The captions say they are unedited, but i can remember listening to it a year ago and it was "dumb lazy burning fool" instead of "chum lazy burning food"
Considering how guitar heavy of a song this is, I was wondering what the solos and stuff would sound like. Now that I have listened, they don’t sound good or bad, just… unusual. I also never thought I’d hear the line “Take my dick off” in a Eurobeat.
Das Cake No. We did not deserve him. He is the hero we needed, though. We should be truly honored that a literal god such as him came to visit us in the form of UA-cam captions.
Lyrics: Take my car, my car, my car Guess ready waiting fool It's gon piss ya higher Got feeling take it all Is it wanna come and get it Take my tv Drive it til I choke Got it hot to molecule I want his par (shit on a) GA-A-AS And take a mask (I-I) And bongo (A-A-A) And boot your tan (And E-O-E-O) GA-A-AS And run a fish (I-I) To beat it (A-A-A) And jump on mass (And E-O-E-O) Don't lazy burning fool It's like upside A-uh Got bottle take it on It's a pleasure ready ready Take my tv Drive it til I choke Got it hot to molecule I want his par (shit on a) GA-A-AS And take a mask (I-I) And bongo (A-A-A) And boot your tan (And E-O-E-O) GA-A-AS And run a fish (I-I) To beat it (A-A-A) And jump on mass (And E-O-E-O)
This is the best thing I have watched since the pandemic has started, and this is the 2nd best comment I have ever read since the pandemic has started also (I am sorry).
![gas gas gas but every other beat happens twice [CC]](http://i.ytimg.com/vi/d3x4eHI0jQQ/mqdefault.jpg)
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![through the fire and flames but beats 2 and 4 are swapped [CC]](http://i.ytimg.com/vi/p_gnqKReoEk/mqdefault.jpg)
imagine hearing this coming from a car that’s just teleporting all over the road
They are just lagging
Cyberpunk 2077
Th ould b fny
lag in real lyife
spaghetti
**Screams in pure fear**
“Take my car”
“Take my tv”
Yeah sure thanks
but now, he's dead
take my tv
and drive it into a church
@@trashbeast mosque*
dont mind if i do
@@trashbeast I heard it and it's HILARIOUS
“I wanna waste food!”
“Shall not!”
Good advice. Don’t waste food
Agreed
Agreed
Agreed
Agreed
No, it’s SHALL NOT
1:36 "It's gonna suck!" That energy tho
🤣🤣🤣
"it's gonna suck HIIIIIGHEEEEER"
*When you lagging in an online game*
Adam Austin as you can see meaning is tottaly different. And its scary.
I feel this
Lagging in a online cars game
@@obrechen1306 lagging in initial D arcade stage 8
lagging in Mario Kart be like...
*I S T E P O N A S S*
XDDD
@Manek Iridius *A LLAMA*
Thats painful
Off
@Manek Iridius A llama!
"I wanna waste food"
"Shall not!"
What a nice guy
0:32 *"D I C K M Y T V"*
Partial D
Oof
Preliminary D
Just the tip
1st and 3rd D
Half D
1:41 when you forget your pick up line
Lmao
2:05
Guaranteed they'll marry you on the spot if you use it
@Jackson Carpenter i know
Bruh😹😹
Can we talk about how good 0:07 sounds?
*_D I C K_*
MY AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH!
Guess wating wating *Fwuuuuuu*
the lead up sounds like a sonic soundtrack ngl
It's gonna suck!
this makes normal gas gas gas feel like an experienced player replaying a game while this version is a speedrunner playing a game
The person who subtitled the CC is the real hero.
It was a guy called "Whip" you just had to watch till the end
*drive a long teacher*
IDK what you're talking about! It was clearly stated that they were auto-generated
Facts😂😂😂
I love how they just have a seizure at the end with the yelling
What batteries are you using?
Me: *A A A*
take. my AAA
aaaa* Yes quadruple a batteries exist
@@8bit_cat72 Triple A batteries
Bazsi_HUNツ and they’re tiny as crap
@@chillboard4904 I know
"its gonna suck MY DIIICK"
this really deserves a Grammy, its beautiful
"Wanna race?"
"Shall not!"
Can we just talk about how the "Yeeeeeee-eeeeeeee-eeeeeeee" Part sounds unintentionally awesome?
The lyrics before that too
@@metalbane9861 i step on ass
@@seventwentyseven cool
@@elferson man dont delete your comment how am i gonna know to what i answered
@@seventwentyseven what
Is it just me or this sounds even more epic?
