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  • The prime-time January 6th hearings are about to begin, countries in the European Union now require all cell phones to use the same charger, PGA golfers join a rival Saudi Arabia golf league for the money, and punctuality makes a comeback as people return to socializing. #TrevorNoah #DailyShow #Comedy
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  • @felixacb8895
    @felixacb8895 2 роки тому +2169

    I love how I’m here in Central Europe, paying 20€ per semester for university, never paid for anything in a hospital other than a hot chocolate and there are so many Americans who are actively against all of this for barely any reason at all other than that it’s a republican thing to be against it (also this 2-party system is probably one of the worst things to happen to a society ever in my opinion, I have never seen there being so little middle ground on the most basic issues everyone should agree for)

    • @MrBaskins2010
      @MrBaskins2010 2 роки тому +219

      suffering is an american fixation. insulin prices make my blood boil. dont get me started on eliquis and monopoly powers

    • @drsuperhero
      @drsuperhero 2 роки тому +100

      We pay for it by having an over powered military

    • @sngray11
      @sngray11 2 роки тому +158

      I live in the States, but have also lived in Europe and Southeast Asia, and I agree with everything that you mentioned in your comment.

    • @Marijuanifornia
      @Marijuanifornia 2 роки тому

      All of the worst things about the United States came from Europe.

    • @TennesseeYaya
      @TennesseeYaya 2 роки тому +34

      This is an American who wants Justice Finally!! I agree with everything you say @Felix ACB

  • @louisanow
    @louisanow 2 роки тому +1547

    I'd like to thank Patricia for her gift to America and the world through her son Trevor Noah. He is so made for this era, and I'm grateful he's here for and with us all.

    • @mariatorres5563
      @mariatorres5563 2 роки тому +36

      Totally agree with you 100%

    • @mariatorres5563
      @mariatorres5563 2 роки тому +24

      He is a gift to us here in the states, just so inteligente & full of wisdom for his

    • @mariatorres5563
      @mariatorres5563 2 роки тому +20

      Full of wisdom for his age/time

    • @swankyangelo8527
      @swankyangelo8527 2 роки тому +11

      It would be a gift to the world if you referred to the United States as the United States instead of a continent that encompasses 57 countries with rich history that was happening even before the colonizers got to the United States!

    • @AfricaGS-hz6fl
      @AfricaGS-hz6fl 2 роки тому +2

      Amén to that

  • @himap3842
    @himap3842 2 роки тому +624

    Trevor is right. In Germany, at least with state health insurance, nobody pays in the doctor's office and or even in the hospital for any surgery. For state universities, there is no tuition fee, only tickets and administration fees. And yes, there is also paternity leave, in which the father gets paid leave after his child is born.

    • @ebbyc1817
      @ebbyc1817 2 роки тому +10

      Which all sounds great, until you work here. You can forget about being a millionaire in Germany 😀.. You'll be lucky if you're a 100,000naire

    • @luminousfractal420
      @luminousfractal420 2 роки тому +10

      I've got a massive amount stored up in medical credit. I needed spine surgery a few years back. Cost 12k...we had to pay 4k up front.
      Honestly what's the point of they don't pay out. Same with the kids epilepsy meds. We're paying $400 a month where it was $5. Just to make a medical insurer richer.

    • @luminousfractal420
      @luminousfractal420 2 роки тому +152

      @@ebbyc1817 nobody needs to be a millionaire 🤷 especially at the expense of other people's suffering. It's both ignorant and semi psychopathic behavior.

    • @erebostd
      @erebostd 2 роки тому

      @@ebbyc1817 bullsh@t, we have 1,5 million millionaires in Germany in 2021, which are tenths of thousands more than in 2020. During an epidemic! And while health insurance and education for all is covered! So keep it to yourself if you just want to tell lies…

    • @bowez9
      @bowez9 2 роки тому

      @@luminousfractal420 then donate all your money to the 3rd world.

  • @racheljoseph1221
    @racheljoseph1221 2 роки тому +71

    The fact that Trevor grew up on another CONTINENT and still understands Americans as well as he does is extraordinary. He’s a natural mimic, his irreverence still gets right to the point, and then goes back the next point he wishes to make seamlessly. He’s the most amazing comedic commentator-and he has a wonderful supporting cast. Love you guys!

    • @noproblematallmate
      @noproblematallmate 2 роки тому

      I'm pretty sure the rest of the world understands Americans too after this past decade of American news on social media. Mass shootings, protests, Trump, COVID, war.

    • @solar0wind
      @solar0wind 2 роки тому

      Where does he come from? I was wondering about his accent. I'm from Europe and not a native speaker, so I wasn't sure whether his pronunciation is "normal" for an American.

    • @SipLeila
      @SipLeila 2 роки тому

      NOAH IS CONSTANTLY BADGERING REPUBLICANS - we don't NEED NOAH! GO BACK HOME!

    • @ntokozomduna637
      @ntokozomduna637 2 роки тому

      @@solar0wind he’s South African.

    • @faithrada
      @faithrada 2 роки тому +3

      @@SipLeila What's wrong with badgering fascist insurectionists?

  • @LionHeart1189
    @LionHeart1189 2 роки тому +342

    EU constantly makes laws that companies have to work around of while America wouldn't dare upset corporations

    • @lupohutchington269
      @lupohutchington269 2 роки тому +41

      Because USA was founded as a market. they don't want to lose the companies costumers/economic motor. Meanwhile almost everywhere else was founded for living and corporations second ,so the laws favor the people.

