When Your Asian Card Is Revoked..

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  • @kdeeler1
    @kdeeler1 2 роки тому +3648

    This woman has every Kirby plushie ever created all in her room

    • @Bradyboy26
      @Bradyboy26 2 роки тому +103

      Its not enough kirbys..... never enough

    • @klondor7432
      @klondor7432 2 роки тому +34

      Everywhere I go I just see Kirby looking at me in disappointment.

    • @NahNoWayy
      @NahNoWayy 2 роки тому +5

      I respect it

    • @mokie7421
      @mokie7421 2 роки тому

      @@klondor7432 😟

    • @aa-tp6jv
      @aa-tp6jv 2 роки тому +8

      and for that reason alone I am subscribing - Kirby is the superior race

  • @acadianalien
    @acadianalien 2 роки тому +2291

    If you're half-chinese you can only use 1 chopstick.

    • @lighters5266
      @lighters5266 2 роки тому +6

      nah thats just sacrilegious

    • @Daysaturate
      @Daysaturate 2 роки тому +11

      I'm a quarter-chinese, what would I do then hmmmm?

    • @tuntarallCotA
      @tuntarallCotA 2 роки тому

      @@Daysaturate use a toothpick

    • @molexi6537
      @molexi6537 2 роки тому +22

      If you are "wasian" you can only eath with a fork in your left and chopstick in your right hand.

    • @TheLightUpMachine
      @TheLightUpMachine 2 роки тому +9

      @@Daysaturate We just use the stub of a chopstick lmao

  • @KarlPHorse
    @KarlPHorse 2 роки тому +2738

    You're laughing, she lost her asian card and you're laughing.

  • @Cyber5044
    @Cyber5044 2 роки тому +2585

    OTK are now looking for a new token Asian, Miyoung you're up!

    • @elijahbuscho7715
      @elijahbuscho7715 2 роки тому +206

      who the f is Miyoung? Oh wait, are you talking about Tamia?

    • @jamesgoodman1218
      @jamesgoodman1218 2 роки тому +9

      @@elijahbuscho7715 lmao

    • @steviefor3
      @steviefor3 2 роки тому +7

      She's in OTV right?

    • @brianisaway
      @brianisaway 2 роки тому +33

      @@steviefor3 no just a friend

    • @melanisticmandalorian8909
      @melanisticmandalorian8909 2 роки тому +91

      Can't trust a weirdo that takes off everything off a pizza and just eats the bread.

  • @timumbra2476
    @timumbra2476 2 роки тому +2657

    EMOTIONAL DAMAGE !!!!

  • @oldthug7624
    @oldthug7624 2 роки тому +381

    I always teach my friends the proper way to hold their forks and spoons.

    • @sethbishop6890
      @sethbishop6890 2 роки тому +6

      Teach me sensei!

    • @ctrlzme.6448
      @ctrlzme.6448 2 роки тому

      @@sethbishop6890 spoon on your left and fork on your right. If you're using knives and forks, fork on your left and knife on your right.

    • @sethbishop6890
      @sethbishop6890 2 роки тому +2

      @@ctrlzme.6448 does it matter that I'm left handed at all?

    • @Xxassass1n021xX
      @Xxassass1n021xX 2 роки тому

      HAHAHA

    • @bxinger
      @bxinger 2 роки тому +11

      You joke but there really is etiquette classes out there that teach you how to use utensils properly haha

  • @tonyeng2663
    @tonyeng2663 2 роки тому +1358

    I actually never learned how even though I'm Asian. Instead of learning the correct way I've somehow taught myself a different way of using chopsticks. Works the same so never cared to learn the legit way.

    • @alika124
      @alika124 2 роки тому +10

      Are you one of those people that hold them in their hand like an ice pick cause that shit is mind blowing to me?

    • @tonyeng2663
      @tonyeng2663 2 роки тому +33

      @@alika124 the way it looks when I hold it would be similar to scissors I guess. Chopsticks are crossed like scissors and closes like scissors when i pick up stuff. I still use one hand.

