I'm in a relationship, stepping on the scale, & torrid haul! | vlog

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  • @sarahw8083
    @sarahw8083 Місяць тому +299

    How can you be in a relationship with someone you’ve never met?

    • @natkakat
      @natkakat Місяць тому +112

      don’t worry she’ll be moving in shortly

    • @MARIO_Miiii
      @MARIO_Miiii Місяць тому +19

      Yeah it doesn’t make sense 😂

    • @MARIO_Miiii
      @MARIO_Miiii Місяць тому +5

      @@natkakatlmao

    • @BlameLoki
      @BlameLoki Місяць тому +40

      Because the gf is imaginary

    • @SusanPowell-mt2ly
      @SusanPowell-mt2ly Місяць тому +8

      I know and with someone who doesn't exist too.

  • @jonathonsmith8871
    @jonathonsmith8871 29 днів тому +94

    She talks like she has lost 150 lbs or something 😂. You weigh 490 lbs. You’ve made literally no progress in the last 5 years

    • @Desibfit4life
      @Desibfit4life 29 днів тому +15

      It’s sad because in the 13 months I have been following her I have lost 85 pounds

    • @mellynnlane
      @mellynnlane 25 днів тому +5

      ⁠@@Desibfit4lifeyou go girl!!!

  • @chloemchannel
    @chloemchannel Місяць тому +394

    That dress will absolutely be falling off of your mother. It’s scary how far removed from reality you are, to even consider something you bought for yourself could be given to anyone.

    • @thewinner7382
      @thewinner7382 Місяць тому +22

      She is much slimmer looking these days though, Amberlynn is NOT that big. Remember a lot of it is just her lipodema, she's actually relatively svelte on top so I could totally see that dress fitting a lot of women.

    • @chloemchannel
      @chloemchannel Місяць тому +116

      @@thewinner7382 I want to assume you’re being ironic but I can’t even tell, so if you are then good job💀 but if not I will actually be informing you that in no way whatsoever is amberlynn, at any single part of her body, “svelte”. She wears 6x dresses as shirts because she is indeed that large. Crazy to say she’s anything but massive

    • @DivaAllyC
      @DivaAllyC 29 днів тому +66

      @@thewinner7382 you're absolutely right. She's not longer the size of a large mountain, she's shrunk right down to the size of a small mountain, which really isn't that big compared to a large mountain. Her dress would now fit on most women looking to use it as a tent, it wouldnt look like a whole gazebo anymore

    • @radioactivefrequencies527
      @radioactivefrequencies527 29 днів тому

      ⁠@@thewinner7382holy cow you are as insane as she is!!!!

    • @monicabroussard840
      @monicabroussard840 29 днів тому +17

      @@thewinner7382she is 500 lbs. that isn’t big ??????????

  • @StrawberryJam806
    @StrawberryJam806 Місяць тому +149

    If she’s not moving in with you and we aren’t going to see anything but her hand, I don’t even care honestly

  • @GunGlutton
    @GunGlutton Місяць тому +75

    Your relationships last as long as your diets

  • @bloopnation
    @bloopnation Місяць тому +142

    "Didn't even touch" the Trader Joe food because you ordered in?

  • @kurohakuP
    @kurohakuP Місяць тому +78

    Girl you don’t need to replace litter boxes every month. If you are really paranoid or worried about cleanliness, buy a stainless steel litter box. You don’t ever have to replace that one.

    • @LatrodectusLugubris
      @LatrodectusLugubris 29 днів тому

      She can't clean the litterbox herself because she is to big so the only way the cats will get a clean litterbox is once a month. She is an animal abuser.

  • @Victoria-vl3zw
    @Victoria-vl3zw Місяць тому +266

    She really spent $500 at torrid to prove she can still fit

    • @foooxface
      @foooxface Місяць тому +32

      and did not try on anything..because what?😂

    • @annaatheist1975
      @annaatheist1975 Місяць тому +26

      And to prove she can still afford it.

    • @Binx-ud1hk
      @Binx-ud1hk Місяць тому +11

      @@annaatheist1975well obviously she can’t she kept mentioning over and over how expensive it was all while telling us she is rich and doesn’t have money issues

    • @buggle4706
      @buggle4706 Місяць тому +15

      Yet still buying the same size from when she was 600lbs 😂😂

    • @brucedavis7698
      @brucedavis7698 Місяць тому +7

      The clothes can't fit. And $500 on no fit clothing? Wow,are you as impressed as I am?

  • @NB40594
    @NB40594 Місяць тому +172

    Just remember everyone, she doesn’t give a sh*t about her viewers. This is her only way to make an income with minimal effort.

    • @SusanPowell-mt2ly
      @SusanPowell-mt2ly Місяць тому +15

      I like how all the work she did one day was 2 minutes of filming the frozen food in her freezer and then called it a day.

    • @AliceGrayYT
      @AliceGrayYT 29 днів тому +7

      ​@@SusanPowell-mt2lydon't forget she briefly flashed clothing and plastic wrapped underwear at the camera, too! That was definitely two more minutes of work! 😂

    • @Cashhhhew
      @Cashhhhew 29 днів тому +10

      @@AliceGrayYTbut we are all contributing to her views. Even with Adblock. I’ve been a viewer for a while but I only check in now every few months. Everyone needs to stop giving her clicks. That’s the only way atp.

    • @Bigdadyjdfjf
      @Bigdadyjdfjf 23 дні тому

      I hope she doesn’t. You guys are ruthless 😂

    • @janetwhite9548
      @janetwhite9548 22 дні тому +1

      She showed her Lego too.

