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  • @georgethomas5417
    @georgethomas5417 2 роки тому +104

    When the squirt guy was tryna promote his podcast and tony said shut up and Theo in the backround goes “I’ll listen to it” 😂

    • @Hellaframes
      @Hellaframes 2 роки тому +3

      😂😂😂

    • @godsaidwhatup
      @godsaidwhatup Рік тому +1

      Clownin Theo my dude 🎉 Sal too well it’s raining men Tony and Sal too

  • @CChapman1988
    @CChapman1988 6 років тому +108

    I cant hear any of the comedians over the sound of Redban's hair.

    • @sLw1337
      @sLw1337 2 роки тому +1

      Not funny and is extremely lame

    • @jennastarnes5377
      @jennastarnes5377 2 роки тому +10

      @@sLw1337 ok redban. 😆

    • @baseballer21and0
      @baseballer21and0 8 місяців тому +1

      reminds me of that guy from scam school

  • @jessfaught9174
    @jessfaught9174 4 роки тому +66

    If Tony says " I love it" he actually hates it.

    • @Enderboii47
      @Enderboii47 2 роки тому +1

      He actually means: A) ok there's potential there, moving on, or B) Fuck this person, moving on

    • @ghagzor
      @ghagzor 2 роки тому +4

      That's LA. If they hate it it's good

  • @Texasplit
    @Texasplit 11 місяців тому +12

    Theo von is a national treasure. He must be protected at all costs.

  • @Chief8
    @Chief8 2 роки тому +14

    week long fan and watching some of these at random, the solo sal one was my fave and the theo von one was excellent, and i find them together on here?! amazing show!

    • @Lizzypoohxo
      @Lizzypoohxo Рік тому +1

      I love that I've only been watching for a few months because I have so many episodes to catch up on. I love the ones with Theo and Sal too. That's actually how I stumbled on the podcast, was looking up content from each of them because I love their podcasts so much!

    • @aloe_verga
      @aloe_verga 9 місяців тому +1

      I stumbled upon a IG Reel of Kam Patterson, laughed my ass off. Looked up the show and started watching around ep. #645 ish and up in December 2023. Work got super slow for 3-4 months (I work an office job) so I decided to start from ep. #1 in order.
      I also started writing jokes down all day, all I need to do now is go up on an open mic and tell these jokes.
      This show is awesome!!

  • @TonyPlease
    @TonyPlease 7 років тому +145

    redband is the luckiest dude to be doing his job and hes aweful at it

    • @yougotthatfunk3582
      @yougotthatfunk3582 6 років тому +3

      Would your comedy stylings generate a catchphase? ReeeeeedBan!

    • @nickglttbaow
      @nickglttbaow 5 років тому +16

      @Josiah E redban burner account confirmed

    • @Mcleod1198
      @Mcleod1198 5 років тому +5

      This is the worst camera angle lol

    • @cjr1881
      @cjr1881 2 роки тому +2

      RebBANNNNNNNNNN

    • @BattleBladeWarrior
      @BattleBladeWarrior Рік тому

      lol, I actually thought this was his best episode XD

  • @In_Case_Im_Fake
    @In_Case_Im_Fake 5 років тому +5

    0:11 The way Brian says "Werl famous comedy store.." HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

  • @chronnoisseur6355
    @chronnoisseur6355 2 місяці тому +1

    The "You need help, Brian" from Theo at 29:21 is so fucking funny to me, I say it just about every goddamn monday. Lmfao 😂

  • @samsapper2658
    @samsapper2658 Рік тому +35

    I love how Redban thinks he looks younger than 42 😂

    • @Lizzypoohxo
      @Lizzypoohxo Рік тому +1

      Well, his hair is bleached like a 29 something year old in the 2000s lol.

    • @aaronsmith4806
      @aaronsmith4806 10 місяців тому

      He still believes he’s the real slim shady

    • @elone8440
      @elone8440 4 місяці тому

      The real slim shitty​@@aaronsmith4806

    • @Wnick56
      @Wnick56 3 місяці тому

      This was his Tom Arnold phase

  • @excal29292
    @excal29292 7 років тому +72

    Redban starting to look like Tom Arnold

    • @davidwhitt2717
      @davidwhitt2717 5 років тому +2

      Redban looks like he smells like Rogan beat him up.

