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  • @GoStReKoN
    @GoStReKoN Рік тому +24163

    I love the idea that even if he wasn't pleased with an Argonian, he's actively trying not to offend. But he goes FULL RACIST with the catfolk

    • @theravenking5930
      @theravenking5930 Рік тому +1981

      Being a lizard is way more respectful to being a cat person.

    • @Humanophage
      @Humanophage Рік тому +2055

      How a European would behave with a black (Argonian) and a gypsy (Khajit).

    • @99batran
      @99batran Рік тому +593

      I guess after the Argonian, he had enough. It would probably be the same the other way around

    • @blackster_Co.
      @blackster_Co. Рік тому +267

      So did Pelinal and he was based.

    • @SympatheticArsenal
      @SympatheticArsenal Рік тому +732

      @@Humanophage Unironically a perfect analogy, but switch Europe for the Balkans, the irl Tamriel of our world.

  • @cadensherman1983
    @cadensherman1983 Рік тому +5286

    “Evolutionary cul-de-sac”.
    Holy shit, I think I’ve found my new favorite insult.

    • @da3va
      @da3va Рік тому +57

      everywhere i look i see homestucks god i want out of this fandom

    • @cadensherman1983
      @cadensherman1983 Рік тому +70

      @@da3va We are eternal. You will never be free

    • @da3va
      @da3va Рік тому +26

      @@cadensherman1983 HUSSIE GIVE ME MY SOUL BACK P L E A S E

    • @The_Best_Copper_Salesman
      @The_Best_Copper_Salesman Рік тому +9

      Me hav low iq. Sum1 x-plane 2 me wut Evolutionary Cul de sac meens?

    • @pickled_ricck3541
      @pickled_ricck3541 Рік тому +97

      @@The_Best_Copper_Salesman cul-de-sac basically means a road or route that goes nowhere so saying someone is an evolutionary cul-de-sac is like saying you were bred to to do nothing or be nothing

  • @Silentguy_
    @Silentguy_ Рік тому +4341

    “Moon sugar and star. I’m surprised you didn’t pawn the thing off to go buy some” shit had me rolling

    • @Cha-Khia
      @Cha-Khia Рік тому +69

      The whole thing was a minute long roast, I'm literally in pain from laughing and coughing so much.

    • @Hotchpotchsoup
      @Hotchpotchsoup 8 місяців тому +4

      Not meaning to be disrespectful... but while I too found this brilliant/very funny, comments like those ☝️ makes me wonder whether those people burst into laughter very easily, if they're just exaggerating or if I'm just too dead inside to be as affected. 🤔 it's probably the latter 💀

    • @fus132
      @fus132 7 місяців тому +16

      @@Hotchpotchsoup ☝🤓

    • @Amin_al_Husseini_1941_picture
      @Amin_al_Husseini_1941_picture 2 місяці тому

      @@Cha-Khia reminds me of the "nwahs" in California.. whichever part of Nirn is that

    • @MIMALECKIPL
      @MIMALECKIPL Місяць тому

      He did pawn it off after he did what Dagoth told him to do aka lumbered on out of there. That was quite a party

  • @PsychoticBear
    @PsychoticBear Рік тому +5747

    'Take those clown feet of yours and lumber on out of here." I lost it.

    • @MiotaLee
      @MiotaLee Рік тому +66

      I was drinking at the moment. Arzura bless me for not spraying my compute in rum.

    • @animateacumen9396
      @animateacumen9396 Рік тому +40

      Even better when you really drink in the feet and eyes as he points them out in his speech.

    • @lightning_bishop260
      @lightning_bishop260 Рік тому +2

      Same, man 😂💀

    • @tyranitararmaldo
      @tyranitararmaldo Рік тому +6

      @@MiotaLee would not want to waste good Sujamma.

    • @nilspochat8665
      @nilspochat8665 Рік тому +4

      Khajhiits usually have clawed feet

  • @PyroSirBrad
    @PyroSirBrad Рік тому +9561

    I like the implication that he defeated you as an Argonian and waited for your reincarnation.

    • @ffwast
      @ffwast Рік тому +592

      Like he's saying what are you doing man, you've gone too far this time Nerevar

    • @Razumen
      @Razumen Рік тому +200

      @@ffwast He hasn't been the same after they broke up and he kicked him out of dinner.

    • @arminosas
      @arminosas Рік тому +25

      I'm sure it's a psy-ops

    • @TOGYS7
      @TOGYS7 Рік тому +76

      that or he remembers previous playthroughs

    • @eXpriest
      @eXpriest Рік тому +94

      @@ffwast I was going to say I like the implication that the Nerevar gets to choose what race they incarnate as, but then I realized, the character isn't the Nerevar the player is, and the player absolutely does get to choose.

