How to speak Australian : Abbreviate Everything

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  • @maddymadsy2231
    @maddymadsy2231 8 років тому +6972

    To anyone who is not Australian and thinks they are exaggerating, all of those are totally legit and part of our vocab

  • @entertain7us148
    @entertain7us148 7 років тому +1816

    If you're not Australian, and you think this is all an exaggerated stereotype, you're in for a surprise. Even I was surprised. None of these were made up. We actually talk like this.

    • @ashebirjuk9770
      @ashebirjuk9770 7 років тому +37

      yep, i'm an aussie too and it's pretty much spot on lol

    • @user-ix8fb9zz3w
      @user-ix8fb9zz3w 7 років тому +20

      entertain7us14 I was expecting this to be one of those one that's has things I've literally never heard of but I say all of these lol

    • @markmark3938
      @markmark3938 7 років тому +30

      I'm Australian and a little of this is BS.

    • @rebekahmeafou3445
      @rebekahmeafou3445 7 років тому +9

      its really not

    • @tamfibonacci253
      @tamfibonacci253 6 років тому +5

      Damn I wouldn't understand many things and people would think I am stupid 😂💔

  • @savannah7546
    @savannah7546 5 років тому +2314

    I’m Aussie and honestly I never knew half of these words were ‘Aussie slang’ I just thought they were normal everyday language that everyone used....

  • @gillianbower
    @gillianbower 9 років тому +769

    I didn't realise how many of these words I actually used! Loved this!

    • @EatFrozenPlastic
      @EatFrozenPlastic 6 років тому

      same

    • @Lauren-ft7hi
      @Lauren-ft7hi 6 років тому +1

      yeah same, like for kindy. I just call it kindy and didn’t realise people actually call it kindergarten hahahaha oops

    • @annak8249
      @annak8249 5 років тому

      Me too!

    • @justwang7339
      @justwang7339 5 років тому +1

      Do you usually use these words in one sentence ? That will be really hard to understand

    • @holly.mckenzie
      @holly.mckenzie 5 років тому +4

      just wang yes we really do haha. This is the best video to confuse every person who isn’t Australian

  • @jia9420
    @jia9420 6 років тому +886

    Wait..... Vinnies isn't the full name...?

    • @julialathbury8715
      @julialathbury8715 6 років тому +9

      hahahaha! i thought that too!

    • @miabrotherson-moffitt5844
      @miabrotherson-moffitt5844 6 років тому +10

      Thats what I thought
      ...

    • @zyawillis8040
      @zyawillis8040 5 років тому +10

      No it's Saint Vincent or something it's just quicker so we say "Vinnie's"

    • @Mav_F
      @Mav_F 5 років тому +11

      Its actually St Vincent de Paul Society (originally called Society of Saint Vincent de Paul) - As an Aussie - when I do slang, I try to remember what the original word or name is because someone will always ask you. And there is so many slang words out there now for the samething or even the same slang for various things, it all depends on how you use it in a sentence. Eg Pissed or Crook. I dont think I need to tell you the different meanings for them?

    • @thankspete7447
      @thankspete7447 5 років тому +3

      Blackpink Isn't in my area i know when i sad that i visibly gasped

  • @Hunter-zu9qs
    @Hunter-zu9qs 5 років тому +685

    America: make a uturn at the roundabout
    us: “chuck a yue”

  • @lanibarr7577
    @lanibarr7577 8 років тому +1132

    As an Aussie I can confirm this is 97% slang we actually use on a daily basis or that Ive heard anyway lol

    • @Rose_idek
      @Rose_idek 6 років тому

      Lani Barr Aussie toooo hahahaha

    • @EatFrozenPlastic
      @EatFrozenPlastic 6 років тому +1

      also an aussie

    • @Morgazmz
      @Morgazmz 5 років тому

      sames

    • @monoshroom2562
      @monoshroom2562 5 років тому

      Same though haha

    • @lanibarr7577
      @lanibarr7577 5 років тому +1

      cold tater tot Hiii 😁 you know Joongki? Don’t know if you could tell but I watched DOTS 3 yrs ago and it became my prof pic for everything

  • @arvidanseven862
    @arvidanseven862 6 років тому +619

    Aussie sounds like more laid back english. I kinda like it.

    • @lynchie2073
      @lynchie2073 5 років тому +26

      tbh when people try hard to speak formally a lot of people unknowingly put on a british accent

    • @robenkhoury7079
      @robenkhoury7079 5 років тому +3

      @@lynchie2073 Ikr! It just sounds fancy

    • @jeffjo6522
      @jeffjo6522 5 років тому

      YOU BETTER LIKE IT xd

    • @hayleywhiting2843
      @hayleywhiting2843 5 років тому +3

      We were all comvicts. Waddaya expect

    • @akoisha
      @akoisha 5 років тому

      @@hayleywhiting2843 I'm not a convict but I was born in aus 😐

  • @heather8085
    @heather8085 5 років тому +686

    We use short slang and speak fast so that we can say more to each other in a shorter space of time. That's not lazy thats efficient 🤣

    • @DEARHELEN
      @DEARHELEN 5 років тому +9

      because there are so many flies

    • @soph_2373
      @soph_2373 4 роки тому +2

      so true tho XD

    • @AnnaRhecca
      @AnnaRhecca 4 роки тому +2

      So how do u type the days?

    • @dylansimpson1830
      @dylansimpson1830 4 роки тому +2

      Fukin right’o mate

    • @callianis
      @callianis 3 роки тому +1

      didyabringthegrogalong?

  • @jia9420
    @jia9420 6 років тому +1368

    Not an abbreviation but i recently found out the word 'reckon' is Australian, as in the rest of the world apparently dont use it

    • @dan.1433
      @dan.1433 6 років тому +35

      It’s sometimes used in England :)

    • @gergs988
      @gergs988 6 років тому +96

      Same with “far out” apparently, but I’m not 100% certain if this is true or not

    • @jia9420
      @jia9420 6 років тому +14

      WaterSpriite if so im *mindblown* again

    • @badm.d
      @badm.d 6 років тому +49

      ya reckon? i SPOSE maybe

    • @mostunique5941
      @mostunique5941 6 років тому +8

      Blackpink Isn't in my area wait, other countrys dont use it!?!?

