of this everything they own is property of the government.
@@P7777-u7r If they wouldn't force updates and all the PCs would be at risk they would be on the first page of all newspappers as some company that doesn't care for it's customers. I don't think you realize the fact that Windows isn't only used by you, it is also used by private and public institutions that can be directly targeted by malicious software, it has a market share of about 85%, security updates are not something that they would joke about. People always find something to complain about. Also I have never had a problem with the updates, you can choose to install them right on the spot or simply not, I always update my PC when I shut it down, it doesn't take more than 30 sec. Also the new 1903 windows 10 update brings you even more update costumization, you can even set the date/time when you want the update to take place. Windows 10 is great, it makes multitasking easier, it's always up to date, it's more secure, it's faster and new, also I love the search function and the settings layout is amazing.
i can't believe this one video led me to have a Soviet phase from around 2018 to early 2021. my Soviet phase went like: 2018-2019: Slavaboo Gopnik 2019-2020: Revolutionary MLM Comrade 2020-2021: Ex-Soviet Enthusiast as someone who underwent such phase, i sometimes cringe at my younger self to say the least. anyways, I'm glad I matured and it was nothin more than a phase.
That's 3 years and it stopped 3 years ago, 2 years when you wrote that comment. What that tells me is that you are probably 17 maybe even 20. You never understood what you supposedly believed in. You had no idea. And you still don't. If you actually want to learn about anything you can't just watch stupid substanceless memes. You have to actually read and study.
@@alanywalany6460 I'm 18. As I said in this old comment, I have grout out of the phase and atleast have better understanding of things. Please don't talk like that since I clearly stated in the comment that I have learned my damn lesson, incase you still haven't read that part. Please acknowledge that I'm now a changed person and my ideas now are no longer the same as what it was, when I was younger.
@@ArtemioRicarte1866 What I took issue with was your implication that those ideas hold no merit just because you were young and stupid when you believed in them. Don't dismiss them just based on that. In fact, they may be worth revisiting now that you are older. Though you are still young.
Everyone laughs at gulags because only traitors of the motherland go there! And gays... and black people... and jews too... and any other religious person... and spies... and civilians of our own country... and everyone else
WELL COMRADES, WE FINALLY DID IT. VERY BLYATIFUL TO SEE 5,000,000 LOYAL COMRADES. THX SO MUCH...
Maxián Přikryl
No problem Blyat
bylat
Ахах,прикольно....
Blyat forever;
It’s not a Pc( Personal Computer)
This is a Oc (our computer)
This is a underrated comment
OC ???
Overclock ???
Really bro ???
No. This is a State computer
Palala Piñata no, it’s still PC (public computer)
PC - Party Computer
Clicks on "Destroy USA"
Wipes out 80% of the Canadian population
Nalan Yıldar more like 25%
@@magnussencube but you destroy a 25% inocent people🤷♂️
red shadow league of canada yep
More like 80% because most of the population lives in the Southern part, and also look at the lights on the map
Harry Portfel i Karta Kredytowa they live near the southeastern part not the west part, that region has like 2-5 million out of 36 million in canada
USA: iPhone
Soviet Union: Ourphone
Daniel Kellerman no it ёпта-phone :)
Wephone
Pooopooy Ugla is equal to web phone
oPhone
@@pooopooyugla7263 not wePhone?
>be me
>looking through youtube
>sees video titled "Introducing WINDOWS SOVIET !!!"
>looks at time since upload
>"5 years ago"
>"haha, classic 2013"
>clicks on video and looks at date
>"Nov 21, 2017"
>terror.png
Eksik var masaüstünde Yandex açılması lazım
Friend: What computer do you have?
Me: Its complicated...
Friend: What computer do you have ?
Me: What computer WE have
Do WE have
WE have
Comrade! Is not complicated at all! We have a pc running a glorious copy of WINDOWS SOVIET.
bread man PC for People’s Computer not Personal Computer
Its Not "My Documents", Its "Our Documents"
fact
Blyat
To you maybe.