  • @omegilla
    @omegilla Рік тому +6783

    "You strip down to your scivvies, down 7 bottles of skooma before punching a guard in the back of the head" I cannot stop laughing over that line

    • @adamdobry5517
      @adamdobry5517 Рік тому +139

      And then he punches Dagoth

    • @P1gdude
      @P1gdude Рік тому +64

      I laughed so hard it hurts. I almost passed out i couldn't breathe. I couldn't stop laughing

    • @MrJMB122
      @MrJMB122 Рік тому +7

      @@P1gdude same bro

    • @ryanbauer3680
      @ryanbauer3680 Рік тому +20

      We laugh because we've all done it. Now if you'll excuse me, I got to use some enchanting glitches on this....partial used Storm Cloak gear so I can get top dollar from Belethor...then buy out his moonsugar stock. I don't have a problem, YOU DO!
      (Runs off like the goddamn flash as you start to realize I don't have mods installed)

    • @loreman2803
      @loreman2803 Рік тому +2

      Its the fact I can see it in my head that really makes it

  • @astroboy6515
    @astroboy6515 Рік тому +7047

    "Y'know, I bust my ass."
    That delivery made me lose my shit.
    Amazing

    • @pockypurse
      @pockypurse  Рік тому +507

      Sometimes Elevenlabs delivers a lineread that you weren't expecting. It was very much a happy accident!

    • @troydodson9641
      @troydodson9641 Рік тому +139

      Spends centuries preparing this place, where destiny is made
      And sugar head here strolls in

    • @xXRickTrolledXx
      @xXRickTrolledXx Рік тому +73

      For me it was "You- you're who~?"

    • @abominationdesolation8322
      @abominationdesolation8322 Рік тому +18

      I know they use vulgarity in Elder Scrolls but it just seems too low-class for someone like Dagoth.

    • @espelhodasconstelacoes
      @espelhodasconstelacoes 3 місяці тому

      ​@@pockypurse this is beautiful lmao God bless ya and Jesus loves ya!

  • @5antiblusable654
    @5antiblusable654 Рік тому +7096

    "Oh...Oh this must be a mistake...You're....You're who?"
    The delivery of that line omfg. This is the best AI voice I've ever heard. You can feel the genuine shock and despair in his voice XD

    • @ninjalad
      @ninjalad Рік тому +349

      The way he says you're who? fucking destroys me

    • @javieralmodovar2068
      @javieralmodovar2068 Рік тому +173

      Wait hold the phone this is a fuckin AI?!

    • @frog4307
      @frog4307 Рік тому +2

      @@javieralmodovar2068yup.

    • @javieralmodovar2068
      @javieralmodovar2068 Рік тому +96

      @@frog4307 wow……..that’s equal parts cool and terrifying.

    • @JBrander
      @JBrander Рік тому +192

      The genuine bewilderment in his tone when he said that line was on-point. AI is both amazing and terrifying.

  • @FreeJazzEnthusiast
    @FreeJazzEnthusiast Рік тому +2320

    I was laughing right from “you’re WHO?” Also fantastic depiction of a Khajiit with a stolen candlestick, in his underwear, blasted out of his mind on drugs.

    • @shred1894
      @shred1894 Рік тому +123

      The technical term is 'skoomed', not 'blasted'.

    • @FreeJazzEnthusiast
      @FreeJazzEnthusiast Рік тому +101

      @@shred1894 Right, blasted is pure moon sugar, cause you goin to the moon.

    • @Soloong_Gaybowzer
      @Soloong_Gaybowzer 11 місяців тому +15

      @@shred1894 Oh OH Azura I'm gonna SKOOOOOOM!

    • @efxnews4776
      @efxnews4776 9 місяців тому

      Khajiits are literally the crackheads of Tamriel.

  • @bigslappy823
    @bigslappy823 Рік тому +1338

    "You're looking at me with that glazed over lobotomized look in your swiveled eyes" had me cackling.

    • @JB-xl2jc
      @JB-xl2jc Рік тому

      Evolutionary cul-de-sac is what got me

  • @CertifiedNEETClassic
    @CertifiedNEETClassic Рік тому +880

    "Really? A fucking mouthbreathing cat?" 🤣

    • @legatoblue8077
      @legatoblue8077 Рік тому +24

      The whole video sends me but this line specifically kills me 😂

    • @BansheeKing22
      @BansheeKing22 Рік тому +20

      Is Azura even trying anymore?