  • @redheaded4trubl
    @redheaded4trubl Місяць тому +63

    Why are you getting into a new relationship when you haven't done anything to address the mental issues that you claim make you "muhnippleate" your partners? You aren't even in a healthy enough place to admit to your abvsive behavior. That's incredibly irresponsible and dangerous

    • @LJ-dv2wl
      @LJ-dv2wl 29 днів тому +12

      I don't think she's actually in one. She's probably lying because her ex's have moved on happily without her

    • @ryanthomas49
      @ryanthomas49 28 днів тому +2

      Not "muhnippleate." 😂

    • @RG02929
      @RG02929 27 днів тому +2

      @ryanthomas49 🤣

    • @lynnjackson8367
      @lynnjackson8367 26 днів тому +1

      shes a selfish creep

  • @meech7712
    @meech7712 Місяць тому +153

    yeah you havent ate all the trader food stuff yet cuz you have been bingeing on take out loooool come on now

    • @amandadavies..
      @amandadavies.. Місяць тому

      You haven't "ate" ?
      If Amber had said that she'd have been bombarded with insults.

    • @meech7712
      @meech7712 Місяць тому +8

      @@amandadavies.. ok ambie lol

    • @amandadavies..
      @amandadavies.. Місяць тому

      @@meech7712 I'm not even in the same country as her.....try again.

    • @meech7712
      @meech7712 Місяць тому +6

      @@amandadavies.. LOL

    • @amandadavies..
      @amandadavies.. Місяць тому

      @@meech7712 Google this
      "MP for St Helens South and Whiston". The name of the MP (Member of Parliament) should come up as Marie Rimmer.
      Now how would I know that if it wasn't genuine? Would Amber be able to pluck that out of the air? She'd be pretty smart to happen to know that....and you all keep saying she's dumb.

  • @hannahulmer9889
    @hannahulmer9889 Місяць тому +167

    She was in a relationship with valentine and talking to 3 different people

    • @allmine853
      @allmine853 29 днів тому +9

      She doesnt care who the next caretaker is. She throws out multiple lines and love bombs until she has snagged one.

    • @thecrapartistx
      @thecrapartistx 28 днів тому +2

      ​@@allmine853that just sounds sleazy..

  • @Taayyyloorrr
    @Taayyyloorrr Місяць тому +405

    Absolutely nothing happened in this vlog. Like what did I even just watch?

    • @giovega5431
      @giovega5431 Місяць тому +35

      The uge (usual) 😂

    • @Binx-ud1hk
      @Binx-ud1hk Місяць тому +23

      Just her being smug

    • @TheHungryGames
      @TheHungryGames Місяць тому

      I always wondered how you spell that lol ​@@giovega5431

    • @bowserjr.7220
      @bowserjr.7220 Місяць тому +22

      thats why I go to bottle for updates..i'm just here for the comment section

    • @83lulube
      @83lulube 29 днів тому +3

      🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @raininglantern
    @raininglantern Місяць тому +336

    This girl is gonna go back and forth between 489 and 500 until she dies isn't she

    • @brucedavis7698
      @brucedavis7698 29 днів тому +23

      Well,I've been watching her for 9 years and it has always been thus.

    • @Romaki96
      @Romaki96 29 днів тому +11

      It's been this way since 2020, she's stuck in an eternal loop.

    • @hellob0x
      @hellob0x 28 днів тому +4

      Probably/:

    • @applemorz
      @applemorz 28 днів тому +2

      Duh

    • @oneseeker2
      @oneseeker2 25 днів тому

      Sooner not later

  • @brucedavis7698
    @brucedavis7698 Місяць тому +78

    500 elbees and she's mad at the dress because it makes her look "frumpy". It's the dress,ya'll 😂

    • @RG02929
      @RG02929 29 днів тому +7

      @brucedavis7698 Because all of her other clothes make her look like a skinny queen🤣

    • @thecrapartistx
      @thecrapartistx 28 днів тому +1

      it seemed like it was a pretty well cut dress for it's size.. like it has curves and shape.. Amber makes everything she wears look like a bag of potatoes.. she's the frump not the dress

  • @kourtenayt1927
    @kourtenayt1927 Місяць тому +56

    Ummm no one buys a new litter box every other month 😂 wtf ... So you buy 6 new litter boxes a year? Just clean it ..

    • @lynnjackson8367
      @lynnjackson8367 26 днів тому +1

      I'm in a wheelchair, 55 years old and clean my cats boxes and buy new ones maybe once a year............shes just wasteful

    • @Tchxr
      @Tchxr 16 днів тому

      I think she meant the litter that comes in a box. Like just the litter itself.

  • @ReliableSource1
    @ReliableSource1 Місяць тому +119

    Those aren’t curls. You don’t have curly hair. Those are waves at best, from your hair being wet and curled around in a poop bun.

  • @SuperCosmos24
    @SuperCosmos24 Місяць тому +57

    Have you even met this person? Or are you still in the bribing process so she will move in to look after you?

    • @thecrapartistx
      @thecrapartistx 28 днів тому +3

      there is no one else. A person who is able to buy someone they haven't met in person a $400.00 toy is not going to be the same person who willingly gets in relationships with 500 pound people. Think about it for a minute..

    • @aifricbrennan473
      @aifricbrennan473 24 дні тому +1

      Ohhhhh snap lol 😅

  • @foooxface
    @foooxface Місяць тому +199

    a SHIRTDRESS....does anyone remember when she bullied that girl in the restaurant for wearing a shirtdress...when she said "looks like the bottompart is missing...or as if she threw over her boyfriends shirt"

    • @janat6501
      @janat6501 Місяць тому +14

      I remember lol but on her its only a shirt anyways 😂

    • @omarsherrif33
      @omarsherrif33 Місяць тому +18

      That grey thing would have her look like a weather balloon and NASA might shoot it down thinking it’s a Soviet spy ship.

