'Rings' and 'By the Sea' | On Cinema Season 7, Ep. 10 | Adult Swim

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  • @suprememillipede4713
    @suprememillipede4713 9 років тому +1620

    'Just a bummer.' ~ Tim Heidecker on the death of his son, Tom Cruise Heidecker

    • @BrianBattles
      @BrianBattles 7 років тому +54

      supreme millipede "It's too bad"

    • @nutgobbler100
      @nutgobbler100 6 років тому +51

      Did everything they could

    • @joeyjo-joshabadu9636
      @joeyjo-joshabadu9636 4 роки тому +6

      Downvoted this for 666 likes.

    • @ravioliburger3182
      @ravioliburger3182 4 роки тому +13

      It was inappropriate to use the "Lucky Season 7" intro. Tim has absolutely no dignity. Shame on Tim.

    • @runedudez
      @runedudez 3 роки тому +8

      That was clearly Gregg's idea, you can tell because of how tasteless and inconsiderate it is

  • @ParticleJesus
    @ParticleJesus 9 років тому +2207

    When you got caskets like Tom Cruise Jnr in them you can't lose

    • @glennsak
      @glennsak 9 років тому +29

      +AugustusPugin HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA

    • @moshwangles
      @moshwangles 9 років тому +58

      +AugustusPugin too soon man

    • @MrMadalien
      @MrMadalien 9 років тому +39

      +moshwangles too late actually

    • @MrMattavocado
      @MrMattavocado 8 років тому +1

      W

    • @hockyjocky4
      @hockyjocky4 7 років тому +2

      AugustusPugin LOL omg yes

  • @T0WER
    @T0WER 9 років тому +646

    "If we brought him to the hospital he would have even been dead quicker." -Dr. San

    • @MV12267
      @MV12267 3 роки тому +24

      6 bag quote with a little black mold and 2 warm..uh...cold cups of soda.

    • @ThommyofThenn
      @ThommyofThenn 10 місяців тому +1

      It really was such a beautiful moment, Tim asked that the Doctor give Tom as much time as possible. Every second , devoted to the craft. And getting to play which is really what it's all about.

    • @kyleanderson2949
      @kyleanderson2949 10 місяців тому +6

      it had to have been all those Milkyway bars. nothing else makes sense. especially given Dr San poking him with all those pins and rummaging about in the yard for toadstools and whatnot. that was more than enough

    •  13 днів тому

      @@kyleanderson2949 The lack of "whatnot" is probably what killed TCJRH. Maybe if Dr. San had foraged instead of "rummaging".

  • @Rachel-zc4ih
    @Rachel-zc4ih 5 років тому +624

    Genuinely kind of moved by Gregg saying he doesn’t need to do a popcorn classic this time

    • @MV12267
      @MV12267 3 роки тому +15

      Hey guys itssssssssss movieeeeee timeeeeeee

    • @bamadave83
      @bamadave83 2 роки тому +40

      It's an incredible sacrifice.

    • @EdHaigh
      @EdHaigh 2 роки тому +9

      I love that movies are still involved.

    • @nickchambers3935
      @nickchambers3935 2 роки тому +2

      Looks like he’s finally got it into his head that there are some things in life more important than movies

    • @ValiantPixel
      @ValiantPixel Рік тому +7

      Whenever he says such a thing, it means that he will insist on two popcorn classics for the following episode. If Gregg doesn’t reach the equilibrium for his popcorn classics, he goes to a BAD place.

  • @JDizzle785
    @JDizzle785 2 роки тому +317

    The transition from “Lucky season 7” in the intro to Tim anouncing the death of his infant son is so genius

    • @byHexted
      @byHexted Рік тому +9

      Turns out it wasn’t as lucky a season as he had hoped

    • @idkjustchangingmyname7343
      @idkjustchangingmyname7343 Рік тому +11

      It’s so bittersweet.

    • @mcow7038
      @mcow7038 9 місяців тому +8

      It’s Casino Edition!

    • @cosmoclancy
      @cosmoclancy 4 місяці тому +3

      ITS CASINO EDITION. ITS CASINO EDIT-

  • @shingenkiamiright
    @shingenkiamiright 9 років тому +685

    It's time to have fun at the movies again!

  • @KingScottyMac
    @KingScottyMac 9 років тому +550

    RIP. This news gets 1 bag of popcorn and 5 Milky Ways sent straight to Heaven.

    • @JoeAvella
      @JoeAvella 9 років тому +9

      +Scott Macaulay hell yeah bro

    • @Marshmallow_Trees
      @Marshmallow_Trees 7 років тому +1

      +Scott Macaulay
      BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

    • @kyleanderson2949
      @kyleanderson2949 3 роки тому

      I’ll give it 6 bags. TCJ was a d-list child actor at best

    • @MV12267
      @MV12267 3 роки тому +1

      6 milky ways

  • @samwoodson9603
    @samwoodson9603 3 роки тому +364

    This episode is like whatever the opposite of jumping the shark is for me. From this point forward it became clear that On Cinema really had the potential to do anything. When you start off as a parody of movie podcasts and reach a point where you’ve turned an infant dying into comedy, then that seems like that’s the natural conclusion. You’ve taken the concept as far as you can go. But the opposite has happened. The show has somehow managed to continually fly off the rails even further. And it’s never had a dip in quality either, it just has remained as the funniest show around. I truly think this show is the masterpiece of both Tim and Gregg’s careers.

