Breaking my back (Motorcycle accident)

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  • @colin9021
    @colin9021 5 років тому +12851

    The sound of someone trying to breathe after an accident is a horrendous sound to listen to

    • @brickfacem109r9
      @brickfacem109r9 4 роки тому +414

      @noctis nox : similar story, back in 1999 my self and a few others found a bike in the middle of the road. So we looked down in the ditch and found another bike and a rider wedge under the fence. He was weezing and his leg was snapped inwards at the knee. I held the fence back as the medics worked on him. When his helmet was removed, i realized it was Daryl, a guy i met a year before. I hadn't seen since his other wreck a year prior. Sadly he didn't make it. What happened was he and another rider collided at over 100mph. The other guy tried to ride away, but was too injured so he got on the back of his friends bike and they went to the hospital. They just rode away and left Daryl.

    • @hannag4768
      @hannag4768 4 роки тому +127

      noctis nox that would most likely be lateral breathing (or death rattle). Comes from really bad brain damage. Chance of survival is very small.
      In the case in the video he fractured his ribs which is probably why he sounded like that. It also sometimes takes some time for the body to figure out how to breath directly after an accident like that.

    • @brickfacem109r9
      @brickfacem109r9 4 роки тому +74

      @noctis nox yeah man, he was married at the time, had two boys 4 and 6. I always think of his family everytime bike season rolls around. Seeing motorcycles are gonna remind her.

    • @scarscar1660
      @scarscar1660 4 роки тому +51

      Brick Face R.I.P. Daryl. His boys are gonna grow up without a dad. :(

    • @cryptictubegr8269
      @cryptictubegr8269 4 роки тому +11

      @Hanna G he was lucky enough that the rib didnt puncture a lung

  • @sriracha_penguin_5889
    @sriracha_penguin_5889 5 років тому +13923

    “i think i’m fine” broken ribs, bruised lung, all kinds of other shit. adrenaline is a hell of a drug

    • @rat341
      @rat341 5 років тому +462

      haha yeah but crucial for a human to survive incidents like this one.

    • @pedroloto
      @pedroloto 5 років тому +384

      I felt from the bike two months ago and I broke my left arm, but with the adrenaline I didn't feel pain and I returned home with my bike, driving it with a broken arm.
      I started to feel the real pain after a couple of hours and I decided to go to the ER.
      Yeah, adrenaline is crazy.

    • @ThunderClanFan22
      @ThunderClanFan22 4 роки тому +8

      SRIRACHA_PENGUIN _ basically yeah

    • @kevkev10thecrafter7
      @kevkev10thecrafter7 4 роки тому +4

      Good thing the bike didn’t land on him

    • @triumphantmusicgroupandpro4487
      @triumphantmusicgroupandpro4487 4 роки тому +5

      Lol. Ur funny

  • @MK-kt9fl
    @MK-kt9fl 5 років тому +12943

    *Breaks 7 bones*
    "noo, my bike!"

    • @LXD091
      @LXD091 5 років тому +48

      Suprax this comment is underrated!! ;-;

    • @murryrawrowo5702
      @murryrawrowo5702 5 років тому +123

      Suprax it’s called adrenaline

    • @kent2240
      @kent2240 5 років тому +10

      He can't count how many bones he broke right after the crash
      Think dumbass

    • @mmill6505
      @mmill6505 5 років тому +1

      @@LXD091 All he did was type what was said so how is this comment underrated you fucking moron?

    • @straatstoeptegel6364
      @straatstoeptegel6364 5 років тому +26

      Broken bones heal themselve, the bike doesn’t haha

  • @nyChannel09
    @nyChannel09 3 роки тому +4353

    Holy shit. Imagine searching in the GRASS for your friend who just had an accident.

    • @tuxE.warriors_catz
      @tuxE.warriors_catz Рік тому +56

      Right? Especially when they need medical attention right away

    • @vmontera_a1039
      @vmontera_a1039 Рік тому +32

      Imagine if it's at night.

    • @PerfectMo
      @PerfectMo Рік тому +35

      bro i was panicking for him when i heard the heavy breathing. you can tell he was in pain and shock that he cant answer back

    • @someminainabasement6875
      @someminainabasement6875 9 місяців тому +3

      beware of pokemon encounters

    • @SubHackerGamerYT
      @SubHackerGamerYT 3 місяці тому

      @@someminainabasement6875🤖

  • @Wavepush
    @Wavepush 5 років тому +18370

    The seconds after the crash was probably the hardest part to listen to :'(

    • @szybkihondziarz
      @szybkihondziarz 5 років тому +592

      Alvuhuulaualuulaua

    • @NH4NO3CH3NO2
      @NH4NO3CH3NO2 5 років тому +446

      yep, I skipped forward in the video, that's tough for me to listen to as well

    • @otakunerdftw7675
      @otakunerdftw7675 5 років тому +667

      That was scary af. I thought he was drowning or something

    • @PsychoticCore
      @PsychoticCore 5 років тому +17

      Yeah...

    • @TheKniperlight
      @TheKniperlight 5 років тому +40

      Khandaker Faisal spluugh spleeghh blaahh

  • @shadow6490
    @shadow6490 5 років тому +10706

    A biker can get decapitated and his head flown into a tree and the head would still be asking if the bike is ok

    • @1986Honda4trax
      @1986Honda4trax 5 років тому +208

      Yeah hes fukin twisted around fuckin bone stickin out of his leg through his suit and blood gushing all over “hey is my bike okay????”

    • @carlwheezerofsouls3273
      @carlwheezerofsouls3273 5 років тому +134

      @@1986Honda4trax literally has no arms or legs. and half his head is missing
      "yo check my bike is it good"

    • @Mafia_x_Phantom
      @Mafia_x_Phantom 5 років тому +84

      It’s because for bikers a bike isn’t just a mode of transport

    • @Mafia_x_Phantom
      @Mafia_x_Phantom 5 років тому +22

      the pizzaeater I ride aswell. Sadly it’s only a 125cc as I’m 17 and live in the uk. It’s an awesome feeling tho

    • @johnroe3915
      @johnroe3915 5 років тому +20

      Riding literally saved me from my depression. If you know what I mean.

  • @cloudyy5957
    @cloudyy5957 5 років тому +22150

    He protec
    He attacc
    But most importantly
    He cares about his bike more than his bacc

  • @LifeisARiddle
    @LifeisARiddle 3 роки тому +1286

    It literally felt like a horror movie with that agonizing noise from him not being able to breathe and then when his friend couldn't find him in the tall grass.

    • @newprt
      @newprt Рік тому +6

      i got in a wreck 2 months ago, not a motorcycle wreck, but a high speed head on..fatal wreck. i don’t know exactly what he’s feelings but i can definitely relate, the feeling is not explainable but as soon as i head him i was like…yep😂i feel ya

    • @PoeLemic
      @PoeLemic 3 місяці тому

      @@newprt What happened? I bet you feel that you are lucky to be alive. Were others not able to come out as good as you did?

  • @Ganwin_
    @Ganwin_ 5 років тому +6195

    Respect to the friend
    He stay just so calm and did in my opinion everything right

    • @lilygreen4186
      @lilygreen4186 5 років тому +88

      Fynn Busche I agree except on the part where he was moving . If you believe your back is Broke DO NOT MOVE cause if u aren’t already paralyzed moving can make it happen. And if you HAVE to move always keep your head and neck straight and in line with the spine

    • @ljgarrison6910
      @ljgarrison6910 5 років тому +3

      @@lilygreen4186 nobody mentioned that though

    • @Onthreego808
      @Onthreego808 5 років тому +4

      Omegachu Female I’m not sure if they knew his back was broken tho

    • @yprinxe
      @yprinxe 5 років тому +10

      Except letting him move tho thats risky af.

