Genuinely more interested in J-Dawgs BB talk than his opinion on metal. It's fucking music, completely subjective. Exercise and diet recommendations are more valuable
metal us obviously the main topic at hand, but it’s nice to mix in other talking points if possible, and luckily the dawg has knowledge to share with us about sone non/metal topics as well
J Dawg was totally a Simpsons kid in the 90's, brah brah. Slammin' them SNES and Genesis carts into the console harder than the 'Tician's debut, brah brah!
Nice google copy paste zero acne I have clearest skin you will ever see. Hair loss my whole family has I have the most actually so explain that doctor google?
These issues are a thing…FOR SPECIFIC people. There is absolutely not a blanket set of side effects for every enhanced bodybuilder. I don’t get acne, no abnormal mood swings, weight gain…absolutely due to tissue growth, aggression…absolutely while training
The EP when Homer remortgages the house in order to help out Moe is always a stand out episode. But I can't recall the name currently...does that description ring anyone's memory?
Self preservation is goal #1 for going to the gym for me. Being strong AF both physically and mentally is my reason to get big. If your doing it for other people your doing it for the wrong reasons
Back in the day, my roomate was a bodybuilder. The mental effects have a lot to do with your brain feeling like elevated levels are normal and then you crash, which he didn't so any PCT properly and just did cycle after cycle. He ended up putting a crotch rocket into a concrete pole at like 130 and checked out. So i always stayed away from them, but I do buy supplements from time to time, and I know these days they are safer but the effective ones are still packed with Sarms or something along the lines of Ostarine. But the heavy stuff may have you eating corn the long way if you don't research estrogen conversion rates
Decades of head truama and refusing to rest from injuries is what did him in. Despite what he did, he is still one of the greatest in-ring performers alongside Eddie, Angle, Dean Malenko, Rey, The Hitman, and Psychosis. If people can listen to Dissection even after knowing Jon's similar mental decline you can enjoy Angle V. Benoit at Wrestlemania XVII. Its not like he went to prison because enjoyed how infants made him finally look big for once in his life.
The general public are so misinformed and ignorant about testosterone and anabolics. Many will be overweight with a beer in one hand, a cigarette in another but will quickly comment on how bad anabolics are for you….. I’ve recently discovered your channel and really love your content. 💪🎶🎸
A good show to watch to learn more of crazy stuff wrestlers did is Dark side of the ring even if you don’t like wrestling the stores behind the scenes are wild just wild
Thank you Dawg for addressing the man-boobs epidemic. I have a dear old friend whose a 400-pound incel, shut-in-type, who has huge floppy man-boobs. In fact he's known to haunt the Dawghouse, perhaps you've heard of him before? He goes by the monicker Leave_The_Hall_69 and Pagan Fears. He's often seen in the comments early in the day, but by mid-day he's usually already checked out, he likes to dilute himself from his sad reality by drowning himself in copious quantities of bubblegum vodka. I haven't paid Hall a visit since last Easter.....it's too depressing a thing to witness, plus you need special protective glasses or else the sight of him will make go blind in an instant!
@@Leave_The_Hall_69 LOLOL Now that's spirit Hallster! I'm sorry I took 10 minutes to respond. \m/ By the way, to your ultra-short attention-span, wasn't my post waaaaaay too long? You know "TLDR". You're a hard duck to figure.
@@Leave_The_Hall_69 I've got some more deadstock due in today. I'll keep you posted. Though I doubt you'll be able to appreciate it when you're on your 5th bottle of bubblegum vodka bruh bruh.🎵🥂😵
@@SuicidalGrindOnly dorkstribtor of pamper points would still perpetuate that gay rumour, unlike that incel who hasn’t left his basement apartment since 2008, I met people from this comment section in Japan🥱🙄
Keabathor Orthodox is one of those albums you kinda can't believe isn't more talked about. See also Yattering. Something about that proximity to Russia, lord only knows what it might be.
@@FaerieGoatmother I've got it! With woman the "pot-smoking = tits-growing" thing skips a generation, right? Not so much for you, but it worked plenty well for your mom? If so what was her bra pre-pot, compared to pot-smoking prime?
I mean Mike Israetel just said basically that's what happened when he was using them prepping for a bodybuilding show and they open up your receptors governing aggression and violence so yeah. That and they make your balls shrink.
I did...wow, just what I needed more pizza thrash/party thrash poser nonsense. 🤢 Thanks for sharing bruh.🤦♂🤷🏻♂ Docking yah another 5 KP's for this newest lapse in judgement. It has NOT been a good day bruh.