  • @andressas.5980
    @andressas.5980 8 років тому +210

    HAHA SO TRUE! I am Italian, and when I first came to Australia I struggled to understand these short words, now I am used to it. This is my country. I love Australia!!

    • @anthonygadaleta3427
      @anthonygadaleta3427 6 років тому +4

      Hey Patricia - You'd be flat out like a lizard drinking in finding an Australian of Italian origin who didn't love Australia :)

    • @rachaelcroton693
      @rachaelcroton693 5 років тому

      Patricia Ortiz “this is my country” u sure about that? Ur Italian lmao it’s not really ur country

    • @treestump6534
      @treestump6534 5 років тому +13

      Rachael Croton calm down...

    • @CFITOMAHAWK
      @CFITOMAHAWK 5 років тому +1

      ORTIZ is not Italian, ORTIZ is Spanish. I lived in South America for 10 years.

    • @ladyluck4308
      @ladyluck4308 5 років тому

      @@anthonygadaleta3427 You just found one.... I hate it and this so called language, I absoluteley HATE the Australian accent!!! It is the UGLIEST in the world!!!!

  • @jackie4771
    @jackie4771 6 років тому +522

    I honestly thought that this video would be an over exaggeration. But instead it was an eye opener...
    None of us Aussie’s can judge each other because regardless of whether you go for Blues or Maroons in the State of Origin, walk around in a button up shirt and chinos or thongs, singlet and footy shorts, drive a Ford or a Holden...
    We’re all one in the same, a bunch of lazy buggers who butcher the English language.

  • @davcaefasdf
    @davcaefasdf 9 років тому +1155

    Missing "onya" for good on ya.

  • @Beatboxerskills
    @Beatboxerskills 8 років тому +786

    drug addict = druggo

    • @Beatboxerskills
      @Beatboxerskills 8 років тому +7

      most commonly as a joke tho

    • @taylaw8059
      @taylaw8059 8 років тому +24

      +ExtaSe most of the people i know mainly say druggie

    • @LiquidRush
      @LiquidRush 8 років тому +12

      ecstasy = eccies

    • @joesterrey3370
      @joesterrey3370 8 років тому +28

      pills= farkin pingaas

    • @faithfirstfitness
      @faithfirstfitness 7 років тому +9

      FATAHMORGANAH Legit true or we call them junkies

  • @phuongloanle3754
    @phuongloanle3754 5 років тому +106

    Im Lauren from Vietnam. Im tour guide here but when two Aussies talk to each other, I feel like Im out of the conversation and Im deaf in English 😂😂

    • @lisamorice4701
      @lisamorice4701 5 років тому +13

      Please accept our apologies Lauren. We don't mean to be rude but it's so easy to slip back into our way of speaking and we honestly forget that others don't follow.

    • @susie9893
      @susie9893 5 років тому +7

      @@lisamorice4701 true. Also it's just so much quicker. My friend tells a story about how she was traveling with a friend and they hooked up with a couple of Canadians and they were talking about their plans for the day and after a couple of minutes the Aussies were done talking but it took the Canadians another 5mins to say exactly what they had said and they just waited for them to wind down before saying that, yeah, they'd just said exactly that but in far fewer words. Lol (and I'm not knocking Canadians - Aussies invariably bond with Canadians when o/s [altho nothing like we bond with each other - that can get a bit crazy if you haven't seen an Aussie for several months - it's like meeting a long lost brother or something])

    • @M-N00
      @M-N00 4 роки тому +2

      @@susie9893 I'll be back as soon as I can. So impressive to see you all show the world how to deal with a virus. Well done Vietnam

    • @fritzkrieg2344
      @fritzkrieg2344 4 роки тому +1

      devo!

    • @martinkuliza
      @martinkuliza 3 роки тому

      CORRECTION :
      when 2 Aussies chat you like you're out of the convo
      SEE HOW IT'S MUCH SHORTER ?

  • @rozharris6834
    @rozharris6834 8 років тому +620

    "Chuck a uey." - Australian proverb. :P

  • @lindatongia82
    @lindatongia82 8 років тому +134

    I just realised how lazy we are at pronouncing the full word HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA love it

    • @lero3412
      @lero3412 8 років тому +9

      That's pretty much why we're so good at pulling off other accents... we don't have to relearn tongue placements because we basically have none lol

    • @Cassxowary
      @Cassxowary 2 роки тому

      It’s not laziness, it’s saving time to use for important stuff :p

  • @lynchie2073
    @lynchie2073 5 років тому +376

    you mean.... other people dont say smoko? or salvos? or sickie? or rego? VINNIES ISNT THE FULL NAME???

    • @KyrstOak
      @KyrstOak 5 років тому +11

      XD IKR? I was surprised. I think one time I mentioned Vinnies to someone, they asked "Vinnies?" I said "oh, sorry, 'saint Vinnies'." She was taken aback for some reason. Lol

    • @aussiehendo5453
      @aussiehendo5453 5 років тому +5

      Saint Vincent’s de Pauls to be exact 😉

    • @rubywakefield6309
      @rubywakefield6309 5 років тому +7

      I thought it was the full name as well!

    • @Simone-bi5fc
      @Simone-bi5fc 4 роки тому

      sorry your comment is funny. I hit 'dislike' by accident

    • @spaceynasa
      @spaceynasa 4 роки тому

      We don't, my boyfriend is Australian and I'm trying to get on track with the slang 😅

  • @cassette92
    @cassette92 9 років тому +110

    The only thing I've never used is 'Teno' other than that... I use every...single...one haha great video!
    Next up: The explanation of "Yeahnah"

    • @gergs988
      @gergs988 6 років тому +7

      And the difference between “nah yeah” and “yeah nah”

  • @Hopeeey03_
    @Hopeeey03_ 5 років тому +288

    Literally never heard anyone shorten tennis to tenno

    • @susie9893
      @susie9893 5 років тому +5

      Although they did say it was the abbreviation for tennis BALL. I've not heard that either but maybe in other states it's common usage (I've only REALLY lived in NSW but only never been to WA and NT - who knows what abbreviations they have there; occasionally I have no idea what Victorians or Tasmanians are saying)

    • @magnetictheory
      @magnetictheory 4 роки тому +10

      @@susie9893 as a Sydneysider who spends a lot of time in Melbourne for work, it's pretty much the same, Suze. Nobody says tenno.

