How To Dump Your Motorcycle

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КОМЕНТАРІ • 8 тис.

  • @TrenTasticPizza
    @TrenTasticPizza 5 років тому +3675

    “Alright I’ve practiced for this, people are gonna ask if I’m okay.” “Hello sir thank you for stopping I’m okay.” I don’t know how I found that hilarious

    • @Camera.Car_
      @Camera.Car_ 5 років тому +75

      It was like all planned

    • @BingBangBrine
      @BingBangBrine 5 років тому +6

      bgw23 yeah it’s comedy

    • @mnm3484
      @mnm3484 5 років тому +10

      Probably the fact he may have said this to himself infront of the mirror a hundred times.

    • @snazzy9674
      @snazzy9674 4 роки тому +4

      It sounded so formal 😂

    • @9Carbine
      @9Carbine 4 роки тому +1

      “Alright I’ve practiced for this, people are gonna ask if I’m ok.” ......1 min later...... “ok, calm down”

  • @zaidang.f5365
    @zaidang.f5365 5 років тому +11263

    "Okay i practice for this , people gonna ask me if im okay"

  • @rau1488
    @rau1488 4 роки тому +6298

    Normal people falling off motorcycles: Oooh shi- Im dead!
    WALTERRIFIC: Weeeeeee!

    • @yarabaker3842
      @yarabaker3842 4 роки тому +92

      He’s a legend 😂😂

    • @tharusthedragon9480
      @tharusthedragon9480 4 роки тому +43

      I died when He* did that 🤣

    • @octane6684
      @octane6684 4 роки тому +6

      @@tharusthedragon9480 what with the He*? Tf is the * for

    • @tredman4202
      @tredman4202 4 роки тому +8

      Octane it says he edited his comment so clearly he corrected his mistake but why point it out?

    • @angelo2tuf
      @angelo2tuf 4 роки тому +8

      When I read “weeeeeee” died

  • @speeddemonalpha5900
    @speeddemonalpha5900 4 роки тому +2386

    Imagine the cops drove by as this happened and all they heard was “WOOO!! just like the movies!”
    Cop: just keep going, he’s loose in the head

  • @elliotwoodhouse2459
    @elliotwoodhouse2459 5 років тому +2436

    That has to be the most chilled out mid crash reactions I've ever heard
    "Wooo just like in the movies"

    • @justanothernoobe
      @justanothernoobe 5 років тому +4

      at least it wasn't on a Buell :)

    • @peterdynamo584
      @peterdynamo584 5 років тому +24

      That one line had me grinning like an idiot :)

    • @elliotwoodhouse2459
      @elliotwoodhouse2459 5 років тому +6

      @@peterdynamo584 I think it did for us all, others would be in shock or panicking for their bike/self but Walter makes the scene look as action like as possible, added the little combat roll in the end

    • @dakolbycrittenden-brown229
      @dakolbycrittenden-brown229 5 років тому +1

      @@justanothernoobe what do you mean by that?

    • @hannahcate
      @hannahcate 5 років тому

      Ikr.

  • @PrimeGaming10
    @PrimeGaming10 4 роки тому +9399

    911 : What's your emergency ?
    Crashed biker : Sir , you need to calm down

  • @matthewtall8537
    @matthewtall8537 4 роки тому +5325

    Walter: *Going 80 miles per hour on a turn*
    "This is fine"

    • @nugginusslover476
      @nugginusslover476 4 роки тому +73

      He could have easily taken the corner at that speed and not crash though

    • @matthewtall8537
      @matthewtall8537 4 роки тому +14

      @@nugginusslover476 joke bud. It's a joke.

    • @nugginusslover476
      @nugginusslover476 4 роки тому +5

      @@matthewtall8537i thought you were joking that it was not fine

    • @matthewtall8537
      @matthewtall8537 4 роки тому +2

      @@nugginusslover476 it's all good then. No harm no foul.

    • @NashRailfan
      @NashRailfan 4 роки тому +2

      Mr. BigSlav he was goin 90mph

  • @psychodog8117
    @psychodog8117 4 роки тому +481

    Me in a crash: My Time Has Come.
    Walterrific in a Crash: *I’m going to ignore the fact that I crashed.*

  • @dawidmikan2394
    @dawidmikan2394 5 років тому +8914

    Imagine driving by with your window down while he’s crashing and hear “WoO JuSt lIkE ThE mOvIeS”

    • @charging_station2
      @charging_station2 5 років тому +76

      😂

    • @PaaaPossu
      @PaaaPossu 5 років тому +24

      Lol

    • @RipMeGaming
      @RipMeGaming 5 років тому +68

      I heard someone say that before! XD

    • @larissainaction
      @larissainaction 5 років тому +8

      Dawid Mikan 🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @Ijwtcawn
      @Ijwtcawn 4 роки тому +6

      Ahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahhahahahah Ahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahhahahahah

  • @jazminyz
    @jazminyz 5 років тому +3080

    “I’ve practiced this”
    Me practicing random ass scenarios in my head that most likely won’t happen😂

    • @yournameyourlastname4873
      @yournameyourlastname4873 5 років тому +35

      I already know what I'm gonna do when the monkey AND the unicorn apocalypse start

    • @jazminyz
      @jazminyz 5 років тому +7

      Fjff Bcbxbx on snap haven’t practiced that one yet

    • @andykwan-d5m
      @andykwan-d5m 4 роки тому +3

      Jazmin Lopez: me getting a gf lmaoooo

    • @jazminyz
      @jazminyz 4 роки тому +2

      Andly Kwan me pretending my co worker likes me💀

    • @theballdoctor
      @theballdoctor 4 роки тому +3

      This is what he was daydreaming about

  • @swoog7805
    @swoog7805 5 років тому +7987

    I have never seen someone reacting so cool and calm to a crash

    • @jessehattingh8556
      @jessehattingh8556 5 років тому +275

      Lots of practice ;)

    • @Digambaran.y
      @Digambaran.y 5 років тому +9

      @@jessehattingh8556 🤣🤣🤣

    • @SUPERMURSU159
      @SUPERMURSU159 5 років тому +141

      Its adrenaline that makes you stay calm

    • @mort7987
      @mort7987 5 років тому +77

      If you've crashed before you know what you're gonna do

    • @OPservatorV2
      @OPservatorV2 5 років тому +40

      @@mort7987 bullshit - i've crashed at my motorcycle driving licence lessons (in Poland you've to ride 20 hours to attempt an exam) at 70 kmph and i was so calm - the first thing i did was to check if everyone is ok, then i checked myself and lastly - the motocycle, that turned itself off after crash).