    • @tigerlily1118
      @tigerlily1118 2 роки тому +26

      @C Q That's sarcasm, right? 😂

    • @glennwelsh9784
      @glennwelsh9784 2 роки тому +37

      That's because American politicians have money invested in those corporations. They wouldn't want to have their valuable investments threatened by cumbersome laws, now do they?

    • @edricaldones9639
      @edricaldones9639 2 роки тому +4

      @C Q Do you mean the US or the EU?

    • @katiehettinger7857
      @katiehettinger7857 2 роки тому +7

      @C Q is call an oligarchy based on distorted capitalism. 😏

  • @kittiecorner
    @kittiecorner 2 роки тому +325

    I never watched him until I saw his comments at the White House Correspondent's dinner. (But then I haven't had tv for a few years). What a talent! He gets so completely into what he's doing. That Tucker Carlson thing was crazy! So glad I discovered him!

    • @urmelausdemeis4743
      @urmelausdemeis4743 2 роки тому +15

      Welcome to the club 😉

    • @marjoleindendulk9296
      @marjoleindendulk9296 2 роки тому +7

      Trevor is a voice for the conscience of our society and he brings it with a major sense of humour. And the fact that he is from a system which has so many issues to overcome. He builds bridges, and is one of the best comedians of the world. I love him and he always makes me laugh, even when it is uncomfortable

    • @tanmoy0024
      @tanmoy0024 2 роки тому +6

      My friend .. you need a time machine and discover him back in 2015

    • @LiLa-yb4om
      @LiLa-yb4om 2 роки тому +1

      @Ova Facts to witch nation in particular are you referring? USA, where he has the show, south Africa, where he was born or which other country because Trevor Noah is treasured by many people in a lot of nations because what he communicates resonates across borders. I know, it is just a saying "national treasure" but that just kinda sound weird in this context in my opinion...

    • @nenzie110
      @nenzie110 2 роки тому

      crypto market structure keep going down perharps huge profits is been made by experts. Heard that holding ain’t a smart move on the short run please any ideal on how to make better profits in the market.

  • @swivet99
    @swivet99 2 роки тому +26

    😂7:10 that german accent was hilarious! Trevor always delivers with no BS honesty and comedy!!

  • @LeahIsHereNow
    @LeahIsHereNow 2 роки тому +45

    Trevor’s impressions slay me! One of the most talented people on Earth - and he loves his family and respects women.

  • @laalaa99stl
    @laalaa99stl 2 роки тому +92

    "My port. My choice." Never change, Desi. Never change. 🤣

    • @Olcool
      @Olcool 2 роки тому +1

      That was super hilarious

    • @anthonyakampa3919
      @anthonyakampa3919 2 роки тому

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  • @awesomeadi2
    @awesomeadi2 2 роки тому +684

    Desi is like a friend within the group who acts like a total airhead but is actually smarter than the rest. She is too funny 🤣🤣

    • @katiehettinger7857
      @katiehettinger7857 2 роки тому +42

      Some day women will stop down playing their intelligence,so as not to scare men.

    • @awesomeadi2
      @awesomeadi2 2 роки тому +12

      @@katiehettinger7857 facts

    • @anthonyakampa3919
      @anthonyakampa3919 2 роки тому

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    • @marianne4902
      @marianne4902 2 роки тому +29

      @horace sheffield alright, Horace.

    • @danusdragonfly6640
      @danusdragonfly6640 2 роки тому +14

      @horace sheffield You *wish* you had half of her talent!

  • @andan04
    @andan04 2 роки тому +256

    Actually, the biggest difference between now and the time of the Watergate hearings is that back then the Republican Party had more than a handful of officeholders with enough integrity to oppose wrongdoing amongst their own ranks.

    • @Asmithiphonic5
      @Asmithiphonic5 2 роки тому

      And back then the Democrat party wasn’t so entirely compromised with corruption to a point where they had to hijack their opponents rally to distract from the real insurrection they committed in the wee hours of November 3rd 2020

    • @MajorHenryL.
      @MajorHenryL. 2 роки тому +1

      Also, back then, the democrats were in favor of moderate liberal values and not full on marxists as they are today.

    • @andan04
      @andan04 2 роки тому

      @@MajorHenryL. Oh my goodness can you imagine what your crowd would have made of Lyndon Johnson? The Great Society was FAR more liberal than anything Biden has proposed. "Full on Marxists" is so hyperbolic.

    • @denisewatkins1585
      @denisewatkins1585 2 роки тому +4

      Well said.

    • @andan04
      @andan04 2 роки тому

      @@Asmithiphonic5 Is that what you think Jan. 6 was? A Democrat-hijacked "rally?" Because we all saw otherwise.

  • @bronwynevans4037
    @bronwynevans4037 2 роки тому +21

    As a European citizen, I truly appreciated this episode!!!!

  • @hope9204
    @hope9204 2 роки тому +24

    The way that Trevor says “6th” makes me giggle 😂

  • @debraonger282
    @debraonger282 2 роки тому +282

    It's hard to keep up with all the lies told because they forget what lies they said and have to tell more lies to cover up the ones already told. looking forward to seeing the hearing tomorrow. Love you Trevor

    • @milesdyson5211
      @milesdyson5211 2 роки тому +3

      My exact thoughts LIES ! Misinformation then they laugh at the people on shows like this !

    • @mostlysunny582
      @mostlysunny582 2 роки тому +1

      lol you tuning in for that kangaroo court to be gaslighted again?

