You CAN pet the dog, but only if you have talent. And its easy to conclude Kevins character had no talent whatsoever. Mr Money didnt even knew how to read, clearly the concept of "petting" is far too complex for him at the moment.
bro couldn’t even pet a dog without talent 💀 also at first i thought this was a hate comment but then i realized. no. it’s literally ABOUT the video bc of the game saying “you need talent” to do literally anything lmao
While its true he could play literally anything and we would watch him regardless, i do believe theres a particular enjoyment in seeing him play bad games like this. Theres a mixture of the insanity thats already in the game and the madness he brings into it that makes it all the better.
She sees more that we could ever hope to understand, of course it would look like shes staring at nothing to us feble mortals. If you could only know the depths of the cosmic tv show she sees every day, you life would never be the same.
I like how you clarify "bad simulator" as if theyre a genre in itself. Theres the simulator games and then there the BAD simulator games, which are the same but worse, yet somehow better. What a beautiful contradiction.
I really like this game. If you talk to your wife every day you can ask her for cash too. And I'm pretty sure if you drop all the rent on the houses, then you can get all the other ones in the neighbourhood for cheaper. It's weirdly fun for how janky it is
@@joeygilliland6794 It is a brillant tactic, fit for a military genius. Cause paitings arent nearly as profitable in real life, but bad games? Bad games pay for itselves (you would assume, otherwise i dont know why theres an endless amount of them).
Nah, they knew what they were doing with that feature. Its the same with the casino and the ranch to buy horses. They have no real place in the normal gameplay, thyere there for people like Kevin. Conversely, it could also be said that this kind of games are all make with the Kevins in mind.
Every year should start with a playthough of a bad simulator, that way theres an added sense of perspective to everything that will come afterwards. No matter how bad it all seems, you will know for a fact it could be much worse. Thats the best way to face the upcoming (and make no mistake, its inevitable) chaos.
There's something shady about a game that instantly gives you a suitcase full of money. Disappointed there wasn't a Jim option in the character select.
You just know Mr Money got that suitcase from the local mob and now has to rent as many crappy houses as posible to pay it back in time. The so called wife entity is there to keep him in check and remind him hes on borrowed time, the moment he steps out of line she will use her many powers to rip him to shreds.
I love how these kind of games always unintentionally double as physiological horror/comdey experience. Take for example your “wife”: A crude homunculus of a human being that traverses your house by either slowly and unnaturally shambling or literally teleporting all whilst just vaguely imitating a small set of what I would tentatively describe as human “activities” It makes it feel like this is some act she puts on only when you observe her
Kevin not choosing to go to the Casino at the first chance he gets especially when presented to him like that is the biggest betrayal so far of 2024. 😭😂
Would I pay £10 for this, no! Having said that, I appreciate that they actually tried to make a game. There's some effort involved, most of these games are just broken asset flips.
Yeah, it does seems fairly playable for what it is. It looks awful of course, may even play afwul too (only Kevin knows), but it still feels more funtional that many of its cohorts. Its better that most of the other bad simulator games Kevin has played, if only for the horses.
@@pedrovallefin8406Yeah, there was clearly zero effort in animations but the rideable horse and drag racing even being an option is kinda wild. Some of these ‘specific job’ simulators don’t let you do much outside the job the simulator is built around.
Is no one noticing the complete irony of Paul Walker’s character in the game being a race car driver 😭. The developers knew exactly what they were doing.
Nothing like starting the new year by seeing Kevin play a game that I never knew existed but ended up having a great time seeing him suffer and make all the NPC’s lives miserable…good times🤣
Started off with your minecraft content, now I just love watching you play anything! You’re hilarious and make me laugh! Thank you Kevin, blessings for 2024 🎉
This looks like it was made by the same person who did the car dealership game that went just as well. Except that didn't have a dog or horse. Kevin always finds the best content without just doing what everyone else does, and that is why I'm a proud member of the cul-community.
I just know I'll think of some moment from this video in the future - maybe the final bet, or the horse purchase, or the ridiculous beloved miniatures - and I won't be able to remember where I saw it or even what it was. Thanks, Kev, for the new confusing long term memory.