  • @trippa3553
    @trippa3553 4 роки тому +644

    0:44 he’s the first guy I’ve seen laughing as he’s bailing off his bike 😂

  • @SoupyPoopy21
    @SoupyPoopy21 5 років тому +3080

    "WOOOO yeah, just like the movies!" Is not a phrase I would expect to hear in a motorcycle crash

  • @zacheryjones3341
    @zacheryjones3341 4 роки тому +1351

    His little “woo” when he flipped his legs 😂

    • @fluffy6628
      @fluffy6628 4 роки тому +7

      Loved that

    • @greedisbad9890
      @greedisbad9890 4 роки тому +5

      If you know it's your fault or you just have a good day, you wont get mad lmao
      I just laugh after my first time getting hit from behind and fall lmao

    • @felpsie2461
      @felpsie2461 4 роки тому

      Greed is Bad 😳😳

  • @lillygacha501
    @lillygacha501 5 років тому +2859

    “Just like the movies!”
    My new favorite quote

  • @slenderman5162
    @slenderman5162 4 роки тому +110

    0:45 he was sliding on the road like he was going down a slide in a water theme park

  • @chasebulleri7347
    @chasebulleri7347 5 років тому +3340

    Falls off his bike and starts rolling: “weeee just like the movies!”

    • @milky1745
      @milky1745 5 років тому +112

      Chaz43 “ITS OKAY I PRACTICED FOR THIS”

    • @davedavedavelol
      @davedavedavelol 5 років тому +65

      man I don’t understand how he is that cool with him just falling off the bike at like 60 miles
      Edit: Speaking of 60 miles. I got 60 likes. Good job boys. I will buy you a ferarri or something.

    • @duh285
      @duh285 5 років тому +8

      I said that when i rolled with my bmw m4

    • @mgnjoker1624
      @mgnjoker1624 5 років тому +2

      Loo

    • @davedavedavelol
      @davedavedavelol 5 років тому

      DJ Kotkas still should hurt

  • @kxvngj8776
    @kxvngj8776 4 роки тому +1261

    no one:
    license plate: *p l a t e*

  • @wemustbecomemachines2012
    @wemustbecomemachines2012 5 років тому +3061

    "Don't worry sir, I've practiced panicking instead of making the turn."

    • @dubsteppro777
      @dubsteppro777 5 років тому +64

      Right! Ease on the front break, downshift, lean inside and counter steer, ease off break and throttle out. Simple cornering technique would have saved him from this even at the speed he was going.

    • @dubsteppro777
      @dubsteppro777 5 років тому +14

      You just always have to be in the mindset of, calm people live, panicky people die

    • @DeCavalcante
      @DeCavalcante 5 років тому +8

      He probably did practice this and he did it for the views lol

    • @davidnally2426
      @davidnally2426 5 років тому +12

      @@DeCavalcante always that one person

    • @Injamben
      @Injamben 5 років тому +2

      Hindsight is always 20/20.

  • @fxyzq
    @fxyzq 3 роки тому +57

    He just said “okay okay calm down i practiced for this people are going to come ask if I’m okay 😂”

  • @matthewezell367
    @matthewezell367 4 роки тому +2203

    now imagine a kid in shorts and a tshirt wreaking like that... when you wear leathers you get to go on a fun slide were you dont get hurt

    • @LloOFFICIAL
      @LloOFFICIAL 4 роки тому +74

      Forget chicken strips, all new *dude strips* (patent pending) . Just knock an un-gearded dude's bike and eat his skin that he left on the road. Finders keepers.

    • @rainboi7894
      @rainboi7894 4 роки тому +9

      I am that kid now

    • @tommegg8486
      @tommegg8486 4 роки тому +20

      Even just a standard jacket is better than a t shirt, trust me I learned the hard way....
      Ride safe boys

    • @webb555
      @webb555 4 роки тому +43

      Wearing leather: Weeeeeeeee just like the movies!!
      Wearing shorts and a t-shirt: AHHFCKDBIOSOJFBJSISOWJRBRNDAHUEDHAUWYDH

    • @speedx287
      @speedx287 4 роки тому +2

      Владимир Mopeds that you get at *15* but can mod to go 100+ km/h

  • @user-nj3xq1ev9f
    @user-nj3xq1ev9f 4 роки тому +2351

    **almost gets really hurt**
    Him: haha just like the movies 😎

    • @myah3617
      @myah3617 4 роки тому +7

      Casual lol

    • @VtecGuru
      @VtecGuru 4 роки тому +3

      Pp

    • @mari71c0
      @mari71c0 3 роки тому +4

      bikers are just a different breed than the rest of humanity

    • @lelandcox8096
      @lelandcox8096 3 роки тому +2

      if you wreck like he did it really doesn’t hurt as bad as people would think

    • @supercat82b20
      @supercat82b20 3 роки тому +1

      @@lelandcox8096 I dont ride bikes but I'd expect that since he's wearing thick clothes and no exposed skin it would just be a little rough and maybe a few scuffs and bruises

  • @dort9288
    @dort9288 4 роки тому +746

    I love this guy, the man said “ awooooo, just like the movies” when he rolled and said “ ok I’ve practiced this people are going to ask me if I’m ok”. And his plate literally says “plate”

  • @coltwilson3271
    @coltwilson3271 4 роки тому +167

    Telling the guy to “calm down” was projecting at its finest.

