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  • Опубліковано 9 лют 2025
  • This 18V lithium Makita tool is a fantastic idea! It'll run on AC or battery. I'd like to see more gadgets like this run on tool batteries.
    This one's in my bug out bag.
    UPDATE: All your September Ruler orders have shipped via Canada Post. The second batch of parts is here and the family sweat shop is churning out your October orders. They will ship next week. Followed shortly by your November orders. THANK YOU!
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  • @GOMADandSquats
    @GOMADandSquats 7 років тому +831

    I'm going to wait till the brushless model comes out.

    • @robertvinscent6568
      @robertvinscent6568 6 років тому +31

      Guess you could call it the "fuel edition"

    • @jayrob7418
      @jayrob7418 5 років тому +1

      Lmao awesome comment 😂

    • @HanSolo__
      @HanSolo__ 5 років тому +2

      I'm into a regular one. The price just isn't worth it.

    • @jimmascaro2456
      @jimmascaro2456 4 роки тому +7

      With app activated remote.

    • @AdminTechnopedia
      @AdminTechnopedia 4 роки тому +3

      No need to, brushed version are the most reliable in the Makita sake.
      You don't even need to change that brush. as long you keep brush your teeth clean,,,

  • @trentw26
    @trentw26 8 років тому +703

    You need to work on your speeds and feeds. The surface finish on that cardboard is appalling.

    • @Iammastercheif1
      @Iammastercheif1 7 років тому +29

      Trent Wainwright looked more like the chatter was on the end of the workpiece, needs to hold her more skookum

    • @garrettmesser3977
      @garrettmesser3977 7 років тому +18

      I thought the cut was a bit deep

    • @allesklarklaus147
      @allesklarklaus147 7 років тому +12

      garrett messer yeah definitely not just chatter problems here. Tools also seems to be a bit dull, it's not cutting properly in my opinion

    • @jacobsweat1520
      @jacobsweat1520 5 років тому +8

      @@allesklarklaus147 not really, he's just using the wrong one. should be using a pile of razor blades on a string

    • @craigcode7103
      @craigcode7103 5 років тому +6

      Nothin' a little grindin' won't fix....and he owns 12 of 'em!

  • @dixonqwerty
    @dixonqwerty 8 років тому +874

    I wish your wife had a channel where she talks about how it is to live with you. That would be awesome. Don't get me wrong, I love your videos and I am AMAZED by your knowledge. Bit I love to hear a wifes perspective on a dude like you. Greetings from Sweden!!

    • @dixonqwerty
      @dixonqwerty 8 років тому +3

      I don't get that reference, sorry. :) What is it from?

    • @dixonqwerty
      @dixonqwerty 8 років тому +4

      Just did, and hat off to you. I have read about that and had no idea you knew. Hahahaha. I call that a win in your favour! Nice move :)

    • @dixonqwerty
      @dixonqwerty 8 років тому +8

      Huh? You are thinking about the Finnish people?

    • @ANproCUBE
      @ANproCUBE 8 років тому +2

      Like photonicinduction did!

    • @gregmartens758
      @gregmartens758 8 років тому +1

      @ Solder King. What!? All they were interested in was his wife's perspective. I agree the SJM has over reached as of late and the backlash has resulted in some unfortunate circumstances *cough*drump*cough*, but doesn't mean you get to be a dick about nothing.

  • @tatsumiko2811
    @tatsumiko2811 8 років тому +180

    should have left it "COOFI". That just about killed me.

    • @Ivan-kh4kh
      @Ivan-kh4kh 5 років тому +4

      I'm gonna put that on my machine!

    • @billwessels207
      @billwessels207 4 роки тому +2

      @@RyanPedersen It's Canada.

  • @AlpacaMyBowl
    @AlpacaMyBowl 8 років тому +246

    World's best unboxing videos.

    • @adamgretzinger963
      @adamgretzinger963 8 років тому +2

      Benjamin Hopkins hands down the best unbox and strip down on UA-cam at least for my liking

    • @tjsean0308
      @tjsean0308 8 років тому +4

      End mill, I lost my shit.

    • @AlpacaMyBowl
      @AlpacaMyBowl 8 років тому +1

      Yes-no Don't forget the elegance.

