How to Talk Australians - Episode 1: ‘G’DAY KNACKERS’
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- Опубліковано 28 лип 2014
- EPISODE 1: ‘G’DAY KNACKERS’
An introduction to the Australian vernacular, with particular emphasis on their penchant for expletives and derogatory put-downs. - Комедії
"Cunt" wasn't used once in this video. I'm disappointed.
John Smith They have used it in their second episode, ua-cam.com/video/DHQRZXM-4xI/v-deo.html They can't mention everything in just one episode lol Australia is big. Its a fucking continent, not a country,
John Smith I'm sure they wanted to but they can't. I think it's illegal. India culture/censorship rules are weird. They did a good job despite not being able to use cunt though
mehmud Australia isn't a continent, it's a country. Oceania is a continent.
FrancisMB No. It's not really. It is a country AND also a continent.
John Smith youforgottorunitaltoghter
I’m an Australian and I think this is bloody hilarious!! I love when they throw the boomerang and it doesn’t come back haha
Didn't Rolf have a song about that?
John Clayden Rolf is a Nonce though
@@johnclayden1670 kev bloody wilson i think
did you notice the boomerang shaped piece in the bbq?
Yeah its called a stick if it dont come back PMSLOL 🤣🤣🤣🤣
I'm an Aussie.
Fell of my couch laughing at this
Brilliant
Darn, now you have to climb back up the walls again.
The creators of this video are Aussies mate! If anyone should take offence, it should be Indians. 😂
Our accents are half the reason this is so funny.
@Pratyush Kishore Curb your nationalism. It's funny because it's a weird mixture of Indian accent in an Aussie setting.
It's not funny because of the Indian accent. It's funny because of the contrast between Australian bogan culture and the excessively formal culture the British left Indian education and corporate institutions with. The only time an Australian says "mister" is when they're in parliament or court.
@Alex Calm yourself right-wing racist.
This is genius. And my go to if I need a laugh
@@IOUaUsername it's funny coz the accent too, that's no bogan Australia, this IS Australia, what you're talking about? Specially barbie, ozzies love it just like lots of people from other countries. Anyway, it's waaaaay too much analysis for a short sketch like this one. It's just bloody funny!
I'm an Aussie and these are probably the funniest clips I have ever seen!!
Mathew Haines jesus calm down wouldn't go that far
FYI to the boofheads accusing Indians of reverse racism, How to Talk Australians was written, produced and directed by 3 Aussies: Tony Rogers, Rob Hibbert and Jason Byrne. Developed originally for Australian TV, for whatever reason/s it didn't happen and Rogers, Hibbert and Byrne took a punt with a web series. These blokes know their Australian history. During the 1850s gold rushes in Victoria and NSW, jimmygrant was colonial slang for immigrant. Nice obscure touch. Season 2 please? Australian satire at its best - a subversive piss-take of ourselves.
Im sure the wowsers put a stop to it. They would do the same to con the fruiterer if he was around today
There's no such thing as reverse racism,
it implies only white people are racist, which, as we know is utter bollocks. If you were to put an asian man in a room an African man what do think would happen.
It’s fuckin gold . Anyone whinging is a flog .
Freyr SeaWolf my thoughts exactly mate. Its just funny as fuck. People overthink too much shit.
Tilly Devine so true,
I am a 71-years-old Aussie...born and bred in Melbourne, Victoria and all TEN (yes 10) of these videos are in MY personal Aussie-opinion...f - - - ing HILARIOUS!!!
"Australia was first discovered in 1988 by an explorer called Dr. Hook" hahahahaha 😂
A recent survey suggests that 30% of Australians are casual racists. Which means, that 70% of them are full time
I LOST MY SHIT 😂 I almost choked on my spit
OMG SORRY Didn't watch full vid SO SORRY!
Yeh nah, true to a degree. Alot more tolerant than Indians.
100% true according to the last census
Leonard Carr damn i forget the amount losers i saw in thailand . you made me remember.
Leonard Carr damn you losers know so much abt India . And here i am can't even make out the diff. between your flag and Uk's . Shame on me .
30% casual racist, 70% full time
hey that statement is completely wrong... every australian is a full time racist
What about the food - lamb. Loved the "snack"....:-)
***** technically that would make the statement 30% wrong...
true , cant make aussie friends easily
Mike F Indeed - if you can't take the piss out of yourself you're a pretty pathetic excuse for a human being.
