Me: hmmmmmm *goes downstairs to get some morning coffee*me drinks coffee ☕️* YUMmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm *my mom calls me cuz she hears me in work* me oh nooooo oooooopseeee
Did u know shooting gun in space makes u go yeet bc of low gravity and recoil the blast is so powerful that u would be gone for sure *imagine what a shotgun could do*
@Slasher Kitten Simp is a slang insult for men who are seen as too attentive and submissive to women, especially out of a failed hope of winning some entitled sexual attention or activity from them.
This made me realize how lonely I am.. Edit: I finally have a girlfriend 🥰😊, 2 months and going strong! Edit 2: 5 months still together 😍!! Edit 3: 7 MONTHS LETS GOOOO Edit4: 11 Months and we are stronger than ever ☺ Edit5: 1 year and a half later we will never end Edit: 2 years almost 3 and still together. I love her so much
Stan: "You good?" Jenny: (In a very cute way) "No" Stan: "Are you mad right now?" Jenny: (Also a very cuter way) "Yes" These two would make a very good couple
This would be the ULTIMATE first date, for me at least. Anything that involves riding together for a period of time I would consider it the ULTIMATE first date
" your hands are too low. There's nothing to hang on to there anyway"😂😂 well Stan, I see you pick them up but I don't know if you're laying them down with that kind of comment
I'm North Cal and San Francisco is still considered South Cal. I'm in Shasta County, California, Finding a gal that has the giggles like she does is a rare find! She's a keeper because she also likes to ride. I ride 07 VTX1300R
JENNAY is truly a girl with a very adorable personality everything about this vid is absolutely adorable. Even the fact I'm still lonely and my guy Stan has found yet another girlfriend 😂
THUMBS UP FOR JENNAY 😂
Jennay, why don't you love me?
"I might not be a smart man, but I do know what love is. And I love you Jennnaaaay."
@@MotoTrist chillllll
Why you simp in bro just chiiil
@@joulianmayo1020 he is referencing the Forrest gump film
Me: Lonely af
Stan: Wich girl am I going to ride with today??
Think I need to move to Vancouver
lol that is me as well
@@johnlynem best idea ever
Lmao literally me
so true
Fans: How many girlfriends do you have?
Stan: Yes.
Me: my.own
0
Awwww😂😂
Fax
@@pinseekergaming4760 aQ
He has all of them
OMG AHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA 😐
You know she's having a good time when all her voice audio is clipping.
That scream on the swings 😂👌🏼🔥
Mr. Light here too cause stan's another girl lights on.
Thomas knows whats up lmao
You should make stan a new helmet...
Hey I know you I’m subd to you holy crap it’s Ben awhile sense I’ve watched you
I don't think I've ever seen a nicer and more gentle man 😍😍 You're so sweet, wishing you the best in life!
THE GLAZE IT'S INSANE GOD DAMN BRO WILL CHOKE ON THAT THANG
This girl actually has a really cute personallity. Difficult finding people like this.
I agree
Oh shut up, it's all an act
Fr
simp
Ride bikes and play videogames, where do i sign up?
This girl is like.. if she gets kidnapped she would fly away and laugh
Linkzyy LMAOOOO
@Linkzyy I don't get it haha can u explain
LMAO
@regret haha
Bruv straight up flying while to the moon plays
"Your hand's getting too low"
*"THERE'S NOTHING TO GRAB ANYWAY"*
Damn bro you got murdered right there
For real 😔
Big oooofffff
“Y-You dare to comment steal?”
@@chaos-k8145 comment steal? But I did not steal this comment.
rip😂
You two are so adorable You two are built for each other. Keep making videos with her please
Her: there's nothing to grab anyway
Him: so you have chosen death
Nice
Not nice
Ok
Not ok
Bad
Stan: "So you guys are probably wondering at this point, who is this girl im riding with"
*Everytime*
as i read this, i heard it. Stonks
We all wish it was lillia
Lilia*
420th like
Your name just says it all lol
If she had a pov it would be called "riding a cute guy named Stan"
Hm
Underrated comment
Wtf riding?!
*h m , y e s*
That's enough poruno for today...
