Star Trek TNG: Data can win without winning.

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  • Опубліковано 8 лют 2025
  • S02E21

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  • @ALoonwolf
    @ALoonwolf 4 роки тому +6557

    "I used my inability to experience boredom and frustration to defeat the emotional creature."

    • @mirrortoyourweakness9769
      @mirrortoyourweakness9769 4 роки тому +16

      Defeat in your loser minds is different than in sane, good and empathetic minds. You see, you think you somehow gain victory or defeat over your opponent in your #gangstalking tactics. Usually when an honorable normal person has an opponent, it's one on one. If you are thousands against one who didn't even know she was "fighting" against deceit, you'rewhat they would call a loser, LOSER.
      The person with self respect will always know that feeling GOOD for such child like behavior is aberrant. I know you don't know that LOON, that's okay, you're damaged goods. I know you're jealous of our emotion too. Deep, deep inside, you know, YOU KNOW you're broke and that you've been broken somehow.
      That right THERE is what irks you to your depths.

    • @orctrihar
      @orctrihar 3 роки тому +128

      @@mirrortoyourweakness9769
      You writted a lot to say nothing

    • @gabrieldoyen692
      @gabrieldoyen692 3 роки тому +48

      @@mirrortoyourweakness9769
      Good thing you have certainly never been in any conflict. You would have died horribly, screaming how being shot at when you couldn't see your opponents is unfair.

    • @flamingsickle
      @flamingsickle 3 роки тому +37

      @@mirrortoyourweakness9769 Isn’t gang-stalking just a form of paranoia where someone believes they’re being targeted by some massive, pervasive group? Though it’s certainly possible to organize to surveil someone, like the government does to us anyway, an individual feeling like they’re being watched all the time is pretty much never founded. So what on earth does a delusion of being stalked have to do with Data winning a game by changing his own winning conditions?

    • @richardmeunster8743
      @richardmeunster8743 3 роки тому +13

      @@flamingsickle it's a bot isn't it?

  • @splewy
    @splewy 5 років тому +8547

    Imagine the filming of this scene: “Okay the group is gonna cheer while these two guys stare at nothing and wiggle their fingers around”.

    • @jessicaslater4243
      @jessicaslater4243 5 років тому +768

      It makes you wonder, really. Would video game graphics matter in a world where you can walk into a holodeck and play a realistic simulation? Or would games being low-fi and low-res actually be considered more aesthetically pleasing just like retro-stylized games today?

    • @anodosarcade7355
      @anodosarcade7355 5 років тому +195

      Welcome to film making! Imagine green screen actors of today

    • @mmmtm8930
      @mmmtm8930 5 років тому +79

      @@anodosarcade7355 Imagine a future where you don't even need a green screen.

    • @Astronomy_Live
      @Astronomy_Live 5 років тому +147

      @@jessicaslater4243 I think you hit the nail on the head, retro-gaming is a popular phenomenon even today. The mini-NES classic is a perfect example; I still have fun playing Dr. Mario with friends when they come over, in fact I probably play more games on that with friends than I do anything else. 30 years ago when that game came out it would have been unthinkable that someone would prefer to play that with friends when they also have in-home VR with graphics far beyond the wildest dreams of kids in the 80's and 90's.

    • @dlighted8861
      @dlighted8861 5 років тому +7

      Way to focus on the germane.🙄

  • @kevinslater4126
    @kevinslater4126 3 роки тому +4249

    I like the look of actual confusion on Data's face. He legitimately expected the game to last forever.

    • @chrisryan1445
      @chrisryan1445 3 роки тому +247

      That gave Data an unfair advantage due to the fact that he is an android he would be able to continue playing indefinitely, the other player would not!

    • @mackenziebeeney3764
      @mackenziebeeney3764 3 роки тому +43

      Or at least a few more hours.

    • @InfernosReaper
      @InfernosReaper 3 роки тому +224

      @@chrisryan1445 An opponent that can just outlast the opposition isn't common in life, but they exist. The fact that Data's adversary hadn't even considered such a possibility shows just how stagnant his people had become as tacticians.
      That's the probably with going playing games for too long instead of actually doing the thing the game is simulating. Eventually, strategic thought takes a backseat to system mastery. Instead of honing the player's tactical prowess, the mechanical limitations of a game end up stifling it.
      It's kinda funny, really.

    • @Fooq
      @Fooq 3 роки тому +9

      @@InfernosReaper Like tennis.

    • @mistermonologue2442
      @mistermonologue2442 3 роки тому +39

      He probably thought it would continue until Kolrami passed out. Either way...that smug expression on his face as Data stares at his opponent instead of the board(s) is just the bee's knees.

  • @themetalstickman
    @themetalstickman 5 років тому +5432

    And this was how Data learned that griefing is an acceptable gameplay strategy.

    • @RJALEXANDER777
      @RJALEXANDER777 4 роки тому +53

      do do do do doo...doo...do do do do doo...

    • @ThePCguy17
      @ThePCguy17 3 роки тому +210

      Funny thing that, there's games where 'griefing' is basically the only way to meaningfully win. If you don't win in such a perniciously annoying way that your opponent ragequits, the game mechanics allow them to rebuild whatever resources the loss cost them and then come back to fight you into an infinite stalemate.

    • @mr.voidroy6869
      @mr.voidroy6869 3 роки тому +108

      @@ThePCguy17 Ahh yes, The cycle of rust.

    • @ThePCguy17
      @ThePCguy17 3 роки тому +89

      @@mr.voidroy6869 I was thinking of Eve Online actually, but that works too.

    • @Oroshi_the_God_Eater
      @Oroshi_the_God_Eater 3 роки тому +13

      Age of Emprires

  • @spasjt
    @spasjt 11 років тому +5670

    Rage quitting! Still around even in the 24th century.

    • @Zeina107
      @Zeina107 10 років тому +174

      rage quiting will never die lol, well until the sun dies, then its the biggest rage quit of them all, after a super nova lol

    • @inusberard5686
      @inusberard5686 10 років тому +33

      Yup...Monopoly I think was the biggest rage quit game ever am I right?

    • @hdhale2
      @hdhale2 10 років тому +48

      Actually he quit because he was finally able to figure out what Data's strategy was. Thus his comments about Data making a mockery of the game.

    • @spasjt
      @spasjt 10 років тому +25

      hdhale2
      True, yet Data would not make a mistake as an android and eventually he would have found a weakness and exploited it.

    • @HacksignKT
      @HacksignKT 10 років тому +4

      haha.

  • @ColinRichardson
    @ColinRichardson 4 роки тому +3134

    When your goal is not to win, but to stop the other guy from winning, there are many more options available to you.

    • @seeker296
      @seeker296 3 роки тому +34

      God bless the internet

    • @derekbroestler7687
      @derekbroestler7687 3 роки тому +98

      Once one considers epic levels of pettiness as an option, all things are possible..... Because F you that's why.... LMAO!!!

    • @fargeeks
      @fargeeks 3 роки тому +34

      Its simple with checkers
      All you gotta do is mirror your opponents moves

    • @GovernorBroadsideDS
      @GovernorBroadsideDS 3 роки тому +42

      @@fargeeks I'm pretty sure that tactic will only get you so far, as one of the rules of checkers is that capturing is mandatory, so the board may not be symmetrical 10-20 moves deep

    • @deletedTestimony
      @deletedTestimony 3 роки тому +5

      This is how I used to play yu gi oh

  • @Monarchyman1
    @Monarchyman1 5 років тому +3569

    “Lieutenant, it is possible to make no mistakes, and still lose. That is not a malfunction, that is life.” Such wise words to my younger self.

    • @Notawall-plan
      @Notawall-plan 5 років тому +50

      Starfleet captains would be well familiar with that.

    • @CtisGaming
      @CtisGaming 5 років тому +64

      @@Notawall-plan The Kobayashi Maru is a perfect example of that actually.

    • @stampede122
      @stampede122 4 роки тому +21

      Data is a lieutenant commander and can be addressed as a commander

    • @aurumvale9908
      @aurumvale9908 4 роки тому +42

      @@CtisGaming that test is NOT a test. a test implies the possibility of passing it.
      the Kobayashi Maru is a lesson disguised as a test

    • @ElectroNeutrino
      @ElectroNeutrino 4 роки тому +41

      @@aurumvale9908 A test is something which is used to determine a quality or quantity. You can test the strength of a bar by breaking it, you can test to see how far a trebuchet launches a projectile.
      Even the way that you use it, it still doesn't necessarily mean that passing is by success. The Kobayashi Maru isn't a test of competence, it's a test of personal character in the face of a no-win situation. Do they just give up or keep taking that next step until the inevitable happens?

  • @Nejidabest
    @Nejidabest 10 років тому +3910

    "I did not win....I busted him up" LMAO Gosh this is why I love Data

    • @scatlinksean
      @scatlinksean 7 років тому +71

      And he says he doesn't understand humour (at the time, remember he doesn't have his emotion chip yet)

    • @Lightningrod75
      @Lightningrod75 7 років тому +69

      While I'm no expert on the motivations and inner workings of the TV android, he doesn't really have to understand humor to know that people will react to a particular phrase in a particular context.