    • @ComedyArchives
      @ComedyArchives 10 місяців тому

      He looks like a trans from this angle ngl

    • @TopVideo77
      @TopVideo77 9 місяців тому

      wow you nailed that, so true! now I can’t unsee it

  • @jessfaught9174
    @jessfaught9174 4 роки тому +14

    Tony was very blunt about not knowing chromas name. Maybe that's why Chris was afraid to talk for his first 30 shows

  • @mitchellray6436
    @mitchellray6436 7 років тому +50

    Looks like all the time he has spent in LA has finally gotten to Redban. Godspeed brother only the lord can help you now.

    • @scotttydoesknow
      @scotttydoesknow 6 років тому +2

      he's in the lord's hands now

    • @SDsimplelife
      @SDsimplelife 2 роки тому +2

      What up with the Dane Cook hair

    • @dejay20001
      @dejay20001 2 роки тому +8

      Yeah i mean he looks like the yellow slug in Monsters Inc with the dike haircut. Unbelievable

  • @kidsomers94
    @kidsomers94 6 років тому +62

    i didnt think it was possible to hate redban anymore until now

    • @mikumonsoon
      @mikumonsoon Рік тому

      yeah i mean he’s always sucked honestly. insufferable

    • @BattleBladeWarrior
      @BattleBladeWarrior Рік тому +1

      Hahaha, I love that guy.
      A lot of the time his questions seem really out of place, but most of the people he as talking with had sexual jokes, so his pervy questions at least sort of fit. Dude had some great jokes in here.

  • @cjok8367
    @cjok8367 6 років тому +62

    It'd be nice to be able to hear Theo

    • @spych0367
      @spych0367 3 роки тому +1

      Theos not funny notice that he's barely talking this is real comedy not the children shit you watch

    • @Goatboii
      @Goatboii 3 роки тому

      @@spych0367 you’re literally subbed to Stevie T and you say other people watch childish shit 😂😂 you’re a fucking clown

    • @jaytimothy3645
      @jaytimothy3645 9 місяців тому +2

      He is the best, I wish this whole episode was only him

  • @Laprintanddesign
    @Laprintanddesign 7 років тому +14

    Love this show.
    All you guys are great in your own way.
    Theo's deliveries are hysterical, i was tearing up laughing.
    Bravo

  • @TWN-nw4jd
    @TWN-nw4jd 6 років тому +7

    Theo shaking the bands hands at the end was oddly touching

  • @nolackin60617
    @nolackin60617 7 років тому +46

    I'm here for the Redban hair comments.

  • @Demonxdaddy
    @Demonxdaddy 8 місяців тому +43

    2024 what’s up bros

    • @sethward2031
      @sethward2031 5 місяців тому +7

      Trump assassination joke was about 6 years early in this episode

    • @jakecalabrese8699
      @jakecalabrese8699 5 місяців тому

      whattup gang

    • @DeadStoph
      @DeadStoph 5 місяців тому

      Yooo

    • @DrVonNostrand
      @DrVonNostrand 4 місяці тому +1

      Chillin

    • @kaylasherrard3076
      @kaylasherrard3076 3 місяці тому +1

      Yup this is the oldest ep I’ve watched after a 2 week binge and the first time hearing them consistently give advice.

  • @derrickcrump9617
    @derrickcrump9617 7 років тому +91

    why did redban get a lesbian haircut

  • @motogig7803
    @motogig7803 7 років тому +41

    why does redban always hold the mic up to his mouth and never says anything even when he does say something its nothing.