0:10 how to get a girl in under 5 minutes ahh music
💀💀💀
Fr😂
FR😭😭😭😭💀
Fr💀💀😭😭😭
No it's not fuck damnit it's a old song used in kids video I used to watch them myself but you kids that are born in 2015 won't understand
(Finds red hair)
Stan: “You weren’t supposed to see that”
Also stan putting it in the video
Me: hmmmmmm *goes downstairs to get some morning coffee*me drinks coffee ☕️* YUMmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm *my mom calls me cuz she hears me in work* me oh nooooo oooooopseeee
Antony leong tf? I didn’t understand a single thing u just said
@@antonyleong4428 what
@@antonyleong4428 npc fr
"There's nothing to grab anyway" bruh she fucking killed him
Lol thats true he got fucking killed lol
So true she killed stan
F in the chat
Yea, i get killed too but they are da best and cute couple ever
Shed a tear when she said that
This guy has over 100 girlfriends
i ship lilian and stan tho :)
Same!!
@@mikaelynncopley1479 😂
Friends who happen to be girls, plenty, as it should be 😏😉
BlessmypumpXD I don’t even have one.
"There’s nothing to grab anyways“ DAMN i felt that💀
"your hands are getting too low"
"Theres nothing to grab anyway"
*Insult the 5cm you get the 9mm*
😂
@@zellowrld nice
Nice comment steal
@@muibryant2 ikr
That was good 😂😂
Stan: **Riding with a cute girl**
The guy watching: **Riding lonely**
Me: not riding cuz I don't have a license or a bike
No,its called social distancing
*or atleast thats what i tell myself*
The likes 😏
@@xx_nosidda_xx337 sus
Pain.
You have been caugh simping: The council will now decide your fate.
Don't worry, he's a chad.... He's allowed
"I am the Council."
The council has decided your fate, death it is.
He was proven Innocent
That's not what a simp is. Apparently simping is hanging out with a girl. Ok? How are you ever supposed to get married. So annoying.
The 100 girlfriends who really really really love you 💀
That sounds like a title I heard of umm💀💀💀
@Bloodninja10011 anime 💀
Me: struggling to talk to even one person, much less a girl.
Stan: *Has an entire harem of girls and people*
stan the moto man just is a outlet for the millions of people living vicariously off of his vlogs bro LMAO
Dont be like that ??? take your balls out of bag and go out speak with any girl what ever you want fuck it if they don't like it or you just talk ???
And say to them i have one Big secret :) i have one egg bigger then other it is like my hand :) they would love it and dream it :)
Sounds rapy/creepy but okay.
@@sleetler1427 ajahahah :))) well you need to tell them in funny way :)))
Title: Riding with a CUTE GIRL named Jenny
Stan: * censores her face *
You know she cute by her personality
sad
What if it's a he lmao
They didn’t want to show there face. It’s her face her choice.
@@carlalapish4445 u clearly don t know what a joke is
This dude loves the sun... imagine how sweaty he is after taking that full black suit off...omg
Exactly
I would agree, I'm still surprised I didn't have a heat stroke in elementary school during our daily ceremony
He's such a sweat
Man i hate sun.. because. I ALWAYS SWEAT EVEN IM IN MAH MOM FRIDGE
Sweaty and smelly probably smells like socks
How she said "no" "yes" but in a cute voice almost at the end😂😂😊😊
"Jenny.. Why don't you love me?"
2:57 OOOH LMAO THERE IT IS 🤣🤣🤣
Cause I fucking love other men
"cuz you have 200 other girlfriends"
Oh that movie is called "Forrest Grump"
I would've liked but I wanna leave the likes at 911 :) Jk now 912
Omg she plays overwatch, she’s ride a motorcycle, the perfect women in the history
TotallyNotEnceladusDynamics bottomtext not a simp
I have bad feeling that a argument is gonna happen....