    • @Ganwin_
      @Ganwin_ 5 років тому +2

      @@yprinxe jea thats right

  • @vinny5727
    @vinny5727 5 років тому +8235

    Him: “My bike is broken, nooooo”
    Me” “No, your BACK is broken”

    • @veljko2597
      @veljko2597 5 років тому +34

      Am i suposed to laugh on this?

    • @abz2166
      @abz2166 5 років тому +9

      I mean yea

    • @abz2166
      @abz2166 5 років тому +7

      But no

    • @benarthur7971
      @benarthur7971 5 років тому +21

      His bike is like $40 000 mannnn

    • @abz2166
      @abz2166 5 років тому +6

      @@benarthur7971 that's deep

  • @kareemalmond
    @kareemalmond 5 років тому +22791

    That grass probably saved his life

    • @iggyharl5780
      @iggyharl5780 5 років тому +868

      Probably not tbh, any other time that would have been a slide and a graze, the grass probably flipped him more than tarmac would

    • @pixreu3267
      @pixreu3267 5 років тому +178

      And the water

    • @fl1x05
      @fl1x05 5 років тому +252

      @@monetized2545 incorrect, dont try to fucking correct someone when you are wrong.

    • @balls9365
      @balls9365 5 років тому +9

      Hahahaha, You stfu

    • @AJ-vj3es
      @AJ-vj3es 5 років тому +13

      Extinct RobinPlayz shut up pussy go make another video on your channel that nobody besides 2-3 people are going watch.

  • @staraway9602
    @staraway9602 Рік тому +647

    dude hats off to his friends for keeping him so calm and just talking with him. i learned that when there is nothing else you can do, you just keep the victim calm untill help arrives.

  • @petitkiet
    @petitkiet 5 років тому +4040

    Him:*almost dies*
    Also him: NoOooO mY bIkE

    • @katie0707
      @katie0707 5 років тому +20

      *2:10*

    • @Stefanovic90961
      @Stefanovic90961 5 років тому +29

      I was riding without protections, I fell like him, my left leg was completely red, covered by my blood, the flesh of my knee was grated on the street with part of the skin of my left arm, hand and shoulder. Then I insulted god, I lifted my bike, I insulted god again, the engine started and I drove it to the nearest town followed by a friend with his car. I was thinking about my bike all the time, the pain came later, in the hospital (and it was terrible).

    • @petitkiet
      @petitkiet 5 років тому +5

      Emanuele Cherchi feels bad, i hope ur ok now

    • @Stefanovic90961
      @Stefanovic90961 5 років тому +6

      @@petitkiet Yeah don't worry, I have only some horrible scars. My bike is also 90% okay now, I'm driving it without problems

    • @petitkiet
      @petitkiet 5 років тому +3

      Emanuele Cherchi ok nice!

  • @FFGaming-cx7bz
    @FFGaming-cx7bz 5 років тому +5350

    This guy on his death bed be like : Tell my -wife- bike i love her.

    • @vibexz400
      @vibexz400 5 років тому +8

      😂😂

    • @S60ULX
      @S60ULX 5 років тому +6

      😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @jnas273
      @jnas273 5 років тому +5

      Hahaha

    • @slightlyalive271
      @slightlyalive271 5 років тому +12

      Gotta be sure to vlog it as well😂

    • @cyclops9750
      @cyclops9750 5 років тому +2

      FF Gaming FUCK YA! I rather say that then I love my wife

  • @cryonic8550
    @cryonic8550 5 років тому +5867

    Her: "He's probably thinking about other girls"
    Him: "My bike"

    • @Ancient_Illnu
      @Ancient_Illnu 5 років тому +12

      1k likes but I’m the first comment

    • @angelgarnica6923
      @angelgarnica6923 5 років тому +4

      @@Ancient_Illnu Nice

    • @mv2986
      @mv2986 5 років тому +5

      more like
      my back

    • @benz2600
      @benz2600 5 років тому +3

      Cryonic I know its a serious situation but damn got me laughing

    • @katie0707
      @katie0707 5 років тому +1

      2:10

  • @tytactical156
    @tytactical156 Рік тому +610

    Your friend did a great job on controlling the scene and keeping you calm and safe massive props to him
    Hope you recover quickly ❤

    • @fruhlering
      @fruhlering 10 місяців тому +5

      these are friends. and not some people who just continue driving

    • @yankeechief2713
      @yankeechief2713 9 місяців тому +1

      Yes. Letting him get up and move around was brilliant.

    • @-Julia-96
      @-Julia-96 8 місяців тому +5

      ​@@yankeechief2713cause getting all frozen in the water would've been so much better idea 🙃 No you're not supposed to move when getting hurt like that EXCEPT if in danger like freezing in this case

  • @poisonedlettuce8570
    @poisonedlettuce8570 5 років тому +4967

    “I broke my back.”
    “What part?”
    *spinal*

    • @HeyImTiP
      @HeyImTiP 5 років тому +13

      He meant lower or upper

    • @motomortus4009
      @motomortus4009 5 років тому +138

      @@HeyImTiP he's making light of the old Mike tyson clip. Tyson said he broke his back befor the fight, the announcer said what part, tyson said "spinal"

    • @HeyImTiP
      @HeyImTiP 5 років тому +21

      Moto Mortus oh I’m fuckin R E T A R D E D

    • @deandalapanda
      @deandalapanda 5 років тому +10

      My BACK is broken...

    • @nickkoeppel8719
      @nickkoeppel8719 5 років тому +2

      Classic

  • @beryl5739
    @beryl5739 4 роки тому +3469

    His body: 7 bones broken
    Himself: *noo my bike*
    My man

    • @bve7397
      @bve7397 3 роки тому +4

      Its imp you know

    • @demetri189
      @demetri189 3 роки тому +24

      I was the same way when I laid mine down. Nice ass stage 2 road rash in a couple areas, first reaction, "Dammmmmmmn, my bikeeee, baby I'm so sorry"

    • @rennadiamond7871
      @rennadiamond7871 3 роки тому +1

      @@demetri189 Do you know why you should always keep the helmet on when you crash? Because he said it in the video and I don't know why you should?

    • @UwU-ix2uk
      @UwU-ix2uk 3 роки тому +3

      Its bc his brain is still processing that he broke his back and he likes his bike so his brain cares about that more for that moment

    • @demetri189
      @demetri189 3 роки тому +4

      @@rennadiamond7871 because if you ended up breaking something in your neck(or spinal) it would break more pulling off the helmet, leading to serious injury/death

  • @skyhighmentality
    @skyhighmentality 5 років тому +5590

    0:20 the noises he made mentally scared me because that looked so painful and those sounds indicated that he was severely hurt

    • @musicmeister5544
      @musicmeister5544 5 років тому +175

      Yeah it sounded really bad

    • @duncanoyegbesan6949
      @duncanoyegbesan6949 5 років тому +410

      It’s because he damaged his rib cage and he was having a spasm

    • @brunocaboz2682
      @brunocaboz2682 5 років тому +133

      That's true, it was the most scaring and shocking part of the video

    • @terrychow239
      @terrychow239 5 років тому +40

      @LUKE SXHC even though he is correct?