  • @GammaCyber1
    @GammaCyber1 Рік тому +2879

    >takes another 20 bottles of Skooma and 15 flin
    >punches Dagoth to death in a couple hits
    >runs into Heart Chamber at mach 5
    >drinks a busted powerful restore health potion
    >just fucking equips Keening and Sunder without even putting on Wraithguard and survives thanks to health potion regen
    >"No wait, what are you doing?!"
    >Azura thanks you
    >proceed to loot everything that's not nailed down, can actually carry it all with your 500 strength
    >recalls to the Grand Bazaar to sell it all for more money, even though you're already carrying several million
    Ahh, the true Khajiit experience

    • @Drojah
      @Drojah Рік тому +308

      And all of this is accomplished in about 5 minutes. If you're practised enough.

    • @liamwhite3522
      @liamwhite3522 Рік тому +393

      Khajiit has obtained wares. Now to obtain coin.

    • @IronianKnight
      @IronianKnight Рік тому +266

      Love the vibe of felling lesser gods with sheer crackhead strength and a bit of broken alchemy (his dealer won't tell him where they got it)

    • @jacobnicola5950
      @jacobnicola5950 Рік тому +16

      No creeper tho?

    • @TyshaggyGaming
      @TyshaggyGaming Рік тому +112

      My favorite form of media: Suspiciously wealthy furry folk

  • @gaiustheconqueror6093
    @gaiustheconqueror6093 Рік тому +2519

    "More like Moon sugar and Star" had me absolutely lose it, though the rest of the dialogue had me going too lmao
    good art btw, this vid should have way more views

    • @pockypurse
      @pockypurse  Рік тому +98

      Awww stawp it, you. Thank you for your kind words, fren.

    • @TehGreatBuck
      @TehGreatBuck Рік тому +8

      Floating down the Odai River dead from that line

    • @Elite_Gamer_1337
      @Elite_Gamer_1337 Рік тому +6

      take those clown feet and lumber outta here

    • @roadent217
      @roadent217 Рік тому +3

      I would have had it said "More like Moon Sugar and Skooma" instead.

    • @thetankhunter100
      @thetankhunter100 Рік тому +1

      @@pockypurse Btw do you also make art in this style for stalker?

  • @VaciliNikoMavich
    @VaciliNikoMavich Рік тому +790

    Lol, the battle was already won and not a single physical strike was given xD

    • @NIHIL_EGO
      @NIHIL_EGO Рік тому +28

      The CHADjit already stroke him in the heart, Dagoth just didn't notice yet.

    • @arminosas
      @arminosas Рік тому +4

      @WoodenChurch04 Is moon sugar like catnip?

    • @arminosas
      @arminosas Рік тому

      @@NIHIL_EGO This isn't Underworld where the head rolls only after giving the victim proof of their head cut sideways.
      "Look - that's your blood, not your headache"

  • @llVIU
    @llVIU Рік тому +552

    it's so impressive how the AI has inflexions... "I bust my ass off" with an angry tone, "lobotomized" with a condescending tone

    • @franzhopper7631
      @franzhopper7631 Рік тому +35

      and the amazingly incredulous you're...you're who?

    • @Nikotheleepic
      @Nikotheleepic 10 місяців тому +5

      Yeah ai neural networks are little brains hyperfocused on a singular goal, this one creates audio like a human would given the training data, so it inferrs inflection based on context and has its world model of what audio means and its own sort of personality formed from the evolution of its model into what was its fitnessssssssssssss

    • @huleyn135
      @huleyn135 10 місяців тому +4

      @@Nikotheleepic generative models do not have fitness scores like the ones you think

  • @JS-kr8fs
    @JS-kr8fs Рік тому +245

    'evolutionary cul-de-sac' is just a brutally real line.

  • @michaelweiske702
    @michaelweiske702 Рік тому +6375

    I'm just surprised how well the AI can interpret fantastical words like Khajiit. Was that just a straight input or did you have to make the AI produce those sounds such as Ka Jeet?

    • @nagger8216
      @nagger8216 Рік тому +546

      Veevec

    • @loC2ol
      @loC2ol Рік тому +370

      Viv-vec would of sounded more natural imo

    • @Rainkit
      @Rainkit Рік тому +229

      With the AI I think they're using, you just have to submit a one minute monologue. I assume you you submit a voice recording with khajiit in it.

    • @jasonhemphill6980
      @jasonhemphill6980 Рік тому +95

      @@Rainkit there really wasn't that much dialog recorded of DUr. I don't think he ever said it.

    • @pockypurse
      @pockypurse  Рік тому +1513

      It read "khajiit" perfectly but it would occasionally stumble over "Vivec".

