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  • Опубліковано 27 вер 2024
  • Shot at the Comedy Store on Oct 9th 2017.
    Follow the Kill Tony gang on Twitter:
    Tony Hinchcliffe ( / tonyhinchcliffe )
    Brian Redban ( / redban )
    Pat Regan ( / pattyregan )
    Jeremiah Watkins ( / jeremiahstandup )
    Joel Jimenez ( / mostlysorry )
    Josh Martin ( / joshmartincomic )
    Ryan J. Ebelt ( / ryanjebelt )
    As always: I replaced the original single-mic live audio stream with the much better official podcast multi-mic audio (no echoes etc).
    Video source: ustream.tv/reco...
    Audio source: deathsquad.tv/k...
    And also as always:
    I am not involved with the show in any way, I am just a huge fan.
    ALL the credit goes to Tony, Redban and everybody at KT and the CS.
    And if you love the show as much as I do, maybe buy some KT merch at shopsquad.tv or some KT posters at ryanjebelt.com to support.
    Now enjoy and PEACE.

КОМЕНТАРІ • 463

  • @isukye
    @isukye Рік тому +26

    this was my fav era of tom jus seemed more happy and goofy than now

  • @andgalactus1
    @andgalactus1 6 років тому +34

    Tom's reaction when the first act says she's going to rap. I could watch that over and over again.

    • @stevenh4557
      @stevenh4557 4 роки тому +11

      I feel like Tom was the only thing keeping tony from doing an actual spit take.

    • @TyManSOE28
      @TyManSOE28 2 роки тому +1

      Pure golden moments

    • @idontneednoritalin
      @idontneednoritalin 24 дні тому

      grabbing tony’s arm as tony’s trying not to spit his drink everywhere 😭

  • @CaBdosdos
    @CaBdosdos 3 роки тому +77

    OMG the first appearance of Jetski Johnson! She's adorable here 😍

    • @Grundymma
      @Grundymma 3 роки тому +5

      My mouth dropped lol

    • @thepro08
      @thepro08 3 роки тому

      Its easier to fuck One of the members than having talent...

    • @RetrospectWindow
      @RetrospectWindow 2 роки тому +23

      I think this is the second appearance. There was an episode with Jim Norton and Earl Skakel that was shot on Halloween, and Jetski showed up in costume as a magician (“Magic Johnson”). She said it was her first time in LA

    • @comeawaywithme
      @comeawaywithme 2 роки тому +23

      @@RetrospectWindow Nah this is like her 4th or 5th (i'm going thru every episode chronologically. she's gotten some luck out of the bucket)

    • @THESMARTERMAN555
      @THESMARTERMAN555 2 роки тому +3

      i was like i have heard this voice before. Now i know

  • @Mrkevi123
    @Mrkevi123 2 роки тому +13

    @29:50
    Tom: I feel like you might hire her.
    He spoke Jesse Jetski Johnson into existence!

  • @voodoomaestro4295
    @voodoomaestro4295 7 років тому +258

    Tom is the guest. And the first girl folds JEANS for a living. Seems like cosmic fate.

    • @achtungfernglas
      @achtungfernglas  7 років тому +20

      WOW, didn't realize, hilarious

    • @joseywales7829
      @joseywales7829 6 років тому +3

      and the guy missing a tooth, the no teeth tour!

    • @thecampfire4877
      @thecampfire4877 5 років тому +7

      That's a fuckin stretch

    • @trst361
      @trst361 3 роки тому

      Check out Tom Segura and Christina P's appearance on Kill Tony, the two (2) regulars went to the same highschool/county(?) as Tom and Christina. The girl that went to Christina P's highschool actually looks like 'a Christina P'

    • @hannubal4976
      @hannubal4976 3 роки тому

      #Simulationtheory

  • @michaelmelro6641
    @michaelmelro6641 7 років тому +93

    Tom Segura, almost always has a calm, cool, almost psycho like demeanour and he was brutal with Bunny loll.

    • @jwoahlnt
      @jwoahlnt 7 років тому +4

      Michael Melro bill burr called that lol

    • @1800WETANAL
      @1800WETANAL Рік тому +2

      He has a lot of practice letting female comedians know they're not very good, like his wife.