But us in the west treat each other as equals.
Heheh
☭ Our Documents ☭
Capitalist : UA-cam
Soviet : OuRtUbE
Afdal Ridwan you are moving in the right direction comrade :)
@@raviolin1916 he is insulting us
STOP INSULTING OUR MOTHER LAND
Ourtube*
YOU ARE GOİNG TO GUUUUUUUUUUUULAAAAAG
Виндовс, который мы заслужили
@Гражданин СССР Лишь бы спиздить. Ничего своего придумать не можете
@Гражданин СССР Слава Україні
@@narrativeless404 Убирайся
Я согласен!!!!
@@VanyaNIVAvod А що ти зробиш москаль обдовбаний?
Video: Windows Soviet
Also video: *A m e r i c a n M e g a t r e n d s*
y e s
ROFL mhmm!!! XD you're onto sumthinGS here... duh!! :P ^_^ XD
Finally somebody caught that lmao
@@3vorp finally? people knew that months ago
Ita just the operating system who is russian
Motherboard is american
Mycrosoft ❎
*OURcrosoft* ✔
THE COMMUNIST CHANNEL 爬爬爬
😂
get out
😂
Windows ❌
WEndows ✔️
The only wrong thing here is 'Stalinsoft'. It should be 'Stalinhard'.
Nikitasoft then
Yep
Edit : Underrated comment bro
Wtf : it blew up
And at the start it says American Megatrends
Legend 👌
4 years ago this masterpiece was created im glad i came across it! seriously funny i love that the music is calm until you log in it just blares the soviet anthem then when you try to listen to western music it just says no and plays soviet march also loved the soviet version of bliss and the war declarer also the tank loading bar is amazing detail anyway im now off to gulag for being capitalist
Our country approve your video, no gulag for today
Hi papa
КОМУНИСТЫ СОСАТБ!!!
Maybe tomorrow
Father is that you?
Fuck you you bastard! Go back to hell!
Stalinsoft❌
StalinHARD✔
Lol
Fuck trump
Stalinbass
Stalin' hard!!
f*** ????? = X
FishDoesMC = \/
The real Soviet OS is Linux. Everything is free here.
Damn western spies invented copyright.
Let's use 'our' OS.
"Red Hat" :- Am I a joke to you?
Linux: a communist's dream
Capitalist free OS. Great choice.
What’s classic, I watched this in late 2020 watching parodies of Alexa. Man those were the days, no wars, no constant errors, just pure fun for me.
Enter your password
Enter our password
The Password On Windows USSR Is USSRISNUMBERONE
@@warau.exe2 Блиат.
Сука блят.
Enter your party membership card number.
Enter the sum you want to pay to the party today.
Are you sure? Lenin's birthday is soon!
That's better. Now where do you want me to take you today?
?_____ Take me to the mall, we need milk and butter.
ERROR 1967: Butter.exe not found
ERROR 1968: Milk.exe not found
?_____ Buy some vodka!
ERROR1985: Vodka.exe removed by admin MishaGorbachev
?____ Cyki blyatj!
I was about to say that
Everything should have 'Our' prefix in there.
OUR HOUSE
a ramdom music meme
OUR DOCUMENTS. OUR HOMEWORK!
H
@@frst.4633 OUR H
@West Germany B***** OUR H
When u go near the USB port with a pen drive
Computer : Put in
Gold
@@GLDN06 put in or putin
Hahahahaha
😂😂😂😂🤣😂🤣😂
Accessing devices not from MY computer but from OUR computer
That's not "My Computer"... İt's "Our Computer"
U - United
S - States
S - Salutes
R - Russia
☭
Our Comrade
☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭
how do u even type those?