  • @Arraydeess
    @Arraydeess Рік тому +783

    How does it convey frustration so accurately? Like it’s not monotone there’s pretty clear emotion in those lines. Very impressive

    • @alejandrorivas4585
      @alejandrorivas4585 Рік тому

      Yknow i bust my ass

    • @theshuman100
      @theshuman100 Рік тому +6

      default tone

    • @screamingseal4805
      @screamingseal4805 Рік тому +23

      Dagoth just sounds like that

    • @BumboLooks
      @BumboLooks Рік тому

      Good AI voicing is just copy/pasting pre-recorded sounds of people so not really that impressive.

    • @anubis7457
      @anubis7457 Рік тому +24

      @@BumboLooks I like when people talk about things they don't understand.

  • @krzosu
    @krzosu Рік тому +595

    "Is Azura even trying anymore ?" man that was a good one :)

  • @angela8533
    @angela8533 Рік тому +798

    Doesn’t even call him Nerevar 😂😂😂

    • @ryanwilliams8723
      @ryanwilliams8723 Рік тому

      As far as dagoth ur is concerned, he doesn't deserve it ni matter who's soul he's carrying

    • @cannondorf
      @cannondorf Рік тому +67

      Not a single time 🤣

    • @CrudDeposit
      @CrudDeposit 2 місяці тому +13

      Bro that’s not Nerevar that’s Never

    • @starnomad4021
      @starnomad4021 2 місяці тому +6

      ​The Neverever

  • @DansilSchroeder
    @DansilSchroeder Рік тому +543

    this has to be the best AI voicing I've heard thusfar. There's so much EMOTION in its voice

  • @Redhander
    @Redhander 8 місяців тому +26

    The khajit pictured has glazed eyes implying he is high(lore accurate)

    • @denifnaf5874
      @denifnaf5874 8 місяців тому +4

      And stole a candle (lore accurate)

  • @sarmin8008
    @sarmin8008 Рік тому +682

    The mix of panic, offense and fear in the "you're who?!" has more emotion in it than most Hollywood actors could ever achieve

    • @BumboLooks
      @BumboLooks Рік тому

      It doesn't. You're just autistic and cannot respond to non-computer sounds.

  • @TheFedaykiin
    @TheFedaykiin Рік тому +107

    " I could handle the god damn lizard you know, but this!? This is something else, a Khajiit!"
    - LMFAO

  • @animegirl177
    @animegirl177 Рік тому +2587

    As someone who pretty much always plays as a khajiit this is easily my favorite dagoth meme
    Btw love the art

    • @GaMeRfReAkLIVE
      @GaMeRfReAkLIVE Рік тому +45

      I use beast folk but tend to prefer argonians

    • @MotiMota15
      @MotiMota15 Рік тому +1

      Ew stinky cat player🤮

    • @buwanbuwaya6927
      @buwanbuwaya6927 Рік тому +2

      Centaurs is more of my style, buuut they're almost non-existent from everyone else

    • @CombineWatermelon
      @CombineWatermelon Рік тому

      Ew, furry

    • @WJINTL
      @WJINTL Рік тому +7

      Khajit are cool but argonnians are underrated imo
      Except the females
      They're just poorly designed.

  • @alotosius
    @alotosius Рік тому +117

    "Your looking at me with that glazed-over lobotomized look in your swiveled eyes, so I'll assume you can understand me."
    Dang, somebody call the fire department, because Dagoth just lit that Khajiit on fire!

  • @Dang3rMouSe
    @Dang3rMouSe Рік тому +442

    I haven't heard someone get verbally stripped to their core like that in many years. Brutal. Loved it🤣

  • @SudsyMedusa53
    @SudsyMedusa53 Рік тому +143

    The sheer unfiltered *contempt* dripping from his voice. It's perfect.

  • @LiteraltrashcanTT
    @LiteraltrashcanTT Рік тому +198

    Not enough people talking about the fantastic and hilarious art. Really brings the whole thing together.

    • @NIHIL_EGO
      @NIHIL_EGO Рік тому +23

      picture taken five seconds before disaster

  • @furchad3574
    @furchad3574 Рік тому +522

    Well you see Dagoth, there’s one thing you didn’t account for.
    I just chugged 20 bottles of Sujama. *Proceeds to slap him directly into the heart*

  • @NuclearReaver59
    @NuclearReaver59 Рік тому +97

    The amount of vitriol in the AI's voice when it said "more like moon shugar and star" is just perfect!

  • @AbyssalPlague
    @AbyssalPlague Рік тому +114

    I love how he sees Argonians as being a strange choice of Neravar, but tries not to go crazy. Apparently tho, Khajit are simply too much. Lol

    • @matthiuskoenig3378
      @matthiuskoenig3378 Рік тому +64

      he has nothing against lizards, some of his best slaves were lizards

    • @Slateproc
      @Slateproc 8 місяців тому

      supposedly the cats were elves at one point, same as the orsimer. Argonians are absolute freaks that are closer to sentient plants than mer

  • @disqorddoge1101
    @disqorddoge1101 Рік тому +429

    I’m having a very hard time believing that this is an AI. The subtle situational changes in emotional inflection are a little too on point.

