@@The_Best_Copper_Salesman cul-de-sac basically means a road or route that goes nowhere so saying someone is an evolutionary cul-de-sac is like saying you were bred to to do nothing or be nothing
Not meaning to be disrespectful... but while I too found this brilliant/very funny, comments like those ☝️ makes me wonder whether those people burst into laughter very easily, if they're just exaggerating or if I'm just too dead inside to be as affected. 🤔 it's probably the latter 💀
@@ffwast I was going to say I like the implication that the Nerevar gets to choose what race they incarnate as, but then I realized, the character isn't the Nerevar the player is, and the player absolutely does get to choose.
We laugh because we've all done it. Now if you'll excuse me, I got to use some enchanting glitches on this....partial used Storm Cloak gear so I can get top dollar from Belethor...then buy out his moonsugar stock. I don't have a problem, YOU DO! (Runs off like the goddamn flash as you start to realize I don't have mods installed)
"Oh...Oh this must be a mistake...You're....You're who?" The delivery of that line omfg. This is the best AI voice I've ever heard. You can feel the genuine shock and despair in his voice XD
I was laughing right from “you’re WHO?” Also fantastic depiction of a Khajiit with a stolen candlestick, in his underwear, blasted out of his mind on drugs.
>takes another 20 bottles of Skooma and 15 flin >punches Dagoth to death in a couple hits >runs into Heart Chamber at mach 5 >drinks a busted powerful restore health potion >just fucking equips Keening and Sunder without even putting on Wraithguard and survives thanks to health potion regen >"No wait, what are you doing?!" >Azura thanks you >proceed to loot everything that's not nailed down, can actually carry it all with your 500 strength >recalls to the Grand Bazaar to sell it all for more money, even though you're already carrying several million Ahh, the true Khajiit experience
"More like Moon sugar and Star" had me absolutely lose it, though the rest of the dialogue had me going too lmao good art btw, this vid should have way more views
@@NIHIL_EGO This isn't Underworld where the head rolls only after giving the victim proof of their head cut sideways. "Look - that's your blood, not your headache"
Yeah ai neural networks are little brains hyperfocused on a singular goal, this one creates audio like a human would given the training data, so it inferrs inflection based on context and has its world model of what audio means and its own sort of personality formed from the evolution of its model into what was its fitnessssssssssssss
I'm just surprised how well the AI can interpret fantastical words like Khajiit. Was that just a straight input or did you have to make the AI produce those sounds such as Ka Jeet?
"Your looking at me with that glazed-over lobotomized look in your swiveled eyes, so I'll assume you can understand me." Dang, somebody call the fire department, because Dagoth just lit that Khajiit on fire!
You type in a sentence and keep creating new versions, until you get something that sounds good, then stitch the audio together. You can subtly influence the tone by typing in CAPITAL LETTERS and using !!!, for example, or use something like -uhhh, -errr, - K-k-khajit, but it's mostly down to pure chance and repetition, as with all the other AIs
At least with the Argonian Dagoth Ur can appreciate the fact that Argonians aren't their best away from their home swamps where they are constantly drawing from their font of strength and evolution, the Hist Trees, and that when away from the swamp they are meek and subservient by nature and make excellent slaves because of their strength and resilience. Sure it's a joke for an Argonian to pretend to be the Nerevar, but it's an endearing joke. But a Khajit? The "Notmer"? How much of their inventory is taken up by fleas and hairballs? And that's giving them the benefit of the doubt that it's not just skooma and moonsugar. Bunch of junkie cats. Their one saving grace is their fur so you can't see the needle scars or chapped, open sore meth skin. I mean sure Dagoth Ur is responsible for the Corpus Plague, but that's a masterpiece of magic and alchemy. Khajit carry toxoplasmosis without realizing it.
@@Brother_O4TS seriously, that bone structure is just sick. if I had bill gates money and lost my legs the first thing Id do is fund a way to make prosthetic digitigrade legs possible, even if it meant risking the spines of a thousand third world trafficked humans just to get it right
Glad you all liked the video! I'm humbled by your kind words. I encourage everyone who watches this, or any other Dagoth Ur AI meme vid, to make their own. Keep that creativity flowing! EDIT: 500,000 views. You absolute madmen. You continue to humble me.