@Dharshanth Kumar
Yes and btw how the hell did u get the sickle and hammer down there
@Dharshanth Kumar lucky XD
СССР
С - СОЮЗ
С - СОВЕТСКИХ
С - СОЦИАЛИСТИСТИЧЕСКИХ
Р - РЕСПУБЛИК
I like how the bios is American Megatrends, really is the most well thought joke in the video
@Bolivar Ayala made in the USSR
Copied from USA
Update ur bios :v
I dont get it
*we
The USSR did design and build some industrial and scientific computers of their own, but for "home" computers they literally just created blatant knock-off copies of Western products, and pirated effectively 100% of the software for them.
We all call it PC. They call it "Personal Computer". In *Soviet russia* we call it "peoples computer"
Assembled in China.
Components from sovietsoft
Askkutay, Soviet Russia has not existed for 30 years. And we have never had communism. We had socialism. We have capitalism in Russia now. For 30 years now. You still think abroad that we have a Soviet system. And the Soviet Union. It disbanded in 1991. We have had a democracy since 1991. But this is a fake democracy. But we don't have socialism either. And you all think that we still have the gulag and the KGB
@@АлександрАлексеев-э7к6ч i do not. This is a joke. Alexander if i offended you i am sincerely sorry.
@@askkutay , I know it's a joke. I was joking too. This is Russian irony. Although everything I wrote is true
While loading: AMERICAN megatrends
🤫тише, расстреляют на***
America: “hey siri...”
Soviet: “hey cyka”
You beat me to it, well played.
Сука
Hey Alice
@@enduroszopy3749 хахаха, смешно
Хей сука! Подскажите магазины которые продают ближайшую водка
It's not Microsoft, it is OURcrosoft.
Holy smokes, thank you all liking my .... I mean our comment.
OH MY GODDDDDD
Jonas you are not funny
@@amanc9835 K
It's not iPhone it's ourphone
@@amanc9835 Explain the 90 likes then.
Even if it's 2 years ago,this Shit editing feels Nostalgic.
@You've yee'd your last haw no UA-cam on Mars...
@You've yee'd your last haw UA-cam is a Google service
@You've yee'd your last haw I thought its error 6969.
Try searching the word in UA-cam
@You've yee'd your last haw sad,I can explain with three words not 1
@You've yee'd your last haw Old but Gold
Katyusha playing at the start 😂
Loved it~
North Korean Computers be like
Bery LOL Ahahaha
Bery LOL nice one
Dereenaldo Ambun Ok I just got windows xp north Korean version that I found on internet. LOL installed it in VirtualBox emulator and it's similar to this...
Fact.
Bery LOL North Korea isn't communist its a
dictatorial hereditary monarchy
I was expecting that the computer had Counter Strike installed.
Lol, exactly
And Gothic series if you're fan of RPG
@@moch.farisdzulfiqar6123 someone still remember gothic, thanks
@@ChandravijayAgrawal I think I played Gothic 2 back then. Though I can barely remember. You start in a tower and get to a fisher village irrc and there you were beaten by someone who kept being aggro I think. That and the cheat menu are the only things I still have in mind. x)
@@Dultus yes cheats are the best thing in that game
That T-34 loading screen is so perfect
Yea there is a stupid remake where they have american star... point of the story: dont make history and USSR memes if you dont know which star is the soviet star... blyat out
T-34 is not a Russian tank. This is an American tank. They gave them as unnecessary trash as they already used high-tech tanks. If Great Britain had not participated in WW2, then Germany would have easily destroyed both the USSR and the USA because the United States gained military power only from Great Britain. Germany has already used nuclear bombs. Germany captured France in a month! The main forces of Germany were directed to the west and the USSR simply crushed in numbers. All tanks and guns were delivered by the Americans and the British. Ak-47 is a German weapon. during the war they picked him up and named him Kalashnikov. Also For example Shpagin submachine gun. The handle, the barrel, the trigger could anyone do. And most importantly, what about weapons? Shutter. And the shutter is Austrian.
@@deathgamer1354 😂😂
@@antonioljubicic9420its true
@@deathgamer1354 Ok wehraboo
This is one of the best videos out there
This is what UA-cam is made for
UA-cam👎
OurTube👍
НашиВидео👍👍👍
The password was “VODKA”
Ох уж эти стереотипы!