    • @BLANCODABARBER79
      @BLANCODABARBER79 2 роки тому +2

      Sounds like democrats you referring too...lol🤣

    • @kaizokuo5850
      @kaizokuo5850 2 роки тому +5

      @@BLANCODABARBER79 I'm glad you can still laugh at your own joke when it's essentially "I know you are but what am I". Maybe take some notes from the comedian in the video the next time you attempt stand-up in the comments 😉

    • @themiddleclasstaxslave651
      @themiddleclasstaxslave651 2 роки тому

      Check this out:

  • @tbrogoit02
    @tbrogoit02 2 роки тому +71

    I don't understand Apple's counter claim....the "billion devices", are already in distribution with the unique cables, that have an end that fits into power outlets....no device will lose service...they just have to change their current new manufacturing and stop being business jerks. Apple's chargers are one of the reasons I don't use them.

    • @R3dmanactual
      @R3dmanactual 2 роки тому +6

      Agreed. Same with their media types too.They don't have to be different,it's how they get you Iocked in to their 'ecosystem' 🙃

    • @tbrogoit02
      @tbrogoit02 2 роки тому +5

      @@R3dmanactual always seemed scummy to me. No technical reason they had to set it up like that, that's purely a money making scheme....and....there are Apple competitors with decent systems, who do not mess with their customers like that...
      ...so they get my business.

    • @101spacemonkey
      @101spacemonkey 2 роки тому +4

      It all comes down to money. They probably make a lot off of selling overpriced chargers

    • @jessestreet2549
      @jessestreet2549 2 роки тому

      the absolutely insane prices are what mystify me. I get androids free with my phone provider that do everything I need and more. Imo apples phones are only status symbols that, like Rolex watches and ridiculously expensive cars, make people targets of criminals.
      My phone gets lost or stolen? So what? I cancel it and get another freebie. Apple owners? they have to cancel credit cards and pony up plenty of cash.

    • @chrisorr3919
      @chrisorr3919 2 роки тому +1

      And they've been using usb-c on their laptops for years anyway so it wouldnt be hard to adapt their phones over. Not really a big deal...

  • @arenia6303
    @arenia6303 2 роки тому +79

    Watching this from Germany is on the one hand very, very funny, but also somehow feels wrong. Here I am: I have never paid for a Doctors Visit (or anything in the health care system, heck: I have never seen a bill for my real healthcare costs), or college and university, I have decent public transportation, much cheaper food prices (for unprocessed food), I can ride my bike anywhere; besides one small fringe party, our parties are acutally supporting democratic values etc... It feels slightly decadent watching this segment from Germany.

    • @kyliec143
      @kyliec143 Рік тому +2

      From New Zealand, I am so so jealous that you guys are able to bike anywhere - I am tired of living under our heavily car dependent city, but I hope we can get to where you guys are within my lifetime.

  • @realtalk5329
    @realtalk5329 2 роки тому +266

    I hope america tunes in to the jan 6th hearings like they did for the Johnny Depp hearings. If not that's sad

    • @___sabr
      @___sabr 2 роки тому

      Expect to be sad. Sadly 70 Million people definitely don't care and Fox Entertainment will not even broadcast it.

    • @lynnmckenney1987
      @lynnmckenney1987 2 роки тому +4

      I don't have cable, so I can't watch either.
      I could care less about celebrity divorce court though 🤷‍♂️

    • @littlebird3739
      @littlebird3739 2 роки тому +5

      The depp case was a circus. Everybody loves a circus

    • @izzywoods794
      @izzywoods794 2 роки тому +8

      I didnt watch the Depp hearings, just waited until certain lawyers I follow recapped it. I’ll probably do the same with this one

    • @SueChef100
      @SueChef100 2 роки тому

      😊

  • @kittiecorner
    @kittiecorner 2 роки тому +36

    This entire segment was complete genius

  • @Stevenco9124
    @Stevenco9124 2 роки тому +55

    Trevor is shaking up late nights. I love this new style, extra fun each time. tnx guys. Desi is amazing as usual.

    • @stephansteohanlarsen7457
      @stephansteohanlarsen7457 2 роки тому +3

      Love Desi chien . Excellent Africa Jah jerrymylitis Jah everything everyone solidarity Tucson Arizona Sonoran desert 🏜️🏜️🇪🇹🌟🌍🇸🇯🇸🇪🇬🇭🇿🇦🇯🇲🇲🇲🌙🌵🇮🇱🔯🥧🍓💦🇯🇵💧🍄🌹🍄🍄

  • @drinksoymilk007
    @drinksoymilk007 2 роки тому +10

    What an amazing show! Every second jam packed with truth, current events, & comedy. May you live a long life, Trevor. Bravo to your team!

  • @mlggamer5296
    @mlggamer5296 2 роки тому +38

    Trevor: what's happening in the weather today Desi
    Desi: oh it was hot I was just outside
    Me: we need weather forecasters more like her. 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @freefalln
    @freefalln 2 роки тому +97

    You are correct Trevor. They need to paint a concise picture, in terms people can understand!

  • @krystofdayne
    @krystofdayne 2 роки тому +48

    "Being fashionably late is falling out of fashion" meanwhile, me being here in Germany thinking, when has being late ever been fashionable??

    • @jessicafellmann5101
      @jessicafellmann5101 2 роки тому +3

      So true - I was waiting for Trevor to mention Germans as an exception😂

    • @athenak4666
      @athenak4666 2 роки тому

      😂😂😂

  • @jamestierney2531
    @jamestierney2531 2 роки тому +27

    Trevor speaks with a beautiful, natural “South African” pronunciation that I love hearing. But he must have an incredibly perceptive “ear,” because he can mimic various accents (German, Standard American English, etc.) so well. And he has great take on current event. He’s terrific.

