I love that you found pretty much the only guy in the bar to date, and immediately turned this game from being supposedly about music to being mostly about Rufus. And pee. And a tiny bit of vehicular manslaughter. 😂
Kevin always finds a way to kill npcs in games not related to that at all😂 also that chatting with Rufus was too funny, specially the gaslight part just to keep being rejected by him
Read the title as "Rockstar Simulator" and immediately thought of Rockstar Games (GTA). Would be a pretty funny game, where all you do is hype up the next game that you maybe will release sometime on this side of 2050. Side missions would include ripping people off with virtual currencies you can buy for real money in your games and letting hackers run wild.
I need more of Kevin and Rufus. Will Kevin become the a famous rock star he set out to be or will he find his true calling as piss master. Well he ever find out how to make love.
I really needed this video today Kevin x it’s been a really bad, anxiety inducing day and you just make me laugh and get my mind off things, thank you! X😊
Hi, Kevin!! Just wanted to say thank you for everything! I’m having the shittiest month ever (my dad had surgery, I’m two weeks at the hospital waiting for surgery too and my dog passed away while I’m here), since 2018 you were always there to lift me up and make me laugh at the toughest days. Please keep going, I love your content and you make me happy since 2018 🥹🖤
You think that is bad?! Rufus just had to go on several dates with Kevin! 😉. Keep your head up! But maybe way higher if Kevin has free roam to urinate!
Well wishes, friend. That's a lot on your plate at once! Remember to take time for yourself to recollect when you can, and I wish you both luck and quick recovery in your surgeries.
When the rock star that pees on everyone (pretty sure there is a real "rock star" who did this as well) offers you exposure it might not be the kind you are looking for.
It's getting hilarious and kind of concerning how easy it is to gaslight any A.I., even those that are supposedly very advanced. How long will it take before someone convinces some self-driving car A.I. that they need to drive on the sidewalk?
" I wonder if I can sell my car, cause this thing is a tank its a really good weapon- I mean vehicle" unintentionally shows how many cars he took to war
I’ve noticed Kevin wearing a lot of turtlenecks lately. Specifically a black turtleneck. Is this the French poet era? *I’m here for it* That, or Kevin filmed a bunch of videos on the same day. But I like to believe.
In less than three minutes Kevin wrote a song entitled 'wiener boy', rammed two shrieking pedestrians, and vowed that one day he would learn to urinate WHILE playing the guitar
"How many days would it take..." Josh from Lets Game It Out has entered the chat. ...who am I kidding, he'd just go win a billion dollars in the casino.
Hey Kev, guess you'll never see this but I've been watching since my freshman year, all throughout high school, starting working, getting married, and just found out I'm pregnant today. Super glad I had a kevo episode to watch today. Thank you.
One of those games that tries a bit of everything and gets none of it right. I sometimes wonder if game companies specifically makes games shit so that people like Kevin will make them look amazingly funny and people will buy them.
I love it when I see that you made videos playing games I own. I got this one right when it came out. Then I got annoyed that everything was coming soon. Lol
"You are gonna get pissed off & pissed on! What do you mean I can't urinate here?!" is just such a good sentence.
It's two sentences.
Oh man i thought the band name was Sleep Paralysis & I'm surprised his hasn't been done yet
I'm not judging but why you seem to hook up with dudes so much 😢😢😢
@@josephervine5533 are you asking because you wish for Kevin to hook up with you?
Giving Kevin the ability to urinate at will is possibly the most irresponsible act committed by a game studio.
The character has 0 prostate problems. Kinda jealous...
Second most irresponsible act, first one is allowing him to enter a casino
It's a good thing he's never discovered Postal 😂
It's like finding out you can fart on people in South Park
He needs to play Postal 2 🙏
I love that you found pretty much the only guy in the bar to date, and immediately turned this game from being supposedly about music to being mostly about Rufus. And pee. And a tiny bit of vehicular manslaughter. 😂
yeah it's hilarious
"Sleep Paralysis" sounds a great name for a band. "Hey everybody, we're Sleep Paralysis and this our song, Your Demon Is My Alarm Clock."
I didn't register the L in the "clock" on my first read and it made this sentence so much more terrifying
well its already a good song by the band Currents 👀
Oh my lord! Ha ha ha!@@citruslemonade3326
Hmm. I've not heard of them.@@scorpion0498
I was in a band called sleep paralysis in seventh grade lololol
"I'm happy for you. Or sorry that happened. Whichever is more fitting". The attitude I need to have in life.
Finally a glimpse into the life of Kevin after he started making music
hows your Sim kill count, J.P.?
@@TheCatstronaut Kill count, what do you mean? Our Dear Leader wouldn't hurt a fly, just, don't ask about the fresh graves in the graveyard
The AI was at 40% ish likeability, so when you asked for 42% it was 42% of 40%. You need to ask for 200%-300% increases in the future.
