Bad Movie Review: Digital Man

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  • @markiangooley
    @markiangooley Рік тому +50

    To use a sometimes-ignored meaning of “digital”:
    Digital Man! He has FINGERS!

    • @jfess1911
      @jfess1911 Рік тому +4

      Reminds me of the old joke that I can easily count to 10, 20 twenty without shoes, and 21 if I take my pants off.

    • @cujoedaman
      @cujoedaman Рік тому +6

      He identifies as binary! Get it? Because computers are binary?
      Yeah, I'll see myself out...

  • @markiangooley
    @markiangooley Рік тому +66

    I wear glasses, digital hearing aids, and a blood glucose sensor. Arguably I’m a cyborg too!

    • @AquamentusLives
      @AquamentusLives Рік тому

      🤖

    • @ItsClodsire
      @ItsClodsire Рік тому +2

      Definitely a cyborg.

    • @jfess1911
      @jfess1911 Рік тому +4

      My biggest question is if we can use YOU as an intermediary when the machines take over??

    • @Crash765
      @Crash765 Рік тому +4

      I have a knee replacement and a shoulder replacement. I'm getting there.

    • @tuckerbowen4626
      @tuckerbowen4626 Рік тому

      I could very well be wrong, but i think the difference between just 'cybernetically enhanced' and full 'cyborg' depends on whether the brain is also part machine

  • @doublep1980
    @doublep1980 Рік тому +21

    It's basically discount Universal Soldier/Terminator with Matthias Hues.

  • @mnky75
    @mnky75 Рік тому +28

    Kind of disappointed the Main Villain wasn't "Analogue Dude"!

    • @timtheskeptic1147
      @timtheskeptic1147 Рік тому +2

      Or Punch Card Pimp.
      Clockwork Homie.

    • @kaiokendo
      @kaiokendo Рік тому

      Or just UGH

    • @bostonrailfan2427
      @bostonrailfan2427 11 місяців тому

      technically, wasn’t he? a regular scumbag, no electrics added onto him

  • @kemmdog4444
    @kemmdog4444 Рік тому +21

    It’s always good to see Matthias Hues of I Come in Peace.

  • @hemidas
    @hemidas Рік тому +29

    80's and 90's straight to video movies will always be a guilty pleasure for me.

    • @pierregirard1970
      @pierregirard1970 Рік тому +6

      Sincerely I don't feel any guilt about that pleasure !😊

    • @bostonrailfan2427
      @bostonrailfan2427 11 місяців тому

      @@pierregirard1970it’s the pleasure in some that brings the guilt 😉

    • @bostonrailfan2427
      @bostonrailfan2427 11 місяців тому

      ditto..spent way too much money on those movies in the 90s

  • @herbertkeithmiller
    @herbertkeithmiller Рік тому +14

    0:11 You got to admit that the scene at the start of the video where the guy gets literally shot through is a pretty good effect. I mean look at that again there's an explosion visible through the hole blown in his stomach. I totally buy it.

    • @dbsommers1
      @dbsommers1 Рік тому +3

      Same. Surprisingly great effect.

  • @ScaryBaldMan
    @ScaryBaldMan Рік тому +13

    The young hick woman, Susie, was Chase Masterson, maybe better known as Leeta from Star Trek: Deep Space Nine.

    • @princecharon
      @princecharon Рік тому +2

      Huh, she is. I thought she seemed familiar.

    • @bostonrailfan2427
      @bostonrailfan2427 11 місяців тому +2

      huh, guess this is what Leeta does in the holosuite when not romancing Rom

  • @philipmorris4843
    @philipmorris4843 Рік тому +3

    Satellite dish guy is Patrick Swayze’s brother and officer is principal from Breakfast Club

  • @GoADHDGo
    @GoADHDGo Рік тому +2

    I like when he said “I'm the digital man, the digital man, I can be digital as fast as you can, I can be digital as fast as you can.”

  • @Jellyvibe
    @Jellyvibe Рік тому +15

    This actually looks kinda fun. I recognized some faces from non-schlock cinema and one voice- I’d bet real money that was Susan Tyrell as the, uh, mature hick woman. Time to hunt this one down!

