Why Don't People Duel Anymore (Short Animated Documentary)

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  • @aarondaines6067
    @aarondaines6067 2 роки тому +4069

    The last duel in Canada took place between two gentlemen fighting over a lady, where one man fainted, the other apologized, and it was later discovered neither gun had been loaded.
    Canada.

    • @mtfnoelle
      @mtfnoelle 2 роки тому +474

      average Canadian duel:

    • @MTcfua
      @MTcfua 2 роки тому +625

      Most violent duel to happen in Canada:

    • @randallmokjialung3592
      @randallmokjialung3592 2 роки тому +354

      the most savage Canadian barbarians

    • @cooperthehunter3781
      @cooperthehunter3781 2 роки тому +93

      Sorry incorrect duels are still happen it's to see who can drink the most maple syrup most duelers die of diabetes eh? I'm real sorry bud

    • @challacustica9049
      @challacustica9049 2 роки тому +61

      This is extremely Canadian

  • @wotntarnation3012
    @wotntarnation3012 5 років тому +20392

    I feel like the fact that pistols actually became accurate vs missing 90% of the time also became a factor

    • @davidwuhrer6704
      @davidwuhrer6704 5 років тому +3311

      The point of a duel was to prove that you were willing to risk your life to back up your words.
      It was not about winning. It wasn't even about being right. It was to prove one's honour and integrity.

    • @langhamp8912
      @langhamp8912 4 роки тому +1942

      @@davidwuhrer6704 Dueling with smoothbore pistols at 20 paces is brave, but with rifled pistols it's extremely dangerous for both men. Something like 50 Missouri State representatives were killed after 1800 to about 1840, just from duels, mostly from rifled pistols, with both parties getting shot.

    • @zollen123
      @zollen123 4 роки тому +548

      @@davidwuhrer6704 honour and integrity are more important than reasoning and right?

    • @davidwuhrer6704
      @davidwuhrer6704 4 роки тому +737

      @@zollen123 It can certainly be interpreted that way. During the culture clash, many otherwise honourable young men refused to have honour for this reason.
      But it actually just meant that your integrity was far more important than your life.
      Though it does not necessarily mean that you couldn't admit when you're wrong. As I said: It was not about winning. It was to prove that you are a man of his word.
      The idea was that no gentleman would say anything lightly or carelessly; insulting someone by word or action carried the risk to lose one's life or - worse - one's honour (and with it one's rights and privileges, which also affected one's family).
      The biggest insult was to be refused satisfaction, because that meant you were seen as not worth standing up to; as beneath the challenged one's honour and standing.
      So even if you were wrong, and ready to admit it, you still had to be willing to put your life on the line first, or your admission would have been meaningless.

    • @davidwuhrer6704
      @davidwuhrer6704 4 роки тому +286

      @@langhamp8912 There seems to be a huge overlap between bravery and being suicidal.

  • @MK-je7kz
    @MK-je7kz 5 років тому +11923

    - The choice is yours, sir: Sword or pistol?
    - Sword. The weapon of a gentleman
    - As you wish. That leaves the pistol for the other gentleman

  • @CaptainSweatpants90
    @CaptainSweatpants90 2 роки тому +1120

    Watching this with subtitles is a whole other experience. I didn't learn a whole lot about duelling, but I am now an expert on jeweling, jailing and Zhu Ling.

    • @lalolanda3996
      @lalolanda3996 Рік тому +196

      "the jews slowly became out of fashion" i laughted my ass off

    • @manunavoni7666
      @manunavoni7666 Рік тому +13

      I couldn't focus on the video at all because I kept laughing 😂

    • @HK-pq7pe
      @HK-pq7pe Рік тому +18

      And julian

    • @rayvega3163
      @rayvega3163 Рік тому +68

      "Jewing"
      "there was concerns in the church that many people using Jews as a means to legally commit suicide"
      "drooling etiquettes were written in the 1830s"
      "Julian had always been subject to some mockery"
      "jeweling in the military died out in Britain when widows pensions were withheld from men killed in Jews"
      I'm wheezing

    • @Palimbacchius
      @Palimbacchius Рік тому +9

      @@rayvega3163 drooling etiquette is very delicate

  • @hiyukelavie2396
    @hiyukelavie2396 4 роки тому +5648

    Challenger: "Pick your weapon! Swords or pistols"
    Challengee: "Lawyers"

    • @bobmcbob49
      @bobmcbob49 4 роки тому +393

      _lawyers proceed to duel eachother_
      "much more civilized"

    • @Waftey
      @Waftey 4 роки тому +81

      @DeathcoldanImagine if lawyers actually did that

    • @mr.awesome7361
      @mr.awesome7361 4 роки тому +15

      Nani?! Sutando?!

    • @sulthanstfn
      @sulthanstfn 4 роки тому +58

      And I thought Ace Attorney couldn't become more realistic

    • @Waftey
      @Waftey 4 роки тому +41

      @@sulthanstfn Imagine Wright dueling Edgeworth

  • @insulam821
    @insulam821 5 років тому +2669

    0:35
    It’s all gangsta until someone brings a cannon to a pistol duel.

    • @karansjet3823
      @karansjet3823 5 років тому +126

      yeah, imma bring a drone if you dont mind.. edit; and i mean the shooty ones, not the retail ones

    • @OlaftheFlashy
      @OlaftheFlashy 5 років тому +52

      Black adder flash backs.

    • @thebaronlouis8619
      @thebaronlouis8619 5 років тому +87

      The weapons have to be identical. I did hear a story where a French aristocrat challenged a blacksmith, so the blacksmith set the conditions of the fight to be with sledgehammers in 5 and a half feet of water, the idea being that the shorter aristocrat would have an impossible time doing anything with the heavy weapon while his arms are fully submerged in water. The blacksmith was taller and stronger, meaning he could wield the weapon above water without raising his arms too much.

    • @thebaronlouis8619
      @thebaronlouis8619 5 років тому +15

      I might have the details wrong, but that's basically how it happened.

    • @saguntum-iberian-greekkons7014
      @saguntum-iberian-greekkons7014 5 років тому +17

      I have an idea 💡! Lets do 18th century cannon duel 🤺!!! Ramrod and all!

  • @BerylLx
    @BerylLx 3 роки тому +644

    "Instead, duelling saw a slow death as upper and middle-class culture changed to a more moderate means of settling scores: Lawsuits"
    I felt that.

    • @АнтонМан-ч9к
      @АнтонМан-ч9к 3 роки тому +15

      The slow death....unforeseen, unforgiving.

    • @rantmilk
      @rantmilk 3 роки тому +3

      I was looking through the comment section and right when I got to this he read that sentance and it felt so coincidentally weird.

    • @nicolascoton6116
      @nicolascoton6116 3 роки тому +3

      @@АнтонМан-ч9к I see darkest dungeon, i upvote

    • @neezduts69420
      @neezduts69420 3 роки тому +1

      Slightly moderate

    • @1337penguinman
      @1337penguinman 18 днів тому

      And much like traditional duels, they usually end up in a settlement.

  • @gujwdhufjijjpo9740
    @gujwdhufjijjpo9740 2 роки тому +308

    I’m my moms hometown in Kansas, there was a duel back in the 80s. One guy died and the other was never arrested. Sheriff didn’t want to deal with it, perhaps due to laziness, safety reasons, and lack of evidence. Probably a combination of all 3.
    Basically 2 men, who had been fighting for decades, finally agreed to meet in the desert, alone. Each was to bring a firearm of their choice, I assume handguns but I’m blurry on the details.
    One man came back, the other wasn’t seen again. There were no witnesses of the actual fight, but many people witnessed the challenge.
    It’s actually an urban legend there now and all the parents say it’s true. My mother would’ve been in Highschool when it happened.

    • @Delightfully_Witchy
      @Delightfully_Witchy Рік тому +14

      It sounds like a pretty plausible story, frankly. You'd be surprised how often cops don't investigate a death/murder, especially as recent as the 90's. (When the internet wasn't much of a thing.)

    • @mikearmstrong8483
      @mikearmstrong8483 3 місяці тому

      Point out exactly where there is desert in Kansas.

    • @gujwdhufjijjpo9740
      @gujwdhufjijjpo9740 3 місяці тому +2

      @@mikearmstrong8483 - SouthWest Kansas. I know it’s technically not a desert but there’s cactuses with sparse grasses there. It’s an arid environment for sure.

  • @aaronsmith6632
    @aaronsmith6632 5 років тому +17164

    Nowadays, people bravely fight for their honor on Twitter.

    • @casperg7700
      @casperg7700 4 роки тому +829

      Aaron Smith and bravely reveal all of your personal information if you made a joke in 2011

    • @nunyabusiness4904
      @nunyabusiness4904 4 роки тому +283

      As of July 2020 in the U.S. that may be even more dangerous.

    • @MMFan2004
      @MMFan2004 4 роки тому +68

      @The Pinkerton National Detective Agency 2009 is better year than this current year though.

    • @brakogar
      @brakogar 4 роки тому +166

      We probably need dueling back. Imagine all the morons that would just kill each other reducing the population of them (which would be A LOT). We would be enter a golden age.

    • @NateTheOhioan
      @NateTheOhioan 4 роки тому +22

      Or on UA-cam
      Trump 2020!

  • @nexgenm.i.a.9379
    @nexgenm.i.a.9379 3 роки тому +843

    “Mutual combat” laws in certain states in the U.S. are a modern remnant of these duels. It’s when you ask someone to “take it outside” that you’re legally allowed to have a fight (no weapons) and the cops aren’t allowed to intervene unless to prevent death.