Kelvin Huggins jr surprisingly it didn’t
@@StapIes simpson
Lol better
Pov: your single and your watching a guy hitting his shot
How did you know
why must you hurt me in this may
@F.B.I STOP BEING AROUND ME YOU WESTERN SPY BLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Ow
Oh no FBI is here but they wont realized what i did they stoppid
yo, I love these videos, keep on going, you will always be ahead of some youtubers
Stan " Your hands are going a little to low"
Jenny " There's nothing to grab any way." 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂
man i started screaming irl, i felt that
how did she know though? 🤔
@@wickedmind22 because she felt
@@wickedmind22 ahah u are so fucking funny 😐😐😑
really low
me: Single asf
Also Me: smiling at the fact that they look like they could be a cute couple.
Total agree
Agreed
Agreed.
Facts
Not a lasting one for sure... motorcycles are hella insecure
Plotwist: Jeeny is acctualy Lillian but in disguise
Stan calls her Meg at 4:30 though..
@@boganmama He said Mag, as in Maggie.
@@trung5532 didn't he make a video with a girl named Maggie a long time ago? She was the girl with the panigale right?
@@TalkyWings Same person in this video lol.
Was bouta say that
“There’s nothing to grab anyways”
What did you say”😂
Stan: “Your going too low”
Her: “There is nothing to grab anyways..”
Me: “K-KONO POWA DA.”
STANDO POWAH
BRUH
I read this as they said it
DayZDan 05 nico nico
Straight savage
*"Wait... Its all confidence?"*
Stand The Moto Man: *"Always Has Been."*
*piew*
Noobaryblue _YT GAMING S T O N K S
*Pulls gun out* *CHK CHK*
Did u know shooting gun in space makes u go yeet bc of low gravity and recoil the blast is so powerful that u would be gone for sure
*imagine what a shotgun could do*
@@iron71gear13 yeet you into another universe.
* closes netflix *
wow that was a great movie
*opens wishlist *
*adds bike to wishlist *
WAIT I WAS JUST ABOUT TO DO DAT
Wait what movie
Me seeing your comment has only 268:somthing's wrong i can feel it
Me who just liked your comment to make it 269:now we talking.
Ur so cute :) and honestly... JUST GIVE IT A SHOT SHE'S SO INTO U DUDE!!!!!!!!!!! MY BIRTHDAY IS ON 24TH MAY BTW!!!!!!!
9:11 imagine being at the playground and seeing 2 people with motorcycle helmets on playing on equipment
sUcH a nOrMaL dAy
Maybe for safety???
Stiggas playing
I'd run immediately.
911
Jennayy " Some red hair girl's hair"
Stan "You weren't suppose to see that"
How many girlfriends does he have?
Me: it's over 9000.
my power leverl over 9000 my girls under -2
aminul islam rip
Bro a fak boi loll
id say 10000
Stan the Moto Man, more like *Chad* the Moto Man
the first few seconds are enough to make me happy my whole life if i experience it
This was wholesome asf I was smiling the whole time. If you don't date her I'll be mad
YES UR SO RIGHT =)
Same , i'll mad too😂
If you werent smiling the entire time ur not human
ikr shes adorable
Shieldシールド same
Welcome to another "How I met your mother episode"
Lol
RIP
R.I.P. 98 of his girlfriends
Lol hi have a nice day if u read this
XDDDDD
Lol
“What do you play?”
Her: League of Legends
Me: Damn that sucks!
Him: Damn that’s some old school.
Me: let’s take notes.
:)
:)
He was saying that to world of Warcraft I believe
No no you're the right one that really does suck
How many bikes do you have and what state are you in
She’s pretty cute for a pixelated person
i agree
Are you being pixelist? The Audacity! I swear...
Jen NuhguYen you mean pixist
Simp
When she said
"there's nothing to grab"
All my kool-aid ended up on the walls
LOL
Yessss
Same
LOL I’m dying
Imao
her laugh is honestly adorable lol
Exactly bro
@Slasher Kitten imagine
Slasher Kitten can’t do nothing or , say anything in 2020
@@xdanime3452 yeah the simp Joke is getting boring af
@Slasher Kitten Simp is a slang insult for men who are seen as too attentive and submissive to women, especially out of a failed hope of winning some entitled sexual attention or activity from them.
Can someone please tell me the name of the song when they were at the park on the swings and the zip line thing
Are you saying...
I...
I could get a girl from riding a motorcycle?