    • @dennis141288
      @dennis141288 2 роки тому

      His german Accent is just cliché - funny, but not accurate.

    • @jamestierney2531
      @jamestierney2531 2 роки тому

      @@dennis141288 Ja, Ja, I understand, and I didn’t mean to imply that it was perfect, but at least it’s “close enough” for comedic effect. Cheers..JT

  • @foppishdilletaunt9911
    @foppishdilletaunt9911 2 роки тому +27

    Those that can make you believe absurdities can make you commit atrocities.
    Voltaire

  • @meganbarber3599
    @meganbarber3599 2 роки тому +26

    Impressed with your German accent and your knowledge of "tschuss".

    • @embreis2257
      @embreis2257 2 роки тому +8

      his father is swiss-german and I'm sure he has made quite a number of german-speaking friends and acquaintances since his first international stand-up gigs

    • @je_yyy4
      @je_yyy4 2 роки тому +1

      @Megan Barber
      *tschÜss😂

  • @guiwhiz
    @guiwhiz 2 роки тому +7

    Trevahhhh!! I admit when it was first announced he was taking over from Jon Stewart I was a bit... apprehensive. I was hoping the Egyptian comedian Bassem Youssef would get the nod, but Trevor has literally made the show his own wonderful thing. Kudos Trevor and you're a pleasure to watch!

  • @maxmustsleep
    @maxmustsleep 2 роки тому +18

    Regarding the USB-C law: I know the big thing everybody talks about is that apple has to switch but it's actually not so much about the lightning standard it's much more about the thousands of small devices that still use older USB standards or have their own weird charger. I would have loved them to include laptops in this since with new USB-C chargers you can easily charge up to 240w.
    Honestly they should have announced this a decade ago that would have saved so much trash.

    • @frizzlethecat2084
      @frizzlethecat2084 2 роки тому +1

      They actually started the process of getting this signed into law about 10 years back. So... Takes a while for things to catch up with the EU 😁

  • @AskMississippiAskMississippi
    @AskMississippiAskMississippi 2 роки тому +218

    “The world is in more peril from those who tolerate evil or encourage evil than from those who actually commit it.” -Dr. Albert Einstein, 1953

    • @bfg3890
      @bfg3890 2 роки тому +1

      You mean how you tolerate evil right.

    • @dinak.2552
      @dinak.2552 2 роки тому +1

      Perfect quote. 👏

    • @Asmithiphonic5
      @Asmithiphonic5 2 роки тому

      The world will not be destroyed by those who do evil, but by those who watch them and do nothing. - Einstein Referring to those who believe in the freedoms and beliefs this country was founded on

  • @DavidhenshawSZU
    @DavidhenshawSZU 2 роки тому +36

    Can we actually convince Lin-Manuel Miranda to make a "Hamilton" for January 6th. I would die laughing 💀💀💀

  • @Lifeofasalonetiti
    @Lifeofasalonetiti 2 роки тому +9

    Trevor. Thanks for making me laughing at 8am. Keep doing it all. We want n need it all

  • @DeniseRose652
    @DeniseRose652 2 роки тому +12

    The hearing should be covered like J. Depp vs A. Heard was.

  • @magnetiktrax
    @magnetiktrax 2 роки тому +151

    The EU is decades ahead of the US, which is why we laugh so hard when we hear Americans call it "the greatest country on earth".

    • @lynnmckenney1987
      @lynnmckenney1987 2 роки тому +16

      Not all of us (Americans) call it that 🤷‍♂️

    • @toska459
      @toska459 2 роки тому

      Ironic considering Europe is on the verge of introducing a Third World War that the rest of the world will get dragged into.

    • @adumb1985
      @adumb1985 2 роки тому +12

      @@MayMarmaid hey we are also the fattest nation .#1 Baby

    • @cnasir3475
      @cnasir3475 2 роки тому +3

      What does Europe do. I honestly have to Idea what you guys do in the world.

    • @cheeg1
      @cheeg1 2 роки тому +15

      @@cnasir3475 Clean after you guys. Fighting climate change, while you still have the highest emissions

  • @rrosaseconda
    @rrosaseconda 2 роки тому +31

    Love the segments where Trevor testifies & raps in Congress sitting next to Bernie Sanders & Warrren Gunnels. I'd watch that!

  • @bokatummtukote
    @bokatummtukote 2 роки тому +2

    I love how Trevor is getting angrier and more sarcastic lately 😄

  • @trewerd
    @trewerd 2 роки тому +15

    That joke about lateness and phones is absolutely on point. It bothers me whenever I hang out with my friends and they're constantly checking thier phone.

  • @sharonsmoke5058
    @sharonsmoke5058 2 роки тому +354

    Trevor's Trump impression is one of the best I've heard!

    • @JohnDoe-cw4lf
      @JohnDoe-cw4lf 2 роки тому +12

      AGREED !!! I'VE BEEN SAYING IT SINCE FOREVER !!! 😂😂😂😂

    • @khing_py
      @khing_py 2 роки тому +10

      So true 🤣🤣

    • @conniemcfalls4357
      @conniemcfalls4357 2 роки тому +12

      Also tucker

    • @apparentlylivin
      @apparentlylivin 2 роки тому +3

      @@conniemcfalls4357 for real. Especially the dead eyes

    • @kelvinokumu8351
      @kelvinokumu8351 2 роки тому +4

      Especially the hand gestures.... Always gets me,

  • @robberbarron8161
    @robberbarron8161 2 роки тому +11

    “And while we spoke of many things, fools and kings, this he said to me. The greatest thing you ever learn is just to love, and be loved in return.”