I can't stop listening to this 😂. Do some animation with this song!
0:18 sounds pretty good
DaFuq!?Boom! Неужели сам Dafuq собственной персоной? Моё почтение
@@lockdown9520 Где-где, но здесь не ожидал встретить русских
Хелмет а мир полон сюрпризов
Somehow this version makes me want to drive even faster than the original does. Levels noone thought were imaginable
1:25 guitar solo tho
1:04 *T A K E M Y T I D D Y*
Take my tiddy WHAT
*DRIVE A TEACHER*
Oh no
[Cause I want to]
[Low key!]
0:33
When you're drifting on 2 wheels
Drifting on bike
You're on drugs kid.
So me in Midnight Club?
@@user-fp6ng9ec8u Everyone*
@@EdyAlbertoMSGT3 Actually yeah It's not just me but everyone can Drift while weight transferring
Woke up this morning, played this song, drunk red bull and did 80mph on the highway to work when I forgot I left my car at home
The captions say they are unedited, but i can remember listening to it a year ago and it was "dumb lazy burning fool" instead of "chum lazy burning food"
The caption translated into Portuguese also says this, I think they updated the caption, because I also remember reading this
*DICK!*
My Aaaa!....
this literally cracked me up
🤣🤣🤣👍
nice
I heard it "d*ck my car" soooo
a running fish!
I gotta agree the part after that is just hype af
1:41 made me wheeze too hard, the tone shift is too funny
Voice crak
😳
@@nekuroverse you are the "lul" translate it
@@nekuroverse Why did it said Asshole for some reason.
Turn on subtitles right there, you won't regret it.
When you're so quick king crimson skips time by himself
Holy shit an actual correct comprehension of King Crimson in the wild
"GA A A I'm deaf from ass"
thanks! really cool
*_[A W K W A R D M A L E M O A N]_*
Japanese orgy
Electro Chrome when is that at
@@Cmplx.08 At the end
Electro Chrome lol
*begining noises intensifies* HHHHHHHAAAAAQAAHH JGXYMDYNDJDGNH
AE43
Individuo80 Tota Cola Lein/Sper Trno
that sounds like a Coke bootleg lmao
the future xd
Hachoku
Running in the 45's
We need an instrumental for this, this feels like the type of music that would appear in a boss battle
Considering how guitar heavy of a song this is, I was wondering what the solos and stuff would sound like. Now that I have listened, they don’t sound good or bad, just… unusual. I also never thought I’d hear the line “Take my dick off” in a Eurobeat.
I got this song in beat saber and i nearly died laughing when i heard "TAKE MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA DIC, MY AAH"
same
i found it on beatsaber lol
DRIVE A LONG TEACHER!
DICK, MY AH MY AH
as i read this comment this very line played and i died
0:57 "Dumb lazy burning fool!"
man that's gonna be some sort of new quote or insult to lazy people :v
Not really, this comment is unfunny...
@@WickedDaniel *You're unfunny...*
@@WickedDaniel your face is unfunny
Vilendro edge lord
@@WickedDaniel S U B J E C T I V E T Y
0:01 is where the fun begins
Really brings out the homoerotic vibes in Eurobeat, very good 🍷
*When you drift on your unicycle*
Underrated
Well its a car so it supposed to be a bicycle
Sorry if I ruined it tho
When you drift but go up on the two side wheels
The beats aren't missing, they just removed to go *FASTER*
**Eurobeat intensifies**
They aren't missing they're just removed
weight reduction
@@Nyctophiliac. damn,i was going to make the joke,but someone beat me to it
Bro this is just the ping being removed
weight reduction
"Гааааа-аааааа-аааааз сухой глаз две сардельки"
Звучит как что-то вроде "блекджек и два ствола"
This hits different after Manuel's death
😢It sure does... Even sounds kind of disrespectful
Wait what?
0:54 dumb lazy burning fool killed me
0:57
00:58 its like im fat
If you open captions it's actually Chum lazy burning food😹
Have my 500th like for that!
1:12 a llama. My favourite anime character
0:57 When you need to delete someone’s self esteem.
GOT POWER TAKEN OUT
@@chillboard4904 [its a kitchen]
READY READY!
TAKE MA TIDDY
DRIVE EM TEACHER
Whip, the legend
"It's gonna suck- IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII-EEEEEE!!!"
now thats prolly a strong suck xD
As someone who hasn't heard the whole song, this sounds like fire.
have you heard it yet?