I bring you news on the MOD-front bruh bruh and on the matter of his promotion to the rank of Distributor ov Kvlt-Points. Stand by for an in-depth analysis of my skype-encounter with him and I'll give my assessment of the one you know as "MOD".
With sincere regret I have some discouraging news about your esteemed associate in Metal, the UA-cam Metalist known as "MOD" and the possibility you have expressed in recent times of finding a worthy replacement for me in the role of the Distributor ov Kvlt-Points. Sorry to say, but your frustrations in which you perceive me to be guilty of virtue dereliction of duty, will not be alieved by these most recent and unfavorable findings. In regards to Mr. MOD, I just so happened to skype with this particular individual yesterday afternoon and the initial results of phase-1 of the standard vetting procedure, which as you know is a very broad-based and generalized process, were not, shall I say...overly-productive, nor promising. Right off the bat our rapport was hindered significantly when Mr. MOD derisively quipped that J-Dawg is a "dip-shit poser doofus" and decorum (and respect) was further eroded by his empathic insistence that he was all-wise and knowing on each and every pertinent aspect ov the _Metal_ _Arts,_ when he obviously had much still to learn. We also touched based on the many fine merits that are found therein the officially recognized genres and sub-genres ov the Metal Arts - including throw-away genres such as Metal-core. Conversely, to balance the good with the bad, I tried speaking of the short-comings inherit in all forms of art, that fail to attain perfection. But MODDY wouldn't hear of it! And thus when he proclaimed, in a most-revealing manner, that the consistently sub-standard sub-genre of War Metal was "the most out-right perfect example ov the Metal Arts" I knew I was speaking to a belligerent fool (and also the dumbest dum-dum ov the day, too). Thus in light of our most disappointing hour-long skype session, I came to the only conclusion I could conceivably muster and that is that MOD's ignorance and thick-headedness is surpassed only by his abrasive and off-putting arrogant personality and lack of personal hygiene - his odor was perceptible through the screen, a worlds first. And so at this preliminary juncture it's my opinion, that Mr. MOD, due to a complete lack of decorum, which was only worsened by his frequent displays of chronic "wrong-think" and a complete and over-all wanton lack agreeableness, I render to you this verdict: the current situation is untenantable and I deem MOD to be entirely unsuitable to fulfill the role of Distributor ov Kvlt-Points, henceforth, ANY further vetting and evaluating will only result in a negative and most UN-mentor-able impression. Thus with no possibility of success and no meaningful inroads in sight I therefore must refuse/deny your request for his mentorship. In summary, Mr. MOD, being nothing more than an empty vest with patches on it, has neither the charm, the wit, or the gumption to balance Kvlt-Points all day long. As you know, Kvlt-Point tabulating is a very serious task, a task I don't see MOD taking with the seriousness that the role requires. For the record it is worth mentioning, that, through the process of evaluation Mr. MOD scored poorly across the board in terms of possessing the mandatory prime requisites and aptitudes of superlative mental abilities (such as the ability to endlessly pontificate, which is what I'm doing now) that would make him a worthy and suitable replacement. Lastly, in light of the poor judgement you displayed in your assessment of Mr. MOD I feel compelled to carry out my duty and dock thee the sum ov 150 Kvlt-Points for your lack ov vision, which is as evident as it is inexplicable... please see that you do much better next time when selecting a prospect for my replacement. If not, your role of _guarantor_ will be in considerable peril and thus likely revoked by either me, Death Metal Metal or a majority ruling by the _Horval_ _Society_ _of_ _Anti-Poser_ _Activities_ - so I advise you to shape up, sir. Best regards, *Distributor* *ov* *Kvlt-Points* _(Fair_ _&_ _Virtuous_ _Keeper_ _ov_ _the_ _Kvltic-Points)_ *\m/*
???? QUESTION ???? Putting aside bootlegs/HHR releases/album collections, what are some of your favourite box sets (special/die hard editons, etc.) and why?
Unpaaaiiiiid trve Metal question for the krabwalk hatin dawgster: When will you sign da mighty AA BRAH BRAH??? "What's the mighty AA Scenester kid"? What the mighty AA is BUBBLES.......the one and only Asking Alex-fvckin-xandria!!!
@@Leave_The_Hall_69 Out of the loop cocktail list? Impossible, I have a newly purchased bottle of Angostura Di Amaro. BOURBONS BEST FRIEND EVER! Cynar's more than a little decent as well.