No blyat
@ because its our comment section
Password is cyka blyat
@@linkcrossing9531 That's why everyone hates socialism.
Not everyone is treated equal and because of this everything they own is property of the government.
Should've been "ourcrosoft"
*ourkrosoft
Omisis046 OURKATYUSHKA
Yeeeah, коммунизм)
ouralsoft*
antoine Jahan *OURWORKERS
Still more faster than my Windows 10...
Yes, lightspeed compared to it.
Windows 10 is the 3rd worst version ever made
@@P7777-u7r You don't know how to use it properly.
Cosmin Grigore
Nah I just hate how it forces updates and it’s almost as bad with drivers as vista
@@P7777-u7r If they wouldn't force updates and all the PCs would be at risk they would be on the first page of all newspappers as some company that doesn't care for it's customers. I don't think you realize the fact that Windows isn't only used by you, it is also used by private and public institutions that can be directly targeted by malicious software, it has a market share of about 85%, security updates are not something that they would joke about. People always find something to complain about. Also I have never had a problem with the updates, you can choose to install them right on the spot or simply not, I always update my PC when I shut it down, it doesn't take more than 30 sec. Also the new 1903 windows 10 update brings you even more update costumization, you can even set the date/time when you want the update to take place. Windows 10 is great, it makes multitasking easier, it's always up to date, it's more secure, it's faster and new, also I love the search function and the settings layout is amazing.
America: WE HAVE A BEST COMPUTER
Ussr: hold my vodka
Jokes aside though, classic Russian music is really good.
Kalinka, katyusha, korbeneiki, polyushka they are all great (I probably butchered the spelling)
That's not classical Russian music though but okay
@@zarez1119 some people are dumb, very dumb, it literally says what the songs are at 1:06
Omfg yes
Kalinka Moya.
School was really tough,
I should go to my home,
Drink..
And go play OurCraft
TheSword χєи I should go to OUR house
WE should go to OUR house
Bilack WE ARE great
Eat? That’s only what capitalist pigs do!
@@Candy-ul2cj he learns blyat. That why we call him "he" he is no real communist. We communists only drink vodka and swallow semechki. No chewing.
*Why is this in my recommended?*
But I love it!
Daveak in OUR recommended
cuz you love it that's why
I don't know it was in mine too and this is hilarious
me too
But i love it
LOL. This is great! Love the Soviet theme with the logoff and shutown🤣
it's not windows...
it's WEndows!
Original copy can only be bought at chernobyl
Mr. Nice chernobyl is in Ukraine..
John Fisher like more than 20 years ago 😂
Mr. Kaktus like no lol till 1991 AKA breakup of ussr
emm 80 years???
Mr. Kaktus dude I hate history but even I know it wasn't 80 years ago 😂
America: Microsoft
Soviet Union: Ourcrosoft
Adam The Omega Stalinsoft*
Russian:shindows
Adam The Omega vodkasoft
America: Microsoft
Russia: Multiterrasoft
America: Windows
Russia: Wins
Belarus: Bul'basoft
Adam The Omega на английском эту шутку бы поняли, но увы я не посвящён (
This is recommended to me again after 6 years? W youtube
at 1:10 there should be "OUR COMPUTER"
What?
@@25husky communism
@@daplankz5029 and I don't see the word "your"
@@25husky it says my
Our doxuments
Capitalist cats: 'ME'ow
Soviet cats: *'OUR'ow*
No it's WEow
I saw a cat recently standing up when his owner played the Soviet national anthem
@@esdsohx1196 i have seen that too😂
Chinese cats: *MAO*
capitalists are dirty pigs actually
This our country's glorious computer
Да Tovarish General Stalin,what are my orders?