    • @foooxface
      @foooxface Місяць тому +4

      @@omarsherrif33 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @annac4759
      @annac4759 Місяць тому +6

      I'd hardly call that bullying, and I'm sure you've never said anything rude about anyone

    • @RG02929
      @RG02929 Місяць тому +22

      @annac4759 Don’t be a hypocrite. You call people bullies when they tell her she should drink water

  • @JPMJPM
    @JPMJPM Місяць тому +68

    Why doesn’t she return the clothes she doesn’t like???

    • @Bingus-vu8nt
      @Bingus-vu8nt Місяць тому +31

      L a z y

    • @EYE_GOTCHA
      @EYE_GOTCHA Місяць тому +19

      Because she’s Lazylynn Reid.

    • @reader1236
      @reader1236 Місяць тому +9

      Guess #1: she can't be bothered. Guess #2: Maybe she actually does and she's just trolling, showin off how rich she is, that it doesn't matter.

    • @Hannahleigh_
      @Hannahleigh_ Місяць тому +5

      That would be too much effort for her

    • @tina8493
      @tina8493 Місяць тому +4

      That's effort and we know Amber is scared of that.

  • @meg6564
    @meg6564 Місяць тому +41

    She doesn’t change the litter box that’s why she has to replace it so often

  • @XOTWOD127
    @XOTWOD127 Місяць тому +68

    Faline and Valentine 😂 33 and this is how she refers to her partners 🥴 literally cringing 😬

  • @annlesleysteyn
    @annlesleysteyn Місяць тому +26

    Her CLOTHING weighs 3.6 elbees. Do you have any idea how much fabric there is in almost 4 elbees?

  • @thinknofpie
    @thinknofpie Місяць тому +205

    maybe seek therapy about how your behavior and actions caused your past relationships to fail miserably before jumping into a new one

  • @discopumps
    @discopumps Місяць тому +168

    Not the full bag of smoothie mix during the freezer segment just sitting there like 🍓👄🍓

    • @teenasty369
      @teenasty369 Місяць тому +13

      She tried to hide it with a box of potstickers!

    • @Binx-ud1hk
      @Binx-ud1hk Місяць тому +5

      But it’s healthy in her mind

    • @jessicanolan7408
      @jessicanolan7408 29 днів тому +1

      That’s the point. Yeah smoothies are high sugar but they’re arguably better than the chicken sausage fry-up with a dozen aygs and half a loaf of toast she has for breakfast of course the mix is untouched by her though, cuz fruit and yogurt don’t give her a processed/sodium foodgasm. .

    • @teenasty369
      @teenasty369 29 днів тому

      @@Binx-ud1hk but untouched

    • @mamarogers7423
      @mamarogers7423 29 днів тому

      2 things of potstickers cause gyoza is basically the same thing. That’s just so much processed food. Like she doesn’t know real food at all.

  • @amandahernandez8243
    @amandahernandez8243 Місяць тому +199

    YOU DO NOT NEED TO BE IN A RELATIONSHIP!!!!!

    • @ninapalmieri87
      @ninapalmieri87 Місяць тому +32

      Not for a long ass time. She should focus on her health and making real life FRIENDS that aren’t connected to her Mommy. Then therapy THEN slow relationship.

    • @fwmnaz
      @fwmnaz Місяць тому +23

      She’s always on the lookout for her next caretakers

    • @amandahernandez8243
      @amandahernandez8243 Місяць тому +3

      @@ninapalmieri87 agreed!

    • @Binx-ud1hk
      @Binx-ud1hk Місяць тому

      @@Motivationallday876it’s as real as her imaginary friends

    • @BlameLoki
      @BlameLoki Місяць тому +22

      She's not in a relationship don't worry. She made up the gf because her exs are in relationships with better people

  • @BeckyBookClubMain
    @BeckyBookClubMain Місяць тому +708

    Spoiler alert: she’s dating Peetz.

    • @ninapalmieri87
      @ninapalmieri87 Місяць тому +11

      😂😂

    • @niki_bbb
      @niki_bbb Місяць тому +9

      I REFUSE TO BELIEVE IT. MY OTP IS HAMBER/MIRIHAM 🤬🤬🤬😡😡😡

    • @otanky296
      @otanky296 Місяць тому +4

      I knew it!

    • @bampajangs2344
      @bampajangs2344 Місяць тому +33

      you guys just say shit now 😭

    • @nessabee9502
      @nessabee9502 Місяць тому +2

      😂😂😂😂😂

  • @daisy8284
    @daisy8284 Місяць тому +166

    7:56 - “I love a challenge.” Amber, here’s a challenge for you: lose 350 pounds.

    • @AA-tv5gv
      @AA-tv5gv Місяць тому +14

      It has to involve legos, journals, or bingo for her to care.

    • @ShawnLangford
      @ShawnLangford 29 днів тому +3

      Oh Snapple.

    • @RG02929
      @RG02929 29 днів тому +2

      @ShawnLangford 🤣

  • @Gaibreel
    @Gaibreel Місяць тому +226

    Imagine thinking 2 months is a long time without a lover. Shes so desperate

    • @SusanPowell-mt2ly
      @SusanPowell-mt2ly Місяць тому +17

      does someone who you have never met and who you made up count as "a lover?"

    • @Gaibreel
      @Gaibreel Місяць тому +6

      @SusanPowell-mt2ly according to her yes

    • @sunken_lilypad
      @sunken_lilypad 21 день тому

      fr tho. i know us lesbians have a reputation for moving fast but, girlie. my last relationship was a year ago and i still don't consider it really a long time lmao.