People think that being "enhanced" led Tyler Reks to transition into Gabi Tuft! No but, people don't seem to factor in CTE when these wrestlers make extreme decisions.. I take my 3g of Creapure and fish oil on the daily!
Steroids got blown out of proportion when Lyle Alzado got brain cancer, and they decided to blame his insane cocaine abuse on steroids. People should be informed of what they take (with anything), but it should be each persons choice just as it is with alcohol, weed, etc.
Lyle died from the original cadaver derived GH crestcormin called mad cows disease. I know this for a 100% fact. Gh is not a steroid it’s a protein peptide but yes another hormone used by bodybuilders of course but cadaver derived no longer exists all lab made and way way safer
In my opinion, for an extreme metal band to be considered old school, their first release (more than likely a demo) must be 1992 or below. Maybe 93 at the latest. What are some currently respected extreme metal bands who were late?
I’ve been saying it for yeeaars ab how weed turns men into wimps goddamnit finally someone agrees. No wonder why glen benton sits around listening to Elvis and that 60s hippie stuff the potent stuff softened him up
I just found them a few months ago when their newest ep dropped, I went and listened to their only other ep masculine metal. They rip for sure brah brah
@@ilovefuzzycats I wouldn't know, haven't listened to them yet (I just know their name). But there is one thing I do know and that is the fact that they aren't a war metal band increases the likelihood of "Bestial Bukkake" being a worthy addition to our beloved global scene. \m/
@@StevieHoneycuttnow that's surely something i can understand but not relate to honeymoon, but tell me how did ya survived all those years having only fart in da brain bruh bruh?
I hate to be a pest but i don't have a flyeri need a number for this Dead by Dwag fest are how do i pay for a ticket were dose the money go i live in Bloomington Indiana
@@distributorovkvlt-points5481 fuck it people act like I just murdered the Pope hell with it I'll catch Accit down road Evil Army 🪖 can't get no information that flyers I can't read the fine print on the internet
If can't find how to order tickets I want go I really wanted to see Evil Army and Accit this is old band I been lessen to them for awhile see a flyer on Internet
Franchise horror movies blow dude the best ones are one part only no sequels 😮the burning the mutilator superstition rituals night warning madman pieces my bloody valentine nightmare beach one dark night
@@distributorovkvlt-points5481 and you wonder why the youth doesn't respect you, DoKP. You are supposed to be the law and order (and the IRS) around here, but your carrying office of distributor ov kvlt points like Paul Blart carries his Mall Cop badge. This is outlaw death metal talk, not for black metal cops. We don't know your code Bro Jackson, so of course we treat such infractions like parking tickets we got in someone else's car. Instead of Disrespecting the Almighty, that's right I said it God damn it, the Almighty MORTAL DECAY, maybe you should be critiquing corpse paint with MoD... That sounds like it's more in your lane Bro-Derrick 😉😘 💊🧪🧊⚡🔥🥚🦖
@@AMPHETASAUR LOL " we treat such infractions like parking tickets we got in someone else's car" zinger bruh! Perhaps I should reinstate the KP I took earlier. I'll consider it. Give time to ponder this decision, it's a very important that I get it right.
@@AMPHETASAUR This may come as a shock to you, but I'm not overly concerned about the opinions of random-anonymous-people-I-encounter-on-the-internet. I'm here strictly for the shitz n' giggles. Surely by now you've detected a perceptible lack of seriousness in my words?
It's a little extreme to say metal talk is gay. I've discovered a lot of bands I'm now a fan of because of this channel. Yes a good blend of metal, bodybuilding, and just plain life shit keeps it interesting
Well, this will be long but, I’ll tell you what the problem is Justin. First stop assuming every one doesn’t know metal because some of the bands that they like may be considered “ twinkcore” every one is different and every one can have a wide range of musical taste. For me, I can listen to the heavier and most extreme bands but it doesn’t mean that I won’t be expand my musical taste by finding different bands. The problem with your and other metalheads mindset is that you guys can have a very narrow minded view of people that you never met. You see a person wearing a shirt of a band that you feel is inferior and than you write that person off as not a real metal head. You’re constantly putting people with different taste down Many people won’t keep watching You can have your opinions if you don’t like certain bands sure I don’t have any problems with that You aren’t obligated to like bands that you can’t stand If you think they sound awful and you don’t like the band by all means You can criticize the music 🎶 But the problem is when you start to make assumptions and you start to belittling people Like I said, you can have your opinion on the music but maybe stop insulting and making assumptions about those that you never met Every one is different
Genuinely more interested in J-Dawgs BB talk than his opinion on metal. It's fucking music, completely subjective. Exercise and diet recommendations are more valuable
metal us obviously the main topic at hand, but it’s nice to mix in other talking points if possible, and luckily the dawg has knowledge to share with us about sone non/metal topics as well
You'd take "exercise and diet" recommendation from a gear user?