*[You are filled with DETERMINATION]*
Nah just be a twitch streamer
@@BlueOutline I aint no simp
@@cmcphotography1 your not
*[You gave up after a day]*
Dude.
This is something we learn in middle school.
Motobikes = chicks
"This helmet is so tight"
"..."
"My face got fat"
LMFAO
Normal people reading the title: Seems like fun!
Minecraft Players reading the title: 💀
Im very sorry.
"Riding a cute girl named Jenny"
really 🤦🏻
Lol
Lmao😂😂😂
@RIDUAN HM. oh, you're a legend of the sites :))))
Hmmm
Why is this like the most adorable couple kinda thing ive seen without cringe
NaZy Fox ikr
He lucky
Ikr
It was pure cringe.
does he practice talking to girls cuz even the girls that have crushes on me I still have trouble talking to
Ok what is the app? Is it tinder? HOW ARE YOU FINDING THE CUTE FEMALES THAT ARE ACTUALLY INTO YOU THAT RIDE BIKES?
Motorcycle tinder
@@STANTHEMOTOMAN dang to bad im under age man if i was 18 ya know i would download that app in a heart beat lol👍
@@STANTHEMOTOMAN they should make that app motorcycle tinder
Stan:you weren’t supposed to see that
Me:*| jaw drops and starts laughing hard |*
Who's that girl?
Everyone: IT'S HIS GIRLFRIEND
"It's his sister!"
FUUU-
*Southern Mode activated*
Sweet Home ALABAMA!
Sweet home alabama
Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu-
SWEET HOME ALABAMA!
This made me realize how lonely I am..
Edit: I finally have a girlfriend 🥰😊, 2 months and going strong!
Edit 2: 5 months still together 😍!!
Edit 3: 7 MONTHS LETS GOOOO
Edit4: 11 Months and we are stronger than ever ☺
Edit5: 1 year and a half later we will never end
Edit: 2 years almost 3 and still together. I love her so much
It’s ok
Lol
Ur not alone😔
+
Well your not the only one
“Riding with a CUTE MAN named Jerry”
Why did you have to edit
Capitalrumble 66 i aint gay man
take out ''with'' o.O
Plot twist, Jenny is jerry
@@6lue268 LMAO
I love you jennayyy. This was so funny.
Her giggling is heart warming.
Same
adorable
“And that kids, is how I met your mother.”
Omg yes
Lol
They were born with helmets
I hate that
Kid: but that's not the only thing she can ride (hehe boyyy)
she got the black af1 you really do be riding with a gangsta
Jennayay
Fr
Aint no way you told her to do that then zoomed in bruh you just want to look at her Lol🤣🤣🤣
Me: *sits here very lonely and sad*
Stan: *SO I FOUND ANOTHER GIRLFRIEND*
Panzer Ausf Productions HAHAHAHA SAMEEE😂😂
1
2
3
4
“There’s nothing to grab there anyway”
-Jenny 2020
I’m dying 🤣🤣🤣🤣
2021
ITS “JENAY”
@@ls36ix-5 No, its JENNAY
Lmao
@@keyurabhavsar580 no look at the fucking description this video was posted in July of 2020
"Lucky dude gets a sexy biker" that should be the name of the video.
Thats true he gets a hell sexy biker girl he's lucky
These guys xD
This is UA-cam not po-
@@wxwillz1956 ayo chill this aint kids are watching this
Simp
i went on her ig and told her to come back and all she said was “someone remembers me! I feel so special 🥰”
HER LAUGH MADE ME SMILE SO MUCHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
hello
simp?
@@mansengus940 nah Im a girl🧍✨
@@DuckWatxter then ya simpin for the handsome rider ;)
@@mansengus940lol
Stan: "You good?"
Jenny: (In a very cute way) "No"
Stan: "Are you mad right now?"
Jenny: (Also a very cuter way) "Yes"
These two would make a very good couple
That's what I'm saying
For real
okay but why did i read this as it was happening in the video???
No one
Not even a single soul
Anyone: how many girlfriends do you have?
Stan: si
No.
What city was this this filmed in?
10:20 "You weren't supposed to see that" lmao
Yeet
LOL
Stan : has fun with girl
everyone in the comments : depressed
😂😂😂😂
so true
“There’s nothing to grab there anyways.”