    • @zwmm
      @zwmm 8 років тому +1

      He's gonna need a dust collector on the mill if he keeps that up.

    • @zedex1226
      @zedex1226 8 років тому +2

      we all know his gibs and screws are too sloppy for climb cutting.

  • @angrycatmeowmeow
    @angrycatmeowmeow 3 роки тому +3

    Feeling nostalgic watching old school AvE

  • @hotdogs1026
    @hotdogs1026 8 років тому +141

    Only you would mill a box open. I literally chooched my coffee out all over my laptop. Well done.

  • @Bouzsi
    @Bouzsi 2 роки тому +23

    WOW. He machined a block of cardboard into a battery powered coffee machine. That’s some skill 😳

  • @WalcomS7
    @WalcomS7 8 років тому +357

    I was so fucking confused after you opened that. It's a 4$ Walmart Special coffee maker hooked up to a goddamned 18v battery.
    This is the future we chose.

    • @scarlettbandit2803
      @scarlettbandit2803 8 років тому +5

      WalcomS7 Had no idea you were an AvE fan, Wally

    • @TheGuruStud
      @TheGuruStud 8 років тому +44

      But it would have a false "Made in the USA" sticker with fine print that says, "Actual parts may not be made in USA."
      Fucking shitmart.

    • @BH4x0r
      @BH4x0r 6 років тому +2

      TheGuruStud pretty much everything nowadays that has "Made in the U.S.A." on it's components etc are made in China, so don't blame walmart for it since it isn't their fault, cause they just get the components etc out of China, and then assemble it/put it together.
      Infact, i don't think that there are much semiconductor manufacturing companies that have it actually manufactured outside of Asia, if any.

    • @A_Man_In_His_Van
      @A_Man_In_His_Van 6 років тому

      Coofee Yum.

  • @fastacker2
    @fastacker2 8 років тому +88

    I almost screamed when you opened up that coffee maker. Sacriledge. leave it alone! leave it alone! Coffee maker is friend... friend..no hurt friend. No kill I.

  • @Armithius
    @Armithius 8 років тому +4

    Thank you for making me wake my wife up at quarter to 5 in the AM via raucous laughter. No, seriously, thank you. The video was hilarious. Her reaction even moreso. Good times...

  • @ElizabethGreene
    @ElizabethGreene 8 років тому +260

    What is the correct feed rate for milling cardboard?

    • @treynathaniel4075
      @treynathaniel4075 7 років тому +35

      Fucking full/high/all out/240v on a 120v motor. You get the idea..

    • @AndrewBrowner
      @AndrewBrowner 7 років тому +25

      all she'll suffer

    • @RedfishCarolina
      @RedfishCarolina 6 років тому +7

      650 gnaws per minute

    • @imagineaworld
      @imagineaworld 6 років тому +2

      One by each

    • @maxk4324
      @maxk4324 5 років тому +8

      Here in Canada the technical term for the proper speed is "give 'er"

  • @hardrocklobsterroll395
    @hardrocklobsterroll395 8 років тому +159

    opens box with milling machine

    • @tny-
      @tny- 8 років тому +8

      the abom79 approach

    • @Beltfed45
      @Beltfed45 8 років тому +27

      Abom would have indicated it first.

    • @skizzik121
      @skizzik121 8 років тому +3

      Ian Pfeiffer maybe twice

    • @xGaLoSx
      @xGaLoSx 8 років тому +3

      is there another way?

    • @phooesnax
      @phooesnax 8 років тому +19

      I had tears in my eyes laughing at that. Episodically when he turned 90 and continued!

  • @JeremyCoppin
    @JeremyCoppin 5 років тому +1

    Never thought I'd have tears running down my face watching someone use a coffee percolator...
    Brilliant.

  • @jason-ge5nr
    @jason-ge5nr 8 років тому +111

    Still a good unboxing even if you took more care than normal.

  • @NimrodMR4A
    @NimrodMR4A 8 років тому +1

    Cost me an absolute fortune to get hold of one of these 12 months ago! For some reason they'd stopped making them. BUT, Best purchase i've ever made. Gets used daily, And when working in the arse of nowhere, I can still have hot coffee by draining my supply of batterias. Top marks Makita. Top marks.