    • @martinjarzyna7624
      @martinjarzyna7624 2 роки тому +16

      I completely agree. I’m just realizing on a second viewing how completely committed Axiom is to appeasing Tim from the moment he arrives 😂😂😂 tim is masterfully narcissistic

    • @mattthompson9395
      @mattthompson9395 2 роки тому +43

      Can we keep this comment section about the movies please?

    • @thesponge836
      @thesponge836 2 роки тому +4

      Last couple seasons haven't been as good. Also not free or on UA-cam anymore.

    • @Modellbahn160
      @Modellbahn160 2 роки тому +11

      @@thesponge836 Bro have you seen anything from season 13? It's been a return to form for them, it's really made the pay wall seem worth it.

    • @MrNicoBico
      @MrNicoBico 2 роки тому +10

      @@thesponge836 It's been fantastic, support the show and join the hei life

  • @Rockmonanov
    @Rockmonanov 8 років тому +433

    cleansed the house... magnets ... herbs, nothing else they could have done.

    • @enqane
      @enqane 4 роки тому +49

      so many needles...

    • @djm7494
      @djm7494 4 роки тому +5

      Feng Shuied??

    • @MichaelKingVids
      @MichaelKingVids 4 роки тому +3

      ‘We Will Always Miss You Tom Cruise’ at the end of the clip.

    • @accountablehog
      @accountablehog 4 роки тому +7

      My favorite line was Gregg’s response... “Could’ve taken him to a real Doctor...” 😂😂

    • @berryseinfeld6772
      @berryseinfeld6772 3 роки тому

      @@enqane gold plated.what could go wrong?

  • @lordmortimer8055
    @lordmortimer8055 2 роки тому +167

    Love how Dr San is the most evil yet the most calm guest in on cinema history. His delivery on "so many needles" is both terrifying and hilarious.

    • @jaxonpickett6372
      @jaxonpickett6372 Рік тому +20

      "If we had brought him to the hospital, he would have even been dead quicker" is one of the most darkly funny lines ever uttered.

    • @Slop_Dogg
      @Slop_Dogg Рік тому +13

      I do think that later events point toward him being completely out to lunch & actually believing in his medical abilities. He clearly felt more guilt than Tim did for a certain incident.

    • @Daniel-fq5vq
      @Daniel-fq5vq 11 місяців тому +2

      It’s so messed up when he says it I know what you mean!!!!! 😂

  • @imcharming4808
    @imcharming4808 5 років тому +216

    “I don’t usually get choked up about too many movies.”

    • @chelorz
      @chelorz 3 роки тому +33

      "Old Yeller, Ghost. This is as bad as any of those." ☠☠☠

  • @Etcher
    @Etcher 6 років тому +60

    Tom Cruise Heidecker was as good as a child can get and it's so great people are still having these kinds of children

  • @greyforge27
    @greyforge27 5 років тому +117

    "It's time to have fun at the movies again!"
    "We're gonna be talking about my son, who passed away over the weekend"

  • @xian3001
    @xian3001 7 місяців тому +13

    I'm glad Greg brought up "Old Yeller" and "Brian's Song" on this episode. In the midst of tragedy, expertise is really all we have.

  • @billyharrington4872
    @billyharrington4872 Рік тому +54

    Touching tribute by Gregg likening Tim's loss to movies like Old Yeller, Brian's Song, and Ghost. This is why I am a proud Gregg-head.

  • @superwaffle01
    @superwaffle01 2 роки тому +22

    "i'm joined- i have a wonderful panel with me. And gregg turkington is here"

  • @hawkrandj9407
    @hawkrandj9407 8 років тому +876

    this is the funniest a baby dying has ever been

    • @sandygrungerson1177
      @sandygrungerson1177 8 років тому +26

      kind of sick actually.

    • @hawkrandj9407
      @hawkrandj9407 8 років тому +18

      honestly its distasteful

    • @hsinava
      @hsinava 5 років тому +16

      Dingo ate your baby? Second best

    • @CONGTHEGUERILLA
      @CONGTHEGUERILLA 5 років тому +8

      @@sandygrungerson1177 kind of gnarly really

    • @isaacberger6721
      @isaacberger6721 4 роки тому +10

      The Lindbergh baby dying was a little funny

  • @allenrapke6573
    @allenrapke6573 9 років тому +252

    Now that being a father is out the way Tim can put 100% of his time into the new Dekkar album

    • @neonfroot
      @neonfroot 3 роки тому +5

      Yep. Tim is a true narcissist.

    • @Andy-ef2on
      @Andy-ef2on 2 роки тому +4

      No one likes Dekkar

    • @bigbeefscorcho
      @bigbeefscorcho 2 роки тому +14

      It’s funny though because canonically he has another child he has nothing to do with

    • @illuminotmereloaded6896
      @illuminotmereloaded6896 Рік тому

      It’s gonna be something else!