    • @BlazRa
      @BlazRa Рік тому

      I don't think you know what the fucking word psycho means
      Calm & cool does not go with psycho
      a psycho would be someone ranting and raving and trying to fucking bite you

  • @Granero38
    @Granero38 6 років тому +244

    Bunny's confidence is what's wrong with America

    • @shustyrackleford_710
      @shustyrackleford_710 4 роки тому +4

      @5,ooo LightYears Away theres a lot of room between that kind of confidence and hating yourself, but it's easier to just blow things out of proportion and make the other guy seem totally ridiculous than it is to actually consider someone's point of view honestly

    • @rookymusic6310
      @rookymusic6310 4 роки тому +8

      I agree -she’s insufferable

    • @GrrillaFinger
      @GrrillaFinger 3 роки тому +16

      @@shustyrackleford_710 you wrote that a little too confidently

    • @rac7551
      @rac7551 3 роки тому +11

      It's also what makes America great. Two sides of the same coin

    • @b0ssatr0n91
      @b0ssatr0n91 2 роки тому +4

      Thank you for this comment, it just made my day

  • @caxm666
    @caxm666 3 роки тому +53

    And to think Tony is about to get married a month after this was uploaded, and Tom wont find out for 8 more months

  • @sperez3275
    @sperez3275 2 роки тому +7

    Now Jesse/Jetski is on Andrew Santino and Bobby Lee’s podcast and tours with Pauly Shore

    • @idontknowmuch3441
      @idontknowmuch3441 Рік тому

      What? Really? Thats crazy. Thanks for that info I love Bobby

  • @ampfu
    @ampfu 7 років тому +66

    I watch Kill Tony to strengthen my sympathetic nervous system.. some of these are really embarrassing!

  • @Gibson1961SG
    @Gibson1961SG 5 років тому +25

    The first person is an archetype of every girl I've ever met who considered herself the "wild funny one" in the group... Facebook funny, doesn't equal stand-up funny...

    • @thenotoriousl.i.l.5252
      @thenotoriousl.i.l.5252 5 років тому +1

      Gibson1961SG she’s the typa bitch that just screams “weeuuuoooooggghhhhhhh!!!!” and thinks she’s the life of the party

    • @rosshurt795
      @rosshurt795 Місяць тому

      you've seen one that's facebook funny? you got low comedic standards brother

  • @besto764
    @besto764 3 роки тому +8

    Bunny obviously doesn't know that tommy bunz has a PhD in knowing his shit about rap.

  • @santosdean5875
    @santosdean5875 6 місяців тому +1

    “i feel like you might hire her” tom seeing into the future

  • @whatthe5954
    @whatthe5954 7 років тому +47

    Man, Bunny got hers, hahaha
    She tried to come in and have a weird attitude and got humbled for it.
    "We'll see how far just being adorable gets you."

    • @tattoojay88
      @tattoojay88 5 років тому

      I guess you can say she was humbled the 3rd time she took their advice and actually do comedy instead of rapping like the first 2 times lol about as much humbleness I've seen.

  • @youtubeuser4943
    @youtubeuser4943 5 років тому +4

    9/11 truther was fucking endearing as hell

  • @zachislifted
    @zachislifted 7 років тому +28

    Tom is the personality champion of the world

  • @gabehorn52
    @gabehorn52 9 місяців тому +2

    Awkward how the worst bomb of the night was the regular

  • @49ERSoverEVERYBODY
    @49ERSoverEVERYBODY 3 роки тому +5

    This is Redbans best show he’s ever done, he will never top this one

  • @theodorek.mullins5897
    @theodorek.mullins5897 7 років тому +7

    Dope that u take the time out to do this! Cheers!

  • @coreytheevoice1993
    @coreytheevoice1993 6 років тому +2

    "plantation fucking" best joke on show lmaaaaaooo

  • @Grimhead
    @Grimhead Місяць тому +1

    So funny hearing Tony telling Redban he's on point with the sound effects. Hahaha.. Now-a-days he just hating on them :)

  • @076657
    @076657 5 років тому +17

    That first girl is a great example of those women who because theyre hot everyone yeses them and pretends her garbage is valuable in anyway.

  • @BaserockStudio
    @BaserockStudio 4 роки тому +8

    I love when a guest hasn’t been on for a while and they are just dumbfounded by the inside jokes and how much the show has progressed.

  • @hannubal4976
    @hannubal4976 3 роки тому +6

    Am I the only one who hides his face from second-hand embarrassment when someone bombs as badly as Bunny?