If Chris Benoit was alive today, he would listen to Emmure and As I Lay Dying
Probably already did
As I Lay Dying - The Sound of Truth >>>> anything you ever listened to
I like aild two first records lol
If I ever meet the Dawg hopefully he talks like at the end of the videos. For the entire conversation.
LOL
The comment section isn’t that great today. I have nothing of value to add. So I will paddle my canoe and listen to Hawaiian Death Metal
Like c'mon Paul, _The_ _Timmy_ _Turner_ experience is still happenin"!
We should all ask J dawg the same questions from now on and have it said “ hey sponge” in the beginning 😭
He would have a meltdown
People always forget that.... 🎵 Dawg is porous. 🎵
Chris used the fluying headbutt to take out his fam ...
No joke..
Benoit was a maniac!
Simpsons demos on the Tracey Ullman show only Brah Brah!!! Everything after that is poser city!
LOL
Drawn and Quartered’s album Extermination Revelry is GOATed, brah brah.
Yo dawg why would you take steroids when you can just listen to pantera?
underrated troll comment
J Dawg was totally a Simpsons kid in the 90's, brah brah. Slammin' them SNES and Genesis carts into the console harder than the 'Tician's debut, brah brah!
hair loss. (😒)
backne.
difficulty sleeping/restlessness. (consistent videos *every* morning)
weight gain
irritability, mood swings, aggression or depression. (every video)
Heeeeeeeey, just _WHAT_ are _YOU_ hinting AT!? lol
Dawg is younger than MOD by half a decade..
Nice google copy paste zero acne I have clearest skin you will ever see. Hair loss my whole family has I have the most actually so explain that doctor google?
These issues are a thing…FOR SPECIFIC people. There is absolutely not a blanket set of side effects for every enhanced bodybuilder. I don’t get acne, no abnormal mood swings, weight gain…absolutely due to tissue growth, aggression…absolutely while training
You forgot a chin like Trap Jaw from Masters Of The Universe
Homer's Enemy prob the best Simpsons episode brah brah
I fully agree 22 short films about springfield is up there too
Homer The Heretic
Homer's Triple Bypass and Duffless are also choice nugs.
The EP when Homer remortgages the house in order to help out Moe is always a stand out episode.
But I can't recall the name currently...does that description ring anyone's memory?
Remind me what season and episode that is cause that’s my favorite Simpsons episode
Every night before I sleep I like to say a prayer to our lord and saviour, Chris Barnes.
Chris Benoit would send Chris Barnes to hell on a Bowflex
eeeeeeeeeee
in the name of jEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEsus ChrEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEst
Staring through eyes of the Barnes
Pick up the pieces of my destruction
Self preservation is goal #1 for going to the gym for me. Being strong AF both physically and mentally is my reason to get big. If your doing it for other people your doing it for the wrong reasons
Back in the day, my roomate was a bodybuilder. The mental effects have a lot to do with your brain feeling like elevated levels are normal and then you crash, which he didn't so any PCT properly and just did cycle after cycle. He ended up putting a crotch rocket into a concrete pole at like 130 and checked out. So i always stayed away from them, but I do buy supplements from time to time, and I know these days they are safer but the effective ones are still packed with Sarms or something along the lines of Ostarine. But the heavy stuff may have you eating corn the long way if you don't research estrogen conversion rates
It's good to know that he's alright bruh.👍🏻
PED,Gym,Roids & Bodybuilding channel JDawg petition
BENOIT WAS FRAMED!
RIP Kevin Sullivan. Now we’ll never know the truth! Lol
The plot took a most unexpected turn when VHS copies Pee-wee's Playhouse was taken from the crime scene & entered as evidence.
Decades of head truama and refusing to rest from injuries is what did him in. Despite what he did, he is still one of the greatest in-ring performers alongside Eddie, Angle, Dean Malenko, Rey, The Hitman, and Psychosis. If people can listen to Dissection even after knowing Jon's similar mental decline you can enjoy Angle V. Benoit at Wrestlemania XVII. Its not like he went to prison because enjoyed how infants made him finally look big for once in his life.