    • @xymonau2468
      @xymonau2468 4 роки тому +10

      There were several words they made up.

    • @franzfleischer3476
      @franzfleischer3476 4 роки тому +7

      Tenno. Nope, not in NSW, Qld or Tassie.

    • @sim0an
      @sim0an 4 роки тому +10

      Right? Also, what the fuck is "mornos".. its bloody smoko, not mornos lol

  • @emiyanap6060
    @emiyanap6060 6 років тому +189

    I live in Bali for a year and many Australian tourists here. For me, it was hard to understand what they say if they use their accent. so sometimes when they talk to me I just smile to pretend that I understand their words. LOL sorry. I am learning more Australian accent so I can understand more.

    • @KyrstOak
      @KyrstOak 5 років тому +26

      Just to make things more difficult for you, there're different accents per region.

    • @lifesong8484
      @lifesong8484 5 років тому +5

      @Juan Rivas stop being ridiculous.

    • @susie9893
      @susie9893 5 років тому +2

      @Juan Rivas doubt it. Most Aussies don't bother with that stuff. Plus we have a hugely multicultural society. Aussies tend not to really care what you look like but what they do judge you by is how well you can do your job (so yeah, not really a criteria on holidays)

    • @susie9893
      @susie9893 5 років тому

      @Chris Russell 😏 I flip in and out of speaking Ocker or 'English' depending on context (who I'm hanging out with, where I am etc - my mum was really strict about slang when I was growing up 🙄)

    • @Twowheeleddevil
      @Twowheeleddevil 3 роки тому

      @@KyrstOak yeah There is but we can still understand what each other are saying

  • @ilfanbudiraja1896
    @ilfanbudiraja1896 9 років тому +288

    Dude, you forgot one word "BBQ = Barbie"
    Cheers!

    • @NicoLReino
      @NicoLReino 8 років тому +5

      +Ilfan Budiraja "I'll put some extra shrimp on the barbie" Although they call them prawns actually hahha

    • @trashqueen213
      @trashqueen213 8 років тому +7

      +Néstor Majnó Also we don't really put prawns on the barbie

    • @NicoLReino
      @NicoLReino 8 років тому

      Aubrey Fitzwilliam I know mate.

    • @mrgoldfish7452
      @mrgoldfish7452 7 років тому +2

      "Put another shrimp on the barbie" we don't call the "shrimp", we call them "prawns" and who puts them on a barbeque.

    • @ameliacrisp8482
      @ameliacrisp8482 6 років тому

      oh my god this is like the most important word😂😂

  • @JETFOURLITRE
    @JETFOURLITRE 5 років тому +408

    Wait till you dive into Aussie nick names. What a mine field.

    • @BB210200
      @BB210200 5 років тому +5

      Examples of people I know: johno Brezza pisspaul netty Asha lezzlo the list goes on

    • @jasonschultz7964
      @jasonschultz7964 4 роки тому +15

      Lol Sco Mo

    • @dylansimpson1830
      @dylansimpson1830 4 роки тому +2

      Yeah my nickname is Simmo

    • @spaceynasa
      @spaceynasa 4 роки тому

      Oh no I'm worried now

    • @robynmurray7421
      @robynmurray7421 3 роки тому

      @@jasonschultz7964 doesn't count if you give yourself a nickname even if you are PM.

  • @lynchie2073
    @lynchie2073 5 років тому +68

    i had a japanese exchange student come over a couple of years ago and although shes practically fluent she couldnt follow our conversations because we butcher and drawl it so much and they only get taught american english.....

    • @susie9893
      @susie9893 5 років тому +8

      Yeah at our uni we used to run conversational English classes for o/s students and they were always packed cos ppl just wanted to know what Aussies were actually saying

  • @midgetwars1
    @midgetwars1 8 років тому +64

    Rego's even legitimised by the government (at least in NSW). Maccas by McDonalds as well.

  • @imakethings9892
    @imakethings9892 9 років тому +593

    So you basically make everything sound adorable. :3

    • @simoncantley665
      @simoncantley665 8 років тому +39

      Cheers mate. You're a bloody legend

    • @imakethings9892
      @imakethings9892 8 років тому +8

      Simon Cantley
      Was that supposed to be directed at me? xD

    • @simoncantley665
      @simoncantley665 8 років тому +24

      Bloody oath :)

    • @imakethings9892
      @imakethings9892 8 років тому +10

      Simon Cantley
      Heh, I'm not sure I understand that.

    • @MSFishingAu
      @MSFishingAu 8 років тому +13

      +IMakeThings Its a good thing

  • @fardowsaahmed9188
    @fardowsaahmed9188 5 років тому +32

    I have been here for 5 years and I still struggle to understand but what I love about Australia is they are genuine people and friendly

    • @connie6616
      @connie6616 3 роки тому

      me too, took me 20 years to get used to it :P

  • @YangSing1
    @YangSing1 8 років тому +243

    I'm English and this was pretty funny.

  • @rosehill9537
    @rosehill9537 5 років тому +111

    Watching this I realise how much we abbreviate words. Just the norms round here.

    • @susie9893
      @susie9893 5 років тому +2

      Up my part of the world we abbreviate almost ALL the country towns ('Byron' didn't use to be a yuppie term for Byron Bay, that was just locals abbreviating - Mullimbimy=Mullim, Murwillumbah=Mbah, Evans Head=Evans etc)

  • @imnotcreativeenoughforacoo9835
    @imnotcreativeenoughforacoo9835 5 років тому +143

    I’m from Australia and I can confirm this is 100% true! sometimes I tell my friends I’m chucking a sickie and they look at me like I’m a lunatic😂

    • @joannedyson1768
      @joannedyson1768 5 років тому +2

      That's because you're saying it wrong! You gotta say "Chukun' a sikie." lol It must be fun though... hope you have some Aussie friends you can really talk with...

  • @HartyBiker
    @HartyBiker 8 років тому +89

    Oi cobbas you forgot the one thing that's guaranteed to confuse everyone who isn't strayan. "Yeah nah"
    I mean it can mean literally opposing things depending on how you use it XD

    • @mrsilikeeggs
      @mrsilikeeggs 8 років тому +7

      Nah yeah as well.