    • @DrexSux
      @DrexSux Рік тому +1

      @@bigbeefscorchoand he really didn’t have much to do with Tom Cruise Jr either lol

  • @mrleedra
    @mrleedra 9 років тому +283

    "It's just a bummer. Too bad."
    - Tim Heidecker on the death of his son, Tom Cruise Heidecker

  • @LeachMusic
    @LeachMusic 9 років тому +280

    "So many needles..."

    • @ryanhoffman5654
      @ryanhoffman5654 9 років тому +18

      +Leach Music That's the same thing I say every morning when I pick myself out of the gutter.

  • @thebearfuck
    @thebearfuck 9 років тому +477

    Dr. San: "Don't know what else we could have done"
    Gregg: "....Could've just taken him to a real doctor"
    #realtalk by Gregg Turkington

    • @jasongiannaros4091
      @jasongiannaros4091 4 роки тому +32

      it's been 5 years and I hope you regret slandering the name of the great Dr. San

    • @viagabee9193
      @viagabee9193 4 роки тому +19

      let’s not start pointing fingers now

    • @5bagsofpopcorn
      @5bagsofpopcorn 4 роки тому +9

      @@jasongiannaros4091 dr san is a murderer and so is tim, his trial was a farce and he should be serving multiple life sentences!
      Gregg has been nothing but the voice of reason but you timheads are in a cult.

    • @مون-بھائ
      @مون-بھائ 4 роки тому +14

      ok are you a doctor? I don't see a Dr, or a doctor next to your name? Re-aligning iron in blood using magnet is based on latest herbal research..

    • @Tom-zc7xh
      @Tom-zc7xh 3 роки тому +12

      @@5bagsofpopcorn Tim was proven innocent in court. You are forgetting about the China Connection

  • @HonorNecris
    @HonorNecris 9 років тому +804

    I wrote a haiku to commemorate this tragic event:
    Tim's Tom, flesh and blood
    empty bottle, drained of life
    Dekkar greatest hits

    • @HonorNecris
      @HonorNecris 9 років тому +31

      Thanks guys, the road to recovery is long and winding. Not unlike Dekkar's road to double platinum.

    • @KuroiNaito2007
      @KuroiNaito2007 9 років тому +1

      +HonorNecris Thou, sirrah, art cynical. Cynical!!!

    • @hughjanus3798
      @hughjanus3798 9 років тому +1

      +HonorNecris Dude, that was like, beautiful...

    • @harryabernathy1767
      @harryabernathy1767 9 років тому +5

      +HonorNecris I gave you the 100th thumbs up! Congrats.

    • @vicariousk
      @vicariousk 8 років тому +20

      5 bags of popcorn

  • @Coaltergeist
    @Coaltergeist 9 років тому +475

    Some "Lucky season 7" this turned out to be...

    • @DrHeinzy
      @DrHeinzy 9 років тому +48

      +Coaltergeist They should call it "UNlucky" season 7.

    • @ryanhoffman5654
      @ryanhoffman5654 9 років тому +15

      +DrHeinzy Dayum boy!

  • @MichaelWalshCT
    @MichaelWalshCT 9 років тому +294

    I wonder if Tim hadn't canceled Decker 3 that Tom Cruise Heidecker would still be alive today. That might have really killed his son's spirits seeing that his own father doesn't believe in a project that he was in. I really wish we could have seen that scene in episode 18.

    • @LeroyPatterson
      @LeroyPatterson 9 років тому +12

      +Cam H Well, maybe when #TCJr gets to heaven, he will be able to screen all the unmade episodes of DvD, because thats where they are...they both are.

    • @Echoplex25
      @Echoplex25 9 років тому +2

      +Michael Walsh DVD sucks, it was confirmed that Little Tom Cruise Heidecker was going to play as Tom's young brother in the new Mission Impossible film

  • @BH-hx5ij
    @BH-hx5ij 9 років тому +152

    I'm starting to think little Tom faked his own death, to escape the glare of Hollywood stardom and to escape his overbearing father, Tim Heidecker.

    • @Madness200
      @Madness200 10 місяців тому +4

      Just like James Dean.

    • @zx5147
      @zx5147 7 місяців тому +2

      None of Tim's offspring would be intelligent enough to conduct such a scheme.

  • @ethanpayeur9878
    @ethanpayeur9878 3 роки тому +252

    I know we don't break character in the comments but this is my third time watching the whole series and each time I get to this episode I realize this is the greatest show I have ever watched.

    • @Modellbahn160
      @Modellbahn160 2 роки тому +10

      It's the greatest filmed comedy of all time, nothing else really comes close.

    • @legobobstudios
      @legobobstudios Рік тому +7

      Character?

    • @eewls
      @eewls Рік тому +5

      there's some greek tragedy about it all. tim's slow descent into misery is mesmerizing

    • @JackJoseph-y8j
      @JackJoseph-y8j Рік тому +8

      I tell people this isn't a show, it's an experience.