  • @Phoenix-nl2ut
    @Phoenix-nl2ut 2 роки тому +6

    Trevor killed it in this segment

  • @patricktompkins8997
    @patricktompkins8997 2 роки тому +4

    Anyone else hearing Trevor say "January Sith"? The x is so soft, I think it is silent, lol.

  • @osvaldodomingos9041
    @osvaldodomingos9041 2 роки тому +41

    Bro, Desi is just the funniest person in the history of Late Show.
    I was rolling in the ground laughing 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @bozo7769
    @bozo7769 2 роки тому +18

    *Lock them up*
    *Lock them up*
    *Lock them up*

  • @Dodoskee
    @Dodoskee 2 роки тому +6

    We do have to pay for universities in Europe, even the public ones. Not as much as you do for your State Universities but it's not free. Public healthcare, on the other hand, really is free or almost free, it depends on how much you earn. What is really appalling in the US is the lack of public healthcare for all and the price of insulin and other life-saving drugs. A civilized, democratic country should do better than that.

    • @paivyt.
      @paivyt. 2 роки тому +1

      Here in Finland an education for citizens is totally free from preschool to college, and also universities...

  • @sarahfaith00
    @sarahfaith00 2 роки тому

    I love the auf Wiedersehen, Tschüss because at the doctors office you do say auf Wiedersehen to the waiting room (other patients) but then you say Tschüss to the staff. Spot on.

  • @Michaelkaydee
    @Michaelkaydee 2 роки тому +7

    Trevor's Tucker is hilarious 😂

  • @bigzilla2534
    @bigzilla2534 2 роки тому +20

    Trevor is straight clowning in this episode 🤡🤣😂

  • @KatlegoSibiya
    @KatlegoSibiya 2 роки тому +5

    Trevor killed this segment 🤣🤣

  • @j.e.klopfer5819
    @j.e.klopfer5819 2 роки тому

    Luv Trevor; just Luv Trevor !!!! Class, Charm, and Truthfulness !!!!

  • @bw13579_
    @bw13579_ 2 роки тому +62

    TREVOR IS A GREAT ENTERTAINER, HE SURE KNOWS HOW TO GET YOU ENGAGED IN THE NEWS.

    • @chrgeorgeson
      @chrgeorgeson 2 роки тому +2

      Why are you yelling?

    • @katalac
      @katalac 2 роки тому +2

      @@chrgeorgeson don't take it personally..some people have issues with their eyesight

    • @JohnDough-yr2zt
      @JohnDough-yr2zt 2 роки тому

      Yawn

  • @oilyoily2959
    @oilyoily2959 2 роки тому +242

    trump: "They got me on camera trying to overthrow the government" also trump:"it wasn't me"

    • @katiehettinger7857
      @katiehettinger7857 2 роки тому +15

      You would think Trumpkin's theme song would be Shaggy's "It Wasn't Me."

    • @damnumonkeyballs
      @damnumonkeyballs 2 роки тому +8

      Bro not even Shaggy can get you outta this one Drumph lol

    • @mlggamer5296
      @mlggamer5296 2 роки тому +3

      Instantly shaggy's version with James Corden just came to mind

    • @WilliamJulienNkogheOlympio
      @WilliamJulienNkogheOlympio 2 роки тому

      With all the times trump lied but we all got to see video evidence... I'm baffled that his base doesn't think the libtards got a doppelganger of him...

    • @quacknaround
      @quacknaround 2 роки тому

      I mean the cops do it 🤷‍♀️

  • @blueberry-ri7eb
    @blueberry-ri7eb 2 роки тому +8

    For the life of me I cannot understand how Congresspersons involved remained in office without even a censure.

  • @theotherone9416
    @theotherone9416 2 роки тому +33

    Phil Mickelson did mean to say "balance" that wasn't where he made a mistake. That's when he said "life", he wanted to say "bank account" : "It's going to help balance my bank account"

  • @XShadowWolf1926
    @XShadowWolf1926 2 роки тому +40

    Whatever was going on Bernie wasn’t not having it

  • @blankface_
    @blankface_ 2 роки тому +66

    Trevor really sounds like he’s having trouble saying “sixth” lol

    • @MsJordanElaine
      @MsJordanElaine 2 роки тому +13

      I came looking for this comment. Lol. He definitely says sixth a little weirdly. I wonder if it’s a him thing out a South African thing? He doesn’t add the ‘s’ sound before the ‘th’ sound.

    • @marcusbeason4264
      @marcusbeason4264 2 роки тому +7

      @@MsJordanElaine definitely did the same thing I’m like “I know someone said something about this”😂

    • @vinijohnson4695
      @vinijohnson4695 2 роки тому +2

      Listen at 7:53 the way he pronounces “controversy”.

    • @snacking5908
      @snacking5908 2 роки тому +3

      @@vinijohnson4695 that part is normal.

    • @nancywutzke5392
      @nancywutzke5392 2 роки тому +2

      Anybody ever think that it may be his accent bleeding through??

  • @frezerh
    @frezerh 2 роки тому +1

    This show has gotten SO MUCH BETTER now!!!

  • @echiniderm
    @echiniderm 2 роки тому +10

    One of the best episodes ever. I love Trevor.

  • @toms7280
    @toms7280 2 роки тому +17

    Oh the suffering plight of the millionaire professional golfer, who does so much golfing for humanity and yet feels so betrayed by a freely elected democratic nation to have to flee overseas to play for a ruthless ruling king. Where is the tiny violin orchestra to play Mozart's Requiem in D Minor ?