    • @aydinbiber7616
      @aydinbiber7616 6 років тому +25

      scatlink sean i think he knows what humour is and how it works (he could simply be copying a similar joke). He just doesnt feel it.

    • @ShadowHunter120
      @ShadowHunter120 5 років тому +15

      Busted him out*
      Pretty sure its a poker term for driving your opponents broke.

    • @manualLaborer
      @manualLaborer 5 років тому +5

      I thought this was a TV safe way of saying "I busted his ballz"

  • @n0wheregrrl
    @n0wheregrrl 2 роки тому +812

    So many good lessons from old Trek. Just in this one episode, two come to mind:
    1. It's possible to make no mistakes and still lose.
    2. If you can't win under the current conditions, find a way to change the conditions.

    • @haddy106
      @haddy106 2 роки тому +16

      A tiny bit of new Trek wisdom that also applies to this episode and scene
      If your answer is wrong, recheck your assumptions

    • @nuclearsimian3281
      @nuclearsimian3281 2 роки тому +12

      Also, a corollary to your last point; if you understand what your opponent's objective is, and they want to win, you can change everything, by just refusing to lose. Fight not to lose, and your opponent will never be able to beat you.

    • @garrghhh
      @garrghhh Рік тому +1

      ​​@@SimuLord I believe that's what OP (@n0wheregrrl) was fairly explicitly referencing - exactly what Kirk says about conditions:
      Star Trek II: ua-cam.com/video/j08kI7-T7Vo/v-deo.html
      When I was younger, I found that highly unsatisfying. I felt like I'd been cheated, with that explanation. Now, I know the wisdom of it.
      Ideally, it's rarely necessary to employ that sort of strategy - and, in my experience, with the type of life I've had, this has been the case. But, it's valuable to always have the option tucked away internally, in some explicit and easy to reference (/ call to mind) form. This scene provides one good reference, IMO.

    • @danielmcgillis270
      @danielmcgillis270 Рік тому

      Kobeoshie Morrow.

    • @viewfromthehighchair9391
      @viewfromthehighchair9391 Рік тому

      Interesting perspective and I definitely agree with the first conclusion more than the second as I took that lesson some time ago. What I didn't like watching the clip this time was everybody else's reaction to the result of the game. My immediate gut reaction to all the cheering was "is it still only winning that counts?"
      It would have been better without the big cheer at the end and the second lesson you so smartly pointed out could be the takeaway with the slight alternative that learning from an encounter is better than winning.

  • @schwarzerritter5724
    @schwarzerritter5724 10 років тому +7570

    Only in Star Trek would they use holograms to play a game with Commodore graphics.

    • @FullPlaythroughs
      @FullPlaythroughs 9 років тому +502

      +Schwarzer Ritter
      I can honestly see it happening, look at all the indie 8-bit retro style games that people love to play on their modern systems today.

    • @kutzbill
      @kutzbill 9 років тому +112

      +Schwarzer Ritter That's just funny, as I discovered my old Commodore 64 and my 256 in the garage today. I even had to 5 1/2" floppy disc drive to it!

    • @cookiedoh8882
      @cookiedoh8882 9 років тому +107

      +Schwarzer Ritter That's because TNG was around during the Commodore era. They also did do some realistic CGI during that time, which I thought was pretty impressive for a TV show. Episodes like "Galaxy's Child" had some neat CGI that's still better than some you would see in other shows.

    • @mathewdeering
      @mathewdeering 8 років тому +49

      In actual fact, all of the graphics done, series 1-5 were done using a Commodore Amiga. And the intro sequence for the whole lot.

    • @schwarzerritter5724
      @schwarzerritter5724 8 років тому +62

      ***** You are thinking of Babylon 5. Next Generation used models and camera tricks, for the most part.

  • @W3-productions
    @W3-productions 5 років тому +2714

    "Dormammu, I've come to bargain" - Data, 2365

    • @christiangarvin7351
      @christiangarvin7351 4 роки тому +17

      Love it

    • @fisch37
      @fisch37 4 роки тому +132

      Data would probably phrase it as "Dormamu, I have come to peacefully establish an agreement from which both sides will equally profit."

    • @brucwayn6403
      @brucwayn6403 4 роки тому +5

      Epic and perfect

    • @RogueAlchemist
      @RogueAlchemist 4 роки тому +3

      This guy gets it

    • @swishfish8858
      @swishfish8858 4 роки тому +9

      I have*

  • @Shaderox
    @Shaderox 3 роки тому +1288

    Conterpoint to Data "In the strictest sense i did not win", he changed the game from a battle of wits to a battle of attrition which is a valid way for a drawn out battle to go and on the new conditions he won.

    • @zodarsenal977
      @zodarsenal977 3 роки тому +24

      Sometimes The greatest battles are won by stalemates

    • @Commanderziff
      @Commanderziff 3 роки тому +47

      @@zodarsenal977 It wouldn't be a stalemate forever, his opponent is a biological being that presumably needs food, and sleep. Eventually, he will become too tired to maintain the pace of the contest, and tireless, robotic, Data would overcome him.

    • @pilsung26
      @pilsung26 3 роки тому +14

      @@Commanderziff if I may add/amend. It works for biological creatures in group strategies. See Afghanistan over the decades

    • @headoverheels88
      @headoverheels88 2 роки тому +13

      @@pilsung26 I thought the same thing. They call Afghanistan "The Graveyard of Empires" for a reason. See also Napoleon and Hitler losing their empires in the Russian cold.

    • @Umbra_Nocturnus
      @Umbra_Nocturnus 2 роки тому +32

      This is simply wrong, Data didn't win.
      He busted him up.

  • @FirstLast-cg2nk
    @FirstLast-cg2nk 6 років тому +2933

    In Magic The Gathering, this tactic is applied using the Scheherazade card: It forces the game to be paused so that a game within a game can be played. Play cannot continue until this game is completed. With the rule of a maximum of 4 total copies of a card in a deck, you can have a game within a game within a game within a game within the original game. None of these games have an actual impact on the final results of the game itself. Your win condition is to frustrate your opponent so much that he punches you in the face, forfeiting the match.

    • @ricardobarreras6280
      @ricardobarreras6280 6 років тому +242

      Well, since it is banned, you cannot play with the card anyway.

    • @Merilirem
      @Merilirem 6 років тому +871

      @@ricardobarreras6280 Being banned is a victory for the card.

    • @kabob0077
      @kabob0077 5 років тому +30

      Merilirem It wins either way.

    • @jongilbertson2106
      @jongilbertson2106 5 років тому +44

      So it is like recursion programming

    • @benejeneb
      @benejeneb 5 років тому +42

      Fuckin' NEEERRRRRRDDD! Lol it does sound like a real bitch of a card

  • @jessemoneyhun3621
    @jessemoneyhun3621 4 роки тому +645

    Both actors deserve awards for this scene.
    Also the end is so cute. "I've made all the humans happy! I must remember this for later if I need to increase crew morale."

    • @romarqable
      @romarqable 2 роки тому +15

      And the lesson he learns is to push Dr Crusher into the ocean.

    • @oddish4352
      @oddish4352 2 роки тому +11

      @@romarqable To put it simply, that WAS funny. At least, everyone in the theater thought so.

    • @TubeTAG
      @TubeTAG 2 роки тому +17

      "Okay, Brent, Roy, you're gonna sit in the chair and we're gonna put these little things on your fingers. You're gonna twitch 'm around and make faces for a while. Everybody else, pretend this is a really exciting game and yell and scream. Remember, stare here, at the top of this empty table. That's where we'll put some kind of random spinny image or whatever in, in post. Alright, ready.... Action!"

    • @stagdragon3978
      @stagdragon3978 2 роки тому +6

      @StormTAG this is the other reason why star trek tng was the best just real enough to keep your interest. Just fake enough to get a laugh on second glance.

    • @ghost7524
      @ghost7524 Рік тому +1

      ​@@romarqable😂

  • @bryanalexander7571
    @bryanalexander7571 3 роки тому +187

    "Okay, here's my strategy; you will eventually fall asleep. I won't. I win"

  • @carloak9
    @carloak9 11 років тому +2799

    This is actually correct strategy. If you cannot win, then endeavor not to lose. If that means a stalemate or a draw, then fine. That's better than losing.

    • @sc0pl355
      @sc0pl355 10 років тому +253

      Oh yeah, one time me and a buddy were playing team slayer Halo 3, against a couple players that were much better, on Contruct. They were kicking our rears incredibly bad on the upper levels by ganking us from behind. They clearly knew the map. After a while of that, I came up with a plan to camp on the bottom level in front of the lift. That way, they can't outflank us, they basically have to come at us head on. It worked! We came all the way back from only a couple kills to a stalemate. When the match timed out, they were so pissed!