@@lugal-zage-si4782 Elvenlabs has a free month-long subscription. It offers 30 days, or 30,000 words, whichever runs out sooner. You put in your credit card info, but as soon as I used up my allotted words, I just cancelled the plan.
Khajiit can assure you, these seven bottles of Skooma are for medicinal purposes only. As far as Keening and Sunder, however, uhhhh...this one may have to go back to Surille's tradehouse to buy them back, yes?
Azura sent an argonian nerevarine as a 'you done messed up enslaving these people' message. That kindof makes sense. Then Daggoth kills the message so Azura sends a khajit next, as a giant 'screw you' written in bold, italic and underline.
I know Dagoth isn't one for sitting but I can literally just imagine him gesticulating and shifting in his seat as he goes through various different stages of discomfort and disbelief. By the end he just sounds so defeated. This is excellence.
Occasionally, the phrase "Moon and Star? More like Moon Sugar and Star" will just pop into my head at random, completely unprompted, and I will promptly just lose my shit all over again lmao
The way it said "Khajiit" with such disbelief is wonderful. Also I played through Morrowind's main story and some of the side stories a few years ago now and it's still a perfect game with absolutely no way to exploit the living hell out of things. Nope, can't cheese a bunch of fights at all.
Little did he know that the Khajit was a master alchemist who had used potions to grant him game breaking stats, and who then defeated Dagoth Ur with a single punch before snorting ten lines of moon sugar off of the Heart of Lorkhan and accidentally achieves true enlightenment and mastery of Chim, drinks twelve bottles of skooma and forgets all of it, then sells the Heart of Lorkhan for more moon sugar and skooma.
don't forget that khajit has acrobatics 10000 so after the fight he jumps gets high reeaaaaal high and then lands in balmora a minute later just in time to get wasted
"You see, dagoth, you're not dealing with your average Khajit warrior anymore, I've risen beyond and become the TISM the TISM that you fear! That's right, IVE BECOME, THE LEGENDARY, AUTISM CAT." >Downs 200 bottles of skooma and flings Dagoth into Sheogoraths personal bathhouse.
And while Dagoth Ur was saying all thisX the Khajit robbed everything in the mountain. Including the Mountain. He only stripped to his skivvies for extra carry weight.
genuinely one of the funniest dagoth memes i've seen. I've rewatched this at least 10 times over the course of a couple days because the delivery is hilarious.
Dagoth: You're looking at me, I think? So I'll assume you can understand me. Khajiit: This one can only hear colors, but your words smell very fragrant. Dagoth: Right... I feel like this is my fault for expecting too much. Random Argonian: Hey! You guys ever tried Hist sap?
"I'm surprised you didn't pawn the thing off to go buy some you little evolutionary cul-de-sac." Jesus christ. That has to be the best inault I've heard this month.
@@g.sergiusfidenas6650 There are morons who think the Argonians are supposed to be black despite the Redguard existing and the lizards being more Aztec
@@zacharyrollick6169 Colombia has mostly drug dealers and cartels while Californians are the deranged crackheads, as seen Nerever Khajit is a crackhead by downing several skoomas and fucking up a guard naked
I love the idea that even if he wasn't pleased with an Argonian, he's actively trying not to offend. But he goes FULL RACIST with the catfolk
Being a lizard is way more respectful to being a cat person.
How a European would behave with a black (Argonian) and a gypsy (Khajit).
I guess after the Argonian, he had enough. It would probably be the same the other way around
So did Pelinal and he was based.
@@Humanophage Unironically a perfect analogy, but switch Europe for the Balkans, the irl Tamriel of our world.
“Evolutionary cul-de-sac”.
Holy shit, I think I’ve found my new favorite insult.
everywhere i look i see homestucks god i want out of this fandom
@@da3va We are eternal. You will never be free
@@cadensherman1983 HUSSIE GIVE ME MY SOUL BACK P L E A S E
Me hav low iq. Sum1 x-plane 2 me wut Evolutionary Cul de sac meens?