  • @DivaAllyC
    @DivaAllyC 29 днів тому +35

    Still having all that Trader Joe's food left isn't a flex when it's because you've been stuffing yourself full of takeout even after buying a whole bunch of groceries

    • @crzazn8862
      @crzazn8862 29 днів тому +2

      She probably just repurchased them to make it look like she never ate them

  • @raptorlewis
    @raptorlewis Місяць тому +111

    You've admitted to faking weigh-ins before. You have no right to act smug when people don't believe you now.

  • @BeverlyandPeach
    @BeverlyandPeach Місяць тому +468

    Girl, we know you throw away the cat box because you don’t actually clean it daily. You just throw the whole damn thing full of a month’s worth of poop into a trash bag.

    • @melissamoonchild9216
      @melissamoonchild9216 Місяць тому +22

      lol right

    • @ashleyhowell4057
      @ashleyhowell4057 Місяць тому +19

      🎯

    • @ahair0904
      @ahair0904 Місяць тому +37

      I doubt she even did it her mom probably did it for her. There is no way she can lift that sh*t by herself

    • @mcrow9599
      @mcrow9599 Місяць тому +22

      You cannot leave a cat box uncleaned or it stinks up the entire place.
      Scoop daily, clean the box out, wash the box, replace the litter every 3 -4 days.

    • @marinad6228
      @marinad6228 29 днів тому +18

      i clean mine straight away and i think i bought the cat litter boxes 4 years ago, she cant bend to clean so she throws it out with the poop inside ..

  • @labradorgirl8890
    @labradorgirl8890 Місяць тому +502

    can you please stop trying to prove ppl wrong in these videos.. you're in your 30s.. let it be

    • @zoilalulu3798
      @zoilalulu3798 Місяць тому +60

      She's a teenage girl mentally and emotionally because of her arrested development.

    • @LJ-dv2wl
      @LJ-dv2wl Місяць тому +33

      The jokes on her, when she does this she only proves people right.

    • @ThePrinceofDorkness
      @ThePrinceofDorkness Місяць тому +12

      Yeah, she needs to spend less time validating hayders.

    • @AloofandAbsurd
      @AloofandAbsurd 29 днів тому +3

      Right. Doesn't she get bored with this??

    • @angstyhorsegirl7282
      @angstyhorsegirl7282 29 днів тому +4

      It's true. But she doesn't actually care about her supporters 🤷‍♀️ any attention is good enough for her. Shows how useless supporting her really is.​@@ThePrinceofDorkness

  • @sylvia.roc_
    @sylvia.roc_ Місяць тому +75

    In a relationship? Again, already? Hamber shows us your ways, lol. I can’t even get a text back. Hamber’s dating tips

    • @radioactivefrequencies527
      @radioactivefrequencies527 Місяць тому +1

      You too!?!?

    • @_dubs
      @_dubs Місяць тому +27

      Have your bar be subterranean. You'll find LOADS of people that way.

    • @reader1236
      @reader1236 Місяць тому +6

      Her kind of income together with how little she has to do for it will do it.

    • @Swiss_Girl
      @Swiss_Girl Місяць тому +2

      and they never met

    • @ttc958
      @ttc958 Місяць тому +9

      Make up a gf like does lol

  • @2phinger
    @2phinger Місяць тому +132

    Watching amber lah to herself is tragic

    • @bloopnation
      @bloopnation Місяць тому +10

      Literally.

    • @AloofandAbsurd
      @AloofandAbsurd 29 днів тому +1

      Doesn't really affect me 🤷🏾‍♀️

    • @kerribowen184
      @kerribowen184 29 днів тому +1

      @@AloofandAbsurd No one asked you?? 😂

  • @sarahspeer5594
    @sarahspeer5594 Місяць тому +86

    Girl exercise will speed up your progress exponentially! Even small amounts.

    • @softtrashh
      @softtrashh Місяць тому +6

      she knows. she won’t listen.

    • @Bebedollie
      @Bebedollie Місяць тому +2

      That's a fact

    • @RG02929
      @RG02929 Місяць тому +2

      @sarahspeer5594 Never gonna happen

    • @tcuplvr
      @tcuplvr 27 днів тому

      Yes!! There are tons of walking videos you can do in the house for Pete’s sake!!

  • @LJ-dv2wl
    @LJ-dv2wl Місяць тому +450

    Trader Joes did not trigger you. You triggered yourself buy shopping there. Get real Amber.

    • @ted_spanakis
      @ted_spanakis Місяць тому +22

      I think if we need to blame someone it should be the salami

    • @LJ-dv2wl
      @LJ-dv2wl Місяць тому +20

      ​@@ted_spanakisdefinitely the Salami. So let's get 4 packs right!?

    • @ted_spanakis
      @ted_spanakis Місяць тому +13

      @@LJ-dv2wl gulp gulp gulp salami salami salami 🥓🥓🥓🥓🍖🍖🍖🥩🥩

    • @bigfatchubbybritboy9445
      @bigfatchubbybritboy9445 Місяць тому +4

      @@LJ-dv2wl Smoked, cured, salty goodness.

    • @hellob0x
      @hellob0x 28 днів тому

      Right? Any chance to blame something else but take accountability and show discipline

  • @elodiedelattre658
    @elodiedelattre658 Місяць тому +253

    In a relationship with her fridge...

    • @nessela
      @nessela 29 днів тому +2

      🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @aifricbrennan473
      @aifricbrennan473 24 дні тому

      😂😂😂😂😂😂 I can't!!!