    • @johnsnow5125
      @johnsnow5125 Рік тому +89

      You type in a sentence and keep creating new versions, until you get something that sounds good, then stitch the audio together. You can subtly influence the tone by typing in CAPITAL LETTERS and using !!!, for example, or use something like -uhhh, -errr, - K-k-khajit, but it's mostly down to pure chance and repetition, as with all the other AIs

    • @jamiehughes5573
      @jamiehughes5573 Рік тому +10

      The way he says khajiit is perfection

    • @hugoclarke3284
      @hugoclarke3284 Рік тому

      it's not AI, it's a person. AI is like the post-editing.

    • @nikenit
      @nikenit 9 місяців тому

      @@hugoclarke3284it is "AI", ElevenLabs just sounds like that. Any recording put there sounds that dramatic, no matter the context.

  • @smokyprogg
    @smokyprogg Рік тому +150

    The pic really sells it lmao Edit: just saw in the description that you drew this yourself, excellent stuff

  • @olehoncho
    @olehoncho Рік тому +22

    At least with the Argonian Dagoth Ur can appreciate the fact that Argonians aren't their best away from their home swamps where they are constantly drawing from their font of strength and evolution, the Hist Trees, and that when away from the swamp they are meek and subservient by nature and make excellent slaves because of their strength and resilience. Sure it's a joke for an Argonian to pretend to be the Nerevar, but it's an endearing joke.
    But a Khajit? The "Notmer"? How much of their inventory is taken up by fleas and hairballs? And that's giving them the benefit of the doubt that it's not just skooma and moonsugar. Bunch of junkie cats. Their one saving grace is their fur so you can't see the needle scars or chapped, open sore meth skin. I mean sure Dagoth Ur is responsible for the Corpus Plague, but that's a masterpiece of magic and alchemy. Khajit carry toxoplasmosis without realizing it.

  • @kittydaddy2023
    @kittydaddy2023 Рік тому +203

    0:54 as a person that downloaded the Khajit feet mod for Skyrim... I felt that.

    • @Brother_O4TS
      @Brother_O4TS Рік тому +56

      I really do feel like digitrade feet should be the standard for beast races in fantasy

    • @pheonix6119
      @pheonix6119 Рік тому +17

      khaj-feet mod, if you will

    • @TheHippyProductions
      @TheHippyProductions Рік тому +33

      @@Brother_O4TS seriously, that bone structure is just sick. if I had bill gates money and lost my legs the first thing Id do is fund a way to make prosthetic digitigrade legs possible, even if it meant risking the spines of a thousand third world trafficked humans just to get it right

    • @Brother_O4TS
      @Brother_O4TS Рік тому +4

      @@TheHippyProductions That's funny, I live in a third world country (Philippines)

    • @AshleysBrother
      @AshleysBrother Рік тому +2

      Why is that a thing?????

  • @StevenBlack2013
    @StevenBlack2013 Рік тому +69

    "More like Moon Sugar and Star" Laughed my ass off

  • @pockypurse
    @pockypurse  Рік тому +1574

    Glad you all liked the video! I'm humbled by your kind words. I encourage everyone who watches this, or any other Dagoth Ur AI meme vid, to make their own. Keep that creativity flowing!
    EDIT: 500,000 views. You absolute madmen. You continue to humble me.

    • @magusperde365
      @magusperde365 Рік тому +1

      How does it work?

    • @lugal-zage-si4782
      @lugal-zage-si4782 Рік тому +2

      What program/service do you use?

    • @thatspookagain4030
      @thatspookagain4030 Рік тому

      @@lugal-zage-si4782 ElevenAI

    • @thatspookagain4030
      @thatspookagain4030 Рік тому

      @magusperde365 this is a tutorial for a dagoth ur meme by a dagoth ur meme ua-cam.com/video/d1wStMAG2Vo/v-deo.html

    • @pockypurse
      @pockypurse  Рік тому +26

      @@lugal-zage-si4782 Elvenlabs has a free month-long subscription. It offers 30 days, or 30,000 words, whichever runs out sooner. You put in your credit card info, but as soon as I used up my allotted words, I just cancelled the plan.

  • @Konpekikaminari
    @Konpekikaminari Рік тому +31

    I'm surprised how underrated "evolutionary cul-de-sac" is, it's such a raw insult

  • @TheoLogiCultist
    @TheoLogiCultist 10 місяців тому +8

    Khajiit can assure you, these seven bottles of Skooma are for medicinal purposes only. As far as Keening and Sunder, however, uhhhh...this one may have to go back to Surille's tradehouse to buy them back, yes?

