Own a sword for manor defence, since that's what the Magna Carta intended. Four heathens break into my cottage. "What in the Lord's name?" As I grab my aventail bascinet and windlass arbalest. Punch a bolt through the first man, he's dead on the spot. Throw a pot of naft at the second man and miss entirely since it's a hand thrown grenade in the dark and burns down the neighbour's harvest causing them to starve in the winter. I have to resort to the pot of boiling oil at the top of the hay loft "Deus Lo Vult!" The boiling oil completely drenches two men and cause them to scream in agony and writhe on the ground, racked with incomprehensible pain. The screams of pain frightens horses in nearby stables. Draw sword and charge the last terrified infidel. He bleeds out with no one to assist him since this is Feudal Europe and nobody gives a shit. Just as the Magna Carta intended.
Good job throwing that naft you heathen. Embers from your neighbour's farm just set your whole Motte and Bailey alight! You've gone from a wooden castle to ashes. And you call yourself a Lord!
I think it's one of those games that you're either a natural at, or really struggle with. I went out and bought a bunch of dice so that I could play it with my friends and family, me and my dad are the only 2 that are good at it and it just came to us after playing only a couple times, meanwhile my friends can't seem to get it very well. It's a really fun way to pass some time though.
It's basically just blackjack with dice. There's a hard mathematical limit to how likely something can be. Jerma's a gambling fiend, so of course he took to it well.
It's literllay not that difficult. All you have to understand is that bluffing is king, The AI almost never bluffs and the AI almost never expects you to bluff. If you have a feeling on how far you can push it with bluffing you basically win 9 out of 10 games easily.
@@BranKnewSailorI struggled real hard at first before I learned that the AI always believes your first bet so long as you don't claim there's more than 4 of a die then the AI will think that you've got something you don't then when you claim what you really do it calls your bluff and loses. Works almost every time least in Khare
Once you get to the gate at the end of the city, you get the option to rewind time to go through and look for the spell lines one more time. I think he did that and this is the 2nd time
@@halcyonnebula221 No, because you permanently lose stamina every time it happens. This video ends with him just about to enter the gambling area with 28 gold, and the previous video started with him entering it with the same amount
2:59:20 the reason you're able to dump the pot on the guard's head is because the guard is a red-eye. Even if you run him through, he can wheel around and take you out with his fire-vision.
Maybe it's all the gas station weed, but I have some sort of old person radar. No matter where I go in life, i always manage find them and befriend them like Pokémon, they always have the most entertaining stories.
What is going on with Jerma uploads recently? Deadly Night getting reuploaded for hours? This video coming out AFTER the last sorcery vid even though it takes place before it?
For all whom may or may not know. You drift slightly to sleep. You hear Jerma, slowly your muscles loosem. And everything ended being just fine, wake up saying Aint no way, go back to bed. Thanks Jerma
i love that the werewolf was scared off by a bunch of random metal clanging dumb antics, just like wolves in real life haha. then the lil goblin charges after it fleeing into the woods
dude im mad. I was preparing to play DMZ then this video came on and I cant even get through Al Mazrah because my attention keeps going back to video to see what happens next. Help.
Ive been trying all day to get to the house where hes in at ~ the 1 hour mark. how the HELL did he get that bamboo flute???? I cant open the fucking door!!!!
to enter the house you must find a man named Lucifer first, after killing him you can enter the house, Idk why they skipped it in this vid, but Jerma found him in the original stream
"Why am I doing so little damage?" This psychopath asks as he beats a beggar to death.
Jerma’s a good reader. It makes these sorts of games more fun to watch, on top of all his normal eccentricities.
Not even just his reading; you can tell how into it he is. It makes the experience all the more immersive.
Finally, another jerma audiobook for work
Are there any other VODs you recommend for mainly listening to? Would be interested in more plays like this
@@Francoberry Highly recommend the Heroes of Might & Magic III Streams; The Kensi, Majesty, Diablo II, Seaman, and Oblivion streams are great too.
@@Francoberry AI dungeon and talk to transformer are great for just listening
Never thought of it that way :O
@@Francoberry Sam and Max, Lifeline, Outer Wilds, Nancy Drew, Slime rancher, Fable, MS-DOS games, Binding of Isaac, Undertale
_As you enter the city, you notice a sign that says: "Welcome to Kharé - This place sucks."_
That ZAP literally was conjured from the depths of twitch chat and possessed jerma, allowing the voices to take control. What a psycho...
Own a sword for manor defence, since that's what the Magna Carta intended. Four heathens break into my cottage. "What in the Lord's name?" As I grab my aventail bascinet and windlass arbalest. Punch a bolt through the first man, he's dead on the spot. Throw a pot of naft at the second man and miss entirely since it's a hand thrown grenade in the dark and burns down the neighbour's harvest causing them to starve in the winter. I have to resort to the pot of boiling oil at the top of the hay loft "Deus Lo Vult!" The boiling oil completely drenches two men and cause them to scream in agony and writhe on the ground, racked with incomprehensible pain. The screams of pain frightens horses in nearby stables. Draw sword and charge the last terrified infidel. He bleeds out with no one to assist him since this is Feudal Europe and nobody gives a shit. Just as the Magna Carta intended.