    • @StormTiberius
      @StormTiberius 10 років тому +169

      Well considering Data wont get tired he could go on indefinetly until his opponent would tire and make mistake(s), so he would have won either way with stalemate strategy.

    • @inusberard5686
      @inusberard5686 10 років тому +82

      sc0pl355
      I did that kind of thing in Unreal Tournament. On guy worked on the "Shark" style. He knew where everything was, how long it took to for it to respawn and the most effective route to get to it. It was working great for him until he came around the corner and got killed by my sniping him. I actually heard him say into the network headphones at the college tournament, "What the hell?! Who just shot me!"

    • @sc0pl355
      @sc0pl355 10 років тому +4

      ***** Wonderful!

    • @inusberard5848
      @inusberard5848 7 років тому +50

      carloak9 The rule of acquisition 300 -- If you can't win make sure they can't either.

  • @UltimateEnd0
    @UltimateEnd0 5 років тому +454

    Data:"Why did you quit playing?" Kolrami: "I was going to have an epileptic fit you nitwit."

    • @ronniejdio9411
      @ronniejdio9411 5 років тому +13

      If you have an epileptic fit
      You lose

    • @ColtMcCoy28
      @ColtMcCoy28 4 роки тому

      Actually made me laugh 😆

  • @KingChronoss
    @KingChronoss 3 роки тому +241

    "I busted him up"
    -Deep Blue after beating Kasparov in 1997.

    • @mfeltes
      @mfeltes 3 роки тому +2

      This is the thing, I don't follow competitive high-level chess very much - I kind of know who Magnus Carlsen is, but not well enough to spell his name without looking it up :D - but I've always understood that draws are much more common than any other outcome. Is that still accurate?

    • @KingChronoss
      @KingChronoss 3 роки тому +9

      @@mfeltes The higher level you go, the more common stalemates are (with the highest echelons being about 85-90%). In normal club level intermediate play, they're more rare at around 25%. I'm a mid tier player (1600 elo) and don't draw anywhere near as often as grandmasters.

    • @InfernosReaper
      @InfernosReaper 3 роки тому +6

      @@KingChronoss That's because of the mechanical limitations of the game. To the uninitiated and novice players, the game seems like it has a lot more viable move options and strategies than it really does in practice.
      Once I finally grasped the nature and limitations of chess, I kinda stopped playing. Picked up tabletop RPGs instead.

    • @yaddle92
      @yaddle92 3 роки тому +7

      @@KingChronoss COmpletely correct otherwise, but please change the word "stalemates" to "draws". =D A stalemate is a specific condition in chess that results in a draw but it isn't the only one.

    • @cjandauntieyaya1446
      @cjandauntieyaya1446 2 роки тому +5

      No, Deep Blue was being programmed DURING the chess game. So in effect, Kasparov was playing chess against all the programmers running Deep Blue.

  • @ura4321
    @ura4321 7 років тому +3122

    Dr. Strange used this same strategy. "No, I can't win, but I can lose over, and over, and over. Which makes you my prisoner."

    • @Antyvas
      @Antyvas 6 років тому +14

      @@DrownedInExile Illusion Man Bad!

    • @raymondu99
      @raymondu99 6 років тому +49

      Kolrami, I’ve come to bargain!

    • @Antyvas
      @Antyvas 5 років тому +8

      @@marionamewontwork2681 You tire of winning? Vote for me!

    • @TheChoujinVirus
      @TheChoujinVirus 5 років тому +36

      NO! STOP! MAKE. THIS. STOP! SET ME FREE!!!

    • @prismmind6219
      @prismmind6219 5 років тому +28

      I think thats called saving your game moments before death in skyrim

  • @WillRennar
    @WillRennar 10 років тому +2974

    If you can't win, make sure the other guy doesn't win either.

    • @trymetal95
      @trymetal95 9 років тому +100

      ***** that should be a rule of acquisition

    • @ufodeath
      @ufodeath 9 років тому +36

      dissatisfiedgamer Oh yes Rule of Acquisition 300+!

    • @inusberard5848
      @inusberard5848 7 років тому +40

      Sokami Mashibe Rule of Acquisition #301 -- "If you're going down, take them down with you."

    • @Supremax67
      @Supremax67 7 років тому +41

      Whenever I was about to lose at Monopoly, I would take down the guy in the #1 spot by selling all my properties for $1 to the guy in the #2 spot.

    • @Lukas-Trnka
      @Lukas-Trnka 7 років тому +33

      It shouldn't be a Rule of Acquisition. It doesn't lead to profit. It leads only to personal revenge and Ferengi have not much understanding for such revenge. Just remember DaiMon Bok.
      Such rule would more likely say: If you cannot win, retreat and try to win somewhere else.

  • @DevinDTV
    @DevinDTV 3 роки тому +452

    imagine being so good at a game that an Android has to invent a novel strategy just to stalemate you

    • @HariSeldon913
      @HariSeldon913 Рік тому +10

      The thing is, if Colrami was even half as good as he was supposed to be, he should have figured out what Data was doing and adapted his strategy.

    • @henryam503
      @henryam503 Рік тому +19

      @@HariSeldon913 It's possible that Data's strategy of playing for stalemate just isn't beatable, or isn't beatable in a timescale reasonable for playing a game

    • @gabrielreed8039
      @gabrielreed8039 Рік тому +9

      ​@@HariSeldon913not necessarily, it's a lot harder to beat someone who is playing to draw the game than to beat someone who is also trying to win. If I'm trying to win, I'm limited in my options and have to think long term, but if I'm just playing to draw and counter moves, I've a lot more options to choose from, as I could pretty much make any move so long as I don't cede an advantage. Plus, if I'm trying to win, I need to carry out my own plan while simultaneously shutting down the opponents.

    • @lopiklop
      @lopiklop Рік тому

      I don't think that's what it was, if he was so good he would have just won it the way they win it.

    • @bastobasto4866
      @bastobasto4866 Місяць тому

      @@gabrielreed8039 Depends on the game, no?

  • @sam_barris
    @sam_barris 5 років тому +537

    Like Kirk once did, Data changed the conditions of the test. :-D

    • @SM_zzz
      @SM_zzz 4 роки тому +1

      Nice

    • @TheSpiderByte
      @TheSpiderByte 3 роки тому +14

      Not exactly: the game itself remained the same, Data simply changed his goal, and his play style to match.

    • @yama123numbercauseytdemand4
      @yama123numbercauseytdemand4 3 роки тому +30

      @@TheSpiderByte So more like Nog who, in his third or fourth try at the KobayashimaruTest, just started to negotiate with the Romulans until he crashed the testprogram because it couldn't keep up with all entanglements of the negotiation. He solved the test like a Ferengi would, not like a standard Starfleet officer. Then again, Nog is not just any Starfleet officer.

    • @mr6johnclark
      @mr6johnclark 3 роки тому +23

      @@yama123numbercauseytdemand4 Bascially he talked the program to death.
      I'd love to read that book.

    • @oddish4352
      @oddish4352 Місяць тому

      Kirk changed the rules. Data played to his strengths.

  • @theminisimmer
    @theminisimmer 6 років тому +192

    "In the strictest sense I did not win... I busted him up." Wow whoever thought Data was that much of a savage? 😂

    • @HariSeldon913
      @HariSeldon913 3 роки тому +17

      In the strictest sense, Data won by concession. You quit, you lose.

    • @tomdumb6937
      @tomdumb6937 2 роки тому +11

      Pulaski earlier told data to "bust him up"

    • @daddystu7046
      @daddystu7046 2 роки тому +2

      @@tomdumb6937 and he took part in some of those 20thC holodeck detective fantasies with Mon Capitain.

  • @optillian4182
    @optillian4182 4 роки тому +135

    Imagine being one of the extras and you have to hold back your laughter as the actors wave their fingers at eachother.

    • @kentvesser9484
      @kentvesser9484 3 роки тому +12

      While the director is likely yelling the equivalent of "I need more cowbell" by yelling "more finger wiggling."

  • @MarcellusGrey
    @MarcellusGrey 9 років тому +224

    “Sometimes the only option is to raise the stakes, to throw yourself the other way, to force your opponent further down the path they've chosen, further than they might want to go.” - Mark Lawrence

    • @inusberard3112
      @inusberard3112 7 років тому +16

      "If you're not going to win, make sure they can't either." -- Inus' Law of Screwing Over the Opponent. :-D

    • @Woshibairen
      @Woshibairen 7 років тому +1

      That's kinda what I do if I'm trying to get something that someone else has. I pull my way then push it toward them and they lose grip because they don't expect it.

    • @danlorett2184
      @danlorett2184 4 роки тому +1

      Or as Uncle Ricky once said "Never let nobody get one up on you"

  • @dbadaddy7386
    @dbadaddy7386 4 роки тому +58

    I had a coworker who played Magic the Gathering and was a bad winner, much less loser. When she won, which was most of the time, she was in your face about it. She could certainly afford to dump a lot more money into cards than I could. So, I developed the "bet I can last longer than you deck" based on this. She liked to build up a lot of power and use huge monsters to attack. I stocked up on protections and little creatures to block. I played not to lose instead of to win, dragging the game out as long as possible. I knew that I would lose in the long run, but that wasn't my coworker's style. During the second game with that deck, she figured out what I was doing. She kicked the table over and threw me out, and wouldn't talk to me at work anymore. I won.

