This Rockstar Simulator is depressing

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  • Опубліковано 16 гру 2024

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  • @immarissa
    @immarissa 9 місяців тому +1651

    "You are gonna get pissed off & pissed on! What do you mean I can't urinate here?!" is just such a good sentence.

    • @awsomeangus2480
      @awsomeangus2480 9 місяців тому +18

      It's two sentences.

    • @dark_neverland
      @dark_neverland 9 місяців тому +3

      Oh man i thought the band name was Sleep Paralysis & I'm surprised his hasn't been done yet

    • @josephervine5533
      @josephervine5533 9 місяців тому

      I'm not judging but why you seem to hook up with dudes so much 😢😢😢

    • @Zombie_Chess
      @Zombie_Chess 9 місяців тому +13

      @@josephervine5533 are you asking because you wish for Kevin to hook up with you?

  • @VikingAdrift
    @VikingAdrift 9 місяців тому +1014

    Giving Kevin the ability to urinate at will is possibly the most irresponsible act committed by a game studio.

    • @laurisiltanen8348
      @laurisiltanen8348 9 місяців тому +9

      The character has 0 prostate problems. Kinda jealous...

    • @meowcat7124
      @meowcat7124 9 місяців тому +14

      Second most irresponsible act, first one is allowing him to enter a casino

    • @Jbax510
      @Jbax510 9 місяців тому +10

      It's a good thing he's never discovered Postal 😂

    • @davyboysmith4
      @davyboysmith4 9 місяців тому +7

      It's like finding out you can fart on people in South Park

    • @bloodredgoats2527
      @bloodredgoats2527 9 місяців тому +6

      He needs to play Postal 2 🙏

  • @GhostHelwig
    @GhostHelwig 9 місяців тому +462

    I love that you found pretty much the only guy in the bar to date, and immediately turned this game from being supposedly about music to being mostly about Rufus. And pee. And a tiny bit of vehicular manslaughter. 😂

  • @SevenEllen
    @SevenEllen 9 місяців тому +531

    "Sleep Paralysis" sounds a great name for a band. "Hey everybody, we're Sleep Paralysis and this our song, Your Demon Is My Alarm Clock."

    • @citruslemonade3326
      @citruslemonade3326 9 місяців тому +34

      I didn't register the L in the "clock" on my first read and it made this sentence so much more terrifying

    • @scorpion0498
      @scorpion0498 9 місяців тому +8

      well its already a good song by the band Currents 👀

    • @SevenEllen
      @SevenEllen 9 місяців тому +3

      Oh my lord! Ha ha ha!@@citruslemonade3326

    • @SevenEllen
      @SevenEllen 9 місяців тому

      Hmm. I've not heard of them.@@scorpion0498

    • @pennysquires03
      @pennysquires03 8 місяців тому +2

      I was in a band called sleep paralysis in seventh grade lololol

  • @TheLionPear
    @TheLionPear 9 місяців тому +327

    "I'm happy for you. Or sorry that happened. Whichever is more fitting". The attitude I need to have in life.

  • @JimPickensCult
    @JimPickensCult 9 місяців тому +472

    Finally a glimpse into the life of Kevin after he started making music

    • @TheCatstronaut
      @TheCatstronaut 9 місяців тому +9

      hows your Sim kill count, J.P.?

    • @JimPickensCult
      @JimPickensCult 9 місяців тому +5

      ​@@TheCatstronaut Kill count, what do you mean? Our Dear Leader wouldn't hurt a fly, just, don't ask about the fresh graves in the graveyard

  • @rambojohn272727
    @rambojohn272727 9 місяців тому +119

    The AI was at 40% ish likeability, so when you asked for 42% it was 42% of 40%. You need to ask for 200%-300% increases in the future.

  • @dansmacabre
    @dansmacabre 9 місяців тому +596

    Kevin when he kills 10 people with a car: I sleep
    Kevin when his employer takes $25 from him: IS THAT LEGAL???

    • @pedrovallefin8406
      @pedrovallefin8406 8 місяців тому +4

      The key diference being that one of those personally affects him and the other simply amuses him. Guess which is more important to him?

  • @kiandadfarian1750
    @kiandadfarian1750 9 місяців тому +210

    "You're gonna be both pissed off and pissed on" is just gold

    • @PinkGhostFace
      @PinkGhostFace 9 місяців тому +19

      Gold shower, one might say

  • @jazzpancake1167
    @jazzpancake1167 9 місяців тому +597

    I've never seen my sleep paralysis demon depicted so accurately.