  • @LordProteus
    @LordProteus Рік тому +191

    But did the Khajiit take their clown feet and leave as requested?

    • @SeanStrife
      @SeanStrife Рік тому +19

      No.

    • @LordProteus
      @LordProteus Рік тому +12

      @@SeanStrife Of course they didn't.

    • @lelo170
      @lelo170 Рік тому +31

      They just downed every bottle of skooma in their inventory and beat Dagoth to death

    • @bobobsen
      @bobobsen Рік тому +14

      @@lelo170 and then OD'd

    • @no3ironman11100
      @no3ironman11100 Рік тому +2

      They used slow time and punched dagoth to death in seconds with ultra fortified strengh

  • @gabeslist
    @gabeslist Рік тому +97

    The delivery of "your... who?" Is so perfect. It kills me everytime

  • @rottenapple_
    @rottenapple_ Рік тому +59

    "Take those clown feet of yours, and lumber on out of here" is probably the best thing anyone has said in all of 2023.

    • @SeanStrife
      @SeanStrife Рік тому +5

      I dunno... calling someone an evolutionary cul-de-sac might top that.

  • @kirbs0001
    @kirbs0001 Рік тому +155

    Azura sent an argonian nerevarine as a 'you done messed up enslaving these people' message. That kindof makes sense.
    Then Daggoth kills the message so Azura sends a khajit next, as a giant 'screw you' written in bold, italic and underline.

    • @uastyrdzhii
      @uastyrdzhii Рік тому +7

      Damn blud you went with the D slur

    • @prodigalsonofsuns
      @prodigalsonofsuns Рік тому +10

      As if Azura gives a single damn about Argonians

    • @Freedmoon44
      @Freedmoon44 4 місяці тому

      ​@@prodigalsonofsunsits the principle of things, she just wants to piss him off, Argonians dont work well enough well lets go for worse then

    • @xthee_0nly_1x11
      @xthee_0nly_1x11 4 місяці тому

      RIP your dog.

  • @CorundumDevil
    @CorundumDevil Рік тому +10

    >evolutionary cul-de-sac
    I'm stealing that.

  • @Tuskor130
    @Tuskor130 Рік тому +43

    I love how genuinely concerned and baffled he sounds when he said "Oh. Oh, this must be a mistake... you're *who?"*

  • @ObviouslyUnknown
    @ObviouslyUnknown 10 місяців тому +6

    "I could handle the god damn lizard, y'know"

  • @mangomann8432
    @mangomann8432 Рік тому +13

    "a. KHAJIIT?.." "Moon and star?. More like moon sugar and star" are the best lmao

  • @TheVeeBeaT
    @TheVeeBeaT Рік тому +54

    I know Dagoth isn't one for sitting but I can literally just imagine him gesticulating and shifting in his seat as he goes through various different stages of discomfort and disbelief. By the end he just sounds so defeated. This is excellence.

  • @zevvez_
    @zevvez_ Рік тому +10

    " A Khajiit... Really? A Fucking mouth breathing cat? is Azura even trying anymore?" 😂

  • @pelmeni_va
    @pelmeni_va Рік тому +14

    "You in Morrowind now, N'wah; You use the back door." - Dagoth Ur, 3E 427.

  • @hamsterdoom360
    @hamsterdoom360 Рік тому +43

    Damn. I would not have guessed an AI voiced this. It sounds so good. The inflections and pronunciations were perfect.

  • @fathomtuns7127
    @fathomtuns7127 2 місяці тому +4

    Sheogorath's chosen, sent only to cause moderate annoyance to all he encounters, Azura in particular.

  • @NoeticSystem
    @NoeticSystem Рік тому +19

    The delivery is insanely good for an AI. "Moon-and-Star? More like Moon-Sugar-and-Star." Good god, that cracked me up.

  • @timclaridge8458
    @timclaridge8458 Рік тому +24

    Best part is, if not a dunmer a kahjiit would probably be azura's second pick, they are one of her favored people after all.

  • @datfisheboi6519
    @datfisheboi6519 Рік тому +13

    Occasionally, the phrase "Moon and Star? More like Moon Sugar and Star" will just pop into my head at random, completely unprompted, and I will promptly just lose my shit all over again lmao

  • @smw1279
    @smw1279 Рік тому +66

    Stripping down to skivvies and downing several bottles of skooma and punching a guard is totally how I played that game.

  • @lichtheimer
    @lichtheimer Рік тому +12

    The way it said "Khajiit" with such disbelief is wonderful.
    Also I played through Morrowind's main story and some of the side stories a few years ago now and it's still a perfect game with absolutely no way to exploit the living hell out of things. Nope, can't cheese a bunch of fights at all.