  • @Thanson199415
    @Thanson199415 8 років тому +9

    man I enjoy your hilarious vocabulary, it's what makes these videos so awesome to watch

  • @davidparadis490
    @davidparadis490 4 роки тому +2

    The "little" chip guys aren't little, they just make these minimalist type chips, but they are made by the billions, as attested everytime you do a breakdown...extremely profitable business due to high volume.

  • @psykoklown874
    @psykoklown874 8 років тому +5

    On a job site I was on back in the day, we used to measure coffee exactly like that . The rule was, " if you can hold the carafe up and see light through it...it's too weak". If we were using pre-filled filters, we'd use three.

  • @fortj3
    @fortj3 8 років тому +23

    Laughed my ass off when you said "machine gun shits"

    • @b4zzz4m
      @b4zzz4m 8 років тому

      fortj3 provides a great and and accurate visual. Haha

  • @craigphillips3154
    @craigphillips3154 5 років тому +15

    "I like my coffee like I like my women: Hot, black, and bitter."
    Thank you for the nugget of knowledge. I'll have to remember that line.

    • @MarcosElMalo2
      @MarcosElMalo2 4 роки тому

      Or you can use my punchline: lukewarm and bitter.

  • @pileggitech
    @pileggitech 8 років тому +65

    I always look forward to your next video, for both the laughs and the learning.

    • @neilarmstrong7094
      @neilarmstrong7094 8 років тому +1

      AvE Only pussies drink Japanese coffee. And only clinton types drink Canadian whiskey. I chuck them both in the same deplorable basket. BUT LTD??? I'd rather drink OLD CROW. Mmmm. BOURBON!!

    • @KnownAsScornic
      @KnownAsScornic 8 років тому +5

      Neil Armstrong Kona coffee comes from The Big Island of Hawaii and it's some of the best coffee in the world on account of the low acidity from growing on a volcano.

    • @pegtooth2006
      @pegtooth2006 8 років тому +4

      Neil Armstrong you ain't no fuckin Sherlock Holms either. That was Lambs Dark Navy Rum.

  • @RedesCat
    @RedesCat 8 років тому +178

    i thought water came in bags in canada

    • @prmperop
      @prmperop 8 років тому +7

      youre thinking of milk, and thats only in certain provinces (our states)

    • @TRUE_GR1T
      @TRUE_GR1T 8 років тому +9

      it's sad that you still have to state what provinces are to Americans. I can look at a map and name all of the states and most of their capitals, yet I'm sure most Americans cannot do the same for Canada's provinces.

    • @RJSoftware2000
      @RJSoftware2000 8 років тому +31

      We are the best so we don't have to care none.

    • @williwonti
      @williwonti 8 років тому +39

      What's really sad is that Canuks can't lay off the inferiority / superiority complex bullshit.

    • @TRUE_GR1T
      @TRUE_GR1T 8 років тому +7

      williwonti it's not about superiority. It's disappointing that people down there are so ignorant about everything (including their own country) but it's like they don't even have world maps in schools there, just maps of the US.
      and rjsoftware ignorance is bliss right? As long as you have your cheeseburger, guns and cable tv nothing else matters.

  • @craigcode7103
    @craigcode7103 5 років тому +47

    I am not a pro but should you not have used some cutting oil while milling that box?

  • @Jack-dc6hw
    @Jack-dc6hw 8 років тому +74

    he responds to comments once in a teal moon.

    • @Jack-dc6hw
      @Jack-dc6hw 8 років тому +14

      AvE it must be a teal moon

    • @fuckjewtube69
      @fuckjewtube69 8 років тому +18

      Probably just when its late and hes drunk. Only time a man has to do anything.

    • @mnicol007
      @mnicol007 8 років тому +9

      that'll put hair between your eye brows.

  • @eejuice
    @eejuice 4 роки тому +1

    Holy God, you sang Gumboot Cloggeroo! Just about my favourite Stompin' Tom song ever. It's going to be stuck in my head all weekend now. But a ring dang doo, for PI Sue, and take 'er to the gum boot clog-er-oo, do a little gumboot cloggin', do a little gumboot cloggin'... ,
    Priceless!
    I sometimes channel my inner ee-jiot and sing that at the top of my lunges in the garage and the kids think I'm a nut. But they like it. They just won't say so.