    • @duncanoyegbesan6949
      @duncanoyegbesan6949 5 років тому +41

      LUKE SXHC not like at the end it says he had a bruised ribcage or anything

  • @yingandtheyang924
    @yingandtheyang924 3 роки тому +299

    Supported him the whole time, kept him calm, got him help, and didn't laugh before he knew how bad it was. Most of the time, "friends" only stop laughing when they realize its serious, but before they know that its all fun and games. Take the "Love you man" 3:54 as proof, these are the friends you need unlike some peoples actions in other videos ive seen. God bless you all❤

    • @Nfl_fan_12
      @Nfl_fan_12 5 місяців тому +3

      Well if you crash a motorbike it isn't funny compared to a bicycle

  • @allikitos
    @allikitos 5 років тому +3040

    His injuries happened while he was wearing full protective equipment.
    Fellow bikers, don't gamble your life riding in t shirts, shorts and no helmet. Not to mention flip flops.....

    • @rahulksmenon
      @rahulksmenon 5 років тому +37

      Exactly my thought

    • @Texarmageddon
      @Texarmageddon 5 років тому +67

      To be fair that equipment is only meant for initial impact to the ground and the slide afterwards... once you start impacting other inanimate objects all bets are off.
      Not saying to not wear gear.... just saying don’t expect much out of it

    • @allikitos
      @allikitos 5 років тому +50

      @@Texarmageddon I beg to differ. The equipment does prevent post impact collateral damage
      There are countless possible injuries that may occur in an accident, you can prevent a lot of them, or at least reduce the chances of them occurring.
      However if you meant that it's possible to get severely injured or die even with equipment, I totally agree with you.

    • @Texarmageddon
      @Texarmageddon 5 років тому +4

      Erebus Anima I cant agree with that...
      I say it’s effective up to certain speed... there was a video showing a comparison between cheap gear and authentic and even for the real gear I believe it was around 8-10 seconds.
      My 90 mph crash left me with no road rash, but also my padding was starting to come out .. had I hit the poles I slid between I possibly could have broken arms or worse ..

    • @mchaelgta7091
      @mchaelgta7091 5 років тому +13

      My mom hit a guy rideing a quad in flip flops

  • @olavi2632
    @olavi2632 5 років тому +3963

    It would be a whole another story if he wasn't riding with friends

    • @oni5909
      @oni5909 5 років тому +32

      I Like My Guitar if there were one to tell considering if someone found him or not

    • @sourad.e5661
      @sourad.e5661 5 років тому +1

      :(

    • @solaristic9228
      @solaristic9228 5 років тому +71

      He wouldn't have cornered like that without his friends

    • @27tacorun
      @27tacorun 5 років тому +13

      There maybe wouldn’t of been someone to tell the story

    • @iliveinsideyourhouse3943
      @iliveinsideyourhouse3943 5 років тому +9

      Just last week i had an accident while riding alone. Im glad my injuries are not that bad.

  • @whatthehell4917
    @whatthehell4917 5 років тому +6864

    You can literally hear how fast his body reacted to the crash, and that he can't really breath afterwards cause of the force, broken rips, back and his lung. It can be over with a blink of an eye. You are lucky, Stan.

    • @margief1798
      @margief1798 3 роки тому +47

      You don't know what you're talking about lol.
      He's not having trouble breathing because of the so called force of the crash! It comes from broken ribs and possibly a punctured or collapsed lung! Along with the broken back!
      And before you think you're going to say that I'm wrong, I was a FF/ EM...
      as well as a level 1 trauma tech on the trauma resuscitation unit.

    • @taytay1030
      @taytay1030 3 роки тому +242

      @@margief1798 did you even read the comment?

    • @marco-zu4sz
      @marco-zu4sz 3 роки тому +4

      Fr

    • @zoidlux2016
      @zoidlux2016 2 роки тому +10

      @@margief1798 probably knocked the wind out of himself

    • @__slayer__ftw8418
      @__slayer__ftw8418 2 роки тому +15

      @@taytay1030 guy didn't reas the full thing lmao. It talks about rib and lungs later on.

  • @nadinesmith-jensen7732
    @nadinesmith-jensen7732 Рік тому +96

    When I broke my back in four different places I didn’t walk on my own for four years. I am waiting for my fifth operation and pelvic fusion. You are so fortunate to be able to walk and also that your recovery only took three months is Incredible and amazing. I’m so grateful for your safety and health. Also you have amazing friends!

    • @SamuTheFrog
      @SamuTheFrog 2 місяці тому +1

      That's wild, you're quite a tough one.

  • @some_random_dude7278
    @some_random_dude7278 5 років тому +3457

    When he crashed his voice gave me chills all over my body🤕

    • @eliasrosenj
      @eliasrosenj 5 років тому +20

      Same

    • @mardieseward7122
      @mardieseward7122 5 років тому +5

      Azoz Alqahtani i had the same feeling

    • @no4432
      @no4432 5 років тому +64

      I once bumped my back real hard and my lungs went empty, I thought I was dying

    • @unstableperson3122
      @unstableperson3122 5 років тому +65

      Its the lungs. It has happened to almost all of us. We fall on our backs or just fall and we struggle to breathe. Happens to all of us. You wont die tho, but can struggle to breathe for some time.

    • @kkklll694
      @kkklll694 5 років тому +4

      gave me huge flashbacks to my crash 100km/h to tree broke my back collar bone and hand

  • @DivorcedGooseRat
    @DivorcedGooseRat 5 років тому +3624

    Without the helmet, we wouldn’t see this video

    • @davidmichael4846
      @davidmichael4846 5 років тому +238

      RiledOnUp yeah no place to mount the go pro

    • @DivorcedGooseRat
      @DivorcedGooseRat 5 років тому +30

      David Michael I meant that he could’ve died and UA-cam would be like “OH HEEELLLLLLL NAH!!”

    • @AppleBottomJ
      @AppleBottomJ 5 років тому +11

      RiledOnUp lol with out the helmet he’d be in worse condition.. aka dead but no we needed the go pro 😂

    • @jeucas1274
      @jeucas1274 5 років тому +15

      David Michael r/technicalythetruth

    • @EbolaSquirrel
      @EbolaSquirrel 5 років тому +1

      yeah like wear else would he mount the gopro

  • @Mr.LightMode
    @Mr.LightMode 6 років тому +2448

    Best part is when you vlog with 7 broken bones. If that's not dedication, I dunno what is.

    • @sennabergmans6196
      @sennabergmans6196 6 років тому +1

      Lisa Roberts sombody almoste died and you just post this like whut ?

    • @patricklion1201
      @patricklion1201 6 років тому

      Lisa Roberts yea f off

    • @frostyvr9805
      @frostyvr9805 6 років тому +2

      I reported Lisa Roberts. Get well soon Stan!

    • @cadehinds4598
      @cadehinds4598 6 років тому +2

      Human Being what did she say it got removed?

    • @frostyvr9805
      @frostyvr9805 6 років тому +3

      She had a link to a dating site and was saying nasty stuff

  • @rubenthekid6819
    @rubenthekid6819 Рік тому +78

    I have suffered microscopic pains compared to this accident! That looked extremely painful, I really hope you're OK!

  • @Henry-mt1tq
    @Henry-mt1tq 5 років тому +3232

    The reason he made such painful sounds after the crash is because he bruised his lung and it was probably spasming.

    • @palmchristmastree
      @palmchristmastree 5 років тому +363

      traveler 1 and the fact that he broke 7 fuckin bones

    • @charlesbohman9447
      @charlesbohman9447 5 років тому +265

      and prolly got wind knocked out of him. hate that shit. happen to me many times

    • @bruhdabones
      @bruhdabones 5 років тому +28

      Henry Snead nevermind if his head was submerged for a few seconds, that would make even more sense. Obviously the bad breathing a moment later was lung related, but the first ugly bit sounded like he was drowning.