    • @HartyBiker
      @HartyBiker 8 років тому +6

      Aww yeah nah yeah mate

    • @warrenharrison5052
      @warrenharrison5052 7 років тому +7

      We also have a habit of using a negative to describe a positive eg. how far is it to the pub? aussie answers "Not far" instead of saying "its close. How are you? "Not bad" = I'm good etc

    • @hazelschofield9161
      @hazelschofield9161 6 років тому

      We say something similar in ontario; yaaah-no. Meaning I HEARD you and that shit is NOT happening under my watch.

    • @judithleexD
      @judithleexD 6 років тому

      warren harrison isnt that normal?

  • @JsuispascontentTV
    @JsuispascontentTV 8 років тому +227

    U guys R absolutely AMAZING.
    Epic shit !
    from France.

    • @leanneray3084
      @leanneray3084 7 років тому +3

      J'suis pas content TV ye cheers m8 enjoy your baguette or whatever they r those long fucking sandwiches lmao

    • @shivakumar499
      @shivakumar499 6 років тому +2

      Oui

    • @Marissa82P
      @Marissa82P 6 років тому +1

      Guys stop sayong badwords

    • @FairyCRat
      @FairyCRat 5 років тому

      @@Marissa82P I'm pretty sure cunt isn't that much of a bad word in Australia.

    • @JohnSmith-nz4bn
      @JohnSmith-nz4bn 5 років тому

      @@FairyCRat accurate. Still, pick your demographic just to be safe. I don't use it with my family, but my mates and colleagues I do.

  • @julieschofield4594
    @julieschofield4594 4 роки тому +16

    Even though I am a fellow Aussie, hearing all the slang in one video was so funny. Made my day. Chookas

  • @Kirra-Oz
    @Kirra-Oz 5 років тому +13

    We also call people who live on the street, ‘Dero’. Some words are not abbreviated but extended. Australians tend to end altered words with an O, or an A, or are Y. We also tend to alter peoples names; e.g Sharon = Shaza. David = Dayvo etc.

    • @FE-Rat-Rod
      @FE-Rat-Rod 5 років тому +1

      Yes, dero is short for derelict

    • @AdstarAPAD
      @AdstarAPAD 4 роки тому

      A dero is a person who lives on the street and is a heavy alcohol drinker..

  • @play_riz
    @play_riz 5 років тому +144

    Avocado = Avo
    Have an avocado = Avanavo
    Nice 😂

  • @rmaordoalecbar4228
    @rmaordoalecbar4228 5 років тому +9

    I really love Australian accent. I've been to Australia since oct. 2018 up to July 2019 and I've been to Brissy as well

    • @susie9893
      @susie9893 5 років тому +1

      Yeah and we SOO can't understand that! Don't get it at all. And what I really hate (and maybe this is an Aussie thing) is how, especially if you're traveling in North America - ppl will go out of their way to get you to talk just so they can listen to your accent. I started to feel like a zoo exhibit.

  • @ellankane1548
    @ellankane1548 8 років тому +30

    i could listen tou you talk all day i love the aussie accent xxx

  • @kerensabirch5214
    @kerensabirch5214 8 років тому +41

    Could someone please tell the American film and TV industry that this is how to sound Australian? We don't use slang phrases about wallabies, goannas and other Aussie wildlife with every sentence. Oh, and most of us don't say 'Crikey' and sound like Steve Irwin either.

    • @mrsilikeeggs
      @mrsilikeeggs 8 років тому +2

      G'day mate, let's go Croc wrestling. Crikey! Watch out for those Drop Bears!

    • @kerensabirch5214
      @kerensabirch5214 8 років тому +1

      mrsilikeeggs
      Strewth! You're right, cobber!

    • @blacksheep9772
      @blacksheep9772 6 років тому +2

      Nor do we say "Chuck a shrimp on the barbie" ☺

    • @HighwayRamos
      @HighwayRamos 5 років тому

      Flat out like a lizard drinking.

    • @susie9893
      @susie9893 5 років тому

      And yet they force our Aussie actors to sounds American, go figure

  • @markp8438
    @markp8438 5 років тому +36

    This is awesome, some others I don’t remember hearing:
    Sandwich = Sanga
    Bottle of Beer = Stubby
    Biker that’s a member of a club = Bikie

    • @susie9893
      @susie9893 5 років тому

      Pretty sure they said sanga

    • @jenkogaming5826
      @jenkogaming5826 4 роки тому

      nice

    • @dylansimpson1830
      @dylansimpson1830 4 роки тому

      Fuck cyclists tho

    • @kenchristie9214
      @kenchristie9214 23 дні тому

      A bikie is specifically a member of an outlaw cycle gang. Many bikers would be offended when called a bikie.

  • @jareddietrich4844
    @jareddietrich4844 8 років тому +161

    Good job on Australia's got talent

    • @hijosh
      @hijosh  8 років тому +1

      +jared dietrich Thanks so much!!!

    • @ItsMotionTime2
      @ItsMotionTime2 8 років тому

      I can't find the vid! Where is it?

    • @julialathbury8715
      @julialathbury8715 6 років тому

      it's telly mate... telly

  • @emilybell9395
    @emilybell9395 8 років тому +42

    Never seen anything so accurate

  • @sophiemichelle3688
    @sophiemichelle3688 4 роки тому +16

    My Canadian friend lived here for two years, in the car my Mum said “oh it looks like a prang!” Friend said “What’s a prang?”, Mum said “A ding-dong.” Didn’t clear you anything! 😂

    • @martinkuliza
      @martinkuliza 3 роки тому +1

      LOL
      a Prang, a Ding dong, A Stack, A Fender Bender
      is that any clearer ?

  • @strutnswagger2327
    @strutnswagger2327 8 років тому +159

    Sorry lads, never heard of Morno's or tenno, everything else is legit!

    • @brooklynthesunflower2863
      @brooklynthesunflower2863 7 років тому +19

      i use "tenna" like as in ten bucks lol

    • @originalotto7126
      @originalotto7126 6 років тому +1

      Strut'n'Swagger Yeah, they bunged a few suss expressions in there, but reading the comments and the boys seem to have gone over okay with their audience.