  • @RinoaL
    @RinoaL 8 років тому +51

    wow, that unboxing was perfect. that made me actually laugh out loud, thats kinda rare, like twice in a year thing. :D
    i dont get the love for this addictive brown sludge, but i bet this thing could make hot chocolate!

  • @j-bdekker4871
    @j-bdekker4871 5 років тому +19

    "Got hair on your chest? It will move it to your back and shoulders" so that is how that happend? Learned something today!

  • @SDCustoms
    @SDCustoms 8 років тому +186

    Please never use a box cutter again LOL Loving the creative methods!!

    • @ottersdangerden
      @ottersdangerden 8 років тому +30

      How'd you open this box? Dull Beaver...

    • @Twinfire
      @Twinfire 8 років тому +3

      The beavers I know have trapped many a man, not too dull after all

    • @psorek139
      @psorek139 8 років тому +23

      10/10 unboxing technique!

    • @DG1TAL
      @DG1TAL 8 років тому +3

      SD Customs Warning sign checking in.

  • @TheRaptoer
    @TheRaptoer 8 років тому +3

    It's actually a drip coffee maker using a bubble pump. The heated water turning into steam drives the pump. Since you put ice water in it's not surprising that it took a while to start, but the bubble pump will ensure that generally the water going into the coffee is at the right temperature.

  • @TheWaffledOne
    @TheWaffledOne 8 років тому +75

    Unboxing is just like reaming. Reduce your spindle speed by 2/3 and keep on trucking.
    Sincerely,
    -The Association of Machine Tool Protection from Cardboard Related Fuckery Association

  • @ionbladezofficial
    @ionbladezofficial 8 років тому +237

    rectified by a *FULL BRIDGE RECTIFIER*

  • @TheLawnCareNut
    @TheLawnCareNut 8 років тому +67

    Your best videjayo ever.

  • @felixf5211
    @felixf5211 6 років тому +1

    Agree, this is the best tool in the line. I drive as a hobby and once in a while, on a cold morning in the middle of nowhere, I'll pull over and brew a cup. Second best pleasure in life. May not be the better coffee around, but at that point it hardly matters.

  • @davidcoghill8612
    @davidcoghill8612 8 років тому +27

    I love a nice big mug of coofie in the morning.

  • @guysmith1192
    @guysmith1192 3 роки тому +1

    When God made people, he broke the mould after AVE

  • @Lazarus19706
    @Lazarus19706 8 років тому +376

    Question - what's the recommended feed speed for opening a cardboard box?
    Asking for a friend.

    • @Iceberg86300
      @Iceberg86300 8 років тому +25

      Lazarus19706 how many rippums you using?

    • @MindCrime550
      @MindCrime550 8 років тому +41

      About 6-10 inches per minute @ 9k rippems, it's good enough for the girls I go out with.

    • @zedex1226
      @zedex1226 8 років тому +5

      criswellwj less than 3 tenths per tooth eh? I know who I want to race against in a productivity match.

    • @billmurray5073
      @billmurray5073 7 років тому

      MindCrime 99

    • @zanpekosak2383
      @zanpekosak2383 7 років тому

      I go with 20 inches per minute.

  • @marxkartredge
    @marxkartredge 8 років тому +62

    I call bullshit, this is fake. no way he machined that box without cutting oil.

    • @jrdn.lauren
      @jrdn.lauren 8 років тому +12

      MarxKartredge its sealed with self-lubricating scotch tape.

    • @lolatmyage
      @lolatmyage 8 років тому +3

      Such a shame he doesnt have a coolant line, wouldve been even funnier

    • @BixbyConsequence
      @BixbyConsequence 8 років тому +3

      Perhaps he was using the paragon of materials.

    • @chuckschillingvideos
      @chuckschillingvideos 7 років тому +3

      It would take an expert eye to catch it (fortunately, I have one), but he stopped filming, applied cutting oil, then resumed filming several times. He's a master editor.

  • @kumaclimber
    @kumaclimber 8 років тому +26

    I was enjoying some God damned amon amarth when I heard the Ave yodel and came running.

