This Rockstar Simulator is depressing

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  • @immarissa
    @immarissa 10 місяців тому +1673

    "You are gonna get pissed off & pissed on! What do you mean I can't urinate here?!" is just such a good sentence.

    • @awsomeangus2480
      @awsomeangus2480 10 місяців тому +19

      It's two sentences.

    • @dark_neverland
      @dark_neverland 10 місяців тому +3

      Oh man i thought the band name was Sleep Paralysis & I'm surprised his hasn't been done yet

    • @josephervine5533
      @josephervine5533 10 місяців тому

      I'm not judging but why you seem to hook up with dudes so much 😢😢😢

    • @Zombie_Chess
      @Zombie_Chess 10 місяців тому +14

      @@josephervine5533 are you asking because you wish for Kevin to hook up with you?

  • @VikingAdrift
    @VikingAdrift 10 місяців тому +1038

    Giving Kevin the ability to urinate at will is possibly the most irresponsible act committed by a game studio.

    • @laurisiltanen8348
      @laurisiltanen8348 10 місяців тому +9

      The character has 0 prostate problems. Kinda jealous...

    • @meowcat7124
      @meowcat7124 10 місяців тому +14

      Second most irresponsible act, first one is allowing him to enter a casino

    • @Jbax510
      @Jbax510 10 місяців тому +11

      It's a good thing he's never discovered Postal 😂

    • @davyboysmith4
      @davyboysmith4 10 місяців тому +7

      It's like finding out you can fart on people in South Park

    • @bloodredgoats2527
      @bloodredgoats2527 10 місяців тому +7

      He needs to play Postal 2 🙏

  • @SevenEllen
    @SevenEllen 10 місяців тому +538

    "Sleep Paralysis" sounds a great name for a band. "Hey everybody, we're Sleep Paralysis and this our song, Your Demon Is My Alarm Clock."

    • @citruslemonade3326
      @citruslemonade3326 10 місяців тому +34

      I didn't register the L in the "clock" on my first read and it made this sentence so much more terrifying

    • @scorpion0498
      @scorpion0498 10 місяців тому +8

      well its already a good song by the band Currents 👀

    • @SevenEllen
      @SevenEllen 10 місяців тому +3

      Oh my lord! Ha ha ha!@@citruslemonade3326

    • @SevenEllen
      @SevenEllen 10 місяців тому

      Hmm. I've not heard of them.@@scorpion0498

    • @pennysquires03
      @pennysquires03 9 місяців тому +2

      I was in a band called sleep paralysis in seventh grade lololol

  • @GhostHelwig
    @GhostHelwig 10 місяців тому +472

    I love that you found pretty much the only guy in the bar to date, and immediately turned this game from being supposedly about music to being mostly about Rufus. And pee. And a tiny bit of vehicular manslaughter. 😂

  • @TheLionPear
    @TheLionPear 10 місяців тому +328

    "I'm happy for you. Or sorry that happened. Whichever is more fitting". The attitude I need to have in life.

  • @dansmacabre
    @dansmacabre 10 місяців тому +604

    Kevin when he kills 10 people with a car: I sleep
    Kevin when his employer takes $25 from him: IS THAT LEGAL???

    • @pedrovallefin8406
      @pedrovallefin8406 9 місяців тому +4

      The key diference being that one of those personally affects him and the other simply amuses him. Guess which is more important to him?

  • @JimPickensCult
    @JimPickensCult 10 місяців тому +477

    Finally a glimpse into the life of Kevin after he started making music

    • @TheCatstronaut
      @TheCatstronaut 10 місяців тому +9

      hows your Sim kill count, J.P.?

    • @JimPickensCult
      @JimPickensCult 10 місяців тому +5

      ​@@TheCatstronaut Kill count, what do you mean? Our Dear Leader wouldn't hurt a fly, just, don't ask about the fresh graves in the graveyard

  • @rambojohn272727
    @rambojohn272727 10 місяців тому +127

    The AI was at 40% ish likeability, so when you asked for 42% it was 42% of 40%. You need to ask for 200%-300% increases in the future.

  • @kiandadfarian1750
    @kiandadfarian1750 10 місяців тому +213

    "You're gonna be both pissed off and pissed on" is just gold

    • @PinkGhostFace
      @PinkGhostFace 10 місяців тому +19

      Gold shower, one might say

  • @jazzpancake1167
    @jazzpancake1167 10 місяців тому +606

    I've never seen my sleep paralysis demon depicted so accurately.