    • @Tintdaddy88
      @Tintdaddy88 9 місяців тому +1

      Came here for this comment Jesus Christ the CRINGE

    • @hannubal4976
      @hannubal4976 9 місяців тому

      I'd completely forgotten about her thanks for reminding me of this atrocity@@Tintdaddy88

  • @hijodechago
    @hijodechago 11 місяців тому +2

    Is Tom Segura responsible for jetski becoming part of the band?

  • @foatie
    @foatie 7 років тому +3

    Afrodite killed it. "Funeral Sex" LMAO

  • @BeaverChaser
    @BeaverChaser 7 років тому +15

    Damn, Tom's getting older with age.

  • @KrazyKoleG
    @KrazyKoleG 3 роки тому +4

    Them Jeremiah did the finger blast impression of that dude i fucking DIEEEED with the music

  • @OG-Ghost33
    @OG-Ghost33 2 роки тому +1

    Literally overall my favorite show on you tube. I really admire and look up to stand up comics as the most courageous creatures on the planet. I’m a combat veteran who volunteered to go to Afghanistan during the surge but I honestly put stand up comics above me when it comes to getting on that stage and putting your physical self as a sacrifice for the potential pleasure and comfort of others

  • @BACNandEGGS
    @BACNandEGGS 3 роки тому +14

    My favorite part is when Redban said he mixes the audio, what a goofy liar

  • @trevor419
    @trevor419 2 місяці тому

    “do you get drunk fast”😂😂😂

  • @Kvnothing9
    @Kvnothing9 7 років тому +4

    the key is: even when things are super uncomfortable and awkward, you try to act naturally, thus making things more awkward.

  • @brohndelaurier566
    @brohndelaurier566 27 днів тому +1

    Awwwww... it's lil Baby Jetski!

  • @GrahamDoesStuff
    @GrahamDoesStuff 5 років тому +6

    26:15 Redband makes an absolute FOOL of himself..

  • @ThomasTk30
    @ThomasTk30 5 років тому +2

    Redban fucking killed it on the sound board.

  • @TheSakufighter
    @TheSakufighter 6 років тому +15

    The white girl rap was very cringeworthy ha ha! Yikes! 😂😂😂

  • @furburglar2
    @furburglar2 7 років тому +3

    Great episode. Tom drank so much water. The last girl's last joke was amaze.

  • @laura.louise
    @laura.louise 6 років тому +18

    Anybody who ever looked into 9/11 conspiracy theory and became a truther for a while until they just got apathetic laughed and peed their pants when she said "I got tired" I certainly did 😂😂😂

    • @mousemaing81
      @mousemaing81 5 років тому +3

      Um, it was an inside job youngin'!

  • @Sur_Reel
    @Sur_Reel 2 роки тому +2

    That’s awesome from seeing her on bad friends to see some roots of where she comes from

  • @johnnyboy5663
    @johnnyboy5663 3 роки тому +3

    26:52 Baby Jetski!

  • @WarLorde
    @WarLorde Рік тому +1

    Hell yeah Jetski, so great to see how far she has come since then ❤

  • @Lord_of_the_Pies
    @Lord_of_the_Pies 3 роки тому +4

    "I gotta pound of grass in my ass.". - Aphrodite the Great

  • @gabehorn52
    @gabehorn52 9 місяців тому +4

    Tom must've hated that the 'poors' were on the same stage as him.

  • @thatyoungolddude3916
    @thatyoungolddude3916 7 років тому +5

    Dude I remember when you had a handful of subs, cool to see you at 1k!!! Congrats

    • @alexandercaceres3941
      @alexandercaceres3941 4 роки тому

      95k now

    • @jacobchapman9803
      @jacobchapman9803 2 роки тому

      ​@@alexandercaceres3941 either your talking about views of this video or a fuck ton of people decided to unsubscribe from this dude 🤣🤣

  • @leoslicer9892
    @leoslicer9892 6 років тому +1

    "sound extrodinare" REDBAN lmfao

  • @Sprite_525
    @Sprite_525 5 років тому +4

    1:00:09 look at Tom hearing Aphrodite for the first time! He keeps looking at Tony, like “is she for real? this show is out of control dude!”

    • @stevenjm12
      @stevenjm12 4 роки тому

      this isnt her first time on KT

  • @AMHAPPY
    @AMHAPPY 7 років тому +8

    Redban looks like Harvey!

    • @ampfu
      @ampfu 7 років тому

      You mean Ralphie?