    • @RetroJack
      @RetroJack 11 місяців тому +6

      Was her name Karen?

    • @rootabeta9015
      @rootabeta9015 Місяць тому +5

      You didn't win.
      You busted her up.

    • @asmith8692
      @asmith8692 Місяць тому +3

      I had a similar male coworker who built a white deck with immunity to all colors. He didn't have immunity to artifacts though, so I built an artifact heavy deck to grief him.

  • @Xylarxcode
    @Xylarxcode 3 роки тому +668

    In any game I've ever played, if you manage to cause the other guy to walk away from the game in a fit of rage, you still win. If you didn't break any rules to do so and the other guy ragequits, any judge worth their salt will declare you the winner. Nothing strictest sense about it. That's just how games work.

    • @holdenrobbins852
      @holdenrobbins852 3 роки тому +14

      aka forfeit

    • @scorpiusbalthazar4327
      @scorpiusbalthazar4327 3 роки тому +14

      He didn't "quit" the game, he suspended it. The game in essence is paused and able to be continued at any time they want.

    • @scorpiusbalthazar4327
      @scorpiusbalthazar4327 3 роки тому +17

      So is no one going to mention how Data lost the first match within 10 seconds and had to play for a tie in order to get any kind of victory with the rematch?

    • @Umbra_Nocturnus
      @Umbra_Nocturnus 2 роки тому +16

      Depending on your strategy though, you might get in trouble for something along the lines of "wasting time". Like those guys that brought a a deck of 3000 or somethig cards to a MtG tournament to prove their point about the need for an official maximum deck size.

    • @lorigulfnoldor2162
      @lorigulfnoldor2162 2 роки тому +1

      It is not true, but, eh, sure, why not, who cares, it's just games, no one gives a sh!t what is true in such statements.

  • @TheOneTain
    @TheOneTain 10 років тому +539

    "Strange game. The only winning move is...not to play." - Wargames

    • @inusberard5686
      @inusberard5686 10 років тому +26

      ~applauds~ VERY nice reference for this episode. Kudos to you.

    • @kabob0077
      @kabob0077 5 років тому +1

      Shadus Tain Time to play the game inspired by that one... Defcon!

    • @piotrd.4850
      @piotrd.4850 5 років тому +10

      @@inusberard5686 @Shadus Tain - fun part is, that REAL AI in REAL LIFE did this in playing tetris. Paused the game when it realized defeat is inevitable.

    • @sosomadman
      @sosomadman 5 років тому +4

      How about a nice game of chess

    • @BuddhistProdigy
      @BuddhistProdigy 5 років тому +3

      How about a nice game of chess?

  • @NeilSonOfNorbert
    @NeilSonOfNorbert 10 років тому +708

    essentially he changed it from a game of strategy and speed to a game of strategy endurance, and no one can endure like Data.

    • @Djarra
      @Djarra 10 років тому +46

      add that endurance to his functionality and you can see why he was such a hit with the ladies.

    • @inusberard5686
      @inusberard5686 10 років тому +40

      Djarra
      That and he was "fully functional". lol

    • @teufeldritch
      @teufeldritch 10 років тому +28

      Inus Berard
      He is after all "..programmed in multiple techniques. A broad variety of... pleasuring."

    • @Antyvas
      @Antyvas 6 років тому +4

      Once you go tech, you never go back.

    • @hyperhektor7733
      @hyperhektor7733 5 років тому +5

      he trained with the fleshlight stamina unit STU

  • @304Kid
    @304Kid 4 роки тому +64

    Data's idea "I don't have to win, I just need to do well enough to not lose".

  • @ZeeZeeBun
    @ZeeZeeBun 7 років тому +687

    It occurs to me.... theoretically Data COULD win conventionally this way... It's simply a matter of timing..
    He has one HUGE advantage over Kolrami, he'll never tire... ever.. he literally has infinite patience and could keep playing against an organic opponent until they died of old age..
    Kolrami on the other hand is flesh and blood, he was becoming visibly frustrated and fatigued.. That will lead to one outcome, he'll start making mistakes in rapid succession..
    Data merely has to wait until he's totally exhausted his opponent, then simply flip from going for a balance to going in for the kill when his adversaries concentration is completely shot and has no hope of keeping up with him even at Kolrami's skill level.

    • @johnlavery3433
      @johnlavery3433 6 років тому +64

      What he could do if kolrami didn’t rage quite was just to wait until his fingers tired, that games seems to require fast fingers, if they slow, data could use his faster fingers to win

    • @danielhaire6677
      @danielhaire6677 5 років тому +88

      Kolrami's physical weakness compared to Data aside, he did seem to have the major weakness of ego. And once that starts getting bruised, I agree that he would start making more little mistakes or a few major ones. And to quote Napoleon "Never interrupt an enemy when he's making a mistake."

    • @DoctorWhyDesigns
      @DoctorWhyDesigns 5 років тому +35

      It's like a war of attrition. Data has greater resources than Kolrami, and therefore won by simply outlasting him.

    • @Krahazik
      @Krahazik 5 років тому +19

      If feasable, classic strategy if openent skills are equivalent enough that the outcome can go either way, outlast until one oppoent tires or gets mad enough to start making mistakes. Then you push for victory.

    • @TheAtkey
      @TheAtkey 4 роки тому +25

      While Data wouldn't tire he would have to stop playing when he goes on duty(though if Data would have beforehand told Picard of this plan the captain may have excused him from his shift)
      This does remind me of the line from Top Gun when Goose is explaining why Val Kilmar's character is named Iceman, "That's the way he flies, ice-cold, no mistakes. Just wears you down. You get bored, frustrated, do something stupid, and he's got you."

  • @nitpicker9406
    @nitpicker9406 8 років тому +2325

    Data invented video game griefing

    • @hagamapama
      @hagamapama 8 років тому +84

      That smirk. That "I got you where I want you and we both know it" smirk. Kolrami TRIGGERED.

    • @ihaveacar
      @ihaveacar 7 років тому +72

      He invented video game griefing like 600 years in the future? What the fuck you talking about?

    • @TheEndKing
      @TheEndKing 6 років тому +71

      No, he invented it in 1989.

    • @jeremybk54
      @jeremybk54 6 років тому +2

      time travel?

    • @MikePhantom
      @MikePhantom 6 років тому +44

      the show was in 1989-.- and video game griefing was not much of a thing at the time, heck it was only very shortly before the SNES while the nes has only build the foundation of modern gaming after the video game crash

  • @MikeDixieWrecked
    @MikeDixieWrecked 3 роки тому +78

    Data made him Rage Quit like Low Tier God.

  • @jrreedve2825
    @jrreedve2825 6 років тому +247

    The filmmaker in me realizes the actors are just randomly wiggling their fingers, however the fanboy in me knows that other fan boys have appointed actual strategic movements to those random flailing flanges

    • @jrreedve2825
      @jrreedve2825 6 років тому +2

      MrMcCoGo ?

    • @kreigguardsman3355
      @kreigguardsman3355 3 роки тому +3

      Wait really im really intrrested to know how this game is played

    • @sagacious03
      @sagacious03 3 роки тому +2

      @@kreigguardsman3355 If there's documented strategy, I wanna know about this.

    • @kreigguardsman3355
      @kreigguardsman3355 3 роки тому +2

      @@sagacious03 same

    • @trenthawkins
      @trenthawkins 3 роки тому +7

      Like the teleporter in Galaxy Quest - Fred the actor was probably just doing mostly random shit with the controls in-front of him, and then the Thermians somehow made a working teleporter from that... but it only worked if used in the exact way Fred did it on the "historical records", so it ended being more art than science.

  • @ClassicalCentral
    @ClassicalCentral 10 років тому +780

    For someone trying to play an emotionless android, you can tell that Brent Spiner was trying really hard not to smile during that last shot of him :P love the series, and love Data!

    • @unanontutor4130
      @unanontutor4130 10 років тому +70

      I'm sure if he weren't supposed to smile, they'd cut and reshoot the footage.

    • @ClassicalCentral
      @ClassicalCentral 10 років тому +28

      Season II was marred by severe budget overruns. If someone did see it (and we should also assume the possibility that it just missed their attention), it might have cost more money to reshoot. The budget also explains why "Shades of Grey" was such a huge clip show; it was an effort to save money.

    • @unanontutor4130
      @unanontutor4130 10 років тому +17

      MysticDestroyer13 Actually, it'd probably cost 1.4 dollars more to reshoot. This entire video is divided up into different shots, the last one where he smiles is one separate shot. On a set for a television show, the devices are made such that one can easily reshoot footage, and the actors are prepared for this.