I’m dying bruh 😆😆😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣
I dont get it?
Stan taught me that "Buy Bike , Live Life"
"Theres nothing to grab anyways" OOF
BIG OOF
Top 10 Anime Most Betrayals
She seems like a nice girl I hope they have a good day and I hope everyone else that watches this channel has a good day.
Thanks bro......
No u
The dislikes are from all the fanboiis who wanna see Lilian 😂🤦🏻♂️🤦🏻♂️
dude i miss her being in the vlogs
@@mostafawalid6559 I mean, same, but I'm not gonna spam Stan's comment section with the same question on every single gawddamn video..
Highly likely lmao
Is that a pic a Ducati Paingale? Nice!
"I LOVE U JENNAY" got me rolling.. I know im late dont ask YALL WENT TO TARRANOVA PARK?? (idk how to spell it)
Wearing mask in public surely has taken a turn we wear helmets now 😂
LoL
That's how to be cool in public and if a Karen comes up headbutt them so hard they fall to the ground
Yessir
chrisoof123 😂
True
This sounds like a fun first date.
I know
She has an unknown face
What do ya know!! Faker than an cheerleader in highschool!!
This would be the ULTIMATE first date, for me at least. Anything that involves riding together for a period of time I would consider it the ULTIMATE first date
def a first date
Stan is the “Moto” Man but he is actually a really cool “Macho” Man.
OOOOOOOO YEA
Moto moto
I think Motto Motto like you
He like 'em big, he like 'em chunky
Dafuq
" your hands are too low. There's nothing to hang on to there anyway"😂😂 well Stan, I see you pick them up but I don't know if you're laying them down with that kind of comment
I thought the title said “Riding a girl named Jenny”
LMAO
I'm the 69th like nice
SAAAME
bruhhhh
EternalCosmiX nice
I'm North Cal and San Francisco is still considered South Cal. I'm in Shasta County, California, Finding a gal that has the giggles like she does is a rare find! She's a keeper because she also likes to ride. I ride 07 VTX1300R
Now let’s notice how he was trying to stay behind her
He is doing it
He prob wanted to watch her to keep her safe
Holy_ Water ya I was saying it as a joke
How else is he gonna record her💀
And I know it was a joke
*clap clap clap*
Stan “joke?”
@Mitchell E, jokes are sposed to be funny
looking back at this and gives me flash backs 💀
when stan was pushing her on the swing i got sad wholesome memories flood back to me
😔😔😔
Same
Right
Me too man me too
Oh-
JENNAY is truly a girl with a very adorable personality everything about this vid is absolutely adorable. Even the fact I'm still lonely and my guy Stan has found yet another girlfriend 😂
hello
Is he cheating on 99 of his other girlfriends?😂
What girlfriends
@@Felix-xw6du imaginary ones
Daym he got a harem
@@RenKoori lmao
@@marikuren6856 true
Feel like people with helmets are way less shy. You wouldn't see any adults doing that unless there waring bike helmets. It also makes it more fun
Put simply, they're just the best couple.
Yea, i agree
Agreed
@fred L
False
@fred It's krinj if you make it krinj
This man is literally a real life mc harem, but unlike them, he’s a very humble chad
Wassup ruby
Rubyy
Kirito
The bike was not the only thing she rode that belonged to Stan that day
LMAO
I'ma head out...
She rode his "swing"
You son of a bitch
You got sub and like
LMAO, HAHAHAHAHAHA
Did you not see the car in front of you after the incident 😮
I read "Riding a cute girl named Jenny" i was so confused for a moment. (if u know what i mean)
i was like 👁️👄👁️🍿
Man of a culture
(͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
👁👄👁 🧴
why do i hear the PH intro?
Lmao
Nobody:
Dudes who see any type of endearment for girls: SImP
SIMP
lmao 69 likes xD
@@buffchicken8201 96
@@buffchicken8201 109
@@buffchicken8201 134
Stan needs to teach us how to pick up girls with a motorcycle
Bro got that Minecraft Jenny mode irl
Ngl.. this is cute and deserves to be on r/wholesome
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