Only Vi would record making breakfast, repeat one word over and over, then upload it to UA-cam. And still make it more interesting than most of the shite out there.
I EGGree, really these puns CRACKED me up, come on KETCHUP and MUSTARD up some courage! Whoops YOLKS on me now! OLIVE puns. but I probably have better things to do with my THYME! I love puns a WATT. Puns puns puns.
If you watch Cowspiracy on Netflix, for example, you might realize it truly is about cows, eggs and extinction. Not much that matters follows extinction, for the exinct. :)
I EGGree, really these puns CRACKED me up, come on KETCHUP and MUSTARD up some courage! Whoops YOLKS on me now! OLIVE puns. but I probably have better things to do with my THYME! I love puns a WATT. Puns puns puns.
I'm scared, but at the same time... ready for enlightenment. Vihart is clearly in tune to some extradimensional wavelength that the rest of us can't even fathom. We do not understand, and perhaps we never will- in any case, we must listen. (or, some Pokémon were just fried and put into a sandwich, then garnished with a lightning bolt. AND A BIRD)
parts of it were like watching someone from an infomercial trying to make an egg sandwich, but with the sound of that same person saying "eggs" over and over again layered over it. 10/10
This video has been brought to you by: HowToBasic Also, why are there Dutch subtitles? Considering she's saying *about* one word, Dutch has a need to spit out 10s of different words
If you pierce the edge of the raised bit of the white then it will flow outwards to cover more area and be thinner. That makes the egg cook better as you don't burn the bottom while trying to get the top to cook.
I swear, I watched this *once* months ago and it just kind of became part of my thought process. I didn’t even like eggs that much... And now I love them.
I paused in the middle of the video and thought to myself... why the hell am I watching a video of someone frying eggs and singing eggs over and over again... and then continued watching...
dan lolwatermelon according to all known laws of eggs there is no way an egg should be able to hold a chick the shell is to week to not crack and end up having the chick not die ok I'm done
Oh vihart is making sunny-side-up :) . . . . . . the nice thing about eggs is that if you mess up you still have a meal: scrambled eggs. Like Mitch Hedberg said, "An escalator can never break: it can only become stairs"
I don't know what I started by simply showing that I thought that this comment was strange, but whatever it is, just know: This could and most likely is a joke, I'm not capable of knowing for sure, but if it's true, you do you man. I'm not going to sit here and criticize a persons fetish just because I believe it's peculiar.
Not sure what I just listened to/watched... but it is the best UA-cam video I have, personally ever seen. An Eggscar winner! (forgive me for the Godawful pun)
This video brought to you by: * Eggs * Semantic Satiation * A cappella * Altron brown digs your olde skool skillet * compulsion to capture the complete set of augmented reality creatures
Omg ViHart please send me a link to the website where I can buy the can if whoop ass😂 when you pulled it out and sprinkled it on the eggs it was hilarious. BTW I'm a big fan and I love all your videos. Keep up the great work
Only Vi would record making breakfast, repeat one word over and over, then upload it to UA-cam. And still make it more interesting than most of the shite out there.
So true
* claps * yup, and that's why she's awesome!
What about last sentence
Also "hmm"
Kamron Hoolock Yep XD
This gave me eggxiety.
😁Good one
Having an eggsistential crisis?
Always
Eggcelent pun.
We should add eggtra puns to this comment
Your mind must be a fascinating and terrifying place. I'd like to visit.
can i be your plus 1
Wyatt Nooodles and a plus one more?
Plus π, please.
Bill Cipher would be scared
E J S E
This video speaks to me on a deep and spiritual level
I agree. This is one of the most eggsistential videos I've ever seen.
+Conway79 that was an eggcellent pun
mementomori You are eggstremely kind.
holy! visionary! angelic! eggstatic!
Eggs.
This video is eggcellent
Eggstremely eggcellent!
eggactly
I EGGree, really these puns CRACKED me up, come on KETCHUP and MUSTARD up some courage! Whoops YOLKS on me now! OLIVE puns. but I probably have better things to do with my THYME! I love puns a WATT. Puns puns puns.
Vex the Pichu eggxactly
A regular joke from a regular show
I like the part where she says egg
oh yeah that part and the part where she says eggs was quite good too, wouldn't you agree ( lol )
Danielle Miller it was very good
Me too!
Why that part was so much better then when she said eggs
actually my favourite part was when she said eggs
Great tutorial on how to make an egg sandwich. I rate it eggs/eggs
eggs/chicken would watch again
So you rate it a 1?
For tutorials about eggs on youtube, I recommend the channel "HowToBasic"
I rate it tem outta tem! yaya!
+Joey Broda No, dummy. Eggs is 12. Itchy is 1.
I rate the video 12/15.
This is what happens when
a) you replace all the sounds in Real Life v2.0.16 with eggs.ogg or
b) you let Vihart do the same drugs as HowToBasic.
I think you're referring to the game outside. (ftfy)
Quality content. Definitely worth watching multiple times. At a time.
wait what is she making she never mentioned it
RYAN ROSS IS GOOD!
Ryan Ross Is bad an eggcellent sandwich
Ryan Ross Is bad It's about bread I think
I think its about the souls of the innocent.