    • @Memphis_Whistle
      @Memphis_Whistle 8 років тому +1

      kumaclimber damn good band, my good sir.

  • @StormyITO
    @StormyITO 4 роки тому +1

    That is the first time I have seen anyone put ice in a coffee maker, then complain about it taking too long.

  • @bryanroberts
    @bryanroberts 8 років тому +15

    built in theft deterrent.... the color!!! Thanks my keyboard needed a proper coffee bath!!!

  • @jamesconnors5653
    @jamesconnors5653 8 років тому +7

    Looked like a good little coffee maker to me. My experience with Makita has been that they scrimp where it will not harm the customer.

  • @verlicht
    @verlicht 8 років тому +10

    Great for 1 person that can wait 10 minutes for his coffee...
    That's comming from a Makita fanboy.

    • @dragthatsht
      @dragthatsht 8 років тому +9

      LoverOfPhotography maybe don't fill her with ice water

    • @verlicht
      @verlicht 8 років тому +1

      charles streeter I said that before seeing that part of the video. It does actually take 10 minutes. He said it took 20 minutes with icewater...
      AND you only have ONE coffee!

    • @dragthatsht
      @dragthatsht 8 років тому

      Ouch

    • @allesklarklaus147
      @allesklarklaus147 8 років тому

      Lighting up a fire and boiling water for making coffee because there is no fucking power at where youre working is not really faster and it is just annoying so this might be a good thing. Wouldn't spend much money on it though. I dont even know how much this costs though

    • @allesklarklaus147
      @allesklarklaus147 8 років тому

      +Crystal ah yeah that's some sex on a stick right there. but remember: the angle of the dangle is directly proportional to the heat of the meat. a real trap for young players

  • @GregLumleyPhotography
    @GregLumleyPhotography 8 років тому

    I can watch your videos without having a clue what I'm looking at ... awesome sense of humour!

  • @shidder_mutt
    @shidder_mutt 8 років тому +11

    Opening a box with a milling machine. Nice one👍🏻🤘🏻

  • @Flashahol
    @Flashahol 8 років тому

    I clicked on this not looking at who's channel it was, thinking BOLTR was an actual tool. Next thing I know I'm rolling on the floor at the box opening. Well played again Ave!

  • @maxhammick948
    @maxhammick948 8 років тому +37

    you're missing the chance to shill an ave coofi mug! way more skookum than pyrex for the semenivity between the bit you hold and the but that holds the goods, y'know

    • @thePretendgineer
      @thePretendgineer 8 років тому +7

      I would buy that in a heartbeat. I just saw the ruler and laughed my ass off all the way to the checkout page.

    • @haploideallel
      @haploideallel 8 років тому +6

      I'd love to buy an AVE-branded Pyrex coofi-beaker! :)
      (Might also be the Duran brand though ;) )

    • @TheDanielConsole
      @TheDanielConsole 7 років тому +2

      Max Hammick i'll take no less than a borosilicate mug from uncle bumblefuck here

  • @clubprojects6923
    @clubprojects6923 3 роки тому +1

    I always liked that color. And no, it does not prevent theft. Of course nothing does in Broward County.

  • @MatteoSaitta
    @MatteoSaitta 8 років тому +6

    The weird nema connector is due to thermal, the ones with the extra recess are rated for higher temps than the ones without

  • @paulcozz1
    @paulcozz1 8 років тому

    You are the only reason i even go to youtube.....
    I am forever grateful for the fits of laughter LOL

  • @gc6329
    @gc6329 8 років тому +4

    Now that's what I call a box opening

  • @oobayly
    @oobayly 8 років тому

    Holy crap - that's got to be the bestest unboxing method I've ever seen. I can also now picture you doing tool modifications à la Krieger.

  • @solvicCM
    @solvicCM 8 років тому +35

    The bastards won't let me put a 120vac inverter on my Getman lube rig for a coffee pot....
    this will show the damn clipboard mafia there's more than one way to get your piping hot liquid Crack underground!

    • @CurrySoSpicy
      @CurrySoSpicy 8 років тому +11

      Cory Miller stick it to those fuckers!

  • @stickyicky2120
    @stickyicky2120 7 років тому +1

    That's it. This is the greatest video I've ever seen.