    • @supernova00500
      @supernova00500 3 роки тому +77

      I was just about to mention this, but in some places they do allow weapons, or at least that's the excuse used by law enforcement when they don't want to waste anymore time on a murder case 🤣🤣🤣

    • @thememe986
      @thememe986 3 роки тому +100

      That's fair tho I think, as long as the risk of actually getting seriously hurt isn't there, who's to say that 2 consenting adults can't fight it out

    • @innocentbystander3317
      @innocentbystander3317 3 роки тому +60

      Basically same laws that boxers and mma fighters use can be used by anyone. If two consenting persons agrees to sign away all liability, then they can beat, stab, and shoot each other to ity bity pieces provided nobody else is put at risk by their duelling.

    • @camlewis5462
      @camlewis5462 3 роки тому +116

      I feel like this can only be legal if a guy screams MUTUAL KOMBAT! While techno music plays in the background.

    • @3Demon100
      @3Demon100 3 роки тому +9

      Yeah I think Washington state had mutual combat laws due to traffic arguments

  • @chaosgyro
    @chaosgyro 3 роки тому +6254

    Ah yes, the lawsuit. A form of advanced dueling where the Second does all of the work for you, and victory allows you to destroy not just your opponent, but also their immediate family and potential descendants.

    • @Insanity-se3lv
      @Insanity-se3lv 3 роки тому +65

      Kinda like NKs 3 generation law

    • @Bluebird-tj6kb
      @Bluebird-tj6kb 3 роки тому +229

      So...lawyers are like stands?

    • @rouge-ish324
      @rouge-ish324 3 роки тому +393

      @@Bluebird-tj6kb More like Summons because you'll need to sacrifice your money and possibly your soul to get a good one

    • @Bluebird-tj6kb
      @Bluebird-tj6kb 3 роки тому +33

      @@rouge-ish324 Makes sense

    • @jacobwarren4490
      @jacobwarren4490 3 роки тому +47

      Now thats what i call collateral damage

  • @SilverAssassin210
    @SilverAssassin210 2 роки тому +1387

    1:23 This is a really cool easter egg. The guy in royal clothes is the German Chancellor Bismark. The other guy is a scientist called Rudolf Virchow.
    Virchow was very critical of Bismark and one day the chancellor had enough and challenged him to a duel. Since the rule is that the challenged party chooses the weapons, Virchow chose two sausages, one of which was infected with a deadly bacteria and the other was perfectly fine. He told the chancellor to eat one and he would have the other. Bismark immediately withdrew the challenge.
    Don't mess with a scientist, yo.

    • @abraxasee8946
      @abraxasee8946 2 роки тому +74

      Wow, thats very cool.

    • @M1551NGN0
      @M1551NGN0 2 роки тому +44

      Amazing! Kudos to you for noticing it!

    • @ronin3381
      @ronin3381 Рік тому +130

      The most German way to duel imaginable

    • @fullmetaltheorist
      @fullmetaltheorist Рік тому +13

      Mega mind.

    • @matthiasmoser6096
      @matthiasmoser6096 Рік тому +69

      Fun fact: Bismarck was famous for duelling. He claimed that he never lost a sword fight except for this one time where is saber broke into two pieces.

  • @Anmatgreen
    @Anmatgreen 4 роки тому +4138

    Imagine being insulted by someone, retaliate by challenging them to a duel, only to lose the duel.

    • @unevilGenius
      @unevilGenius 4 роки тому +310

      Imagine being so bad at handling insults that you challenge to a duel...
      Btw has Günsche found you yet?

    • @sipos0
      @sipos0 4 роки тому +151

      It would suck, but not for long, assuming your wound was fatal.

    • @magpineapple
      @magpineapple 4 роки тому +52

      @@sipos0 unless you chose swords

    • @dbk8245
      @dbk8245 4 роки тому +7

      OOF

    • @doctordeath2551
      @doctordeath2551 4 роки тому +47

      Unless you choose fists

  • @pepsimanbooster
    @pepsimanbooster 5 років тому +1797

    Of cause they still duel
    its just called "Yugioh" nowadays
    though its still as deadly as weapons

    • @janmantsch6675
      @janmantsch6675 4 роки тому +77

      Especialy if your friend brings a Meta deck into a friendly duel

    • @raptorfromthe6ix833
      @raptorfromthe6ix833 4 роки тому +91

      no its worse cause instead of death you just get sent into the shadow realm

    • @jasonhaveten5608
      @jasonhaveten5608 4 роки тому +21

      Luckely you can always recover of screen... Or by injecting 200 cc's of friendship

    • @bartunthegreat2999
      @bartunthegreat2999 4 роки тому +4

      That made my day!

    • @jimmyandtimmy8514
      @jimmyandtimmy8514 4 роки тому +8

      It may not look like much on the outside, but it steals your soul.

  • @cisium1184
    @cisium1184 3 роки тому +3200

    Speaking as an attorney, I would like to see dueling restored.

    • @salazam
      @salazam 3 роки тому +178

      Much more honorable.

    • @ML-sc3pt
      @ML-sc3pt 3 роки тому +151

      Much more civilized. Honestly tho sniper duels would be the new style. 200 yards apart, first one to land a killing blow wins

    • @piotrdygas5345
      @piotrdygas5345 3 роки тому +43

      You would be unemployed though

    • @mistermann569
      @mistermann569 3 роки тому +73

      As a regular law abiding citizen, I would not! I challange you to a due...
      ...shit.

    • @tomislavobrovac3257
      @tomislavobrovac3257 3 роки тому +40

      @@piotrdygas5345 not necessarily. In modern times, we would probably need moderators and lawyers seem like a logical choice

  • @isaac_aren
    @isaac_aren 2 роки тому +203

    An important note is that with sword duels, it was often to first blood rather than to the death, making it my far the safest option of weapon

    • @louisliu5638
      @louisliu5638 Рік тому +18

      except in Japan, where (not commonly known) a samurai sword fight often ended up with BOTH very very dead.

    • @goranpersson7726
      @goranpersson7726 Рік тому +4

      up until guns became hella accurate even over longer distances those were quite safe (well not safe cuz dangerous shit but surprisingly safe) because ye, they happened quite often at distances where both parties just ended up missing each other

    • @TigerofRobare
      @TigerofRobare Рік тому +13

      Actually, pistols were generally seen as safer, because people would often fire to deliberately miss (Alexander Hamilton did so in his dfuel with Burr, expecting Burr to do the same) whereas dueling with swords to first blood carried the risk of infection. There was allegedly a duel in Austria between two aristocratic women where they fought topless to prevent a sword thrust from drving a piece of cloth into any wounds, which was considered more likely to lead to infection.

    • @Rutherford_Inchworm_III
      @Rutherford_Inchworm_III Рік тому +2

      Depends on how much the other guy hates you. He could easily run the sword through your guts instead of swinging it to cut.

    • @isaac_aren
      @isaac_aren Рік тому +9

      @@Rutherford_Inchworm_III He would then bring even more shame upon himself and would likely be arrested. Duels weren't matterd of rage, they were matters of pride and reputation

  • @saxboi1144
    @saxboi1144 4 роки тому +873

    Fun fact: dueling is still legal in the city of Boston. The duel must occur on the Commons on a Sunday, and the Governor of Massachusetts must be present.

    • @gunter6377
      @gunter6377 3 роки тому +398

      Yo mama fat.
      Meet me in 2 weeks in Boston

    • @casper6405
      @casper6405 3 роки тому +180

      @@gunter6377 you're stinky poopie head
      Meet in a few months or a year in Boston
      I'm Dutch and with covid its difficult to travel but still wait for me in boston

    • @highhonor9443
      @highhonor9443 3 роки тому +19

      Deadass

    • @nathancamara6285
      @nathancamara6285 3 роки тому +60

      Bruh why does Boston still think the revolutionary war is still happening?

    • @thedwightguy
      @thedwightguy 3 роки тому +14

      @@casper6405 Can I be a second??

  • @jacobcurran5543
    @jacobcurran5543 3 роки тому +3301

    Lawsuits: "why kill someone when you could just take all of their money"

    • @Eric1-373
      @Eric1-373 3 роки тому +39

      Does not work if they are money poor.

    • @arkadisevyan
      @arkadisevyan 3 роки тому +107

      @@Eric1-373 we need to bring dueling back

    • @ianhigson719
      @ianhigson719 3 роки тому +15

      Much more satisfying beating them to a pulp. Up side it won't take as long as a law suite.

    • @mustard4762
      @mustard4762 3 роки тому +55

      @@arkadisevyan with swords, not with guns cuz they are loud af and would disturb the public. With sword however would be much cooler

    • @arkadisevyan
      @arkadisevyan 3 роки тому +7

      @@mustard4762 that works

  • @jacques4703
    @jacques4703 5 років тому +13495

    I liked how everytime the United States is mentioned their territory gets bigger

    • @jasonirwin4631
      @jasonirwin4631 5 років тому +1196

      If this video went on any longer the Philippines would be us territory.

    • @sussurus
      @sussurus 5 років тому +574

      Almost as if the USA grew in size over the timeframe of the video.

    • @denrari
      @denrari 5 років тому +612

      Sussurus you must be fun at parties

    • @garabic8688
      @garabic8688 5 років тому +583

      *Manifest destiny intensifies*

    • @sussurus
      @sussurus 5 років тому +145

      @@denrari You're right, I'm not.