Kevins wife list: -Murderous Intent- Tigole Bittie 1/2 Syllable Name Marketing Director of AppNana Its heartwarming to see 4 years later that Kevin is still holding a flame in his heart for Nikki from AppNana
@@elliotgillum Ah, yeah, i did thought it could be something like that. 😅 Its just that its not what one expect in a Kevin's video, you know? Well, not like it matters, its but one of many stealth memes, one that i happened to not know about (until now).
I know this takes so much of your time and you probably want to slow down and not be so active as you are, after already slowing down.. but just know that every time I see you uploaded a new video it brings me and so many others so much joy!!
Game: Has cars and allows you to run into the street Kevin: *At some point will run into the street* Kevin just wants to inflict the same experiences he went through onto others. What a good guy.
Or maybe they have the same taste of shity games, its hard to say. Though it wouldnt surprise me if Kevin watched Joshs videos, his brand of chaos look to be right up on Kevins alley.
Kevin it has come to my attention that you are copying a much more successful youtuber called, do not call me kevin. Please stop stealing his content and likeness
Kevin, I want to personally thank you for entertaining our family through the holidays. So many delightfully evil vids and many hours of laughter. You are a treasure, lad. Thank you, from all of us in AR, USA. 👏🏼 👏🏼 🙏🏼 😂😂
i have been looking through all your rdr 2 videos. i love em. your other content is also so much fun. your rdr 2 content inspired me to start a series on rdr 2 serial killers. keep doing what you are doing. you are so funny. much love
That ending.....so moving.....so heartwrenching. I genuinely wouldn't be surprised if Kevin's parents had given him a huge sum of money for his 18th birthday and he'd blown the whole lot on a horse. That he didn't have anywhere to keep and didn't even know how to ride.
"You can pet this dog"
Immediately being followed by not being able to pet the dog is such a plot twist
You CAN pet the dog, but only if you have talent. And its easy to conclude Kevins character had no talent whatsoever. Mr Money didnt even knew how to read, clearly the concept of "petting" is far too complex for him at the moment.
@@pedrovallefin8406 Can the talent the dog or not? I'm asking not because of a question.
This was a life-changing parable about the importance of a bond between a realtor and his horse. Truly inspiring.
very true lol.
A Stanley parable
You’d think Kevin would have learned his lesson about standing in front of cars
it’s a classic case of stockholm syndrome
This guy not being able to do shit without talent is incredibly relatable
🙄
true lol.
bro couldn’t even pet a dog without talent 💀
also at first i thought this was a hate comment but then i realized. no. it’s literally ABOUT the video bc of the game saying “you need talent” to do literally anything lmao
I read that as "not being able to shit without talent". I shouldn't read comments without my glasses.
A landlord making bank with no talent is the truly relatable part
It's games like these that prove we're here for Kevin's personality, not the game
true lol.
While its true he could play literally anything and we would watch him regardless, i do believe theres a particular enjoyment in seeing him play bad games like this. Theres a mixture of the insanity thats already in the game and the madness he brings into it that makes it all the better.
Astronaut meme format, Astro 1: "Are you really here JUST for Kevin's personality?"
Astro 2, the longtime viewers: "Always have been."
What else are we truly here for except Kevin
I'm just really into realtor games
I love that the first thing Kevin did was spend all his money on a horse
He knew right away that the game would have been exponentially better if it was solely focuded on the horses instead of them being just a feature.
He should have gotten the horse an acting job as an extra.
I think wife is some kind of Eldritch Horror, the way she teleported down stairs and stares at nothing.
She sees more that we could ever hope to understand, of course it would look like shes staring at nothing to us feble mortals. If you could only know the depths of the cosmic tv show she sees every day, you life would never be the same.
Bad simulator games are my favourite, thanks for uploading another one Kevin
I like how you clarify "bad simulator" as if theyre a genre in itself. Theres the simulator games and then there the BAD simulator games, which are the same but worse, yet somehow better. What a beautiful contradiction.
It's great to see you playing our game. We keep developing it. ❤❤
Never change the uncanniness of the NPCs, it's hilarious.
All prices should be a mystery lol
❤ I wish you the best, we all crave a good real estate game..... not sure why😂 but it's a craving
Honestly the game is not that bad , it just need a looot of fix and improvement.