  • @edryu9688
    @edryu9688 Рік тому +26

    The art really sells the "glazed, lobotomized" look he describes, absolutely brilliant. Best Dagothpost so far.

  • @FirstLast-cg2nk
    @FirstLast-cg2nk Рік тому +123

    Little did he know that the Khajit was a master alchemist who had used potions to grant him game breaking stats, and who then defeated Dagoth Ur with a single punch before snorting ten lines of moon sugar off of the Heart of Lorkhan and accidentally achieves true enlightenment and mastery of Chim, drinks twelve bottles of skooma and forgets all of it, then sells the Heart of Lorkhan for more moon sugar and skooma.

    • @wilhelmu
      @wilhelmu Рік тому +20

      don't forget that khajit has acrobatics 10000 so after the fight he jumps
      gets high
      reeaaaaal high
      and then lands in balmora a minute later just in time to get wasted

    • @Aristocles22
      @Aristocles22 Рік тому +5

      How can you defeat a god? What a grand and intoxicating innocence...

  • @destroyerdude98
    @destroyerdude98 Рік тому +37

    Had me wheezing, one of the best Dagoth posts yet ngl

  • @bowenorcutt78
    @bowenorcutt78 7 місяців тому +4

    "Am I just coked out of my mind, or is that a stoned cat in his underwear?"

  • @jackDaddy23
    @jackDaddy23 Рік тому +8

    These insults are so well-written. I've rewatched a concerning amount, and the drawing is well done and hilarious. Thanks.

  • @lanzm1521
    @lanzm1521 Рік тому +30

    It gets better and better! Even his condescending tone is perfect! lol

  • @seanforsythe78
    @seanforsythe78 Рік тому +9

    "a fucking mouth breathing cat?"

  • @Shalashaska777
    @Shalashaska777 Рік тому +7

    We need more readings like this. However you wrote this had the ai inflecting perfectly!
    Evolutionary cul-de-sac is savage

  • @Concerned_Custodian
    @Concerned_Custodian Рік тому +5

    "You see, dagoth, you're not dealing with your average Khajit warrior anymore, I've risen beyond and become the TISM the TISM that you fear! That's right, IVE BECOME, THE LEGENDARY, AUTISM CAT."
    >Downs 200 bottles of skooma and flings Dagoth into Sheogoraths personal bathhouse.

  • @stevenolson1295
    @stevenolson1295 Рік тому +28

    I cannot even fathom that an AI is speaking. It seriously sounds like a human being. Awesome yet scary.

  • @itsabug4274
    @itsabug4274 8 місяців тому +4

    Dagoth talking shit until he realizes the Khajiit is actually at 100 unarmed and unarmored.

  • @AzureSkyCiel
    @AzureSkyCiel Рік тому +7

    And while Dagoth Ur was saying all thisX the Khajit robbed everything in the mountain. Including the Mountain. He only stripped to his skivvies for extra carry weight.

  • @ToxicSpinach64
    @ToxicSpinach64 11 місяців тому +3

    I will never look at ES3 Khajiit movement the same now. Never thought of it as clown feet. Makes so much sense

  • @bogan8865
    @bogan8865 Рік тому +7

    I could handle the goddam lizard you know, but this? This is something else.
    I’m dead

  • @BigPapaKaiser
    @BigPapaKaiser Рік тому +7

    "You know, I bust my ass..." sounds so believable the way he says it.

  • @kaecie_
    @kaecie_ Рік тому +7

    genuinely one of the funniest dagoth memes i've seen. I've rewatched this at least 10 times over the course of a couple days because the delivery is hilarious.

  • @v.n.ofishmaster6168
    @v.n.ofishmaster6168 7 місяців тому +4

    He punches through Dagoth’s mask and sends him flying into the numidium out of a skooma filled rage

  • @joshuawilson7629
    @joshuawilson7629 10 місяців тому +3

    he's talking some good shit for someone within candle range

  • @EldritchGrimoire
    @EldritchGrimoire Рік тому +5

    "You little evolutionary cul-de-sac!" Holy shit dude😂

  • @ourflameisrising9785
    @ourflameisrising9785 Рік тому +11

    The way the program says “your who?” Is so full of despair and anger that I am genuinely shocked

    • @flannelpillowcase6475
      @flannelpillowcase6475 Рік тому +3

      despair and anger huh. just sounded like exasperation to me. then again it also sounds a lot like how my dad talks so maybe i'm just used to it.