    • @TheGary108
      @TheGary108 10 місяців тому +13

      I’m so sorry for you. But at least yours isn’t Jim Pickens.

    • @Bumafa
      @Bumafa 10 місяців тому +4

      I'll watch you sleep to keep you safe

    • @gamingandchess
      @gamingandchess 10 місяців тому +1

      Callmekevin? Yeah, he is my sleep paralysis demon.

    • @willjones9098
      @willjones9098 10 місяців тому +2

      same it is terrfing

    • @alanbareiro6806
      @alanbareiro6806 9 місяців тому +3

      So your sleep paralysis demon is also incontinent?

  • @tamparockout17
    @tamparockout17 10 місяців тому +283

    3:20
    "What do you mean I can't urinate here?!?"
    -R. Kelly.

  • @potatopatch4563
    @potatopatch4563 10 місяців тому +209

    Therapist : So why are you here?
    Game character :So kev-
    Therapist : You are beyond help

    • @1TitanGirl
      @1TitanGirl 10 місяців тому +7

      So this is what Alec Benjamin's song I Sent My Therapist To Therapy is about.

  • @alexsa22
    @alexsa22 10 місяців тому +56

    Kevin always finds a way to kill npcs in games not related to that at all😂 also that chatting with Rufus was too funny, specially the gaslight part just to keep being rejected by him

  • @materla4102
    @materla4102 10 місяців тому +50

    the ai dialogue just made me remember the Kevin's sweetheart Sexy bear

  • @codylake7425
    @codylake7425 10 місяців тому +32

    …But…we didn’t even get to see sleep paralysis and Rufus make love… >:(

  • @CourtneyIsGoblin
    @CourtneyIsGoblin 10 місяців тому +53

    I don't know what is better, Kevin gaslighting AI or Kevin with a P function. 😂

    • @Nancy-jc4bv
      @Nancy-jc4bv 9 місяців тому +6

      We live in a universe where we can see both at the same time! 🎉

  • @BabyDigi
    @BabyDigi 10 місяців тому +79

    2:50 I think ppl who comment “ FIRST👹” should upgrade to “first comment from me buddy

    • @Digibo
      @Digibo 10 місяців тому +18

      First reply from me buddy

    • @BabyDigi
      @BabyDigi 10 місяців тому +8

      @@Digibo cheers buddy

  • @piglastname2449
    @piglastname2449 10 місяців тому +15

    "You want a flier?" "No?" "You get the pee then." Best lines in the video. Really got me laughing.

  • @jamesrichards2720
    @jamesrichards2720 10 місяців тому +41

    I actually got invested in kevin playing this game by the end of the video.

  • @vicolin6126
    @vicolin6126 10 місяців тому +27

    Read the title as "Rockstar Simulator" and immediately thought of Rockstar Games (GTA).
    Would be a pretty funny game, where all you do is hype up the next game that you maybe will release sometime on this side of 2050. Side missions would include ripping people off with virtual currencies you can buy for real money in your games and letting hackers run wild.

    • @Matt92Machine
      @Matt92Machine 10 місяців тому +1

      Hmm sounds like not a simulator, but definitely rockstar.

  • @CoffeeBell
    @CoffeeBell 10 місяців тому +34

    I like how somehow all of Kevin’s characters end up looking like some variation of Jim 😭

  • @snozsks
    @snozsks 10 місяців тому +25

    kevins just my comfort youtuber at this point

  • @Bljway
    @Bljway 10 місяців тому +23

    Ah yes. Another game that'll forever give me nightmares while I hear Kevin's laugh echo in the night.

  • @TheParadoxChemist
    @TheParadoxChemist 10 місяців тому +21

    I need more of Kevin and Rufus. Will Kevin become the a famous rock star he set out to be or will he find his true calling as piss master. Well he ever find out how to make love.

    • @pedrovallefin8406
      @pedrovallefin8406 9 місяців тому +2

      Why cant he be both? The "rockstar piss master" sounds right in Kevins alley.