    • @maximemailloux9680
      @maximemailloux9680 Рік тому +2

      I give to your commentary 5 bags of popcorn

  • @FrugalGamerFlashback
    @FrugalGamerFlashback 9 років тому +489

    Don't have time to watch the vid so if someone could let me know what Gregg's popcorn classics were this episode I would greatly appreciate it. Also, based on the thumbnail I see Tim is back from the hospital so I'm assuming Tom Cruise is feeling better! That's great news! Looks like the Milky Ways worked their magic! Keep up the good work guys (especially Gregg)! See you next week!

    • @ryanhoffman5654
      @ryanhoffman5654 9 років тому +89

      +FrugalGamerFlashback Don't watch the next On Cinema. Just rent Oh God and remember the good times.

    • @harryabernathy1767
      @harryabernathy1767 9 років тому +27

      +FrugalGamerFlashback Ah, jeez, I'm not going to be the one to tell him...

    • @FrugalGamerFlashback
      @FrugalGamerFlashback 9 років тому +53

      +Harry Abernathy The popcorn classics were that bad huh?

    • @harryabernathy1767
      @harryabernathy1767 9 років тому +21

      +FrugalGamerFlashback Well, uhm, for starters, you see, there was no popcorn classics this week. Out of respect, you know...

    • @FrugalGamerFlashback
      @FrugalGamerFlashback 9 років тому +47

      Sounds like a little drama went down. Well, I'm sure whatever it is will be resolved by next week!

  • @edwardslaughter4659
    @edwardslaughter4659 9 років тому +338

    I wish God would have taken me instead.

    • @AugieDoggie9000
      @AugieDoggie9000 5 років тому +18

      Edward Slaughter I agree

    • @JohnSmith-qy2fh
      @JohnSmith-qy2fh 5 років тому +37

      I think I speak for Tim, and the entire On Cinema family, when I say I think we all wish God had taken you instead.

    • @AugieDoggie9000
      @AugieDoggie9000 5 років тому +4

      John Smith yes.

  • @jeremyshipp6919
    @jeremyshipp6919 9 років тому +187

    I still can't stop thinking about the Archive.

    • @gweflj
      @gweflj 9 років тому +25

      I'll go one day with my son Tom Hanks.

  • @teddownum7428
    @teddownum7428 2 роки тому +57

    Gregg had duplicates of a lot of his titles not *only* because he's a true film buff. He had duplicates because he knew, deep down, that someday he might need to put together a cinematic care package for a friend or co-host in emotional distress. That's the kind of person Gregg is.

  • @infrequentvlogs4433
    @infrequentvlogs4433 9 місяців тому +4

    ALSO - THAT is THE HOTTEST "my son just died" bass solo OF ALL TIME.
    Tim SLAYED THAT bass.
    RIP lil booger Tom CH

  • @BEASTAGEv2
    @BEASTAGEv2 6 років тому +95

    Wow, it's surreal to see Gregg so emotional and choked up about Tom Cruise Heidecker. He even suggested that TCH's passing might be more tragic than Old Yeller. This is a hard time for the entire On Cinema family, but we can take solace in the fact that Gregg has a special gift at providing emotional support.

    • @neonfroot
      @neonfroot 3 роки тому +1

      I think Gregg has a soft spot for Tom. I think he would've been a great uncle. Tim doesn't deserve fatherhood.

  • @jamesgraham1772
    @jamesgraham1772 4 роки тому +82

    Tim explaining that they don’t do open casket funerals for toddlers is one of the most horrific things I’ve ever heard. I can’t stop laughing.

    • @timvanarsdel
      @timvanarsdel 6 місяців тому +5

      So we just put him there with nothing on . . . in his birhtday suit.

  • @jjinc24
    @jjinc24 3 роки тому +45

    No three instruments work together better than electric bass, flute, and tambourine. Dekkar feat. Dr. San will be bigger than the BEatles.

  • @motionsuggests
    @motionsuggests 2 роки тому +17

    it's funny but oddly sweet how Gregg shows his support the only way he knows how - by referencing and suggesting movies to watch

  • @uranusoceanum671
    @uranusoceanum671 8 років тому +56

    that bass solo shook me to my core

    • @joebutler4473
      @joebutler4473 8 років тому +8

      Uranus Oceanum I lost it.... never know a bass solo could be so absurdly distasteful hahahaha

  • @Maksie0
    @Maksie0 9 років тому +202

    Time for Tim to get a Cinco Boy.

    • @Nobody18718
      @Nobody18718 6 років тому +8

      where is Gorb

    • @nolancho
      @nolancho 5 років тому +11

      Dude...that was just a goof. This is heartbreaking. Have some sympathy.

    • @nebulousisgod
      @nebulousisgod 4 роки тому +5

      NolanCho I don’t think it was a goof since I spent 5k on one and he turned out to be broken and full of diarrhea.

    • @chocomilkfps1264
      @chocomilkfps1264 2 роки тому +1

      @@nebulousisgod sounds like you got a peppep, or maybe a steppepper

  • @miggy998
    @miggy998 9 років тому +46

    7:16 Talk about professionalism. Hats off to Gregg. He's more than a buff. He's a #ClassAct.