    • @BlazinMason
      @BlazinMason 3 місяці тому

      BC he knows Tony will give him shit over almost anything that he says ! And he wishes he was as quick as Tony

  • @TehOddMenOut
    @TehOddMenOut 5 років тому +5

    Redban with no hat is more powerful. The hat is the ethereal container in which the genius pours over until it eventually explodes

  • @AlphaMom55
    @AlphaMom55 6 років тому +348

    I'm just here for Theo. 👍

  • @BattleBladeWarrior
    @BattleBladeWarrior Рік тому +5

    This episode was awesome! :D Great input from both guests, and Redban was on a roll! I'm with Tony, i don't know if he was just more sober this episode, but dude had some great jokes!
    Also, shoutout to the Chroma keys, that song was hilarious, and the lead singer was really entertaining

  • @er9875
    @er9875 7 років тому +166

    How is brian still so painfully cringey after so many podcasts?

    • @leoslicer9892
      @leoslicer9892 6 років тому +28

      because not everyone is funny but everyone thinks they have the right to be funny.

    • @stp9237
      @stp9237 6 років тому +10

      That puss juice is killing his brain cells

    • @leetledrummerboy
      @leetledrummerboy 6 років тому +13

      @@leoslicer9892 what is that a patton oswalt quote? Why be elitist about comedy of all things? Everyone does have the right to be funny, that doesn't mean they have the competence.

    • @pdubzpyro
      @pdubzpyro 5 років тому +4

      E R you can take the kid out the sex ring but.....

    • @jtrockr91
      @jtrockr91 5 років тому +8

      It's just in his nature, obviously. Tony should've learned from all the cringe that experienced on JRE.

  • @OilCompany95
    @OilCompany95 2 роки тому +4

    I looked up "kill tony sal" saw this one with Theo, and immediately had a childish almost creepy smile..

  • @missalbania9260
    @missalbania9260 4 роки тому +6

    "Chill out Bernie Sanders" Theo is the best

  • @tkcaapi2876
    @tkcaapi2876 7 років тому +8

    back when Redban and Schaub were bangin the same hair stylist called Vincent.

  • @BlazinMason
    @BlazinMason 3 місяці тому

    I fuggin love how Redban clapped at this dude working at Olive Garden! 😂😂. WTF! Even tony shot him a look! 👀 31:40

  • @dylanb3979
    @dylanb3979 5 місяців тому +4

    47:35 didn’t age well

  • @mahlonkapule7304
    @mahlonkapule7304 2 місяці тому +1

    redban didnt have the excitement he does now because he didnt know what it was going to become yet.

  • @xfur3urglarx748
    @xfur3urglarx748 7 років тому +4

    Chemist/Olive Garden dude is butters from South Park all grown up

  • @keyboardemperor3540
    @keyboardemperor3540 Рік тому +3

    I've watched most old, LA Kill Tony's & every single episode in Austin TX and I noticed that even though some fans claim the comedians are better in Austin or the band is so much better, I'd have to say that LA comedians are still better, they're just more prone to cancel culture integration whereas Austin is a more melting pot for comedians all over the US to people of all backgrounds & attributes. Then the band always bring out ultimate happiness for me. I still enjoy these old LA episodes, I'm binging every single one. The show as a whole still remains a great success that I hope keeps rising. Love to Tony & my man Redban

    • @nalfmalf
      @nalfmalf Рік тому +1

      i agree 100%, the comedians in Austin don't even come close

    • @nalfmalf
      @nalfmalf Рік тому +5

      the people who think Austin comedians are "good" are also the same people who think Joe Rogan is funny

    • @mattyrolph8429
      @mattyrolph8429 Рік тому +1

      I found NYC has them both beat if the episodes from there are a fair representation of the avg comedian from there.

  • @swingingpuppets7012
    @swingingpuppets7012 6 років тому +38

    Came here for Theo, realized his mic is way too low then left.