  • @Prometheus203
    @Prometheus203 8 років тому +10

    Hahahaha! I just died when I saw you cutting the box with the endmill!!

  • @Tejanoart
    @Tejanoart 5 років тому

    Best Stand up comedy show I've seen in a work shop

  • @EvanMJones
    @EvanMJones 8 років тому +6

    I look forward to every video you upload. Keep up the good work.

  • @francisrampen9099
    @francisrampen9099 5 років тому +6

    That isn't a percolator - a percolator as invented by Count Rumford continuously recirculates the water through the coffee producing the most wretched and highly caffeinated coffee possible.
    That is a drip brewer.
    Love the video

  • @kylehazachode
    @kylehazachode 8 років тому +15

    I have the same coffee maker, but mine's unbranded and red. Bought it from CVS about ten years ago.

    • @XXXrollie
      @XXXrollie 8 років тому

      lmfao fuck

    • @digydan
      @digydan 8 років тому +4

      If its unbranded, how does it associate with any/no particular battery brand or is it only AC?

    • @imthemistermaster
      @imthemistermaster 8 років тому +1

      Dan V probably came with its own batterias

    • @dos541
      @dos541 8 років тому

      coffee makers dont last more than a few years in my house

    • @strangelyjamesly4078
      @strangelyjamesly4078 8 років тому

      When the coffee maker in my house starts acting up I just ditcher her and get a newer sleeker model. They can be more expensive to run initially but who wants to be stuck with the same percolator for the rest of their lives?

  • @trevorlebert1929
    @trevorlebert1929 6 років тому

    This AvE video cannot be topped.

  • @mitchellellis3998
    @mitchellellis3998 8 років тому +3

    love the videos man! You should do a video about the different types of plastics and how to tell which is which

  • @Paul-pj5qu
    @Paul-pj5qu 8 років тому

    I love it when you use a ridiculous tool to unbox something--priceless.

  • @turbocobra
    @turbocobra 8 років тому +4

    Good review. Crazy how your channel has blown up. I remember a couple years ago you asked Abom79 to give you a shoutout when you sent him something, and now you are giving him shoutouts lol

  • @YTInnovativeSolution
    @YTInnovativeSolution 8 років тому

    AvE, you have one of the most entertaining and educational channels on YT. I hope you continue to share your knowledge and humor as you pass it on to a new generation of people. I'd like to buy you a beer!

  • @joetylerdale
    @joetylerdale 8 років тому +29

    If I'm ever injured in your neck of the woods, please ride in the back of the ambulance with me and sing till we get to the hospital!

  • @gittyupalice96
    @gittyupalice96 4 роки тому +1

    lmao you got me good with the machine gun shits, moving on to dumping some liqueur in for good "sanitation" measure and then conclude with back to some good old fashion high risk of dismemberment labor in the machine shop. Ah gives me the warm fuzzy feelings.

  • @atowndown8732
    @atowndown8732 8 років тому +6

    God Damn you never cease to crack me up. Been watching your vids for awhile now, your'e awesome. Keep 'em coming!

  • @Slking507
    @Slking507 4 роки тому +2

    My wife and I watching... in goes the ice. Wife "What the diddly?!" Then it happened. 🤣🤣🤣

  • @SilentGloves
    @SilentGloves 8 років тому +4

    Instructions unclear, vice caught in ceiling fan.

  • @mrhhj
    @mrhhj 8 років тому

    Just wanted to say today I bought a $5 dewalt cordless reciprocating saw at the swap meet and tore into it with confidence because of watching your tool reviews. Saved a shit ton of American tender cause of you. thanks.

  • @justhes
    @justhes 8 років тому +29

    The taste test bit had me on the floor! Good videos as usual AvE! Keep them coming!

  • @jackclark5220
    @jackclark5220 7 років тому

    when you buy a new tool and just wanna use it to prove your purchase was good. also the built in theft deturant joke was beautiful.

  • @sabk21ify
    @sabk21ify 8 років тому +98

    this is like buying a Snap-On fleshlight...
    matter of time

    • @rayers1000
      @rayers1000 5 років тому +16

      Bringing a whole new meaning to the name "fap-off"

    • @jayholmes5775
      @jayholmes5775 5 років тому +8

      I hope its ratcheting for edging 😁

    • @my11badkids78
      @my11badkids78 4 роки тому +6

      Testing it out right in the Snap-On truck even!