    • @Cha0s13erry
      @Cha0s13erry 2 роки тому

      @@tonyeng2663 so the chopsticks are crossed together?

    • @dfernandez3482
      @dfernandez3482 2 роки тому +3

      I use Pororo training chopsticks I found at work 😂

    • @tonyeng2663
      @tonyeng2663 2 роки тому +35

      @@Cha0s13erry yea, shit. Just searched this up and it's called scissorhand grip. I always thought there was only one way to hold chopsticks. People do say I hold chopsticks weird though.

  • @philanthropicnightmare1206
    @philanthropicnightmare1206 2 роки тому +290

    Had a Taiwanese friend (that lives in Taiwan) tell me there's no "real way" to use chopsticks. He said everybody kinda just comes up with their own way.

    • @lighters5266
      @lighters5266 2 роки тому +36

      I am fully Taiwanese and I kind of disagree, because there is an objective way that the majority of people use, or traditionally correct at least

    • @jmacsbiggestfan9020
      @jmacsbiggestfan9020 2 роки тому +6

      cuz some rando in taiwan knows everything about chopsticks?

    • @RIURIU4
      @RIURIU4 2 роки тому +47

      There is a correct way to use it, a technique passed down generations after generations. A secret art taught to only those who truly adopt the Asian path of food enlightenment. Only when you master it will you be able to consistently pick up slippery stuff like tofu with nothing but the holy sticks.

    • @draconidmike
      @draconidmike 2 роки тому +6

      there is a tradition way to use it, but younger generation that did not learn it properly will discover any kinds of way that works
      the difference is that the correct way to hold it allow you to pick up soft stuff like tofu and very small stuff like beans

    • @chubeviewer
      @chubeviewer 2 роки тому +1

      Imagine if someone told you how to use a fork, I I’d tell them to fk off, with that being said, what’s the point of chopsticks

  • @juans8356
    @juans8356 2 роки тому +710

    You should have spoken Mandarin and reclaimed dominance. It's rough out there. Once I had a Mexican tell me that my Spanish sucked, and I told him at least I can speak English.

    • @matthewmorrison3745
      @matthewmorrison3745 2 роки тому

      Then you called him a bitch in French and slapped him

    • @infini.tesimo
      @infini.tesimo 2 роки тому +21

      Straight up lol

    • @sittingpanda8950
      @sittingpanda8950 2 роки тому +84

      Selena's dad was right we can't be Mexican enough for the Mexicans. It's exhausting.

    • @yesimcringy_
      @yesimcringy_ 2 роки тому +13

      I can't even speak Spanish bro imagine that 😭😭😭😭

    • @Qulize
      @Qulize 2 роки тому +2

      Very based.

  • @Lark88
    @Lark88 2 роки тому +23

    Not asian, but I've lived in China for 6 years. During that time, I've had some people tell me I hold chopsticks all wrong and I've had others tell me that as long as you can get the food in your mouth, it's all good.

  • @Ultrahand
    @Ultrahand 2 роки тому +77

    Trust me, just being half asian gets your asian card revoked all the time

  • @iamaloafofbread8926
    @iamaloafofbread8926 2 роки тому +155

    Dang, she lost her asian card. 😔

    • @aluck223
      @aluck223 2 роки тому +2

      Nice comment

    • @bgill7475
      @bgill7475 2 роки тому

      Needs to check in Lost and Found

  • @n.zaytsev9893
    @n.zaytsev9893 2 роки тому +12

    This reminds me of the “Asian council” skit that CollegeHumor made a long time ago 😂

  • @tru_squid8641
    @tru_squid8641 2 роки тому +36

    0:24 more proof she’s robot

  • @hrdgms27
    @hrdgms27 2 роки тому +7

    yep, could've titled " Emiru face expressions at 9999999% "

  • @shadebinder3599
    @shadebinder3599 2 роки тому +53

    Every time I go to a Asian resteraunt I feel conflicted between my desire for a fork/spoon and my shame in using one there

    • @ArdyneusTheGod
      @ArdyneusTheGod 2 роки тому +3

      Chopsticks and spoon is an acceptable combo for noodles.