    • @MrLilpaul3
      @MrLilpaul3 5 років тому +3

      im a theo fan too but shut the fuck up

    • @santosdean5875
      @santosdean5875 10 місяців тому +2

      missed a good episode lol

  • @donkeykongsdad1312
    @donkeykongsdad1312 11 місяців тому

    @38:25 this guy says Galveston is a classy island.. riiiiiight. The locals told me the water is disgusted to floods that washed sewage into the waters. To get to the island you have to drive across the water on a bridge.. it’s illegal to take the bridge on foot which means homeless people end up stranded on the island and mug ppl, pull out knives etc. nah its pretty chill back there tho. I liked it. I forget the name of the light blue/cyan type colored building with smoothies but it was soooo good! Yuuum and fair prices. There’s the pier too where they have an amusement park and they have different places that are fun to book/visit for nightlife.

  • @chinsymcgee1327
    @chinsymcgee1327 3 роки тому +1

    Redban looking like sick boy from trainspotting after quitting everything but carbs

  • @kraftpunk5947
    @kraftpunk5947 Рік тому +2

    Redbans hair during this Era is ridiculous lol

  • @b0ssatr0n91
    @b0ssatr0n91 3 роки тому +3

    This is one of the best episodes I've seen. When theo said what are you a chemist for making salad and breadsticks

  • @abekitchen5537
    @abekitchen5537 Місяць тому +1

    Can you imagine this guest combo today?? Arena worthy

  • @alphakennyone8
    @alphakennyone8 Рік тому +2

    The rorld famous comedy store

  • @fernandocarvallo9135
    @fernandocarvallo9135 Рік тому +3

    Watching these old eps like looking back on your childhood before you remember your parents fighting all the time

  • @websightdotwebsite
    @websightdotwebsite 3 місяці тому

    I've been a pretty big Ben Palmer fan for awhile, I was pretty tickled to hear him say "hello" and snap me out of the programming I was working. Classic Ben Palmer fashion.

  • @CaseyJamesOrr
    @CaseyJamesOrr Рік тому +5

    Ben palmer. a legend

  • @michaeleverett2597
    @michaeleverett2597 Рік тому +1

    In every single episode that Ali was on, Tony tried to help her fix the problems with her jokes, she never learned how to properly structure a joke and yet she's somehow still working as a comedian. Unbelievable.

  • @gabdebelen8894
    @gabdebelen8894 3 місяці тому +1

    Theo: When I was like 12 or 13 my Uncle married a squirrel.
    Some Body: uhhh, he was into beastiality???
    Theo: Naww man, my uncle was a squirrel too!

  • @egoreaperdub
    @egoreaperdub 8 місяців тому +2

    Holy shit, seeing Ben Palmer on KT is a trip

  • @Brentrades
    @Brentrades 6 років тому +17

    Theo’s a good dude

  • @guitarshredder420
    @guitarshredder420 7 років тому +8

    I'm fittin to hit up Olive Garden

    • @DROOPDAWGYDAWG
      @DROOPDAWGYDAWG 6 років тому

      guitarshredder420 the chicken 🍗 Parmigiana extra crispy with the rigatoni

  • @Cornholio17
    @Cornholio17 6 років тому +8

    Seriously no talking at all Brian.

  • @Enderboii47
    @Enderboii47 2 роки тому +1

    @18:09 The next 3 seconds of tony's thoughts:
    Ohhh god no I don't want to shake your fucking hand are you kidding me get the fuck out of here, get out of my face I don't like you and I don't care, ill reject you front of everyone, just leave...oh...you are not going to give up, you really are insane, huh?... ACTUALLY...YOU KNOW WHAT? I don't feel like being murdered by this Psychopath tonight. *shakes hand*

  • @pointofpersonalprivilege
    @pointofpersonalprivilege 6 років тому +2

    Not what I was expecting redban to look like without a hat...

  • @joshuazavala1750
    @joshuazavala1750 3 місяці тому

    NO FKN WAYY BEN PALMER IS ON THIS !!! His special “you can be anything” came out years later and is hilarious

  • @leoslicer9892
    @leoslicer9892 6 років тому +4

    holy shit lol redban a why so serious joke in 2017 thats some next level comedic shit. that movie came out in 2008. That joke is turning into the next generations "run forest run".

