The King of Vampire Survivors has returned
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- Опубліковано 5 жов 2024
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Today we morph our good old bone friend Mortaccio into Goshadokuro, pretty much a stronger version of him. Meaning more boning, faster boning and with an extra spice of thrust. Morphing is a unique ability in the game that most of the amount-based character possess (those that gain +1 amount every 20 levels, up to +4), turning them from a rather basic character into a very exciting and powerful one. And yes, this will include a ton of childish humor (not for children).
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Give the video a like or you'll break your bone
(this is not a threat and no legal advice)
I recwntly wiped my save and progressed well and will say that the dlc is really good to make early game much easier for getting enough gold to get everything
Mine has too much area, got boogaloo of illusions when i was a kid
Listening to an adult giggle about "boning" enemies just made my day lol!
you must be new here!
giggity
@@BarryTGash Nope, been with Dex for quite some time :P Since he first started playing Vampire Survivors in fact! Still funny as hell!
9:39 the moment Dex says where is the hole… then finds it, all the bones just swarm inside the red tunnel …. That image … really is something
I am ashamed of how loudly I laughed at "your mom".
Honestly, peak comedy
I'm ashamed laughing while reading this
today's boogaloo of illusions edit was very satisfying to look at
"where's the hole? My bone is so big I can't see anything..."
real dex hours in this one, phrasing out of control
Keep the 🦴 jokes up my friend . Hearing you laugh is always the best of the video for me !
don't worry Dex, I giggle whenever I play Brotato and say that I'm scissoring everything
Im on the edge of my seat seeing how big your bone can get.
Most favorite Boogaloo of Illusions edit is this one
you wouldn't believe how many of your VS videos I have watched, and always had a chuckle to myself when you pronounced 'candelabra', or 'tiramisu', or some others.
I always thought it was like an inside joke, or maybe a language barrier or something (even though your English is brilliant). it was always just amusing to me.
it took me forever to realise, even after a couple hundred hours ingame, that the way you pronounced those items, is the correct way XD
ma dude what lol
The theater of mind, maybe? I believe that's the word you are looking for!
Its alright... we all miss the right hole sometimes. As a wise man once said "happy accidents happen sometimes"
9:39 "Entering the Torona hole with our bone"
I challenged myself to find any good meaning of what dex is saying ,
I failed miserably
mortaccio was always my fav concept for a character. I haven't even watched the vid yet but ik its gonna be one of my favourites
Dex was boning enemies with terminal velocity
I always appreciate your sense of humor, Dex. We could all use a little more laughter and silliness these days!
When dex not playing with balls, he playing with bone. Noted.
With this amount of bones he should be considered as the 👑 !
I agree, duration is very necessary when boning.
Boogaloo of Illusions makes your Area bigger
or optionally
The BLUE(galoo of) PILL(usion) makes your "Bone" "larger".
"quite realistic" he says
being a skeleton followed by a lot of ghosts
Dex: "One thing I would like is to stay alive as long as possible."
You and me both, my friend.
I came here to watch a vampire survivor video and you can't stop drilling that hole with your big bone 😂
Great video!!! We all came expecting the bone jokes
I love the evolution, one of my favorites as well. It just takes so long to reach out, that I'm often already so tough that I don't need it :)
10/10 this was my favourite episode of yours ever 😂 I spent the whole time just laughing along with you
Dex never beating the bone lover allegations
Mortaccio will always be satisfying man
I think everyone can appreciate the size and speed these bones reached. :3
Subbed when you said "your mom" I've got all the DLC for VS but probably not unlocked half of everything so it's time to learn from the king.
I had an epileptischen Anfall from the amount of boning going on.
WOOO ANOTHER DEX VIDEO 7 SECONDS EARLYYY
These videos are so hard to see I generally don’t watch them, too dark and too much stuff happening, but is still a fun watch
This was certainly a video of all time.
i wanna see a vid where dex sees what the highest kills he could get on a 15minute map would be
"but she said there was noo waay!"
You are indeed the King of Vampire Survivors.
well, "down to the bone" I guess
"Yeah I've completed all of the main stages, I think I have a firm enough grasp of the game to watch videos about it without being too confused."
*This mf:*
Bones perform best in tight spaces, just as nature intended.
Bone daddy mortacio, always fun to watch
his arms glitch out like crazy around 20 min
Impressive bone my friend
I don't even know the pill is blue, thanks dex XD
Have you checked out Rogue:Genesia? I think you'd love the number breakdowns that the game gives you.