    • @jalapenopixar
      @jalapenopixar 2 роки тому +3

      @@ArdyneusTheGod chopsticks and spoon are the correct way to eat noodles. Spoon is either use to hold the noodle neatly to put in your mouth and eat the soup without raising the whole bowl and glug it down. So is not acceptable (which saying that is not less than just with chopsticks but a requirement to eat noodle correctly).

    • @RatchetRorschach
      @RatchetRorschach 2 роки тому +1

      thats y u do takeaway

  • @jamtastrophe
    @jamtastrophe 2 роки тому +1

    Steven He: "Emotional damage!"

  • @canonogic
    @canonogic 2 роки тому +2

    Damn she realy csn paint 1000 words with her eye reaction/expressions

  • @ravenvamp11
    @ravenvamp11 2 роки тому +24

    0:24 first expressions when after you take your schizophrenia pills

  • @Juergen.Juergenson
    @Juergen.Juergenson 2 роки тому

    Thanks for the sounds. Would Not‘ve Gotten it otherwise

  • @heartboy0
    @heartboy0 2 роки тому +21

    that person probably doesnt know different places hold chopsticks differently. mostly because different places have different chopsticks. Some are heavier or metal or have squared edges. Different etiquette for placing chopsticks too. I just fold a napkin and use that to rest the end of my chopstick to keep it off the table.

    • @PippyPopsSelfHarmMonica
      @PippyPopsSelfHarmMonica 2 роки тому +2

      I use a fork

    • @Ami-vh7sr
      @Ami-vh7sr 3 місяці тому +1

      Oh I'm Japanese and I HATE the flat metal chopsticks....OMG I refuse to use them....

    • @heartboy0
      @heartboy0 3 місяці тому

      @@Ami-vh7sr I agree with you. They are terrible.

  • @alopexlagopus626
    @alopexlagopus626 2 роки тому +1

    I just learned it with pure instinct

  • @raul9632
    @raul9632 2 роки тому

    my man Kirby behind her

  • @muhamadsyahmi951
    @muhamadsyahmi951 2 роки тому +1

    Uncle Roger: you can't use chopsticks and you still call yourself Chinese? You make your ancestors crying.

  • @likegaston
    @likegaston Рік тому

    There are actually several ways to hold and use chopsticks.

  • @amaurythewarrior
    @amaurythewarrior 2 роки тому +1

    Emotional damage

  • @pingu6338
    @pingu6338 2 роки тому

    FAILURE
    -Steven He

  • @TallAsians
    @TallAsians 2 роки тому

    You brought dishonor is what you did

  • @CalAri21
    @CalAri21 2 роки тому

    Wow she was even speaking Chinese at the end there out of frustration 😔

  • @parker9870
    @parker9870 2 роки тому +2

    too real Sadge

  • @eggboyy
    @eggboyy 2 роки тому

    I never really had anyone teach me how to use chopsticks..I kinda just learned how to one day when I was a kid.. and then my mom at one point gave me one of those training chopsticks where there's rings attached to them and that's where you put your fingers. And then after using that, it somehow made me unable to use chopsticks again and had to remember what I did before.

  • @f1ah
    @f1ah 2 роки тому +2

    That's tuff

  • @mufiku
    @mufiku 2 роки тому

    Love your hair emisu

  • @theviciouschickenofbristol4779
    @theviciouschickenofbristol4779 2 роки тому

    *Some guy in the back of the restaurant:* "Holy shit you fucking killed her dude!"

  • @Ami-vh7sr
    @Ami-vh7sr 3 місяці тому

    When the asian gets ripped out of you by chopsticks.....

  • @christianolson8543
    @christianolson8543 2 роки тому +1

    She shout-talks like a preteen 😂

  • @dlazyace9116
    @dlazyace9116 2 роки тому +5

    Dude. What still surprises me every time is how they cook on a pan with chopsticks. Like how the heck?