    • @fatboynip
      @fatboynip 5 років тому +9

      Yeah it’s called getting winded

    • @janedoe-tz3zh
      @janedoe-tz3zh 5 років тому +5

      @David Olsson adrenaline is so strong it can hide extreme pain too

  • @smashdeadgames2068
    @smashdeadgames2068 5 років тому +4510

    *literally dying*
    *Finds camera*
    WHATS UP GUYS IM IN A DITCH

    • @giaa.7349
      @giaa.7349 5 років тому +12

      Smashdead Games it's me boneyboi

    • @jord_2wYT
      @jord_2wYT 5 років тому +4

      Commitment 😂

    • @ab-fe1vm
      @ab-fe1vm 5 років тому +1

      Your the best ❤

    • @ab-fe1vm
      @ab-fe1vm 5 років тому +1

      Your the best ❤

    • @PancakeManSosig
      @PancakeManSosig 5 років тому

      😂😂

  • @Joojoojoooj
    @Joojoojoooj 5 років тому +2140

    This guy still vlogs after minute he literally almost died.

    • @bawn5813
      @bawn5813 5 років тому +12

      Emba it’s his friends GoPro footage idiot it had a scene cut to his friends it’s called “EDITING”

    • @Kurruptedwolf
      @Kurruptedwolf 5 років тому +21

      @@bawn5813 Hahaha you made me laugh, if anyone's the idiot it's you. Clearly someone else is recording it's kinda obvious, Emba was clearly mentioning the point where they find his camera. Afterwards they hand it to him he starts immediately vlogging. Delete your comment fool.

    • @kickkick9444
      @kickkick9444 5 років тому +3

      ひBAWNひ how the fuck do I talk to peopel on the internet

    • @Christo1221Gaming
      @Christo1221Gaming 5 років тому +7

      @@bawn5813 I think you're the idiot here right now, if you actually watched the video, they gave him his gopro and he jokes around and vlogs it. So stfu before you insult someone when you are clearly in the wrong.

    • @CorryGL
      @CorryGL 5 років тому +2

      @@bawn5813 ur fucked

  • @too_spaiidz2095
    @too_spaiidz2095 3 роки тому +105

    I love how at 2:50 he was like “find the GoPro” looks straight at it and still doesn’t see it...

    • @Harry-py4fj
      @Harry-py4fj 5 місяців тому +17

      I think after watching your friend almost die your senses would be a bit on the damp side

  • @JJ-fq5rl
    @JJ-fq5rl 5 років тому +3380

    2:10 Has Bruised a lung and broke many bones yet says “No My bike!” 😂😂😂😂

    • @afid9996
      @afid9996 5 років тому +11

      Prob bc his bike was very expensive (yes I know this is a joke)

    • @coquuii3166
      @coquuii3166 5 років тому +1

      I would be saying the same😅

    • @gamma8k663
      @gamma8k663 5 років тому +1

      999th like

    • @kasperknutsen8283
      @kasperknutsen8283 5 років тому +1

      Tbh i would maybe too bit still pretty funny😭

    • @janitsu9936
      @janitsu9936 5 років тому +1

      i say it too when i crash on my bike at jump,i stand up quickly and run to place where bike crashed,it was ok,but my leg hurt. :P

  • @reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee5950
    @reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee5950 6 років тому +3226

    3:27 “I think im fine man”
    *breaks 7 bones*

    • @majkutisusernameom
      @majkutisusernameom 5 років тому +102

      when I fell I got up, picked the bike up and just then realized my leg is dangling broken

    • @alexandrerenaud1883
      @alexandrerenaud1883 5 років тому +4

      Lijevi Desni wat

    • @xJayteee
      @xJayteee 5 років тому +45

      Same . I dislocated my ankle once and my feet was pointing in a very interesting direction . I twisted it back and told my friend im fine , that was until i tried to stand up , that it decided to go into another interesting direction , then i realized i was fucked . It doesn't hurt at all due to the adrenaline rush i think .

    • @rocketship76
      @rocketship76 5 років тому +3

      @@xJayteee You just made my day!

    • @murryrawrowo5702
      @murryrawrowo5702 5 років тому

      -_CG18_ - ADRENALINE

  • @PK88.
    @PK88. 5 років тому +2996

    "Hes probably cheating on me"
    Guys:

  • @void9938
    @void9938 3 роки тому +111

    Your homies are so amazing and you are too. You were all so calm. Good advice, comfort, distractions, got ems on scene as fast as possible, and reassuring you. Kudos all around for handling this so well.

    • @Notmiddleg
      @Notmiddleg Рік тому +1

      He should've stayed down to reduce the risk of further damage

  • @jairdonporter6605
    @jairdonporter6605 5 років тому +2238

    Breaks several bones and bruises a lung
    "Is my bike ok?"
    Grim reaper: am I a joke to you?
    God: You're welcome

  • @ralpharpaio9480
    @ralpharpaio9480 5 років тому +2838

    Yo just call mors mutual, you’ll get the bike back

    • @crapheditz
      @crapheditz 5 років тому +61

      Omg this comment is so underrated😂

    • @thalmoragent9344
      @thalmoragent9344 5 років тому +6

      Rock Block
      How so? What’s the joke?

    • @crapheditz
      @crapheditz 5 років тому +4

      @@thalmoragent9344 what do mean

    • @magdiic3432
      @magdiic3432 5 років тому +53

      @@thalmoragent9344 in gta there is a company that you can call to get your destroyed cars back

    • @vertig0__
      @vertig0__ 5 років тому +8

      I got to get my car out of the impound

  • @lakrimacore5858
    @lakrimacore5858 5 років тому +2130

    Him: breaks 7 bones, keeps vlogging
    Me: stub my toe, "am I dead now?"

    • @alexmvk_
      @alexmvk_ 5 років тому +37

      stubbing your toe or walking on a lego is more deadly than breaking 7 bones

    • @ab-fe1vm
      @ab-fe1vm 5 років тому

      Your the best ❤

    • @adamchisholm3292
      @adamchisholm3292 5 років тому +1

      Lakrima in oogway’s voice: my time has come

    • @nathanhoule3855
      @nathanhoule3855 5 років тому

      Lakrima dead asssssss

  • @Thomas-wk5ll
    @Thomas-wk5ll 2 роки тому +47

    Im sure you have heard it all b4, you are lucky to be in recovery.
    I came off my bike 3 weeks ago on Bush track and broke my ankle.
    Back to the point thanks for posting this video, and showing how easy it is to come off, even when you are doing all the right things and wearing all the protective gear.
    Take car Man

    • @Hreeehyer24
      @Hreeehyer24 Рік тому

      Did he do everything right though? Don’t understand how he failed that turn so miserably. Didn’t even kinda brake or turn appropriately

    • @JMVQ37
      @JMVQ37 4 місяці тому

      I mean, he wasn’t really doing everything right

  • @nemo3257
    @nemo3257 5 років тому +2358

    0:19 when pain learns how to speak

    • @doggoww
      @doggoww 4 роки тому +39

      lmfao bruh

    • @shilmetabashum4094
      @shilmetabashum4094 4 роки тому +24

      LMAO

    • @PariahAmI
      @PariahAmI 4 роки тому +19

      Underrated.