    • @diegocandelaria7871
      @diegocandelaria7871 3 роки тому +7

      Tbf that guy was gonna pick it up by the handlebars, & from the wrong side, easily could have engaged the throttle by accident

    • @ramizalizada4565
      @ramizalizada4565 3 роки тому +9

      @@diegocandelaria7871 ummm, he already hit the kill switch first thing... and it was in gear without the clutch it wouldn’t turn on, but I think he just didn’t want someone who’s not used to the weight to try and lift the front of the bike Bc they can drop it halfway.

    • @lberc20
      @lberc20 Рік тому +1

      Dude was calm af what?

    • @undrwrldsk8fred
      @undrwrldsk8fred Місяць тому

      ⁠@@ramizalizada4565 yeah cuz worrying about the Good Samaritan dropping your bike in the grass after you just dumped it on the pavement going 50 into the turn makes so much sense

    • @ramizalizada4565
      @ramizalizada4565 Місяць тому

      @@undrwrldsk8fred its just unnecessary, and he could injure himself trying to lift it up like that.could be that as well. still no need to rush it. no big emergency, just letting know to do it the right way

  • @pleasehelpmewithmylife9953
    @pleasehelpmewithmylife9953 4 роки тому +2010

    Walter: oh no I’m gonna crash
    Also Walter: *WEEEEEEEEEEEE, wow just like the movies*

    • @zombie3317
      @zombie3317 4 роки тому +2

      Please help Me with my life good job you know how to steal comments:)

    • @mohamedmohamedali177
      @mohamedmohamedali177 4 роки тому +1

      Fade Harley get a life loser

    • @zombie3317
      @zombie3317 4 роки тому +1

      @@mohamedmohamedali177 imagine that a ten year old telling me to get a life lmao amazing

    • @mohamedmohamedali177
      @mohamedmohamedali177 4 роки тому +2

      Fade Harley So everyone in in the comments is a 10y/o huh

    • @zombie3317
      @zombie3317 4 роки тому +1

      @@mohamedmohamedali177 Nah I never said that but what I am gonna say is 99% of people who use this app only have 5 brain cells and you are part of that 99%

  • @tempspeed1115
    @tempspeed1115 5 років тому +3250

    Crashes going 15 “breaks collar bone” crashes at like 40.“woah, just like the movies” 😂

    • @ZachAndFriends1996
      @ZachAndFriends1996 5 років тому +56

      He was doing less than 40 by the time of impact

    • @Leecop-et8mb
      @Leecop-et8mb 5 років тому +132

      I crashed at 5 mph and obtained the worst wrist injury that my surgeon and his team had seen in 10 years.
      And he treats around 3 to 5 a day.

    • @Leecop-et8mb
      @Leecop-et8mb 5 років тому +103

      It's all about how you land

    • @aptomedia4731
      @aptomedia4731 5 років тому +37

      @@Leecop-et8mb I was on a non electric scooter and going max speed down a hill. So prob 10 mph. Landed on the side of the metal bar you put your foot on. Broke my femur clean through.

    • @redbullman1675
      @redbullman1675 5 років тому

      Yep

  • @caden3122
    @caden3122 5 років тому +2092

    Walter: *falls off bike going above highway limit*
    Also Walter: “it’s fine, just like the movies”

    • @nichtoliver6446
      @nichtoliver6446 5 років тому +5

      Lmao haha ur right

    • @Aiken47
      @Aiken47 5 років тому +3

      EastCoastExotics 40 on the speedo?

    • @caden3122
      @caden3122 5 років тому +6

      Aiken he was going 40 at the time he ditched the bike. He started going into the turn at about 80

    • @daviddoyodance3085
      @daviddoyodance3085 5 років тому +1

      @@caden3122

    • @Gav763
      @Gav763 5 років тому +5

      _woop woop_ *terrain terrain*
      puLL uP
      *PULL uP*

  • @defdac
    @defdac 2 роки тому +3

    You're trending on reddit with the headline "Happiest motorcycle crash I ever seen" :)

  • @johnogle7146
    @johnogle7146 4 роки тому +14849

    He told the person that was helping him to “calm down”

    • @haiderrr_01
      @haiderrr_01 4 роки тому +239

      😂😂

    • @jeremydipilato1428
      @jeremydipilato1428 4 роки тому +1086

      Honestly, lol I enjoy Walters attitude but I would have at least got dude's name and shook his hand. I imagine he was upset at himself in the moment

    • @memzy.g47
      @memzy.g47 4 роки тому +43

      John Ogle 😂😂 the way you said it

    • @omarobeid48
      @omarobeid48 4 роки тому +19

      I know right

    • @BeatzByBen
      @BeatzByBen 4 роки тому +9

      sack

  • @TyOn2Wheels314
    @TyOn2Wheels314 5 років тому +807

    That dude straight went Spongebob "ight Imma head out" on Walt lmao.

    • @varenick359
      @varenick359 5 років тому

      .. Frannk.? Is that you..?

    • @TyOn2Wheels314
      @TyOn2Wheels314 5 років тому +1

      @@varenick359 My name is definitely not Frannk. 😁

    • @TyOn2Wheels314
      @TyOn2Wheels314 5 років тому +3

      @@Feelstoramusic You're on thin ice buddy.

    • @andreewseymour314
      @andreewseymour314 5 років тому +1

      Dude I’ve seen ur comments all over UA-cam I feel like your stalking me.

    • @TyOn2Wheels314
      @TyOn2Wheels314 5 років тому +2

      @@andreewseymour314 I am everywhere at all times.

  • @myr3alnam397
    @myr3alnam397 5 років тому +583

    It's good to see you are okay, it could've end differently.