    • @JACpotatos
      @JACpotatos 2 роки тому +4

      Try it out. They're basically just a a versatile tong/fork combo tool that won't scratch up your nice pans

    • @dlazyace9116
      @dlazyace9116 2 роки тому

      @@JACpotatos I will definitely try it sometime.

    • @makoy2689
      @makoy2689 2 роки тому

      because to cook you usually use different chopsticks, like ones you'd find at a hotpot or a more proper chinese restaraunt. They are longer and thicker usually.

  • @GiuseppeGaetanoSabatelli
    @GiuseppeGaetanoSabatelli 2 роки тому

    Wait until you hear how many Italians in my family eat Spaghetti with a spoon.

  • @Seeyeay
    @Seeyeay 2 роки тому

    *clears throat *

  • @pdupes8946
    @pdupes8946 2 роки тому

    oof
    the blood diff

  • @KevDog140
    @KevDog140 2 роки тому +1

    Full Asian=Knows how to use chopsticks
    5Head

  • @sethbishop6890
    @sethbishop6890 2 роки тому

    The algorithm has favored you.

  • @James-kv3ll
    @James-kv3ll 2 роки тому +5

    Someone snatched a burrito away from me once. Guess my Latino card was revoked.

    • @deeznutz8320
      @deeznutz8320 2 роки тому

      Nah bro you just got robbed

    • @James-kv3ll
      @James-kv3ll 2 роки тому

      @@deeznutz8320 Well it was a shit burrito so jokes on them

    • @TylerLL2112
      @TylerLL2112 2 роки тому

      Bro… what kind of monster does this?

    • @RatchetRorschach
      @RatchetRorschach 2 роки тому

      nah, they just welcoming u to the Latino fam

  • @LateBandwagon
    @LateBandwagon 2 роки тому

    Bruh she was using the scissor strat instead the norm

  • @stephenmahilum285
    @stephenmahilum285 2 роки тому

    That full asian girl sensed a half asian from a mile away lol

  • @alexr9564
    @alexr9564 2 роки тому

    As a half-Chinese person, I feel this

  • @maidelayed6977
    @maidelayed6977 2 роки тому +3

    I don’t think I have ever not laughed so easily

  • @steadyjumper3547
    @steadyjumper3547 2 роки тому +3

    My half Asian friend is the same way, she never learned. We go to Korean BBQ and she uses a fork!

  • @sparda9060
    @sparda9060 2 роки тому

    If you are holding the chopsticks and it do not look like a scissor, then you are holding it completely wrong.

  • @Hyvexx
    @Hyvexx 5 місяців тому

    To be fair, it really doesn't matter how you hold your chopsticks if it you're precise enough to pick up small object like peas. I think the most common method is to hold one like a pencil and then lay one between your ring finger and thumb. If its right, you should be able to pick things up just by shifting the pencil holding part up and down. But I've seen people hold it in many different ways that work just as, if not better.

  • @jimstanz4731
    @jimstanz4731 2 роки тому

    Ego Destroyed , lol

  • @Red_Bishop
    @Red_Bishop 2 роки тому

    They Council of Asians will have to review your membership.

  • @invictus_delta
    @invictus_delta 2 роки тому

    did she happen to ask what your grades were?

  • @BleachRush
    @BleachRush 2 роки тому

    You can't you the C word "Chopsticks" anymore

  • @OmaOmaO
    @OmaOmaO 2 роки тому

    We gotta see her use a chopstick to verify if that other asian girl had a valid reason to snatch the sticks.

  • @albertsu3523
    @albertsu3523 2 роки тому +6

    The Asian council has decided your fate

  • @user-up7nb6id1f
    @user-up7nb6id1f 2 роки тому +1

    Bruh here I am Asian but central so never had chopsticks as traditional utensils… straight from hand to fork and spoon

  • @PicaSwag1963
    @PicaSwag1963 2 роки тому

    I didnt even know she was asian

  • @taymack9725
    @taymack9725 2 роки тому +63

    Y’all laughing but I would cry if my black card was revoked I mean imagine not eating seasoned food anymore