@@The_Best_Copper_Salesman cul-de-sac basically means a road or route that goes nowhere so saying someone is an evolutionary cul-de-sac is like saying you were bred to to do nothing or be nothing
“Moon sugar and star. I’m surprised you didn’t pawn the thing off to go buy some” shit had me rolling
The whole thing was a minute long roast, I'm literally in pain from laughing and coughing so much.
Not meaning to be disrespectful... but while I too found this brilliant/very funny, comments like those ☝️ makes me wonder whether those people burst into laughter very easily, if they're just exaggerating or if I'm just too dead inside to be as affected. 🤔 it's probably the latter 💀
@@Hotchpotchsoup ☝🤓
@@Cha-Khia reminds me of the "nwahs" in California.. whichever part of Nirn is that
He did pawn it off after he did what Dagoth told him to do aka lumbered on out of there. That was quite a party
'Take those clown feet of yours and lumber on out of here." I lost it.
I was drinking at the moment. Arzura bless me for not spraying my compute in rum.
Even better when you really drink in the feet and eyes as he points them out in his speech.
Same, man 😂💀
@@MiotaLee would not want to waste good Sujamma.
Khajhiits usually have clawed feet
I like the implication that he defeated you as an Argonian and waited for your reincarnation.
Like he's saying what are you doing man, you've gone too far this time Nerevar
@@ffwast He hasn't been the same after they broke up and he kicked him out of dinner.
I'm sure it's a psy-ops
that or he remembers previous playthroughs
@@ffwast I was going to say I like the implication that the Nerevar gets to choose what race they incarnate as, but then I realized, the character isn't the Nerevar the player is, and the player absolutely does get to choose.
"You strip down to your scivvies, down 7 bottles of skooma before punching a guard in the back of the head" I cannot stop laughing over that line
And then he punches Dagoth
I laughed so hard it hurts. I almost passed out i couldn't breathe. I couldn't stop laughing
@@P1gdude same bro
We laugh because we've all done it. Now if you'll excuse me, I got to use some enchanting glitches on this....partial used Storm Cloak gear so I can get top dollar from Belethor...then buy out his moonsugar stock. I don't have a problem, YOU DO!
(Runs off like the goddamn flash as you start to realize I don't have mods installed)
Its the fact I can see it in my head that really makes it
"Y'know, I bust my ass."
That delivery made me lose my shit.
Amazing
Sometimes Elevenlabs delivers a lineread that you weren't expecting. It was very much a happy accident!
Spends centuries preparing this place, where destiny is made
And sugar head here strolls in
For me it was "You- you're who~?"
I know they use vulgarity in Elder Scrolls but it just seems too low-class for someone like Dagoth.
@@pockypurse this is beautiful lmao God bless ya and Jesus loves ya!
"Oh...Oh this must be a mistake...You're....You're who?"
The delivery of that line omfg. This is the best AI voice I've ever heard. You can feel the genuine shock and despair in his voice XD
The way he says you're who? fucking destroys me
Wait hold the phone this is a fuckin AI?!
@@javieralmodovar2068yup.
@@frog4307 wow……..that’s equal parts cool and terrifying.
The genuine bewilderment in his tone when he said that line was on-point. AI is both amazing and terrifying.
I was laughing right from “you’re WHO?” Also fantastic depiction of a Khajiit with a stolen candlestick, in his underwear, blasted out of his mind on drugs.
The technical term is 'skoomed', not 'blasted'.
@@shred1894 Right, blasted is pure moon sugar, cause you goin to the moon.
@@shred1894 Oh OH Azura I'm gonna SKOOOOOOM!
Khajiits are literally the crackheads of Tamriel.
"You're looking at me with that glazed over lobotomized look in your swiveled eyes" had me cackling.
Evolutionary cul-de-sac is what got me
"Really? A fucking mouthbreathing cat?" 🤣
The whole video sends me but this line specifically kills me 😂
Is Azura even trying anymore?