    • @Jadenboiiii
      @Jadenboiiii 5 років тому +35

      How to break your collerbone pt 2

    • @S1000rrBoi
      @S1000rrBoi 5 років тому +4

      @@Jadenboiiii 😂😂

  • @bayuww
    @bayuww 4 роки тому +18

    This dude is more concerned of the motorcycle than himself. What a legend

    • @callieogle406
      @callieogle406 2 роки тому

      Natural to check the bike first 😂

  • @explorerford
    @explorerford 5 років тому +771

    "WEEEEEEEEEEE, Just like movies."
    - Walter

    • @explorerford
      @explorerford 5 років тому +3

      Yay Thanks for the likes

    • @BluerPanda1411
      @BluerPanda1411 5 років тому

      Shut up you big stupid boy

    • @Flumpie_Waffle
      @Flumpie_Waffle 5 років тому +2

      @@BluerPanda1411 don't fight with him for no reason you play fortnite I feel sorry for you oh wait maybe I don't cuz Apex is better and pubg

    • @slowspecv69
      @slowspecv69 5 років тому +1

      OCTAS u play fortnite

    • @jackstrong6560
      @jackstrong6560 5 років тому

      OCTAS chill holy shit

  • @nicholas6349
    @nicholas6349 5 років тому +634

    “I’ve practiced for this, people are going to stop and ask if I’m okay”
    “Hello sir, thank you for stopping I am okay”

    • @iTzzMana
      @iTzzMana 5 років тому

      literally my favorite part of the video hahahahaha like its just so wholesome

  • @teamgamer3618
    @teamgamer3618 5 років тому +2013

    *Walter the type of guy to shout "Weee" of joy crashing at 75 MPH*

    • @silenthill4
      @silenthill4 5 років тому +29

      I often yell "that must have hurt" when I hurt myself badly

    • @TheChrizzy
      @TheChrizzy 5 років тому +17

      It was 75 *km/h* not mph 😊 Still quite fast though 😬

    • @TheChrizzy
      @TheChrizzy 5 років тому

      @Colin Rist Yeah okay, I see that, now that I've replayed the video. But the crash actually happened at approximately 65 km/h so I wasn't that far off 😂

    • @wingedgamer563
      @wingedgamer563 5 років тому +3

      @@TheChrizzy no walter lives in Maryland The usa which uses mph

    • @traitoR142
      @traitoR142 5 років тому +6

      Why would his speedo be in KPH ? He was passing cars heading into the turn on the highway, his speedo said 90+, i'm assuming MPH as it's american, the temp is in fahrenheit. Way to damn fast anyways.

  • @Cmiygl0912
    @Cmiygl0912 4 роки тому +58

    Normal people when falling off a motorcycle: IM GONNA DIE
    Walter: Weeeee! Yes! Just like the movies!

  • @killerx2736
    @killerx2736 5 років тому +439

    i love how he didnt seem fazed "woooooo, i practiced for this "

    • @collinjarrell4367
      @collinjarrell4367 5 років тому

      Killer X that’s so right lol 😂

    • @XxJD1RTYxX
      @XxJD1RTYxX 5 років тому +1

      I wanna know how he practiced for it lol

  • @goobygoober_69
    @goobygoober_69 4 роки тому +2098

    Is anyone else amazed at how his phone is still perfectly on his bike

    • @mora7136
      @mora7136 4 роки тому +119

      phone stand is probably the sponsor of the video

    • @xxibgdrgn5933
      @xxibgdrgn5933 4 роки тому +105

      His phone was paid actor

    • @timoarrg
      @timoarrg 4 роки тому +26

      @@xxibgdrgn5933 true, I was the phone

    • @me-lr4pz
      @me-lr4pz 4 роки тому +10

      TimoArrg *wait, you’re getting paid?*

    • @timoarrg
      @timoarrg 4 роки тому +10

      @@me-lr4pz I'm a paid actor, sorry

  • @driftpoolone1325
    @driftpoolone1325 4 роки тому +2379

    THAT'S THE HAPPIEST CRASH I'VE EVER SEEN IN MY WHOLE LIFE
    HE'S SO BADASS THAT HE CALMS DOWN THE GUY WHO IS HELPING HIM

    • @ucg-gaming
      @ucg-gaming 4 роки тому +79

      I’m fucked
      I’m fucked
      I’m fucked
      I’m fucked
      I’m fucked
      I’m fucked
      (Crash)
      Woooooooo, just like the movies.

    • @jpcavicepresident3654
      @jpcavicepresident3654 4 роки тому +5

      UCG-gaming lmao

    • @silentz0r
      @silentz0r 3 роки тому +7

      That's not that uncommon. A car once crashed into me while I was riding my motorcycle on a highway and I broke my arm. The guy in the car behind me who saw the whole thing unfold stopped to see if I needed help and was extremely shook up. I kept telling him it was okay and that I just needed to get to the hospital.

    • @mackan98502
      @mackan98502 3 роки тому +2

      im kinda the same but for some reason i seem to be annoyingly calm because i make people angry withg how calm im. i just start to repeat "shit happens, could be worse" in my head and that keeps me calm and helps me think more about making the place safe, like turning of the bike, is it in grass i try to take it away to lower the risk of a fire starting and so on.

    • @Abdullah_khan2288
      @Abdullah_khan2288 3 роки тому +1

      He probably PROBABLY WOULD HAVE SAVED IT. IF HE DID ONE OF THOSE REALLY LOW MOTO GP TURNS

  • @GianEditss
    @GianEditss 4 роки тому +183

    I like how calm he was when he was crashing
    "Wooo, Just like the movies"

    • @FilthyApple
      @FilthyApple 4 роки тому +2

      @diferencial diferencial or it is bc he knows he has a sliding frame on the bike that will protect the bike

    • @alexmendez5875
      @alexmendez5875 3 роки тому

      He doesn't know how to turn on it, and is overly confident when crashing. The sign of a jackass. He literally told the guy that stopped to "calm down" lol.

    • @hbkbrin69
      @hbkbrin69 3 роки тому

      @@alexmendez5875 or maybe because it wasnt a bad crash he want going that fast for injury

    • @alexmendez5875
      @alexmendez5875 3 роки тому

      @@hbkbrin69 That just makes it worse. He can't control his bike at all

    • @DaSilverBackz
      @DaSilverBackz 3 роки тому

      @@alexmendez5875 you don’t understand. He was acting all chill and joke like, and just trying to make it happier. He wasn’t hurt at all much and his bike is ok. He knew that, that’s why he joked around. He told the guy to “calm down” because he was going to touch it to turn it off when it already was. And the full sentence was “calm down it’s not going to go anywhere” understand?
      Edit he can control his bike, it’s like a normal bike, turn to much your going to fall. He has control just please, you’re acting the d bag here

  • @Mr-Extraterrestrial
    @Mr-Extraterrestrial 4 роки тому +1502

    “Wooo, just like the movies”
    What a legend

    • @yarabaker3842
      @yarabaker3842 4 роки тому +2

      Alien lmao

    • @pphnxxx
      @pphnxxx 4 роки тому +1

      So true , saying that will falling

    • @be.7224
      @be.7224 4 роки тому +1

      🤣

    • @unispacellama13
      @unispacellama13 4 роки тому +1

      700th like bro

    • @MeyerBen27
      @MeyerBen27 4 роки тому +1

      This is the line that made me think it was a stunt until I saw the rest then I laughed at myself like wow how did he not get hurt more and his bike not more damaged. Frame sliders be damned.