    • @TheParadoxChemist
      @TheParadoxChemist 9 місяців тому +2

      @@pedrovallefin8406 Hahaha yes "tonight theres going to be piss break somewhere in this town 🤣" 🎵

  • @pol_
    @pol_ 10 місяців тому +34

    this is one of the rockstar games of all time

  • @Mea-Viv
    @Mea-Viv 10 місяців тому +16

    I really needed this video today Kevin x it’s been a really bad, anxiety inducing day and you just make me laugh and get my mind off things, thank you! X😊

  • @shayliakara
    @shayliakara 9 місяців тому +4

    Best words to remember. "I'm happy for you or I am sorry that happened. Whatever works for you." - Every Rockstar to a fan

  • @TheLeastOfficialOfBros
    @TheLeastOfficialOfBros 10 місяців тому +5

    I love that you were straight up gaslighting Rufus to love you. Jim would be proud Kevin

  • @85dabarn
    @85dabarn 10 місяців тому +5

    If I ever need a band name, it's gonna be "Gaslighting Rufus"

  •  10 місяців тому +14

    i missed these simulator games 😭

  • @raiu9662
    @raiu9662 10 місяців тому +4

    0:13 why does he look like a weird mixture of Trevor from GTA 5 and Rumpelstiltskin from Shrek...

  • @andiweird2310
    @andiweird2310 10 місяців тому +9

    All these simulators are made more terrifying by Kevin playing and breaking them, and that's how I prefer them

  • @megangorski
    @megangorski 10 місяців тому +11

    I always wondered if being a rockstar was just constant pissing on anything and everything

    • @pedrovallefin8406
      @pedrovallefin8406 9 місяців тому

      If its when that rockstar is Kevin.He thinks one thing comes with the other.

  • @NickNoodleGames
    @NickNoodleGames 10 місяців тому +7

    Kevin just entertains me for hours that I go back to his old gaming videos

  • @UtopssAKAPJ
    @UtopssAKAPJ 10 місяців тому +12

    Love story between Sleep Paralysis and Rufus and a whole lot of piss :)

  • @alienhazy
    @alienhazy 9 місяців тому +2

    i love how quick kevin is to get with any male npc in any game

  • @fullsendabeerforme2988
    @fullsendabeerforme2988 10 місяців тому +22

    Kevins already a rockstar, have you guys not heard of love is a burning thing yet? Even better than the original

  • @ameliastrait
    @ameliastrait 10 місяців тому +12

    Who knew being a rock star made you encounter jump scares on a daily basis?? Nah, I think I'll stay a casual performers instead, much less stressful

  • @matthewtalbot-paine7977
    @matthewtalbot-paine7977 10 місяців тому +5

    When the rock star that pees on everyone (pretty sure there is a real "rock star" who did this as well) offers you exposure it might not be the kind you are looking for.

  • @sublimelancolia
    @sublimelancolia 10 місяців тому +32

    Hi, Kevin!! Just wanted to say thank you for everything! I’m having the shittiest month ever (my dad had surgery, I’m two weeks at the hospital waiting for surgery too and my dog passed away while I’m here), since 2018 you were always there to lift me up and make me laugh at the toughest days. Please keep going, I love your content and you make me happy since 2018 🥹🖤

    • @user-qs3qf5lw9k
      @user-qs3qf5lw9k 10 місяців тому +6

      So sorry about your pupper, but I hope your dad recovers well and that your surgery goes smoothly! Take care of yourself, stranger.

    • @Noah-bi4ll
      @Noah-bi4ll 10 місяців тому +7

      You think that is bad?! Rufus just had to go on several dates with Kevin! 😉. Keep your head up! But maybe way higher if Kevin has free roam to urinate!

    • @froo1357
      @froo1357 10 місяців тому +6

      Well wishes, friend. That's a lot on your plate at once! Remember to take time for yourself to recollect when you can, and I wish you both luck and quick recovery in your surgeries.

  • @ahhgeez
    @ahhgeez 10 місяців тому +3

    this is so amazing this is going into my personal favourites playlist and ofc the "best call me kevin" playlist with like 900 videos already lolz

  • @giantWario
    @giantWario 10 місяців тому +34

    It's getting hilarious and kind of concerning how easy it is to gaslight any A.I., even those that are supposedly very advanced. How long will it take before someone convinces some self-driving car A.I. that they need to drive on the sidewalk?

    • @blueninja012
      @blueninja012 10 місяців тому +19

      those are very different kinds of AI

    • @Jupiter-T
      @Jupiter-T 10 місяців тому +7

      AI in cars is just about driving and understanding what's on the road, not a chat simulator. But the thought is funny

  • @Saltybisquit
    @Saltybisquit 10 місяців тому +3

    You should play the suckup game! You play as a vampire who have to convince ai characters to let you into their house.