Haha, this is so hilarious!!! The aboriginal wearing clogs, because the Dutch "may have been here first." Was not expecting that little gem. Haha. Subscribed. Can't wait to see what else you've cooked up.
@Chill Out It was written by three white Aussies dummy!
@Chill Out Dummy hurt your feelings loser?
@@jessemiller9792
Jesse, lighten up and stop being an insulting wanker/wankeress
Ps. haveaniceday😘
I love the Aboriginal's face, looking at the new arrivals. It gets me everytime. The down to the clogs.
69nd you
Omg the Roo hand pointing stick 😂😂
These guys are great
I take my hat off to the Indians who came up with this, assuming they did. We Aussies like to take the piss out of ourselves but this is a double take. They are taking the piss out of themselves as well as us, I love it.
It was made by Australians.
@@TurkeyLurkey00 not norm Ausies.
It was written by 3 aussies
Here in Australia this is called "takin the piss" we love to have a good laugh at our self's, Its the Australian way. Look at the majority of aussie comedy classics! “It is a curious fact that people are never so trivial as when they take themselves seriously.” Oscar Wilde
here in australia no one says that anymore maybe in the 80's but not in the 21st centre
grumpy penguin and you do....... great argument
***** I agree, I hate hipsters... but understand that that being a hipster is not exclusively American... I know, im American... and it is NOT every americans opinion, to be politically correct... now YOUR generalising... I have lived here in Australia for 16 years and am proud to be a contributing member of the Australian culture... but I don't agree with disrespecting your own culture... taking the piss is one thing, but this video is offensive..
***** errm... not true. I hear it all the time. You might think it's old fashioned, good for you, speak your mind. But don't try and speak for 21million people.
johnmccnj and you can? again great argument it's like i'm talking to a bunch of five year olds.
As an Aussie I find this hilarious, most of us can laugh at ourselves. Great job on the pronunciations haha
These videos are absolutely hilarious! Favourite line: "A recent survey reveals that 35% of Australians are casual racists. That means that the other 65% are full time." (PS - I am Australian and I think this is the best thing I've seen in ages.)
Absolutely one of my favourite comedy clips of all time. I have never understood why Aussies and Indians are not
much much closer as nations and people than they currently are. As this video proves
our shared cultural history and sense of humour is huge. As an Aussie I have worked many places in the world and there are few people I feel an instant ease and connection with more than Indians. Love this.
Damian Coory well, everybody think this way. Everybody says indian and xyz country and race share lots common. XD
We indians understand everybody nobody understands indian.
Damian Coory going off what I have heard, India and Australia are pretty different
They both like cricket.
Damian Coory average Indian won't get the humour in this. This is definitely an Australian production using indian actors. It's indeed well made, Indian humour is pretty boring & childish in my opinion as an Indian.
If you want to to talk to an Indian,just call any companies customer service!
The boomerang on the bbq got me so gud..
Umbra....yep, that got me good that one.
Much love from the US to India and Australia ✌️
The Indians have just as good a sense of humor as we do. ... once they have been here for a while they relax .... its jovialism not racism
Hey, we have better sense of humour. Believe me Joey!
I don't understand what is racism if someone say something to something to you or use foul language you should do the same in return instead of crying racism..
@@AnkitKumar-zu2vj that's not very funny kumar
We? You aren't Australian, wanker.
@@PostSasso and you are smithy
"30% are casual racist so the other 70% are full time". Can't stop laughing
this one had me rolling
My ears heard "casual dressers" the first time through and I didn't get it.
These are pure gold. Surprising the views are so low.
Wake up tomorrow and check the stat difference.......I told you!
It always takes a while before gold is uncovered.
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“Well, that’s stupid. Why does the baby get a name and the mother doesn’t?”
"What if little joey grows up to be a woman?" 😂😂😂
In my professional medical opinion
Yes, yes that was a fucking good one.
As always you are welcome.
Hahahahaahhahaha this is true comedy gold! What makes it funny is the Indian accents using Australia slang lol.
Something about that just does me in. This world--& especially humans--it's all so much weirder than we ever imagined! I love a lot of 'accents', but Australian is maybe my favorite, all the more so when it's a Hindu bloke reeling it off.
The world would be a better place if everyone talked 'Australians' lol hahahahahahahaah
what Indian accent? they were speaking Australian
@@TheHuiwen lol says you the fake bond 😂😂😂😂😂 jk m8 😂
@@leagueofshadows what's so funny about Indians speaking Australians.