  • @coltonengelman9080
    @coltonengelman9080 5 років тому +1363

    Falls off bike going 75 first thing comes to mind, “woah just like the movies” 😂😂😂

    • @helle9028
      @helle9028 5 років тому +23

      He was at 40, check it again

    • @ommymora5996
      @ommymora5996 5 років тому +3

      Where 75? U blind? It was 40

    • @burneraccount1394
      @burneraccount1394 5 років тому +3

      Τομμι Μόρα it was sarcasm you fools

    • @infinityapx
      @infinityapx 5 років тому +15

      @@helle9028 he prob means kph not mph bc thats about the conversion

    • @joelisac8037
      @joelisac8037 5 років тому

      My life

  • @kawada0362
    @kawada0362 5 років тому +1287

    Motorcycle accident statistics : am i a joke to you ?

  • @samueljones7457
    @samueljones7457 3 роки тому +6

    my man went 84 into a curve and fell off the bike and then said as calmly as can be "wooo! just like the movies."
    What an absolute lad.

  • @sixwheelcarlisle8491
    @sixwheelcarlisle8491 5 років тому +475

    Funny how the guy that stopped said “Ok, i’m outta hear.” Lol

    • @EsFourB9
      @EsFourB9 5 років тому +68

      Walter was all like wow chill out dude and like sarcastically saying excuse me

    • @TyeTheGreat
      @TyeTheGreat 5 років тому +99

      ttvFadeVizion ikr the guy was just there to help and he was being kinda rude

    • @anthonymartini7064
      @anthonymartini7064 5 років тому +54

      @@TyeTheGreat Ya the "calm down" was definitely rude, he was just trying to help lol

    • @innosensecal
      @innosensecal 5 років тому +32

      @@TyeTheGreat Yea he was, proper rude to a guy who just wanted to help.

    • @DzleByte
      @DzleByte 5 років тому +33

      Low key Walter was rude to the poor guy, he wanted out after that

  • @thatoneguy8838
    @thatoneguy8838 5 років тому +1295

    I love that his license plate just says "plate" 😂😂😂

    • @mejd23
      @mejd23 5 років тому +23

      NeverNot_ Weird its such a walter thing to do😂

    • @mfThump
      @mfThump 5 років тому +4

      how to sell an edm track -> "plate (exclusive) (NO SHARE)"

    • @Callawaygolfer
      @Callawaygolfer 5 років тому +1

      NeverNot_ Weird LOL 😂

    • @noblemagi
      @noblemagi 5 років тому +1

      Mine have my name and says private goods

  • @zerobuterxz6418
    @zerobuterxz6418 5 років тому +391

    "I'm quack I'm quack I'm quack I'm quack I'm QUACK" - Walter 2019

  • @bung0o
    @bung0o 4 роки тому +24

    “Just like the movies” was his first initial reaction sliding

  • @astrophelia
    @astrophelia 4 роки тому +1595

    “It’s okay calm down it’s not gonna go anywhere”
    My sensitive ass in that conversation: *immediately is embarrassed and starts crying*

  • @colbymydude4847
    @colbymydude4847 5 років тому +924

    Nobody:
    Waltterific: (crashes and slides at 40mph) WOOO Just Like The Movies I practiced for this😂🤣🤣

  • @georgearmaos9811
    @georgearmaos9811 5 років тому +1278

    What a freaking boss, he crashed and acted like he dropped his lollipop😂

    • @Ledidor
      @Ledidor 5 років тому +22

      Except after you drop your lollipop you don't pick it up because it's dirty...

    • @void_qq2897
      @void_qq2897 5 років тому +6

      Genin
      If I dropped my lollipop I would also say just like the movies

    • @totallymark8648
      @totallymark8648 5 років тому +2

      But if u drop ur lollipop u dont say "just like in the movies". that would be dam funny

    • @carboardoncola9238
      @carboardoncola9238 5 років тому

      True

    • @foxzmtb1253
      @foxzmtb1253 5 років тому

      Dropping the candy is 1000× worse

  • @MBoe2
    @MBoe2 4 роки тому +41

    4:16 so much trash laying around there

  • @Titnags
    @Titnags 5 років тому +2214

    After a crash
    everyone: oh no i broke my bike
    Walter: Hell yeah a new video!

    • @marcrchtz9024
      @marcrchtz9024 5 років тому +5

      Normal people: oh god i hope i didnt broke my arm

    • @tuni2303
      @tuni2303 5 років тому +8

      Walter: oh im spinning over, how much fun

    • @naitranaitra8196
      @naitranaitra8196 5 років тому +2

      @@marcrchtz9024 It's quite common to worry about your bike first XD,
      atleast in my two crashes (one was my fault).

    • @chucky29949
      @chucky29949 5 років тому +1

      Clout Crash

    • @wh0s_max126
      @wh0s_max126 5 років тому +1

      WOOO just like the movies

  • @TacoTalo
    @TacoTalo 4 роки тому +680

    0:50 “Just like the simulations.”

    • @isobutyl
      @isobutyl 4 роки тому +10

      ChonkyCat he’s a speedrunner

    • @Darhk00x
      @Darhk00x 4 роки тому +5

      Lol Star Wars reference

  • @hfhfj24
    @hfhfj24 5 років тому +735

    "I practiced for this " 😂

  • @Not_honest_enough
    @Not_honest_enough 4 роки тому +8

    When you press X as a joke and then in a split second you see the *X to dismount*
    0:41

  • @soumyadey7387
    @soumyadey7387 5 років тому +1352

    2 days ago: Rewatched the how to break your collar bone video.
    Today: Ahh shit, here we go again.