    • @TheGary108
      @TheGary108 9 місяців тому +13

      I’m so sorry for you. But at least yours isn’t Jim Pickens.

    • @Bumafa
      @Bumafa 9 місяців тому +4

      I'll watch you sleep to keep you safe

    • @gamingandchess
      @gamingandchess 9 місяців тому +1

      Callmekevin? Yeah, he is my sleep paralysis demon.

    • @willjones9098
      @willjones9098 9 місяців тому +2

      same it is terrfing

    • @alanbareiro6806
      @alanbareiro6806 8 місяців тому +3

      So your sleep paralysis demon is also incontinent?

  • @tamparockout17
    @tamparockout17 9 місяців тому +280

    3:20
    "What do you mean I can't urinate here?!?"
    -R. Kelly.

  • @materla4102
    @materla4102 9 місяців тому +48

    the ai dialogue just made me remember the Kevin's sweetheart Sexy bear

  • @alexsa22
    @alexsa22 9 місяців тому +56

    Kevin always finds a way to kill npcs in games not related to that at all😂 also that chatting with Rufus was too funny, specially the gaslight part just to keep being rejected by him

  • @potatopatch4563
    @potatopatch4563 9 місяців тому +208

    Therapist : So why are you here?
    Game character :So kev-
    Therapist : You are beyond help

    • @1TitanGirl
      @1TitanGirl 9 місяців тому +7

      So this is what Alec Benjamin's song I Sent My Therapist To Therapy is about.

  • @CourtneyIsGoblin
    @CourtneyIsGoblin 9 місяців тому +52

    I don't know what is better, Kevin gaslighting AI or Kevin with a P function. 😂

    • @Nancy-jc4bv
      @Nancy-jc4bv 8 місяців тому +6

      We live in a universe where we can see both at the same time! 🎉

  • @codylake7425
    @codylake7425 9 місяців тому +31

    …But…we didn’t even get to see sleep paralysis and Rufus make love… >:(

  • @jamesrichards2720
    @jamesrichards2720 9 місяців тому +41

    I actually got invested in kevin playing this game by the end of the video.

  • @snozsks
    @snozsks 9 місяців тому +25

    kevins just my comfort youtuber at this point

  • @BabyDigi
    @BabyDigi 9 місяців тому +76

    2:50 I think ppl who comment “ FIRST👹” should upgrade to “first comment from me buddy

    • @Digibo
      @Digibo 9 місяців тому +17

      First reply from me buddy

    • @BabyDigi
      @BabyDigi 9 місяців тому +8

      @@Digibo cheers buddy

  • @CoffeeBell
    @CoffeeBell 9 місяців тому +34

    I like how somehow all of Kevin’s characters end up looking like some variation of Jim 😭

  • @piglastname2449
    @piglastname2449 9 місяців тому +14

    "You want a flier?" "No?" "You get the pee then." Best lines in the video. Really got me laughing.

  • @vicolin6126
    @vicolin6126 9 місяців тому +27

    Read the title as "Rockstar Simulator" and immediately thought of Rockstar Games (GTA).
    Would be a pretty funny game, where all you do is hype up the next game that you maybe will release sometime on this side of 2050. Side missions would include ripping people off with virtual currencies you can buy for real money in your games and letting hackers run wild.

    • @Matt92Machine
      @Matt92Machine 9 місяців тому +1

      Hmm sounds like not a simulator, but definitely rockstar.

  • @Bljway
    @Bljway 9 місяців тому +23

    Ah yes. Another game that'll forever give me nightmares while I hear Kevin's laugh echo in the night.

  • @pol_
    @pol_ 9 місяців тому +34

    this is one of the rockstar games of all time

  • @TheParadoxChemist
    @TheParadoxChemist 9 місяців тому +20

    I need more of Kevin and Rufus. Will Kevin become the a famous rock star he set out to be or will he find his true calling as piss master. Well he ever find out how to make love.

    • @pedrovallefin8406
      @pedrovallefin8406 8 місяців тому +2

      Why cant he be both? The "rockstar piss master" sounds right in Kevins alley.