    • @DMfilmfan
      @DMfilmfan Рік тому +2

      Glad to see someone else recognized Susan ! I loved her in "Cry Baby".

  • @TheRealNormanBates
    @TheRealNormanBates Рік тому +4

    0:10 that was a really cool effect. I like how you can see the flame _in_ the hole in the dude.
    Considering the aesthetic, it would be nice to see *Death Machine* in the near future.
    3:00 wow... this is a major plot point in the Dark Horse *Aliens* comics.

  • @zaphodbbrox
    @zaphodbbrox Рік тому +1

    We have Robocop, Terminator, Aliens, Tremors... and I think that scene with Digital Man taking his armor off could be a nod to Predator.

  • @xkumanekox
    @xkumanekox Рік тому +36

    As cheesy and bad (quality-wise) as they are, you have to admit, these 90s B-grade sci-fi direct to video movies are just visually and aesthetically fun.

    • @taionalmeida5337
      @taionalmeida5337 Рік тому +3

      Sometimes the effort Of geting decent pratical effetcs with tigh budget and time is way more interesting than the movie itself, can't deny.

  • @mugwugthemagnificful
    @mugwugthemagnificful 9 місяців тому +1

    The size of your gun DOES MATTER!

  • @grapeshot
    @grapeshot Рік тому +9

    If the Terminator and Kyle Reese ever teamed up.

  • @grapeshot
    @grapeshot Рік тому +6

    Well he doesn't have to worry about a satellite dish anymore🤷🏿‍♂️

  • @TheMartinChronicles
    @TheMartinChronicles Рік тому +2

    How great would this be if instead of "Digital Man" they called it "That Son of a Bitch that Wrecked my Satellite Dish"?

  • @TheUluxian
    @TheUluxian Рік тому +4

    A B-list Howard brother and a B-list Baldwin brother..
    All we need now is a B-list Estevez for the trifecta..

    • @davidmoran2296
      @davidmoran2296 Рік тому +1

      And add in a Swayze brother as well.

    • @loumencken9644
      @loumencken9644 Рік тому +4

      Adam Baldwin is not one of the Baldwin brothers. But Don Swayze, brother of Patrick Swayze, is in the cast.

  • @bensneb360
    @bensneb360 Рік тому +6

    Digital Man, much more powerful than his predecessor, Analog Man lol

    • @lloydmckay3241
      @lloydmckay3241 Рік тому +1

      Steam Punk Willie. Guy ( Fawkes) Gunpowder Man. All the way back to Cave Rock Dude.

  • @SlothinAintEasy
    @SlothinAintEasy Рік тому +2

    Holographic memory system?? The heck does that mean? I need a scientist!!

    • @lloydmckay3241
      @lloydmckay3241 Рік тому

      The OP did it.-Is it hologram or Holograph?
      The preferred word is Hologram. The dictionary defines a Holograph as a hand written document, as in a holographic will or deed. A Holographer is someone who makes holograms. Holography is the word for the technology and artform.-- Written personally by the author.--

  • @Malum09
    @Malum09 Рік тому +1

    Someone took a glance at Clint Howard and thought “this man could play Mission Control in anything”.

  • @paultapner2769
    @paultapner2769 Рік тому +8

    I'm not entirely clear what was Digital about him. And someone should have asked Billy whether it was Digital Man that attacked him or the Satellite Dish. Because he rather implied the latter.

    • @markiangooley
      @markiangooley Рік тому +4

      He has digits! As in fingers! Of course, that makes almost any man a Digital Man.

  • @tuckerbowen4626
    @tuckerbowen4626 Рік тому +3

    I can actually think of like five other movies Clint Howard appeared in that I'm fairly certain Ron didn't direct

  • @jasonblalock4429
    @jasonblalock4429 Рік тому +2

    OK, this one looks hilarious. I may have to check it out. And you didn't even point out Paul "Principal Vernon" Gleason in the cast!

  • @buzzawuzza3743
    @buzzawuzza3743 Рік тому +3

    I totally understood the plot except for the parts with the robots and the people and what they were saying.