Kevin when he kills 10 people with a car: I sleep
Kevin when his employer takes $25 from him: IS THAT LEGAL???
The key diference being that one of those personally affects him and the other simply amuses him. Guess which is more important to him?
"You're gonna be both pissed off and pissed on" is just gold
Gold shower, one might say
I've never seen my sleep paralysis demon depicted so accurately.
I’m so sorry for you. But at least yours isn’t Jim Pickens.
I'll watch you sleep to keep you safe
Callmekevin? Yeah, he is my sleep paralysis demon.
same it is terrfing
So your sleep paralysis demon is also incontinent?
3:20
"What do you mean I can't urinate here?!?"
-R. Kelly.
R. Kevvy
the ai dialogue just made me remember the Kevin's sweetheart Sexy bear
Kevin always finds a way to kill npcs in games not related to that at all😂 also that chatting with Rufus was too funny, specially the gaslight part just to keep being rejected by him
Therapist : So why are you here?
Game character :So kev-
Therapist : You are beyond help
So this is what Alec Benjamin's song I Sent My Therapist To Therapy is about.
I don't know what is better, Kevin gaslighting AI or Kevin with a P function. 😂
We live in a universe where we can see both at the same time! 🎉
…But…we didn’t even get to see sleep paralysis and Rufus make love… >:(
I actually got invested in kevin playing this game by the end of the video.
same, I want more of this! :D
kevins just my comfort youtuber at this point
2:50 I think ppl who comment “ FIRST👹” should upgrade to “first comment from me buddy
First reply from me buddy
@@Digibo cheers buddy
I like how somehow all of Kevin’s characters end up looking like some variation of Jim 😭
"You want a flier?" "No?" "You get the pee then." Best lines in the video. Really got me laughing.
Read the title as "Rockstar Simulator" and immediately thought of Rockstar Games (GTA).
Would be a pretty funny game, where all you do is hype up the next game that you maybe will release sometime on this side of 2050. Side missions would include ripping people off with virtual currencies you can buy for real money in your games and letting hackers run wild.
Hmm sounds like not a simulator, but definitely rockstar.
Ah yes. Another game that'll forever give me nightmares while I hear Kevin's laugh echo in the night.
this is one of the rockstar games of all time
I need more of Kevin and Rufus. Will Kevin become the a famous rock star he set out to be or will he find his true calling as piss master. Well he ever find out how to make love.
Why cant he be both? The "rockstar piss master" sounds right in Kevins alley.
@@pedrovallefin8406 Hahaha yes "tonight theres going to be piss break somewhere in this town 🤣" 🎵
i missed these simulator games 😭
I love that you were straight up gaslighting Rufus to love you. Jim would be proud Kevin
I really needed this video today Kevin x it’s been a really bad, anxiety inducing day and you just make me laugh and get my mind off things, thank you! X😊
All these simulators are made more terrifying by Kevin playing and breaking them, and that's how I prefer them
Best words to remember. "I'm happy for you or I am sorry that happened. Whatever works for you." - Every Rockstar to a fan
Kevin just entertains me for hours that I go back to his old gaming videos
Kevins already a rockstar, have you guys not heard of love is a burning thing yet? Even better than the original
And it makes a fiery ring
Haha yep that video was hilarious!
If I ever need a band name, it's gonna be "Gaslighting Rufus"
i love how quick kevin is to get with any male npc in any game
I always wondered if being a rockstar was just constant pissing on anything and everything
If its when that rockstar is Kevin.He thinks one thing comes with the other.
Hi, Kevin!! Just wanted to say thank you for everything! I’m having the shittiest month ever (my dad had surgery, I’m two weeks at the hospital waiting for surgery too and my dog passed away while I’m here), since 2018 you were always there to lift me up and make me laugh at the toughest days. Please keep going, I love your content and you make me happy since 2018 🥹🖤
So sorry about your pupper, but I hope your dad recovers well and that your surgery goes smoothly! Take care of yourself, stranger.
You think that is bad?! Rufus just had to go on several dates with Kevin! 😉. Keep your head up! But maybe way higher if Kevin has free roam to urinate!
Well wishes, friend. That's a lot on your plate at once! Remember to take time for yourself to recollect when you can, and I wish you both luck and quick recovery in your surgeries.
Love story between Sleep Paralysis and Rufus and a whole lot of piss :)
Who knew being a rock star made you encounter jump scares on a daily basis?? Nah, I think I'll stay a casual performers instead, much less stressful
When the rock star that pees on everyone (pretty sure there is a real "rock star" who did this as well) offers you exposure it might not be the kind you are looking for.
0:13 why does he look like a weird mixture of Trevor from GTA 5 and Rumpelstiltskin from Shrek...
this is so amazing this is going into my personal favourites playlist and ofc the "best call me kevin" playlist with like 900 videos already lolz
You should play the suckup game! You play as a vampire who have to convince ai characters to let you into their house.