  • @vikingsbball21
    @vikingsbball21 9 років тому +220

    I'm starting to convince myself that they just made 7 seasons of a fake movie review show just to make 1 dead baby joke. This show is fantastic!!!

  • @liamdee6190
    @liamdee6190 10 місяців тому +5

    I was fighting back tears and then Gregg's "Hey Guys" finished me off and i collapsed into a bawling heap

  • @kyleanderson2949
    @kyleanderson2949 3 роки тому +19

    “Removed the magnets from the fridge” - Gregg roasting Dr San any time any place

  • @cooldisks101
    @cooldisks101 9 років тому +58

    Truly the most saddening moment in On Cinema history. Young Tom Cruise Heidecker had the potential to become the greatest actor since his father came onto the scene. But by the most natural causes possible, he passed away without obtaining his first Oscar.
    May his heart soar into the cosmos, obtaining awards in space for what he did here on our gracious but cruel earth.
    Rest in Peace, our prodigy.
    I give this tribute 5 bags of popcorn, and a tiny Oscar that can fit into little Tom Cruise's palm.

  • @thatASMRchick
    @thatASMRchick 9 років тому +202

    Would really love to know what VHSes Gregg has planned for the care package. RIP Tom Criuse. You were a great son and an even greater actor.

    • @JDubya2k
      @JDubya2k 9 років тому +15

      +thatASMRchick I'm sure Baby Boom starring Diane Keaton, a true popkern classic, would have been in there. The Look Who's Talking trilogy probably as well.

    • @ryanhoffman5654
      @ryanhoffman5654 9 років тому +25

      +thatASMRchick Five copies of the classic George Burns vehicle "Oh God".

    • @suprememillipede4713
      @suprememillipede4713 9 років тому +5

      +thatASMRchick None other than the 1997 Disney film Flubber! Definitely a film for any occasion! Guaranteed to make you laugh til you cry!

    • @ryanhoffman5654
      @ryanhoffman5654 9 років тому +4

      ***** What are you wearing?

    • @TheGoodChap
      @TheGoodChap 9 років тому +2

      +thatASMRchick probably a lot of tom cruise movies and maybe oh god and maybe something obscure that came out in January 1999

  • @TheHoaxHotel
    @TheHoaxHotel 9 років тому +153

    Tim is going to drink more than ever for the Oscar special.

  • @BH-hx5ij
    @BH-hx5ij 9 років тому +218

    Another brilliant young actor taken too soon. Only this time, it's really final. Not like with James Dean.

    • @suprememillipede4713
      @suprememillipede4713 9 років тому +4

      +Bruce Holmstrom And W.C Fields

    • @fartguy69
      @fartguy69 9 років тому +26

      +Bruce Holmstrom It's possible that Tom Cruise Jr. enlisted the help of James Dean to fake his own death, in order to escape the pressures of Hollywood and Tim's overbearing parenting...

    • @neonfroot
      @neonfroot 3 роки тому

      @@fartguy69
      Imo, Tim is a monster. His arrogance and childish pseudo-intellect about medicine is what got Tom killed. Tim is always quitting and coming back because of some midlife crisis whim.

    • @GreenDinos
      @GreenDinos 2 роки тому

      @@fartguy69 my guess is Tom just laid real still for a while and then took off to Broadway.

  • @Psychopat12
    @Psychopat12 9 років тому +126

    Thanks guys I'll definitely be checking out by the sea it sounds like a really good movie

  • @godofdeadlydeath
    @godofdeadlydeath 4 роки тому +27

    The raw emotion in that bass solo at the end of the song is truly what grief feels like. Tim poured his musical soul out for all of us, and we're truly grateful to be so blessed.

  • @smokelakes
    @smokelakes 9 років тому +35

    Tim's jam at 10:56 cutting to Gregg's face is the best thing ever, ever

  • @JDizzle785
    @JDizzle785 3 роки тому +21

    The refrain of “he ain’t comin back” gets me every time. So tone deaf, only Tim could write that

  • @BonnieLinge
    @BonnieLinge 9 років тому +128

    Dr. San did all he could. If Ben Carson gets the GOP nomination, I think he would be a good running-mate for Vice President. Two amazing doctors in charge of the greatest nation on earth.

    • @sirchaox1224
      @sirchaox1224 9 років тому

      +Bonnie Linge Yes, the tag team of quackery.

    • @BonnieLinge
      @BonnieLinge 9 років тому +8

      +sirchaox1224 Pardon me? "Quackery"? Leading medical journals in America frequently site Dr. San's revolutionary treatments and their positive results. Dr. Carson is a Yale graduate and classically trained in the art of separating conjoined twins. Do those sound like quacks to you? I am just so upset that the America we know and love is continuing to go down the drain thanks to ignorant citizens such as yourself. At least one positive is coming out of this situation - our sweet little Tom Cruise won't have to live in a world where ignorance thrives.