  • @jouleml
    @jouleml 2 роки тому +7

    I almost didnt want this to end...hilarious. Loh

  • @jameseddleman6944
    @jameseddleman6944 2 роки тому +1

    Tervor Noah, you are a blessing.

  • @denisebooth8963
    @denisebooth8963 2 роки тому

    The ability to turn pain to Humor PRICELESS YOU DO IT TIME AGAIN 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🇺🇸

  • @dnight3037
    @dnight3037 2 роки тому +47

    More ppl should be punished for Jan 6th

    • @katiehettinger7857
      @katiehettinger7857 2 роки тому +7

      They will be. 😉👍💙🇺🇸🌊🌊🌊

    • @ClaudioMichel
      @ClaudioMichel 2 роки тому

      More precisely: The right people should finally be punished!

    • @BLANCODABARBER79
      @BLANCODABARBER79 2 роки тому

      Yup on both sides

    • @dnight3037
      @dnight3037 2 роки тому +2

      @@BLANCODABARBER79 ?

    • @JustHereForCats
      @JustHereForCats 2 роки тому +5

      If that was a crowd of POC, we wouldn’t have made it to the front steps… you already know what it is

  • @Dem4ever63
    @Dem4ever63 2 роки тому +17

    I remember that day. It was the worst thing I've ever seen. Made me sick to watch all those ppl disrespecting our Government. They say they're patriots and then commit acts like THAT. Sickening.

  • @cxa011500
    @cxa011500 2 роки тому +17

    I get tired of hearing about "promises." They said Trump was going to be convicted for tax evasion but nothing seems to have come from it. 😒

    • @Asmithiphonic5
      @Asmithiphonic5 2 роки тому

      Witch-hunt after witch-hunt of distractions

    • @jessestreet2549
      @jessestreet2549 2 роки тому +1

      Be patient. the doj has talented and experienced RICO lawyers on his trail and Mnunchin isn't protecting him anymore.

    • @Asmithiphonic5
      @Asmithiphonic5 2 роки тому

      @@jessestreet2549 distracting witch hunts

    • @jessestreet2549
      @jessestreet2549 2 роки тому

      @@Asmithiphonic5 going to be a bunch of GrOPer witches doing prison time.
      quit whining and enjoy the show.

  • @TuttifruttiNinja
    @TuttifruttiNinja 2 роки тому +20

    I have to say, Trevor is by far the funniest of the bunch. He kind of puts everyone else to shame...
    I think Trevor is one of the funniest people in general and next to him I find the others to be kind of cringe (mostly the woman and the tall guy)

    • @ivani.valeri2428
      @ivani.valeri2428 2 роки тому +3

      Michael Costa... cringe? How DARE you???

    • @Asmithiphonic5
      @Asmithiphonic5 2 роки тому +1

      Nah John Stewart all day

    • @comkver
      @comkver 2 роки тому

      Colbert would like a word.

    • @xy6845
      @xy6845 2 роки тому

      The woman and the tall guy? Desi and Roy?? 😹

  • @cindymeyer-hunt3208
    @cindymeyer-hunt3208 2 роки тому +7

    So glad to see you back and on top of your game again Mr. Trevor Noaaaaaah!! Love you man!! 🤟👍💃🙏💗😘

  • @freefalln
    @freefalln 2 роки тому +5

    Meidas Touch on UA-cam will also be airing the 1/6 Hearings. Just FYI, if you are lokking for a place to watch!

  • @maxiuspiane
    @maxiuspiane 2 роки тому +1

    That ending between you and Desi was so beautifully comedic!

  • @CableAnna
    @CableAnna 2 роки тому +1

    I'm sorry I've not been watching these for a while, but now I remember why I used to! Thank you for the way you deliver these serious and current topics. Definitely different here where I live but still very insightful! Love from Finland.

  • @BonJoviBeatlesLedZep
    @BonJoviBeatlesLedZep 2 роки тому +92

    USB-C is awesome (if kind of a mess with all the different standards) and I'm glad the EU put that mandate in effect. But I honestly just assume Apple is going to wriggle their way out of it somehow.

    • @joermnyc
      @joermnyc 2 роки тому +5

      Phone will come with an adaptor like for 1/8’ jack headphones.

    • @RubbrChickn
      @RubbrChickn 2 роки тому +3

      Maybe wireless charging only, just remove or disable the charging port

    • @jodinsan
      @jodinsan 2 роки тому +22

      @@joermnyc That's so adorable you think it will "come with" an adapter. This is Apple were talking about. The adapter will be sold separately for 50$.

    • @NoRezos
      @NoRezos 2 роки тому

      @@jodinsan Does that include the wire as well?

    • @vanle3828
      @vanle3828 2 роки тому +9

      Honestly. My phone, my laptop, my ear buds and my tablet uses usb-c, and my laptop charger has adaptive charging, so I only bring one charger out whenever I need it. Why have different chargers for everything?

  • @rgrifferon
    @rgrifferon 2 роки тому +67

    Only Liars are afraid of the Truth, Truth never changes.

    • @joermnyc
      @joermnyc 2 роки тому +11

      Sadly too many people will call the truth “fake news” and ignore it in favor of something that conforms to their own cult narrative.

    • @lexruptor
      @lexruptor 2 роки тому +1

      No, the truth changes often. You're thinking of facts. Facts don't change.

    • @lexruptor
      @lexruptor 2 роки тому +1

      @@joermnyc Again, facts. You're thinking of facts.