  • @anotheryoutube3179
    @anotheryoutube3179 5 років тому +3

    Gunther from Central Perk

  • @juztinsane9281
    @juztinsane9281 11 місяців тому

    Lmfao I took my kid to Warbington farms to pick pumpkins in October haha

  • @thebargainbin6020
    @thebargainbin6020 6 років тому +1

    Why have I not been watching these?

  • @CinoG2G
    @CinoG2G 5 місяців тому

    I hope Tony thinks the oxygen arena in Berlin is real😂

  • @ISOCZAR
    @ISOCZAR 6 років тому +2

    How does someone fuck up audio this bad

  • @Gcm42011
    @Gcm42011 11 місяців тому +6

    Watching this in 2024

    • @Tanezoner
      @Tanezoner 8 місяців тому +1

      Wow good job 👏

  • @mikeyyeda4892
    @mikeyyeda4892 6 років тому +3

    i wanna know how Will Leech's 3 mintues went at the Icehouse

  • @chrisbarry9345
    @chrisbarry9345 3 місяці тому

    21:42 this guy is amazing with trolling companies 😂

  • @bigred1000100
    @bigred1000100 Рік тому +2

    Theo is a goat contender, but lets not forget how great sal was

  • @tc0mmender
    @tc0mmender 6 років тому +22

    Redban is seriously so gross and annoying

    • @Swipey900
      @Swipey900 5 місяців тому

      Yet he's sat there, for 10 years, unfazed by you morons 😂

  • @crlheureux
    @crlheureux 5 років тому +1

    Redban looks like a broke Tom Arnold in this episode.

  • @budlybeerburgler8083
    @budlybeerburgler8083 6 років тому +1

    Theo von and david duk lifting weights, FAAAAABULOUS!!!! Its raining men

  • @ianthorpe1925
    @ianthorpe1925 5 років тому +1

    If Rogan loved Brendan enough to give him the harsh truth, why doesn't he sit Redban down and tell this creep that it's over?

  • @John-ub4dw
    @John-ub4dw 6 років тому +1

    When he said "take dat gayboy"🤣

  • @benjaminfredrick5791
    @benjaminfredrick5791 7 років тому +2

    Why are the mics always too hot? OliveGarden7?

  • @Robert-lq6uf
    @Robert-lq6uf 2 роки тому +2

    That troll guy is semi famous now lol but really though

  • @pippyz2705
    @pippyz2705 4 роки тому +1

    That chroma keys song is sweet i still play gta on ps2

  • @spine4youu
    @spine4youu Рік тому

    This is the first time I've seen this Super Sayan Goodball Redban.

  • @elliottjames671
    @elliottjames671 6 років тому +2

    Christopher Ryan on audio

  • @beefbologne
    @beefbologne 9 місяців тому +1

    redban in his Beavis arch

  • @jasondesper2297
    @jasondesper2297 5 років тому +1

    Redban Cosbied his elementary school teacher. Holy Mackeral.

  • @ncarollo504
    @ncarollo504 9 місяців тому

    Didn’t realize the singer from Smashmouth guest produced back then

  • @chemica
    @chemica 2 роки тому

    This is historic footage of the death of the comedy store. First documented fly infestation.
    RIP a once great venue.

  • @HWRogue
    @HWRogue 3 роки тому

    Olive Garden is the Nickleback of restaurants.

  • @FeelingShred
    @FeelingShred 6 років тому

    42:00 poor dude, the guys can't accept he hooks up with a woman so effortlessly, I see this happen in real life, some men have these expectations of what your life is like based on your looks, it's pure insecurity and it's fucking annoying... let the dudes wondering, they will never know and they don't need to know = D

  • @malinko35
    @malinko35 4 роки тому

    miss the live shows.

  • @comefeastwithme441
    @comefeastwithme441 Місяць тому +1

    42:42 all he had to do was tell us his exact pick up line

  • @leuzephyr
    @leuzephyr 3 місяці тому +1

    47:33 aged poorly

  • @jeffreycarr86
    @jeffreycarr86 7 років тому +24

    Did redban finally realize they don't want to see him ever and he has no talent. We have no choice since his friends are famous and talented....stop talking redban

    • @TraceurDom
      @TraceurDom 6 років тому +1

      Brown Thunder stfu

    • @natsumesflowers7152
      @natsumesflowers7152 Рік тому

      And now?