@@sovietred7371 Where the f* orders i could barely nonsense that Stalin is dead at 50s XX
the one and only computer in the soviet onion lolol xd
Hungry
,ua-cam.com/video/07A9_pEaBYA/v-deo.html
i can't believe this one video led me to have a Soviet phase from around 2018 to early 2021.
my Soviet phase went like:
2018-2019: Slavaboo Gopnik
2019-2020: Revolutionary MLM Comrade
2020-2021: Ex-Soviet Enthusiast
as someone who underwent such phase, i sometimes cringe at my younger self to say the least. anyways, I'm glad I matured and it was nothin more than a phase.
It happened to me as well but a bit later…around late 2021 to early 2022
That's 3 years and it stopped 3 years ago, 2 years when you wrote that comment. What that tells me is that you are probably 17 maybe even 20. You never understood what you supposedly believed in. You had no idea. And you still don't. If you actually want to learn about anything you can't just watch stupid substanceless memes. You have to actually read and study.
@@alanywalany6460 I'm 18. As I said in this old comment, I have grout out of the phase and atleast have better understanding of things. Please don't talk like that since I clearly stated in the comment that I have learned my damn lesson, incase you still haven't read that part. Please acknowledge that I'm now a changed person and my ideas now are no longer the same as what it was, when I was younger.
Also, the "revolutionary MLM comrade" was larp since I blindly followed Stalin and Mao and that time, I was an AES shill.
@@ArtemioRicarte1866 What I took issue with was your implication that those ideas hold no merit just because you were young and stupid when you believed in them. Don't dismiss them just based on that. In fact, they may be worth revisiting now that you are older. Though you are still young.
USA: PC: personal computer
USSR: PC: public computer
Stupid
OUR computer
@@stevenmoore4612 this is instead of "my computer"
*people's computer
Copied comment
Hey.. why is that password censored?
Its supposed to be OUR password
Then security must be terrible in the Soviet Onion
Well it doesn’t matter we all share an account.
@@gato_feliz605 Do not worry COMRADE . Security is great . If you disagree , Gulag for you .
Only russians know our password. So, password need to be censored from capitalists
@@theDesponded those capitalist pigs never share their accounts...
comrade you spell onion
Comrades, believe or not, I am in extreme love with USSR anthem. The melody is just mind blowing for me.
Yes comrade indeed. Khoroso
slavaboo
I love it
'We' are in extreme love with USSR anthem
Товарищи
Man. I am watching the video and laughing so much my belly is hurting for such a laughter.
other country programmer : "Hello World"
Russian Programmer : "Hello Comrade"
Russian Programmer : "Вшу Скуфегкуы"... oops... "Die Creatures"
@@samuelpressdeneg3372 I "Сурпрайз мазафака"
@Silvio Manuel was zum Teufel
no its "vadim blyat"
😂 underrated
In Soviet Russia computer plays you
My favourite saying :
"Visit Russia before Russia visits you"
Моя любимая цитата:
"Посетите Россию пока Россия не посетила вас"
Us*
Den A Гугл переводчик у всех имеется
lol nice one Fuck Ukraine fascists dogs
what about: shoot fat amerikan before he alausnackbar?
Wow! That looks interesting, but what’s with the music?
Login:Blyat
Password: vodka
Login: TRUMP
Password: IS GOD
Login:Блять
Password:Водка
Не водку)))
P.s я русссскии
Это так, чтоб они поняли
Login: Putin
Password: Moskau
Mom can we get Windows 10?
Mom: we have Windows at home
The windows at home:
Are you assuming that's a downside?
@@margaritakouzi5630 cha cha real smooth there
Its good.
Sorry i mean its soviet
@@margaritakouzi5630 its a glorious thing, comrade
The best playlist:
-Soviet Anthem
-Soviet March
-Kalinka
-Katyusha
P E R F E C T I O N
Yeah
Чего бл ть
I meant the playlist of the video.
Or the entirety of The Red Army Choir.
I love russia
the loading line at the fist 10 sec looks amazing and the wallpaper... ahhh what an awesome idea lmao
In soviet russia you dont forget password but password forgets you
that sounds legit👍
here have a cookie🍪
Title: "Introducing WINDOWS SOVIET!!!"