The general public are so misinformed and ignorant about testosterone and anabolics. Many will be overweight with a beer in one hand, a cigarette in another but will quickly comment on how bad anabolics are for you….. I’ve recently discovered your channel and really love your content. 💪🎶🎸
Nice Attila shirt!
Fronz has entered the chat!
Yo J-dawg non-metal question, do you think Bigfoot is real? There’s been some rough and tough sightings near the ‘land brah brah.
@@flyingfox8447 Thems just the random and rare Metalist females spotted at the 'Tish shows...
Bigfoot is interdimensional 🦍
I already asked that question on a previous video. NEXT! 😡
@@Poser_Metal_Records I'm gonna steal all your ideas.
@@SuicidalGrind As long as you send them in as paidskies. 😎
Nuclear plant baseball team and the dental plan episodes were classic Simpsons
Favorite 90s and 2000s era black thrash? Victimizer, Power From Hell, Toxic Holocaust, Aura Noir
Devil Lee Rot
A good show to watch to learn more of crazy stuff wrestlers did is Dark side of the ring even if you don’t like wrestling the stores behind the scenes are wild just wild
Thank you Dawg for addressing the man-boobs epidemic. I have a dear old friend whose a 400-pound incel, shut-in-type, who has huge floppy man-boobs. In fact he's known to haunt the Dawghouse, perhaps you've heard of him before? He goes by the monicker Leave_The_Hall_69 and Pagan Fears. He's often seen in the comments early in the day, but by mid-day he's usually already checked out, he likes to dilute himself from his sad reality by drowning himself in copious quantities of bubblegum vodka. I haven't paid Hall a visit since last Easter.....it's too depressing a thing to witness, plus you need special protective glasses or else the sight of him will make go blind in an instant!
Actually mister distributoroffartpoints we've determined for a while now that Hall and Pagan Fears are different people via Lopmeister's genius.
@@SuicidalGrind Dunno bruh.....they sure sound suspiciously similar.
@@Leave_The_Hall_69 LOLOL Now that's spirit Hallster! I'm sorry I took 10 minutes to respond. \m/ By the way, to your ultra-short attention-span, wasn't my post waaaaaay too long? You know "TLDR". You're a hard duck to figure.
@@Leave_The_Hall_69 I've got some more deadstock due in today. I'll keep you posted.
Though I doubt you'll be able to appreciate it when you're on your 5th bottle of bubblegum vodka bruh bruh.🎵🥂😵
@@SuicidalGrindOnly dorkstribtor of pamper points would still perpetuate that gay rumour, unlike that incel who hasn’t left his basement apartment since 2008, I met people from this comment section in Japan🥱🙄
😂 like and share the video Devils
Ain't nothing heavier than DA TISH ☝️🤨
J dawg restock Gorerotted wholeeeeee catalogue right the fuck now
Awe dude, I’m a massive fan of them
@@Humandisconnect-h5v hell yea fam there songs are catchy and heavy as fuck it’s ridiculous that’s why I need em all on CD 🤣
The new seasons aren't worth watching
Keabathor Orthodox is one of those albums you kinda can't believe isn't more talked about. See also Yattering. Something about that proximity to Russia, lord only knows what it might be.
And FYI, middle aged flat chested lady confirms that weed does NOT make your boobs pop.
@@FaerieGoatmother I've got it! With woman the "pot-smoking = tits-growing" thing skips a generation, right?
Not so much for you, but it worked plenty well for your mom? If so what was her bra pre-pot, compared to pot-smoking prime?
I have a physical job so I am not jumping in the gym when I get off, but I stuck around till the end. Thought it was interesting if nothing else.
Uuunnnnnpaaiiiiiiiiidddd question, have you cried at the end of titanic j dawg ?
A real man never even seen it
@@justinhorval8491😂😂😂😂
I mean Mike Israetel just said basically that's what happened when he was using them prepping for a bodybuilding show and they open up your receptors governing aggression and violence so yeah. That and they make your balls shrink.
Check out Crippler Cross Face Murder Suicide EP from Sermon of Mockery for more Chris Benoit content
Deterioration has an EP or demo or something called Return of the Crippler too. Wholesome stuff 😂
I did...wow, just what I needed more pizza thrash/party thrash poser nonsense. 🤢 Thanks for sharing bruh.🤦♂🤷🏻♂
Docking yah another 5 KP's for this newest lapse in judgement. It has NOT been a good day bruh.
