Tim discusses crab salts.

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  • Опубліковано 21 гру 2024

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  • @bruce000000070000000
    @bruce000000070000000 11 місяців тому +46

    One of the most accurate Joe Rogan impressions I’ve ever seen, and it seems mostly improvised. Tim is a total master of his craft, I genuinely can’t imagine anyone else being able to handle so many different comedic styles and be great in all of them

  • @squitsquat
    @squitsquat 8 місяців тому +24

    Legitimately got pissed off waiting for Tim to get to the point about crab salts lol

    • @vulturesculptor
      @vulturesculptor 7 місяців тому +4

      searched for this understanding it was meant to be parody and it still annoyed the fuck outta me lol, I get it. Tim did such a phenomenal job capturing Joe’s nonsensical rambling

    • @aarons.a.1890
      @aarons.a.1890 4 місяці тому +1

      You should try getting thru an episode of Rogan

    • @DirtyArnie
      @DirtyArnie Місяць тому

      When your immunity is at 100000% you won't care how long Joe took to get to the point

  • @pbharrison1
    @pbharrison1 9 місяців тому +27

    I've been vaping crab salts. I don't even have to eat

  • @johnrivers3813
    @johnrivers3813 Рік тому +17

    I have a powedered over the counter form of crab salts that I use for first aid and honestly it has replaced every topical product i have in my kit. No more Neosporin bullshit! I just take a handful of crab salts and apply it directly to my open cuts and wounds and i can immediately tell that it's working because I get hit with an intense burning feeling and after a couple hours it gets really itchy and inflamed. That's your body telling you that it's healing. You gotta really rub it in too or it won't work as well. i highly recommend it to everyone whose reading this however because it's so controversial you won't find it at a Walgreens but you can find it at your local crystal shop.

  • @chrisluckey2916
    @chrisluckey2916 9 місяців тому +7

    “Science is interesting!” Lol

  • @metalheadedtothemax
    @metalheadedtothemax 7 місяців тому +5

    One bite of crab salts and i pulled down my shorts screaming
    'L O O K A T M E M O T H R F U K R R R R"

  • @ericclaptonsrobotpilot7276
    @ericclaptonsrobotpilot7276 Рік тому +57

    Doctor Mark Prance is a god tier fake name

    • @matthewkrueger304
      @matthewkrueger304 Рік тому +14

      Prove he's fake. #crabsaltsheal

    • @lordmortimer8055
      @lordmortimer8055 Рік тому +10

      Mark Prance does great impressions and makes great popcorn

    • @ericclaptonsrobotpilot7276
      @ericclaptonsrobotpilot7276 Рік тому +2

      @@lordmortimer8055 popcorn is for movies. When I’m focusing on my health I need something with a bit more oompf. Maybe some Kobe beef sliders with a nice truffle aioli.

    • @jaxonpickett6372
      @jaxonpickett6372 Рік тому +1

      @@ericclaptonsrobotpilot7276 pairs perfectly with a nice Belgian Wheat

    • @DavidKlausa
      @DavidKlausa 11 місяців тому +3

      @@ericclaptonsrobotpilot7276 Fun fact: you can sprinkle crab salts on your popcorn!

  • @andrewholmes3116
    @andrewholmes3116 9 місяців тому +4

    all of these guys are now working on What We Do in the Shadows

  • @silema8296
    @silema8296 10 місяців тому +10

    This is pure torture 😂

  • @DAILYBLUNTATHON
    @DAILYBLUNTATHON 9 місяців тому +4

    I have been using crab salts since the late seventies and everything Tim is saying is spot on.