First sec of video: aMeRiCaN mEgAtReNdS
Russian megatrndes
Oops... XD
@@iDontProgramInCpp Russian Meganukes
Because it's American os on disguise lmao
Wtf
It’s their is no windows in Soviet Russia their is only walls
Lmao
dafuck hahaha
While in USA there are no walls at all *cough cough*
Donald trump loves this comment.
Mikey Sullivan lol
This is amazing! 😆
I want to build a OS with Russian CSE students,
We’ll name it,
Comrade OS.
Our software
Stalin OS
*WE want to build this OS
all the best making the OS
Use Linux for the kernel, cause it's OUR software
In Soviet Russia, operating system operates on you.
Xd
Operate on us
@@shrektheogre5755 yes comrade, on us.
Somebody needs to make this a real Linux distro. We have AmogOS, we have UwUntu, now bring us WINDOWS SOVIET!
_"American Megatrends"_ ?
Should've been...
Ｒｕｓｓｉａｎ ＢｌｙａＴｒｅｎｄｓ®
@Edmundo Dante lets send him to gulag
🤫 тише, а то расстреляют на*** за такие невъ********* слова ****
We shall get off the internet, comrades. It is full of capitalists, according to Windows Soviet, comrades.
Brother, internet is good for spying amedicans and other capitalists, allso it is good for sending nuclear launch dates with telegram
Bro
1:30 thank u don’t destroy me •.•
Communist 🤮🤮🤮🤮
Our good comrade Kim Jong Un has found a solution -- to get a WEnternet.
I appreciate how the mouse is moving so accurately to the point, to not consume too much time as time means money to the country, fellow comrades
ua-cam.com/video/jvdjA04U7vQ/v-deo.html
if you miss you will end up in the gulag
Ghc jfbgig
probably using some automation software like AutoIt or AutoHotKey..
I love the American megatrends screen before the startup it makes me laugh every time
same
Run windows Soviet...
*On a capitalist American Trends BIOS.*
Edit: Jesus christ,155 likes, I just sayd 6 words... Amazing. Never got that much.
Oh the delicious Irony
In the US: It's my computer, my rules!
In Mother Russia: It's our computer, our rules.
С шиндовсом это так не прокатывает, особенно с десяткой
You kind of described Microsoft somehow! 😅
Just Ask Edward Snowden about it....
@Comrade ☭
Look up Intels backdoor for USA government, its not "your pc".
The start said "American Megatrends"...
Alternate Future where USA is annexed and works for USSR
Noone is perfect.
WESTERN SPY DETECTED
So, why we're nuking them later?
Send this guy to Gulag for 12 years
My Computer ❌ Our computer ✅
0:10 the background should be red and yellow, not capitalist blue
👌
LOL capitalist is green.
If it was you wouldn't see the symbol.
'well it lools like you won't be sent to gulag today, maybe tomorrow...'
''But you will be sent do gulag because you cannot shut down operating system which is controlling you...''
*ALL OF YOU CAPTIALISTS ARE GOING TO GULAG TODAY BY GLORIOUS LEADER STALIN*
The Internet network is for RETARDED Capitalist. DID YOU UNDERSTANT?
Soviet Union 0:09 what music is this?
Soviet Union thank. I need listen a little bit of true music (hardbass, kalinka...)
*_In America... You use Computer_*
*_In Soviet Russia... Computer use you_*
*_in America you get 1k likes..._*
*_in Soviet Russia 1k likes gets you_*
lol
Soviet Russia has never been, there was only the Soviet Union, but it collapsed in 1991
@@cheeda4531 Russia was soviet too, and Also integrated in soviet union ;)
So soviet Russia is right
Rip grammer
Dafuq!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣
That was funny!!! Laal Selam Comrade!!!
🚩✊
Why american megatrends? Windows russian!