>takes another 20 bottles of Skooma and 15 flin
>punches Dagoth to death in a couple hits
>runs into Heart Chamber at mach 5
>drinks a busted powerful restore health potion
>just fucking equips Keening and Sunder without even putting on Wraithguard and survives thanks to health potion regen
>"No wait, what are you doing?!"
>Azura thanks you
>proceed to loot everything that's not nailed down, can actually carry it all with your 500 strength
>recalls to the Grand Bazaar to sell it all for more money, even though you're already carrying several million
Ahh, the true Khajiit experience
And all of this is accomplished in about 5 minutes. If you're practised enough.
Khajiit has obtained wares. Now to obtain coin.
Love the vibe of felling lesser gods with sheer crackhead strength and a bit of broken alchemy (his dealer won't tell him where they got it)
No creeper tho?
My favorite form of media: Suspiciously wealthy furry folk
"More like Moon sugar and Star" had me absolutely lose it, though the rest of the dialogue had me going too lmao
good art btw, this vid should have way more views
Awww stawp it, you. Thank you for your kind words, fren.
Floating down the Odai River dead from that line
take those clown feet and lumber outta here
I would have had it said "More like Moon Sugar and Skooma" instead.
@@pockypurse Btw do you also make art in this style for stalker?
Lol, the battle was already won and not a single physical strike was given xD
The CHADjit already stroke him in the heart, Dagoth just didn't notice yet.
@WoodenChurch04 Is moon sugar like catnip?
@@NIHIL_EGO This isn't Underworld where the head rolls only after giving the victim proof of their head cut sideways.
"Look - that's your blood, not your headache"
it's so impressive how the AI has inflexions... "I bust my ass off" with an angry tone, "lobotomized" with a condescending tone
and the amazingly incredulous you're...you're who?
Yeah ai neural networks are little brains hyperfocused on a singular goal, this one creates audio like a human would given the training data, so it inferrs inflection based on context and has its world model of what audio means and its own sort of personality formed from the evolution of its model into what was its fitnessssssssssssss
@@Nikotheleepic generative models do not have fitness scores like the ones you think
'evolutionary cul-de-sac' is just a brutally real line.
It's a George Carlin line.
I'm just surprised how well the AI can interpret fantastical words like Khajiit. Was that just a straight input or did you have to make the AI produce those sounds such as Ka Jeet?
Veevec
Viv-vec would of sounded more natural imo
With the AI I think they're using, you just have to submit a one minute monologue. I assume you you submit a voice recording with khajiit in it.
@@Rainkit there really wasn't that much dialog recorded of DUr. I don't think he ever said it.
It read "khajiit" perfectly but it would occasionally stumble over "Vivec".
How does it convey frustration so accurately? Like it’s not monotone there’s pretty clear emotion in those lines. Very impressive
Yknow i bust my ass
default tone
Dagoth just sounds like that
Good AI voicing is just copy/pasting pre-recorded sounds of people so not really that impressive.
@@BumboLooks I like when people talk about things they don't understand.
"Is Azura even trying anymore ?" man that was a good one :)
Doesn’t even call him Nerevar 😂😂😂
As far as dagoth ur is concerned, he doesn't deserve it ni matter who's soul he's carrying
Not a single time 🤣
Bro that’s not Nerevar that’s Never
The Neverever
this has to be the best AI voicing I've heard thusfar. There's so much EMOTION in its voice
The khajit pictured has glazed eyes implying he is high(lore accurate)
And stole a candle (lore accurate)
The mix of panic, offense and fear in the "you're who?!" has more emotion in it than most Hollywood actors could ever achieve
It doesn't. You're just autistic and cannot respond to non-computer sounds.
" I could handle the god damn lizard you know, but this!? This is something else, a Khajiit!"
- LMFAO
As someone who pretty much always plays as a khajiit this is easily my favorite dagoth meme
Btw love the art
I use beast folk but tend to prefer argonians
Ew stinky cat player🤮
Centaurs is more of my style, buuut they're almost non-existent from everyone else
Ew, furry
Khajit are cool but argonnians are underrated imo
Except the females
They're just poorly designed.