    • @ClassicalCentral
      @ClassicalCentral 10 років тому +6

      True enough. My initial assumption was just that his smile got past the director. Still doesn't change the fact that this is an awesome scene!

    • @Keihryon
      @Keihryon 7 років тому +68

      What? He was smirking throughout most of the scenes of him playing the game too. He's always smirked. People assume Data had no emotions, even Data himself. But, he did. You see it throughout the series.

  • @ChromiumRanger
    @ChromiumRanger 3 роки тому +72

    This, THIS is why Data is one of my favorite Star Trek characters.

    • @daddystu7046
      @daddystu7046 2 роки тому +4

      Would these new pretend Trek shows ever flesh out an android character the way Data has been? A pet cat, a homicidal brother, girlfriends etc.

    • @SM-si2ui
      @SM-si2ui Рік тому

      @@daddystu7046 I honestly don't know. Would they be able to allow for this growth, with the Seasons so short? 10 Episodes just isn't enough. What would they do with a new "Data" is they reboot "TNG" sometime in the future?

    • @daddystu7046
      @daddystu7046 Рік тому

      @@SM-si2ui No, I don't think they can anymore. Series length as you say dont permit it and I don't think the attention span is there any longer for such character arcs. What we get now are hollow, shallow, shells of characters. Not just trek but almost across the board :(

  • @pop5678eye
    @pop5678eye 6 років тому +232

    The tactic to deny a win to the other side, without advancing in turn has won many critical battles in history.

    • @CharlesHepburn2
      @CharlesHepburn2 3 роки тому +3

      Since this comment was made 2 years ago, I'm guessing you had no idea about the Orange Loser King and his MAGA morons.

    • @Mildly_Dead
      @Mildly_Dead 3 роки тому +38

      @@CharlesHepburn2 Go away no one want's you political zealots here.

    • @omni42
      @omni42 3 роки тому +14

      @@CharlesHepburn2 The problem is to employ this stratagem you have to be able to maintain a stalemate. Drinking their own Koolaid, clearly the election deniers thought they could maintain that stalemate either through force on the 6th or through court pressure. But if the opponent is moving on to the next stage without you, the strategy has failed.
      Data essentially described Fabian tactics here. Which worked up until Rome overturned the stalemate due to political pressure. So it's an interesting comparison.

    • @CharlesHepburn2
      @CharlesHepburn2 3 роки тому +1

      @@Mildly_Dead guess you don’t like the principal of free speech?

    • @Mildly_Dead
      @Mildly_Dead 3 роки тому +18

      @@CharlesHepburn2 1. I'm not telling you to shut up, I'm telling you to fuck off. 2.You are in the house of a private company there is no free speech here whatever they say goes.

  • @cometastral
    @cometastral 5 років тому +99

    Imagine filming that. Two dudes sitting opposite of an empty table shaking their fingers with caps on them.

    • @Bolshoi333
      @Bolshoi333 5 років тому +14

      This franchise has had people stumble around a flat stage since its inception. I think they're used to it.

    • @Krahazik
      @Krahazik 5 років тому +6

      @@Bolshoi333 The industry in general, especially when it comes to science fiction/futuristic based shows

    • @DanDubinsky
      @DanDubinsky 3 роки тому +6

      When anything attacks the bridge the cast is like, "On the count of three, everyone lean to the left!"

    • @daddystu7046
      @daddystu7046 2 роки тому +1

      Yet they created a memorable scene which will live in the memory until the memory lives no more.

  • @sonicguyver7445
    @sonicguyver7445 3 роки тому +207

    Winning by making the other guy rage quit is the sweetest victory of all.

    • @seekingabsolution1907
      @seekingabsolution1907 2 роки тому +2

      If I'm just plainly out matched by an opponent to the point of not enjoying the game itself, I just message them and ask them to leave so I can go find someone closer to my skill level, because one sided matches get boring really quickly and since gaming time is leisure time and I want to spend my leisure time doing something I enjoy, it would be irrational to keep playing with someone I don't enjoy playing against.

    • @willvgo2950
      @willvgo2950 2 роки тому +5

      I was playing a scifi tactical hexmap game. My opponent went for a brute force build against my faster & more maneuverable force. I used my speed & long range weapons to wear him down... very, very slowly. After several hours (not an exaggeration) of him being unable to chase me down, he rage quit because I refused to dive into a woodchipper and give him a victory.

    • @nikolaigogleo7507
      @nikolaigogleo7507 2 роки тому +1

      @@seekingabsolution1907it’s unfortunate that the majority of gamers don’t work like that. It’d be nice to have players actively seeking out players on their skill level but typically the culture around games is that if you’re good at a game then you will be placed in games where you will win against lower level players. And that’s what most gamers want is to be able to kill lower level players. It bottlenecks the culture into a realm of toxicity.

    • @mrparkerdan
      @mrparkerdan Рік тому +2

      That’s how the Vietnam War ended

    • @Kspice9000
      @Kspice9000 Рік тому

      Nah more like to big a loser to actually play the game.
      Doesn't make you winner just makes you troll with worse sportsman ship then the rage quitter.

  • @Techn9cian123
    @Techn9cian123 4 роки тому +31

    I’m so glad I started watching TNG. It’s so well written and I love the happy optimistic view of the future.

  • @FoxFireFool
    @FoxFireFool 4 роки тому +75

    love how this episode comes in the same season as measure of a man, where data has trouble realizing the human element to a game, and by episode 21, he plays a game with the purpose not to succeed, but basically troll his opponent and taunt him using only the gameplay itself

    • @scorpiusbalthazar4327
      @scorpiusbalthazar4327 3 роки тому +1

      So this is from the 21st episode? I hope so because I've been watching the second season and haven't seen that moment yet and the next episode is 21.

    • @tomdumb6937
      @tomdumb6937 2 роки тому

      Pulaski schooled him like nobody else

    • @yagsyags5694
      @yagsyags5694 11 місяців тому

      @@tomdumb6937I always thought Dr. Pulaski was an underrated character. I liked Dr. Crusher, but Pulaski trolling Data was a worthwhile ongoing storyline.

  • @j.d.4055
    @j.d.4055 3 роки тому +256

    An interesting observation, given that Data does not sleep or experience any symptoms that fatigue brings, such as blurry vision or loss of cognitive functions, he is essentially always at his best. Colrami's only strategic strength would be to end the game as quickly as he possibly could. Prolonging the game for him would eventually tire him out and causing him to eventually start making mistakes. Data has no such weakness. Data would only need to use the strategy he was using long enough to wait for Colrami to start making those mistakes. Thus making Data's win inevitable. Chances are Colrami never prepared himself to counter a strategy like Data's. He probably used the same tactics every time he played, never actually changing up his strategy. Take away Colrami's ability to end the game quickly and anyone can eventually beat him. Then there is the strategy of intentionally losing to learn how your opponent plays the game. Thus learning how to beat them every other time you play. Which is a troll in and of itself.

    • @voluntarism335
      @voluntarism335 2 роки тому

      Data in reality would never lose he would take the shortest route to victory and would have a 100% win rate over any organic lifeform

    • @keaton718
      @keaton718 2 роки тому +12

      C'mon, Data malfunctions every second episode.

    • @SubduedRadical
      @SubduedRadical 2 роки тому +9

      Sorta. Though as Data asks the question "Why have you suspended the game?" at the end, apparently a pause/time-out (bathroom breaks, etc) must be allowed in some way in the rules. So in theory, they could have the game go on for months or even years with pauses for sleep/work/eating/bio breaks, etc.

    • @ultimaterecoil1136
      @ultimaterecoil1136 2 роки тому +13

      @@SubduedRadical then the game wins when data is the only competitor left alive. As a mechanical being he can be maintained much longer then a biological one

    • @Sly-Moose
      @Sly-Moose 2 роки тому +4

      Data was intentionally not allowing himself to win tho, going for options that would only prolong the game. In this sense, it was a long torture session until the other person snapped.

  • @PulloffPrime
    @PulloffPrime 4 роки тому +64

    Data: "These are not spirit fingers. THESE, are spirit fingers..."

  • @brendan9734
    @brendan9734 5 років тому +125

    When your little brother starts to get as good at Smash as you are

    • @razorransom1795
      @razorransom1795 4 роки тому

      Or robopit and 2x bros 😩' They took my weapon choices and improved on the techniques. Although, I do suck on joystick and switching fast on keys, I'm decent on clicking and pushing button spamming. Sigh, its our game preferences issue, totally opposite except for a few overlaps in tastes.

  • @gamersresidence6040
    @gamersresidence6040 3 роки тому +58

    My dear friends.
    It is the year 2021. It is never too late to start Star Trek from the beginning, aye?

    • @davidchurchill1531
      @davidchurchill1531 2 роки тому +9

      I'm on my fifth viewing of Deep Space Nine since 2010

    • @juanmajmt
      @juanmajmt 2 роки тому +2

      8 months late (plenty of time for you to have finished TNG, damn, all Star Trek actually), but it's never too late.