    • @sirchaox1224
      @sirchaox1224 9 років тому +3

      +Bonnie Linge "Leading medical journals" like that bogus pamphlet that shyster's been handing out? I've saved more lives doing nothing at all compared to Qr. (Quacker) San. And Carson is educated? What kind of educated person believes in creationism? Carson is a closeted psychopath, just like San. You're right about one thing; TCH is in a much better place if the future (which I am now fearing may come true with voters like you running about) is San in the white house. America is going literally to hell in a hand basket. #SanIsSatan

    • @MajimaGoro8
      @MajimaGoro8 3 роки тому

      @@sirchaox1224 You’re right. Every time I go to a doctor or another kind of medical expert, I always ask for their religious preferences.

  • @RK--ni5kj
    @RK--ni5kj 5 років тому +30

    It's nice to see Gregg actually being kind to Tim for once instead of consistently undermining him and his hard work! I guess trauma really can bring anyone together. I'm so sorry for your loss Tim. My heart goes out to you and Ayaka.

  • @Arbfor
    @Arbfor 9 років тому +40

    The ending song was so beautiful, it almost had me in tears how passionate Tim can be through his music in such a dark time.

  • @scyanks7
    @scyanks7 6 років тому +69

    The best part of any Tim sketch is when someone begins to think logically and try’s to reason with the group

    • @Skindoggiedog
      @Skindoggiedog 6 років тому +3

      *tries
      Even if it were "trys", it still wouldn't have an apostrophe there, you imbecile.

    • @Stairmaster9068
      @Stairmaster9068 5 років тому +38

      part of what makes gregg such a great character is he's such a pushover. tim literally killed a kid and he gives up on pushing back after like ten seconds.

    • @_shmeezy
      @_shmeezy 2 роки тому +4

      sketch?

  • @Misterioso
    @Misterioso 9 років тому +67

    This season has been an emotional rollercoaster. First Decker vs Dracula is cancelled then Tim signs an exclusive record deal and now Tom Cruise Heidecker has passed. Hopefully Tim's first music video will include Tom Cruise Heidecker walking the steps to heaven and he will wink back at Tim.

    • @ryanhoffman5654
      @ryanhoffman5654 9 років тому +7

      +Misterioso And then a high budget CGI scene of TCH doing the slide from Risky Business.

    • @SuperSecretAgentNein
      @SuperSecretAgentNein 5 років тому +2

      They could probably take the body out and use that marvel de-aging CG. Only make him look not as dead.

  • @ot63
    @ot63 9 років тому +143

    Completely out of the blue! This news hit me like a freight train on a lonely railroad at midnight with the conductor asleep at the wheel.

    • @neonfroot
      @neonfroot 2 роки тому +2

      You mean the engineer. Conductors just take the tickets for the train ride.

    • @_awful_jean_shorts_2993
      @_awful_jean_shorts_2993 2 роки тому +5

      this hit me like a freight train rolling past the Victorville Film Archives in the middle of a Popcorn Classic

  • @AngeloLunch
    @AngeloLunch Рік тому +11

    7:16 more emotion, subtlety and depth of character in this line delivery than in any other show made in the 21st century.

  • @gabrieljacquez
    @gabrieljacquez 4 роки тому +8

    “It’s just a bummer. Too bad.” Moving tribute from a sorrow filled man.

  • @jeffwhite7158
    @jeffwhite7158 9 років тому +25

    Tim Cruise Heidekkar: Roll credits, lil guy. Fade to black. You're a Popcorn classic now, that will always live on in our hearts, and your crying will continue to ring on in my ears. (I've been trying to book an appointment with Dr. San about my tinnitus).
    If I could say one thing about him, well, he had a real face for diaper modeling.
    6 bags of popcorn, and 5 Best Actor Oscers... because he was definitely an up and coming acting powerhouse, not unlike the talents of Jerry Mathers, A young Kurt Russel, or Macaully Culkin.

  • @jonfeist1400
    @jonfeist1400 9 років тому +209

    I hate to be the one to say it, but it's probably for the best.

  • @wetnewports
    @wetnewports 4 роки тому +34

    4 years later and people are still talking about Tim’s bass performance at the end there. Powerful.

  • @theanarchistcook
    @theanarchistcook 9 місяців тому +3

    In these moments we see the tiny flicker of humanity inside Gregg as well as Tim's complete lack of it.

  • @symmetryofdreams
    @symmetryofdreams Рік тому +4

    Love the offhanded bizarre comment by Tim at 6:50, that because TCH's wake was closed-casket, they put him in the casket naked?

  • @Dcook85
    @Dcook85 6 місяців тому +4

    0:30 Today we're not going to be talking about movies.
    7:08 just quickly do movies this week. Rings - 5 bags of popcorn.

  • @donspew
    @donspew 9 років тому +24

    Tom Cruise Heidecker. You will always be remembered as the boy who always smiled.

  • @PBGellie
    @PBGellie 9 років тому +199

    This is obviously Dr San's doing... Send him to jail.

    • @sirchaox1224
      @sirchaox1224 9 років тому +22

      +PBGellie Send him back to hell, where he came. #SanIsSatan

    • @christopherrapczynski204
      @christopherrapczynski204 5 років тому +10

      @@sirchaox1224 you got your wish

    • @jackiemartling5321
      @jackiemartling5321 4 роки тому +8

      I really don't think it is appropriate to start pointing fingers. Anyway, what's done is done - nobody is coming back. Let's just move on.