  • @azharhakim4058
    @azharhakim4058 10 місяців тому +1

    " I wonder if I can sell my car, cause this thing is a tank its a really good weapon- I mean vehicle" unintentionally shows how many cars he took to war

  • @erikgilson1687
    @erikgilson1687 9 місяців тому +1

    The face morphing at the beginning is exactly what people's faces look like when you're on shrooms

  • @Nancy-jc4bv
    @Nancy-jc4bv 10 місяців тому +2

    Games broken by Kevin is another favorite genre of kevin

  • @sumwhere08
    @sumwhere08 10 місяців тому +3

    I need a part 2, I'm way too invested and laughed way more than I should have

  • @Hunteriffic86
    @Hunteriffic86 10 місяців тому +4

    Kevin in a black turtleneck is coming across like a Bond villain

  • @serpensinfinitus2719
    @serpensinfinitus2719 10 місяців тому +5

    15:13
    Jim Pickens is having a tummy ache.

  • @harry-matakios1344
    @harry-matakios1344 10 місяців тому +4

    more of this please kevin,,, make it into a series

  • @Albert_YTC
    @Albert_YTC 10 місяців тому +1

    I like how Kevin complains that his popularity isn’t going up while he pisses on the floor and dosnt do the mini games that give him popularity

  • @AstonJay
    @AstonJay 9 місяців тому +3

    The AI for Rufus was pretty good 😂 Loved his wit

  • @melroseplaceee
    @melroseplaceee 10 місяців тому +3

    "they gave me a license to drive and kill"
    "Remember where we parked, *I know they will*"
    Dude 😂

  • @MissContraire...
    @MissContraire... 10 місяців тому +4

    I mean, Kevin's already kind of a rockstar so he's just being himself this time

  • @wicesphagnum6983
    @wicesphagnum6983 10 місяців тому +3

    Kevin: Mr Muscle could sue me for this look
    New look: Macaulay Culkin.

  • @anthonyeaves4145
    @anthonyeaves4145 10 місяців тому +10

    After all these years Kevin finally managed to gaslight an npc

  • @girl-lizard
    @girl-lizard 10 місяців тому +5

    why did i think this was like the secret third Rockstar Games series

  • @Moosyfate
    @Moosyfate 9 місяців тому +4

    More rock star simulator please. I need more Rufus romance!

  • @ameliastrait
    @ameliastrait 10 місяців тому +4

    10:48 Ahhhh, of course, Simlish!

  • @rambu-tan
    @rambu-tan 10 місяців тому +1

    Kevin interacting with AI is my favorite genre

  • @fabdragon2071
    @fabdragon2071 10 місяців тому +3

    Kevin: i spent more than that on food
    Gen x: dang, they are doing pretty well

  • @mikedawolf95
    @mikedawolf95 9 місяців тому +1

    8:32 Kevin gaslighting the AI 😂

  • @miller8909
    @miller8909 10 місяців тому +2

    your tomodachi’s have definitely starved to death by now

  • @LaughingDeerHead
    @LaughingDeerHead 10 місяців тому +1

    Poor AI getting wrapped into Kevin's web of love and deception.

  • @R00mbacat
    @R00mbacat 10 місяців тому +2

    Thank you for making my day yet again by uploading

  • @Metzli
    @Metzli 10 місяців тому +2

    Love the rufus' storyline, best love story xD

  • @michaelogorman1896
    @michaelogorman1896 10 місяців тому +1

    In less than three minutes Kevin wrote a song entitled 'wiener boy', rammed two shrieking pedestrians, and vowed that one day he would learn to urinate WHILE playing the guitar

  • @xach6509
    @xach6509 10 місяців тому +1

    WE NEED ANOTHER EPISODE OF THIS PLEASE

  • @ZNEO3NZ
    @ZNEO3NZ 9 місяців тому +1

    1:18 i would've chosen vert.

  • @lamoravicious2519
    @lamoravicious2519 9 місяців тому

    I love it when I see that you made videos playing games I own. I got this one right when it came out. Then I got annoyed that everything was coming soon. Lol

  • @FatalAlcatraz
    @FatalAlcatraz 10 місяців тому +2

    Sleep paralysis looks like elon musk. Makes sense tbh.