    • @jeffreycarr86
      @jeffreycarr86 Рік тому

      @@natsumesflowers7152 and now what. Is redban still alive. Posted that 5 years ago. Is retard still living on coattails and hookers

  • @fredwilliams420
    @fredwilliams420 Рік тому +1

    Are we really not gonna talk about Redban's haircut?

  • @secretbandreappears244
    @secretbandreappears244 2 роки тому +1

    Almost had to pull the sword out on this one

  • @TerriLian
    @TerriLian Місяць тому +1

    Im here in 2024.

  • @MorningstarNightgod
    @MorningstarNightgod 11 місяців тому +1

    Impressions are really stupid even when they're really good it's just basically something you would do at a bar it's not really something that should be done on a stage.
    I much prefer a character it takes a lot more creativity to come up with a whole new being with a personality and voice etc.

  • @crystallawrence4584
    @crystallawrence4584 4 роки тому +4

    fire your sound engineer every eposide i have to adjust the volume 50 or 60 times legit ever 10 seconds cause one persons or anyothers mic is to low or to loud

  • @adambrown196
    @adambrown196 5 років тому +1

    Tony and Redban are Eskimo Bros

  • @myvcrbroke1392
    @myvcrbroke1392 6 років тому +1

    Sal is theos biggest fan

  • @michaeltavares7190
    @michaeltavares7190 4 роки тому +1

    Wow look at joelberg now!!! Humble beginnings

  • @carlosmartel5753
    @carlosmartel5753 6 років тому +2

    Redban lookin likea gay wizard, theo von is the truth

  • @themichaellaweraproject
    @themichaellaweraproject 7 років тому +9

    last thing: redban is like in every group,the one no one really likes and feels the need to chime in, when in reality no one would miss him if he disappeared

    • @Sundlofmusicalengineering
      @Sundlofmusicalengineering 3 роки тому

      A perfect balance of dynamics amoung friends

    • @danp1471
      @danp1471 3 роки тому

      Yeah. He really comes across as the one friend most people have in their life that is the "conversation ender". Just says something so stupid &\or with horrible timing it just kills the entire conversation.
      But he's doing more in life than I am so I guess he's doing something right.
      What that is though, I have no idea.

    • @dr_redbanRL
      @dr_redbanRL 2 роки тому

      @@danp1471 my theory is he worked in a sales job for so long and was so good at closing, it carried over to his social life

    • @adhhxgxhhg
      @adhhxgxhhg 4 місяці тому

      That's a sad way to think of people.

  • @KoreAmBear
    @KoreAmBear 6 місяців тому

    I think Tony should not only intro the guests but give them 2 mins to talk about what they’re up to. Guests have to fight to get their comments in to this day (it’s July 2024). I still look forward to KT every Monday.

  • @nickzinc9695
    @nickzinc9695 5 років тому

    The olive garden chemist was on the show Breaking Bread

  • @benjamoore
    @benjamoore 6 років тому +2

    I always sit in the front of Ubers

  • @damienaustin6848
    @damienaustin6848 6 років тому

    No one is asking the women at the end for a happy ending 😂😂😂

  • @johnsun2039
    @johnsun2039 2 роки тому

    He should've put the unibrowcorn in a hood and sunglasses. Unibrowcorn bomber.

  • @jasondesper2297
    @jasondesper2297 5 років тому

    The Palmer guy is like Steven Wright and a reserved Chris Delia.

  • @dylanperea4448
    @dylanperea4448 5 місяців тому +2

    47:32 didnt age too well...

  • @tariqxl
    @tariqxl 6 років тому +12

    I hope at some point Kill Tony gets Russel Brand on here. Not the worlds biggest fan or anything but think he'd be suited to this and would make a funny guest.

  • @LarryGoggins000
    @LarryGoggins000 Рік тому

    Back when Redban would actually fire back at Tony 😂