    • @TheParadoxChemist
      @TheParadoxChemist 8 місяців тому +2

      @@pedrovallefin8406 Hahaha yes "tonight theres going to be piss break somewhere in this town 🤣" 🎵

  •  9 місяців тому +14

    i missed these simulator games 😭

  • @TheLeastOfficialOfBros
    @TheLeastOfficialOfBros 9 місяців тому +5

    I love that you were straight up gaslighting Rufus to love you. Jim would be proud Kevin

  • @Mea-Viv
    @Mea-Viv 9 місяців тому +16

    I really needed this video today Kevin x it’s been a really bad, anxiety inducing day and you just make me laugh and get my mind off things, thank you! X😊

  • @andiweird2310
    @andiweird2310 9 місяців тому +9

    All these simulators are made more terrifying by Kevin playing and breaking them, and that's how I prefer them

  • @shayliakara
    @shayliakara 8 місяців тому +4

    Best words to remember. "I'm happy for you or I am sorry that happened. Whatever works for you." - Every Rockstar to a fan

  • @NickNoodleGames
    @NickNoodleGames 9 місяців тому +7

    Kevin just entertains me for hours that I go back to his old gaming videos

  • @fullsendabeerforme2988
    @fullsendabeerforme2988 9 місяців тому +22

    Kevins already a rockstar, have you guys not heard of love is a burning thing yet? Even better than the original

  • @85dabarn
    @85dabarn 9 місяців тому +5

    If I ever need a band name, it's gonna be "Gaslighting Rufus"

  • @alienhazy
    @alienhazy 8 місяців тому +2

    i love how quick kevin is to get with any male npc in any game

  • @megangorski
    @megangorski 9 місяців тому +11

    I always wondered if being a rockstar was just constant pissing on anything and everything

    • @pedrovallefin8406
      @pedrovallefin8406 8 місяців тому

      If its when that rockstar is Kevin.He thinks one thing comes with the other.

  • @sublimelancolia
    @sublimelancolia 9 місяців тому +32

    Hi, Kevin!! Just wanted to say thank you for everything! I’m having the shittiest month ever (my dad had surgery, I’m two weeks at the hospital waiting for surgery too and my dog passed away while I’m here), since 2018 you were always there to lift me up and make me laugh at the toughest days. Please keep going, I love your content and you make me happy since 2018 🥹🖤

    • @user-qs3qf5lw9k
      @user-qs3qf5lw9k 9 місяців тому +6

      So sorry about your pupper, but I hope your dad recovers well and that your surgery goes smoothly! Take care of yourself, stranger.

    • @Noah-bi4ll
      @Noah-bi4ll 9 місяців тому +7

      You think that is bad?! Rufus just had to go on several dates with Kevin! 😉. Keep your head up! But maybe way higher if Kevin has free roam to urinate!

    • @froo1357
      @froo1357 9 місяців тому +6

      Well wishes, friend. That's a lot on your plate at once! Remember to take time for yourself to recollect when you can, and I wish you both luck and quick recovery in your surgeries.

  • @UtopssAKAPJ
    @UtopssAKAPJ 9 місяців тому +12

    Love story between Sleep Paralysis and Rufus and a whole lot of piss :)

  • @ameliastrait
    @ameliastrait 9 місяців тому +12

    Who knew being a rock star made you encounter jump scares on a daily basis?? Nah, I think I'll stay a casual performers instead, much less stressful

  • @matthewtalbot-paine7977
    @matthewtalbot-paine7977 9 місяців тому +5

    When the rock star that pees on everyone (pretty sure there is a real "rock star" who did this as well) offers you exposure it might not be the kind you are looking for.

  • @raiu9662
    @raiu9662 9 місяців тому +3

    0:13 why does he look like a weird mixture of Trevor from GTA 5 and Rumpelstiltskin from Shrek...

  • @ahhgeez
    @ahhgeez 9 місяців тому +3

    this is so amazing this is going into my personal favourites playlist and ofc the "best call me kevin" playlist with like 900 videos already lolz

  • @Saltybisquit
    @Saltybisquit 9 місяців тому +3

    You should play the suckup game! You play as a vampire who have to convince ai characters to let you into their house.

  • @giantWario
    @giantWario 9 місяців тому +34

    It's getting hilarious and kind of concerning how easy it is to gaslight any A.I., even those that are supposedly very advanced. How long will it take before someone convinces some self-driving car A.I. that they need to drive on the sidewalk?