"Your looking at me with that glazed-over lobotomized look in your swiveled eyes, so I'll assume you can understand me."
Dang, somebody call the fire department, because Dagoth just lit that Khajiit on fire!
I haven't heard someone get verbally stripped to their core like that in many years. Brutal. Loved it🤣
The sheer unfiltered *contempt* dripping from his voice. It's perfect.
Not enough people talking about the fantastic and hilarious art. Really brings the whole thing together.
picture taken five seconds before disaster
Well you see Dagoth, there’s one thing you didn’t account for.
I just chugged 20 bottles of Sujama. *Proceeds to slap him directly into the heart*
The amount of vitriol in the AI's voice when it said "more like moon shugar and star" is just perfect!
I love how he sees Argonians as being a strange choice of Neravar, but tries not to go crazy. Apparently tho, Khajit are simply too much. Lol
he has nothing against lizards, some of his best slaves were lizards
supposedly the cats were elves at one point, same as the orsimer. Argonians are absolute freaks that are closer to sentient plants than mer
I’m having a very hard time believing that this is an AI. The subtle situational changes in emotional inflection are a little too on point.
You type in a sentence and keep creating new versions, until you get something that sounds good, then stitch the audio together. You can subtly influence the tone by typing in CAPITAL LETTERS and using !!!, for example, or use something like -uhhh, -errr, - K-k-khajit, but it's mostly down to pure chance and repetition, as with all the other AIs
The way he says khajiit is perfection
it's not AI, it's a person. AI is like the post-editing.
@@hugoclarke3284it is "AI", ElevenLabs just sounds like that. Any recording put there sounds that dramatic, no matter the context.
The pic really sells it lmao Edit: just saw in the description that you drew this yourself, excellent stuff
At least with the Argonian Dagoth Ur can appreciate the fact that Argonians aren't their best away from their home swamps where they are constantly drawing from their font of strength and evolution, the Hist Trees, and that when away from the swamp they are meek and subservient by nature and make excellent slaves because of their strength and resilience. Sure it's a joke for an Argonian to pretend to be the Nerevar, but it's an endearing joke.
But a Khajit? The "Notmer"? How much of their inventory is taken up by fleas and hairballs? And that's giving them the benefit of the doubt that it's not just skooma and moonsugar. Bunch of junkie cats. Their one saving grace is their fur so you can't see the needle scars or chapped, open sore meth skin. I mean sure Dagoth Ur is responsible for the Corpus Plague, but that's a masterpiece of magic and alchemy. Khajit carry toxoplasmosis without realizing it.
0:54 as a person that downloaded the Khajit feet mod for Skyrim... I felt that.
I really do feel like digitrade feet should be the standard for beast races in fantasy
khaj-feet mod, if you will
@@Brother_O4TS seriously, that bone structure is just sick. if I had bill gates money and lost my legs the first thing Id do is fund a way to make prosthetic digitigrade legs possible, even if it meant risking the spines of a thousand third world trafficked humans just to get it right
@@TheHippyProductions That's funny, I live in a third world country (Philippines)
Why is that a thing?????
"More like Moon Sugar and Star" Laughed my ass off
Glad you all liked the video! I'm humbled by your kind words. I encourage everyone who watches this, or any other Dagoth Ur AI meme vid, to make their own. Keep that creativity flowing!
EDIT: 500,000 views. You absolute madmen. You continue to humble me.
How does it work?
What program/service do you use?
@@lugal-zage-si4782 ElevenAI
@magusperde365 this is a tutorial for a dagoth ur meme by a dagoth ur meme ua-cam.com/video/d1wStMAG2Vo/v-deo.html
@@lugal-zage-si4782 Elvenlabs has a free month-long subscription. It offers 30 days, or 30,000 words, whichever runs out sooner. You put in your credit card info, but as soon as I used up my allotted words, I just cancelled the plan.