    • @exotick_noob3777
      @exotick_noob3777 4 роки тому +52

      ihasagi2urheart thats not funny kid that happens when a lot of air is getting out of you and you can’t breathe good

    • @Kingofspeed157
      @Kingofspeed157 4 роки тому +11

      Thats not funny😡🤬🖕

  • @sniff123
    @sniff123 5 років тому +1754

    Normal person: CALL 911
    Stan:vodka,wheres my gopro my suit is soaked, wheres my bike, (gets gopro) so im in a ditch now,

    • @SCHULZE1
      @SCHULZE1 5 років тому +8

      Bolt Gamer shit I pissed myself laughing 😂

    • @juanitokennedy5046
      @juanitokennedy5046 5 років тому +3

      LMFAAOO I CANT UNHEAR HIM SAYING VODKA LMFAOOO

    • @ab-fe1vm
      @ab-fe1vm 5 років тому +1

      Your the best ❤

    • @Hi-vf9wx
      @Hi-vf9wx 5 років тому

      I swear bikers are another type of humans

  • @SeptemRoptem
    @SeptemRoptem 5 років тому +900

    Biker: * about to die *
    Also biker: what up youtube im here with kyle and the boyssss

    • @gabrielemugnai2602
      @gabrielemugnai2602 5 років тому +1

      Andrei?

    • @Th3UprightMan
      @Th3UprightMan 5 років тому

      Also biker: What up youtube I dropped my bike because I don't know how to place myself to corner and then target fixated like a complete amateur. Buy me a new bike because my dumbass surely deserves it!

  • @rev4rie
    @rev4rie 2 місяці тому +7

    Hearing his pain and his friend trying to find him like made me tear up, such a bad situation to be in

  • @gabbs2847
    @gabbs2847 5 років тому +1332

    Dude: is an inch from dying.
    Also dude: “NO MY BIKE” *starts vlogging*

  • @tyrone1580
    @tyrone1580 5 років тому +3055

    “This food is delicious, who made it”
    “Cardi B”
    0:19

    • @treborg69
      @treborg69 5 років тому +121

      I laughed way too hard at this

    • @zhkarma5491
      @zhkarma5491 5 років тому +56

      I laughed way too hard at this

    • @antagonist7924
      @antagonist7924 5 років тому +40

      I laughed way too hard at this

    • @MagooAU
      @MagooAU 5 років тому +21

      Actually dying right now

    • @antagonist7924
      @antagonist7924 5 років тому +77

      @@MagooAU fuck you

  • @StrikerFN
    @StrikerFN 2 роки тому +5

    God bless to the 1% who see this comment……..

  • @slim9484
    @slim9484 5 років тому +3282

    “I broke my back.”
    What do you mean by that?
    “My back is broken.”
    “Spinal.”

  • @NatoAfterDark
    @NatoAfterDark 5 років тому +765

    0:19 When He Said “AGHHGAHHHHHHBAHHHHHHHAGHHHHHHH!” I Felt That..

  • @robertbigford9356
    @robertbigford9356 Рік тому +2

    My cousin just did this a few days ago riding by himself. He broke his back and his legs. He was in the ditch for several hours before he was able to flag down a trucker who could see him waving his white t shirt

  • @benny3027
    @benny3027 5 років тому +860

    2:51
    "find his gopro"
    "nah you're not gonna find it"
    *staring right at the gopro*

    • @ajoneil4640
      @ajoneil4640 5 років тому +7

      Ik I was surprised I found it so fast lmao

    • @okyoushouldsubscribemenow8651
      @okyoushouldsubscribemenow8651 5 років тому +6

      We saw his camera view

    • @xeroxhydra2834
      @xeroxhydra2834 5 років тому +2

      bruh you copied me

    • @KenKen-kc4mw
      @KenKen-kc4mw 4 роки тому +1

      Xerox Hydra no one gives a shit

    • @MeBigEdgy
      @MeBigEdgy 4 роки тому +1

      @@KenKen-kc4mw FUCK OFF ME AND I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO WITH IT SO I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO WITH IT BUT I GUESS IT WAS JUST ME POINTING TO A LOT ABOUT THE JOKER WHO I THINK IT'S A BIT MORE OF THE WAY

  • @STANTHEMOTOMAN
    @STANTHEMOTOMAN  6 років тому +1225

    Thanks for the love and support. This was a very tough experience for me and it's heart warming to read all the positive comments. I will be sure to keep you all updated on the status of my condition.
    Edit: I've decided to make a separate video explaining what went wrong during the turn and what exactly was running through my mind

    • @NotMe-rl6fq
      @NotMe-rl6fq 6 років тому +4

      stan the moto man get better soon.

    • @jeonjungkook1484
      @jeonjungkook1484 6 років тому +5

      Don't worry of not going to upload videos and focus on recovering. Videos can wait!

    • @lennuthedog3441
      @lennuthedog3441 6 років тому +1

      stan the moto man get beter soon bls

    • @northark8044
      @northark8044 6 років тому +1

      Stay strong bro.

    • @jtii6878
      @jtii6878 6 років тому +3

      I remember when you loved your bike last week but now you have to let it go maybe... IF YOu lOvE mE LeT Me gOooOooOOo

  • @LXD091
    @LXD091 6 років тому +2052

    *crashes down in to ditch* *finds camera*
    ''aight, so... im in a ditch right now...''
    So you dont care about that you crashed? Oh and btw, you broke 7 BONES...

    • @esiuol360girl19
      @esiuol360girl19 5 років тому +12

      Tis but a scratch 😂

    • @taliesinangling3564
      @taliesinangling3564 5 років тому +7

      Just decided to casually pull over and have a little rest in the ditch... thanks for watching make sure to like share and subscribe peace

    • @terrariarules1966
      @terrariarules1966 5 років тому +1

      when they sead to look for his gopro he looks strait at it but dosent see it I think only his camra could see it'

    • @swedishpopo9410
      @swedishpopo9410 5 років тому

      Sir, you have stumbled upon a guy known as a “mad lad”

    • @kylek6575
      @kylek6575 5 років тому

      Addrenaline is a bitch

  • @a.l.d.a.16
    @a.l.d.a.16 3 роки тому +17

    0:58 That is what you call a bff

  • @alanwilson5216
    @alanwilson5216 5 років тому +3480

    0:25 Vodka.

    • @lc4gxrndmaim956
      @lc4gxrndmaim956 5 років тому +146

      Tf😂

    • @ohhjay4724
      @ohhjay4724 5 років тому +71

      Alan Wilson he said fuck

    • @_Misfit
      @_Misfit 5 років тому +384

      I can't unhear vodka now.

    • @ReggieKimball
      @ReggieKimball 5 років тому +15

      shltdlsturber neither can I 😂

    • @NH4NO3CH3NO2
      @NH4NO3CH3NO2 5 років тому +10

      Hahaahahahahaah thank you!

  • @DanDanTheFireman
    @DanDanTheFireman 4 роки тому +3422

    Hey! Can I use this footage for a close call analysis video? You would be helping others and full credit will be given in the description.

    • @romano1661
      @romano1661 4 роки тому +97

      Hey Dan! Did you analyze the video? If you did, you think you can send me the link? Thanks man I really enjoy watching your videos

    • @goalerzz
      @goalerzz 4 роки тому +69

      @@ac-130fan lmao no u

    • @LewisMorrey
      @LewisMorrey 4 роки тому +140

      How the fuck is this a close call he. Broke his back u idiot

    • @ac-130fan
      @ac-130fan 4 роки тому +37

      LewisMorrey because Dan Dan is a brainlet and the only “advice” he gives is don’t crash next and ride better.