This was a good one. I love mortaccio, and the bone jokes were on point. I about spit out my drink when the boss got stuck and I heard "hey stepsis"
Duration always good for "boning" enemies LUL
16:11 he looks like "Gutsy Bones" from yo-kai watch.
Bro is bad to the bone *bad to the bone meme plays*
Make your skeleton jokes and spin the wheel, the reactions and feelings are a roller coaster and THE RIDE NEVER ENDS!
Also, obligatory Bitrate joke. You know, due to the amount of moving objects on screen, quality will drop heavily.
ALL HAIL THE KING!
Only 12 hours after i watched ur drone video and another one already popped up? Dont mind me if i watch this too
Lmao eventually you made a web and you were the spider 😂
Its impossible Dex boning power is over 9000
The early oktoberfest is awesome!
Daaaaaamn! Nice clock, bro!
Taking us to the bone zone.
It says "wear... clock..."
Your m8nd is just dirty today, dex
Thats some good bone work i see
Um... You want to make your bone bigger? 😳
14:08 how did you know my mother is an orb!?
bruder, this weapon/character is your personal brainrot in this game
can't say i blame you tho. he is my favorite cause i have a immessurable skeleton bias and i would be a giant hypocrite if anyone knew how much i devolve when playing tree
Tree????
I expect all the bone Jokes \o/
The following video is rated IM for immature. No matter how old I get, I will always laugh at a bone joke. Would have been better played on the Bone Zone map, missed opportunity. Keep it up Dex!
6:14 it said "Wear....... Clock....."
Oh, I'm early. Time to comment for the algorithm
Ahh yes, I love the boning vids
Seems like the enemies are boned...😊
I'm confident with my clock.
dex uploaded new video = family happy
😂 The phrasing....
Where is the hole? There’s fire in the hole!
It said "Wear.......Clock"
Wow 69 seconds till i saw this😅
Could you limit break J'odore again with Big Trouser? I'm really curious to see how it performs without Babi-onna's gimmick
Dex did u know ,u can make Miang Imortal with only One weapon and full Regen build...
U just need play it in Foscary lake map,inverse mode but not in Hurry mode,pick Sabre of Healing and Divine Blood lane Arcana first,then latter pick Disco Of gold Arcana and u must pick Left metalgio and make sure before 12 minute you must already in The secret Place when Samie the cartapilar spwan( in the top right metalgio)
Farm the cartapilar until Reaper spawn
Sammy's give invulnerability to anyone. Each cake adds a bit of invulnerabitlity, so many cakes = much invulnerability.
After all this bone joke - what's Mortaccio doing with his hands all the time?
We should use spellbinder so our bones stay longer
Omg i was wondering if u are from Germany because u always say z instead of s when it's on the start of a word... And you actually are! Amazing.
I’m just mad that I bought the DLCs last year on Apple Store, and saw that there’s new content so I tried to reinstall the game. Now I have to pay a subscription fee to even reinstall a game I put money into albeit about $3 but I’m still mad.
Let's go
Bone big, big bone good clubbing
5:50 ive missed that
Can you make more Brotato videos? I love Brotato! Also i’m your subscriber! - From Brazil 🇧🇷🇧🇷🇧🇷🇧🇷🇧🇷🇧🇷
Silver ring evolves with clock lancet, right?
Hence, nice clock.
Ja hatte Kopfknie. danke.. das ein Candelaber mehrere uhm Kerzen hat, macht es echt ned besser^^
This video is a way for dex to make sex jokes 😂😂
Als hätte mir jemand in den Toaster gekackt
Would pay to watch dex bone
Sans if he has papyrus strength
Early Viewer Gang ⛏
Have you tried the switch version? The 2 player option is very nice
Amazing 24 minutes and 30 seconds of the same joke.
10:30
I have watched to much H*ntai to not misunderstand that frame :)
Does the character with Carello has an evolution? I don't remember
Yeah, once you pick up the artifact from Astral Stairs, he evolves at lvl 80
Dex so funny u can completely misunderstand him so funny man u are epic Dex XD lets bone him hahahahaha XD
13:58 WHATTTT
What is this map's name?
Abyss Foscari, the best map to farm eggs
@@RandomClips-oj6fi thank you so much I've been trying to find this map name for a while