  • @RussLudwig
    @RussLudwig Рік тому +2

    3:08 I'd pull her tag 😉 Thanks DC Reviews for a hilarious start to my week 👍

  • @GleeChan
    @GleeChan Рік тому +3

    But what about those tags?

  • @RaimoKangasniemi
    @RaimoKangasniemi Рік тому +3

    And no one shoots it in the head... 🙈

  • @DMfilmfan
    @DMfilmfan Рік тому +1

    4:48 awwww, why did they have to kill Cletus and Brandine? Who's going to raise their 39 children? 2:50 So the cyborgs don't realize they're not human; does this mean they were programmed to have bodily functions / b*wel movements etc to blend-in with the humans? 😕 I'm an adult cyborg, I'm programmed to think I'm human but I've never had to use the bathroom; maybe I need to increase my fiber intake .......

  • @wimvanderstraeten6521
    @wimvanderstraeten6521 Рік тому +1

    I see Patrick Swayze's brother Don is in this movie.

  • @jyesucevitz
    @jyesucevitz Рік тому +2

    02:10 "...a malfunctioning Robocop is being hunted by the squad from aliens. in the town from tremors."
    you forgot to add: they were sent by Deputy Chief of Police Dwayne T Robinson from Die Hard. (or vice principal Vernon from The Breakfast Club. I think Die Hard fits this better here.)

  • @AlexanderBlues1228
    @AlexanderBlues1228 Рік тому +8

    Love the casting!

    • @tylerskiss
      @tylerskiss Рік тому +1

      I know! Is it just me or is the guy from Breakfast Club a tragically underused actor?

    • @parisgreen4600
      @parisgreen4600 Рік тому +2

      Yup, I spotted Don Swayze (redneck guy), Ed Lauter (bald military guy) and Paul Gleason (gray-haired military guy). I'm sure I am missing some too.

  • @scottjo63
    @scottjo63 Рік тому +4

    Well damn, bad movie review?? It actually looks like a lot of fun!!

  • @georgeoldsterd8994
    @georgeoldsterd8994 Рік тому +1

    I have fond memories of this film. They kept showing it on tv alongside similar schlock cinema, and I was all over it! It was like Terminator, but not scary.

  • @alandhopewell
    @alandhopewell Рік тому +2

    Robin, this movie was nothing more than an excuse to drink mass quantities of high gravity beer with friends, and riff unmercifully.

  • @Bluesit32
    @Bluesit32 Рік тому +2

    Well...this was a movie with no real stakes. I mean, we WANT the D-1 to succeed, don't we? It isn't malfunctioning. And we certainly aren't given a reason to route for these clowns.

  • @Ektalon
    @Ektalon Рік тому +1

    Whatever happens inside the facility, stays inside the facility.

  • @mariakelly90210
    @mariakelly90210 Рік тому

    2:26 Is that Daniel Dae Kim?

  • @dbsommers1
    @dbsommers1 Рік тому +1

    Action packed dumb fun. Works for me.
    And that blown hole effect at the start was actually sweet.

  • @Bigbadwhitecracker
    @Bigbadwhitecracker Рік тому

    3:37 NO, I'm not taking this seriously

  • @l.a.gothro3999
    @l.a.gothro3999 Рік тому +3

    Who remembers "My Bodyguard"?

  • @Turbiales
    @Turbiales Рік тому

    Hey there is a lot of support actors of my favourite series in there!

  • @ROMANTIKILLER2
    @ROMANTIKILLER2 Рік тому

    I could see a good sci-fi movie made around some of the concept thrown at the wall in this flick. It would only need some decently written characters, dialogues, and a plot that makes sense.

  • @robotrix
    @robotrix Рік тому

    D-1 (Mathias Hues) was in a lot of cool B movies. Still is. But the one you should do is I Come In Peace a/k/a Dark Angel.

  • @noahbody9747
    @noahbody9747 Рік тому

    What this film needed was Tobor, the 8th man to combat digital man.

  • @annnichols3091
    @annnichols3091 Рік тому

    The plot appears to be a thin scaffolding on which to hang a lot of shooting and explosions.