    • @cassidygray3835
      @cassidygray3835 6 років тому

      Tenno we use that as the spot club so where going to the Tenno

    • @AllenRodriguesMusic
      @AllenRodriguesMusic 6 років тому +4

      Tenno is legit. Can confirm daily use back in the high school days when I was handball king

    • @rusty3315
      @rusty3315 6 років тому

      Service decency. Yew!

  • @taramaria5936
    @taramaria5936 9 років тому +20

    You forgot 'Woop Woop' for some very far away place in the middle of nowhere!
    "You live in woop woop"

    • @SomethinSik
      @SomethinSik 6 років тому +3

      In the sticks or bumfuck no where are terms I've heard

    • @ednahemming4208
      @ednahemming4208 6 років тому +1

      Beyond the the Black Stump is what we always say

    • @susie9893
      @susie9893 5 років тому

      'Out bush' too

  • @Romie15
    @Romie15 5 років тому +63

    OMG six years living in the county and I’m still struggling to understand Australians 😭😭😭

    • @Zalamandar
      @Zalamandar 5 років тому +18

      Just add an "-o" or an "-y" to the end of any word and you've got it.

    • @Portal100kgJJ
      @Portal100kgJJ 5 років тому

      Omg I'm here 3 years and still struggle to understand them...

    • @mary_rose4413
      @mary_rose4413 5 років тому

      Same here

    • @lifesong8484
      @lifesong8484 5 років тому +4

      I've lived in Australia my whole life (37 years) & haven't heard some of them. I've learned a few only thanks to videos such as these 😅

    • @PerthViking
      @PerthViking 5 років тому +1

      Well you know you’ve gotta learn the language. There’s three I speak, English, Aussie and Bad.

  • @emjyce1330
    @emjyce1330 8 років тому +39

    That sad moment when you realise you use 99% of these.

  • @Itsrebaby22
    @Itsrebaby22 8 років тому +223

    Is that British?
    *lifts fake tea*
    We are British.

    • @rajamkrishnamurthy9618
      @rajamkrishnamurthy9618 6 років тому +3

      Reanna Clopein British convicts to be precise.

    • @sovereignspirit7640
      @sovereignspirit7640 6 років тому +4

      Rajam krishnamurthy Between 35,000 to 50,000 British people have immigrated to Aus every year since WW2

    • @TheTynell1
      @TheTynell1 6 років тому +4

      Rajam krishnamurthy WRONG my family were settlers NOT convicts and most of my friends are descendants of either settlers, aborigines or recent immigrants from all over the world in fact only an extremely small portion of Australians were or are descendants of convicts

    • @ameliacrisp8482
      @ameliacrisp8482 6 років тому +1

      this is the one time we actually try and do a "Bri-ish" to try to imitate a British accent while we do it

    • @dantedante839
      @dantedante839 6 років тому

      You've got a very British accent in Australia becase you used to be convicts, and you "reduce" every single word because those convicts had no education and you "inherited" that. Recent immigration means nothing since those immigrants have not changed/influenced your accent.

  • @rahmanhi
    @rahmanhi 5 років тому +21

    Lol literally few hours ago my oz colleague said "tradies" and I had to ask what does it mean. Didn't know there're so much more abbreviations :))

  • @InfiniteWonderz2
    @InfiniteWonderz2 9 років тому +264

    hey mate, you might want to go around to report everyone uploading your video, ive seen it on about 6 different channels, cheers mate have a good one, from a fellow aussie

    • @hijosh
      @hijosh  9 років тому +30

      InfiniteWonderz appreciate it mate... most of them have contacted me and they've linked to the facebook video rather than this one (hence the small viewing number here!)

    • @slackjaw2008
      @slackjaw2008 9 років тому +3

      InfiniteWonderz fuckin nark. who gives a shit?

    • @brianderbyshire2292
      @brianderbyshire2292 9 років тому +23

      slackjaw2008 Because I assume he makes money off of this so it's essentially stealing.

    • @VGamFVG
      @VGamFVG 9 років тому +12

      Brian Derbyshire Yeah, it's actually a big problem for content creators on UA-cam who rely on ad revenue from their videos here. A lot of traffic gets diverted from the main upload to people stealing it and putting it on Facebook - what's worse is that the person who stole it can get ad revenue for the content they didn't make.

    • @WaitDer
      @WaitDer 9 років тому +6

      InfiniteWonderz Nothing wrong with a few cheeky linkos mate

  • @echolacation4173
    @echolacation4173 8 років тому +12

    Oh my god I didn't realise we did this to so many words... it's ingrained in all our minds from the day we are born

  • @ericaonline3739
    @ericaonline3739 5 років тому +2

    THANK YOU for posting this, I'm an American expat and when I try to explain to my American friends how hard it actually is to have a fluent conversation they don't get it because "They speak English, right?" Oh my, the dialects!!! On top of the abbreviations, Australians have the tendency to change the active speaking voice into passive voice, making the verb an object. For example, "Let's have a chat" instead of "Let's chat", or "I need to have a lie down" instead of "I need to lie down". Now add to the mix the propensity to leave out articles in front of locations (i.e., "I'm going hospital" instead of "I'm going to the hospital" and I find I have to work really attentively at actively understanding "convos"!

    • @ericaonline3739
      @ericaonline3739 5 років тому

      Please, please do another video on Aussie dialect with the other speech patterns I mentioned! :-)

    • @tessacyclone6329
      @tessacyclone6329 4 роки тому +1

      I'm going hospital?? We say I'm going TO hospital because it's a PLACE. And there are obviously several hospitals. (If in a small town you can say the hospital as there's only one hospital ) It's like saying I'm going to bed. You don't say I'm going to THE bed. And I'm having a shower, a lie down, a bath, a swim, a drink. Take a shower sounds weird

  • @judithleexD
    @judithleexD 8 років тому +9

    honestly we use majority of these, if not, we at least understand them. ive never been overseas and when i was young, i would think this is completely normal, but of course informal, and i would think everone knew them..
    the first time i heard that other countries don't say Macca's, I was shocked

  • @popogfryh734
    @popogfryh734 8 років тому +20

    I live in Queensland in Australia and smoko means morning tea

  • @aanjafreedom7781
    @aanjafreedom7781 5 років тому +39

    And remember, even if you don't smoke, a smoko also means to take a short break. Ie coffee break, lunch, afternoon break.