  • @UnmaskingPTSD
    @UnmaskingPTSD Місяць тому +45

    When I want to lose my appetite I just imagine pookie being intimate with someone or something 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @teenabugg38
      @teenabugg38 Місяць тому +1

      Lmaoooo that'll do it!!

    • @nejuan6339
      @nejuan6339 Місяць тому +3

      ​@@teenabugg38with the quickness.

    • @brucedavis7698
      @brucedavis7698 29 днів тому +4

      Especially after a no-shower year😮

    • @teenabugg38
      @teenabugg38 29 днів тому

      @@brucedavis7698 🤢🤢🤢

  • @sammiegable6728
    @sammiegable6728 Місяць тому +234

    So you’re throwing out perfectly good litter boxes ?? That’s so wasteful lmao

    • @runiedunie
      @runiedunie Місяць тому +60

      Deadass, every 2 months?? And they aren’t cheap either LOL

    • @SynxItax
      @SynxItax Місяць тому +37

      @@runiedunie It's so stupid. I've had the same litter box for a good decade now. I just deep clean it every few weeks (wash thoroughly in the tub), and it's as good as new.

    • @twister4790
      @twister4790 Місяць тому +33

      She doesn‘t care about the environment. 🤬

    • @peach-mk7hs
      @peach-mk7hs Місяць тому +32

      she definitely watched a tiktok with an influencer saying this bs and took it as bible to seem like a good cat owner

    • @xcrystalsunshine
      @xcrystalsunshine Місяць тому +20

      She must not clean them and has to buy new

  • @melb4116
    @melb4116 Місяць тому +36

    Why dont you save that money on clothes when you hit a milestone thats just a waste of money unless you are planning to stay that size

    • @Binx-ud1hk
      @Binx-ud1hk Місяць тому +5

      They would be out of style by then lol not that they are in style

    • @melb4116
      @melb4116 Місяць тому

      @@Binx-ud1hk that so true

    • @tina8493
      @tina8493 Місяць тому +4

      She knows she'll never reach it.

  • @sierras.4592
    @sierras.4592 Місяць тому +451

    Throwing out your litter boxes every two months, spending $500 on clothes that hopefully you won't even be able to wear anymore one day.... WastefulLynn really came out to play today.

    • @chrisinreallife2022
      @chrisinreallife2022 Місяць тому +40

      Ya I guess that's money that wouldn't have helped pay for Ozempic or anything....ugh

    • @Senselessnesss
      @Senselessnesss Місяць тому +23

      And she claims she matured ☠️

    • @Romaki96
      @Romaki96 Місяць тому +26

      That Torrid haul just means she wants to stay that size.

    • @MunKiDaY
      @MunKiDaY Місяць тому +28

      Amazes me the French decided to make her their mascot at one point when they're normally not fans of mindless consumerism

    • @CLB___
      @CLB___ Місяць тому +10

      At least recycle the plastic litter boxes

  • @cozybunnystars
    @cozybunnystars Місяць тому +249

    grocery shopping triggered you? you literally chose what to buy by yourself ☠️

    • @SonarTheBat
      @SonarTheBat Місяць тому +10

      She insisted it was fine because she was going to stay in under her calorie limit. Boy, did that age badly.

    • @kathrynthegreat1111
      @kathrynthegreat1111 29 днів тому +6

      Why doesn’t she just order online? Or check herself into rehab? Or join a support group?
      These are the questions I’ve always had

    • @RG02929
      @RG02929 29 днів тому +5

      @kathrynthegreat1111 She loves being a victim

    • @kathrynthegreat1111
      @kathrynthegreat1111 29 днів тому

      @@RG02929 agree 😒

  • @victoriaspadea8085
    @victoriaspadea8085 29 днів тому +15

    Did she mean that she throws away the littler boxes??? That's insane. You just need to wash them once a month with dawn dish soap?!

  • @damianwhite-lq7kb
    @damianwhite-lq7kb Місяць тому +22

    *UNDERWEAR PACKAGES ARE ABSOLUTELY MASSIVE*😂

    • @brucedavis7698
      @brucedavis7698 29 днів тому +9

      I've seen her hold up new underwear in past Torrid hauls. It cannot be explained,you must see for yourself.

    • @radioactivefrequencies527
      @radioactivefrequencies527 29 днів тому +4

      And they are folded 😮😮😮😮😂😂

  • @kelseymh
    @kelseymh Місяць тому +63

    "Valentine" is giving George Glass. Sure, gorl!!

  • @BookishBeena
    @BookishBeena Місяць тому +128

    I used to overshare and not have privacy. YOU LITERALLY JUST SHOWED US YOUR UNDERWEAR IN THIS VLOG.

    • @ahair0904
      @ahair0904 Місяць тому +8

      She literally has no boundaries.

  • @hellob0x
    @hellob0x 28 днів тому +14

    I’m overeating because of a store?…. No, you’re overeating because you’re not disciplined.
    It’s because of you. Not anything else. You.

  • @donutpredator4945
    @donutpredator4945 Місяць тому +183

    You need to be more concerned about your health

    • @zoilalulu3798
      @zoilalulu3798 Місяць тому +24

      She's more worried about her hair and being in a relationship. She's not going to make forty at this rate and you'd think she'd care more.

  • @LJ-dv2wl
    @LJ-dv2wl Місяць тому +34

    The last thing the world needs is another victim under your belt. God help you and the new person if you are ina new relationship (doubt it) you have learnt absolutely nothing from your past relationships and it shows within your relationship with food. NO ACCOUNTABILITY

    • @DoreenB316
      @DoreenB316 Місяць тому

      And I should know because I'm a nobody who just watches U-tube...See how loyal I am Amber? You posted and Here I am!!! @LJ-dv2wl

    • @LJ-dv2wl
      @LJ-dv2wl Місяць тому +6

      ​@@DoreenB316my goodness Doreen. Think of something else to say. Or at least make sense in what you say.