  • @kevinhe5643
    @kevinhe5643 10 місяців тому +1

    “I wrote the wiener boy”
    “God this guy is massive”

  • @L0xi3
    @L0xi3 10 місяців тому

    These kind of games are always so entertaining, lovely to see more of it!

  • @flamingfoxx
    @flamingfoxx Місяць тому

    I LOVE that more games are incorporating AI chat features, having nonsensical conversations with NPCs will never get old

  • @jasonfakename4851
    @jasonfakename4851 10 місяців тому +2

    Every game needs a peeing mechanic

  • @JohnDoe-on6ru
    @JohnDoe-on6ru 10 місяців тому +1

    "You can't urinate here"
    I'M SORRY I THOUGHT THIS WAS AMERICA!

  • @Sirtigereg
    @Sirtigereg 10 місяців тому +1

    New name for your demon, Sleep P. Demon

  • @addisisk
    @addisisk 10 місяців тому +2

    Hi Kevin. I wanted to tell you your videos have brought me out of a bad place these past couple of months. You make my day better every day

  • @s3doesstuff
    @s3doesstuff 10 місяців тому +1

    0:22 honestly it kinda looks like when shrek turned into a human

  • @justalittleturtle5600
    @justalittleturtle5600 10 місяців тому +1

    I’ve noticed Kevin wearing a lot of turtlenecks lately. Specifically a black turtleneck. Is this the French poet era? *I’m here for it*
    That, or Kevin filmed a bunch of videos on the same day. But I like to believe.

  • @NamariCo
    @NamariCo 10 місяців тому +4

    Rockstar life but literal rocks are involved 😊

  • @caseysilkwood47
    @caseysilkwood47 10 місяців тому +1

    Literally bought this game this morning and thought "I can't wait til Kevin plays this".

  • @gabrielv.4358
    @gabrielv.4358 5 місяців тому

    0:48 That legit scared me

  • @kevindsouza8320
    @kevindsouza8320 10 місяців тому +2

    These wacky games are always the diamond in the rough

  • @FantomX130
    @FantomX130 10 місяців тому +4

    Nice work Kevin keep it up!!
    Been subscribed for 3 years.

  • @TheGary108
    @TheGary108 10 місяців тому

    The moment that he realized there was an pissing mechanic, that was the moment Kevin knew he hit gold.

  • @JoeyMulvaney
    @JoeyMulvaney 10 місяців тому +1

    Ricky looks like the voice actor for beast boy

  • @AyieShazri
    @AyieShazri 10 місяців тому

    16:02 Best joke ever 🤣

  • @heaven-clarence
    @heaven-clarence 10 місяців тому +1

    Kevin always manages to make me smile, even on my hardest days. rock on, sleep paralysis!

  • @OutofSpoons
    @OutofSpoons 10 місяців тому +4

    "It's always a good day when call me Kevin plays"

  • @isabellagaines6868
    @isabellagaines6868 10 місяців тому

    Hey Kev, guess you'll never see this but I've been watching since my freshman year, all throughout high school, starting working, getting married, and just found out I'm pregnant today. Super glad I had a kevo episode to watch today. Thank you.

  • @Erin-qm8ku
    @Erin-qm8ku 10 місяців тому

    If there's one thing Kevin's gonna do it's find a way to go to the casino in every game

  • @Raenard
    @Raenard 10 місяців тому +1

    I dunno, I feel like I'd go to a concert if Kevin ever did a tour in the east coast of the US

  • @buzzinbea
    @buzzinbea 10 місяців тому

    I love how easy it is to gaslight the ai into saying whatever you want 🤣

  • @katieskarlette
    @katieskarlette 10 місяців тому

    That's the hardest I've laughed in ages. A+++ chaos and pissing

  • @NIKENAK
    @NIKENAK 10 місяців тому

    What sold me on watching this was when it's first tutorial was how to pee - " oh no kevin but okay lol"

  • @CodyIsDumb
    @CodyIsDumb 10 місяців тому +1

    The weiner boy is the biggest hit 🔥

  • @sunderzilla
    @sunderzilla 10 місяців тому +2

    I feel like I made an enlightened choice today :)

  • @swainswanson6235
    @swainswanson6235 10 місяців тому +1

    Aw Kevin, your Covers are absolutely Rockstar worthy ❤

  • @soogymoogi
    @soogymoogi 10 місяців тому +2

    I need every game to let me pee with precision aim by holding P. Big feature missing from the new Stardew update tbh