Why did you make 10 nearly identical dudes but no female player-character? :D
I really like this game. If you talk to your wife every day you can ask her for cash too. And I'm pretty sure if you drop all the rent on the houses, then you can get all the other ones in the neighbourhood for cheaper. It's weirdly fun for how janky it is
Having no talent to even read a newspaper as a working adult describes a LOT of people i've encountered in my life...
I'm now convinced some games are created just for Kevin.
he's got Dev's locked up in his basement and they make games for him to play to pay the rent. Jim would be so proud
@@joeygilliland6794 It is a brillant tactic, fit for a military genius. Cause paitings arent nearly as profitable in real life, but bad games? Bad games pay for itselves (you would assume, otherwise i dont know why theres an endless amount of them).
Allowing Kevin to get a loan is always a mistake from the developers
Nah, they knew what they were doing with that feature. Its the same with the casino and the ranch to buy horses. They have no real place in the normal gameplay, thyere there for people like Kevin. Conversely, it could also be said that this kind of games are all make with the Kevins in mind.
Its not a mistake its an happy accident.
Happy new year Kev!!!!!!! Great to start 2024 with a bad simulator
Every year should start with a playthough of a bad simulator, that way theres an added sense of perspective to everything that will come afterwards. No matter how bad it all seems, you will know for a fact it could be much worse. Thats the best way to face the upcoming (and make no mistake, its inevitable) chaos.
@@pedrovallefin8406 absolutely. I feel like this year's started as a bad simulator for me already, nice to see Kevo's channel and I are in sync
@@mycookiehasnoname and I'm not winning, son
There's something shady about a game that instantly gives you a suitcase full of money.
Disappointed there wasn't a Jim option in the character select.
You just know Mr Money got that suitcase from the local mob and now has to rent as many crappy houses as posible to pay it back in time. The so called wife entity is there to keep him in check and remind him hes on borrowed time, the moment he steps out of line she will use her many powers to rip him to shreds.
At least you get to pay for the privilege of remodeling Jim's murder houses.
so fun that kevin is playing a current housing crisis simulator
Wife just walking by the room was like watching a scene from a horror movie...
I love how these kind of games always unintentionally double as physiological horror/comdey experience. Take for example your “wife”: A crude homunculus of a human being that traverses your house by either slowly and unnaturally shambling or literally teleporting all whilst just vaguely imitating a small set of what I would tentatively describe as human “activities”
It makes it feel like this is some act she puts on only when you observe her
Thanks for all the content all these years, they’re a big source of joy for me!
3:29 lawyer literally said "skill issue"
8:20 you can see kevin visible shake his mouse in hear as he gets jumpscared by his wife 😂
Kevin not choosing to go to the Casino at the first chance he gets especially when presented to him like that is the biggest betrayal so far of 2024. 😭😂
New year new Steven
the ending truly encapsulates Kevin's luck with gambling.
That was truly the cherry on top.
bro that goodbye at 0:37 scared the shit out of me, i thought it was coming from my right in my room
I love how both Josh from Let's Game It Out and CallMeKevin both had the same response to their wife doing the dishes 😂
And bought horses the moment they were presented with the option!
Would I pay £10 for this, no! Having said that, I appreciate that they actually tried to make a game. There's some effort involved, most of these games are just broken asset flips.
Yeah, it does seems fairly playable for what it is. It looks awful of course, may even play afwul too (only Kevin knows), but it still feels more funtional that many of its cohorts. Its better that most of the other bad simulator games Kevin has played, if only for the horses.
@@pedrovallefin8406Yeah, there was clearly zero effort in animations but the rideable horse and drag racing even being an option is kinda wild.
Some of these ‘specific job’ simulators don’t let you do much outside the job the simulator is built around.
Is no one noticing the complete irony of Paul Walker’s character in the game being a race car driver 😭. The developers knew exactly what they were doing.
Kevin buying the horse BEFORE losing all his money on cards shows real character growth.
For some reason I didn't think it was weird seeing a horse in the thumbnail of a real estate agent game.
