BOLTR: Makita Bikini Line Electric Razor
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- Опубліковано 8 гру 2016
- This is the Makita 18V Li-ion cordless trimmer. It's got cheap plastic case, no bearings and plastic gears; but will it tame a winter thicket?
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Long term projects / ave - Наука та технологія
"Ditto means the same" yeah if there was anything you've ever said that needed to be explained it was fucking ditto
Based God Nothing gets by you!
I was wondering why he added that, I assume it's because he used it before and someone asked. But what still blows my mind is how people ask questions in the comments prior to googlin on the confuser first
^What he said!
I thought "Ditto" meant, "Sorry, Demi. I'm gonna die soon"
Ditto What?
I know this isn't the what the video is about, but I just want to point out that nobody does unboxings better than AvE.
I thot it wuz tha best part!!
Yer I love how the tool comes of the box all ready covered in crap
I'll buy him an exact knife for Christmas
I like the circular saw on the kitchen aid the most.
Great for returns they only accept in the original packaging. Puzzle that one back together with packing tape.
"Ditto, that means the same."
That has to be my favorite joke. Because he never ever explains any other word. And then he explains "ditto"
Use Ammonia and water mixed in a spray bottle to remove Molybdenum. I have worked in Molybdenum plant before stuff sticks to everything and it is slick. Watch out for the fork trucks as they power slide.
THE FORK AND THE FURIOUS : MOLYBDENUM DRIFT
Nearly got divorced because of that moly grease! She preferred K-Y. How was I supposed to know?
I find that royal purple 20w50 motorcycle oil makes for a good replacement because it was designed for wet clutches.
Caleb de Waal but did you give her the quickly, or the full 2 minutes?
If I was only givn er for 2 minutes I woulda bought the cheap pennzoil stuff.
That's why I use redline oil, good at preventing excess heat in high friction environments
I use only the highest quality 80W-90 GL5 diff oil, or as we call it here "perä-öljy" as in rear oil.
Yor not supposed to climb mill on a manual machine!! it will chatter and thats why you got bad surface finish on the cardboard
I had a bad day, and this comment made me smile. Thanks.
Catrik under rated comment! I laughed a good amount, thanks
+K0ester I Read this entire thread in Scottish accents with drunken drawls. The sounds the mind conjured up is beyond compare.
Just throw on the slide locks and hope for the best....
+momma...yeah can-a hund-a mun-a g-l-r-and (grand with rolled "R" )-a spunn-a.
Just the "unboxing" portion of these videos is worth the price of admission.
themadmailler so... $0
Subscribing is the price of admission
Yes madmailer I pur chased the season ticket AvE rocks
The way he opens boxes never ceases to amaze me.
love it when you open boxes with creative tool use
"Some kind of Murica mandated anti litigation guard." Haven't laugh so hard in awhile.
Your wife had the best line!
Phil Armishaw I also thought that was the best way he's closed a video yet
me too Chris
One of the best lines yet!
Which one.. clothes?
Don't Eat the Yellow Snow, because it's where the Reindeer go!
when he opened her up I was like "theres no bearings in there" then he was like "hey theres no bearings in there" I just managed to justify why watch these videos, slowly the knowledge in these videos has rubed off on me like moly grease on a white cloth sofa
Same
I knew ive been opening boxes incorrectly, thanks Uncle Bumblefuck
"Have you ever been to sea Billy!?" Ah, Captain Highliner... I miss Canada.
This was the first video from this guy I found, and here I am again roughly 2 years later, still not disappointed.
Christ, I never really understood why people complained to youtubers about turning the camera too quickly because it makes them sick, but I'm hungover as frick right now, and that 360 swoop killed me
rip
hmm, so am I and it didn't, had coffee tho
did you died
He died. RIP
What a cute family 😂 the dog just waggin away, the boss teasing about being a man and the cute munchkin yellin marry christmas. Gotta love it.
I was just running out of your videos to binge on then this appeared. There must be a god
"ABNER! Look at this, that crazy fool next door is cutting his grass!"
Shaft wearing out is a serious issue.
Hene193 fortunately for 99.999999993% of men, It will never be a problem
I guess it's a good thing then
The last second was adorable.
i like the opening "unboxing" sequences where you are just using ridiculous measures to open packages. enjoyable as always. keep it up
I get so fckn excited when AvE opens boxes with industrial equipment. Its just incredibly satisfying and amusing.
I had to watch that whole video for the last 30 seconds of video magic.
The box will probably be undervoltage lockout to avoid overdischarging the battery, overcurrent protection in case the motor stalls
mikeselectricstuff oh boy, you here *.*
Like the old gardeners always said, if you trim the bush the deck looks bigger ;)
I'm glad I'm not the only one who finds inventive ways to open boxes!
opening a box like real man
Unboxing with a flycutter. Perhaps the only type of unboxing I can tolerate on youtube.