  • @dstringer3379
    @dstringer3379 6 років тому +3

    Redban making a case for the california straw ban @ 26:15

  • @FearlessJo
    @FearlessJo 3 роки тому +2

    "THAT CONE SUPPOSED TO BE WHITE, BOY"

  • @cottonkeef5633
    @cottonkeef5633 10 місяців тому +1

    Love ya Fern

  • @TELEthruVOXx
    @TELEthruVOXx 6 років тому +2

    This was the Best show

  • @ModeratelyAmused
    @ModeratelyAmused 5 років тому +2

    "he head-butted the back of my seat" Right after you slammed on the brakes? So disappointed Tom missed that.

  • @duhquadman
    @duhquadman 5 років тому +2

    Redban is the new Opie

  • @jimboslice375
    @jimboslice375 Рік тому +12

    Jessie Johnson is funny as hell and absolutely adorable 😂

    • @rosshurt795
      @rosshurt795 Місяць тому

      humorless and average* fixed it for ya

  • @RetrospectWindow
    @RetrospectWindow 2 роки тому +2

    The current Austin band could actually bring back the Redban song. A song cue with D Madness breaking into that jingle would be hilarious

    • @dr_redbanRL
      @dr_redbanRL Рік тому

      Fuck off that would be a dick move. I'd love to see it but no

  • @aaronhelfor8764
    @aaronhelfor8764 4 роки тому +4

    Do you think the board game life seems realistic?
    Do you?

  • @HILLBILLYDIRTFARMER
    @HILLBILLYDIRTFARMER 2 роки тому +1

    I wonder if Jessie "jet ski" "juicy" Johnson had any clue that she would be a bad friend 😁

  • @ryanlankford8634
    @ryanlankford8634 5 років тому +7

    that thing rapping needs to stop

  • @zacharycress9368
    @zacharycress9368 4 роки тому +2

    48:15 Tony basically predicts the future

  • @301401663
    @301401663 4 роки тому +1

    The jet ski

  • @claudes.whitacre1241
    @claudes.whitacre1241 6 років тому +3

    How can someone do comedy for 5 years and still not know what a joke is? The Sax player was really good though.

  • @vxn490
    @vxn490 7 років тому +6

    I don't think Redban was meant to have a mouth, or the ability to communicate verbally. He is obviously more suited to talking only through sound effects with heavy reverb.

    • @leoslicer9892
      @leoslicer9892 6 років тому

      just a tech dude that hangs with comedians.

  • @Georgejacked
    @Georgejacked 7 років тому +8

    Chef from southpark can sing.

  • @jaysworld3231
    @jaysworld3231 3 місяці тому

    Dude could've used those vampire 🧛‍♂️ fang little toy you get in Halloween 🎃

  • @robc5487
    @robc5487 6 років тому +1

    Jessie Johnson was awesome. Fun energy.

  • @biupS
    @biupS 4 роки тому +1

    On this day Jeremiah fell into a deep trance

  • @joshuacrowell1614
    @joshuacrowell1614 29 днів тому

    Bunny now does bible verse readings on her UA-cam channel, things have changed

  • @jujuman4752
    @jujuman4752 6 років тому +3

    The best band from the land is the best part of every ep

  • @cinemacynic980
    @cinemacynic980 3 роки тому +1

    I wonder if Christina P ever got a Bunny video on her TikTok algorithm.

  • @baileyhooper5337
    @baileyhooper5337 5 місяців тому

    "this should be a big show" look at him now wowwww

  • @Cheburashka_420
    @Cheburashka_420 2 місяці тому +1

    The first girl made me lose brain cells

  • @CeeLoGreen666
    @CeeLoGreen666 Рік тому

    holy fuck the vegas shooting joke tom pulled was great

  • @antonsaad2924
    @antonsaad2924 Рік тому +2

    Oh how I miss Jeremiah

  • @saintness123
    @saintness123 3 роки тому +2

    Jeremiah is very underrated

    • @SKUNK_FPS_Clips
      @SKUNK_FPS_Clips 2 роки тому +1

      He's the funniest part of the show to me sometimes

  • @BryBry666
    @BryBry666 Рік тому

    Thank You

  • @charlescollins2440
    @charlescollins2440 10 місяців тому

    Man I thought tony said before you go enjoy your 60 second birthday to afrodite 😅

  • @Iamjimpage
    @Iamjimpage 2 роки тому

    BUNNY!! was excruciating.