I bring you news on the MOD-front bruh bruh and on the matter of his promotion to the rank of Distributor ov Kvlt-Points.
Stand by for an in-depth analysis of my skype-encounter with him and I'll give my assessment of the one you know as "MOD".
With sincere regret I have some discouraging news about your esteemed associate in Metal, the UA-cam Metalist known as "MOD" and the possibility you have expressed in recent times of finding a worthy replacement for me in the role of the Distributor ov Kvlt-Points. Sorry to say, but your frustrations in which you perceive me to be guilty of virtue dereliction of duty, will not be alieved by these most recent and unfavorable findings.
In regards to Mr. MOD, I just so happened to skype with this particular individual yesterday afternoon and the initial results of phase-1 of the standard vetting procedure, which as you know is a very broad-based and generalized process, were not, shall I say...overly-productive, nor promising. Right off the bat our rapport was hindered significantly when Mr. MOD derisively quipped that J-Dawg is a "dip-shit poser doofus" and decorum (and respect) was further eroded by his empathic insistence that he was all-wise and knowing on each and every pertinent aspect ov the _Metal_ _Arts,_ when he obviously had much still to learn.
We also touched based on the many fine merits that are found therein the officially recognized genres and sub-genres ov the Metal Arts - including throw-away genres such as Metal-core. Conversely, to balance the good with the bad, I tried speaking of the short-comings inherit in all forms of art, that fail to attain perfection. But MODDY wouldn't hear of it! And thus when he proclaimed, in a most-revealing manner, that the consistently sub-standard sub-genre of War Metal was "the most out-right perfect example ov the Metal Arts" I knew I was speaking to a belligerent fool (and also the dumbest dum-dum ov the day, too).
Thus in light of our most disappointing hour-long skype session, I came to the only conclusion I could conceivably muster and that is that MOD's ignorance and thick-headedness is surpassed only by his abrasive and off-putting arrogant personality and lack of personal hygiene - his odor was perceptible through the screen, a worlds first.
And so at this preliminary juncture it's my opinion, that Mr. MOD, due to a complete lack of decorum, which was only worsened by his frequent displays of chronic "wrong-think" and a complete and over-all wanton lack agreeableness, I render to you this verdict: the current situation is untenantable and I deem MOD to be entirely unsuitable to fulfill the role of Distributor ov Kvlt-Points, henceforth, ANY further vetting and evaluating will only result in a negative and most UN-mentor-able impression. Thus with no possibility of success and no meaningful inroads in sight I therefore must refuse/deny your request for his mentorship.
In summary, Mr. MOD, being nothing more than an empty vest with patches on it, has neither the charm, the wit, or the gumption to balance Kvlt-Points all day long. As you know, Kvlt-Point tabulating is a very serious task, a task I don't see MOD taking with the seriousness that the role requires. For the record it is worth mentioning, that, through the process of evaluation Mr. MOD scored poorly across the board in terms of possessing the mandatory prime requisites and aptitudes of superlative mental abilities (such as the ability to endlessly pontificate, which is what I'm doing now) that would make him a worthy and suitable replacement.
Lastly, in light of the poor judgement you displayed in your assessment of Mr. MOD I feel compelled to carry out my duty and dock thee the sum ov 150 Kvlt-Points for your lack ov vision, which is as evident as it is inexplicable... please see that you do much better next time when selecting a prospect for my replacement. If not, your role of _guarantor_ will be in considerable peril and thus likely revoked by either me, Death Metal Metal or a majority ruling by the _Horval_ _Society_ _of_ _Anti-Poser_ _Activities_ - so I advise you to shape up, sir.
Best regards, *Distributor* *ov* *Kvlt-Points* _(Fair_ _&_ _Virtuous_ _Keeper_ _ov_ _the_ _Kvltic-Points)_ *\m/*
This is going to be one of the most underated j dawg episodes. Callin it now brah!!!
The title just killed me 😂😂😂😂
???? QUESTION ????
Putting aside bootlegs/HHR releases/album collections, what are some of your favourite box sets (special/die hard editons, etc.) and why?
Unpaaaiiiiid trve Metal question for the krabwalk hatin dawgster: When will you sign da mighty AA BRAH BRAH???
"What's the mighty AA Scenester kid"?
What the mighty AA is BUBBLES.......the one and only Asking Alex-fvckin-xandria!!!
speaking of "scensters" have you ever visited the site called 'your scene sucks"
I promise you'll be you'll be laughing your lungs out!