Nothing like starting the new year by seeing Kevin play a game that I never knew existed but ended up having a great time seeing him suffer and make all the NPC’s lives miserable…good times🤣
the law permits you to disclose any dark history right? because most homes you’re associated have a very dark history kevin
More games need to recognize the importance of the bond between a realtor and his horse. 😂
Loved that jumpscare notification followed by a “WELL HEY THERE FRIENDS” while in a silent classroom, but it’s baller cuz imma watch it later
“I wanted to stop him so he’d have to go look at my miniature” 👀👀👀
Excuuuuuse me, Sir 😂🤣
0:16 never in a million years did I think I’d see the phrase “tigole bitties” on Kevin’s channel 😂
What does it mean
@@leeannpelletier4117 swap the b and the t
I cried laughing at the "forest drive" like it was a throw back to ET. 😂
0:55 straight up the exact same jumpscare as the movie Signs when the alien walks through the yard on the newscast 😂😂😂
Started off with your minecraft content, now I just love watching you play anything! You’re hilarious and make me laugh! Thank you Kevin, blessings for 2024 🎉
I love that at 21:20 Kevin has given the dealer a nervous breakdown
that fob sounded exactly like my microwave. I'm too stoned for this. 😂
and the Lua game logic string error being read as plain text... I can't😂😂
11:50 Kevin really should know by now that cars won't stop for him
Kevin: What name is the easiest to remember? Emma!
Me, an Emma who gets called Emily 50% of the time: 🧍♀
This looks like it was made by the same person who did the car dealership game that went just as well. Except that didn't have a dog or horse.
Kevin always finds the best content without just doing what everyone else does, and that is why I'm a proud member of the cul-community.
I just know I'll think of some moment from this video in the future - maybe the final bet, or the horse purchase, or the ridiculous beloved miniatures - and I won't be able to remember where I saw it or even what it was. Thanks, Kev, for the new confusing long term memory.
Kevins wife list:
-Murderous Intent-
Tigole Bittie
1/2 Syllable Name
Marketing Director of AppNana
Its heartwarming to see 4 years later that Kevin is still holding a flame in his heart for Nikki from AppNana
Nikki fom AppNana is his one true love, he will wait forerver for her if he has to. Also, what does "tigole bittie" means? That went over my head.
@pedrovallefin8406 Um... Swap the first letters, then say it aloud.
@@elliotgillum Ah, yeah, i did thought it could be something like that. 😅 Its just that its not what one expect in a Kevin's video, you know? Well, not like it matters, its but one of many stealth memes, one that i happened to not know about (until now).
@@pedrovallefin8406 Honestly I wasn't expecting to see it either so I can understand lol.
@@pedrovallefin8406I think it's because all of the women's sprites have a big chest and not because of Kevin's taste or a dirty joke haha
Ioved how they included Paul Walker as an NPC at the racetrack 😂❤
Has to be the funniest guy playing games in the internet
Jumpscare wife really captures the essence of what drives a Real Estate Agent, If I don't deliver she'll telepathically melt my brain.
18:42 gave me a good old, sharp exhale. I appreciate that Kevin not much makes me happy these days.
Barbie taught me men love horses. Kevin reenforced that knowledge.
Fun fact! Despite being discovered in 1907, the first time we encountered an adult Big fin squid was in 2001!
I love your pfp. I’m proud to have lesbian sharks in the cul-community.
what the
@@riveramnell143 Thank you!! :D
you channel was recommended to me a few days ago, i am loving it
I know this takes so much of your time and you probably want to slow down and not be so active as you are, after already slowing down.. but just know that every time I see you uploaded a new video it brings me and so many others so much joy!!
Man I think this Kevin guy would be really great at the sims, Any of them. He attracts chaos, it'd be perfect
the 100+ videos of kevin playing the sims 2, 3, and 4:
@@jackroyer2038 he could come up with iconic characters and have wacky adventures with them, ahh but only one can dream
It's nice to see Kevin play a game the way Jim intended
The wife walking made me laugh so much I don't know why but it did 😅
this looks like it's from that one dev that made the car sales game you played a while ago
11:50 that "Oh my god" edit caught me so off guard lmaooo
Been watching you since your Machinma “How to Annoy with Kevin” days. Keep doing you, dude!