    • @taijaunduncombe1106
      @taijaunduncombe1106 4 роки тому +2

      Damn,

  • @sombreropete1377
    @sombreropete1377 5 років тому +654

    In the beginning when he landed it sounded like he was throwing up

    • @joshuafountain
      @joshuafountain 5 років тому +7

      Yeah that's what I was thinking

    • @marineraider887
      @marineraider887 5 років тому +54

      He got the wind knocked out of him

    • @xTheNameisEthan
      @xTheNameisEthan 5 років тому +9

      Probably got the wind knocked out of him something fierce

    • @nun6996
      @nun6996 4 роки тому +58

      i've had the wind knocked out of me.. its fucking horrific.. you can breathe out but when you go to inhale its like your lungs are locked. You just have to wait until your brain stops freaking out and you are able to calmly breathe again.

    • @kape7069
      @kape7069 4 роки тому +4

      @@nun6996 probably everyone had

  • @IsabellaCasares-ci6jy
    @IsabellaCasares-ci6jy 6 місяців тому +10

    You are one tough guy I'm not gonna lie. Wishing you the best luck and a speedy recovery.

  • @lil_sawzall
    @lil_sawzall 5 років тому +531

    I appreciate much how the second rider took control of the situation in a professional manner. Respect+100

    • @Hi-vf9wx
      @Hi-vf9wx 5 років тому +4

      Yeah... Kinda?! I mean, when you break your back you're not supposed to move that much

    • @194_SS
      @194_SS 5 років тому

      Learn a bit about memes, Fallout and Skyrim, because it is not PLUS one hundred, it's Just one hundred.

    • @worm2592
      @worm2592 5 років тому

      Special Confusion spazmoid

    • @194_SS
      @194_SS 5 років тому

      @@worm2592 wtf.

    • @RyanDang2408
      @RyanDang2408 5 років тому

      I like the third one

  • @okcurrr5573
    @okcurrr5573 5 років тому +1139

    The fact he broke not one but 3 vertebrae is crazy. That’s three separate chances of damaging the spinal cord yet he avoided all of those chances

    • @blackcarmafia
      @blackcarmafia 5 років тому +16

      Fuck, my bike, my suit is wet OMG

    • @saucychainzyt4220
      @saucychainzyt4220 5 років тому

      .

    • @maurizioarrivabene8182
      @maurizioarrivabene8182 5 років тому +5

      Not really. It all depends on where the vertebrae broke...

    • @caitlynrp818
      @caitlynrp818 5 років тому +2

      Mattia Binotto yeah def. I broke my back and walked on it for like three years before I went in and found out

    • @alexehrhardt267
      @alexehrhardt267 5 років тому

      I know. Bummer man

  • @Clutched392
    @Clutched392 5 років тому +517

    2:10
    I love how he almost dies, and *this* is the only thing he’s concerned about

    • @inzwischen_inaktiv5078
      @inzwischen_inaktiv5078 5 років тому +4

      I doesn't make any sense. If he doesn't survive, he can't care about the motorcycle anymore so why tf would you first think about the cycle?

    • @LittleBarracuda
      @LittleBarracuda 4 роки тому +16

      @@inzwischen_inaktiv5078 You have never been in some sort of accident that gave you an adrenline rush and put you into a shock state, have you

    • @xxxextinctation184
      @xxxextinctation184 4 роки тому +5

      Bro I have crashed before but not as bad as he did. At first I didn't feel the pain and didn't think about me just about my bike. After 1 hour I felt my back was hurting really bad

    • @aerofiles5044
      @aerofiles5044 4 роки тому +1

      He's right yall better get your priorities straight 😂😂😂

    • @Professional_hooligan
      @Professional_hooligan 4 роки тому +4

      Lenia Drescher yea, I guess you don’t ride. I was hit by a car I got up and ran to my bike and picked it up I was more worried about it than anything in this world. If you ride you would understand the freedom of speed and fun you experience and it is really a bond with “man and machine” I’m only 15 about to be 16 and about to buy my first Zx6r and I would do anything to ride again

  • @mortalunknown8304
    @mortalunknown8304 3 роки тому +5

    damn, he is so pale at 2:17. You can literally see the difference in the color of skin from his face to his neck.

  • @travishopkins6539
    @travishopkins6539 5 років тому +745

    Stan: "I think I'm fine"
    Also Stan: "I was told I have four broken ribs, three broken vertebrae, and a bruised lung."

    • @Klearith
      @Klearith 3 роки тому +6

      The person was probably also in shock so he probably didn't feel *all* the pain

  • @radcliph5253
    @radcliph5253 5 років тому +909

    Potential life changing injuries
    “Group photo?”

  • @ashleymartin9843
    @ashleymartin9843 5 років тому +1170

    I was cringing so hard when he started moving, little tip never move after damaging anything near your back or part of your back

    • @jackstratton684
      @jackstratton684 5 років тому +119

      They say to avoid it but he was in water and said he felt freezing, that’s for sure hypothermia which can lead to muscles spasming to try and produce heat which can cause far worse injuries on the spine

    • @paffomi5110
      @paffomi5110 5 років тому +11

      _ Nimblebarrel69 _ lucky he didn’t end up worse than he did thrn

    • @coke900LP
      @coke900LP 5 років тому +6

      _ Nimblebarrel69 _ not within a few seconds

    • @paffomi5110
      @paffomi5110 5 років тому +5

      coke900 even the slightest movement can paralyse you, so its best not to move at all

    • @unoenityz6102
      @unoenityz6102 5 років тому +2

      coke900 better to get a bit chilly than move and possibly permanently paralyse yourself, he would’nt have gotten hyperthermia quick enough and the way he moved was so painful to watch 😂

  • @aria5981
    @aria5981 Рік тому +13

    Glad that youre okay! In the beginning, i could definitely relate to the labored breathing. When you have an impact on your back, your breath is forced out and it becomes very diffucult to take in breath. If you are ever in a situation like this, get your breathing under xontrol first and dont panic if nothing comes in for the first few breaths.

  • @Mickcmo
    @Mickcmo 4 роки тому +530

    Hearing your friends faintly “Stan where are you man? We’re coming” makes me so happy that in the moment you need them most they are all there and more than willing to help you and be there for you. I’m glad you’re making a full recovery.🙏🏼

  • @coreyg670
    @coreyg670 5 років тому +919

    If he wasn’t wearing his leathers or his helmet, he wouldn’t be alive to tell this story , keep safe, wear the right gear

    • @hrxvey
      @hrxvey 5 років тому +30

      The grass will have taken most of the impact away so he was extremely lucky

    • @nikita-ri2zp
      @nikita-ri2zp 5 років тому +1

      The friends would tell the story

    • @Boss-ru7fc
      @Boss-ru7fc 5 років тому +1

      I’m new to motorcycles/motorbikes why do you keep your helmet on after a crash

    • @corbinclouse2853
      @corbinclouse2853 5 років тому

      @@safetyfirst9378 facts, I heard a story like this happen to someone in my neighborhood, he died😬😪

    • @matthewhankins1577
      @matthewhankins1577 5 років тому +2

      It would be a pretty good UA-cam video if he didn't survive

  • @Bumblebee-2768
    @Bumblebee-2768 4 роки тому +760

    You’ve got a good friend man, he looked after you, and I love the fact you kept your spirits up by talking a group photos my dad just recently came off his bike too, hope you okay buddy.

    • @user-gy3jg4qf7v
      @user-gy3jg4qf7v 3 роки тому +5

      what else would you do? let him lay there by himself or sum?

    • @HunterJumpers-zz3oe
      @HunterJumpers-zz3oe Рік тому +1

      Well a lot of people like me just get super nervous and talk about all the bad things or just talk way to much. It happens to me every time

  • @evanatoryt3006
    @evanatoryt3006 3 роки тому +7

    0:20 the sound he made sounded so painful I can't imagine going through that 😖

  • @Perros1245
    @Perros1245 6 років тому +822

    bikers man. They almost die but they still think about the damn bike..