    • @scottianson5133
      @scottianson5133 2 роки тому +1

      @@davidchurchill1531 I'm on my fourth of TNG. I've seen all the other series at least once.

    • @sreyarao801
      @sreyarao801 2 роки тому

      I watched TNG for the first time in 2020 and DS9 for the first time in 2021 - loved them both! On to Voyager in 2022!

    • @juanmajmt
      @juanmajmt 2 роки тому

      @@sreyarao801 out of the three, voy is the least... fun. Still, way better than the latest shows we got anyway.

  • @feldspardelta21
    @feldspardelta21 4 роки тому +35

    this is the single most Sitcom-y scene in all of TNG. its fantastic. Its like watching saved by the bell.
    if thats what the director was going for then kudos cause its fantastic.

  • @superactiontank
    @superactiontank 8 років тому +386

    This is the first recorded rage quit that i know of.

    • @0Fyrebrand0
      @0Fyrebrand0 7 років тому +37

      But doesn't this take place in the distant future?
      First recorded ragequit is when God tells Adam and Eve they can't eat his fruit, but they eat it anyway and he loses his shit and gives up on humanity.

    • @ablestmage
      @ablestmage 6 років тому +21

      He didn't give up on Adam & Eve, merely altered the nature of their environment, leveling them up, in a sense, where you are responsible for more things than before.

    • @cruallassar7428
      @cruallassar7428 6 років тому +11

      I must say, I love that difference in perspective...

    • @0Fyrebrand0
      @0Fyrebrand0 5 років тому +14

      @@ablestmage Hmm, so it is more like Adam and Eve completed the "tutorial" starting zone? I'm still calling it now, God ends up being the final boss...

    • @MetalSmasherGaming
      @MetalSmasherGaming 5 років тому +5

      Data wins! Quitality!

  • @jonathansoko1085
    @jonathansoko1085 3 роки тому +27

    The moment in life that i was sure i was a nerd... like a real one and that there was no turning back was when data said "i busted him up" and 2 tears came down my cheek. Ah well it was a nice run being a gangsta.

  • @bemasaberwyn55
    @bemasaberwyn55 8 років тому +241

    You gotta love how smug Data is at Kholramui's frustration

    • @bemasaberwyn55
      @bemasaberwyn55 8 років тому +1

      I had a brain fart in the spelling

    • @EnvisionerWill
      @EnvisionerWill 8 років тому +13

      By definition, he is not being smug, as he lacks the capacity for that emotion. Certainly, his emotionless behavior tends to be *mistaken* for smugness quite easily, however. The price he pays for being a factually superior being.

    • @Skwisgar2322
      @Skwisgar2322 7 років тому +9

      He is not supposed to have emotion, but there are many times in the show when he displays emotion. the hand-waving explanation is that he is mimicking what he sees others do, the truth is the character would have been drool with truly no emotion.

    • @Merilirem
      @Merilirem 6 років тому +2

      @@Skwisgar2322 The character always had subtle emotion. It was a big theme of the show that you could see it in him. It was not like everyone else but it was there.
      Its one of those "proving sentience" kind of things. Prove he lacks emotions. Evidence implied he had something but all they knew said he shouldn't. Clearly one of those things is wrong and neither is infallible.

    • @Blendercage
      @Blendercage 5 років тому

      Actually he was satisfied that he wasn’t broken. He thought something was wrong with himself when he lost the first match. In this shot, he realized he was still superior.
      The character is neurotic, which is strange for an android.

  • @PrinceSilvermane
    @PrinceSilvermane 9 років тому +227

    Technically he could win using this strategy simply by outlasting his opponent. Being a machine has certain advantages. Since he doesn't get tired, he could simply wait until his opponent gets tired and begins to make more and more mistakes.

    • @MRJCMiller
      @MRJCMiller 8 років тому +9

      +Kidou "Playing to your strengths". :P

    • @Beas7ie-y2e
      @Beas7ie-y2e 7 років тому +25

      He also doesn't need to eat, drink, or use the bathroom. That can also be a huge advantage.

    • @naverilllang
      @naverilllang 6 років тому +71

      I would argue that a draw was never declared. He just up and quit. I would call that a forfeit, not a draw.
      So data did win

    • @Rorschachqp
      @Rorschachqp 5 років тому

      They call him...the Iceman.

    • @spiderjump
      @spiderjump 5 років тому

      Prince Silvermane every game should have a time limit

  • @austinschwartz7424
    @austinschwartz7424 4 роки тому +26

    Rule of acquisition 184: A Ferengi waits to bid until his opponents have exhausted themselves.

  • @BenHughes81
    @BenHughes81 10 років тому +73

    0:36 That smirk on Data's face.

  • @ZarPof
    @ZarPof 8 років тому +169

    I've have used this strategy to win many things in my life thanks to this episode. Everyone always assumes you will try and win. If you stop trying to win and just prolong the game your opponent will oddly leave themselves open which often allows you to win. Works well in a lot of card games.

    • @marcweeks9178
      @marcweeks9178 8 років тому +8

      I played Rummy once against my sister, and I decided to put down anything I could as soon as I got it. No strategy other than that. In other words, my success was based on the dealt cards and not a "winning" strategy. I was the first one to 500 points. Never played cards again after that.

    • @robertlangmaack7589
      @robertlangmaack7589 8 років тому +13

      I beat my college roomies playing poker one time the same way - never trying to bluff ('cause I'm not good at that), always folding when I had nothing...eventually I only changed my tactics because we weren't playing for money and my 'turtling' was frustrating them. I was in second place at the time out of five. :3

    • @inusberard5848
      @inusberard5848 7 років тому +12

      Robert Langmaack Turtling is a great strategy if you can't make an attack. Half the time in poker I mess with their heads with my bluffs. Heck I had a friend who had a full house, I bluffed him and I was holding a pair of fours.

    • @jakubmike5657
      @jakubmike5657 6 років тому +10

      There was a guy I played age of empires with. He would turtle endlessly using trebuchet to defend himself. He would prolong the game up to four hours untill I finally said f it and surrendered.

    • @meatgrinder181
      @meatgrinder181 6 років тому +3

      @Jakub Mike the legend of fatslob?

  • @vulpinesoul
    @vulpinesoul 4 роки тому +13

    I love Brent Spiner as Data. So much emotion yet the character can't outwardly show it. That is ACTING!

  • @Maupin001
    @Maupin001 8 років тому +109

    Playing to block is a perfectly respectable victory strategy.

    • @SweetChuckPi
      @SweetChuckPi 5 років тому +6

      "It's a legitimate strategy!"

    • @Notawall-plan
      @Notawall-plan 5 років тому +1

      @Stocks and Huskies Or Fabian.

    • @KRAFTWERK2K6
      @KRAFTWERK2K6 4 роки тому +3

      Chess in a nutshell

    • @TokyoXtreme
      @TokyoXtreme 4 роки тому +2

      I'd like to see Data pull somebody's arms off. Then we'll see if anyone then decides to not worry about upsetting an android.

    • @mirrortoyourweakness9769
      @mirrortoyourweakness9769 4 роки тому

      Yes, I can see that. With opponents playing one on one. I don't know HOW one could ever accept their "win" as a "victory" when someone is outnumbered and doesn't even know they are playing a game. No, THAT would be called bullying, lying, deceiving, cheating... Losers. :)

  • @tomsmyth421
    @tomsmyth421 4 роки тому +203

    Watching this against the backdrop of the new “Picard” series. It is sad that shows like this are gone.

    • @Furzkampfbomber
      @Furzkampfbomber 4 роки тому +57

      *TNG:* _"There are... FOUR... lights!"_
      .
      *ST: Picard:* _"I apologize for those disgusting lights that are so exemplary for the patriarchy the Federation is, light shining brutally into peoples eyes; blinding them so they can't see the truth! It is about time we hand the whole show over to the females of the Federation and to them brave enslaved androids! Also, I, Picard, are afraid of the lights and will now crawl into a corner of the bridge in order to lie there in a fetal position, while apologising in tears about having been such a pawn of the federal imperialism when I was younger!"_

    • @digital_gravity
      @digital_gravity 4 роки тому +29

      NuTrek really sucks.

    • @zoron8952
      @zoron8952 3 роки тому +6

      @@digital_gravity despite that the star trek fan channels despite hinting to not liking modern trek still suck up to it for views. Star wars channels are the same way despite same circumstances.

    • @BungieStudios
      @BungieStudios 3 роки тому +8

      @@zoron8952 What views though? CBS can't even find an audience, much less a buyer for their new shows.

    • @ysfsim
      @ysfsim 3 роки тому +5

      @@BungieStudios yet they suppress fan made movies like axanar

  • @benlaskowski357
    @benlaskowski357 3 роки тому +9

    "I busted him up."
    At that line when me and my folks first saw this episode, we all cheered. Yay Data!!!

  • @patw
    @patw 4 роки тому +24

    1:14 “No. I decided to troll him.”

  • @MerlynCooper
    @MerlynCooper 11 років тому +46

    Data just said "I busted 'im up!" day has been made!