    • @MarcosElMalo2
      @MarcosElMalo2 4 роки тому

      Right, because everyone equates drinking coffee with masturbation.

    • @billwessels207
      @billwessels207 4 роки тому

      Had one.

  • @JUANKERR2000
    @JUANKERR2000 8 років тому

    No wonder I have problems opening cardboard boxes, I don't have a milling machine! Lovely, thanks for a laugh.

  • @richrandom9279
    @richrandom9279 8 років тому +43

    Did that battery holder have a belt clip?

    • @19693201
      @19693201 8 років тому +1

      i was think the same

    • @Viking2dk
      @Viking2dk 8 років тому

      was wondering about that too haha

    • @Paiadakine
      @Paiadakine 8 років тому

      1:42

    • @richrandom9279
      @richrandom9279 8 років тому

      OK..How many thimbles does it make? Didn't even put out1 cup a that Texas Tea for Him!..

    • @rionmotley2514
      @rionmotley2514 8 років тому +1

      Yes, yes it did. I have no idea how that would ever be remotely useful.

  • @inspectiondepartment5843
    @inspectiondepartment5843 7 років тому

    My Uncle owns Kona coffee. He lives VERY simply, it's quite amazing. Water comes from a downhill running hose. Electric comes from solar and generators. No windows in his house. It really is something to visit. Plus... you are on an island every day.

  • @mightyfinejonboy
    @mightyfinejonboy 8 років тому +10

    Nothing like a bit of the brown milk in your coffee.

  • @rgreen93021
    @rgreen93021 8 років тому

    OMG! Didnt see the milling machine box opening coming! Awesome. Too funny. One of my favorite channels.

  • @lekoman
    @lekoman 8 років тому +9

    Milling the box open? Instant Like. :D

  • @Whalebone471
    @Whalebone471 6 років тому

    I could listen to this guy all day !!!

  • @SeraphimKnight
    @SeraphimKnight 8 років тому +19

    Using a mill to open packages huh... I feel like you got a good idea going here. Maybe clamshell packages would actually be openable that way.

    • @mindbreak666
      @mindbreak666 8 років тому +3

      Hacksaw blades.
      Broken hacksaw blades... avoid those "bimetallic" blasphemies. Grind away and make a scalpel sort of thingie...
      Sharpen the shit out of that thing, a clip point is preferred but not needed.
      Hold clamshell container flat against a proper sacrificial surface as wood, cardboard or thicker plastics and cut away.
      Keep several of those slashy things around, give some as gifts and preach the knowledge...

    • @Esdeath_0001
      @Esdeath_0001 6 років тому

      Nice Pfp Seraph

    • @davidamoritz
      @davidamoritz 5 років тому

      Lasers overpowered lasers

  • @theelmonk
    @theelmonk 3 роки тому +1

    Makita missed a trick there. They could have made that DC cable a charging lead too. Get your newly charged pack when you fetch your coffee

  • @StormbringerMM
    @StormbringerMM 8 років тому +4

    Ha. Sweet. The "machine of hope and happiness" has a shrine built to it in my shop...gotta have it black though, that's more of a girthy beverage.

  • @moagoo5714
    @moagoo5714 8 років тому +1

    10:45 is my favorite part of any of your videos. I watch it all the time. Makes me feel smrt.

  • @cunningpunt
    @cunningpunt 5 років тому +7

    10:46 I feel ya. Once put an extra 'N' in my own name marking a spanner because I was focused on making it neat. :)

  • @fogeyes
    @fogeyes 8 років тому +2

    Thanks Ave. Gave me a good idea for source of high temp wire and insulators to refurb an old tube amp I've been meaning to rewire and fix. Thrift stores got loads of old coffee makers I'm pretty sure. (I think?).

  • @therealjammit
    @therealjammit 8 років тому +128

    I like the ladies like I like my coffee.
    Chopped up and kept in the fridge...

    • @F1lthy_Casual
      @F1lthy_Casual 8 років тому +8

      I Like my coffee how i like my women. All over the floor.