  • @famine92
    @famine92 3 роки тому +32

    In Germany there still is a tradition that evolved from dueling. The rules have been changed so the risk of dying is basically zero but you can still get seriously hurt (mostly just loss of blood, scars, seldomly part of the air or a patch of skin can get lost). It is a fencing match with a special set of rules. It is not considered a duel because it is not actually about honor but in practice, there are many ocassions where an insult leads to a fencing "match" (avoiding to call it a duel here) and the insult is "forgotten" after the fencing match is concluded.

  • @CommunistFBI
    @CommunistFBI 3 роки тому +13191

    "People are so over dramatic these days, I wish we could go back to simpler times"
    The simpler times:

    • @accountname9506
      @accountname9506 3 роки тому +473

      Eh. A lot of duels just ending with both parties firing into the air.

    • @nyanrapier7838
      @nyanrapier7838 3 роки тому +619

      Can't be dramatic if you're dead.

    • @BoleDaPole
      @BoleDaPole 3 роки тому +455

      It was simpler as men followed codes of honor. Not like today where you could be walking down the street and your enemy shoots you from a car, or run up in your home and kill you there.

    • @billisultan6224
      @billisultan6224 3 роки тому +215

      @@BoleDaPole Or we have to tolerate shit-talk in name of 'civilization'.

    • @GeneralRG
      @GeneralRG 3 роки тому +55

      @@billisultan6224
      That kind of Culture that killing you in your Car or Home, is very immoral.

  • @FlowerBoyWorld
    @FlowerBoyWorld 3 роки тому +2299

    a professor pointed out that often, dueling was just an act of courage, not always a fight to death. if two people fire one shot from a 19-century pistol at each other over a distance of 30 meters, it's pretty likely they both missed. that allowed for settling disputes without either party losing their face.

    • @luigiplayer14
      @luigiplayer14 3 роки тому +89

      I don’t see what’s courageous about getting shot for the benefit of no one.

    • @FlowerBoyWorld
      @FlowerBoyWorld 3 роки тому +304

      @@luigiplayer14 relax guys i'm not saying it was a good idea i'm just saying more duels ended without people getting hurt than we might think of nowadays.

    • @toddgardner6355
      @toddgardner6355 3 роки тому +22

      Hmmm Aaron Burr you stand over there ---->. And Mr Hamilton, you stand over there

    • @preds43
      @preds43 3 роки тому +13

      So…Calebcity got it right

    • @mtganalytic9796
      @mtganalytic9796 3 роки тому +28

      @@luigiplayer14 typical mommy boy words

  • @jerrymartin7019
    @jerrymartin7019 3 роки тому +5554

    I'm so glad the fine people of Detroit have kept this once ubiquitous tradition alive for all to experience. True stewards of history!

    • @joshg4562
      @joshg4562 3 роки тому +50

      🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @markgomez8157
      @markgomez8157 3 роки тому +143

      @@SludgeManCometh Double yikes

    • @0owmjapo0
      @0owmjapo0 3 роки тому +42

      @@SludgeManCometh 🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @thedeadonefr
      @thedeadonefr 3 роки тому +31

      @@SludgeManCometh racist

    • @luco1338
      @luco1338 3 роки тому +259

      @@thedeadonefr nobody specified a race, friend

  • @RazeaKrait
    @RazeaKrait Рік тому +69

    In Germany and Austria, there are still many duels between students of different fraternities with razor-sharp swords. These are not officially 100% legal, but have a long tradition that is still lived every day. I have seen many of these duels and the injuries can be really bad.

    • @baguettegott3409
      @baguettegott3409 Рік тому

      Which, to be clear, is seen as insane by all other people in Germany and Austria. Fraternities in general are the biggest imaginable red flag and avoided like the plague by most normal people. Some are apparently fine, just a bunch of dudes living in a mansion and drinking ungodly amount of alcohol, but when they look for new members they have to explicitly state everywhere that no, they're not nazis, they're not rapists, they're not racist etc, because otherwise people will rightfully assume that they are all those things.
      And that they stab each other with swords.

    • @jonny_sm884
      @jonny_sm884 Рік тому +7

      They do follow strict rules and do not result in death or lasting injury, leaving scars (Schmiss) at most. Sometimes nobody gets injured as long as the "duel" is fought until the end or one side calls it off for a number of reasons.

    • @SteveSingsThings
      @SteveSingsThings Рік тому

      Because now we have Twitter.

    • @Rutherford_Inchworm_III
      @Rutherford_Inchworm_III Рік тому +1

      Mensur is not real duels, just the children of the 1% ritually scarring each other for social points at ultra-exclusive military schools.
      I personally wouldn't hire anybody with mensur scars, but in the circles of the elite in Germany it's apparently a sign you're a Count or a Duke or something.

    • @Manwithaplan2021
      @Manwithaplan2021 11 місяців тому

      There’s frats in Europe?

  • @slimmestjim7517
    @slimmestjim7517 3 роки тому +5287

    Wonder if this ever happened
    A: "Screw you!"
    B: "How dare you! I challenge you to a duel"
    A: "I refuse"
    C: "Coward!!"
    A: "How dare you! I challenge you to a duel!"

    • @Froge4291
      @Froge4291 3 роки тому +569

      C: "I refuse"

    • @voodoodolll
      @voodoodolll 3 роки тому +416

      @@Froge4291 Coward!

    • @jionmionskwisgaar1476
      @jionmionskwisgaar1476 3 роки тому +376

      @@voodoodolll how dare you! I challenge YOU to a duel.

    • @UN_Banished
      @UN_Banished 3 роки тому +275

      @@jionmionskwisgaar1476 I refuse

    • @florianz8922
      @florianz8922 3 роки тому +239

      @@UN_Banished How dare you! I challenge you to a duell

  • @princevesperal
    @princevesperal 4 роки тому +367

    1:23 I love that you included a nod to this historical account of a scientist being challenged to a duel, and who choose a pair of sausages as the weapons: one was perfectly fine and presumably delicious, while the other had been infected with a deadly pathogen. The challenger did not pick either and withdrew his demand for reparation instead.

    • @samrodrigues3199
      @samrodrigues3199 4 роки тому +27

      I believe the "combatants" were Bismarck and Rudolf Virchow, right?

    • @silenthunteruk
      @silenthunteruk 4 роки тому +143

      It appears to be an urban legend, but let's face it, it wouldn't have been the wurst duel ever.

    • @theemirofjaffa2266
      @theemirofjaffa2266 4 роки тому +9

      @@silenthunteruk ha! I see what you did there..lol

  • @titansjojo1445
    @titansjojo1445 5 років тому +3314

    "Lawsuits"
    Can we have duels back?

    • @saguntum-iberian-greekkons7014
      @saguntum-iberian-greekkons7014 5 років тому +341

      You right, its boring and all. Imagine the news « Here we are ladies and gentlemen, the duellers have picked their pistols, BANG! OMG! The opponent was killed, its a perfect shot ladies and gentlement, a clear shot! »
      -Sir, have you had satisfaction now? Not yet, i have to teebag his corpse now

    • @pickeljarsforhillary102
      @pickeljarsforhillary102 5 років тому +108

      We should challenge all lawyers and rid the world of them.

    • @saguntum-iberian-greekkons7014
      @saguntum-iberian-greekkons7014 5 років тому +53

      @@pickeljarsforhillary102 or force them to duel or to "juul to death!"

    • @DM-nw6km
      @DM-nw6km 5 років тому +40

      Yeah, it’s called 1v1 cod snipers no scopes only

    • @Texan.Insomniac
      @Texan.Insomniac 5 років тому +50

      We need to make this a movement to bring back Duels

  • @JoseFlores-xh5cj
    @JoseFlores-xh5cj 3 роки тому +775

    "Why people don't duel anymore?"
    Because the game became a pay-to-win where everyone used the same tier 1 decks.

    • @nonamelegend_vapor
      @nonamelegend_vapor 3 роки тому +3

      I took up Yugioh around the time Pharaoh’s Servant came out and I feel like it’s always been that way for the most part

    • @paulanderson8814
      @paulanderson8814 3 роки тому +23

      But what does pot of greed do

  • @SauceChef
    @SauceChef 3 роки тому +1984

    “Why don’t people duel anymore?”
    Idk maybe all the people who duel died off?

    • @jedders3192
      @jedders3192 3 роки тому +95

      Okay but wouldn’t there have to be one that survived among the rest
      The winner of the dueling era

    • @frostfrost8907
      @frostfrost8907 3 роки тому +45

      Only 50% of them

    • @za6604
      @za6604 3 роки тому +57

      @@frostfrost8907 but then those 50% fight and reduce it to 25%, repeat

    • @kristian7316
      @kristian7316 3 роки тому

      Yep.

    • @CharismaAt-1
      @CharismaAt-1 3 роки тому +2

      Ngl I can’t I hear him saying Juul

  • @coreytrevorson5628
    @coreytrevorson5628 3 роки тому +2546

    I totally would've died by now if dueling was still a thing.

    • @gateofdite
      @gateofdite 3 роки тому +82

      Smokes, let's go.

    • @jabbathehutt2774
      @jabbathehutt2774 3 роки тому +133

      Nah, be a legend, have most duels cast against you and most duels refused. People will know your obnoxious, and so obnoxious that there would be no point to duel you because you'd just refuse.