  • @hunkarun
    @hunkarun 5 років тому +5

    Omg this is so true. Been living more than 10 years in Oz now, and subconsciously I have been using these words.

  • @HoD999x
    @HoD999x 8 років тому +193

    but coppa is longer than cop

    • @Tommyblueeyes
      @Tommyblueeyes 8 років тому +5

      and acadaca is the same syllables as acdc lol

    • @mcscrouge1205
      @mcscrouge1205 8 років тому +37

      easier to say

    • @HoD999x
      @HoD999x 8 років тому +1

      Scourge Productions how is adding an "a" to a word making it easier? you're making it more complex

    • @mcscrouge1205
      @mcscrouge1205 8 років тому +1

      You just say it out you don't have to say it out loud. its like R. I . P and just saying rip

    • @notrickxi1597
      @notrickxi1597 8 років тому +11

      listen its just the way we speak right
      \

  • @mandawardani2232
    @mandawardani2232 5 років тому +2

    Omg, i am so glad finding this video, cuz, everytime i get text or material in Australian English, it is really diffucult to find the slang. Maybe Australian people find it natural, daily vocab, but us find it difficult slang. Thanks for the video

  • @litavays4087
    @litavays4087 8 років тому +171

    HAHAHA I bloody enjoy watching this, thank you!

    • @hijosh
      @hijosh  8 років тому +1

      No worries!

    • @litavays4087
      @litavays4087 8 років тому +3

      Could you please do accent challenge?
      Like Australian accents in different states?
      Warm regards :)

    • @callianis
      @callianis 8 років тому

      That would be interesting ;)

  • @bobthetrainskid
    @bobthetrainskid 6 років тому +92

    Cigarette = durrie

  • @jodiemiller6873
    @jodiemiller6873 5 років тому +3

    I actually use all of these except Tenno ( tennis ball) and din dins in normal convos ( though I do say din dins to the dogs when it’s food time). I think it all comes down to wether you are raised old school or new school. My dad is old school Aussie and uses a lot of Aussie slang that has basically disappeared from our language now. My bf is from new school and literally had no idea what we were talking about at family gatherings. After 9 years hes caught up with it all but made me realise how our parents language shapes ours. I wouldn’t change my slang for the world and have passed it onto my nieces and nephew ..

  • @faithfirstfitness
    @faithfirstfitness 7 років тому +69

    Maybe it's just me. But I'm so used to my fam saying talking like this in Australia that I forget what things are actually called when I'm talking to friends from other countries 😂💯

  • @DaintyDaisy
    @DaintyDaisy 9 років тому +51

    I learned the word povvo from Ja'mie King.

  • @Lillyluvsanime
    @Lillyluvsanime 4 роки тому +1

    Some of these we also use in the States, just probably not quite as frequently, and not all in a string of an abbreviated sentence... but I use quite a bit of those abbreviations, especially towards the end.

  • @kyeisnothere2084
    @kyeisnothere2084 5 років тому +31

    when they said undies.. oh my god... i thought it was normal in every part of the world to say undies lmao

    • @Sim-gf4ss
      @Sim-gf4ss 5 років тому +1

      Me too

    • @aidanknoll1019
      @aidanknoll1019 4 роки тому +2

      I mean, I'm not from Australia and that's a pretty familiar term to me too.

    • @benjwilliams5104
      @benjwilliams5104 4 роки тому +2

      It's common in the USA, not sure about other English-speaking places

    • @alexandernikitin2448
      @alexandernikitin2448 4 роки тому

      Jesus. I'm Russian and I say undies. Some Aussie ancestors, maybe?

    • @michaelellams9105
      @michaelellams9105 4 роки тому

      Undies are reg grundies, pie with sause is dogs eye with dead horse, need to take a leak is shake hands with the unemployed or syphon the python, term for a loose women is she bangs like a dunny door in a dust storm, some of the slang I learnt growing up.

  • @andreaavalos4938
    @andreaavalos4938 8 років тому +70

    And I just realize that I wouldn't survive in Australia xD
    even though I know English

    • @chelseapaige8278
      @chelseapaige8278 8 років тому +3

      +Andrea Jonas Lol xD You'd probably pick it up after a while... or just stand there not knowing a word while other people talk around you : P

    • @angieryan2680
      @angieryan2680 8 років тому

      +Andrea Jonas I moved to Australia 12 years ago from the US. It was a learning curve, but not impossible :D

    • @andreaavalos4938
      @andreaavalos4938 8 років тому

      Chelsea Paige Haha it would took a looong time xD a big challenge

    • @andreaavalos4938
      @andreaavalos4938 8 років тому

      Angie Ryan I can imagine! Bet it was a challenge wasn't it?

    • @andreaavalos4938
      @andreaavalos4938 8 років тому

      Alice C :o seriously!?

  • @islayoung6200
    @islayoung6200 5 років тому +12

    I'm Australian and these words are basically part of my everyday life

  • @sarahelizabeth3116
    @sarahelizabeth3116 6 років тому +29

    A friend I have told me to watch a video like this (I’m Canadian) and told me not to talk to her until I’ve learned Australian Slang....this helped.. sorry but I laughed my head off the whole time!

    • @mostunique5941
      @mostunique5941 6 років тому +1

      Sarah And Ava You just to hang around aussies for a while. They will just use the words and then you can be like ‘what does that mean’
      Then they will get really pissed off at you but will still be nice enough to explain😂

    • @sarahelizabeth3116
      @sarahelizabeth3116 6 років тому +6

      Most Unique yeah true lol I had about 4 Aussie friends but only one that I know of had an accent and she sent me a video “ello mate” and I laughed and said oh yea you have an accent lol she said “I left a sanga in the Ute and it’s gone festy” and I was like what?? 😂😂😂 “I left a sandwich in the car and it’s gone gross” lol

    • @sarahelizabeth3116
      @sarahelizabeth3116 6 років тому

      Warren552011 lmao niceeeee 😂

    • @sarahelizabeth3116
      @sarahelizabeth3116 6 років тому

      Warren552011 WHAT?? NOOOOO NOT THE KANGAROOS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THATS HORRIBLE 😱😱😱😱😱

    • @sarahelizabeth3116
      @sarahelizabeth3116 6 років тому

      Warren552011 cool and that sucks. I wanna try it a bit. I won’t like it lmao

  • @jigglypuff2.066
    @jigglypuff2.066 6 років тому +4

    Lovin this! I cant believe I actually used some of these abbreviations/slang words till now. We Aussies are some hell of a people ^ ^

  • @marisagonzalez1543
    @marisagonzalez1543 4 роки тому +5

    I just find this so funny. I love Aussies

  • @16xthedetail76
    @16xthedetail76 9 років тому +53

    Tracksuit Pants > Trackies!.