  • @dicegeeks
    @dicegeeks Рік тому

    From the low budget king Phillip J Roth himself. Man, what a cast though.

  • @kaiokendo
    @kaiokendo Рік тому

    1:32 austION Powers exists???

  • @ericjanssen394
    @ericjanssen394 Рік тому

    7:00 - But don’t worry, as Digital Man can be defeated with the power of the Schwartz.

  • @ChickenWyngz
    @ChickenWyngz Рік тому +1

    Another day, another headscratch on why Dark Corners isn't bigger

  • @dkamphaus43
    @dkamphaus43 Рік тому +1

    I hope this gets a blu ray release soon.

  • @Scatscar1985
    @Scatscar1985 Рік тому +1

    Paul Gleason!

  • @ajivins1
    @ajivins1 Рік тому

    I hate getting friction in 'The Squad'.

  • @tylerskiss
    @tylerskiss Рік тому +2

    Wait. That actually looks pretty good.

  • @JeffreyDeCristofaro
    @JeffreyDeCristofaro Рік тому

    What the hell!? I just looked up this one's credits on IMDB and Andy Sedaris wasn't even involved! It pretty much has most of the tropes that distinguish his movies and could have used WAY more smoking hot babes, some who COULD have been cyborgs like the late Julie Strain - SUCH a missed opportunity!!!

  • @echopeakbicycling85
    @echopeakbicycling85 Рік тому

    One of those actors was the late Patrick Swayze's brother.
    Why cyborgs and what was the purpose of their mission? So you could have another movie featuring typical 80's action movie tropes. Looks good for a laugh.

  • @davidchurch5932
    @davidchurch5932 Рік тому +1

    Plot? Plot... Nope. None of that new fangled stuff here.

  • @nicholsliwilson
    @nicholsliwilson Рік тому

    0:45 compensating? 1:58 they look more like a team of airsoft weenees to me? Off to play soldier with their toy guns again? 😄

  • @RavenHouseMystery
    @RavenHouseMystery Рік тому

    The cast alone makes me curious to watch it. Looks like the film got a lot of use out of Vasquez Rocks too.

  • @itowmyhome797
    @itowmyhome797 Рік тому

    Thank you

  • @Nicolas.Vincent
    @Nicolas.Vincent Рік тому

    Wasn't that main dude in Leprechaun? And Summer School? 🤔

  • @thatlittlevoice6354
    @thatlittlevoice6354 Рік тому

    Just think, not long before this, Anders was in Summer School.

  • @bloodrunsclear
    @bloodrunsclear Місяць тому

    Jayne Kobb went fed!

  • @NinjaNezumi
    @NinjaNezumi Рік тому

    The only possible plot was for the bad guy to use his corrupted bad guy robot to kill the only soldiers that could track them down and kill them, then escape with the information and the super soldier to sell to the highest bidder.
    But it's clear that wasn't in the movie unless you missed something.

  • @comicsdude3166
    @comicsdude3166 Рік тому

    08:18 epic murder😂😂

  • @indigoyarkindell968
    @indigoyarkindell968 Рік тому

    hey, it has chase masterson. that's worth it right there. too bad she doesn't make it to the end

  • @Evilgrebo
    @Evilgrebo Рік тому

    God damn I've been trying to remember this film for years.

  • @davidj.thompson
    @davidj.thompson Рік тому

    Mathias and Patrick Swayze's brother in the same movie!?
    At least, I'm pretty sure it's them...

  • @TheMadAfrican1
    @TheMadAfrican1 Рік тому

    What you mean "rare" sighting? Clint Howard has given memorable performances in so many great horror films!

    • @geraldmartin7703
      @geraldmartin7703 Рік тому +1

      Ice Cream Man (1995)?

    • @TheMadAfrican1
      @TheMadAfrican1 Рік тому

      ​@@geraldmartin7703Ticks! Silent Night Deadly Night 4 (or 3?). Quite a few others. Guy gets around. He does the kooky weirdo character well.