    • @xast3950
      @xast3950 3 роки тому +6

      @@gateofdite LMAOOOO

    • @second6028
      @second6028 3 роки тому +2

      I would smack people up in a duel🥱😈

    • @johnmarston2641
      @johnmarston2641 3 роки тому +4

      @@gateofdite you don’t even smoke Bubbles

  • @stolaslikestea6169
    @stolaslikestea6169 5 років тому +1844

    “Dueling slowly becomes less popular”
    *Meanwhile John Marston is dueling with everyone in 1911*

    • @justnoob8141
      @justnoob8141 5 років тому +24

      Pretty sure only Jack left by that year

    • @candycorn6268
      @candycorn6268 5 років тому +68

      @@justnoob8141 Welĺ no, Jack was around 1914-1915 when the Great War began, I remember reading about it in the newspaper

    • @mase8189
      @mase8189 5 років тому +37

      Just Noob No, the main portion of the game takes place in 1911, Jack portion is in 1914.

    • @callmefox630
      @callmefox630 5 років тому +3

      Jack Churchill of Britain sends his regards.
      I know that man didn't duel anyone, but you know the man.

    • @trashcantacos
      @trashcantacos 4 роки тому +6

      @@deann4465 Nah I think he meant Rip Van Winkle

  • @amg863
    @amg863 3 роки тому +36

    I would've liked to hear more about the duel in 1967 in France

    • @dabbasw31
      @dabbasw31 2 роки тому +14

      Gaston Deffere vs Rene Ribiere. You can look it up, there is even video footage on UA-cam.

  • @IDONTGETTHEPOINT
    @IDONTGETTHEPOINT 5 років тому +185

    1:23
    That man you see holding the sausage is Rudolf Virchow.
    He opposed Otto Von Bismarck's excessive military budget, which led to Von Bismarck challenging him to a duel. He chose two pork sausages as weapons : one regular sausage and another one infected with Trichinella larvae.
    They would both pick and eat one and see which one of them would die a painful death.
    Bismarck called the duel off after hearing this proposition.

    • @Zorro9129
      @Zorro9129 4 роки тому +28

      Nowadays that would be a top-rated video had they gone through with it.
      "ONE SAFE, ONE DEADLY-Sausage-Eating Duel!"

    • @parakeetiscool7647
      @parakeetiscool7647 4 роки тому +4

      IDONTGETTHEPOINT that’s literally that one scene in princess bride

    • @AndrewPonti
      @AndrewPonti 4 роки тому +4

      That is one of the most German ways to duel...

    • @60437GANGSTER
      @60437GANGSTER 4 роки тому +1

      Sounds funny but isn't true.

    • @dlxmarks
      @dlxmarks 4 роки тому +2

      I was hoping someone else caught that Bismarck reference as well. In reality, Virchow simply declined the challenge.

  • @punpun7402
    @punpun7402 3 роки тому +701

    "Where you going? This is a perfectly good moment to throw your life away!"

  • @porch8370
    @porch8370 3 роки тому +2246

    "Why dont people duel anymore"
    * pulls out deck *
    _Get ready to duel_

    • @Dikkaaawas
      @Dikkaaawas 3 роки тому +192

      Time to dudu-du-duduDUELL

    • @slimshadyince2412
      @slimshadyince2412 3 роки тому +79

      I only clicked this video to look for the Yu-Gi-Oh reference comment

    • @CrashHeelin
      @CrashHeelin 3 роки тому +5

      Once we are there, we can have duels everywhere again

    • @ninonggaming911
      @ninonggaming911 3 роки тому +9

      I read it as "pulls out dick" 🙄🤦‍♂️🤣

    • @willdiaz4116
      @willdiaz4116 3 роки тому +8

      @@ninonggaming911 the only true legendary duel

  • @AdeleiTeillana
    @AdeleiTeillana 2 роки тому +51

    I can confirm - learned in my first semester of law school that the ability to bring lawsuits relatively easily is in part, at least, to prevent people from resorting to "self help" (i.e. duels.)

    • @MangaGamified
      @MangaGamified Рік тому +2

      Did they also teach you that that isn't a feasible option outside america if you're poor?

  • @TheRollingLolLol
    @TheRollingLolLol 3 роки тому +946

    I've always loved the story that Abraham Lincoln stopped a duel before it even started because he showed up with a broadsword slung over his shoulder

    • @drjonesey5
      @drjonesey5 3 роки тому +264

      Yeah, similarly I like when he killed all those Vampires and Zombies.

    • @OgGuak420
      @OgGuak420 3 роки тому +64

      @@drjonesey5 my favorite lesson I learned in American history class

    • @matthewlawton9721
      @matthewlawton9721 3 роки тому +167

      The dude stood 6'4" and his opponent was about 5 foot tall. When he rolled up to the ground he walked aside and tested his sword on a high tree branch, proving to everyone watching that he was a fucking beast.
      Only President in the wrestling hall of fame.

    • @ironcladranchandforge7292
      @ironcladranchandforge7292 2 роки тому +45

      @@matthewlawton9721 -- Yep, true story. He was also very strong at that time in his life. He could hold, with outstretched arm (and ax horizontal to the ground), an axe at the very end of the handle with just his thumb and index finger gripping the handle. I tried it myself without luck, and I split a lot of wood.

    • @alienlife7754
      @alienlife7754 2 роки тому

      @@drjonesey5 research an issue before commenting. Otherwise you look really foolish.

  • @ianpatrickwijaya2657
    @ianpatrickwijaya2657 5 років тому +1174

    2019: _someone brought a knife to gunfight_
    1700: _someone brought a gun to cannon fight_

    • @yrvjutrtubxsyi
      @yrvjutrtubxsyi 5 років тому +48

      1941: Someone brought planes to a bomb fight

    • @jhonywalker002
      @jhonywalker002 5 років тому +9

      Women fight with swords men fight with cannon

    • @AuxenceF
      @AuxenceF 5 років тому +3

      Isn t the gun better then a cannon in this situation ?

    • @AgentTasmania
      @AgentTasmania 4 роки тому +4

      @@AuxenceF Take one step to the side, cap the other guy while he tries to trverse his cannon.

    • @thewheelchairhistorian3424
      @thewheelchairhistorian3424 4 роки тому +1

      Idiot, it's the 1800s in Aleksander III's time.

  • @irradiated6126
    @irradiated6126 5 років тому +419

    it sounds like you’re saying juuling and it makes this way better

    • @Venomsplatter
      @Venomsplatter 5 років тому +5

      Wanna see my juuls?

    • @nicolataino2003
      @nicolataino2003 5 років тому +34

      The practice of _juuling_ is barbaric

    • @richardlionerheart1945
      @richardlionerheart1945 5 років тому +2

      @@nicolataino2003 indeed if you don't want tp be seen as a primitive got a mod and a rda

    • @aninggga
      @aninggga 5 років тому

      @@Venomsplatter juul not cool

    • @nuclearluke6593
      @nuclearluke6593 5 років тому +1

      ‘you didn’t have to accept and put your life on the line but i could lead to you being called a coward’

  • @letsgobrandon416
    @letsgobrandon416 Рік тому +24

    The fact that lawsuits replaced dueling is the best argument I've heard to bringing back dueling. However, to avoid unnecessary death, I propose modern dueling be held in hand to hand unarmed combat in cage fights. First to tap out is a nerd.

    • @edwardbirdsall6580
      @edwardbirdsall6580 7 місяців тому +1

      Last I knew Texas had something similar. Might help to clean up our recent politics some.

    • @Nick-zp3ub
      @Nick-zp3ub 3 місяці тому

      That's not a duel, that's a brawl.

  • @Zeithri
    @Zeithri 5 років тому +533

    Me, " _Yeah, we should bring Duels back although in a non-lethal wa-_ "
    Video: " _LAWSUITS._ "
    " _BRING BACK DUELING QUICKLY_ "

    • @gideonmele1556
      @gideonmele1556 5 років тому +11

      The sound of muzzleloaders in the distance

    • @lzstep80
      @lzstep80 5 років тому +12

      Money-hungry lawyers dislike this!

    • @Apophis40K
      @Apophis40K 5 років тому +5

      Well The old freternitys in Germany still duel mandatory. The sword fight has just a bunch of rules so nobody dies (most of the time one person in my city died around 50 ish years ago and the freternitys does not duel anymore to honor him) but you can only lose them by showing emotions.
      TL;DR Germany freternitys still duel with sharp swords but with a lot of rules and protection for your eyes and neck

    • @jhonywalker002
      @jhonywalker002 5 років тому

      @@Apophis40K Isnt that called fencing

    • @Apophis40K
      @Apophis40K 5 років тому

      @@jhonywalker002 it's called Mensur. But every duel with swords is fancing

  • @ImmaLittlePip
    @ImmaLittlePip 3 роки тому +2651

    "People don't duel any more"
    Yu-Gi-Oh fans: That's where you're wrong buster

    • @jo_gy
      @jo_gy 3 роки тому +81

      It's time for a Due.. Due... DUELL

    • @StinkHatch5318
      @StinkHatch5318 3 роки тому +63

      "It's time to du du du duuuee-" *has a stroke*

    • @archenemy6334
      @archenemy6334 3 роки тому +32

      But wheres you dddddd dddd dd ddd deck?

    • @cmartin8093
      @cmartin8093 3 роки тому +5

      MTG players: really?