    • @RG02929
      @RG02929 Місяць тому +1

      @DoreenB316 Thank you for finally admitting that you have no life🤣

    • @Loohoo2
      @Loohoo2 Місяць тому +3

      @@DoreenB316are you productive or do you sit and eat and consume all day too?

    • @Cashhhhew
      @Cashhhhew 29 днів тому +1

      @@DoreenB316you okay?

  • @aanderzbby
    @aanderzbby Місяць тому +43

    Easily bought all the trader Joe stuff again..

  • @wait_whaaat
    @wait_whaaat Місяць тому +199

    ‘Valentine” “no longer singleLynn” lmao we don’t care bro go to therapy & figure out what went wrong in the other ones.

    • @NB40594
      @NB40594 Місяць тому +29

      She is what went wrong. She emotionally cheated on almost all her relationships. Emotionally abused and manipulated them, and physically abused some. Didn’t do anything for herself, made them do everything from driving, getting food, cleaning, caring for the pets etc. she should never enter another relationship until she gets professional help.

    • @zoilalulu3798
      @zoilalulu3798 Місяць тому +14

      I can't believe anyone would want her.

  • @katkatgoose
    @katkatgoose Місяць тому +25

    The reason why she had so much food from her Trader Joe's haul is because she ordered takeout. Hamber couldn't even be bothered go to the physical Torrid store, she had to order it online, so I don't see why her food would be any different.
    At her size and with what interests her, mall walking/gazing could be really beneficial for someone at her size/health. It's not too intense, it's a great way to get her steps in, and there are benches if she needs a break. If she falls and seriously injures herself- people will be there to help her. But oh wait nevermind I forgot she walks Twinkie EVERY day...

    • @Binx-ud1hk
      @Binx-ud1hk Місяць тому +4

      She did go to torrid a while ago she could barely fit between the racks

    • @weenfain2321
      @weenfain2321 Місяць тому +5

      I went in torrid just to physically see how big her clothes are (I wear a woman’s 4-5 not Ambers definition of being a dainty size 5) and the lady said they rarely carry a 5 or 6 (their largest size) in stores bc it’s so rare for someone her size to come in the store/need it. Have to order online. I held up a 4XXXX they had though and was blown away.. can’t imagine her size 6 shirts and dresses she wears as shirts. It’s like a blanket.

    • @jessicanolan7408
      @jessicanolan7408 29 днів тому +1

      And she’s 5’2 as well. Imagine being that height, almost out sizing the largest tarps a special plus size store manufactures, and being “proud of yourself” for gaining and losing the same 20lbs for years and years on end. I’d be so fucking embarrassed never mind “proud”.

    • @katkatgoose
      @katkatgoose 28 днів тому +1

      @@Binx-ud1hk imagine being in a plus size store and not even being able to fit into it. Torrid is Hamber's Brandy Melville doors. But at least she's out of the house and STANDING, not out of the house and bingo-ing while seated or eating while seated at OG

    • @katkatgoose
      @katkatgoose 28 днів тому

      @@weenfain2321 even if they don't have her size, she could at least get (yet another) pair of (obnoxiously hideous) sunglasses

  • @NixieBlueHeart
    @NixieBlueHeart Місяць тому +47

    its not mispronouncing if you you know are doing it on purpose. thats just being ignorant.

  • @krumskitchen1768
    @krumskitchen1768 Місяць тому +27

    This getting old amber, seek help and stop acting like u are a changed person. Please seek professional assistance

  • @radioactivefrequencies527
    @radioactivefrequencies527 Місяць тому +187

    All she does is address rumors she’s heard about herself 🙄 and she really thinks her vlogs are in par with the other creators she watches… that’s our gorls real delulu

    • @PrairieChickenCO
      @PrairieChickenCO Місяць тому +18

      The more she addresses the rumors, the more we know it's true.

    • @barbikayler40532
      @barbikayler40532 29 днів тому +2

      They aren't rumors, lol

  • @natty188
    @natty188 Місяць тому +19

    Ffs if you don’t like something you buy or it doesn’t fit just send it back!? What is so hard about that.

    • @RG02929
      @RG02929 Місяць тому +1

      @natty188 She’s lazy

    • @LJ-dv2wl
      @LJ-dv2wl Місяць тому +2

      She is bone Idol and not that smart

    • @tina8493
      @tina8493 Місяць тому +3

      She's lazy, plain and simple.

    • @qwerkyqwerty5241
      @qwerkyqwerty5241 26 днів тому

      ​@@LJ-dv2wlbone idol lmfaoo its idle

  • @Lolalaughsx
    @Lolalaughsx 29 днів тому +16

    Can’t even be assed to take the protective film off the scale that says
    PLEASE REMOVE BEFORE USE

  • @heatherb9588
    @heatherb9588 Місяць тому +14

    You’re sitting alone in your apartment taking stock of your food

  • @Cat.c-db3nr
    @Cat.c-db3nr Місяць тому +111

    As a european watching, I realize how much processed food you eat. Having a freezer full of processed meat and food is scary to me

    • @andlemmejustsayJus
      @andlemmejustsayJus Місяць тому +15

      She is not the norm

    • @will15888
      @will15888 Місяць тому +29

      Us Americans definitely have the stereotype of eating a lot of processed food, but I promise you that myself and most others are no where near the level Amberlynn is at 😭

    • @DemonicDream6
      @DemonicDream6 Місяць тому +5

      I am also from Europe and had the exact same thoughts, I eat diet that consists of 90% unprocessed foods and I am sure you can't even buy this many weird freezer ready meals in our supermarkets either. It's crazy.