    • @Watermelon_Warlord
      @Watermelon_Warlord 2 роки тому +14

      LMAO

    • @Bcorcoran100
      @Bcorcoran100 2 роки тому +3

      Think of all the opportunitys that you wouldnt even have to work for tho! Youd be getting checks in the mail for not working, schools would have special programs to get you in easier. Id trade seasoned food for that

    • @doomerguy3237
      @doomerguy3237 2 роки тому +1

      I season my meats. Salt, pepper, cayenne, curry, garlic, onion powder, whatever is tasty.
      I literally season my sandwiches lmao

    • @drake5009
      @drake5009 2 роки тому +3

      legit losing ur spice license. RIP

    • @Drakonus_
      @Drakonus_ 2 роки тому +10

      I'm pretty sure seasoned food aren't black exclusive, but okay.

  • @LeilaniOhani
    @LeilaniOhani 2 роки тому +5

    My poor Emi glitched out lol

  • @kal2352
    @kal2352 2 роки тому

    Soooo did she show chat how she uses chopsticks?

  • @puhoyzzee4364
    @puhoyzzee4364 2 роки тому

    one way to get your asian card immediately revoked is rubbing wooden chopsticks together before you use it

  • @ShooterAK
    @ShooterAK 2 роки тому +2

    0:22 , when you reach full......yeah, I'm to comfortable on youtube.....

  • @youtwitface03
    @youtwitface03 2 роки тому

    Stay awhile and listen... there was once a movie called The Karate Kid. In this movie, Mr. Miyagi attempts to catch a fly with chopsticks. If one were to retrieve and view this movie, one would certainly learn not only the way to master chopsticks but also the entire back story of Cobra Kai.

  • @liberationpocket7950
    @liberationpocket7950 2 роки тому

    Should've tried your luck with a fortune cookie. Sometimes they have temporary Asian cards

  • @danfawks7164
    @danfawks7164 2 роки тому

    Forget it emi, this is chinatown

  • @fish4026
    @fish4026 2 роки тому

    Someones gonna kick out of the house.
    Wanted:PURE ASIAN ROOMMATE

  • @johnpunkgaming
    @johnpunkgaming 2 роки тому

    apna haath jagannaath

  • @mathewchristman3435
    @mathewchristman3435 2 роки тому

    You've been REVOKED

  • @jakecorssetti3627
    @jakecorssetti3627 2 роки тому

    Didn’t even know she was Asian, thought she was US American💀

  • @StReEtWaLkeRpNoY
    @StReEtWaLkeRpNoY 2 роки тому

    UNCLE ROGER disappointed 😞

  • @6DarthSion9
    @6DarthSion9 2 роки тому

    C-word pass revoked.

  • @mob19001
    @mob19001 2 роки тому

    You suffered only 1/2 of the Emotional Damage! 😅

  • @xyre8443
    @xyre8443 2 роки тому

    not every asian country used chopstick

  • @youtwitface03
    @youtwitface03 2 роки тому +1

    Can I see your chopsticks tutorial???

  • @corneal35
    @corneal35 2 роки тому

    Not half anymore.

  • @romebigred2
    @romebigred2 2 роки тому

    Rewd.
    That's just bad manners.

  • @snowmenot
    @snowmenot 2 роки тому +4

    You’re only going to be half as good

  • @nexesses1548
    @nexesses1548 2 роки тому

    If you can’t pick ap a glain of lice with a choppa sticku you a failu. You also pick up 500 glam fish with same choppa sticku. Plecision and powel

  • @DaveXYZ369
    @DaveXYZ369 2 роки тому

    I want to hug her but also "HAHA" her for fricking it up :D

  • @HoopleHeadUSA
    @HoopleHeadUSA 2 роки тому

    There is a right, optimal way, though many wrong ways work. If you’re going to learn, might as well learn the right way. Then you can pick up a single grain of rice from a plate.

  • @ghoziakbar6410
    @ghoziakbar6410 2 роки тому

    Me a south east asian having identity crisis for not being able to use chopstick correctly

  • @cattysplat
    @cattysplat 5 місяців тому

    If you half Asian, you Panda Express.