It's getting hilarious and kind of concerning how easy it is to gaslight any A.I., even those that are supposedly very advanced. How long will it take before someone convinces some self-driving car A.I. that they need to drive on the sidewalk?
those are very different kinds of AI
AI in cars is just about driving and understanding what's on the road, not a chat simulator. But the thought is funny
I need a part 2, I'm way too invested and laughed way more than I should have
Games broken by Kevin is another favorite genre of kevin
" I wonder if I can sell my car, cause this thing is a tank its a really good weapon- I mean vehicle" unintentionally shows how many cars he took to war
I mean, Kevin's already kind of a rockstar so he's just being himself this time
The AI for Rufus was pretty good 😂 Loved his wit
more of this please kevin,,, make it into a series
Kevin: Mr Muscle could sue me for this look
New look: Macaulay Culkin.
The face morphing at the beginning is exactly what people's faces look like when you're on shrooms
I like how Kevin complains that his popularity isn’t going up while he pisses on the floor and dosnt do the mini games that give him popularity
Kevin in a black turtleneck is coming across like a Bond villain
why did i think this was like the secret third Rockstar Games series
"they gave me a license to drive and kill"
"Remember where we parked, *I know they will*"
Dude 😂
Kevin interacting with AI is my favorite genre
After all these years Kevin finally managed to gaslight an npc
Kevin: i spent more than that on food
Gen x: dang, they are doing pretty well
More rock star simulator please. I need more Rufus romance!
15:13
Jim Pickens is having a tummy ache.
your tomodachi’s have definitely starved to death by now
Love the rufus' storyline, best love story xD
Poor AI getting wrapped into Kevin's web of love and deception.
WE NEED ANOTHER EPISODE OF THIS PLEASE
Literally bought this game this morning and thought "I can't wait til Kevin plays this".
I LOVE that more games are incorporating AI chat features, having nonsensical conversations with NPCs will never get old
Thank you for making my day yet again by uploading
10:48 Ahhhh, of course, Simlish!
I’ve noticed Kevin wearing a lot of turtlenecks lately. Specifically a black turtleneck. Is this the French poet era? *I’m here for it*
That, or Kevin filmed a bunch of videos on the same day. But I like to believe.
1:18 i would've chosen vert.
In less than three minutes Kevin wrote a song entitled 'wiener boy', rammed two shrieking pedestrians, and vowed that one day he would learn to urinate WHILE playing the guitar
8:32 Kevin gaslighting the AI 😂
Hi Kevin. I wanted to tell you your videos have brought me out of a bad place these past couple of months. You make my day better every day
These kind of games are always so entertaining, lovely to see more of it!
Aw Kevin, your Covers are absolutely Rockstar worthy ❤
Every game needs a peeing mechanic
Rockstar life but literal rocks are involved 😊
Sleep paralysis looks like elon musk. Makes sense tbh.
The moment that he realized there was an pissing mechanic, that was the moment Kevin knew he hit gold.
These wacky games are always the diamond in the rough
"You can't urinate here"
I'M SORRY I THOUGHT THIS WAS AMERICA!
"How many days would it take..."
Josh from Lets Game It Out has entered the chat.
...who am I kidding, he'd just go win a billion dollars in the casino.
New name for your demon, Sleep P. Demon
I dunno, I feel like I'd go to a concert if Kevin ever did a tour in the east coast of the US
Kevin always manages to make me smile, even on my hardest days. rock on, sleep paralysis!
If there's one thing Kevin's gonna do it's find a way to go to the casino in every game
I feel like I made an enlightened choice today :)
Hey Kev, guess you'll never see this but I've been watching since my freshman year, all throughout high school, starting working, getting married, and just found out I'm pregnant today. Super glad I had a kevo episode to watch today. Thank you.
Nice work Kevin keep it up!!
Been subscribed for 3 years.
"It's always a good day when call me Kevin plays"
“I wrote the wiener boy”
“God this guy is massive”
0:22 honestly it kinda looks like when shrek turned into a human
One of those games that tries a bit of everything and gets none of it right.
I sometimes wonder if game companies specifically makes games shit so that people like Kevin will make them look amazingly funny and people will buy them.
He lives in a slum, and his only friend is called Ricky... My dude this takes place in Trailer Park Boys Universe!
“I’m gonna kill Rufus for insurance money” sounds like a Fall Out Boy song 😂
I love it when I see that you made videos playing games I own. I got this one right when it came out. Then I got annoyed that everything was coming soon. Lol
Oh man, another banger, Kev. Video is over, time for me to watch Life with Rufus and You
What sold me on watching this was when it's first tutorial was how to pee - " oh no kevin but okay lol"
WE NEED MORE LONG FORM VIDEOS!!! WHERE ARE THE LONG FORM VIDEOS?? It’s just an excuse to have more from my favourite tuber!
kevin always finds a way to feed his morbid gambling addiction.