  • @dirtandsilkk
    @dirtandsilkk 3 роки тому +24

    "I busted him up". Why does Data get the most 90s hood lines in the show. Lol

  • @burymeinkief
    @burymeinkief 5 років тому +49

    Discovery, nor any show will ever be what TNG was.
    TNG, had class.

    • @michaelsmith8703
      @michaelsmith8703 5 років тому +1

      @@johnsopinion lol youre insane if you think the natural and correct progression of the human race where all people are treated with respect and equity is fringe. get the fuck out you incel fuckbag

    • @SolarScion
      @SolarScion 5 років тому +7

      @@michaelsmith8703 You managed to misunderstand his point just so you could other him (exclude him from who you comsider human and worthy of understanding) and pick a targeted derogatory identifier so you could feel righteous about being hateful. Ironic considering what your supposed point was.

    • @michaelsmith8703
      @michaelsmith8703 5 років тому

      @@SolarScion The difference is, I can personally hate him but would die for his rights and freedom. You're mistaken if you don't see what's going on here. Veiled or not, let's not pretend here

    • @SolarScion
      @SolarScion 5 років тому +9

      @@michaelsmith8703 My entire point was that you are the one missing the point of the person you responded to because you assumed you have an enemy, and that allows you to assume and assign any number of predetermined traits and beliefs to someone you act as if you're playing on opposite sides of an imaginary, oversimplified binary of ideological sides.
      You assume people that criticize corporate and partisaninzed contemporary political pandering (STD) are against social progress and inclusion.
      The person you went off on was speaking against _exclusion_ and _pandering_. There was no way for you to charitably interpret what you did out of what was stated. You just saw a side and played along like a puppet according to the script of the current cultivated social war. If you're honest you'll see that you were the only one being 'reactionary'. But you don't have to be a slave to that type of simplistic, reactionary mentality.
      Someone can criticize illegitimate and badly executed and disingenuous aspects of something all day and not be an intolerant bigot, and, shockingly, actually still be for the inclusive, empathetic credo that shows like TNG and DS9 espouse. Don't tie your identity to some ideological corner, and stop calling people 'incel' for holding different opinions than you. it's a really harmful behavior, and it's the same kind of kneejerk insult as calling someone a 'f*ggot', or calling someone a Nazi just for criticizing a show's patently weak writing.

    • @michaelsmith8703
      @michaelsmith8703 5 років тому

      @@SolarScion you're missing the point dude. You're so wrong it's not even funny. Where are you getting this information lol. I literally posted because I was bored and wanted to piss someone off LOL you're so wrong dude. Long live female leads, LGBT in star trek, and anything else that pisses you off

  • @jc_malone8217
    @jc_malone8217 3 роки тому +16

    At the end they are like: " Oooh, that's just our Data."

  • @KorraTransPhoenix
    @KorraTransPhoenix Місяць тому +1

    Data's personal triumphs are some of my favorite moments in the series! He is arguably the most relatable character in the entire franchise!

  • @Cyberwar101
    @Cyberwar101 3 роки тому +57

    He did win; he accomplished his strategic objective.

    • @scorpiusbalthazar4327
      @scorpiusbalthazar4327 3 роки тому +5

      Not the objective of the game though. If he quit the game then yes but he actually "suspended" the game. In other words, paused. I guess after a certain amount of time Data would be declared the winner because the other guy never returned to continue the match thus forfeiting the game.

  • @kuribo1
    @kuribo1 9 років тому +440

    Gods TNG was a great show.

    • @MorebitsUK
      @MorebitsUK 8 років тому +16

      It's available on Netflix all year round now!
      I dont remember posting this!
      However it out on NetFlix.

    • @vednar99
      @vednar99 8 років тому +3

      When's the next season coming out?

    • @crazyman8472
      @crazyman8472 7 років тому +3

      Um, never...unless you mean the next "Star Trek" TV show , which is coming soon. :)

    • @DestroyerofWorlds0x
      @DestroyerofWorlds0x 7 років тому

      damn! really? :)

    • @bryanadkins6776
      @bryanadkins6776 7 років тому

      if I only this episode wasn't a product of the first two seasons. Then it might've been good.

  • @AllthePrettyPurses
    @AllthePrettyPurses 3 роки тому +15

    0:37 the little smile twitch where we know that Data secretly does have emotions

  • @GrumpusTheCat
    @GrumpusTheCat 3 роки тому +5

    There is something so rejuvenating about seeing the enterprise crew smile, it really gives you hope for the future!

  • @The_Gallowglass
    @The_Gallowglass 3 роки тому +15

    The Art of War baby. Supreme excellence consists of breaking the enemy's resistance without fighting. Engage people with what they expect; it is what they are able to discern and confirms their projections. It settles them into predictable patterns of response, occupying their minds while you wait for the extraordinary moment - that which they cannot anticipate.

  • @sherpajones
    @sherpajones 3 роки тому +2

    This is a valuable lesson and example of how to approach an adversarial sitiuation, especially a violent one. Instead of striving to defeat the other person, whether in argument or physical/violent conflict, one can seek a stalemate and watch their opponent expend all of their energy seeking a victory that constantly eludes them.

  • @overhang88
    @overhang88 4 роки тому +5

    this is some of the most wholesome shit I've ever seen. Genuinely got me smiling from ear to ear when I saw this for the first time a few weeks ago.

  • @bcn1gh7h4wk
    @bcn1gh7h4wk 10 років тому +252

    oh, good ol' Data.... teaching online gaming tactics, 20 years before online games were invented....

    • @Pahricida
      @Pahricida 6 років тому +8

      I was curious.. This aired in 1989 and while online gaming was available back then I would say it didn't get popular until the late 1990s

    • @sigrid714
      @sigrid714 5 років тому +9

      @@Pahricida My first online gaming experience was Duke 3D around 1996. The good old days of trying to coordinate an online match with friends over the house phone line. "Wanna play Duke3D?" "Sure" "Ok, hanging up now" KRRRRCHHH nnnnnggg nnnngg Kshhhhh. Connection failed. Phone rings again moments later. "Ok, that didn't work." Fiddling around in DOS. "Edited the con file. I think I fixed it." "Ok, hanging up again."

    • @MetalSmasherGaming
      @MetalSmasherGaming 5 років тому +3

      @Sigrid My best friend did the same with Doom, and me with Command & Conquer: Red Alert back in the day. Thankfully, the Xbox made it so much easier in 2002.

    • @nadirjofas3140
      @nadirjofas3140 5 років тому +1

      @@MetalSmasherGaming PC Online gaming was already an easy thing.

    • @gamedoutgamer
      @gamedoutgamer 4 роки тому

      There was Flight Simulator. A friend and I played over modem in '89. Doable but not many games for home computers. Mainframes had games tho. IIRC Genie online service had a multiplayer flight battle game playable from an Amiga in '89 as well.

  • @Tsugimoto1
    @Tsugimoto1 2 роки тому +8

    Incidentally, this strategy works great with compulsive one-uppers. They love to win, but if they can't be the winner, then they've lost.
    As long as you're the one who's fine with a tie, you'll always come out on top.

  • @samanthapatrick4345
    @samanthapatrick4345 2 роки тому +6

    I love that you can see Data smiling when he's playing against Mr Kolrami for the second time round

  • @ServantRules
    @ServantRules 5 років тому +18

    So basically Data went from Aggro to Control. And likely Blue. That smug smile is the giveaway.

    • @karlstormguard
      @karlstormguard 5 років тому +3

      For a cyborg with no feelings he sure is smiling .. this was one of Brent spiner's favorite episodes

  • @MH-bb4fl
    @MH-bb4fl Місяць тому +2

    "I don't have to win. We just both have to lose." -antman

  • @alandouglas2789
    @alandouglas2789 4 роки тому +19

    Data should have said... “the only winning move is not to play”

    • @Bubbles99718
      @Bubbles99718 2 роки тому

      How about a nice game of chess?

  • @SuperPuzzler
    @SuperPuzzler 3 роки тому +16

    Data's strategy would have led to inevitable victory if Kolrami had kept the game going. Being organic, he would have eventually tired out and started making mistakes. As long as Data didn't lose his focus on drawing, Kolrami wouldn't be able to take advantage of that to gain a sudden victory and would eventually be too tired to play. Data would ultimately be the victor.

  • @BETMARKonTube
    @BETMARKonTube Рік тому +2

    Ohh, you can't _"I feel no emotions"_ me, Data.
    I saw that little smirk, at the end.

  • @aetherslanding9660
    @aetherslanding9660 3 роки тому +10

    “I can do this all Day…” Data said calmly.

  • @tylerwinkle323
    @tylerwinkle323 6 років тому +11

    ...explore new worlds, meet new civilizations, and bust them up at their own game!

  • @GenericKen000
    @GenericKen000 Місяць тому +1

    "The depressing thing about tennis is that no matter how hard I try, I'll never be as good as a wall."
    -Mitch Hedberg

  • @johnart3181
    @johnart3181 10 років тому +104

    Data busted him up

    • @LordDavid04
      @LordDavid04 9 років тому +6

      john moreno Worf has no cheering reaction.