@@distributorovkvlt-points5481 yet alone the name makes me drooling bruh bruh gonna check that shiet out 🤙🏾
@@sinisterking6009 you won't regret it👍🏻
@@Leave_The_Hall_69 LOL! It's a power of mine bruh. We should do shots ov bubblegum vodka and swap concert stories sometime. 🍻 🤜🏻🤛🏻
@@Leave_The_Hall_69 Out of the loop cocktail list? Impossible, I have a newly purchased bottle of Angostura Di Amaro. BOURBONS BEST FRIEND EVER! Cynar's more than a little decent as well.
Benoit was a tren enjoyer like myself.
Krabathor is awesome
😆 🤣 i guess thats why my outtie turned into a innie... 😢
People think that being "enhanced" led Tyler Reks to transition into Gabi Tuft! No but, people don't seem to factor in CTE when these wrestlers make extreme decisions..
I take my 3g of Creapure and fish oil on the daily!
Steroids got blown out of proportion when Lyle Alzado got brain cancer, and they decided to blame his insane cocaine abuse on steroids. People should be informed of what they take (with anything), but it should be each persons choice just as it is with alcohol, weed, etc.
Lyle died from the original cadaver derived GH crestcormin called mad cows disease. I know this for a 100% fact. Gh is not a steroid it’s a protein peptide but yes another hormone used by bodybuilders of course but cadaver derived no longer exists all lab made and way way safer
In my opinion, for an extreme metal band to be considered old school, their first release (more than likely a demo) must be 1992 or below. Maybe 93 at the latest. What are some currently respected extreme metal bands who were late?
I’ve been saying it for yeeaars ab how weed turns men into wimps goddamnit finally someone agrees. No wonder why glen benton sits around listening to Elvis and that 60s hippie stuff the potent stuff softened him up
you’re probably a wimp yourself 😂😂
THC and hops in beer (same family) raise estrogen levels
@@frankf684 that’s interesting I didn’t know beer did that too gonna have to stop drinking that stuff lol
💿 ALBUM BATTLE: Grim Reaper - See You in Hell (1983) Vs. Grave Digger - Heavy Metal Breakdown (1984)
See you in Hell
See you in hell
Going with the Grim! 🤘🏻
I’ll see you in hell my friend. Grim Reaper
Bart Sells His Soul brah brah
its me ... i am mfrs
Now here's a Monday morning pick-me-up devils, there is a German DM band called 💦💦 _"Bestial_ _Bukkake"_ 💦💦🤣🤣🤣🤣
I just found them a few months ago when their newest ep dropped, I went and listened to their only other ep masculine metal. They rip for sure brah brah
@@ilovefuzzycats I wouldn't know, haven't listened to them yet (I just know their name). But there is one thing I do know and that is the fact that they aren't a war metal band increases the likelihood of "Bestial Bukkake" being a worthy addition to our beloved global scene. \m/
If their concert announcements aren't always prefaced with a "Cum One, Cum ALL" catchphrase, they should be
@@georgejackson4424 🤣Good one brah!👌🏻
@@distributorovkvlt-points5481 if they were a war metal band I would be frothing from my mouth
Evil Army Violence and War
????? JDAWGS QU6ES6TI6ON ????? Thoughts on Kratom ??????
Love it!!!
Carpathen Forst ill be putting that on today Pest was yesterday
Do you mean carpathian forest?
@@sinisterking6009 what other band u own any of there shit r heard about them like lmpitey
@@StevieHoneycutt what?? 😆 I can't decipher that gibberish bruh bruh
@@sinisterking6009 get head out of your boy friend ass I mean lover sorry 😔
@@StevieHoneycuttnow that's surely something i can understand but not relate to honeymoon, but tell me how did ya survived all those years having only fart in da brain bruh bruh?
Isn't the gym more about the work ethic than the attire worm there? Hoodie or tank top doesn't equate to heavier weight or more sets
I hate to be a pest but i don't have a flyeri need a number for this Dead by Dwag fest are how do i pay for a ticket were dose the money go i live in Bloomington Indiana
Are you sure you’ll even be able to read the flyer brah brah?
@@Pagan_Fears Steve must have stolen some of your bubblegum vodka Hall, why he's even stupider than usual. Saaaaaaaaaaaad...