Slamming into his garage parked with "you've arrived at your destination" got me good
11:30 lovely to see kevin always getting hit by cars in games lol
Me watching Kevin: There’s always a goddam casino
Game: Has cars and allows you to run into the street
Kevin: *At some point will run into the street*
Kevin just wants to inflict the same experiences he went through onto others. What a good guy.
I can guarantee that cevin and Josh have some inspiration one way or another
Or maybe they have the same taste of shity games, its hard to say. Though it wouldnt surprise me if Kevin watched Joshs videos, his brand of chaos look to be right up on Kevins alley.
@@pedrovallefin8406 And also not kevin did a "podcast" sorta deal with him once
Okay the ending got a good laugh out of me
I love when kevin plays bad games. Def the most chaos
These asset flips are fucking hilarious
Day 40 of loving Kevin content and binging the videos from morning 'till night. Just all around a lovely guy, wish you all the best.
you're playing Sims music in the background making me wanna stop playing what i'm playing and go play Sims again lol
I love a fresh Kevin video to fall asleep to
THE CLOSED BRACKET TEXT OMG IM DEAD HAHAHAH
Reminder kevin has somehow consistently made great content
ahhh i love watching kevins vids they bring me joy of mischief and mayham
Thank you Kevin for your videos they always make me smile and laugh no matter how low I feel 🫶🏻
No one can buy an expressive-eyed, crested-neck kevin, we all know he's a priceless treasure🤗
You playing this game proves it is imperative that you collab with Let's Game It Out (pretty please?)
"I got 40 grand in cash" fits the opening to Old Town Road
Shower thought of the day
Yet another cinematic masterpiece from kevin, 2024 will be good
The wife requirements at the beginning were the best part of the video
7:57 accurate description of Warhammer players
0:18 didn't expect that second item on the list! 😂
happy new year kevin!! here’s to more cults and chaos in 2024!!
Game: "You can pet this dog."
Also Game: "You don't have talent for that."
What a lovely day to drive through memorials to real trees.
Kevin, it's passed July 1st, but I'm glad you're still celebrating, I can see it on your face.
hi kevin, thanks for today's upload :) have a great night 💖
this video genuinely made me lol what a great time this is a gem this is just as good as the old times if not better. I wish you good health
Kevin it has come to my attention that you are copying a much more successful youtuber called, do not call me kevin. Please stop stealing his content and likeness
What..?
@@levial_reinyit’s a running joke about Kevin’s other gaming channel
@@bowkatiewowno, it isn’t a joke! This man has been stealing the content of do NOT callmekevin
@@katimillard5924do not call me Kevin is his other channel so it’s a bit of a running gag.
Actually they're identical twins. That's why the other one is called DoNOTCallMeKevin
I love how the little truck at the start has Ferrari wheels
I checked my microwave so many times at 5:32 I have a rock for a brain
Meanwhile in the neighbor's house.."has anyone seen grandpa's bed remote control?"
I miss the old intro where Kevin says hi there friend my name is Kevin. Now he just says hi there friends
Same:(
“Hey there friends!…”
WHO ARE YOU?!?!
Me remembering the good days when it was, “Hey there friends my name is Kevin.”🤣🤣🤣
Kevin, I want to personally thank you for entertaining our family through the holidays. So many delightfully evil vids and many hours of laughter. You are a treasure, lad. Thank you, from all of us in AR, USA. 👏🏼 👏🏼 🙏🏼 😂😂
2:50 Kevin almost rebranding into Call Me Charles
"Call Me Money" has a much better ring, he make a wise choice.
i have been looking through all your rdr 2 videos. i love em. your other content is also so much fun. your rdr 2 content inspired me to start a series on rdr 2 serial killers. keep doing what you are doing. you are so funny. much love
The GLaDOS "Hello" gave me whiplash, thank you.
kevin: try's to breathe game: for that you need talent!
The only talent Kevin has is for breaking games and this one was already broken so theres nothing he can do. What a tragedy.
That ending.....so moving.....so heartwrenching.
I genuinely wouldn't be surprised if Kevin's parents had given him a huge sum of money for his 18th birthday and he'd blown the whole lot on a horse. That he didn't have anywhere to keep and didn't even know how to ride.
12:20 I'd say someone doesn't know how to use string interpolation