    • @jspring9588
      @jspring9588 3 роки тому +25

      Send your ass to the Shadow Realm

  • @allanjbucknol4414
    @allanjbucknol4414 5 років тому +1451

    Reason:It is pretty annoying to keep saying,Its time to D D D D Duel

    • @TheCheck999
      @TheCheck999 5 років тому +11

      +

    • @landonweist
      @landonweist 5 років тому +12

      +

    • @daveshn
      @daveshn 5 років тому +33

      That wasn't the annoying part. The annoying part was that you had to wait three weeks for someone to take their turn.

    • @TheGAVstudio
      @TheGAVstudio 5 років тому +22

      @BlackDeathViral03 You think you can challenge me? Pathetic, I'll see you and your pathetic little deck ask for mercy when I summon my...
      *Intense anime flashing*
      FIVE HEADED DRAGON

    • @thathair6288
      @thathair6288 5 років тому +1

      +

  • @elliothellyer933
    @elliothellyer933 2 роки тому +9

    My favorite duel story will always be when someone challenge Abe Lincoln in his younger years, and Lincoln's weapon of choice was "broadsword in a pit" the challenger then called it off.

  • @JamesTrifolium
    @JamesTrifolium 4 роки тому +1263

    “Either an apology or a Jew”
    Thanks auto-captions.

    • @kekeke8988
      @kekeke8988 3 роки тому +56

      Well, the auto-captioning algorithm wasn't aware of the existence of an English word pronounced "jool".

    • @rosiefay7283
      @rosiefay7283 3 роки тому +38

      @@kekeke8988 Jewel is pretty close. But that doesn't explain Julian instead of duelling.

    • @pannobhasa
      @pannobhasa 3 роки тому +13

      That's the way it is now when one gets an apology or hires a slick lawyer and sues

    • @amargabela7018
      @amargabela7018 3 роки тому +23

      Thats all fine and good, but who is Zhu Ling?

    • @dinoxman8584
      @dinoxman8584 3 роки тому +47

      “Using Jews as a means to legally commit suicide”
      (It said that in the video I’m not trying to be anti-semitic)

  • @jessiehogue.
    @jessiehogue. 3 роки тому +429

    "Eventually, in the early 2000s, while lawsuits still remained an often used option to settle disputes of higher significance and importance, their cost and time-consuming nature brought forth another evolution, namely causing most disagreements and personal attacks to be retaliated via insulting the offender's mother, and/ or talking sh*t on the internet."

    • @suzukirider9030
      @suzukirider9030 3 роки тому +20

      Right! Lawsuits might've been a good idea 100 years ago, but over time because SOOO expensive, slow and stressful - that's it's almost better if disagreeing people, men at least, could go back to giving each other a good punching and then chill out - WITHOUT having cops and the whole legal system involved.
      I mean, seriously, if two men fight - no matter who's right, and no matter who "wins" - getting cops involved, pretty much always make life more miserable for BOTH sides of the fight.

    • @donotneed2250
      @donotneed2250 3 роки тому +3

      In my area if you insult someone's mother there won't be a duel but you taking a ride to the hospital or morgue.

    • @suzukirider9030
      @suzukirider9030 3 роки тому +2

      @@donotneed2250 But does the person who punched go to jail afterwards, or not really?

    • @jessiehogue.
      @jessiehogue. 3 роки тому +6

      @@donotneed2250 That's taking 'yo mama' jokes far too seriously.

    • @tekmogm5979
      @tekmogm5979 2 роки тому +7

      Insulting the offender's mother has been a thing for much longer, at least since the middle ages.

  • @NateTheGreat2399
    @NateTheGreat2399 5 років тому +267

    We don't duel anymore?
    *sends you to the Shadow Realm*

    • @ginojones5857
      @ginojones5857 5 років тому +2

      The reason we don't duel anymore is because they all shot and killed each other.

    • @jaspionccv9426
      @jaspionccv9426 5 років тому +1

      He did fell in my trap

    • @AnyaKittyMeow
      @AnyaKittyMeow 5 років тому

      super gt

  • @mojo_joju
    @mojo_joju Рік тому +6

    Actually, resolving disagreements with a Sabre duel to the death kinda sounds like a badass way to go

  • @iwanttwoscoops
    @iwanttwoscoops 5 років тому +2488

    captions are funny: "jews fell out of fashion," "either by offering an apology or a jew," "jeweling in the military was an issue"

    • @nobodyuknow2490
      @nobodyuknow2490 4 роки тому +80

      The general was supposed to command the offensive, but was tied up affixing the clasp on the bracelet for his second in command's wife...

    • @rachelpurity1
      @rachelpurity1 4 роки тому +178

      "I'm sorry I insulted you, have a Jew!"

    • @luftwaffle4327
      @luftwaffle4327 4 роки тому +93

      Lol either by offering an apology or a Jew
      Say sorry or give me a Jew lol

    • @Zorro9129
      @Zorro9129 4 роки тому +28

      Oy gevalt

    • @parakeetiscool7647
      @parakeetiscool7647 4 роки тому +11

      2 Scoops can I offer you a *jew* in this trying time?

  • @vilena5308
    @vilena5308 4 роки тому +733

    "Widow's pensions were withheld from men killed in duels."
    Brilliant move.

    • @dreamingflurry2729
      @dreamingflurry2729 4 роки тому +66

      Unless the officer in question hates his wife and wants to die...then it is encouragement :D

    • @kosiak10851
      @kosiak10851 4 роки тому +31

      perfect outcome for duel over cheating wife.
      Win-win in any outcome

    • @GRBtutorials
      @GRBtutorials 4 роки тому +5

      Indeed, the dead men needed the pension desperately...

    • @effexon
      @effexon 4 роки тому +4

      @@dreamingflurry2729 it's still brilliant, if widow want pension, she has to treat better her husband.

    • @bennyboy27or
      @bennyboy27or 3 роки тому +1

      Modern day move would be to double down and declare the pension go to an Ex-wife

  • @sethboardman9941
    @sethboardman9941 3 роки тому +526

    I've literally been saying this for years, I want dueling back... and I would also be dead like 5 years ago, but still.

    • @orbitingsentientsatellite4361
      @orbitingsentientsatellite4361 3 роки тому +32

      Thats *why* you want it back

    • @ahmedibnsanun3504
      @ahmedibnsanun3504 3 роки тому +53

      @@orbitingsentientsatellite4361 it makes sense, it would lessen tension nowadays. All the dumbass ego driven people would kill themselves off and leave America with more passionate people

    • @austrakaiser4793
      @austrakaiser4793 3 роки тому +11

      Life with Covid is way too boring, that's a selling point for me, I'd literally do anything as long as I can get outta this hellhole.

    • @ricardochavez6391
      @ricardochavez6391 3 роки тому +3

      It is in Seattle Washington If I recall

    • @orbitingsentientsatellite4361
      @orbitingsentientsatellite4361 3 роки тому

      @@ahmedibnsanun3504 not what i meant

  • @kevincarter4902
    @kevincarter4902 2 роки тому +5

    The character at the beginning with the "your mother" sign had me laughing. Stars, Yo to you as well

  • @dukevandygames4856
    @dukevandygames4856 5 років тому +1839

    Bully: ur mom fat
    Me during the duel: *so anyway I started blasting*

  • @Gilhelmi
    @Gilhelmi 3 роки тому +654

    Can we get a video on the "last duel in France"? That might be interesting.

    • @Lapantouflemagic0
      @Lapantouflemagic0 3 роки тому +76

      meh, just googled it. two imbeciles MPs arguing over stuff, the offended guy (who demanded the duel) never held a sword in his life while his opponent had prior training, unsurprisingly the latter won after inflicting two minor wounds. stupid shit.

    • @samrevlej9331
      @samrevlej9331 3 роки тому +77

      It was quite funny, actually. In the National Assembly (lower house of Parliament), French socialist MP and mayor of Marseille, as well as former Resistance member, Gaston Deferre, shouted to a young Gaullist MP, René Ribière, who was interrupting him during his speech, "Will you shut up, you moron?" When Deferre later refused to retract his insult, Ribière challenged him to a sword duel.
      Only problem was Ribière had never touched a sword in his life, while Deferre was quite familiar with duels and had already fought in one. It lasted with three attacks, Ribière got two harmless cuts on his forearm, and the referee stopped the duel.
      De Gaulle, who was president at the time, wasn't pleased with this, and had tried to have the duel called off, to no avail. Police ignored it, but journalists watched and caught the duel on film. Later, Deferre kept joking that he'd tried to aim for Ribière's crotch, because he was getting married the next day.
      And that was the last duel in France.

    • @theunreadyone
      @theunreadyone 3 роки тому +39

      @@samrevlej9331 the “will you shut up, moron?” Reminds me of that one Trump vs Biden debate and now I really want to see them duel

    • @jupiter1789
      @jupiter1789 3 роки тому

      @@samrevlej9331 to be honest i would rather reading a book then completing your comment.

    • @MyName-sx3mr
      @MyName-sx3mr 3 роки тому +25

      @@jupiter1789 Or perhaps you could do both... Instead of that however, you will endeavour in being an asshole.

  • @BillyCobbOfficial
    @BillyCobbOfficial 3 роки тому +2275

    You had the right to choose your weapon? I choose rubber chickens

    • @rayeittastay2458
      @rayeittastay2458 3 роки тому +131

      Why not be a rebel and choose real chickens.

    • @watchstuff5679
      @watchstuff5679 3 роки тому +110

      "Choke them with the rubber cock"

    • @Smack47
      @Smack47 3 роки тому +7

      Hey Billy I seem to have lost my sex, do you know where it is?