  • @icyjules
    @icyjules 2 роки тому +3

    Hey don't feel bad, I'm white and I never learned how to use a fork and knife.
    Imagine how hard it is to eat a steak with two spoons.

  • @Burlaphen
    @Burlaphen 2 роки тому

    Japanese at leat to qualify now.

  • @phykgrs
    @phykgrs 2 роки тому

    NOOO

  • @mumuspain2086
    @mumuspain2086 2 роки тому

    This may come as a shock to people but I didn't know she was asian. I dated a girl with similar facial structure and eyes before but both her parents were white. They may have had some native american in them though, which depending on whether you agree with the scientific consensus or not (most native americans don't agree with scientific consensus) are technically asian. Anyways my point is that her makeup could make her look more asian than she is, so I didn't assume she was asian

  • @mypfpiswhatourphonesees4294
    @mypfpiswhatourphonesees4294 2 роки тому

    Any asians here ever used two drinking straws as chopsticks when you were bored?

  • @anotherboi3476
    @anotherboi3476 2 роки тому

    she actually lost the whos more asian contest actually

  • @frederikreboja4191
    @frederikreboja4191 2 роки тому +1

    The one thing that i'm grateful for as a south-east asian, is that in my country we don't use chopsticks, i know how to but, in public settings where there are a lot of people, it's great to not have everyone stare at you for not knowing how to use two sticks to eat food

    • @asmrlova
      @asmrlova 2 роки тому +1

      Asia is big. Not all asian use chopsticks. Westerners stereotype asian because they're westerners. Not sure why you have to come up with that statement though.

    • @PippyPopsSelfHarmMonica
      @PippyPopsSelfHarmMonica 2 роки тому

      @@asmrlova you like asmr... stop talking

  • @davidq344
    @davidq344 6 місяців тому

    I've seen people stab the food

  • @CuriousPug12
    @CuriousPug12 2 роки тому +1

    Social credits -15000

  • @dantwister5106
    @dantwister5106 2 роки тому

    The asian card is gone ladies and gentlemen 😄

  • @TheItalianMafias
    @TheItalianMafias 2 роки тому

    I guess she needs a new Asian card brah

  • @dominicwang5846
    @dominicwang5846 2 роки тому

    As a Chinese first-gen immigrant, I don't know how to use chopsticks properly.

  • @PhreakinPhilip
    @PhreakinPhilip 2 роки тому +17

    Filipinos don’t use chopsticks. I can’t count how many times I’ve watched my mom eating rice with her bare hands when I was growing up

    • @rezzagautama2804
      @rezzagautama2804 2 роки тому +2

      So, man educate me about filipinos eating rice. Do you guys think its not a full meal if you not eat rice yet? Bc, i'm Indonesian and sometimes i feel that way

    • @wreck-itralph938
      @wreck-itralph938 2 роки тому +2

      @@rezzagautama2804 Yes
      rice = meal
      without rice = snack

    • @ticklord
      @ticklord 2 роки тому +2

      @@rezzagautama2804 to be fair, when rice is your MAIN source of food for a long period of history, the culture and food will revolve around it

    • @pedrohenriquecosta3572
      @pedrohenriquecosta3572 2 роки тому +1

      Yeah man. People using chopsticks to eat, i use my mouth

    • @PhreakinPhilip
      @PhreakinPhilip 2 роки тому

      @@rezzagautama2804 I’m only half, with the other being white, so I don’t eat rice all the time. But yes, I believe rice is with most meals for a lot of full Filipinos and those in the Philippines

  • @sentientleopard2a7
    @sentientleopard2a7 2 роки тому

    As a half Asian I'm kinda scared of full Asians now.

  • @cmonbruv4816
    @cmonbruv4816 2 роки тому

    FRøG

  • @BigGuy1
    @BigGuy1 2 роки тому

    She sounds like Jaiden animations

  • @ArdyneusTheGod
    @ArdyneusTheGod 2 роки тому

    Usually, I don’t use chopsticks when I’m eating rice. The adults in my whole family does, but not really the children.