  • @doctorqrow3452
    @doctorqrow3452 Рік тому +3

    I'm fucking using that. "Take those clown feet of yours and lumber on out of here "

  • @michealforguson5317
    @michealforguson5317 Рік тому +3

    Azura: Hey, Dagoth Ur!
    Dagoth Ur: What?
    Azura: Imperial.
    Dagoth Ur: Worst. Day. Ever.

  • @ashtonpeterson4618
    @ashtonpeterson4618 8 місяців тому +4

    "Moon and Star? More like moonsugar and star."

  • @Jason32Bourne
    @Jason32Bourne Рік тому +4

    The delivery is absolutely terrifyingly perfect.

  • @Zer0d00d
    @Zer0d00d Рік тому +10

    Dagoth: You're looking at me, I think? So I'll assume you can understand me.
    Khajiit: This one can only hear colors, but your words smell very fragrant.
    Dagoth: Right... I feel like this is my fault for expecting too much.
    Random Argonian: Hey! You guys ever tried Hist sap?

  • @adorablecockroach5131
    @adorablecockroach5131 Місяць тому +2

    Dagoth Ur casts Vicious Mockery.

  • @Blaze5x5x5
    @Blaze5x5x5 Рік тому +5

    "I'm surprised you didn't pawn the thing off to go buy some you little evolutionary cul-de-sac."
    Jesus christ. That has to be the best inault I've heard this month.

  • @thepiecrab1414
    @thepiecrab1414 Рік тому +8

    Your art is great, really brings the video together.

  • @jared5472
    @jared5472 Рік тому +9

    “Evolutionary cul de sac”
    My man has no chill, just obliterated an entire race.

  • @austinclements8010
    @austinclements8010 Рік тому +4

    Dagoth Ur proceeded to yeet the Khajiit into the lava chasm, and waited for nerevars next reincarnation

  • @Kikker861
    @Kikker861 Рік тому +5

    Dagoth Ur does not know who the Nerevarine will be. This is a random Khajit mage who ended up in Red Mountain during a moon sugar induced bender.

  • @mavrathmasterofsecrets8712
    @mavrathmasterofsecrets8712 Рік тому +12

    I don’t get why people get offended by the racism in Elder Scrolls. For me, it’s a never ending source of laughter.

    • @g.sergiusfidenas6650
      @g.sergiusfidenas6650 Рік тому +1

      Wait what? Are there people that daft?

    • @pillarmenn1936
      @pillarmenn1936 11 місяців тому

      @@g.sergiusfidenas6650 There are morons who think the Argonians are supposed to be black despite the Redguard existing and the lizards being more Aztec

  • @Ginger_FoxxVT
    @Ginger_FoxxVT 11 місяців тому +4

    Even the Lizard wasn't as bad as this
    LMAO

  • @brandondanforth8342
    @brandondanforth8342 Рік тому +2

    "I could handle the god damned lizard, you know?" the fucking delivery there lol. One of the better AI voices I've heard, for sure.

  • @alicyjinx8923
    @alicyjinx8923 Рік тому +4

    "More like Moon Sugar and Star!"
    I cant breathe 😂

  • @fatbobby7552
    @fatbobby7552 Місяць тому +1

    Reminds me of my best friend he loved Morrowind and I showed him these memes all the time. Good times miss him

  • @mr.joedirt8583
    @mr.joedirt8583 Рік тому +8

    Khajit are the Mexicans of Morrowind.

  • @TheGosgosh
    @TheGosgosh Рік тому +96

    After Brazilian Argonian, we present to you
    Florida man Khajiit

    • @marcuso7350
      @marcuso7350 Рік тому +1

      Californian Khajit fits better

    • @zacharyrollick6169
      @zacharyrollick6169 Рік тому +13

      @@marcuso7350 Why not Colombian? He moves a ton of that sweet, sweet powder.

    • @marcuso7350
      @marcuso7350 Рік тому

      @@zacharyrollick6169 Colombia has mostly drug dealers and cartels while Californians are the deranged crackheads, as seen Nerever Khajit is a crackhead by downing several skoomas and fucking up a guard naked

  • @JK-uj9hs
    @JK-uj9hs Рік тому +5

    To be fair, the Khajiit do walk around like lumbering clowns in the Morrowind game.

  • @ijustworkhere1008
    @ijustworkhere1008 Рік тому +2

    It’s amazing how similar AI Dagoth Ur sounds to Rick Hunter’s Postal Dude. Also, “evolutionary cul de sac” is now my favourite insult

  • @DarkPuIse
    @DarkPuIse Рік тому +3

    "Moon and Star? More like Moon Sugar and Star."
    I fucking died.

  • @ratatoskrnuts6354
    @ratatoskrnuts6354 Рік тому +5

    These keep getting better and better. If I didn't know any better, I'd have thought this was actually voice acted