This is the funniest and most original review of any product I've ever seen.
haha @1:00 "Slow motion? C'mon man, it's just a shop." love it
It's not just a shop dammit, it's a toolhouse!
Best "un-boxing" ever!
Love the opening tactics! Cracks me up every time.
Your jokes keep getting better. Patron for life.
Wife struck ya fair on that last bit.
Had a solid chuckle when I saw it was in fact, not a Bikini razor
Braden H It is for a female Chewbacca , bigfoot ,yetti
In Canuckastan female sasquatches are referred to as Mugwumps if you want to be proper.
I think this is the finest AvE unboxing I’ve seen.
Chickadee at the end sounds so cute. "Merry Christmas!"
Surface finish on card board is not up to spec... I would suggest retrying
AvE, because when in doubt mill open the box
Truly, an inspired video. He says, as he downs another oilcan of Labatt Blue.
Congratulations on 400K! Keep it chooching!
AvE I thought you knew a little more about plastics but the real big difference between a thermoplastic and a thermoset is that a thermoplastic can be re-melted and recycled and a thermoset can not, and the thermoplastic has molecular chains that will rearrange themselves under heat, and thermoset is a chemical reaction and is not reversible.
There has never been a real lawn man ever buy one of those - ever - not even the overpriced Miami Vice green version you utilized in this video. If I ever pull over to share a smoke in the garage of another man and find one of those, I immediately unfriend him on FaceBook and unfollow his Instagram. No sir ree.
From long before thr Freedom Factory work.
First i thought, AvE is nicer than i am, i would have beheaded the snowman, but then he went after the living dog....faith in AvE restored!! 😁
Your family sounds cool as hell, it's adorable. Merry Christmas!
Did your little protégé say Hairy Christmas?
I heard Hairy Crust-muss (or was it Crust-mess?)
Bending down is for plebeians, string trimmer ftw
cuase you'd never feel it getting hot.
pure genius , I completely lost it .
I just discovered this channel I'm sure I won't have much of a life till I watch all this guy's videos.
By Far the best unboxing vijeooo unboxing EVER on the internet !!! Spanks :)
Oh man, them Canadian gals must be pretty hairy!
Well, they are part French.
First mammoth sightings were in Albertistan
@@azuritet3 Been with a lot of french girls they aint hairy lol. Maybe you got bad luck?
@@Pauly421 Statue of Liberty is hairless and she's a french chick, so what do I know?
roses are red violets are greater
makita bikini line electric razor
SED71 Burma Shave
This guy actually make unboxings worth watchig!
A quite large engine manufacturer was having issues a few years back keeping front and rear main seals dry in a few engine series, and what they found was the seals purchased and installed for front and rear mains had a different compound for the lip that was actually wearing iron off the cranks and depositing it into the seal lip where over time it turned to ceramic as the seals contact surface heated and it was wearing out the crankshaft, the eventual fix was a speedi-sleeve glued on the front and rear and a change of seal manufacturer, but only after a number of engine failures, fires, and customer complaints.
That's a weird lookin reindeer
Someone needs to donate this man a hardness tester... Or tactfully acquire one.
for what? testing the rockwell hardness of his massive balls?
Caleb de Waal Lol instead of using a file on everything. But yeah, that would work too.
I have access to one.. but only one so that's the issue lol.
John: You have access to one hardness tester or one massive ball? HaHa!
Can't he just use an automatic center punch for purely comparative tests?
LMAO cuz thats the first thing I thought of
I already enjoyed the video but the last part was just the cutest thing.
Wow. I came for the laughs, but stayed for a very informative video. Thanks!
Was that an eye chart 1 minute in?
Hope you've never said that to an optician.
shocking build quality from this brand.
Merry Christmas Chikiti!
been with since 1,100 this hear is my favorite video. im stoked about your rising confidence and love the way the vids have progressed. me and mine love ya bro. keep it taught and weird
Slow Motion? C'mon man, it's just a shop.
I knew I saw a flash of words and I knew in the end he would mock us for our curiosity.
I spent 5 mins trying to get that frozen in frame even with .25 speed.... okay I may have had a few.... but....
youtube-dl plus vlc here (hit e to go frame by frame). I figured it'd be a troll at us like that.
You can go frame-by-frame with the , and . keys on youtube
Zoey Fancy stuff Zoey, thanks meow.
Apparently my girlfriend has a dirtier mind than me, because she has been laughing for a couple of minutes now from the sentence "impregnating lubricating action".
don't waste that one!
Árni She's a keeper.
Really appreciate you letting us inside your there shop! Your videos are always good for a laugh and I usually learn a thing or two!
It's good that you are getting back to your roots.... you know, machine shop stuff with the mill.
LMAO at the end of the vid!
But really, who needs a skookum hedge trimmer when you're just trimmin the bushes down below?
Of all the phrases in all the videos, he chooses to explain "ditto"... hahah. You are a true gem.