    • @ernestgalvan9037
      @ernestgalvan9037 2 роки тому +1

      “The Truth never changes”.
      Obi-Won: Hold my Light Saber. …. ‘This is True, from a certain point of view’

    • @rgrifferon
      @rgrifferon 2 роки тому +1

      @@ernestgalvan9037 From any point of view, you can distort reality, however the Truth remains the Truth.

  • @philipwilliamson5332
    @philipwilliamson5332 2 роки тому

    Yo that Lin Manuel parody has me in STITCHES 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @AfroditeBell
    @AfroditeBell 2 роки тому +1

    I think this is one of his funniest segments….I love this!

  • @swiff8137
    @swiff8137 2 роки тому +25

    Sooo…just that one orangutan joke? That incident deserves a whole segment of its own if u ask me. And his Tucker Carlson impersonation is so annoyingly accurate🤣🤣

  • @alethiawalker3645
    @alethiawalker3645 2 роки тому +3

    I just loveeeeeee Trevor for his insightful, humorous commentary. He gives us happy moments in these hard times.

  • @gl1723
    @gl1723 2 роки тому +1

    Keeping it 100%...
    As much as I LOVELOVELOVE Trevor & TDS, I actually liked it when he had one of the correspondent's sitting off to the side, and they'd interrupt him with their POV's while he was delivering the news. It felt a lot more spontaneous & appeared to get a real genuine reaction from Trevor. (Just one viewer's opinion) Love Y'all! 💙

  • @mwm48
    @mwm48 2 роки тому +1

    Excellent Tucker Carson impression.👍

  • @RandallChase1
    @RandallChase1 2 роки тому +16

    The irony is that USB literally stands for Universal Serial Bus. Yet they refuse to allow it to be universal!!

    • @user-nf9xc7ww7m
      @user-nf9xc7ww7m 2 роки тому

      There's a store where I live called worlds best tacos. Just because they say it's worlds best, doesn't make it so. Just because USB-IF (the OPEC of connectors) say they're universal doesn't make it so. Remember, the companies involved are in it for a profit. They could have bribed the EU govt to exclude their competitors.

  • @mohammedbasha1404
    @mohammedbasha1404 2 роки тому +6

    Trevor is upping his game these days

  • @YH-gp9hd
    @YH-gp9hd 2 роки тому +6

    Trevor, I loved your show, you made my day, Thank you!

  • @mannymat2645
    @mannymat2645 2 роки тому

    " That's what they say about me. " lol 😆

  • @christinaulibarri4777
    @christinaulibarri4777 2 роки тому +17

    All the Saudi's had to do was show them the money 💰 and nothing else mattered. Just ask Jerid Kuscner and Steve Mnuchin who still need to be investigated for the billions in Investment money they received from the Saudi government.

  • @nulnoh219
    @nulnoh219 2 роки тому +5

    LOL Apple probably gonna come up with an adapter and charge 100 euros each.

  • @catherineh6470
    @catherineh6470 2 роки тому +1

    Brilliant! Trevor never disappoints!

  • @earlwest3502
    @earlwest3502 2 роки тому +1

    Thank you- great program!!!!

  • @Synathidy
    @Synathidy 2 роки тому +51

    "The most balance in my life"
    The most bank account balance, he means.
    Saudi Arabia is making bank with the high oil prices. They can buy our athletes, no problem.

    • @luminousfractal420
      @luminousfractal420 2 роки тому +2

      Switch to green energy and get ahead of the game. Oil won't last much longer, supplies are almost gone.

    • @Asmithiphonic5
      @Asmithiphonic5 2 роки тому

      @@luminousfractal420 America was ahead of the game when it was the leading exporter of oil in the world for the first time in decades which we have PLENTY more of

  • @francescalittle4414
    @francescalittle4414 2 роки тому +4

    thank you for a great show

  • @notoyaarthur1990
    @notoyaarthur1990 2 роки тому +1

    that Hamilton inspired rap was 🔥. and is Trevor and Seth coordinating coz both of them made a "we don't talk about bruno" reference regarding these hearings in 2 different contexts. I swear that song is slipping into every faucet of life

  • @AndreaMartinez-qu1be
    @AndreaMartinez-qu1be 2 роки тому

    “…we don’t talk about Bruno, no, no.” 🤣🤣

  • @gryphonberlin
    @gryphonberlin 2 роки тому +34

    On behalf of all my friends in Europe - thanks for the compliments! We are able to make these kind of decisions, with 27 Countries .. it can be difficult and takes a while, but we at least try to legislate for the people of Europe.. and by 'we' of course I do mean the democratically elected Representatives - kind of like in America - but many more Parties and ideologies.... which should made it harder to find consensus -- and yet... it is just as you said ... ports for chargers .... oh, and there is a War on less than 800 miles from where I am, in Berlin.. Now... how is congress/senate doing about protecting children...?

    • @rudysal1429
      @rudysal1429 2 роки тому +1

      Let's not get high and mighty. I agree that America has a lot to work on and hopefully when more of these old politicians start dying of soon there will be more improvements with people who aren't completely senile.
      Also, I would think Germans would not want to impose some sort of superiority over others....

    • @gryphonberlin
      @gryphonberlin 2 роки тому

      @@rudysal1429 No, and that is why it it so tricky with the Ukraine - Germany does not have a fighting army - they tend to train other troops -, and do other non firing of guns in foreign interventions- and Germany is not particularly in a top 'follow me -i know ' mode anymore.... Merkel was obstructionist. and the E. U.could be even more a united union of countries... socialist parties are now getting back into control..the optimism is still here enough. If we forget - we just look at Britain ... and know we better get on with things.