    • @c21bbr97
      @c21bbr97 6 років тому +8

      We always do hahah

    • @dg8383
      @dg8383 6 років тому +1

      haha

    • @javajakey4531
      @javajakey4531 6 років тому +30

      @@c21bbr97 The adrenaline of the moment doesn't let you feel pain.

    • @HallsoftheSummer
      @HallsoftheSummer 5 років тому +36

      As my friend once said "people heal, bikes don't" haha

    • @tomasmalin
      @tomasmalin 5 років тому +5

      @@HallsoftheSummer that's sick. :D Anyway, I was just like that after a car accident (with no major injuries though), just talking about the car over and over while everyone be like "dude...chill." :D

  • @jessebrokling195
    @jessebrokling195 5 років тому +806

    I know how it feels to almost get no breath
    It sucks

    • @scripted.-666
      @scripted.-666 5 років тому +17

      Me too
      Got Asthma tho

    • @makanipsu2081
      @makanipsu2081 5 років тому

      yep

    • @jessebrokling195
      @jessebrokling195 5 років тому +14

      @@scripted.-666 yes, and i got in an accident, one of my lung collapsed...luckily it recovered After if.

    • @sini9905
      @sini9905 5 років тому +9

      I once ran up a hill and then fell on the ground right on my back and couldnt breathe for 30 seconds, i thhoughg i was about to die, i was really scared

    • @xoce6210
      @xoce6210 5 років тому +3

      @@sini9905 are you like 10 or something

  • @itzpugz4843
    @itzpugz4843 5 років тому +350

    “Find his GoPro if you can”
    *go pro8* bruh I’m right under you

  • @leigh6223
    @leigh6223 4 роки тому +8

    1:50 me tryna get outta bed

  • @oliver76922
    @oliver76922 5 років тому +340

    Instructions not clear I only got paralysed from neck down but back is fine

    • @ste9497
      @ste9497 5 років тому +1

      Talk about clickbait

    • @spazzj2
      @spazzj2 5 років тому +1

      NoseySnake36933 how u writing this then ?

    • @lonelyglader8154
      @lonelyglader8154 5 років тому +8

      Lil Moto r/woooosh

    • @oliver76922
      @oliver76922 5 років тому +1

      Lil Moto i didn’t type this you did

    • @jakefromstatefarm7363
      @jakefromstatefarm7363 5 років тому

      @@spazzj2 what negative iq do you have to not get this joke

  • @dame45
    @dame45 6 років тому +832

    Damn bike life he was hurt and he was like no my bike

    • @David-kf4pt
      @David-kf4pt 5 років тому +4

      Been there, done that! I crashed my bike one month ago. I was with a broken leg crying and asking for my bike just because I was unable to see her... When the emergency medics came, I didn't authorized them to cut off my jacket! 😂

    • @blackcarmafia
      @blackcarmafia 5 років тому

      My crash: Are you ok??? NO, you need to help me lift my bike off the road right now!!!
      Fingers crossed it starts ... it starts .... ok now lets take it home.
      Once bike was in garage ... oh, look my leg is kinda fuked up, i guess i will need to go to hospital tommororw. Next day, i cant move an inch, muscles were torn :)
      I already bought first bike replacemebt parts by this time :)

  • @y0tan
    @y0tan 6 років тому +481

    Almost gets paralyzed.....owwww my bike. I fell bad 4 u❤

  • @FCMobileAddictPlayee
    @FCMobileAddictPlayee 2 роки тому +6

    He was lucky because if there was a tree he could’ve slip on the grass and slam into it. I’m glad your getting better Stan.

  • @simplenamed5173
    @simplenamed5173 5 років тому +289

    "Do you want a group picture?"
    Me: Bruh what the fu-

  • @eth23
    @eth23 5 років тому +1665

    *falls off bike, nearly dies*
    *Stan:* noooo my bike
    *Also Stan:* hey guys welcome to the video

    • @brickfacem109r9
      @brickfacem109r9 4 роки тому +8

      Its a biker thang, if you don't ride you wouldn't understand.

    • @wj-mtb4031
      @wj-mtb4031 4 роки тому +7

      You know, if your whole life is dedicated to riding bikes its almost the same as dying

    • @Goldblasterblaze
      @Goldblasterblaze 4 роки тому +3

      eth23 sometimes keeping your mind off the injury means less pain will come

    • @Miaajoness0
      @Miaajoness0 Рік тому

      "I think I'm fine"

  • @presidentobama9045
    @presidentobama9045 4 роки тому +770

    no joke that’s the sound I make when I’m constipated and trying to shit out whatever demon is inside me 0:18

    • @neutro3544
      @neutro3544 4 роки тому +87

      Thank you for sharing, obama.

    • @user-tw6jt7js4w
      @user-tw6jt7js4w 4 роки тому +14

      Does your wife have any idea about that... Oh wait it probably sounds like you are getting possessed my bad 😂

    • @Torraim
      @Torraim 4 роки тому +22

      Ah great now I’ll have to accept that I was laughing as someone broke their back

    • @Tacklefatkid
      @Tacklefatkid 4 роки тому +7

      I wonder what the people in the white house think when ur taking a shit....

    • @SucCoxInHell
      @SucCoxInHell 4 роки тому +3

      A

  • @sopky.7772
    @sopky.7772 Рік тому +3

    bro literaly went👹👺👻👾👽😮‍💨

  • @beanieteamie7435
    @beanieteamie7435 5 років тому +933

    2:52 _Talking about finding the go pro._
    *Go pro is on screen*

    • @alexanderpicazo1
      @alexanderpicazo1 5 років тому +18

      Stan's go pro

    • @Silver-md1ry
      @Silver-md1ry 5 років тому +11

      @@alexanderpicazo1 That was stan's, its hiding in the grass at 2:52

  • @jascuz1716
    @jascuz1716 5 років тому +765

    0:19 when ur mom tells 6 year old you to try broccoli

    • @phonix6807
      @phonix6807 5 років тому +1

      Look at my comment XD

    • @PassionateWank
      @PassionateWank 5 років тому +5

      might be the funniest comment in youtube history

    • @leonoortv4626
      @leonoortv4626 5 років тому +7

      @@PassionateWank so you must have youtube for like 1 day lmao

    • @Angerfist1010
      @Angerfist1010 5 років тому

      hey x

    • @benacio7587
      @benacio7587 5 років тому +1

      Jomxs on game cube LMFAO

  • @newfynate4611
    @newfynate4611 5 років тому +480

    The sounds he made on impact had my whole body tense with adrenaline, I didnt even know something like a sound could set that off.

    • @marcelrodriguez2067
      @marcelrodriguez2067 5 років тому +3

      That shit was hilarious lmao

    • @dezgaming8871
      @dezgaming8871 5 років тому +15

      When your 1000 pound bike lands on your back it fucks up your lungs and ribs so the grunting natrually happens like when people die all bodily fluids fall out

    • @piezku
      @piezku 5 років тому

      thats cringe man

    • @soryu__
      @soryu__ 5 років тому

      😂

    • @5tr4nge75
      @5tr4nge75 Рік тому +1

      Triggered my PTSD something special. I've had a complete right pneumothorax, and those sounds brought it all back, my chest is feeling phantom pains from it.

  • @enzoz88
    @enzoz88 4 роки тому +7

    I broke my leg in a dirt bike crash and they didn’t find me for what felt like forever. This video brings back that scary moment in my life. Hope you are ok man.