    • @isaiahromero9861
      @isaiahromero9861 4 роки тому +6

      He did everything he could do

    • @ozmaozmaozmaozma
      @ozmaozmaozmaozma 3 роки тому

      @@isaiahromero9861 magnets and herbs.
      what more could they have asked for?

  • @henrik6754
    @henrik6754 9 років тому +184

    Dr. San has to pay for this!

    • @sirchaox1224
      @sirchaox1224 9 років тому +12

      +Sir Gobblesmith San is a quack.

    • @FerGalicia
      @FerGalicia 9 років тому +4

      +Don't call me babe! It was his son tho... the kid looked middle east with asian...

    • @topwilkon9652
      @topwilkon9652 6 років тому +8

      Dr San did all he could. Look at the pain in his eyes. You really don't think he did everything in his power to keep Tom Cruise alive? He clearly prolonged toms life if anything. Now they're both gone.. RIP Tom Cruise and Dr. San. May you both rest in peace in heaven.

  • @maxxmarko8
    @maxxmarko8 3 роки тому +6

    5:00 the idea of all of them staring into a green screen paired with the shoddy animation of the screen coming down is filling me with glee

  • @jungy9001
    @jungy9001 9 років тому +52

    "You are my son, you're better than anyone. You're just like a shiny new toy, you are my boy"
    -Tim Hidecker
    RIP young Tom Cruise

    • @neonfroot
      @neonfroot 3 роки тому

      That's truly a narcissistic thing to say.

    • @jevondismuke5252
      @jevondismuke5252 2 роки тому

      That little ditty slaps, I almost forgot about that gemstone.

  • @Bakfor
    @Bakfor 9 років тому +32

    You can't win em all Dr. San, at least you tried every possible cure like the magnet trick.

  • @bibowski
    @bibowski 9 років тому +54

    Sage and magnets didn't cure TCH? Well... I'm with Dr. San. There was clearly nothing else that could have been done.

    • @Skindoggiedog
      @Skindoggiedog 6 років тому +1

      Just making the same joke again and adding the word 'clearly' must have really taken some work.

  • @jimreily7538
    @jimreily7538 3 роки тому +8

    _"When a bolt of lightning strikes in the forest, some of the trees burn down, and, and, you just kind of let the fire burn, and some of the trees end up standing."_
    - Dr San, aka Doctor Luther Sanchez
    (Perhaps not a medical doctor, but a doctor of life. Of love. And of wisdom.)

  • @gibbsthegibbons
    @gibbsthegibbons 9 років тому +18

    RIP in peace TCH. My heartfelt thanks to Axiom for being there for Tim. Ayaka needs a shoulder to cry on and if Tim's too busy with Dekkar (understandable) I hope Gregg steps up for the family.

  • @drmilkweed
    @drmilkweed Рік тому +3

    the episode announcing the death of his son opens with "It's time to have fun at the movies again!"

  • @syles0003
    @syles0003 3 роки тому +7

    God, you can just hear the grief reverberating through the strings in Tim's heartfelt bass solo at the end.
    R.I.P. Never forget.

  • @reggie8370
    @reggie8370 Рік тому +9

    “It’s casino edition!! It’s casino… hi guys..”

  • @TimmyMcGowan
    @TimmyMcGowan 2 роки тому +7

    with the incredible acting performance Tom gave in every single one of his crying scenes, you never could’ve guessed that he was sick

  • @schylerreis5227
    @schylerreis5227 3 роки тому +6

    That song at the end was really healing and brought me closure.

  • @robertporto4008
    @robertporto4008 3 роки тому +10

    The ability for Tim to give a 5 bag review to a movie he hasn't seen after the tragic loss of Tom Cruse Hidecker shows just how powerful Dr. San's acupuncture is.

  • @TheDudeSmashTrash
    @TheDudeSmashTrash Рік тому +5

    truly incredible that even when eulogizing a child who just tragically died, gregg made sure to make some subtle jabs about decker vs dracula being canceled lmao. "i just wish we could've filmed more scenes together"

  • @diogenesenuts
    @diogenesenuts 8 місяців тому +2

    Gotta hand it to these guys on the professionalism. Although it is truly a bummer that TCJ passed, I watch this show for the movie expertise, and getting the reviews at the end is something I’ll be eternally grateful for. Easy five bagger.

  • @ByGeorge846
    @ByGeorge846 9 років тому +99

    Well I guess if there's any silver lining in little Tom Cruise's untimely passing, it's that it seems to have spurred Tim and the rest of Dekkar with a lot of creativity musically. Best wishes to Tim, Ayaka, Dr. San and the whole gang!
    #RIPTCH

    • @sirchaox1224
      @sirchaox1224 9 років тому +6

      +Ian M Times of mourning are the best for being creative. Ask any artist. Tim is tapping into his grievance and is right to move full speed ahead on the new album. The juices are flowing. I hope everyone will honor Tom Cruise Heidecker by helping the first Dekkar album hit No. 1 in the charts!