    • @NecroStingySLEEPS
      @NecroStingySLEEPS 3 роки тому +12

      They should just duel with cards nobody gets hurt that way only their pride

    • @daveaustria555
      @daveaustria555 3 роки тому +3

      Then you will end up 6 feet below the ground

  • @JervisGermane
    @JervisGermane Рік тому +4

    I fully support restoring dueling, especially non-fatal versions, including one-on-one fist fights. I've long considered it a good way to settle personal animosities without the costs of getting other people involved. As long as all participants are adults and the duel is registered with the local court ahead of time, have on.

  • @dimensiongoat
    @dimensiongoat 3 роки тому +544

    Basically: “Could you guys not kill each other for FIVE SECONDS???”

    • @ML-sc3pt
      @ML-sc3pt 3 роки тому +11

      No. We need it back.

  • @mikeidc7690
    @mikeidc7690 3 роки тому +1022

    "Why people don't duel anymore"
    Me, with a revolver: *People stopped dueling?!*

    • @nameable6567
      @nameable6567 3 роки тому +17

      so true yo it’s crazy i’m on the fbis top 100 now like wtf 😂😂

    • @davidarvingumazon5024
      @davidarvingumazon5024 3 роки тому

      Dream vs Technoblade
      Duel in 2020

    • @generalmikalie2739
      @generalmikalie2739 3 роки тому

      This comment would be better if ”well we can start it right now”

    • @GetBlitzedFSND
      @GetBlitzedFSND 3 роки тому +1

      Alex baldwin never got the memo lol

    • @boom5935
      @boom5935 3 роки тому

      dude, i cant like your comment

  • @Daniel-kq4bx
    @Daniel-kq4bx 5 років тому +249

    Teacher : *slightly critiques me*
    Me: We shall resolve this issue in a duel

    • @Boiling_Seas
      @Boiling_Seas 5 років тому +15

      PE suddenly takes on greater importance, gonna need some strength to wield a broadsword properly

    • @Daniel-kq4bx
      @Daniel-kq4bx 5 років тому +10

      @@Boiling_Seas imagine a teacher beating someone to death with a set square for the blackboard

    • @VestinVestin
      @VestinVestin 5 років тому +8

      Teacher: I accept. I choose the weapon of... XIXth century Russian philosophy.

    • @derrilazkia1002
      @derrilazkia1002 5 років тому +6

      Teacher: can you solve this problem on the whiteboard?
      Student: oh we have a problem?

    • @PersonManManManMan
      @PersonManManManMan 5 років тому

      However you cannot challange a teacher unless you are an officer cuz he has higher standing rank thank you

  • @christianwurtzbacherakabub5498
    @christianwurtzbacherakabub5498 Рік тому +34

    I think we should bring back duels. Lawsuits have gotten boring and the money spent on such things would be much better spent on helping others.

    • @IceWolfLoki
      @IceWolfLoki Рік тому +4

      Won't somebody think of the poor lawyers!

    • @adamlam9600
      @adamlam9600 10 місяців тому +1

      Ah yes, peace is boring

  • @jamescusack6511
    @jamescusack6511 4 роки тому +902

    _MY GOOD SIR, YOU HAVE INSULTED MY HONOR. I CHALLENGE YOU TO A LAWSUIT_

    • @courier6402
      @courier6402 4 роки тому +27

      I accept but only if in able to represent myself

    • @nac-1
      @nac-1 4 роки тому +17

      I accept, but only if I can hold my M134 Minigun during the trial. Oh, the minigun? Oh posh just ignore it for now.

    • @bluesap7318
      @bluesap7318 3 роки тому +4

      @@nac-1 so you gonna shoot the judge or the defendant?

    • @nac-1
      @nac-1 3 роки тому +5

      @@bluesap7318 Why choose ;)

    • @bluesap7318
      @bluesap7318 3 роки тому +6

      @@nac-1 your right why limit your self by choosing.

  • @SaltedMallows
    @SaltedMallows 3 роки тому +918

    Imagine getting into a duel with Blizzard entertainment except they didn't win by just having a bunch of lawyers, they hired 100 dudes for you to fight before you got to challenge the CEO

  • @Tobi-co3hy
    @Tobi-co3hy 3 роки тому +1152

    "What weapon are you gonna use in our duel?"
    I play Pot of Greed!
    This lets me shoot two times with my finger gun!

    • @joynelbonet194
      @joynelbonet194 3 роки тому +40

      Joke is on you, i placed a trap card the turn before.

    • @zebrasarenothorses
      @zebrasarenothorses 3 роки тому +17

      Jokes on all of you
      4kids doesn't believe in death and murder

    • @ZhclTl
      @ZhclTl 3 роки тому +15

      What does Pot of Greed even do?!

    • @mr.z9309
      @mr.z9309 3 роки тому +21

      @@ZhclTl it let’s you draw to cards- so I grabbed a piece of paper of drew two cards because instructions aren’t specific enough.

    • @joynelbonet194
      @joynelbonet194 3 роки тому +7

      @@ZhclTl Allows you to draw two cards from Deck.

  • @ForrestSentinel
    @ForrestSentinel 3 роки тому +23

    First was dueling.
    Second was lawsuits.
    Now, it’s 1v1 snipers only on Rust

  • @raydavison4288
    @raydavison4288 4 роки тому +2132

    I would rather die in a duel than to lose everything in a lawsuit.

    • @firstcooommment3675
      @firstcooommment3675 4 роки тому +82

      Your still Losing everything.
      Your dead. Only difference is your just dying earlier with more money to your name. In this context.

    • @greatkentuckian9032
      @greatkentuckian9032 4 роки тому +196

      @@firstcooommment3675 well no eeally. The money would go to who ever was on your will. Dying would be better because the death would be quicker, while losing everything would just make you suicidal. Therefore, you would die at your own hands, while not taking a chance of killing the other.

    • @avshockey6633
      @avshockey6633 4 роки тому +18

      @@greatkentuckian9032 Dying doesn't make your debts magically disappear. If someone has a judgement against you and you die, your money goes to the person with the judgement before the people in your will.

    • @zjzr08
      @zjzr08 4 роки тому +40

      @@avshockey6633 I thought the payment for debt is settled by the duel?

    • @whitescar2
      @whitescar2 3 роки тому +14

      So if someone held you at gunpoint and said "Your money or your life!" you'd choose to die, then? Interesting choice.

  • @simbachvazo6530
    @simbachvazo6530 3 роки тому +248

    1:23 the fear in his eyes... he knows the power of this weapon, truly.

    • @Avghistorian77
      @Avghistorian77 3 роки тому +13

      Otto Von Bismarck was a duelist himself, he would know how strong such a fierce sausage is!

    • @canuckprogressive.3435
      @canuckprogressive.3435 3 роки тому +5

      The sausage was the weopon of choice of a New York coroner who knew they were bags of death. The other fellow actualy backed out.

    • @RandomRatOnTheWeb
      @RandomRatOnTheWeb 3 роки тому +8

      Replying to an old comment. But Otto was actually challenged by a said man with a sausage. The story goes that the chemist whos name i forgot had two sausages laid out. One of which was poisoned. So otto backed out

    • @simbachvazo6530
      @simbachvazo6530 3 роки тому +1

      That is actually pretty interesting.

  • @apian7594
    @apian7594 4 роки тому +1641

    _”The last duel in France took place in 1967... anyways, years later...”_
    Me: *Ay hol up!*

    • @Bruh-hq1hx
      @Bruh-hq1hx 4 роки тому +92

      Its recorded on film

    • @ringyring
      @ringyring 4 роки тому +76

      Why are French so aggressive?

    • @user-cq8mz5fy2u
      @user-cq8mz5fy2u 4 роки тому +73

      @@ringyring Because there french

    • @dpk6639
      @dpk6639 4 роки тому +282

      "No one kills the French quite like the French" - Kid in my highschool history class

    • @daylenhigman8680
      @daylenhigman8680 4 роки тому +16

      @@dpk6639 an amazing comment

  • @Rhinoboy-jp6kx
    @Rhinoboy-jp6kx 2 роки тому +3

    I feel like this should replace wars just one person dying

  • @SamC-bg6vn
    @SamC-bg6vn 5 років тому +203

    People don’t duel anymore they Juul instead.

    • @reyzephlyn105
      @reyzephlyn105 5 років тому +4

      A fate worse than death

    • @Venomsplatter
      @Venomsplatter 5 років тому

      No they eat ass

    • @shanecunningham305
      @shanecunningham305 5 років тому

      Almost Professional Sports eh-wheres my juul bro

    • @ibnyahud
      @ibnyahud 5 років тому

      However, people are also dying from this practice as well!
      In the US since February, nearly 3,000 people have died from vaping related injury or illness. Others have even undergone lung transplants...it's getting worse because a lot of this shit is coming from China and they don't giveAfuq and cut it with nasty chemicals

    • @jaalan7896
      @jaalan7896 5 років тому

      Thats what he said...

  • @leszas872
    @leszas872 4 роки тому +1139

    People back then: "Saber duel. You and I. Let's go."
    People now: "1v1 me in Rust bro."