*Soviet Megatrends*
Fire Cat Studio RUS New system！
SOVIET MEGATRENDS
@@joeylawn36111 You got it comrade welcome to our communism
You know what's Russian kids' favorite cartoon?
My Little Pony ❌
*OUR LITTLE PONY* ✔️
edit: thanks for the 1k likes comrades
that's funny
Very funny
I bet you don't know a damn thing about russians
@@lotusluminance5872 co ty kurwa powiedziałeś?! XD
OUR LİTTLE POLAND
1:22 which country do *_WE_* want to destroy?
Eua
Attention to detail
Çok İyi Lan, Gülmekten Karnım Yarıldı fjedhfgkjjdgkjdg🤣
Wait, where is the RSOD (Red Screen Of Death)?
Red screen of death exists on Windows too XD
@@Lucas8744-g7r rly?
@@shadyattano936 yep
it was on Windows longhorn for severe errors
@@Lucas8744-g7r thanks for info.
WINDOWS SOVIET!?
*goes to preorder*
So this is the missing Windows 9
More like Okna 1922 (because Windows in Russian is "okna").
Windows NEIN
Windows NYET.
Oh so Windows 9 isn’t allowed because it’s communist. That makes sense. Bloody hell world we all want windows 9.
nonono......... 9 and 3/4 ...The soviet Harry's Windows.
Depeche mode personal jesus 🤩
No red screen of death? Disappoint, comrade.
Comrade, surely you mean red screen of prosperity? Report to the NKVD office first thing in the morning to deal with this dissidence.
fuck off slavaboo
lmao that was good xD
I had a blue screen of death with something that looked like a rocket launch countdown...
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Imagine if he clicked to declare war on Ukraine. The biggest prediction ever.
Ukraine was part of the URSS xd
We can't attack what's ours, that's just too e*ropean
It's a special operation bruh, not a war xDDDD did u forget?
Guys c*******g ca*****ist stuff
Edit: it tells “guys stop censoring ca***[forgot what this was]***ist stuff (2w later)
Ukraine was second main republic of the USSR lol. Sounds like "imagine if Germany attacked Rheinland" or something like that
0:00 why the heck is there *American* megatrends if it’s a *soviet* computer?
It has to be *soviet* megatrends!
I am from Russia. I to have American Megatrends
@@unearthlygoose pack your stuff and be ready for gulag
Western spies
Стность OUR people stole this from the western capitalists
Soviet Megatrends
Oh those stereotypes and fairy tales, comrade! Good job!
0:01 you forgot to change “American” to russian
Soviet*
Che Pi No, it’s part of the joke.
That’s why he was called capitalist. Because his BIOS was American.
The Emerald Men Official Ahhh I see
Nobody:
Families with one computer during quarantine: **OUR computer**
Idk why, but I laughed so hard, XD 😂
Everyone:
Gulag - 😏😂😂😂
German concentration camp - 😦🤫
Ы
Everyone laughs at gulags because only traitors of the motherland go there! And gays... and black people... and jews too... and any other religious person... and spies... and civilians of our own country... and everyone else
@@bossjet2442 yes I approve
And take care I knew you were making unsused comments and we don't like that⛏️⛓️
:o
At least the Concentration camps were used against a group of people, the gulags were used against everyone.
Моё гостиприимство: Welcome Blyat
Хахахахахаххахахахахаххахпхахаэха хахахаха. Бедные соседи, за что им это в три часа ночи...
Computer: Stalinsoft
BSO: American mega trends
you don't get the joke
american megatrends capitalist blyat
See? Even stalinsoft uses capitalist bso
In Soviet Russia, Windows shuts you down
@Gaston_Boyko *us
Trump: Minecraft
Comrades Karl, Vladimir and Iosif: *OURcraft*
First time seeing someone calling Stalin Iosif
@ yeah it was something like that. that is actually is real name, i know that. i think the "besaraniovich" should be "vassarianovich".
Lmao
call of duth russa edition
You forgot comrade Igor
Why did I bet a vid recommended from 7 years ago