    • @manofmywords240
      @manofmywords240 9 років тому +4

      +Ian M
      No love for Gregg???

    • @ByGeorge846
      @ByGeorge846 9 років тому +4

      +Don Cajote Don't you get it you idiot? Gregg poisoned little TCH with the black mold so the focus of On Cinema would be back on HIMSELF and his stupid film archive (which if you ask me looks like he hasn't even moved any of the movies out of the storage unit, but I can't be sure). Gregg is to the #OnCinemaFamily what Abdul (from #Decker) is to the American people... a murderer and a traitor.

    • @manofmywords240
      @manofmywords240 9 років тому +5

      Ian M why would he do that.. He loves little Tom Criuse as if he was the biological father. Instead of putting the blame on your friend and colleague you should consider the possibility that Little Tom Criuse Heidecker was UNFIT for this world.. Survival of the Fittest! #PrayForTomCriuseHeidecker #PrayforParis

  • @fijit0420
    @fijit0420 6 років тому +13

    A rare glimpse of Gregg showing some respect for once.

  • @stevai6732
    @stevai6732 9 років тому +75

    I want to tab those bass parts so bad. This shit is hilarious. Never die.

    • @13lueBomber
      @13lueBomber 9 років тому +4

      Lmaoo. I give the bass tabs five bag of popcorn, and five Milky Ways. only part I got was 0......0.......maybe.....8..

    • @urghey123
      @urghey123 9 років тому +19

      The solo at the end was definitely a 5 bagger

  • @michealscott6536
    @michealscott6536 5 років тому +11

    "Today we are not going to be talking about movies" This statement could be said about most of the On Cinema episodes..

  • @oybeutu
    @oybeutu 6 років тому +6

    He was the cutest kid. I loved the "You can't HANDLE the truth!" line he did.

  • @number1authority
    @number1authority Рік тому +6

    One of the funniest things of all time is about a child’s death, and yet, should you want to share the laughter with a friend or loved one it would take at least 90 hours to even summarize what is going on.

  • @adoredpariah
    @adoredpariah Рік тому +4

    The choice to insert an ad right after Tim does his opener about the loss of his son and introduces Gregg (I think Gregg gets a word and a half out), is itself is a rather hilarious meta critique of youtube and youtubers who do actually monetise tragedy like this. In a way that gels perfectly with much of Tim's comedy work. I hope that was on purpose otherwise this is just me having too much faith in humanity again.

  • @hankochai
    @hankochai 3 місяці тому +1

    I really appreciate Dr. San’s “Let the fire burn” metaphor. Helped me come to terms with TCH Jr’s passing.

  • @mazzak
    @mazzak 9 років тому +10

    when Tim went for that bass solo I couldn't help but start bawling

  • @Lincolnlogsoff
    @Lincolnlogsoff 9 років тому +6

    "So we just put him in there with nothin' on... his birthday suit" I just spit out my coffee laughing hahahaa

    • @number1authority
      @number1authority 3 роки тому

      I know! That line really paints the saddest / funniest picture in the minds eye.

  • @arnorsteinnivarsson6280
    @arnorsteinnivarsson6280 2 роки тому +4

    Usually a Gregghead but this episode struck a nerve. Tim's farewell song was moving and beautiful. Now I see why he has Dr. San with him, he absolutely moves mountains with that jazz flute. Class from Tim.

  • @Slop_Dogg
    @Slop_Dogg Рік тому +3

    you really know it’s a serious situation when gregg can barely get out his “hey guys” 😔

  • @башарал
    @башарал 2 роки тому +5

    Never in all my life would I expect I'd be laughing and snorting at a man talking about his deceased infant and it being revealed that his neglect killed him

  • @Havax
    @Havax 5 років тому +8

    "We just put him in there....with nothin' on"

  • @dannyrice225
    @dannyrice225 9 років тому +9

    "...so many needles" - Dr. San 2015

  • @annoyedlawstudent8782
    @annoyedlawstudent8782 7 років тому +2

    Tim seemed truly devastated about TC's passing. You can just feel the shock and pain emanating through the tv screen. I am extremely impressed that he was able to stop himself from weeping uncontrollably throughout this entire episode.

  • @mistacle322
    @mistacle322 9 років тому +23

    Because lyrically, it's ready...

  • @jimreily7538
    @jimreily7538 3 роки тому +6

    Nice to see Gregg offering his genuine condolences here early on in the video. But, clearly Dr San tried everything. Foraged for herbs, used magnets, tried to avoid pointing fingers.
    I give the good doctor's performance here, 5 bags of popcorn and a bottle of "Roblox Black Mould Remover".
    I'll throw in a "Dr San is the Man" t-shirt as well.

  • @QualitySketch
    @QualitySketch 9 років тому +6

    Not since Eric Clapton knocked his kid out of a window has a dead child inspired such a beautiful song.
    RIP Tom Cruise Heidecker, you did not die in vain

  • @logancade342
    @logancade342 Рік тому +2

    For a photograph that's black and white, that headshot is solid gold.