  • @KDOGGER11
    @KDOGGER11 7 років тому +3

    Brian's fisting comment was hilarious!

  • @HarveyGrass
    @HarveyGrass 7 років тому +1

    best episode ever

    • @AnonymousGameWarden
      @AnonymousGameWarden 2 роки тому

      Wow lol, you have way too much time on your hands.

    • @gbeach85
      @gbeach85 Рік тому

      @@AnonymousGameWarden What a weird comment

    • @AnonymousGameWarden
      @AnonymousGameWarden Рік тому

      @@gbeach85 what a weird thing to point out..

    • @gbeach85
      @gbeach85 Рік тому

      @@AnonymousGameWarden If I wanted my own come back I’d scrape it off your mother’s teeth

    • @AnonymousGameWarden
      @AnonymousGameWarden Рік тому

      @@gbeach85 be better not bitter, ya donkey.

  • @charlescollins2440
    @charlescollins2440 10 місяців тому

    Also kinda looks like the guy who's missing a tooth wears a size 8 shoe

  • @jack_mcdoogle2609
    @jack_mcdoogle2609 5 років тому +1

    Try it out

  • @cotyparker1423
    @cotyparker1423 3 роки тому

    "I think I'm allowed to ask that if she's a lesbian" -Tony hinchcliffe.

  • @Skorp-eon
    @Skorp-eon 3 роки тому +1

    Mina Q makes my funnies tingle . Yes I know this is old footage but she’s enticing

  • @MoNkDiZzLe6
    @MoNkDiZzLe6 10 місяців тому

    1:04:27 that tooth bit cracked me up!

  • @carlost1013
    @carlost1013 7 років тому +1

    Now it makes sense every time I used to listen to them on the Podcasts the audio was so loud it distorts when you play the bear now that I'm seeing the video they're not wearing headphones so they don't know how loud it is I just don't give a fuck

    • @carlost1013
      @carlost1013 7 років тому

      DEATH PROOF Hey fuck face obviously you don’t listen to the Podcasts if you did you would know when the fucking bear goes off it feels like you want to blow your fucking headphones out

    • @deathproof1533
      @deathproof1533 7 років тому

      carlost1013 pussy

  • @jamiepickles5908
    @jamiepickles5908 6 років тому +12

    Redban is the best and the worst.

  • @dragdubs
    @dragdubs 6 місяців тому

    Vroom. Vroom. Vroom.

  • @Gucci_Mustard
    @Gucci_Mustard Рік тому

    Juice!

  • @PiStOlNomics
    @PiStOlNomics 4 місяці тому

    What hapoened to joelburg

  • @BlazRa
    @BlazRa Рік тому +1

    I love Tom Segura all his specials are fantastic even when he is really making fun of stuff I like he's a goat

  • @harrisonbeller3895
    @harrisonbeller3895 6 років тому +1

    I laugh so hard

  • @jjeoy
    @jjeoy 7 років тому +1

    finally a funny episode of kill tony let's go

  • @jontraynor5161
    @jontraynor5161 3 роки тому

    Omg it's JetSki!!

  • @WingsOfADream1
    @WingsOfADream1 Рік тому

    32:21 Tony almoist spits out the water.... the timing was a tiny bit off X'D
    58:52 I swear I hear Joes signature laugh from the back somewhere :P

  • @Mr-co5uv
    @Mr-co5uv 7 років тому +4

    sound quality is always so bad.

    • @therealsufo
      @therealsufo 7 років тому +2

      I get that it's tough with stage mics so the live stream might never be great, but they could at least record it to different tracks and re-master for the upload. Redban is just lazy - they should get Jamie to do the audio as well as the cameras.

  • @Lord_of_the_Pies
    @Lord_of_the_Pies 3 роки тому +3

    Aphrodite is fucking underrated, great jokes, great personality z awesome sense of humor, can take a little roasting. Man, I feel like she should have had a sitcom in the 90s

  • @projecttsukuyomi9909
    @projecttsukuyomi9909 Рік тому

    she folds JEANS and is a total COOL GIRL

  • @KOFilms797
    @KOFilms797 6 років тому +2

    That first chick can’t take jokes back lol

  • @adaml3376
    @adaml3376 7 років тому

    It's just a fuzzy... Just a fuzzy

  • @theezy4441
    @theezy4441 2 роки тому

    Tom segura comes out strong insulting everyone, I’m surprised it wasn’t a fart joke