I'm surprised how underrated "evolutionary cul-de-sac" is, it's such a raw insult
Khajiit can assure you, these seven bottles of Skooma are for medicinal purposes only. As far as Keening and Sunder, however, uhhhh...this one may have to go back to Surille's tradehouse to buy them back, yes?
But did the Khajiit take their clown feet and leave as requested?
No.
@@SeanStrife Of course they didn't.
They just downed every bottle of skooma in their inventory and beat Dagoth to death
@@lelo170 and then OD'd
They used slow time and punched dagoth to death in seconds with ultra fortified strengh
The delivery of "your... who?" Is so perfect. It kills me everytime
"Take those clown feet of yours, and lumber on out of here" is probably the best thing anyone has said in all of 2023.
I dunno... calling someone an evolutionary cul-de-sac might top that.
Azura sent an argonian nerevarine as a 'you done messed up enslaving these people' message. That kindof makes sense.
Then Daggoth kills the message so Azura sends a khajit next, as a giant 'screw you' written in bold, italic and underline.
Damn blud you went with the D slur
As if Azura gives a single damn about Argonians
@@prodigalsonofsunsits the principle of things, she just wants to piss him off, Argonians dont work well enough well lets go for worse then
RIP your dog.
>evolutionary cul-de-sac
I'm stealing that.
I love how genuinely concerned and baffled he sounds when he said "Oh. Oh, this must be a mistake... you're *who?"*
"I could handle the god damn lizard, y'know"
"a. KHAJIIT?.." "Moon and star?. More like moon sugar and star" are the best lmao
I know Dagoth isn't one for sitting but I can literally just imagine him gesticulating and shifting in his seat as he goes through various different stages of discomfort and disbelief. By the end he just sounds so defeated. This is excellence.
" A Khajiit... Really? A Fucking mouth breathing cat? is Azura even trying anymore?" 😂
"You in Morrowind now, N'wah; You use the back door." - Dagoth Ur, 3E 427.
Damn. I would not have guessed an AI voiced this. It sounds so good. The inflections and pronunciations were perfect.
Sheogorath's chosen, sent only to cause moderate annoyance to all he encounters, Azura in particular.
The delivery is insanely good for an AI. "Moon-and-Star? More like Moon-Sugar-and-Star." Good god, that cracked me up.
Best part is, if not a dunmer a kahjiit would probably be azura's second pick, they are one of her favored people after all.
Occasionally, the phrase "Moon and Star? More like Moon Sugar and Star" will just pop into my head at random, completely unprompted, and I will promptly just lose my shit all over again lmao
Stripping down to skivvies and downing several bottles of skooma and punching a guard is totally how I played that game.
The way it said "Khajiit" with such disbelief is wonderful.
Also I played through Morrowind's main story and some of the side stories a few years ago now and it's still a perfect game with absolutely no way to exploit the living hell out of things. Nope, can't cheese a bunch of fights at all.
The art really sells the "glazed, lobotomized" look he describes, absolutely brilliant. Best Dagothpost so far.
Little did he know that the Khajit was a master alchemist who had used potions to grant him game breaking stats, and who then defeated Dagoth Ur with a single punch before snorting ten lines of moon sugar off of the Heart of Lorkhan and accidentally achieves true enlightenment and mastery of Chim, drinks twelve bottles of skooma and forgets all of it, then sells the Heart of Lorkhan for more moon sugar and skooma.
don't forget that khajit has acrobatics 10000 so after the fight he jumps
gets high
reeaaaaal high
and then lands in balmora a minute later just in time to get wasted
How can you defeat a god? What a grand and intoxicating innocence...
Had me wheezing, one of the best Dagoth posts yet ngl
"Am I just coked out of my mind, or is that a stoned cat in his underwear?"
These insults are so well-written. I've rewatched a concerning amount, and the drawing is well done and hilarious. Thanks.
It gets better and better! Even his condescending tone is perfect! lol
"a fucking mouth breathing cat?"
We need more readings like this. However you wrote this had the ai inflecting perfectly!