    • @thebeanz6593
      @thebeanz6593 4 роки тому +9

      @THE JOKER stfu lol

    • @joefuller1207
      @joefuller1207 4 роки тому +11

      @THE JOKER 1v1s on Rust were a thing in Modern Warfare 2. It was snipers with only quick scopes or no scopes and the last killcam had to be amazing(aka jumping off the structure in the middle and performing a quick/no scope. They were generally used when a sniper player got really mad at another sniper player so they messaged them saying what Leszas’s comment says. Fox 1v1s on Final Destination were a thing back in Smash Bros Melee. Fox was the character all the pros used, Final Destination was a very ceremonial map, and no items means that you can only use your melee, pistol, smashes, airs and grabs.

    • @julianelcash2261
      @julianelcash2261 3 роки тому +1

      And now we got a generation of soy boiz

    • @Narekz
      @Narekz 3 роки тому +2

      you mean nuketown

    • @johnmajorenos5162
      @johnmajorenos5162 3 роки тому +1

      @THE JOKER Boomer

  • @apoc0110
    @apoc0110 5 років тому +1932

    "Why dont people duel anymore"
    Yugioh: "Am i a joke to you?"

  • @michaelblum4968
    @michaelblum4968 Рік тому +2

    I highly recommend the book, "Dueling; The Cult of Honor in Fin-de-Siecle Germany" by Kevin McAleer. Lots of interesting information about the laws, culture, and practices surrounding dueling in late-19th Century Germany (and some stuff about France and other European nations).

  • @aldotorres1983
    @aldotorres1983 5 років тому +161

    3:15
    "Sir, you have offended my honor. I challenge you to litigation."

    • @dmgill83
      @dmgill83 5 років тому +4

      Underrated comment....

    • @ryanrazo
      @ryanrazo 5 років тому +3

      I thought you said 'ligation'.

  • @Wet_Deer
    @Wet_Deer 4 роки тому +507

    “I challenge you to a duel, what is the weapon of choice?”
    Me: “it’s nerf of nothing”

    • @puppytracks8997
      @puppytracks8997 3 роки тому +15

      We end on first blood

    • @doflamingo1360
      @doflamingo1360 3 роки тому +7

      I have my Exodia!

    • @davesy6969
      @davesy6969 3 роки тому +4

      "I choose feather dusters!"

    • @jamiebarba5701
      @jamiebarba5701 3 роки тому

      I have my Mewtwo.

    • @CieJe.Alexander
      @CieJe.Alexander 3 роки тому +1

      The field of honour is Paintball!
      Or, was it Laser Tag?
      Either one really hits the pocketbook! 💸 Lol

  • @yourfellowcommunist296
    @yourfellowcommunist296 4 роки тому +373

    HE SHOOTS HIS PISTOL AT THE SKY
    WAIT- BANG

    • @jkai7466
      @jkai7466 4 роки тому +14

      Alexander Hamilton

    • @f.b.i3209
      @f.b.i3209 4 роки тому +17

      @@jkai7466 America sings for you!

    • @sth02
      @sth02 4 роки тому +13

      Why would you do this to me. I was having a good day.

    • @yourfellowcommunist296
      @yourfellowcommunist296 4 роки тому +5

      STH 1234567-- bang!

    • @alanb8884
      @alanb8884 4 роки тому +5

      That Hamilton firing in the sky thing is a myth. Witness accounts say he fired and missed.

  • @lionelhutz4186
    @lionelhutz4186 Рік тому +3

    There are still duels in Germany, but only in certain social circles. And not with guns (which weren't popular to begin with) but with fencing. Usually you loose when you bleed at 3 different places and you wear white to make it visible.

  • @tjb_6203
    @tjb_6203 5 років тому +2044

    Why we don’t duel anymore?
    Good joke, you would be surprised by how many 12 year olds want to 1v1 you on xBox live.

    • @magnuspeacock5857
      @magnuspeacock5857 5 років тому +99

      C'mon, be fair...
      Some of them are 11

    • @awormnamedscoobis3419
      @awormnamedscoobis3419 5 років тому +35

      Magnus Peacock some of them are retarded 50 year olds too!

    • @chudtroonslayer
      @chudtroonslayer 5 років тому +3

      The real TJB UA-cam comments also seem to have this custom.

    • @tricksor6589
      @tricksor6589 5 років тому

      @@sondreus24 uh

    • @JOEY-xj4ds
      @JOEY-xj4ds 5 років тому +8

      Yeah... This really is the modern way of settling scores and preserving honor.

  • @Galimeer5
    @Galimeer5 3 роки тому +408

    Hamilton said that the honorable thing to do in a duel was to fire your pistol into the sky, rather than at your opponent.
    That line of thinking has its merits, but, given a sample size of two duels, it was 0% successful.

    • @ML-sc3pt
      @ML-sc3pt 3 роки тому +19

      It wasn't though. It was the suicidal thing to do

    • @Andreas77677
      @Andreas77677 3 роки тому +48

      @@ML-sc3pt Wow that one really went over your head, didn't it?

    • @joske7804
      @joske7804 3 роки тому +20

      @@Andreas77677 you mean the bullet?

    • @ZACHANDJACKSZACHSMAFIA
      @ZACHANDJACKSZACHSMAFIA 3 роки тому +5

      Sadly yes it's true, GUNS ARE NOT HONORABLE AND NEITHER ARE THE MEN WITH THEM.... -JACK

    • @bluishwolf
      @bluishwolf 3 роки тому

      That was just an excuse to cover for the fact he illegally modified his pistol with a hair trigger and accidentally discharged it early.

  • @silverblade357
    @silverblade357 3 роки тому +136

    I get that dueling was barbaric, but there are some historic events that I can't help but respect.
    Andrew Jackson had just won the presidential election and Charles Dickinson, one of his political rivals, just couldn't resist publically insulting Jackson's late wife, who had passed away during the campaign. Despite Dickinson being a talented marksman and having so much to lose, President-elect Jackson still challenged him to a duel and won with a headshot.
    Still, say what you want about Jackson, what does it say about Dickinson that he'd rather risk death than take back insults cast at a dead woman?

    • @LordBordNoob
      @LordBordNoob 3 роки тому +5

      I wonder what's the whole story behind his words.

    • @thedreadtyger
      @thedreadtyger 2 роки тому +3

      Jackson was also in a duel with John Sevier. Accounts differ, but I prefer the one where Sevier won.
      Neither died, at any rate, and peace was restored.
      The event occurred while Sevier was Governor of Tennessee and Jackson a Judge.

    • @francisdec1615
      @francisdec1615 2 роки тому

      Dueling is brain dead. Like Schopenhauer says: if you really think that someone totally inferior to you has insulted you and must be punished for it, why would you give him a "fair" chance to wound you physically or kill you, depending on how good a shot he is? If you think he's morally inferior, just kill him or let it be, but the charade of dueling is totally stupid.

    • @LoudWaffle
      @LoudWaffle 2 роки тому

      Yeah but if Jackson lost it would be known as one of the biggest embarassments in history. The dude gave up life and the presidency because some guy was a dick to him.

    • @updatedotexe
      @updatedotexe 2 роки тому +1

      Your wording of the story is simply wrong. Do your research.
      Dueling was illegal in Tennessee. However, under the criminal law of the period around 1800, it was difficult to be extradited across state lines. As a result, the two men met near Adairville, Kentucky, adjacent to the Tennessee border, on May 30, 1806. Dickinson left Nashville the day before the duel with his second and a group of friends, confident, even demonstrating his shooting skills at various stops along the way. Since Dickinson was considered an expert shot, Jackson and his friend, Thomas Overton, determined it would be best to let Dickinson fire first, hoping that his aim might be spoiled in his quickness. The obvious weakness of this tactic was, of course, that Jackson might not be alive to take aim.[3]: 140-141 
      Jackson and Overton also devised a strategy that, if Overton should win the coin toss to give the word to fire, he would ask Dickinson the question "Gentleman, are you ready?" purposefully after asking Jackson, and then immediately say "Fire" in an attempt to cause Dickinson to fire impulsively. Overton did indeed win the coin toss, and subsequently used this strategy.
      Dickinson fired first, hitting Jackson in the chest; incredibly, Jackson was not killed, but merely wounded, and was capable of returning fire. Under the rules of dueling, Dickinson had to remain still as Jackson took his shot. Jackson's pistol stopped at half cock, so he drew back the hammer and aimed again, this time hitting Dickinson in the chest. Dickinson bled to death.[3]: 142 
      The expert Dickinson had aimed at Jackson's heart, though the bullet had been slightly deflected by Jackson's brass button on his coat, which some claim was due to him deliberately wearing loose clothing over his lean frame. It has also been suggested that Jackson adopted a careful sideways stance to ensure that his heart was obstructed. The bullet broke some of Jackson's ribs, and had ended up lodged inches from his heart. While Jackson could easily have been incapacitated by such a wound, an unconfirmed account later claimed that while conversing with a friend on his deathbed he stated, "If he had shot me through the brain, sir, I should still have killed him."[citation needed]
      Doctors determined that the bullet lodged in Jackson's chest was too close to his heart to operate, so Jackson carried it for the rest of his life, and suffered much pain from the wound. Locals were outraged that Dickinson had to stand defenseless while Jackson re-cocked and shot him. This was a confusing application of the rules of dueling, as snaps were considered as good as a shot. A snap implies that the hammer fell completely and failed to cause a shot, but a half cock is not a snap. Dickinson's second nervously permitted Jackson to re-cock his pistol. Some might claim that Jackson could have shot into the air or shot only to injure Dickinson; this would have been considered sufficient satisfaction under dueling rules. Jackson replied that Dickinson had meant to "kill the gent," so Jackson had also shot to kill. Jackson's reputation suffered greatly from the duel.