@@distributorovkvlt-points5481 I can't buy a ticket out of thin air
@@distributorovkvlt-points5481 fuck it people act like I just murdered the Pope hell with it I'll catch Accit down road Evil Army 🪖 can't get no information that flyers I can't read the fine print on the internet
If can't find how to order tickets I want go I really wanted to see Evil Army and Accit this is old band I been lessen to them for awhile see a flyer on Internet
Yeah let me get a trenbaloney sandwich with American cheese, mayo and a side of possssssssers brah brah!!
This comment section is gonna be lit
The Dawg hurt my feelings
Jdawg what are your thoughts on family guy brah brah
More dumb crap that people think is funny not quite as bad as The office though, WORSE show ever not once cracked a smile during it
@@justinhorval8491agree on the office 🤣
Where can a Bobo Gump Shrimp get that Attic shirt?
Recoil merchandising and Van Records
@@Leave_The_Hall_69 Bobo Gump has no shame CONFIRMED!
@@phillipbarbour4669 Cheers friend!
@@Leave_The_Hall_69 Yo Hallser, boi you should've known by now! Eazy does it!
The Dawg taught me to embrace my inner homeboy. 🏀
JB taught me to embrace my inner Sponge. 🧽
🎥 FILM BATTLE: Child’s Play 2 (1990) Vs. Child’s Play 3 (1991)
Child's Play 2. 3 is still a fun one though.
Child's play 2
The Sound Of Music
Dr zhivago
Franchise horror movies blow dude the best ones are one part only no sequels 😮the burning the mutilator superstition rituals night warning madman pieces my bloody valentine nightmare beach one dark night
You wanted a question, you got a question-
How can we convince Mortal Decay to do a record release show for Sickening Erotic on vinyl?
Terrible fuckin' idea. Dockin' you a Kvlt-Point for that one. NOT GOOD!🙄🙄
@@distributorovkvlt-points5481 and you wonder why the youth doesn't respect you, DoKP.
You are supposed to be the law and order (and the IRS) around here, but your carrying office of distributor ov kvlt points like Paul Blart carries his Mall Cop badge. This is outlaw death metal talk, not for black metal cops. We don't know your code Bro Jackson, so of course we treat such infractions like parking tickets we got in someone else's car. Instead of Disrespecting the Almighty, that's right I said it God damn it, the Almighty MORTAL DECAY, maybe you should be critiquing corpse paint with MoD... That sounds like it's more in your lane Bro-Derrick 😉😘
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@@AMPHETASAUR LOL " we treat such infractions like parking tickets we got in someone else's car" zinger bruh! Perhaps I should reinstate the KP I took earlier. I'll consider it. Give time to ponder this decision, it's a very important that I get it right.
@@AMPHETASAUR This may come as a shock to you, but I'm not overly concerned about the opinions of random-anonymous-people-I-encounter-on-the-internet. I'm here strictly for the shitz n' giggles. Surely by now you've detected a perceptible lack of seriousness in my words?
18:15
WTF U JUST SAY U WANNA FIGHT ....?!?1?
Brah brah
Lol brian Baxter smoke hella weed
Yo sponge
More metal talk less gym crap life talk is this a music channel or a dr Phil episode ?
Metal talk is gay. Listen to what YOU like not what others do only reason i talk about it is cause you guys want to. I never talk about it off camera
It's a little extreme to say metal talk is gay. I've discovered a lot of bands I'm now a fan of because of this channel.
Yes a good blend of metal, bodybuilding, and just plain life shit keeps it interesting
@@HoltistheGOATyou know the score.
666th view, brotowns 🤘🏼🤘🏼🤘🏼
Well, this will be long but, I’ll tell you what the problem is Justin. First stop assuming every one doesn’t know metal because some of the bands that they like may be considered “ twinkcore” every one is different and every one can have a wide range of musical taste. For me, I can listen to the heavier and most extreme bands but it doesn’t mean that I won’t be expand my musical taste by finding different bands. The problem with your and other metalheads mindset is that you guys can have a very narrow minded view of people that you never met. You see a person wearing a shirt of a band that you feel is inferior and than you write that person off as not a real metal head. You’re constantly putting people with different taste down
Many people won’t keep watching
You can have your opinions if you don’t like certain bands sure
I don’t have any problems with that
You aren’t obligated to like bands that you can’t stand
If you think they sound awful and you don’t like the band by all means
You can criticize the music 🎶
But the problem is when you start to make assumptions and you start to belittling people
Like I said, you can have your opinion on the music but maybe stop insulting and making assumptions about those that you never met
Every one is different
8:41 it's not in the dawglish dictionary bruh bruh