    • @blueninja012
      @blueninja012 9 місяців тому +19

      those are very different kinds of AI

    • @Jupiter-T
      @Jupiter-T 9 місяців тому +7

      AI in cars is just about driving and understanding what's on the road, not a chat simulator. But the thought is funny

  • @sumwhere08
    @sumwhere08 9 місяців тому +3

    I need a part 2, I'm way too invested and laughed way more than I should have

  • @Nancy-jc4bv
    @Nancy-jc4bv 8 місяців тому +2

    Games broken by Kevin is another favorite genre of kevin

  • @azharhakim4058
    @azharhakim4058 9 місяців тому +1

    " I wonder if I can sell my car, cause this thing is a tank its a really good weapon- I mean vehicle" unintentionally shows how many cars he took to war

  • @MissContraire...
    @MissContraire... 9 місяців тому +4

    I mean, Kevin's already kind of a rockstar so he's just being himself this time

  • @AstonJay
    @AstonJay 8 місяців тому +3

    The AI for Rufus was pretty good 😂 Loved his wit

  • @harry-matakios1344
    @harry-matakios1344 9 місяців тому +4

    more of this please kevin,,, make it into a series

  • @wicesphagnum6983
    @wicesphagnum6983 9 місяців тому +3

    Kevin: Mr Muscle could sue me for this look
    New look: Macaulay Culkin.

  • @erikgilson1687
    @erikgilson1687 8 місяців тому +1

    The face morphing at the beginning is exactly what people's faces look like when you're on shrooms

  • @Albert_YTC
    @Albert_YTC 9 місяців тому +1

    I like how Kevin complains that his popularity isn’t going up while he pisses on the floor and dosnt do the mini games that give him popularity

  • @Hunteriffic86
    @Hunteriffic86 9 місяців тому +4

    Kevin in a black turtleneck is coming across like a Bond villain

  • @girl-lizard
    @girl-lizard 9 місяців тому +5

    why did i think this was like the secret third Rockstar Games series

  • @melroseplaceee
    @melroseplaceee 9 місяців тому +3

    "they gave me a license to drive and kill"
    "Remember where we parked, *I know they will*"
    Dude 😂

  • @rambu-tan
    @rambu-tan 9 місяців тому +1

    Kevin interacting with AI is my favorite genre

  • @anthonyeaves4145
    @anthonyeaves4145 9 місяців тому +10

    After all these years Kevin finally managed to gaslight an npc

  • @fabdragon2071
    @fabdragon2071 9 місяців тому +3

    Kevin: i spent more than that on food
    Gen x: dang, they are doing pretty well

  • @Moosyfate
    @Moosyfate 8 місяців тому +4

    More rock star simulator please. I need more Rufus romance!

  • @serpensinfinitus2719
    @serpensinfinitus2719 9 місяців тому +5

    15:13
    Jim Pickens is having a tummy ache.

  • @miller8909
    @miller8909 9 місяців тому +2

    your tomodachi’s have definitely starved to death by now

  • @Metzli
    @Metzli 9 місяців тому +2

    Love the rufus' storyline, best love story xD

  • @LaughingDeerHead
    @LaughingDeerHead 9 місяців тому +1

    Poor AI getting wrapped into Kevin's web of love and deception.

  • @xach6509
    @xach6509 9 місяців тому +1

    WE NEED ANOTHER EPISODE OF THIS PLEASE

  • @caseysilkwood47
    @caseysilkwood47 9 місяців тому +1

    Literally bought this game this morning and thought "I can't wait til Kevin plays this".

  • @flamingfoxx
    @flamingfoxx 25 днів тому

    I LOVE that more games are incorporating AI chat features, having nonsensical conversations with NPCs will never get old

  • @R00mbacat
    @R00mbacat 9 місяців тому +2

    Thank you for making my day yet again by uploading

  • @ameliastrait
    @ameliastrait 9 місяців тому +4

    10:48 Ahhhh, of course, Simlish!

  • @justalittleturtle5600
    @justalittleturtle5600 9 місяців тому +1

    I’ve noticed Kevin wearing a lot of turtlenecks lately. Specifically a black turtleneck. Is this the French poet era? *I’m here for it*
    That, or Kevin filmed a bunch of videos on the same day. But I like to believe.

  • @ZNEO3NZ
    @ZNEO3NZ 8 місяців тому +1

    1:18 i would've chosen vert.

  • @michaelogorman1896
    @michaelogorman1896 9 місяців тому +1

    In less than three minutes Kevin wrote a song entitled 'wiener boy', rammed two shrieking pedestrians, and vowed that one day he would learn to urinate WHILE playing the guitar

  • @mikedawolf95
    @mikedawolf95 8 місяців тому +1

    8:32 Kevin gaslighting the AI 😂

  • @addisisk
    @addisisk 9 місяців тому +2

    Hi Kevin. I wanted to tell you your videos have brought me out of a bad place these past couple of months. You make my day better every day

  • @L0xi3
    @L0xi3 9 місяців тому

    These kind of games are always so entertaining, lovely to see more of it!