    • @gryphonberlin
      @gryphonberlin 2 роки тому

      Forgot to say - I am American - born and bred ... but also British ... very much through and through ... and as you have probably guessed .. also a German citizen. I have lived in all3 places for an average of 20 years each... learned the ways, cultures, politics - and I can honestly say - since 1984 when i first flew out of Chicago O'hare ... the amount of time i was asked to justify the latest u.s. atrocity ( & that includes 3 Republican President) or, on the other side of things - extreme sympathy from people.. knowing that in general -The u.s. is not all Bushes and Trumps...so I have tried over and over with explaining .. and yet America immer defies logic and common sense, ignoring the lesson hard earned from other Countries. I was in Britian when the mass shooting that caused the U.K. to change it's laws on guns... do know what I remember from that time? Not that much of a problem here ..and while focussing on the specifics Britain would need .. we all learned a bit about the other Countries in the World thtat had banned weapos of no real usage for the average Brit. Law was passed .. a few grumpies - and business concerns scream a lot... but the public didn't .. Logic took over - In America ... invert the last 2 things .. and there is why I can be a bit high and mighty... lived - experianced - and heard what the majority felt... and lobbyists were silenced. When the U.S house/senate/ and President show half the bravery as the majority of little tiny voices .. of the People.. then i will with great humility apologize ... and sorry to say the watery deal from both Houses willnot cut it. Fingers are still always crossed.

  • @discreetperson
    @discreetperson 2 роки тому +4

    i cud watch Trevor for the whole day and not get bored

  • @t.e.stroud1781
    @t.e.stroud1781 2 роки тому

    Trevor says ‘Tschüss‘ like my little daughter 😀 ’tschooooss‘ Lol sweet

  • @mickeyfacee
    @mickeyfacee 2 роки тому +1

    Why does Trevor say “Sikhth” instead of “Sixth” it grinds on my ears 😂

  • @ericmiller93
    @ericmiller93 2 роки тому +64

    Just say you’re doing it for the money. It’d still be despicable, but at least it’d be honest.

  • @robotempire
    @robotempire 2 роки тому +35

    i like how every “late night”-style show has its own custom schtick. Trevor has the “animated asides” where he sticks his face in a whatever, anyway i gotta charge my phone, later guys. Trev call me later, I’m learning Xhosa

    • @madonnasbutthole9674
      @madonnasbutthole9674 2 роки тому

      How are you learning Xhosa?

    • @RR42636
      @RR42636 2 роки тому +2

      @@madonnasbutthole9674 duolingo

    • @madonnasbutthole9674
      @madonnasbutthole9674 2 роки тому

      @@RR42636
      They haven't uploaded it yet as far as I know. I have an account and I've been waiting for them for months to introduce Xhosa.

  • @valerieeliason4804
    @valerieeliason4804 2 роки тому +1

    Is anyone else weirdly stuck on the way Trevor Noah keeps saying the word "sixth?" I feel like I"m having a Family Guy "cool whhhip" moment!

  • @AlbertWChang
    @AlbertWChang 2 роки тому +2

    Thanks for putting out a long episode🙏🏼

  • @laughingliberal3979
    @laughingliberal3979 2 роки тому +11

    Trevor Noah is hilarious
    , love him!

  • @prateekbansalnitk
    @prateekbansalnitk 2 роки тому +32

    Question: Why would 4 capitol police commit suicide because of the Jan 6th events? I have not heard police committing suicide after any other protests, irrespective of how violent the protests were!

    • @chasitynunez9488
      @chasitynunez9488 2 роки тому

      Or was it suicide?

    • @prateekbansalnitk
      @prateekbansalnitk 2 роки тому

      @@chasitynunez9488 I am open for theories!

    • @evelyngorfram9306
      @evelyngorfram9306 2 роки тому

      IDK specifically; but my impression is that it was because of the confusion, contradictory orders, and lack of support for police during the insurrection rioting. The ideologues that were supposed to be all "Blue Lives Matter" and "These Colors Don't Run" were suddenly beating police officers with flagpoles, officers on one side of the Capitol Building were radioing "Officer Down! Need backup immediately" to commanders on the other side who still thought they were there for peaceful crowd control duties, US Capitol Police and Washington DC Police (two separate agencies with different command & communication structures) operating at cross purposes, etc.
      There was also a big racial component to the chaos: many of the police officers (especially the DC police) were black, and the vast majority of the insurrectionists were white. Racial insults were hurled, and some white insurrectionists beat up black police officers. It's rough to be a black person in the US, and it was rough to be a police officer that day, and both may have added up to more than some of them could handle.
      Hope this helps.

    • @sjbock
      @sjbock 2 роки тому

      A couple of them collaborated ahead of time with those planning the insurrection and knew when it failed the investigation would expose them.

    • @prateekbansalnitk
      @prateekbansalnitk 2 роки тому

      @@evelyngorfram9306: Impressive storyline, but again, I don't think it was the first protest to turn from peaceful to chaotic. And every violent protest is traumatic for the police. Not the first protest to have a racial colour to it as well.
      Can someone share one other protest in history of violent protests where police personnel committed suicide days after the protest?
      To me it is very odd, but maybe it is just me!

  • @gwensimmons_gigi1629
    @gwensimmons_gigi1629 2 роки тому +1

    Where is RoyWJr?? Why isn’t he doing the weather?? Did I miss something?!? Great segment on EÚs ´socialist’ benefits!! 😂😃🥰👍🏾 Fun show Trevor and team!!

  • @benjaminposch
    @benjaminposch 2 роки тому +1

    Absolutely perfect Tucker impression, Trevor!