    • @marcinszuper6252
      @marcinszuper6252 5 років тому +2

      Subscribe for the glory of Naruto runners shiet me too man

    • @vYaboyX_-
      @vYaboyX_- 5 років тому +1

      Subscribe for the glory of Naruto runners i know i watched that yesterday or the day before last😂🤣😂

    • @katiapereira5650
      @katiapereira5650 5 років тому +1

      I was about to stay that 😂😂😂

    • @shane6766
      @shane6766 5 років тому +1

      Same

    • @big_boy203
      @big_boy203 5 років тому +1

      Dude same

  • @x_sophie_631
    @x_sophie_631 5 років тому +522

    The way you went “I practised for this” got me dead😂

    • @x_sophie_631
      @x_sophie_631 5 років тому

      CORINNE CHARTRAND actually it’s not cause he wasn’t “practicing” with an object therefore he *practised*

    • @Leecop-et8mb
      @Leecop-et8mb 5 років тому

      @@x_sophie_631 bruh...

    • @helloiateurcookies1428
      @helloiateurcookies1428 5 років тому

      You mean practice

    • @nolanrains2738
      @nolanrains2738 5 років тому

      Wow this is the most passive aggressive conversation I have seen/heard in a while

    • @justinrstone
      @justinrstone 5 років тому +2

      It's okay... Most Americans don't understand how English is used around the rest of the world. Carry on.

  • @bufftammy735
    @bufftammy735 5 років тому +640

    "Hey Walter what was it like to crash a motorcycle?"
    "JUST LIKE THE MOVIES"
    Gotta love it

  • @bobbleheadtrishp6661
    @bobbleheadtrishp6661 3 роки тому +78

    Police man patrolling: I think I’ll check the target and neighborhood, so take this exit to the left...
    Biker: sKRRRT “HAHA JUST LIKE THE MOVIES!”
    Passenger: “Officer, we should check if he’s alright.”
    Officer: “Nah he’s fine. That’s Walter, he broke his collar bone and still cracked a joke. A little daydream can’t hurt the guy.”

  • @Beausboys
    @Beausboys 4 роки тому +725

    Him: crashes
    Also him: wooooooooo just like the movies!

  • @GoonRides
    @GoonRides 5 років тому +883

    My man said “woohooo” when he was sliding on they freeway 🤣🤣🤣

    • @Auxlixe
      @Auxlixe 4 роки тому +1

      Ikr lmao

    • @cjim3902
      @cjim3902 4 роки тому

      Shit when I went down I was trying not to hit a median not say woohoooo😂😂😂

  • @ItsJayTho
    @ItsJayTho 4 роки тому +397

    “Plate” has to be the best license plate I’ve ever seen

  • @yaboireptar1246
    @yaboireptar1246 2 роки тому +2

    this dudes reaction to almost dying is priceless
    the little "WOO" when he did a flip was hilarious

  • @Sorennn94
    @Sorennn94 5 років тому +972

    Respect to the guy who stopped to check if he was ok 👍

    • @pika7614
      @pika7614 5 років тому +12

      Well i mean, if you see someone fall of a bike and slide across the road for a solid 3 seconds I think most people would stop by to ask if he was okay

    • @TheMonkeypigs
      @TheMonkeypigs 5 років тому +65

      Shame he was so rude to him.

    • @Exata1337
      @Exata1337 5 років тому

      @@TheMonkeypigs what do you mean rude to him? he just pointed out that pulling it like he was gonna do wouldnt help much, and saved him the trouble (and actually, if he tried, thats risking a strain on the back due to the way you'd pull it up from that position, and also considering this guy looked like he wasnt on the young side either). he didnt even say it in a rude manner so not entirely sure what events you're talking about...

    • @brokenmolly6061
      @brokenmolly6061 5 років тому +20

      @@Exata1337 he could've been way nicer about it.

    • @TheMonkeypigs
      @TheMonkeypigs 5 років тому +5

      Thanks for your detailed analysis based on nothing but assumptions. He was quit dismissive and patronising. Please don’t feel any need to reply. Cheers 👍

  • @emirhanziya
    @emirhanziya 4 роки тому +4627

    “Wooo just like the movies” WHAT SANE PERSON SAYS THAT AFTER THEY CRASH
    this wasn’t funny why y’all eating this shit up lmao

    • @ev9673
      @ev9673 4 роки тому +76

      I flipped an atv when I was 10 and it was a big Honda and I just got up with a bloody arm and, it landed on the side so lucky I pushed it over easily lmao I thought it was fun

    • @wyattsciacca1557
      @wyattsciacca1557 4 роки тому +24

      Other than this bloke: Obi-Wan Kenobi 'Another happy landing'

    • @fluffy6628
      @fluffy6628 4 роки тому +20

      “Woo!” As he flips over as he slides after dumping his motorcycle during a turn

    • @afariam78
      @afariam78 4 роки тому +5

      I hate everyone and everything
      well I had a scraped up, bleeding, hurting terribly, burning bloody arm before

    • @chunkycomet9117
      @chunkycomet9117 4 роки тому +5

      A person who watches alot of action movies, that's who

  • @sakuyachan
    @sakuyachan 5 років тому +259

    "Oh shit"
    *does a roll"
    "Woooh"
    "I practiced for this"
    LMAO. This has to be the most calm and normal "crash" i ever saw. Most videos would be the guy just screaming or being angry that he crashed/dumped the bike.

    • @antictsblog9419
      @antictsblog9419 5 років тому

      No point in being angry it’s his fault

    • @kfstreich4787
      @kfstreich4787 5 років тому +1

      @@antictsblog9419 🤣 gotta blame someone quick.

    • @Dangerwiggles
      @Dangerwiggles 5 років тому

      When I highsided mine I rolled out and immediately said "whoops" and started laughing.