Chuck Mcgill moment
I like your funny words magic man.
very close, replace oil with quicklime and it's spot on
Good job throwing that naft you heathen. Embers from your neighbour's farm just set your whole Motte and Bailey alight! You've gone from a wooden castle to ashes. And you call yourself a Lord!
@@mannmctrash wooden castle post magna carta??? some lord
The editor is really testing their luck with the Spongebob clip at the start
Lmao did they cut it out? What was it?
@@ReallyNoAlex can't watch for 30 seconds andy
imagine not just dropping into a confusion-induced ahegao three seconds into a Jerma stream
@@LardDude32 you stop that
"This is kind of just how I feel like 40 percent of every day---NOT LIKE THAT NOT LIKE THAT"
At this rate Jerma is gonna re-make the whole game just so he can have the orb, guy just wants it so bad
I played the series a few years ago, i had the exact same reaction.
he's absolutely cracked at this little dice game tho
I have no idea how he does so good. I played this game and had to play against the first guy literally ten times before I could beat him
I think it's one of those games that you're either a natural at, or really struggle with. I went out and bought a bunch of dice so that I could play it with my friends and family, me and my dad are the only 2 that are good at it and it just came to us after playing only a couple times, meanwhile my friends can't seem to get it very well. It's a really fun way to pass some time though.
It's basically just blackjack with dice. There's a hard mathematical limit to how likely something can be. Jerma's a gambling fiend, so of course he took to it well.
It's literllay not that difficult. All you have to understand is that bluffing is king, The AI almost never bluffs and the AI almost never expects you to bluff. If you have a feeling on how far you can push it with bluffing you basically win 9 out of 10 games easily.
@@BranKnewSailorI struggled real hard at first before I learned that the AI always believes your first bet so long as you don't claim there's more than 4 of a die then the AI will think that you've got something you don't then when you claim what you really do it calls your bluff and loses. Works almost every time least in Khare
no one tell him you can actually buy gas station weed in the state over
shhhh
I figured it out: Jerma playing this game while arguing with chat just turns the game into Fantasy Disco Elysium. I'm here and enjoying every minute.
This was my absolute favourite series of Jerma. Almost as good as the Signal Sim series of Joel.
both of the series you mentioned are good because it's really fun to watch someone play something they really earnestly enjoy!
0:24 Jenna’s mask slips and he turns into a Minecraft chicken. Terrifying.
absolutely horrific. also jenna lol
Can Jerma actually record an audio book doing his different voices, he is pretty good at it. I'd pay him.
Crystal orb bit was incredible
I can’t get over the oblivion orc voice he just pulls out at 38:07
wait, is this out of order? This is the start of the khare chapter, but the last video had us near the end of it
Yeah for whatever reason the "cash and dash" video takes place immediately after this one
Once you get to the gate at the end of the city, you get the option to rewind time to go through and look for the spell lines one more time. I think he did that and this is the 2nd time
@@halcyonnebula221 No, because you permanently lose stamina every time it happens. This video ends with him just about to enter the gambling area with 28 gold, and the previous video started with him entering it with the same amount
Yay time to get high
Good idea
exactly im lighting one up rn
Crack time 😊
Lol
Thanks snood dagg, very cool
My mum heard me watch this and asked me what Audiobook I was listening to.
Shes now watching jermas full playlist of Sorcery! now
I really wish he would pick this up again
You should hit this dude on tele gram
Bro you won!!! Gratz ^^^ im jealous
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Did he not finish this playthrough?
2:59:20 the reason you're able to dump the pot on the guard's head is because the guard is a red-eye. Even if you run him through, he can wheel around and take you out with his fire-vision.
Maybe it's all the gas station weed, but I have some sort of old person radar. No matter where I go in life, i always manage find them and befriend them like Pokémon, they always have the most entertaining stories.
"Oxygen is subjective."
-Bilbo Baggins
I wish Jerma finished this playthrough ; - ;
46:37 whoever the survivor was you better start running, he's coming for you now
I got 3 hours till my next class, time to listen to funny magic man
Why did the editors upload the episodes out of order?
What is going on with Jerma uploads recently? Deadly Night getting reuploaded for hours? This video coming out AFTER the last sorcery vid even though it takes place before it?
Listening to Jerma play anything is absolute peak background sound
"hah, a cloak with pockets. That seems kinda helpful - I don't know why they didn't make that"
They did.