    • @jayterra2060
      @jayterra2060 Місяць тому +3

      Thats a good thing that it is still scary to you. We in the US are way too naive to make good choices about food. There are pockets of people who make good choice but def not mainstream population. Lots of pushinb and lobbying for “healthy” food that is not really healthy.

    • @FreePigeon
      @FreePigeon Місяць тому +8

      @@will15888 It's a stereotype for a reason though. A lot of your food is literally illegal in Europe because it's not safe to eat. The US has no food standards and that is scary to us who do.

  • @Lisa-ow3um
    @Lisa-ow3um Місяць тому +24

    In a relationship with someone she hasn't even met in person 😂

    • @Wasoska
      @Wasoska 29 днів тому +2

      Finally someone said it

    • @sisicjanwjkrgk
      @sisicjanwjkrgk 26 днів тому +1

      she’s really out here edating like shes 15 years old 😭

  • @Michelle-db8iz
    @Michelle-db8iz Місяць тому +29

    WHERE IS TWINKIE?

    • @AliceGrayYT
      @AliceGrayYT 29 днів тому +7

      Probably getting ready to deal with some more dental issues because the real problem was never addressed.

    • @joyceleady3691
      @joyceleady3691 29 днів тому +1

      Only hope she is being taken care of. We know she isn't taking care of her.

  • @christianlee8558
    @christianlee8558 Місяць тому +295

    How a 500 pound woman with lipedema and binging problems can justify all that unhealthy processed food in her freezer is beyond me. It’s like she wants to fail

    • @archivelegendsofthehiddent7089
      @archivelegendsofthehiddent7089 Місяць тому +43

      Shes not even eating that shes ordering takeout 3 times a day

    • @marinad6228
      @marinad6228 29 днів тому +7

      she orders more then 1 thats why she has some left..

    • @allmine853
      @allmine853 29 днів тому

      ​@@archivelegendsofthehiddent7089 For me its the fact that she is home all day every day and still needs foid that can be airfried and consumed quickly. Instead of finding a very simple recipe and trying it out.

  • @BeckyBookClubMain
    @BeckyBookClubMain Місяць тому +461

    You finally realised nobody cares about your content without a side character. Bring back Nader.

  • @deceptacon1015
    @deceptacon1015 Місяць тому +14

    When's the new wiper moving in?

  • @mypandazworld177
    @mypandazworld177 29 днів тому +15

    For someone who calls herself girly pop wears grandma clothes 😂😂

  • @HelloImBrettipher
    @HelloImBrettipher 29 днів тому +10

    Why in the absolute fuck would you ever be replacing your litter box that often???

    • @thecrapartistx
      @thecrapartistx 29 днів тому +6

      because she doesn't actually scoop or wash it out.. she probably buys disposable ones and leaves it until it's 3 inches deep with doo

  • @elishadavis6598
    @elishadavis6598 Місяць тому +13

    Them cabbage patch kids hands reaching in the freezer

  • @TeganHort
    @TeganHort 29 днів тому +12

    You didn't open anything you bought because you order in! We all know it!

  • @anni2837
    @anni2837 29 днів тому +6

    Sooooo…she has an online long distance relationship and has never met this person irl? Is she twelve? Cause to me this isn’t a real relationship

  • @heyodi3092
    @heyodi3092 Місяць тому +49

    I can’t imagine an existence that revolves around defending and managing the consequences of an addiction.

  • @tngrl
    @tngrl 29 днів тому +13

    Lmaooooo....Trader Joes triggers you. Naw Pookie, you trigger yourself. Don't that excuse exhaust you after using it for over 10 years.

  • @mandee024
    @mandee024 29 днів тому +11

    Who has been asking for torrid hauls?? We’ve all been asking for you to take care of your health for years now.

  • @bloopnation
    @bloopnation Місяць тому +27

    You're a story of a person who refuses to stop eating too much. Simple as.

  • @CrownsAndThings
    @CrownsAndThings 29 днів тому +12

    Spoiler- Amberlynn is in ANOTHER relationship because she can’t be single for five minutes and she thinks mopping is “deep cleaning”.

    • @thecrapartistx
      @thecrapartistx 29 днів тому

      I've been married for 25 years and though I adore my husband and cherish every moment we have together.. there are some days when I would love to know what it's like not to have someone bug me every half hour when I'm in the art room.. She's lucky AF and doesn't even realize how much freedom she's wasting..

    • @thecrapartistx
      @thecrapartistx 29 днів тому

      also yeah.. mopping isn't deep cleaning.. mopping is what you do between scrubbing that floor good and proper.. yup you can tell I'm older..

    • @joyceleady3691
      @joyceleady3691 29 днів тому

      WOULD THE NEXT WIPEY PLEASE RAISE THEIR HANDS!!!!!!

    • @Xxelviroxx
      @Xxelviroxx 28 днів тому +1

      rofl...SPOILER: she's not in a relationship, she's lying babes

  • @TeganHort
    @TeganHort 29 днів тому +9

    That is soooooooooo wasteful to throw out a cat box cuz you can't clean it we all know you don't clean it daily! You probably bought the self cleaning one. Your clothes don't weigh that much you are probably holding something

  • @SardinesandTomatoes
    @SardinesandTomatoes 29 днів тому +7

    Soooo that Trader Joe’s haul isn’t from the previous vlog. Either she binged all of it and went back for more. OR she’s been ordering UberEats and saving her haul for a rainy day 🍒

  • @c4r0lllll
    @c4r0lllll 29 днів тому +11

    that litter box confession is embarrassing for you.. should’ve kept that one to yourself

    • @nejuan6339
      @nejuan6339 28 днів тому +3

      She assumed it would make it seem as if she's hygienic but did just the opposite.