    • @davcaefasdf
      @davcaefasdf 9 років тому +2

      Creative Ziggy That's what I thought!

    • @aprilblenk
      @aprilblenk 9 років тому +2

      Creative Ziggy I say both. Both are pretty accurate.

    • @Jess-dv7uz
      @Jess-dv7uz 9 років тому

      +Creative Ziggy yea its both trackies or trackie dacks

    • @SwatZombie
      @SwatZombie 9 років тому +5

      +Creative Ziggy
      I've always said tracky dacks

    • @Kersplat007
      @Kersplat007 8 років тому

      +Buck Andrews same u from -'Aussie' I am

  • @izyhelmich2009
    @izyhelmich2009 9 років тому +17

    This is actually so accurate its hilarious

  • @Commenter26
    @Commenter26 3 роки тому +8

    So this is how new languages are created

  • @ruby_rouge_muaakakellyann9174
    @ruby_rouge_muaakakellyann9174 6 років тому +6

    I’m a full blown Aussie and this is awesome, abbrevo’s is exactly how most aussies talk 😝🤘🏻🇦🇺

  • @nsbhater
    @nsbhater 5 років тому +17

    I laughed so hard! From abroad, but have lived in Oz for four years. Loved it, mate!
    P.S. missed the bathers and thongs 😃

    • @martinkuliza
      @martinkuliza 3 роки тому

      LOL
      the fucking thongs huh ?
      Cozzies, not Bather's

    • @irongloves89
      @irongloves89 2 роки тому

      Bathers? You mean Dt's (D!ck togs) or bikini?

  • @carlatenthorey9774
    @carlatenthorey9774 5 років тому +2

    Im aussie and i use about half of those... But you guys are honestly the funniest guys on UA-cam. Laughing my head off!!😂😂😂

  • @timwiesner5941
    @timwiesner5941 5 років тому +16

    Electrician - Sparky xD the funniest thing I heard in Aussie

  • @RenzoZambrano
    @RenzoZambrano 9 років тому +4

    +hijosh How is it going mate? My name is Renzo and I am from Venezuela in South America. I just saw this video thanks to one of my mates from Australia and I´m a new subscriber, I love Australia and its people, you guys rock, it´s my biggest dreamto go Down Under and meet all my mates there. I think the Australian accent is the coolest ever and watching this video has make me have heaps of studying to do. Keep it up :)

  • @SahanTheMighty
    @SahanTheMighty 5 років тому +5

    OMG that was epic. I was at the gym watching this and I didn’t even care I was half hiding my laugh. 😂😂😂👏🏽👏🏽

  • @CupCake23411
    @CupCake23411 5 років тому +12

    Wow I didn’t realise how many words we actually shorten or the fact that this is mostly an Australian thing😂

  • @zyaravie911
    @zyaravie911 5 років тому +6

    As an Aussie I'd say apart from the Monday-Sunday part (cos never heard anybody says the days like that), it's actually pretty accurate

    • @user-pj9ce5lb9q
      @user-pj9ce5lb9q 5 років тому +1

      Zya Ravie hear it all the time. Almost everyday but just from certain people. Working class mostly

    • @whateveritis3103
      @whateveritis3103 5 років тому

      Where do you live? That's the only way to say them.

    • @zyaravie911
      @zyaravie911 5 років тому

      @@whateveritis3103 I grew up and live in Sydney (northern part) but I have traveled around Australia quite extensively and never heard anyone saying the days like that

    • @susie9893
      @susie9893 5 років тому

      @@zyaravie911 well I've worked out west and that's exactly how they say em, also in QLD

  • @kelleystewart9501
    @kelleystewart9501 5 років тому +5

    Sydneysider’s version of Aussie slang.
    In Melb we say bathers (not cozzie), kinder (not kindy). No one says Tenno, but tenner =$10.
    The rest are great.
    And Rhys - it’s defo Spag Bog or Bol. And mornos is a fair dinkum thing.

    • @michellie5929
      @michellie5929 5 років тому +1

      I'm realising the difference between nsw slang and Victorian slang since moving to Victoria last year. Down here no one knows what a scallop is cause it's a potato cake. 😊

    • @susie9893
      @susie9893 5 років тому +1

      @@michellie5929 yeah defo regional differences - even Newcastlians speak a different language to the rest us in NSW and where I come from (up near QLD border the accent is broader and the slang very surfer based)

    • @iamcows8828
      @iamcows8828 4 роки тому +1

      @@michellie5929 i know right! But like it makes sense bc there is a food called scallop potato, if people call potato cakes scallops then you have two kinds of scallop potatos :P how confusing

  • @cassandradabling2431
    @cassandradabling2431 5 років тому +3

    I'm from the US and I found this thoroughly awesome and I'm going to pick some of these up 😂👌👍

  • @meanmaori00
    @meanmaori00 5 років тому +3

    Been living in OZ for near 15 years. I understand everything he says and understood that little paragraph at the end perfectly. Funny

  • @sallymalawit2720
    @sallymalawit2720 5 років тому +8

    That's brilliant! I will be flying to australia soon, hope to learn all these. 😊😉

    • @susie9893
      @susie9893 5 років тому

      You might not encounter that much slang if you mostly hang around Sydney. It's more prevalent in rural areas

  • @2tube2
    @2tube2 9 років тому +15

    This is amazing! Ya'll should have included totally and suspicious. My ex used to say totes sus all the time!

  • @blake9868
    @blake9868 9 років тому +17

    woolies - woolworths, c'mon guys !!