  • @Splee
    @Splee 4 місяці тому +2

    What if instead of declaring wars with mass death, we just had the two leaders duel each other with flintlocks instead to settle their lack of communication skills

  • @unclenogbad1509
    @unclenogbad1509 3 роки тому +68

    Reminds me of a great Dave Allen sketch where a toff finds himself insulted by a man with the reputation of being the greatest duellist in England. He spends months training himself to use a pistol with deadly accuracy before issuing his challenge. Then the opponent chooses swords.

  • @rogersheddy6414
    @rogersheddy6414 4 роки тому +260

    ... and dueling was replaced with...
    Oh, damn! I'd rather be in a duel!

    • @meowistforlife
      @meowistforlife 4 роки тому +11

      Agreed, far less ruinous

    • @johnpijano4786
      @johnpijano4786 4 роки тому +4

      @@meowistforlife i mean, potentialy dying because of an arguement is better than losing cash/property?

    • @pandasniper1
      @pandasniper1 4 роки тому +18

      @@johnpijano4786 if both parties agree to it, then its worth it

    • @theotakuchannel3154
      @theotakuchannel3154 4 роки тому +1

      @Luís Filipe Andrade so me and other teachers who have some of the most difficult jobs in the world and get paid less then the average American are worth less then money? How do you put a price tag on a humans life? Such a thing comes off as extremely cruel. By giving in to a bully you are only showing the world that you are no better then they are as you have stooped down to their level. A rich person is no more valuable then a poor person we are all imperfect human beings. Thank you

    • @theotakuchannel3154
      @theotakuchannel3154 4 роки тому

      @Luís Filipe Andrade please don’t assume my gender not all teachers are men and if it was just sarcasm then ok I apologize for attacking you I just really admire and appreciate all human life. Take care and be safe

  • @REEEPROGRAM
    @REEEPROGRAM 4 роки тому +1574

    Title: about *"duel"*
    Captions: *"Jewel"*
    What I hear: *"juul"*

    • @dannnyyang
      @dannnyyang 4 роки тому +22

      REPROGRAM Captions: “Zhu Ling”

    • @thesturm8686
      @thesturm8686 4 роки тому +14

      I mean, you dan duel by juuling till you drop

    • @God-mi8fw
      @God-mi8fw 4 роки тому +1

      You smoke to much

    • @leonleon2021
      @leonleon2021 4 роки тому +6

      I heard "jew"

    • @loginyoass3771
      @loginyoass3771 4 роки тому

      I thought I was the only one who uses caption on youtube and it sucks

  • @Hallows4
    @Hallows4 Рік тому +4

    One thing I’d like to know is how often duels like this actually happened. Obviously, the answer would vary by time, place, and context, but modern depictions - or at least parodies - often show duels being fought over fairly trivial reasons. Again, “trivial” is highly subjective, but if every perceived slight or misunderstanding resulted in two men pulling weapons on each other, it would be a constant bloodbath.

  • @VinTheDirector
    @VinTheDirector 3 роки тому +5198

    Yu-Gi-Oh! players: “Allow us to introduce ourselves”

    • @lewistran1
      @lewistran1 3 роки тому +135

      Honestly before I seen the thumbnail I thought this was a Yu-Gi-Oh video

    • @Adam-082
      @Adam-082 3 роки тому +26

      Go away weeb

    • @sunlesssirris
      @sunlesssirris 3 роки тому +223

      @@Adam-082 Someone has never won a duel...

    • @daltonmiller5163
      @daltonmiller5163 3 роки тому +174

      @@Adam-082 looks like you're going to the shadow realm

    • @tanaz_7177
      @tanaz_7177 3 роки тому +25

      zombie world go brrrrr

  • @FRISHR
    @FRISHR 5 років тому +702

    People don’t duel anymore to prevent playing card games on motorcycles.

  • @79ped
    @79ped 4 роки тому +100

    In Denmark, there's still laws applying for duelling. However they haven't been used in well over a hundred years, so they're not really useable anymore. But still a part of the law

    • @effexon
      @effexon 4 роки тому +8

      it is waiting for that time danish need to brawl with german and swedish again. fistfight.

    • @kingt0295
      @kingt0295 3 роки тому +12

      There’s still laws in some states in America that allow two consenting parties to beat the piss out of each other as long as an officer is present

    • @effexon
      @effexon 3 роки тому +1

      @@kingt0295 does parties mean it can be group fight?

    • @kingt0295
      @kingt0295 3 роки тому +4

      @@effexon lol I meant two dudes fighting but maybe

    • @mrscechy8625
      @mrscechy8625 3 роки тому +4

      I'm going to Denmark and I'm going to challenge my Danish friend to a duel

  • @Xiaolaoshu621
    @Xiaolaoshu621 2 роки тому +2

    The final bit about lawsuits reminded me of an episode of "Sliders" where lawyers were literal hired guns in alternate universe.

  • @beyondborderfilms4352
    @beyondborderfilms4352 4 роки тому +332

    3:00 in the end across Britain and America the Jews fell out of fashion
    Me: Oh no

  • @darrionj707
    @darrionj707 3 роки тому +67

    "Let's be reasonable if a person insults you you have every right to fight that person to the death to restore your honor", say no more fam 10/10 perfect vid

    • @silverblade357
      @silverblade357 3 роки тому +7

      Some people would be way more respectful if they didn't think modern law gave them a free pass to viciously harass other people.

    • @Palatinus-Z
      @Palatinus-Z 3 роки тому +3

      @@silverblade357 Plus, only rich folks can afford a lawsuit, and it takes so long it isn't even worth it.

    • @darrionj707
      @darrionj707 3 роки тому +2

      @@Palatinus-Z *wins lawsuit for 50,000
      *is now in debt 200,000 for legal fees
      *FUCK

    • @Palatinus-Z
      @Palatinus-Z 3 роки тому +1

      @@darrionj707 Man, too much of a hassle only because someone said "yo mama is x", Months of legal fees, auditions, entire schedules changed...
      Some day you wake up and realize it isn't even worth it.
      Hell, even criminal cases in the US are not worth it sometimes.

  • @stevenwillett4136
    @stevenwillett4136 3 роки тому +368

    "George Washington, for example, had issues with stopping officers from killing each other during the War of Independence"
    UK: not what i expected, but ok

  • @MexicanHatBoy
    @MexicanHatBoy 2 роки тому +1

    I recommend playing this video with the sound off and auto-generated English subtitles for a good time. "drooling" was my favourite of UA-cams attempt to transcribe "dueling"

  • @AverytheCubanAmerican
    @AverytheCubanAmerican 5 років тому +628

    Imagine an actual American flag that says "Stars, yo"

    • @Koala1203
      @Koala1203 5 років тому +36

      Best flag ever

    • @FlagAnthem
      @FlagAnthem 5 років тому +16

      Mmm...

    • @nannepeters8303
      @nannepeters8303 5 років тому +21

      I'm just going to say that I find your comments on a lot of the videos that I watch. Next time I'm going to say hello

    • @m.g.lpeters.5457
      @m.g.lpeters.5457 5 років тому +2

      TheFlagandAnthemGuy Do It!

    • @Cjnw
      @Cjnw 5 років тому +4

      Or 50 stars 😛

  • @ianmathwiz7
    @ianmathwiz7 5 років тому +290

    "1804, and Alexander Hamilton...was dead."

    • @jaystrickland4151
      @jaystrickland4151 5 років тому +14

      It really was his fault.

    • @mmouse1886
      @mmouse1886 5 років тому +28

      **Thud**

    • @LedosKell
      @LedosKell 5 років тому +4

      *Aaron Burr squinting at Hamilton and holding a Soon sign*

  • @zawwin1846
    @zawwin1846 5 років тому +134

    We do duel, it’s just that instead of guns and swords we use a children’s card game to satisfy our honor .
    ITS TIME TO DUDU DU DUEL...

  • @borisgurevich5504
    @borisgurevich5504 Рік тому +2

    An important factor was the value of life. In the Middle Ages there were so many ways to die that death in duel was considered ok. As life became more precious duel was no longer attractive proposition - yet old habits die hard and many people were more afraid of dishonor than death. It then was a gradual process which sometimes was encouraged by government bans.

  • @Evzone1821
    @Evzone1821 5 років тому +2193

    What British hear: “Dueling.”
    What Americans hear: *”JUULING”*

    • @jimtaylor294
      @jimtaylor294 5 років тому +106

      I'm a Brit', yet kept hearing "jewelling" XD.

    • @Bayern2232
      @Bayern2232 5 років тому +22

      Juuling

    • @Evzone1821
      @Evzone1821 5 років тому +9

      carlos berry that’s what I meant!! Thanks!

    • @KingScorpio84
      @KingScorpio84 5 років тому +14

      what germans read in youtube translation -> jewling jews (duels)

    • @ajrdude1234
      @ajrdude1234 5 років тому +2

      All I here is Juuling when he says dulling

  • @ikazuchi-san5772
    @ikazuchi-san5772 5 років тому +309

    This video: why people don't duel anymore?
    Me: cuz ppl die when they are killed

  • @superbird4351
    @superbird4351 5 років тому +727

    It’s sounds like your saying “juuling”, and I can’t stop laughing.

  • @mediocremaiden8883
    @mediocremaiden8883 2 роки тому +1

    @1:23 Is he holding up a sausage on a fork as his Duel Weapon? LOLOL