  • @abnar2584
    @abnar2584 Місяць тому +17

    Why would you throw out a litter box every other month. Imagine the amount of waste you’re producing 🌎😢

    • @FreePigeon
      @FreePigeon Місяць тому

      She is single handedly keeping Chinas slave trade alive.

    • @Romaki96
      @Romaki96 29 днів тому +1

      Just think about her earring waste.

  • @ChristyNunya
    @ChristyNunya 29 днів тому +13

    Girl you get in more relationships than you get in the shower. Get your life right

    • @RG02929
      @RG02929 29 днів тому +1

      @ChristyNunya 🤣👏

  • @user-tq8in5bm9d
    @user-tq8in5bm9d 28 днів тому +9

    Dude no one cares !!! Lose two hundred lbs and then give updates , this is pure insanity at this point

  • @sleepytasmr
    @sleepytasmr 29 днів тому +9

    You don't need to get a new litter tray once a month.

  • @kelliemoro6439
    @kelliemoro6439 28 днів тому +7

    Yeah, that hair is from the bun. But let her think her hair is magical

  • @NB40594
    @NB40594 Місяць тому +190

    She’s so obsessed with herself.. cringe

    • @Radhuya
      @Radhuya Місяць тому +15

      She might have only 4 years left so let's letting her do her worse

    • @Brooklynlynne
      @Brooklynlynne Місяць тому +1

      @@Radhuyawhy would she only have 4 years left she got hiv??

    • @annac4759
      @annac4759 Місяць тому +2

      Then don't watch?

    • @RG02929
      @RG02929 Місяць тому +15

      @Brooklynlynne Seriously? She’s been over 500 pounds for years

    • @RG02929
      @RG02929 Місяць тому +11

      @annac4759 Then don’t comment?

  • @elizabethashleyerwin9062
    @elizabethashleyerwin9062 Місяць тому +38

    To be in a relationship they actually need to be in the same time zone. An Internet crush is not a relationship.

  • @Kelly-mi1yz
    @Kelly-mi1yz Місяць тому +22

    Thank you for proving you order take out and are too lazy to even throw something in the oven???

    • @thecrapartistx
      @thecrapartistx 28 днів тому

      right lol who buys a bag of mashed potatoes?

  • @wrapmeindarkness
    @wrapmeindarkness Місяць тому +79

    Now show us your DoorDash and Uber eats accounts 🤣

  • @kimc2196
    @kimc2196 29 днів тому +9

    Just return the clothes you don’t like to the Torrid store in person. No reason to keep stuff you don’t really like.

  • @deceptacon1015
    @deceptacon1015 Місяць тому +18

    You didn't touch the trader Joe's bc you were probably ordering Uber eats and door dash every 2 hours

  • @SP-bg8on
    @SP-bg8on Місяць тому +27

    You don’t need a relationship. You need to work on yourself first. I am glad we got to see Lego instead of more damn eating no one wants though

  • @petunia7383
    @petunia7383 Місяць тому +26

    One litter box? She should have two for the two cats. Poor kitties have to share a nasty box that isn't cleaned daily. 😔

  • @natkakat
    @natkakat Місяць тому +46

    the fact that her clothes are 3 lbs 💀

    • @ClutchKitty00
      @ClutchKitty00 Місяць тому +7

      The package her underwear was in was alarming lol

  • @madikiwi9275
    @madikiwi9275 Місяць тому +101

    curls? girl you put your hair up while wet, into a tight ass bun.

    • @Michelle-db8iz
      @Michelle-db8iz Місяць тому +19

      She can't tell the difference between waves and Curls

    • @foooxface
      @foooxface Місяць тому +27

      ​@@Michelle-db8izshe once used leave in conditioner on her face 😂😂😂😂😂 not joking...videos is still up...

    • @krumskitchen1768
      @krumskitchen1768 Місяць тому +3

      @@foooxface yup, you can't expect much anymore haha

    • @janat6501
      @janat6501 Місяць тому +4

      @@foooxfaceI just got done with my skincare and this memory makes me want to do it again 🥲😂

    • @foooxface
      @foooxface Місяць тому +1

      @@janat6501 🤣

  • @RG02929
    @RG02929 Місяць тому +15

    When is Georgia Glass moving in?

  • @itsmejordynn
    @itsmejordynn 29 днів тому +10

    You’re so delusional amberlynn

  • @radioactivefrequencies527
    @radioactivefrequencies527 Місяць тому +18

    “By any means”!!! Not “by no means” 🙄🙄🙄

  • @omarsherrif33
    @omarsherrif33 Місяць тому +9

    Why didn’t that hairbrush trigger your Trypophobia? Or did you forget about it.

  • @ThemisadventuresofLu
    @ThemisadventuresofLu 29 днів тому +10

    Can’t wait to hear the made up names you call your “partner” this time. Rudolph? Snickers? Hercules? Can’t wait!

    • @SonarTheBat
      @SonarTheBat 29 днів тому

      Its Valentine.

    • @LJ-dv2wl
      @LJ-dv2wl 29 днів тому +1

      @@SonarTheBat She is lying

  • @seadog_13
    @seadog_13 Місяць тому +81

    I think this genuinely may be the worst most useless vlog she's ever uploaded

  • @wawa5610
    @wawa5610 Місяць тому +11

    Amber trying to give her mom hand-me-downs girl, your dress is a blanket!!!

    • @nejuan6339
      @nejuan6339 29 днів тому +1

      Mom is a skinny queen in comparison. Nowhere near the neighborhood of Amber's mass.