    • @susie9893
      @susie9893 5 років тому

      And yet I've said Woolies to some Aussies and they don't have a clue what I'm talking about. So weird

  • @user-qq5ps7kp4e
    @user-qq5ps7kp4e 3 роки тому +3

    I live in England (in the “British / Georgie ” ) part, and this is just like the slang here 😂 but some are even shorter.
    My cousin who was born here texts me at random times or asks me.
    “Wan’a pop ova* to the chipzie an’ gets sum dona’s w sum cola’s. “ ( want to go down the the fish shop to get a Donna and coke”
    “That gadgie's a propa doylem, man.” (That person is a complete fool)
    “O’ gon doon to pop at da’ park for a puff” (Want to quickly go down to the park for a quick cigarette’
    “Mate giv’ me a runners will ya” mate means friend of course or close to you. So “give me my trainers will you?”
    “You’s larrikin” ( can say it in many ways but in this ways just by your tone but this one* “You all are up for a laugh?” | “you are always laughing”
    “you are always joking”
    “Eh that is a bit iffy!” | “Thats a bit risky” there’s another ways to say ‘iffy’ say like truth or dare and you get a dared to go outside with short shorts and a crop top in the middle of a really heavy rain storm. And your friend says to that person “ Eh that’s a bit iffy” meaning that’s a bit unfair.
    “Ar’ ye gon wear ya flanno” (Are you going to wear your shirt (flannel shirt) ).
    “I’m chock a block” | I am full. I looked at my friend weird when they said that because I hardly hear it.
    “Giv’ me a coldie” | “give me a beer”
    “Fair dinkum” | * I used to say this a lot* () “ Yes honestly “

  • @mrchigz8
    @mrchigz8 9 років тому +264

    DEVASTATED*
    had to be said. haha
    cheers c*** ;)

  • @kossac2492
    @kossac2492 8 років тому +29

    What about grotesque - Grotty then you have underwear - undies. Then you have grotesque underwear. - Grundies

    • @hijosh
      @hijosh  8 років тому +6

      Bro, that was the funniest thing I've read in a while! I never thought of that. Although I thought grundies was gross - undies.

    • @kossac2492
      @kossac2492 8 років тому

      :P

    • @SpaceUndies
      @SpaceUndies 7 років тому

      That's in my name mate

    • @feoneking
      @feoneking 7 років тому +3

      Actually that is not quite correct, Reg Grundy was an Aussie tv producer so they would call undies either Reggies or Grundies as rhyming slang for "undies". Grotesque undies is new to me, however with 3 sons totally plausible!

    • @MetaKaios
      @MetaKaios 7 років тому +1

      ._.
      I never thought 'grotty' was abbreviated from something else.

  • @emperorofpigs3244
    @emperorofpigs3244 5 років тому +15

    I thought Vinnies is what it’s called lol. Even for an Aussie, it’s an informative vid

    • @Kirra-Oz
      @Kirra-Oz 5 років тому

      Emperorof Pigs You must be young if you didn’t know that one.

  • @CotterTwins
    @CotterTwins 9 років тому +8

    hahahaha I say at least 90% of these. It sounds funny when you put them all together :)

  • @edrohhhhhhhhh
    @edrohhhhhhhhh 7 років тому +31

    U australians guys are totally crazy and I like it.
    Also, Straya day is January 26th, my birthday.

    • @darknomad5600
      @darknomad5600 6 років тому

      Lol Straya Day. Most Australian thing I have eveA read.

    • @Zalamandar
      @Zalamandar 5 років тому +2

      @@darknomad5600 Not even an exaggeration, everyone calls it that.

    • @jessmartin2340
      @jessmartin2340 5 років тому

      Dark Nomad best day of the year lol

  • @kristineamin
    @kristineamin 4 роки тому +1

    I love the Australian accent. I find it so cute, and I don't mean that in a rude way, I mean that in the best way possible. It must be hard to communicate with an American if you're an Aussie.
    Aussie: mornin' mate! I see you got maccas for brekko? what're we eating for s'arvo? better yet! what's for din-dins?"
    American: what?

  • @ChathuNishadi
    @ChathuNishadi 5 років тому +5

    100% true. I hear them everyday. At first I was confused whether Aussies speak English or some other alien language 🤔😂

  • @LeaCollingwoodMagpies
    @LeaCollingwoodMagpies 5 років тому +16

    I have never heard morning tea called Mornos .....That sounds really weird 🤪 LOL 🤣 But the rest I would say is pretty much Accurate 😉😊🤣🤣

    • @AusJimBob
      @AusJimBob 5 років тому +1

      Very common term in the Navy

    • @LeaCollingwoodMagpies
      @LeaCollingwoodMagpies 5 років тому

      @@AusJimBob
      Ahhhhh ok thanks for that ☺☺👍

    • @AdstarAPAD
      @AdstarAPAD 4 роки тому +1

      Yep i have never head it called Mornos either.. Lived in Australia for 50 + years.. And i have a Brother and a Sister who served in the Australian Navy..

    • @ginaspeciale9086
      @ginaspeciale9086 4 роки тому +1

      I'm 54 yrs old. Born & raised in Australia. I have never heard of if morning tea called "morno' I have heard any sort of break, morning tea or afternoon tea refered to as a "smoko".

    • @LeaCollingwoodMagpies
      @LeaCollingwoodMagpies 4 роки тому

      @@ginaspeciale9086
      Yes that is correct 🙂🙂😉

  • @GraceMarieBarry
    @GraceMarieBarry 5 років тому +2

    🤣 I moved to Australia from the UK a few months go and this is so accurate!

  • @aimeelau2376
    @aimeelau2376 5 років тому +8

    I'm Aussie and I use almost all of this

  • @iamthefirstandonlycheesecake
    @iamthefirstandonlycheesecake 4 роки тому +5

    I have an Australian friend and he called mc Donald’s macas and I was like wtf is that and he said mc Donald’s and I was shocked

  • @conandis5542
    @conandis5542 3 роки тому +1

    I used to work in IT with a guy from Bangladesh. We taught him to say "flat out mate" meaning he was really busy doing his work! So funny 😂😂

  • @krowkovtuber
    @krowkovtuber 5 років тому +5

    australia is like that girl who calls her cats with names that end with “eee”