Ryan Ross Is bad eggs
This needs to be a regular series. On another note, I think this video is about eggs
Really? I thought it was about cows.
Man I totally missed the point of video. Clearly about cows.
+Richard Huynh lol
If you watch Cowspiracy on Netflix, for example, you might realize it truly is about cows, eggs and extinction. Not much that matters follows extinction, for the exinct. :)
Maxander2001 don't you mean eggtinction?
I'm glad I'm not the only one who repetitively says egg when I'm cracking eggs
How to deal with ADHD:
Step One: Make a video of whatever is on your mind
Step Two: Upload it
Step Three: PROFIT
Don't forget to narrate what's on your mind along with it. ;-)
How to be Vi Hart:
Step One: Make a video of whatever is on your mind
Step Two: Upload it
Step Three: PROFIT
probably a dash of ocd as well
Or u can go to camp halfblood :)
I have a problem... however : you won"T judge me
She's either a pokémon or a Dalek, I can't tell.
Dalek, cuz their smart
And have a plunger instead of an arm... Imagine ViHart with plungers without arms. Now I need to stop laughing...
Well, I'll have to quote +Elchi King (Maddemaddigger) "Eggs...ter-mi-nate?"
I say she's both!
+Crookshanks Is Awesome Thanks for the credit :)
Sounds like a Pokemon called Eggs saying it's name all the time 😂
so exeggcute? :P
+The Ninty Gamer That's a good name! These eggs certainly got eggsecuted
+Nsimba S. that's an actual pokemon😐😐😐😐
+pjane fune You're right ._.
+pjane fune whenever you come across one, nickname it Vi Hart
I'm having a eggtensal crisis
Nethan Garvey eggsistensial
gamertrash piss off
k
Nethan Garvey Dan?
I EGGree, really these puns CRACKED me up, come on KETCHUP and MUSTARD up some courage! Whoops YOLKS on me now! OLIVE puns. but I probably have better things to do with my THYME! I love puns a WATT. Puns puns puns.
Can someone write down the lyrics for me? Thanks.
Eggs eggs eggs eggs eggs eggs
Is this a yoke?
And then garnish with a lighting bolt...and bird
Never mind the song. What was that she was cooking?
*Lugh Summerson She was cooking toast.
0:40 The continuous non stop repeating of eggs is weirdly comforting and relaxing to me.
Eggs isn't a real word anymore.
"and now we garnish with a lightning bolt, and a bird" I laugh so easily!
I'm scared, but at the same time... ready for enlightenment.
Vihart is clearly in tune to some extradimensional wavelength that the rest of us can't even fathom.
We do not understand, and perhaps we never will- in any case, we must listen.
(or, some Pokémon were just fried and put into a sandwich, then garnished with a lightning bolt. AND A BIRD)
why is it called "WhoopAss"
Cause she is gonna open a can of whoop ass on you
Benny C. Lol when the reply has more likes than your comment
its a can of spices:
www.teenytinyspice.com/organic-whoopass/
Ivy Lol
"Flavor of the United States", haha
Did you just open a can of whoopass?
What a charming video. The super random bit is that I own that exact set of plates and it startled me a bit to see "my plate" in a Vi Hart vid. :)
Honestly as a math major this is the most relatable video on the entire internet
parts of it were like watching someone from an infomercial trying to make an egg sandwich, but with the sound of that same person saying "eggs" over and over again layered over it. 10/10
This video has been brought to you by: HowToBasic
Also, why are there Dutch subtitles? Considering she's saying *about* one word, Dutch has a need to spit out 10s of different words
Peter Mainetti LOL
If you pierce the edge of the raised bit of the white then it will flow outwards to cover more area and be thinner. That makes the egg cook better as you don't burn the bottom while trying to get the top to cook.
Well, thanks a lot Ms. Hart! Now the word "Eggs" has lost all meaning for me!
My new favourite thing is showing this video to people who don't already know Vihart, just to watch their reaction :P
wen ur an egg
I'm a what?
+k54ltyd2 a egg, an a bluddy gud wun at dat
2:43 Bird: "Vi... what have you done to my babies..."
There is a fine line between creativity and being batshit crazy. Vi, you do very well at skirting very close to the edge!
love your videos!
I thought she was/is that line.....
My favourite part of the video is at 1:33 where she can be heard saying "eggs".
This triggered my ASMR, not gonna lie.
Vi Hart's Kitchen is my favorite cooking show!
I wish my eggs made this notice when cooking
I swear, I watched this *once* months ago and it just kind of became part of my thought process. I didn’t even like eggs that much...
And now I love them.
I forgot what eggs meant for a brief second.
My favourite part is when she says "Eggs?"
So we just gonna ignore that she opened up a can of whoopass? iight
I paused in the middle of the video and thought to myself... why the hell am I watching a video of someone frying eggs and singing eggs over and over again... and then continued watching...
Anyone gonna comment on the fact that her other channel Vihart (which speaks about calculus) is APPARENTLY made for under 13s
Wut
Where did you get the eggs for the souffles?
Eggs...ter-mi-nate?