    • @rmason4358
      @rmason4358 5 років тому +1

      LordDavid04
      A missed opportunity there to add to the scene.

  • @TwilightEpiphany
    @TwilightEpiphany 4 роки тому +6

    lol i love how happy everyone is for data when he says, "i busted him up."

  • @Chalk_Ink
    @Chalk_Ink Місяць тому +2

    My head-canon is that this guy had limtits to his focus and endurance that Data did not. The longer the game went on, the worse he would play, so he chose to withdraw before it became clear that Data had the upper hand.

  • @jeremelric
    @jeremelric 8 років тому +23

    When Dr. Pulaski replaced Dr. Crusher, I hated her. After she was gone, I kinda wanted her back. Not that I hated Bev, but... I wouldn't've minded both. Or occasional visits from Pulaski.

    • @Commanderziff
      @Commanderziff 8 років тому +1

      She does have at least one cameo, I can't remember the episode, there's some kind of medical problem Picard has so Beverly has to send him off to a "specialist", Picard is being prepped for surgery and looks up to see Pulaski.

    • @2thinkcritically
      @2thinkcritically 8 років тому +6

      I think you're thinking of S02E17 "Samaritan Snare" where Picard refuses to have an operation on the Enterprise because he doesn't want his crew to see him as weak. Instead he goes to a Starbase for an operation, only for it to go wrong. A specialist is sent for and when Picard comes around he sees Pulaski standing over him, for she was the specialist and the one who saved his life.

    • @steampunker7
      @steampunker7 7 років тому +7

      Personally I never really understood the flack Pulaski got. In a broader sense the whole Picard/Crusher will they/won't they angle really did seem to be spinning it's wheels and Pulaski seemed to shake up the crew dynamics a bit. While her inexplicable dislike of Data was a little grating I liked that she really felt like the only one on board who probably had just as much experience as Picard and wasn't shy about going toe to toe with him over things. Not the best attempt to rekindle the Kirk/Spock/McCoy dynamic but not nearly as bad as I think it sometimes gets portrayed.
      About the only lament I have on that matter overall was Gates' reason for wanting to leave the show was due to some very severe sexual harassment on the part of one of the producers.

    • @theonewiththeeyeoftruth884
      @theonewiththeeyeoftruth884 4 роки тому

      @@Commanderziff Yes, that was S02E17 "Samaritan Snare", but Dr. Crusher was not in that one. Picard refuses the operation from Dr. Pulaski, goes to the Starbase for the operation, but it turns out he would die without a specialist, so Dr. Pulaski does the operation anyway. Dr. Crusher never appears, and that was still during Dr. Pulaski's duty on the Enterprise (all of Season 2).

  • @Eltrio2
    @Eltrio2 8 років тому +15

    Victory through the opponents arrogance. God Data was an awesome character. :D

    • @DeathBringer769
      @DeathBringer769 8 років тому +2

      "Overconfidence is a slow and insidious killer..."

  • @rogerw3818
    @rogerw3818 Рік тому +2

    Data was Darrell Waltrip in the 1989 Daytona 500. After 17 years of racing, Waltrip decided to change his plan. Before, he had taken the typical racer mentality of going all out, trying to overpower the competition. He took the complete opposite approach, going for maximum fuel economy over the distance through drafting, combined with avoiding the wrecks that come from a frantic pace at the front.
    Out thinking, rather than out powering, finally netted him the ultimate prize of his sport.

  • @orangeapples
    @orangeapples 7 років тому +23

    That’s called griefing Data.

    • @sosomadman
      @sosomadman 5 років тому +2

      Grieving has nothing to do with winning or losing, the goal is to troll regardless of winning or losing like TKing a team mate

    • @cipher88101
      @cipher88101 4 роки тому +3

      @@sosomadman And you think data wasn't trolling that dude? If he can command a starship and give lectures on command style and structure, he can figure out (with a little smirk while playing) that he is frustrating a lifeform that is usually unpleasant.

  • @BikerBenny
    @BikerBenny 5 років тому +4

    0:05 scene begins with Rikers huge enthusiastic grin over a game of finger twiddles

  • @BooksbyAFoster
    @BooksbyAFoster 2 роки тому +1

    This is a valuable lesson. It can be transferred to many other instances in life very easily. Hang on... Be strong.

  • @theobserver9849
    @theobserver9849 2 роки тому +3

    I wish I could go back in time to when this was on TV and everything felt wholesome and good 😊😊

  • @Codethe_Road
    @Codethe_Road 3 роки тому +7

    I still smile when he says... "I busted him up."

  • @toodlepop
    @toodlepop Місяць тому +1

    data and laforge will always be the most relatable characters in star trek to me. data is just trying to figure out life and "being" and geordi is the engineer extraordinaire. (i'm an engineer that sometimes has trouble relating to others haha.)

  • @JediPhoenix1976
    @JediPhoenix1976 Рік тому +11

    That grin on Data's face at 0:38, as if he knows damn well his plan is going to work. Absolutely badass.

    • @manuell3505
      @manuell3505 Рік тому

      As chess player, I had some demonstration of advanced opponents playing this bunker-style. Lock everything up and wait for the mistake...

  • @ChaseSkylark99
    @ChaseSkylark99 7 років тому +29

    I get the feeling that Data would play Blue in MTG...

    • @nomakym
      @nomakym 6 років тому +4

      In response...

    • @Joe11Blue
      @Joe11Blue 4 роки тому +1

      You just know he was a Cawblade player.

    • @SylvanApe
      @SylvanApe 4 роки тому

      @@nomakym No, I haven't passed priority yet.....

    • @nomakym
      @nomakym 4 роки тому +1

      @@SylvanApe in response i order a pizza...

    • @bretterry8356
      @bretterry8356 4 роки тому

      @@nomakym In response to you attacking with Hurloon Wrangler, I take my pants off.

  • @Hei_Darkfire
    @Hei_Darkfire Місяць тому +1

    Data had a pretty good strategy here that goes beyond what he probably realized. By playing for a stalemate, he could keep going until the opponent tired out and either passed out or made a mistake from exhaustion. That definitely seems like the kind of strategy a machine would think of.

  • @clevestribling2978
    @clevestribling2978 8 років тому +103

    I busted him up 1:40 lol

    • @n10cities
      @n10cities 8 років тому +6

      I remember watching that episode for the first time and shouting "YEAH!" when Data said that line. Epic.

    • @EnvisionerWill
      @EnvisionerWill 8 років тому +1

      Your mileage varies, I guess; I found the line stupid back when I saw it, and still do. But the rest of the scene is awesome (aside from the fact that the propmaster for this episode seemingly designed the "game" to look as ridiculous as possible, and be impossible to mistake for any activity that might actually contain some form of logic or purpose).

    • @haddy106
      @haddy106 2 роки тому +1

      @@EnvisionerWill the fact he uses a term word for word and correctly when its not a term hed ever use beforehand shows a great deal of improvement from "Ignite the midnight petroleum" and a step towards "to hell with our orders"

    • @aSipOfHemlocktea
      @aSipOfHemlocktea Місяць тому

      ​@@EnvisionerWillit's a basic micro movement controller with a multiview screen are you an idiot

  • @kermitefrog64
    @kermitefrog64 10 років тому +10

    I wish they would put this series back on TV. It was an excellent study in character.

    • @Obdimus
      @Obdimus 10 років тому +1

      It had 7 seasons and 4 films, it definitely ran its course, but reruns air on the BBC at various times if you want to see it again.

    • @moralityisnotsubjective5
      @moralityisnotsubjective5 6 років тому

      Besides now they'd fill it with PC nonsense and it would suck.

    • @Jamal7070
      @Jamal7070 6 років тому

      Well, you’re bout to get your wish!!!! Get ready!!!

    • @TheGreatRakatan
      @TheGreatRakatan 5 років тому

      @@moralityisnotsubjective5 Lol "PC nonsense" you clearly didn't watch the show.

    • @moralityisnotsubjective5
      @moralityisnotsubjective5 5 років тому +1

      @@TheGreatRakatan I watched every episode many times, especially once it went to syndication. Yes, it taught morals. Yes it was a socialist utopia. Yes it had some PC stuff in it, but it was still better than the virtue signalling crybaby nonsense of today.

  • @NoctisUmbra117
    @NoctisUmbra117 Місяць тому +1

    Literal 'I can do this all day' energy.

  • @techracer2003
    @techracer2003 10 років тому +6

    Data has mentioned this on 1:28 but was not emphasized more - His strategy and understanding of his ability to outlast his carbon-based opponent in endurance is actually the real reason why he can win.

    • @girlgarde
      @girlgarde 10 років тому +3

      Yeah, the jerk Data was up against was getting visibly flustered and mentally ragged trying to break through Data's defences and eventually gave up through a rage fit, something that's existed when someone isn't able to win at any game..... lol