    • @superflyindustries4908
      @superflyindustries4908 6 місяців тому +3

      I just found out about the salts that crabs comes from and honestly I know it sounds crazy but the crab salts are kind of an older, well not older so much as outdated form of the crab salt aka “salt crabs” but yeah it’s honestly making a huge difference in my day to day fitness and nutrition

  • @darkshore2028
    @darkshore2028 Рік тому +30

    What kind of alternate universe Rogan is this

    • @dawnfmEnthusiast
      @dawnfmEnthusiast Рік тому +8

      satire

    • @jaw0608
      @jaw0608 Рік тому +14

      One in which Rogan's entire format is appropriately mocked.

    • @ralph4857
      @ralph4857 Рік тому

      Rogan is a big dummy!

  • @37Kilo2
    @37Kilo2 10 місяців тому +6

    Tim's Joe Rogan impression would be better if he were taking gear and tons of useless supplements, and elk meat.

  • @Synthetic_Soul_CH
    @Synthetic_Soul_CH 10 місяців тому +4

    Sounds like something Rio Genesis would want to get ahold of.

    • @vampsith
      @vampsith 9 місяців тому +1

      Don’t bother with the Rio Genesis stuff, RJ’s shakes are where it’s at

  • @tomcrenshaw6941
    @tomcrenshaw6941 Рік тому +11

    I can’t tell if this is a clever sketch based off the joe rogan podcast or a middle aged man who convinced his friends they could start a podcast from his garage. Congratulations

  • @PeopleWhoReadPeoplepodcast
    @PeopleWhoReadPeoplepodcast 15 годин тому

    Elk meat and crab salts: can’t beat the combo

  • @Burgmannn
    @Burgmannn 7 місяців тому +1

    0:49 I think Tim means Mark Proksch here.

  • @dantraficonte8752
    @dantraficonte8752 11 місяців тому +3

    I’ve tried crab salts - they’re not safe

    • @schnozchan6606
      @schnozchan6606 10 місяців тому +1

      Actually they're good they are supposed to make your pee that colour it is supposed to do that so

    • @Elrond_Hubbard_1
      @Elrond_Hubbard_1 9 місяців тому

      Because you're a globalist shill, you won't accept the crab-salt lifestyle.

  • @kevinjordan8253
    @kevinjordan8253 Рік тому +4

    Hilarious

  • @rebeccaelue407
    @rebeccaelue407 Рік тому +3

    😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @lessforloans
    @lessforloans Рік тому

    Wait was this a dub over? Lmao

  • @Ollie_too_big256
    @Ollie_too_big256 Рік тому +1

    T t t to today junior

  • @colonelJ77
    @colonelJ77 Рік тому

    Wtf....spit it out

  • @mpclepto182
    @mpclepto182 7 місяців тому

    This is a Joe Rogan impersonation for people who have never actually understood what Joe has said.

  • @lessforloans
    @lessforloans Рік тому +5

    Dude spit it the fuck out

    • @DavidKlausa
      @DavidKlausa Рік тому +24

      This is a parody of Rogan.

    • @goldencalf5144
      @goldencalf5144 Рік тому +14

      Go watch the original video. It's the best 11 hours you'll spend in your life.

    • @lessforloans
      @lessforloans Рік тому +5

      @@goldencalf5144 I don’t get it. Is everyone in on it? Is it a thing they do? I can get the humor if so but damn they play it so well can’t tell if they’re serious.

    • @goldencalf5144
      @goldencalf5144 Рік тому +17

      @@lessforloans It's a near perfect parody of the JRE by comedian Tim Heidecker and friends. They not only discuss crab salts, but weigh in on religion, ancient civilizations, aliens, the Rock's political ambitions and they launch a robust defence of Bill Cosby. Just the sort of topics you might expect in a Joe Rogan podcast. It's impressive how they nailed the impersonations, not just of Rogan, but also the typical guests he has on. The Serf Times has a reaction video to this which is quite good and led me to finding the original video. Check it out

    • @VirgoPerdolens
      @VirgoPerdolens 10 місяців тому

      @@lessforloansyou should check out crab salts. It’s seriously a game changer

  • @Caun-88
    @Caun-88 Рік тому

    Kek