  • @Eshock-js6vz
    @Eshock-js6vz 5 років тому +427

    Was I the only one who herd vodka of 0:26 😂😂😂

    • @TacticianGrim
      @TacticianGrim 5 років тому +15

      now I did because of that, you drunk.

    • @WhirlingMusic
      @WhirlingMusic 5 років тому +29

      Someone giving him a shot of vodka at 0:19

    • @Eshock-js6vz
      @Eshock-js6vz 5 років тому +8

      Or he’s an alcoholic and he wants vodka to help the pain

    • @AzAzrael
      @AzAzrael 5 років тому +4

      Lmao no he said fuck it or fuck that

    • @Eshock-js6vz
      @Eshock-js6vz 5 років тому

      DARK SAAD are we listening to the same thing

  • @wamagsassuolo119
    @wamagsassuolo119 5 років тому +769

    2:10 I just heard my heart break.

    • @eotechs
      @eotechs 5 років тому +22

      Kostas Perivolis the way he says it like 😞

    • @SrzMMC
      @SrzMMC 5 років тому +5

      Kostas Perivolis dude he sounded so sad 😞

    • @oscarlindahl2476
      @oscarlindahl2476 5 років тому +1

      Charlie McNugget I though u would sound happy when ur bike gets damaged

    • @SrzMMC
      @SrzMMC 5 років тому +1

      @@oscarlindahl2476 Nononononoon

    • @rafab2774
      @rafab2774 5 років тому

      0:11 There was a funny road sign with arrow left on a yellow background, and 30km . I have no clue what kind of company commercial could that be. Any ideas?

  • @willmadsen6838
    @willmadsen6838 5 років тому +313

    As an emt I’d admit that moving right after you biffed it wasn’t the best idea but glad you didn’t have any further damage than you did
    Ride safe man glad you’re okay!

    • @OCinneide
      @OCinneide Рік тому +2

      When he’s in freezing water, as we say, life over limb.

    • @grAnita-
      @grAnita- Рік тому +26

      @@OCinneideit’s because you can move the spine in a “bad way” and dislocate a vertebra, resulting in permanent paralysis

    • @OCinneide
      @OCinneide Рік тому +5

      @@grAnita- and if he dies of hypothermia it won’t matter if his spine is alright

    • @grAnita-
      @grAnita- Рік тому +10

      @@OCinneide I would rather die of hypothermia rather than living the rest of my life paralyzed

    • @JackyBoneskull
      @JackyBoneskull Рік тому +1

      @@grAnita- you weren't wrong, but what you said was horrible and it made me laugh. I would also rather die than "live" as a paraplegic.

  • @benc.enlots
    @benc.enlots Рік тому +2

    Too fast into a sandy curve and you expected this to be different?
    Let me tell you something after 45+year of riding.. There are bold bikers and there are old bikers but very few bold old bikers.

  • @daegan00
    @daegan00 5 років тому +431

    Do NOT try to move your neck or anything spinal obviously. Seeing him move was irritating

    • @polo2758
      @polo2758 5 років тому +17

      Well he didn’t know so calm down

    • @Saturn512madeit
      @Saturn512madeit 5 років тому +31

      Sorry doctor but they did the best they could and they probably didn’t know

    • @Kryptix
      @Kryptix 5 років тому +7

      Michael H you don’t understand if they move him they could paralyse him for life and it would be the friends fault

    • @galaxyrises603
      @galaxyrises603 5 років тому +4

      @@Kryptix but they might not have know just in case you didn't hear

    • @sickfoo5506
      @sickfoo5506 5 років тому

      THPINAL

  • @jaivongrant8400
    @jaivongrant8400 5 років тому +532

    “Hey this tastes pretty good bro. What is it?”
    “It’s vegan.”
    Me: 0:19

    • @SaohLotus
      @SaohLotus 5 років тому +15

      Jaivon Grant why does this not have more likes

    • @antomaka2144
      @antomaka2144 5 років тому +7

      @@SaohLotus cuz its stupid

    • @mrsisterz4866
      @mrsisterz4866 5 років тому +24

      You know this is a funny comment but those stupid like beggars get more

    • @Mute_C1ty
      @Mute_C1ty 5 років тому +2

      Saoh Lotus probably cause a similar joke was made earlier with already 2k likes

    • @WASTED__POTENTIAL
      @WASTED__POTENTIAL 5 років тому +6

      Me trying to be quiet while I watch UA-cam at work:
      Me as soon as I click the timestamp in this comment: BWAWAWAWA *snort* *hiss* *choke* KMFLAFWABAHAHA!

  • @iloverefridgerators7694
    @iloverefridgerators7694 5 років тому +227

    3:25 "I think I'm fine man"
    4:38 "are you sure about that"

  • @m2ndless
    @m2ndless 4 роки тому +29

    i love how the other motorbike guy is so patient and helping 🥺

  • @ewana2489
    @ewana2489 5 років тому +77

    0:25 vodka

    • @T1eastsideofficial
      @T1eastsideofficial 5 років тому +5

      I laughed way too hard at this

    • @CEO-dg2xw
      @CEO-dg2xw 5 років тому +3

      Lmfao😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣😂💀💀💀🤦🏽‍♂️

    • @Jbooracer708
      @Jbooracer708 2 місяці тому

      Yo actually laughed at that

  • @Anthony-df4bs
    @Anthony-df4bs 5 років тому +257

    0:19 dude sounds like that news reporter that fell off the stage while stomping grapes at the vineyard lol. Glad you're okay.

    • @AnabolicRick915
      @AnabolicRick915 5 років тому +3

      Anthony Ricci I think that’s just the sound people make when seriously injured and have trouble breathing. Trying to gasp for air while also wanting to scream in pain.

    • @Brandon-nz7pd
      @Brandon-nz7pd 5 років тому +2

      Lmao he does!

    • @thewalkingmonkey3170
      @thewalkingmonkey3170 5 років тому +2

      Erick Ortiz he got the wind knocked out of him haha that’s why he’s marking that noise

    • @jw-8243
      @jw-8243 5 років тому +4

      @@Brandon-nz7pd "lmao" *guy is making death noices*

    • @Brandon-nz7pd
      @Brandon-nz7pd 5 років тому +1

      @@jw-8243 "niggaz die everyday b" - George W Bush

  • @corbinholcomb4714
    @corbinholcomb4714 5 років тому +628

    Nobody:
    Not a single soul:
    UA-cam recommended: HoW tO BreAak UR BaCK

    • @AvesZephyros
      @AvesZephyros 5 років тому +6

      Just when I see this cringe meme format die out, Corbin strikes back!

    • @thatstheguy07
      @thatstheguy07 5 років тому

      snowdon Seriously.

  • @skymaster0yt
    @skymaster0yt Рік тому +1

    moving with a broken back may cause permanent paralysis

  • @smilex6019
    @smilex6019 6 років тому +388

    Get Lilian, she‘ll treat you😌

    • @steven_ash
      @steven_ash 6 років тому +14

      Smilex You know this is serious right?

    • @davidpapp4140
      @davidpapp4140 6 років тому +49

      there is nothing we can do but to be optimistic :)

    • @Pluuton
      @Pluuton 6 років тому +48

      StevenAsh Playz don’t get mad, he’s trying to see positives in the situation.

    • @jtii6878
      @jtii6878 6 років тому +6

      Smilex *Facepalm*

    • @Axymoon
      @Axymoon 6 років тому +48

      Yeah it's serious, but if you have a good mood it helps you recover, so if someone want to make you smile when you are injured then it's way better if you are too serious. At least it's my opinion.

  • @bongo4319
    @bongo4319 5 років тому +286

    “ok so I broke all my shit, anyways the sad part is that my bike is gone”