Evolutionary cul-de-sac is savage
"You see, dagoth, you're not dealing with your average Khajit warrior anymore, I've risen beyond and become the TISM the TISM that you fear! That's right, IVE BECOME, THE LEGENDARY, AUTISM CAT."
>Downs 200 bottles of skooma and flings Dagoth into Sheogoraths personal bathhouse.
I cannot even fathom that an AI is speaking. It seriously sounds like a human being. Awesome yet scary.
Dagoth talking shit until he realizes the Khajiit is actually at 100 unarmed and unarmored.
And while Dagoth Ur was saying all thisX the Khajit robbed everything in the mountain. Including the Mountain. He only stripped to his skivvies for extra carry weight.
I will never look at ES3 Khajiit movement the same now. Never thought of it as clown feet. Makes so much sense
I could handle the goddam lizard you know, but this? This is something else.
I’m dead
"You know, I bust my ass..." sounds so believable the way he says it.
genuinely one of the funniest dagoth memes i've seen. I've rewatched this at least 10 times over the course of a couple days because the delivery is hilarious.
He punches through Dagoth’s mask and sends him flying into the numidium out of a skooma filled rage
he's talking some good shit for someone within candle range
"You little evolutionary cul-de-sac!" Holy shit dude😂
The way the program says “your who?” Is so full of despair and anger that I am genuinely shocked
despair and anger huh. just sounded like exasperation to me. then again it also sounds a lot like how my dad talks so maybe i'm just used to it.
I'm fucking using that. "Take those clown feet of yours and lumber on out of here "
Azura: Hey, Dagoth Ur!
Dagoth Ur: What?
Azura: Imperial.
Dagoth Ur: Worst. Day. Ever.
"Moon and Star? More like moonsugar and star."
The delivery is absolutely terrifyingly perfect.
Dagoth: You're looking at me, I think? So I'll assume you can understand me.
Khajiit: This one can only hear colors, but your words smell very fragrant.
Dagoth: Right... I feel like this is my fault for expecting too much.
Random Argonian: Hey! You guys ever tried Hist sap?
Dagoth Ur casts Vicious Mockery.
"I'm surprised you didn't pawn the thing off to go buy some you little evolutionary cul-de-sac."
Jesus christ. That has to be the best inault I've heard this month.
Your art is great, really brings the video together.
“Evolutionary cul de sac”
My man has no chill, just obliterated an entire race.
Dagoth Ur proceeded to yeet the Khajiit into the lava chasm, and waited for nerevars next reincarnation
Dagoth Ur does not know who the Nerevarine will be. This is a random Khajit mage who ended up in Red Mountain during a moon sugar induced bender.
I don’t get why people get offended by the racism in Elder Scrolls. For me, it’s a never ending source of laughter.
Wait what? Are there people that daft?
@@g.sergiusfidenas6650 There are morons who think the Argonians are supposed to be black despite the Redguard existing and the lizards being more Aztec
Even the Lizard wasn't as bad as this
LMAO
"I could handle the god damned lizard, you know?" the fucking delivery there lol. One of the better AI voices I've heard, for sure.
"More like Moon Sugar and Star!"
I cant breathe 😂
Reminds me of my best friend he loved Morrowind and I showed him these memes all the time. Good times miss him
Khajit are the Mexicans of Morrowind.
After Brazilian Argonian, we present to you
Florida man Khajiit
Californian Khajit fits better
@@marcuso7350 Why not Colombian? He moves a ton of that sweet, sweet powder.
@@zacharyrollick6169 Colombia has mostly drug dealers and cartels while Californians are the deranged crackheads, as seen Nerever Khajit is a crackhead by downing several skoomas and fucking up a guard naked
To be fair, the Khajiit do walk around like lumbering clowns in the Morrowind game.
It’s amazing how similar AI Dagoth Ur sounds to Rick Hunter’s Postal Dude. Also, “evolutionary cul de sac” is now my favourite insult
"Moon and Star? More like Moon Sugar and Star."
I fucking died.
These keep getting better and better. If I didn't know any better, I'd have thought this was actually voice acted