Thank you editor
What a buffet of content
For all whom may or may not know. You drift slightly to sleep. You hear Jerma, slowly your muscles loosem. And everything ended being just fine, wake up saying Aint no way, go back to bed. Thanks Jerma
"yeah i can read ya fortune, pull my finger"
jerma looking for spells to cast on the fortune teller better end up in the best of the year, im in pain
Love jerma playing on gas station fuel
Wasn’t expecting a 3 hour vid from Jerma
perfect video to pull my exposed nerve to
@telegrandjerma09WTF Jeremy Robertson I will be sure to take this prize A$AP Rocky
isnt this at a completely different place then where the last sorcery video ended?
It seems they're uploaded out of order, this should come before the last video
he still never did act 3 and 4 in this playthrough
😔
These Sorcery videos can’t come fast enough.
fuck yeah ive been waiting for another one of these
every time i leave jerma vods on while i fall asleep, i wake up and hes gambling again
Still waiting for that swindlestones twitch meta.
i love that the werewolf was scared off by a bunch of random metal clanging dumb antics, just like wolves in real life haha. then the lil goblin charges after it fleeing into the woods
0:50 Oh boy is he in for a surprise if he ever stops at a circle k in Florida 😂
More Sorcery! lets go
He promised he would play more
A small detail I like is that the crippled noble, from the abandoned mansion, used magic to make his stairs handicap accessible.
Am I crazy, or is all this footage from before the footage in Cash and Dash?
I think it is yea
This was such a fun stream
"you cant sell weed at a gas station" has this man never been to america?
Woulda been great if casting Magic Protection made the magical fire in the fireplace turn into real fire and he died
Gotta be careful of that weedplant, it's a gateway to many other plants.
what happened to the scorn video
Drinking game idea: Take a shot everytime jerma says "I only got two more rewinds."
I was watching schlatt videos at 1AM and took a little nap and a few hours later it was 4AM and I woke up to this
2:28:03 I thought I missed something because things escalated really quickly here
If you tire of the orb antics, vodwatchers skip to 1:38:15
It was so funny, no matter what he does it somehow ends up smashing into smaller and smaller pieces.
100,000 pieces??
ive literally been given weed at a gas station by the cashier
I have waited years for this
"Who am I? I forgot..."
-Somebody with dementia
Is this the first part from the Cash and Dash video?
yessssss more spellsss
I’ve been falling asleep to this video for the past week. I haven’t made it past 5 minutes in.
dont ever smoke the gas station weed jerma
steam is full of these games and Jerma should audiobook ALL of them
He called you mids, gas station weed is dirt pratically
this is the graggle simpson of jerma uploads
Listened to this while i wrote my college entrance essay, thanks for the audiobook jermy 🤭
26:35 catboy mode ACTIVATE
This is so cool I wish jerma was real
I wish I could torture him in a cargo container for more tjan a year before killing him
Earliest I've been here I think. Feels weird.
Kinda desperate for him to finish this second series
Pretty sure he has, it just hasn't been edited yet
2:31:30 well that explains why the previous episode's thumbnail was green
Has Jerma ever done a homestarrunner stream? That would be so good.
I love how both times he's used YOB have been a complete waste lmao
jerma is a good reader.
Why does he even bother sensing danger if he's just gonna go forward anyway?
First citizen he speaks to offers gambling. Oh god no.
I forgot to leave an early comment because I loved these streams so much that I wanted to binge this as fast as possible, whoops
He thinks you can't buy weed at gas station, yes it not good but you can
Is he ever gonna play BOTW again, I miss him struggling with puzzles
reupload?
46:03 LMAO buffet.
3:04:00 someone call up the guy who makes mpreg jerma compilations
i found a perfect clip of him having weird cravings
Wtf happened to Thomas after he went through the gate?
Lol 3 hours. Editor gave up.
dude im mad. I was preparing to play DMZ then this video came on and I cant even get through Al Mazrah because my attention keeps going back to video to see what happens next. Help.
I hated Jann so much in Sorcery! 1. Dear god I wanted to drown them.
Yoooo lets goooooo9oooo jerma soccer story book
why do i have 2 hours of this watched lmao
Ive been trying all day to get to the house where hes in at ~ the 1 hour mark. how the HELL did he get that bamboo flute???? I cant open the fucking door!!!!
to enter the house you must find a man named Lucifer first, after killing him you can enter the house, Idk why they skipped it in this vid, but Jerma found him in the original stream
did he ever stream parts 3 and 4?
Yes
Heehee germa
greenma
Has anyone else realized that he pronounces “else” like “elts”
SO DOES FUCKING EVERYONE EVER
@@dlfhtr-o8xnah i say it like else
these types of games r made for jerma i hope wildermyth comes back
sorcery is so much fun, just like nancy drew, jerma should play nancy drew! im sorry
I just downloaded this game wtt
This video has auto played 10 times for me now
I have had no desire to watch it
I have had no want or reason
Yet UA-cam keeps coming back to it