Perfect for trimming That 70's Bush ,but you removed the labia guard😉
c'mon get rid of the freaking tree and put up a nicely polished aluminum pole.
Perhaps ad some colored leds if thats you're cup of tea.
Festivus for the rest of us?
what do you get a man for christmas that breaks everything you give him?
Tristin M a brick or a dewalt power tool he won't be able to break either one.
+jasper petersen dewalt impact, have dropped it off many ladders
Bikini lines are extremely dangerous and may attack at any time so we must deal with them.
just give him alcohol (whisky, vodka, absinthe , etc)
i want some absinthe
I'm dying of laughter from these recent unboxings
Love the innovative ways you think of, to open a corrugated box.
The Scots and the Texans in your audience can use it to shear their girl friends.
slow motion com on man its just a shop...lol
warms the cockles of my heart when the chickadee makes a cameo
Like how the unboxing by mill comes out as "applause" in closed captions
😆👍🏻👍🏻
I know metal analyzers are a little expensive but it would be cool if we could separate the real deal Grade A tools from those made with "Chineseium" steel. Anyone have a good connection with a tester company?
AvE I've seen a few under 2k but I'm willing to gamble that they aren't that great or Chinese knock off garbage. I'm curious to know what kind of garbage they're melting in the pot though. I work for a steel yard/ fabrication shop. The owners have taken a hard stand on not using import stuff especially Russian/Chinese steel. Can't trust any of the certification.
We get some great stuff from you guys up there though, if it's not USA, it's straight from Canada... And let's be honest, Canada is almost the 51st state, we wouldn't say no if you asked.
Doug Ankrum can't trust any of it. We brought in like 10 - 8'x20' of 3/4 plate certified A36 from Russia. Sat in the yard for less than 2 weeks and started scaling up like if had been on the ocean floor for 20 years. It all ended up chop up into surplus road plate. That was like 3 years ago. Only seen SSAB, Canadian or US made in the yard since. Not worth the risk to the company.
is there another way other than super duper expensive anal-eyezers to seperate good steel from shit steel?
why not beat up the metalergist at the mine? and steal theirs?
You can do an old school 'spark test' and get an idea of what you're dealing with...but notice he uses a file...which at least gives you hardness. Tool steel for an application like cutting bushes is probably over kill anyway. A hardened generic grade would do fine for such an application.
I'm not going to be satisfied until I see AvE open a box with a Stihl MS461 chainsaw with a 32" bar.
I would like to say I appreciate the added cleanup load you took on for the sake of comedy.
Admiral Bob
Looks like the inside of a Nerf gun.
yes this day just got better so much so I might take my first shower in a week and put on my focus you fack t shart
Love his videos. He's witty as shit, and knows how to make it funny.
Hi, Ave!
Just wanted to say thank you for the vidjeos you're pouring out and which I can energize from wathing while taking 5-min breathing brakes from working on my MD diploma. It's currently an intensive period with 16h/day intensive buttfuglery, and having a few laughs together with you in your WS helps a lot.
It's hard to explain how much you're actually giving and on how many, quite delicate layers, but either way - THANK YOU!
Is it wrong that back in High School i dated a few ladies that could have used this as a personal trimmer? lol
"Dated" Does peeking through the hole in the gym shower wall count? Thanks - Lumpy
Does this work well on nose hairs?
Hey AvE, exactly 1 minute in the video: well worth the frame
you sir are truly a professional unboxer
i only slowed down the video so i could read the what flashed on the 1 frame..
"slow motion? C'mon man, it's just a shop"
well spotted haha, ahh nothing like an ave easter-egg
damn good eye
. and , go frame by frame on youtube on the desktop.
Pfft, explaining what ditto means. You know damn well we all own the BluRay release of Ghost and a pottery wheel.
Perfect for a Valentines present.
1:30 I wish all unboxings were this exciting
Also at about 14:50 I totally thought you were gonna drop that snowman for the test
lol take apert your childs power wheels it ll give. ya bad dreams i was part of the recall and they wont burn i knw made mechanics fire gell lol it was fun
same fucking material for the gears
I live in Florida, we get no stiff breezes down here
goodkill1 Same in California. I'm sitting here on the porch in a tee shirt admiring the Christmas lights.
According to the weather network it's -27c here before wind chill.
Taylor Johnstone Jeezless, where do you live?
It's 32 degrees c here in CA right now.
+A. Zak northeast bc. It's been thirty below at night for a week. Sniffle yer nose and it'll freeze shut.
Taylor Johnstone Dang. I can't even imagine that kind of temperature! I'll have to travel to somewhere where it gets really cold sometime!
"MERRY CHRISTMAS!"
Your sprog's adorable. Thanks for all of the entertaining/educational videos, btw. :)
When you tell the wife you are buying an all in one opener... and she oks it... without asking how much. Couple weeks later an old clapped out Bridgeport shows up.