"what if little Joey grows up to be a woman"! LMAO!
LMFAO 🤣🤣😂
this was where i started laughing
😂😂😂😂
HM ohhh shit 😂😂😂
I'm an aussie,....and an English teacher,....and f..k me, I couldn't stop laughing.
Richard Osborne 😂💯👌🏽🔥
It was a good laugh if nothing else.
They will never get it.
Agnaye Ochani 👍🏼 good point
Agnaye Ochani - true. But the sentiment is spot on and the meaning is not lost. Language is for communication, not pedantry.
Richard Osborne; being an english teacher is nothing to boast about.our kids are today mostly illiterate and uninformed. you should get a real job and try being productive and hardworking.
A Nextlfix Series of this might be fucken good mate
FairDINKUM
Yeah I reckon
No way. This is as long as it should be. Netflix would over do it.
Im an immigrant living in oz and what i love about aussies is they say it as it is theyre not fake in your face lol
I am offensive and i find this Australian...
Kizzington LOL
Nice
Aussies wouldn't get offended by this; because it's so bloody accurate.
Vegetarian Soylent-Green
How can you be a vegetarian "Soylent Green"?
Barry Gattenhof - Soylent Green... mmm, it’s made of people, mmm >slurp
I'm Aussie and I fucking love this
Same tho...
Gypsy_on_Drugs when I saw knackers I was like "you realise that knackers are balls right"
Same
Gypsy_on_Drugs same
Gypsy_on_Drugs same
As an Aussie, I find it fascinating seeing other cultures try and explain our culture lol
Good stuff
Rack off, an Irish immigrant .You are 100 % racist
CULTURE in australia is Multi culture . so there is no cluture . lol
@@drdj69 The Aussie culture is white European culture
Brace Land like Italian culture?
@@drdj69 No.. there's certainly a unique australian culture. I'd say we're more multi-racial than multicultural.
Australians are some of the most laid-back funny people I've ever met. It's always a blast hanging out with them.
shout out to the grade A cinematography/directing
Awesome. This is perfectly directed.
FlyingOverTr0ut how's mum?
FlyingOverTr0ut Created by an Australian, I'm guessing?
You guessed right Bha Ratha. Written, produced and directed by 3 Australians: Tony Rogers, Rob Hibbert and Jason Byrne.
Love your work boys, awesome. Coming from an army grunt and former police officer. It's shit like this that builds bridges between cultures. Good on yas!!
Well said, mate.
Me too. And, agreed !!
Indians here are ok :-)
Well said Sir! Salute!!
😂 police officer... Now the last time I told an officer a joke he sprained my wrist and ankle 😂
Absolutely hilarious from an Australian. We love humour and this is so funny.
The Indian teacher has the most aussiest accent ever lolol
She’s got be an ab-original.
Hindustani delhi fuuuuuhhhhhhh!
Im an Aussie and her accent was terrible. Sorry
Lets move on...
Her put on accent slipped a couple of times and the Aussie accent slipped out.
Melbourne born and bred; this series is spot on and hilarious!
If you can't laugh at yourself, who can you laugh at? :)
charliequinification Other dickheads? 😂
Enjoy the weather.
Tko bums raypitt
Bloody mexican
As a Saffa living in the UK with Aussie mates, this is friggin hilarious
I'm an Aussie and I absolutely love this show. This was fair dinkum the funniest thing I've ever seen and as someone on here points out, it was definitely written by Australians. HILARIOUS.
As an Australian, thank you 10/10. Funny as, who are we if we can not laugh at ourselves!
Aussies are fuckin' awesome.... worked with some Australian commandos overseas... they're impossible to track and/or kill. Serious professionals. Respects from India.
Finally I can communicate with snipers
Rapid000 TF2 シ WANKERRR
how do you tell them we have too many snipers then?
Rapid000 TF2 シ Snipin's a good job mate.
I do speak English too you know.
*****
???
lol never heard of Jimmy Grant, I must be one of the 30% casual racists.
Me too I asked my husband who was he? 😂😂
Bruh
From the gold rush in the 1850s. It's fallen out of fashion.
I knew his sister immy Grant
This is brilliant. Should be shown as a tourism ad.
"What if little Joey grows up to be a woman" BAHAHA
One thing that's awesome about Australians is they don't get offended about being offended.