  • @cord113
    @cord113 Рік тому +15

    Look out for the modern remake: Non-Binary Man!

  • @dad_jokes_4ever226
    @dad_jokes_4ever226 Рік тому

    Cool theyre using bazookoids from Red Dwarf

  • @l.a.gothro3999
    @l.a.gothro3999 Рік тому

    Who's seen "Ice Cream Man" with Clint Howard in the role of the ICM?

  • @OUTSIDER40
    @OUTSIDER40 Рік тому

    I barely remember this movie, thanks for making this video 👍

  • @jyesucevitz
    @jyesucevitz Рік тому

    1:24 you didn't follow "it" or you couldn't follow"it"?

  • @varanid9
    @varanid9 Рік тому

    I normally don't like low budget cyberpunk, but the cast alone makes this one seem like bad movie fun.

  • @boofuls
    @boofuls Рік тому

    Think thats patrick swayzes brother

  • @jonathanmulondo9206
    @jonathanmulondo9206 Рік тому

    The 80s and 90s had the wackiest SciFi B movies

  • @davidromeroblaya7920
    @davidromeroblaya7920 Рік тому

    Of course, they are ninjas in this movie. Why not?

  • @mahatmarandy5977
    @mahatmarandy5977 Рік тому +1

    Just as a sidenote: absolutely drives me freaking insane how no one can ever manage to get a military beret right in these kinds of movies.

  • @davidlionheart2438
    @davidlionheart2438 Рік тому

    You had me at Susan Tyrell and Matthias Hues sans shirt.

  • @heidifedor
    @heidifedor Рік тому

    Isn’t that Patrick Swayze’s brother?

  • @jamesabernethy7896
    @jamesabernethy7896 Рік тому

    Chase Masterson and Adam Baldwin are in this. I approve of this movie.

  • @danielwilliamson6180
    @danielwilliamson6180 8 місяців тому

    I have heard of Digital Man. But I've never watched it.

  • @diegoferreiro9478
    @diegoferreiro9478 Рік тому

    Looks like Robocop had became Cyborg Putin.

  • @lloydmckay3241
    @lloydmckay3241 Рік тому

    Aside from being a bad movie, it looks hilarious.

  • @thribs
    @thribs Рік тому

    Aren’t cyborgs supposed to be part human? They’re not fully robots

  • @nobudgetshortfilms5510
    @nobudgetshortfilms5510 Рік тому

    It's amazing how The Terminator spawned so many ripoffs in the 80's.

  • @mikaelolsson9123
    @mikaelolsson9123 Рік тому +3

    Are you sure this isn't supposed to be a parody?

  • @alejandrocasalegno1657
    @alejandrocasalegno1657 Рік тому

    "Nemesis" is have SOME argument...............................this not...............

  • @Simple_Jack5
    @Simple_Jack5 Рік тому

    I'm not gonna lie, I really like the look of this film.

  • @garyhall7867
    @garyhall7867 Рік тому

    Didnt know Theo Von did movies

  • @superhetoric
    @superhetoric Рік тому

    Susan Tyrrell is a marvel

  • @thrashpondopons8348
    @thrashpondopons8348 Рік тому

    Seems a little 'Blade Runner' in there as well!

  • @grapeshot
    @grapeshot Рік тому +2

    Animal Mother

  • @ericalbany
    @ericalbany Рік тому

    The "B Team"

    • @diegoferreiro9478
      @diegoferreiro9478 Рік тому +1

      "You don't want to know about C Team" (Robot Chicken)

  • @a.champagne6238
    @a.champagne6238 Рік тому

    90's straight-to-video movies are just too soulless to enjoy on any level. As bad as Ed Wood or Jerry Warren films were, they at least had personality.

  • @countgeekula9143
    @countgeekula9143 Рік тому

    Looks rubbish but fun. Some decent production value there and a few recognisable actors. Might have to watch it.

  • @einarvalentinoronn9870
    @einarvalentinoronn9870 Рік тому

    I come in peace 😁

  • @annnichols3091
    @annnichols3091 Рік тому

    Is this movie confusing "cyborg" with "android"? A Cyborg IS human.