    • @MillionFoul
      @MillionFoul 8 років тому +27

      I _enjoy_ my coffee the same way I enjoy my women. *Anally and piping hot*.

    • @jh9903
      @jh9903 8 років тому +36

      l like my coffee like i like my women, hot, black and screaming for cream.

    • @todeswalzer6760
      @todeswalzer6760 7 років тому +8

      I like my women like I like my coffee.
      In my stomach.

    • @treynathaniel4075
      @treynathaniel4075 7 років тому +5

      Woman love me in their stomach

  • @GhostRyderFPV
    @GhostRyderFPV 8 років тому

    This was the tipping point... I've had the worst weekend - the She Who Cannot Be Ignored is prepping for monthlies, (I've been designated the Reagan shooter, the Little Green Men who took Crimea, and have dorked the whole Swedish bikini team), two of my drones suffered from sudden gusts of ground, and my niece attempted eye surgery on me with a Nerf gun. But this video made my day, and will be the first step in turning this weekend into a great one. Many thanks for what you do!

  • @cameronsmith3988
    @cameronsmith3988 8 років тому +5

    I see you climb milling on that box. I too like to live dangerously.

    • @cameronsmith3988
      @cameronsmith3988 8 років тому

      AvE We need a support group or something. I've shrapneled my share making dunderheaded mistakes.

  • @ericc3784
    @ericc3784 5 років тому

    I don’t know how AvE keeps all this knowledge in his noodle. Sure wish I knew half of what he does. Love all the videos can’t, stop watching. Maybe I should have stayed in school...

  • @radry100
    @radry100 8 років тому +19

    That's no coffe maker, that's a water dyer.

  • @Thr3-Words
    @Thr3-Words 8 років тому

    Best comedy channel on UA-cam by far!

  • @charlietripi
    @charlietripi 8 років тому +4

    Probably a bit remedial for most of the clientele on this page, but there's a great video from Engineerguy explaining bubble pump operation on coffee makers

  • @LiquidPortalDigital
    @LiquidPortalDigital 7 років тому

    Only AvE can make a video about a coffee maker hilarious.

  • @GeahkBurchill
    @GeahkBurchill 8 років тому +24

    No, AvE. No one ever clicks those.

    • @vincedibona4687
      @vincedibona4687 5 років тому

      Yeah, this 200-lb gorilla can't even get that ruler anymore because I was from the future...

  • @mickvk
    @mickvk 8 років тому

    Dude, when you wrote "Coof" and then realized it I about laughed my ass off. Reminded me of the tattoo joke that said "No Regerts"

  • @ThePlowGuys
    @ThePlowGuys 8 років тому +32

    were you actually dancing to the song you were singing? You crazy Canadian.

    • @payday510
      @payday510 8 років тому +17

      Stompin Tom Connors, a national goddamn treasure.

    • @MurcuryEntertainment
      @MurcuryEntertainment 8 років тому +1

      Saw what's left of the whiskey jacks a few yards ago, truly a maple blooded experience.

  • @andrewgoldstein1606
    @andrewgoldstein1606 8 років тому

    Thanks for the video. I can't drink anything when I watch your videos it wants to come right out with the laughing. You should have a stand up. Always enjoy your videos.

  • @Marvin.Runyon
    @Marvin.Runyon 8 років тому +21

    That paint will never stay stuck to PP :-( Trying to glue/paint PP is when you learn about plastics.

    • @Marvin.Runyon
      @Marvin.Runyon 8 років тому

      ***** Good to know about! Bumblefuck probably used the $1.50 stuff though. I used that shit to hide rust on the black trim of my first car. Worked well enough in that application!

    • @Talasas
      @Talasas 8 років тому

      Plastic primer/adhesion promoter is your friend. Car bumpers are often made from PP and they are painted with many forms of paint and it sticks no problemo. As for gluing it, just plastic weld it instead, it takes pretty well to being welded.

    • @sugavmig021
      @sugavmig021 8 років тому +2

      he just did it fast and sloppy (thats what she said)
      i dont think he was very serious abut the paint, vriting with at sharpie :P

  • @flori8320
    @flori8320 8 років тому

    I'm just at 0:52 and it is already the best unboxing video I have ever stumbled upon.
    Et bordel, god knows how much I stumble on "things"