  • @christiankobelsky
    @christiankobelsky 3 роки тому +2

    It’s crazy too see him dump his bike and be not mad. He goes “woo just like the movies” like respect.

  • @tyburch7923
    @tyburch7923 5 років тому +54

    *Slides past death*
    “Aww I think my kickstands bent”

  • @barrybambmessagedeletedbyy7467
    @barrybambmessagedeletedbyy7467 5 років тому +1003

    I tried dumping my bike, but it still won't leave.

    • @lexilex72
      @lexilex72 5 років тому +5

      OH HA..HAHAHA! HA..good joke

    • @itzshata
      @itzshata 5 років тому +3

      Oh ha ha

    • @RustyiPod
      @RustyiPod 5 років тому +2

      Barry Bamb same with mine it just wants to be famous and in the movies

    • @tornadotayte
      @tornadotayte 5 років тому +1

      I love this joke

    • @kevinhenriksen4390
      @kevinhenriksen4390 5 років тому +1

      Loves you too much

  • @ru1775
    @ru1775 5 років тому +466

    “I did that for you...for learning purposes”😂😂😂
    Love your vids man thank god your safe.

    • @Zjudoransj
      @Zjudoransj 5 років тому +4

      RΣץϻǗήĐØ you’re*

  • @memegenarator632
    @memegenarator632 4 роки тому +10

    It seems like crashing is like an everyday occurrence

  • @partelroosipuu9107
    @partelroosipuu9107 5 років тому +929

    Instructions unclear. Dumped my gf

    • @tommyshommy
      @tommyshommy 5 років тому +38

      Comment unclear: missing gf

    • @DT-vh5yw
      @DT-vh5yw 5 років тому +24

      Instructions unclear....
      Dumped on my girlfriends car...

    • @mikeyxcb1913
      @mikeyxcb1913 5 років тому +11

      You didn't do it right, you have to accelerate and skip the turn, your girlfriend will slide into the grass, someone will pull over and help you pick your girlfriend up, then you run away

    • @proteins327
      @proteins327 5 років тому

      @@tommyshommy 😂 lol

    • @angryscotsman1354
      @angryscotsman1354 5 років тому

      Instructions unclear:
      Dumped my GF's body in my back garden

  • @kramerguitars204
    @kramerguitars204 5 років тому +43

    “I practiced this! People are gonna ask me if I’m ok.”
    “Yes! I am ok!”

  • @irltonypepperoni8922
    @irltonypepperoni8922 5 років тому +164

    I love how the guy stopped to help and instantly had enough then legged it, “I’m out of here”

    • @kingsworld8903
      @kingsworld8903 5 років тому +57

      Ya cuz the guy riding the bike was kinda rude

    • @tortellini4170
      @tortellini4170 5 років тому +1

      @@kingsworld8903 how was he rude?

    • @arnavsurve
      @arnavsurve 5 років тому +50

      @@tortellini4170 he acted really condescending to the guy. If I stopped to help someone who just crashed their motorcycle and they told me, "calm down it's not going somewhere" i'd let them pick their own bike up

    • @tortellini4170
      @tortellini4170 5 років тому +3

      @@arnavsurve yeah you do have point

    • @jamesnelson1294
      @jamesnelson1294 5 років тому +9

      Arnav Surve Yeah lmao i was surprised there wasn’t more comments about that

  • @oscarhartley7316
    @oscarhartley7316 3 роки тому +6

    It’s so funny that while he’s sliding he’s laughing to himself and after he was done sliding he didn’t even care that he just crashed he just said “just like da moviez”

  • @superbirdgaming7289
    @superbirdgaming7289 4 роки тому +536

    Me: *laughing because it was funny*
    Also me: *feels bad that he crashed his motorcycle*

    • @superbirdgaming7289
      @superbirdgaming7289 4 роки тому +2

      THANKS FOR THE LIKES

    • @yarabaker3842
      @yarabaker3842 4 роки тому +1

      Lmao same with me,😂😂😂 I was actually dying of laughter. Then noticing that he crashed his bike then i felt bad 😂😂😂

  • @nosacrality1865
    @nosacrality1865 4 роки тому +156

    Teacher: "so lets teach you the basics of..."
    Walter: "yeah yeah yeah, skip to the part where people ask if im okay!"

  • @DaBrock6
    @DaBrock6 5 років тому +525

    Dudes try a help and then he says calm down😂😂

    • @cinnreds18
      @cinnreds18 5 років тому +83

      Yea that was smug as hell, Walter is kind of a douchebag. I enjoy his content but..... smug

    • @Butter_5.0
      @Butter_5.0 5 років тому +32

      Yea he sounded kinda douchey but he might’ve just been mad idk tho don’t wanna make assumptions

    • @DairyPuppy
      @DairyPuppy 5 років тому +16

      Most people don’t know how to pick it up the right way..

    • @basketcase6846
      @basketcase6846 5 років тому +1

      Yea try that Shi t with me I'll make sure your bikes not going anywhere without a tow truck

    • @sav22rem22
      @sav22rem22 5 років тому +12

      Eric Koenig You won’t do shit tough guy

  • @korgscrew2000
    @korgscrew2000 4 роки тому +2

    I love how the quacks sync with his speedo.

  • @jolieborges6506
    @jolieborges6506 4 роки тому +355

    Other people: shaking scaredly after a crash and staying still... Walter: WOOO just like the movies..😂😂😂😂

  • @danman7724
    @danman7724 5 років тому +65

    I had a very similar crash about a year ago and had the exact same thought after of “oh god now I have to explain to every car that passes that I’m ok”

  • @B-und-B
    @B-und-B 5 років тому +348

    It looks like the corner was doable. Buts it's easy to say it lying on the couch 😅

    • @oogabooga6299
      @oogabooga6299 5 років тому +16

      Benny panic

    • @ToastedBuns207
      @ToastedBuns207 5 років тому +29

      Yeah but when you panic you freeze up and can't control your bike as well. I've done this a couple times and ran wide though turns but thankfully I haven't crashed yet (knock on wood!)