  • @swainswanson6235
    @swainswanson6235 9 місяців тому +1

    Aw Kevin, your Covers are absolutely Rockstar worthy ❤

  • @jasonfakename4851
    @jasonfakename4851 9 місяців тому +2

    Every game needs a peeing mechanic

  • @NamariCo
    @NamariCo 9 місяців тому +4

    Rockstar life but literal rocks are involved 😊

  • @FatalAlcatraz
    @FatalAlcatraz 9 місяців тому +2

    Sleep paralysis looks like elon musk. Makes sense tbh.

  • @TheGary108
    @TheGary108 9 місяців тому

    The moment that he realized there was an pissing mechanic, that was the moment Kevin knew he hit gold.

  • @kevindsouza8320
    @kevindsouza8320 9 місяців тому +2

    These wacky games are always the diamond in the rough

  • @JohnDoe-on6ru
    @JohnDoe-on6ru 9 місяців тому +1

    "You can't urinate here"
    I'M SORRY I THOUGHT THIS WAS AMERICA!

  • @tirsden
    @tirsden 9 місяців тому

    "How many days would it take..."
    Josh from Lets Game It Out has entered the chat.
    ...who am I kidding, he'd just go win a billion dollars in the casino.

  • @Sirtigereg
    @Sirtigereg 9 місяців тому +1

    New name for your demon, Sleep P. Demon

  • @Raenard
    @Raenard 9 місяців тому +1

    I dunno, I feel like I'd go to a concert if Kevin ever did a tour in the east coast of the US

  • @heaven-clarence
    @heaven-clarence 9 місяців тому +1

    Kevin always manages to make me smile, even on my hardest days. rock on, sleep paralysis!

  • @Erin-qm8ku
    @Erin-qm8ku 9 місяців тому

    If there's one thing Kevin's gonna do it's find a way to go to the casino in every game

  • @sunderzilla
    @sunderzilla 9 місяців тому +2

    I feel like I made an enlightened choice today :)

  • @isabellagaines6868
    @isabellagaines6868 9 місяців тому

    Hey Kev, guess you'll never see this but I've been watching since my freshman year, all throughout high school, starting working, getting married, and just found out I'm pregnant today. Super glad I had a kevo episode to watch today. Thank you.

  • @FantomX130
    @FantomX130 9 місяців тому +4

    Nice work Kevin keep it up!!
    Been subscribed for 3 years.

  • @OutofSpoons
    @OutofSpoons 9 місяців тому +4

    "It's always a good day when call me Kevin plays"

  • @kevinhe5643
    @kevinhe5643 9 місяців тому +1

    “I wrote the wiener boy”
    “God this guy is massive”

  • @s3doesstuff
    @s3doesstuff 9 місяців тому +1

    0:22 honestly it kinda looks like when shrek turned into a human

  • @wishingwell12345
    @wishingwell12345 9 місяців тому +1

    One of those games that tries a bit of everything and gets none of it right.
    I sometimes wonder if game companies specifically makes games shit so that people like Kevin will make them look amazingly funny and people will buy them.

  • @DerClouder
    @DerClouder 9 місяців тому

    He lives in a slum, and his only friend is called Ricky... My dude this takes place in Trailer Park Boys Universe!

  • @everything_baseball
    @everything_baseball 9 місяців тому

    “I’m gonna kill Rufus for insurance money” sounds like a Fall Out Boy song 😂

  • @lamoravicious2519
    @lamoravicious2519 8 місяців тому

    I love it when I see that you made videos playing games I own. I got this one right when it came out. Then I got annoyed that everything was coming soon. Lol

  • @tonybishop3686
    @tonybishop3686 9 місяців тому +1

    Oh man, another banger, Kev. Video is over, time for me to watch Life with Rufus and You

  • @NIKENAK
    @NIKENAK 9 місяців тому

    What sold me on watching this was when it's first tutorial was how to pee - " oh no kevin but okay lol"

  • @TheJaxxT
    @TheJaxxT 9 місяців тому +1

    WE NEED MORE LONG FORM VIDEOS!!! WHERE ARE THE LONG FORM VIDEOS?? It’s just an excuse to have more from my favourite tuber!

  • @SleeplessSwan7
    @SleeplessSwan7 9 місяців тому

    kevin always finds a way to feed his morbid gambling addiction.