Bullshit you dumb fuck
haha fuck off
That seems to be changing very quickly...
Shut up you butthurt fucks, as an Aussie, you are inclined to take the piss as you give the piss to one another.
@@lucasseal1 hear hear!
I have watched these videos several times a year for the last nine years. They remain some of my absolute favourite videos ever made
I'm an Aussie and the one great thing about us is that we don't mind having others taking the piss out of us cause we know how to laugh at our selves and not take things so seriously. Loved it well done BTW if the boomerang don't come back when you throw it it's called a stick lmao just sayin
You hit the nail on the head with a jackhammer Sandra 😇
I love you guys !! Australia discovered in 1988 by dr hook !! Omg u champs !!
I lost it when I saw the aboriginal wearing clogs 😄
Bloody hell 1988!? Australia was found in 17 somethin mate. Im Australian
Flare 120 it was 1800s
The amount of people actually taking this serious is sad.
@@Angus1966 Grow up you sad sack of shit.
+Angus1966 Does this mean every time someone tells you a joke you think they're trying to shit in your mouth? Pull the stick outta your arse ya fuckstick
I'm not Australian or Indian but...this is so funny...wish they'd do more of these. There's still undeveloped potential in this idea.
I'm so glad this popped up in my feed. I needed a good laugh 😂😂 Thankyou 👍👏
This is bloody hilarious!! Top job Mr Rogers and Gang...absolutely pissed myself, and will be sharing with as many people as I can... Rapt I was able to be a (small) part of it...Two Thumbs Up!
thats 3 thumbs up now
from australia; this video is golden!! haha.
They should have used a map of China to represent Australia. 😂
💀💀
Found the casual racist
@@janusjones6519 he's referring to Chinese companies owning most of Australia not the large amount of Chinese people
@@choccymilk9575 which is incorrect. Total Chinese land ownership in Australia is around 1%, as compared to the US at 7% and the UK at 5%.
@anthony k is also the type of person who will say China is the biggest threat to the world.
this was absolutley hilarious, i cracked up thw hole time. i wish i wasnt 9 yrs late to the party
I nearly died laughing - so accurate and so so funny as an Australian who has spent time in Mumbai this year it captured it all so very well. They need their own show.
Omg you people are really nice ... if same thing is done about india... you will find different kind of comments.... really nice sense of humour love you guys
@Edward Gross Yeah it's a sorry state of affairs
Matt flinders don’t know how to feel about he comment
so? we appreciate them anyway! I tis so f=refreshing these guys have integrated enough to make fun :)
I work with many Indian people here in Australia and we get along very well. We share a common sense of humor. We may have many cultural differences but I find Indian people will laugh a lot. The best thing is that there is a lot of things to laugh about Australians and Indians so as long as it's not meant to be nasty all is good.
You know India will never be better at cricket and Tiger is not as good as Aussie beer though right? LOL.
the americans have the best sense of humour in my view......and i think country which have good ranking in happiness index have people full of sarcasm and humour...
God damn accurate we taught the Indians all the good words
The only one on the word list I didn’t know was "Jimmy grant" I’ve never heard it before. As an Aussie I love this series
Ditto.
Why have I only just found this series?
I have heard it before 😂
I heard an Australian girl refer to someone as "F O B", Fresh Off the Boat
Why does baby get name and mother does not?
I was watching something completely unrelated and now have my doctorate in Australian history. Thanks Bruce you beautyyyyy.
Did anyone notice the pallet of Winiblues?
as in cigarettes?
I didn't know what it was haha.
Mike Nolan's favourite
I did not. Good pick up!
Do you even exhale mate?
I am an Aussie and I really think this series totally has been unnoticed ,this whole series is a crack up
!!!
what if little joey grows up to be a woman. Solid point tbh
yeah except it is A joey.. not Joey.. but yeah f'n fantastic reasoning.
Yeah too true. It's a bit embarrassing that its been 200 years and we never considered this point, yet someone in India raised it in 2 seconds flat.
@ThinkAboutThis Maaaate. It's called humor.
bit of fucking comedy guys chill out. the writer obviously lived in oz and its all lighthearted
+göögle are pagans Problem is the instructor clearly had an aussie accent so her getting the one pronunciation way off didn't work
shinra corp: I hope that this wasn't serious because Indians don't use this type of bullshit lingo! We've got so many languages from
India and we've got our own indigenous slang from the motherland.