    • @Redbullgivesuwings
      @Redbullgivesuwings 5 років тому +28

      The corner would have been doable had he actually been paying attention lets not forget he sped up to 90 going into the corner 😂 clearly not thinking 😂😂😂

    • @armaanshah6151
      @armaanshah6151 5 років тому +6

      completely doable. and he had enough room to stop. He didnt even try

    • @justadude5543
      @justadude5543 5 років тому +4

      @@ToastedBuns207 Panic? The man has been doing this for as long as i can remember.
      He could've made that turn easily, yet he doesn't even remotely steer, seems like a load of shit to me.

  • @davecrupel2817
    @davecrupel2817 3 роки тому

    Dude that fall-slide at the start was beautiful.
    Rugburns like hell, but better than flipping around like a fish out of water, and breaking everything that is classified as a bone.

  • @pushkard9377
    @pushkard9377 4 роки тому +468

    Walterrific as a woman sitting in park
    Walterrific: *water breaks*
    Bystander: ma'am, I need you to lie down.
    Walterrific: calm down and take a deep breath. I'm OK don't worry.

    • @grumpy2492
      @grumpy2492 4 роки тому +7

      Omg i love this comment too much but why the hell is it so underrated

    • @illuforce
      @illuforce 4 роки тому +1

      @Flightstuff You don't want him to touch certain parts of the bike. He could burn himself.

  • @lisacollins6430
    @lisacollins6430 5 років тому +1424

    Summary of the video: no one got hurt except for my ears having to listen to 4 minutes of him breathing directly into the mic

  • @oktavianoihzafahreza8678
    @oktavianoihzafahreza8678 5 років тому +470

    This in the most insane crash I've ever seen In my life the commentary was mad the action was unforgettable
    00:45

  • @dr.argentina
    @dr.argentina 4 роки тому +2

    0:45 "wooo, just like the movies" 🤣 good save, take care the next time

  • @jonyt3hchunk
    @jonyt3hchunk 5 років тому +277

    I like how he said “I’m fucked” like three times before he hit the ground lmao
    Good thing your good though Walter hope your bike is good or not to badly damaged.

    • @pedrorezende4873
      @pedrorezende4873 5 років тому +6

      @ZeldasTears he could have save it if he just leaned more, he gave up way too soon

    • @ZachAndFriends1996
      @ZachAndFriends1996 5 років тому +2

      @@pedrorezende4873 he panicked and just grabbed the front, watch his right hand

    • @Chardiieee
      @Chardiieee 5 років тому

      It can be a good thing to say something like this when youre in similar situations. If you get yourself into the mindset of realising its an emergency situation on a primal level, you can help yourself react better. You might not even be in the most danger but it may help you prevent any injury.

    • @Novur
      @Novur 5 років тому

      @@Chardiieee Nah, on a bike your dumbass lizard brain does all the wrong things. He'd have made this corner if he'd kept on the throttle, leaned in, and turned his head to look where he wanted to go, but instinct is screaming "SLOW DOWN! DON'T FALL OVER!! THERE'S A WALL YOU'RE HEADING FOR YOU BETTER STARE AT IT!"
      Relying on instinct and letting it dictate his actions is what CAUSED the crash. Look up "target fixation" if you're interested in learning more about it 😁

  • @avinashtiwari7589
    @avinashtiwari7589 5 років тому +962

    I’m quacked I’m quacked I’m quacked....... -crash-
    wooo just like the movies!!!
    What a god

  • @llerradish
    @llerradish 5 років тому +138

    You have the amazing ability to make the simplest corners look extremely challenging. Lol. Good job, I look forward to the next one.

    • @myman8336
      @myman8336 5 років тому +2

      Don't look forward to another one of these lol

    • @FL.Cracker
      @FL.Cracker 5 років тому +1

      LMFAO

  • @kwhy6528
    @kwhy6528 4 роки тому +9

    "I've practiced for this" 😂

  • @anikanotis
    @anikanotis 5 років тому +84

    "Did you see the motorcycles plate?"
    "Yeah, it was 'PLATE'"
    I love how his plate is legit PLATE xD

  • @dantheman5585
    @dantheman5585 5 років тому +468

    Lol the thumbnail is the slide from black ops 3

  • @bryanhachey
    @bryanhachey 5 років тому +48

    that guy was basically the "ight imma head out" spongebob meme

  • @TheMajorpickle01
    @TheMajorpickle01 2 роки тому +1

    For anyone that hasn't crashed, it's suprisingly peaceful, as you dont really have time to process it. I did so last year, broke several wrist bones and had to get a plate in - but was calm during and after. almost no pain until the day after. It's a very wierd experience.

  • @tubeweeklycrunch3204
    @tubeweeklycrunch3204 5 років тому +452

    *crashes*
    Walter: "WOOO just like the movies!"
    😂😂😂😂
    Edit: STAP I DONT WANT MORE LIKES! I WILL BEAT MAH OWN RECORD NUUU
    Edit 2: NU I PASSED IT ;-; y'all are evil. Plus I'm just a comment so...... WHY U LIKEING. ME HUH.

  • @BaseballgeniusBaseball
    @BaseballgeniusBaseball 5 років тому +261

    I love it how he slid off his bike a 70 mph and was laughing and was like “ wooo just like the movies” 🥵

    • @bnolsen
      @bnolsen 4 роки тому +7

      technically he was already below 50 mph when he and the bike parted ways.

    • @ferce889
      @ferce889 4 роки тому +2

      he was at 40 mph when he fell

    • @yeahh2085
      @yeahh2085 4 роки тому +1

      He was at 40

    • @beanwithbaconmegarocket
      @beanwithbaconmegarocket 4 роки тому

      he fell off at 40

    • @mrobama1750
      @mrobama1750 4 роки тому +1

      beanwithbacon yeah two people already said that

  • @cheddargoldfishcrakers4591
    @cheddargoldfishcrakers4591 5 років тому +32

    Dumps motorcycle at 35 mph: Breaks collarbone
    Dumps motorcycle at 70 mph: "I'm really happy how that went"

  • @rewerbb
    @rewerbb 4 роки тому +5

    I’m weak his license plate is named “plate” 😂😂😂