@@internetguy7319 Yes
Damn which is better
@@aureusknighstar2195 both is good. But if you don't want to get copyrighted this is better
@@aureusknighstar2195 I like this version better
Someone called Whip did subtitles
Everybody, praise Whip, for they are the best human
You’re welcome. I’m just one person, though.
you have brought us one step closer to perfection
Link pls
@@myownsummrr it's an option on this video, check buttons
every day we stray further away from god
Thanks whip for the best God damn subtitles ever!
a true masterpiece
Me: I can tell the lyrics is going to have a lot of shenanigans. *Slurps drink*
Lyrics: *D I C K*
Me: _ALMOST CHOKES ON DRINK-_
I love how that sets the tone for the whole video
*W H E E Z E*
Alexandra true
MY AAAAAAA
MY AAAAAH!
*MY AHHH*
PowerPulser its gonna SUCC HAIGHER
*DICC*
*A RUNNING FISH*
What is my aah? It sounds like operaesque
@@DaGamerFiles *D R Y Y Y E Y E E E ! !*
Couldn't even make it through the first word without keeping a straight face 💀
Ikr
you made my day With subtitles
half the gas
Sideswipe ...for half the price
gas and a half
Alternative Title: "Manuel has an Mental Breakdown while singing Gas Gas Gas"
Alternative title: "manuel fucking dies"
Alternative title: manuel has mental breakdown and also dies at the same time
Manuel sings Gas Gas Gas while having 3 strokes
Gaaaa aaaaa aaaas i stepon ass
FlyingKitty be like
Ive listened to this for a week now
That's a long time to listen to a song in one go
1:41 Thank you for making me laugh so hard in the middle of a fucking night
Half the gas
Half the speed
Double the awesomeness
Dark Half the price
half the life
half the universe
Half the time
Half the pride... Double the fall
It's only 2:20 minutes because it's running out of gas.
I'm so glad this popped back up in my recommended like 4 years later... and nothing has changed, it's just as funny as it's always been!
thank you creator for creating the subtitles, now im mentally insane and need to go to a psychiatrist
*TURN ON THE CAPTIONS.*
*WHO DID THIS.*
Fantan 123 im diein xD
*_You’re welcome. ;)_*
Whip is the hero we deserve...
GAAS GAAS
I Step on ass
Das Cake No. We did not deserve him. He is the hero we needed, though. We should be truly honored that a literal god such as him came to visit us in the form of UA-cam captions.
Nobody:
Song: *"It's like upse-EEEEEEEEEE-EEEEEEEEE!!!"*
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
lmao
Gaaa
Aaa
AAAA
yEee
EEEEE
*EEEEEEEEEE*
*CHUM LAZY BURNING FOOD ITS LIKE UPSETTTTTTT, GOT BOB TAKEN OUT [ IT'S THE KITCHEN]*
When I fill the car with half fuel:
When there's droplets of water in that half fuel:
“Got bob taken out”
“It’s a kitchen”
HOLY SHIT THEY ATE BOB WHAT THE FUCK
Why is nobody talking about "A running fish!" ?
because its normal
kappa
You gonna have to try a little harder than THAT
*This is fine...*
two weiner
Darwin
*D I C K M Y C A R*
Me: okay.....
LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
Put it right in that exhaust pipe
@@jimothybiscuit14yearsago49 fuel tank
@@lantern7413 Stick it in the radiator grates
@@jimothybiscuit14yearsago49 cup holders
The subtitler has the same level of comedic understanding as myself. Absolutely perfect on the timing between words.
Nah this is what I hear when I'm doing a downhill run in Assetto and the guy is just rubberbanding down the road
when you're a teen who has no idea how a car works but you just shortcut through the technical shit and become the best drifter in the entire world
Lol
Lol
Lol
Lol
Lol
1:08
"I wanna waste food!"
"Shall not!"
African kid speaking up
* Takes hot pocket * ya wanna waste food? YEET * bin noise. MP3 *
GAAAAA-AAAAAAAA-AAAAS
wait until karens get upset
@@yurivillanueva9337 I S T A P E D O N A S S
@@user-ly8te7fx4i *D R Y Y Y E Y E E E E E*
The theme you hear when your driving home to take a shit.