+Elchi King (Maddemaddigger) EGGS
DID YOU HAVE TO POKE THAT WOUND OPEN?
Soufflé gril
OH MY FANDOMS
I feel like you’d be good at ASMR! Some of the stuff you do makes me relax or feel sleepy and I love it!!
Magslikescats5 don't fall asleep or she will send her spiders for you...
Olivia Tilleman oh.. well... too late lol
Olivia Tilleman Wtf? She sends spiders after people?? 😐
All of these egg puns are CRACKING me up XD
I will always appreciate this content
Why is no one talking about the AR stuff? It's really cool!
this, but the eggs are the full script reading of the bee movie
A N D A B I R D
dan lolwatermelon according to all known laws of eggs there is no way an egg should be able to hold a chick the shell is to week to not crack and end up having the chick not die ok I'm done
Oh vihart is making sunny-side-up :)
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the nice thing about eggs is that if you mess up you still have a meal: scrambled eggs. Like Mitch Hedberg said, "An escalator can never break: it can only become stairs"
Woah! I was eating eggs while watching this video. This is surreal!
STARRING:
Vihart as Vihart
Eggs as Eggs
Bread as mmm
All I heard in the song bit was "Spikes Spikes Spikes Spikes
Thanks for hypnotising me, now I can't stop thinking about Eggs
Eggs, beans, black pudding, laverbread, toast. Can those be part of the series?
And spam.
dont forget that can of whoopass
Reminiscent of the more demented '70s-era Sesame Street episodes.
MAN i love ur voice. i have a speech impediment nd people used to make fun of the way i say 'eggs' so like.. this was... idk refreshing to see haha
Friend :- what are you watching?
Me : ummm eggs.
idk what I just watched but I'm sad the video ended
i feel so emotionally attached to those eggs now. im crying rn
This reminds me of Sesame Street for some reason.
It is a shame that I can only like this once. AND A BIRD.
I see you cook in an old school iron skillet. Very nice!^^
P.S.: You're seriously crazy. xD (that's a compliment :3)
It's amazing what videos you find while procrastinating an essay for school
this is beautiful
At 0:38 that container said "whoop ass". Beautiful.
Not my proudest fap. Though no regrets.
._. dafuq
Surprise is not necessary, this is the internet.
ikr, either he is a troll or an idiot. either way you can't talk to him about his behavior
This comment could have been a lot worse but you chose to be triggered by something as small as a man's masturbatory habits with eggs.
I don't know what I started by simply showing that I thought that this comment was strange, but whatever it is, just know:
This could and most likely is a joke, I'm not capable of knowing for sure, but if it's true, you do you man. I'm not going to sit here and criticize a persons fetish just because I believe it's peculiar.
i'm not yolking with you, this is probably the best video i've ever seen. absolutely eggcelent.
She got 83k subs from saying things "eggs"
Others :that's stupid
Me : She's a freakin Genius
Vihart; the only person who can make the word ‘eggs’ interesting
I liked the part where she said 'eggs'
This felt weirdly educational 😆
Chips!
Ice Cream!
Not sure what I just listened to/watched... but it is the best UA-cam video I have, personally ever seen. An Eggscar winner! (forgive me for the Godawful pun)
Eggs.
I love how she seasoned her eggs with “WhoopAss” at 0:38 😂
EGGSTERMINATE!
never open 10 tabs all playing this video at once from slightly offset starting times
I liked math videos...
Hi. :D :D :D :D :D :D :D Me too... Cheers :D
This is not the channel for them
This was eggcelent. You made a lot of yolks. Albumin Onion would complement it. I would be sunny-side up with more from this series.
Eggs
You should rename this, “Vi Hart saying “eggs” for 2 minutes straight”
can o whoopass
A feature film with like normal dialogue and stuff but instead of a soundtrack it just has Vihart saying eggs
X
When it becomes oddly hypnotic . . .
Didn't expect to get ASMR tingles from this, but I did.
I really enjoyed the audio. It genuinely captured my feelings for eggs.
I like to think that there is a consensus of multiple Viharts all asking “eggs”? And agreeing “eggs”.
I identify with the pain of trying to flip the eggs without breaking them, it's actually impossible sometimes
0:38 I love how they add a bit of whoopass, another man of culture I see.
I have a whole new love for vihart videos after discovering this channel
My internal monologue as I contemplate selling my ovaries
This video brought to you by:
* Eggs
* Semantic Satiation
* A cappella
* Altron brown digs your olde skool skillet
* compulsion to capture the complete set of augmented reality creatures
*And a can of Whoopass
2:32 - you opened up a can of whoop Ass on those eggs.
Well, the can was sealed and in no way related to the eggs in all honesty, but whatever.
This is actually strangely soothing.
Omg ViHart please send me a link to the website where I can buy the can if whoop ass😂 when you pulled it out and sprinkled it on the eggs it was hilarious. BTW I'm a big fan and I love all your videos. Keep up the great work
I just watched Vihart fry eggs and I'm entertained.
0:37 she opened up a can of whoop a** on those eggs😂😂😂😂😂
THERE'S A STORM OUTSIDE AND IT WOKE ME UP SO I COULD WATCH EGGS!