+ll विनी शर्मा ll give it time Indians will develope a sense of humor
As an Aussie with a Indian friend who's one of THE funniest woman on earth, i now understand why. This is bloody brilliant mate's. I'll chuck a snag on the barbie for ya tommra! Ya bloody legends!😂😂😂😂
i was dead when a random pallet of winfields comes down the corridor 😂
Winnie Blues mate, Winnie Blues!
I still remember when they cost 40 cents for a packet.
oh man the joke about 'many believe the dutch had already been there' is like the funniest thing even, who ever wrote that great job mate
The Aborigine wearing clogs...........
The thing I love about Indians and Australians, we can hang shit on each other in good heart..pity we are the only few in the world that can take a joke
@S, Lianis sly cunning evil turdskins ? this sounds cool.
@@positivepete4265 LMAO
You sound like a douche who works in a office.. In the tradie world there's punches thrown haha
I'm American, and I don't think I've ever seen anything funnier!!!
The racism pie chart🤣 good as gold!
"How to talk Australians" with a British flag. This got me dying
This series is pure brilliance. The subtle images and in-jokes happening in the background are pure genius and can only be picked up on 3rd and fourth viewing which I'm not ashamed to say I just did. I am Australian and think that anyone acting offended by this is either a troll or not actually Australian. You could only make observations as deep as this if you truly loved Australia and had a deep affection for our bogan culture. I laughed so hard that my stomach hurts and I think I actually got an abdominal workout.
Wow, Just watched all your episodes 😭😭😭 you guys are the best! Love this soo much. Well done 🙏🙏👌
As an Australian, I can confirm this is how we make lambingtons
"Long piece of pelican shit"
GOD. DAAAAAAAAAAAAMN.
I’m Australian and I’m literally shitting my pants this is too funny LMFAOOO
Mate take the street instead.
I love the guy just casually walking past with a pallet load of Wini Blues.
He also makes me think that is what Danny Trejo would look like if he was from India.
😂 glad someone else noticed that! So casually done too 🤣
This indian comedy is amazing ! Love indians !! They are exactly like our gypsies ... big love
Is it an insult or a complement?
@@AryanSingh-ku7zb a compliment ... our gypsies come from india, is an indian tribe, like otomans are an asian, chinese mongol like tribe, departed long time ago ... even in india you have ancestral african blacks who came from the time of islamic rullership not only indian blacks ... we are all related according to the bible
In case you weren't aware, this series is made by a couple of Australians poking fun at the way other nations have confused and stereotyped our identity.
As an Australian I'm so trigged yet like it
India and Australia have a stong bond with our love of cricket. Some of the funniest blokes i have know have been from india and sri lanka
Hahahah this is gold I'm auzzi we need more of this everyone is so uptight these days the mother is called the kangaroo hahahahahahah
I've got a sneaking that these videos aren't a legit learning series
>.
Mr.Tweezy007 wooosh
To you maybe. As an American I learned quite a bit.
You don't say
+Dick Thornberg American , = sepo
Dick youra top bloke
as an honest to god Australian I can say that I personally am not in any way offended what so ever. I can see it as a joke and have a good laugh, we normally refer to it as 'takin the piss' which means that we insult it or be mean about it in a joking way. It's obviously not meant to be racist. the worst part is that a bit of it is true.
Laura Butler I hope your not offended... cause that would offend me if you were offended if something that is clearly not offensive
Probs still one of the greatest vids on youtube.
"they really are a funny bunch of people, or should I say... Dickheads" 100% accurate
As a New Zealander... this makes me very happy
Baaaah...Baaaah!
As an Aussie, I find this hilarious.
This is one of the best things on UA-cam - another series please
"Some believe Dutch had already been there".....
Shows indigenous man in clogs 🤣🤣🤣
I laughed so hard at that and Im Indigenous. Where are are my fuckin clogs!!
Haven't laughed so much in years. Great work.
"the other 70% are full time" oh man that was good
This is just exceptional. Thank you.
I'm not sure what exactly this is, but it's funny. And I like it.
Bloody hilarious mate! Remember most Australian racism is not meant to offend, we use it as an icebreaker and camaraderie, its just who we are.
Cheers
What a hilarious series! A real pity there are so few episodes.
Absolutely fantastic! Great work team! Funny, true and on point...
Maaaaaate, this is pretty funny stuff. As an Aussie guy I love the way you have cleverly poked fun at many of the stereotypes we have. Good on you.