Lyrics:
Take my car, my car, my car
Guess ready waiting fool
It's gon piss ya higher
Got feeling take it all
Is it wanna come and get it
Take my tv
Drive it til I choke
Got it hot to molecule
I want his par (shit on a)
GA-A-AS
And take a mask (I-I)
And bongo (A-A-A)
And boot your tan (And E-O-E-O)
GA-A-AS
And run a fish (I-I)
To beat it (A-A-A)
And jump on mass (And E-O-E-O)
Don't lazy burning fool
It's like upside A-uh
Got bottle take it on
It's a pleasure ready ready
Take my tv
Drive it til I choke
Got it hot to molecule
I want his par (shit on a)
GA-A-AS
And take a mask (I-I)
And bongo (A-A-A)
And boot your tan (And E-O-E-O)
GA-A-AS
And run a fish (I-I)
To beat it (A-A-A)
And jump on mass (And E-O-E-O)
When you yee but its eurobeat.
Yeeeee-eeeeee-eeeeeee
Gaaaaa-aaaaa-aaaaaa
Eurobeat but it's during the Plauge.
T
Peek
Engiebeat
0:00 "Okay, that's actually a pretty nice new bass line they got there
0:19 *autonomic nervous system shuts down*
I had to watch this video 15 times for it to no longer give me a stroke
0:13 When they kick you so hard that you have a stroke
Cruise Control
I step on ass
very nice like number
Two wiener
Needs more likes
I step on ass
Drive a _L O N G T E A C H E R_
The meme we have but didn't know we needed
Zarincium oh my KSP player. Is it Space Shuttle on picc.
I think it should exist as a meme?
Tops to whip for doing the subtitles, made it 10 times more funny
0:56 “Dumb lazy burning fool” 😂😂
It's like upse-- EEEE-EEEE
1:03 *TAKE MYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY TIDDY*
*DRIVE A LONG TEACHER!!*
*[Cause I want to!!!!]*
[ low key ]
I wanna waste food!
SHALL NOT
"I need a pee hole"
That's what I hear instead of "I need a hero"
1:52
I died when I listened to that part after reading this
Thats gey
(Edit: thats hella gey)
its actually says pee hole lol
The lyrics line up too perfectly
God dammit, you only filled the gas-tank half-way up!!
Fucking gas prices, man.
At first it was about cars.
A few beats later, it’s a really symbolic song about sexuality.
Nah
Dan and Christine Harbour yes
A Llama
Mattheus Branco oh uuh yes
It was never about cars
1:01 “It’s a k i t c h e n*
-my sleep paralysis demon
Mirage plant B in a nutshell
READY? READY!
RAINING RAINING
1:02
The youtube captions bruh are too good.
Me when I’m trying to skip to the good part of a song:
Also my iPad when one droplet of water touches it:
"There is no god"
-Stephen Hawking
-this song
im a monster so ill ruined ur 69 likes
I felt that slap my individual brain cells to commiting suicide
This is the best thing I have watched since the pandemic has started, and this is the 2nd best comment I have ever read since the pandemic has started also (I am sorry).
300
There is a God though
When you drive automatic
The fact that CVT automatics EXISTS makes me wanna to commit toaster bath.
Franek Karnat very true!
0:57
CVT auto=anus cancer
Extactly your missing the fun of a manual transmission
The gaaa-aaaa-aaaas and yeeeeeeee-eeeeee-eeeeeee sounds really good
bro the "step on dry eye" is what got me
Drifting on two wheels
Critical Error LOL
Fourth Stage, first race
Comes pretty close, drifting on 3
It's called bunking, my dude
Bike drifting
Neat
1:15
"I RUN AS ASH TO BE THE GAY"
killed me, holy kek.
Pokemon fanfic
1:15?
@@feloven lol
lol kek
the captions are someones brain in a cartoon on a shugur rush
"GOT FEELING DEEP IN MY BOWL"
I've reached the point where I unironically enjoy this and listen to it multiple times a day.
same
Same
same
Same
same
It’s basically the same song except the lyrics are unintelligible
so it's the same song
Dick, my ahhhh
*gaAaAAAAS*
Put the subtiles
It's gonna suck AAAAAAAAAAAAAA EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
@@pikariocraftf2802 420th like
Gas gas: The prices are too high, so we got rid of the middle "gas"
LOS SUBTITULOS EN ESPAÑOL SON COMO UN MILLON DE VECES MAS DIVERTIDOS ME MORÍ DE LA MALDITA RISA