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  • Опубліковано 2 гру 2021
  • / danooct1
    More discerning viewers will notice that DOSKEY is a COM file, not an EXE, and thus executing it/expecting it to do anything related to an EXE infecting virus is an effort in futility. That's what I get for assuming it gets infected without actually checking the extension/file size. Let that be an important lesson to all of you - like the old saying goes, if you assume, then you don't get your computer infected by a virus that threatens to cut you into little pieces. Or something, I don't know.
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КОМЕНТАРІ • 286

  • @sprolyborn2554
    @sprolyborn2554 2 роки тому +178

    Plot Twist: The message "one of these days im going to cut you into little pieces" is actually Dan himself threatening Vsafe.

  • @cameronbosch1213
    @cameronbosch1213 2 роки тому +379

    We need a malware tier list from Dan. S tier is the best malware, while F-Tier is bad or doesn't work.

    • @biddyfox
      @biddyfox 2 роки тому +12

      I'd love to hear anyone's virus tierlist, actually. has anyone made one of those tiermaker things for viruses? also Funsoul S tier forever

    • @cameronbosch1213
      @cameronbosch1213 2 роки тому +7

      @@biddyfox One of my favorites would actually be (if he could get it to work, unfortunately) CMOSDead, which is actually even creeper not on a VM but on a standalone. Unfortunately, I've never even been able to get it to work at all, and I think Dan barely got his to work for his video on the VM. Although, Amoeba, SSR, Tequila, and Parrot (I actually requested it many years before he actually did it) are some of my favorites.

    • @AaronOfMpls
      @AaronOfMpls 2 роки тому +3

      @@cameronbosch1213 Yah, he had the CIH virus brick an actual PC once, but not CMOSDead.
      EDIT: CIH -- ua-cam.com/video/RrnWFAx5vJg/v-deo.html

    • @KatyaAbc575
      @KatyaAbc575 2 роки тому +2

      Put CIH on S+ tier.

    • @mentalcelstefan7086
      @mentalcelstefan7086 2 роки тому +1

      I'd love to see that!

  • @jackieblue8718
    @jackieblue8718 2 роки тому +86

    When Dan says "you bet I wish to continue" at the VSafe prompt, it reminded me of when Theo in Die Hard breaks through the security lock and tells the Nakatomi computer, "You bet your ass I wish to proceed!"

    • @danooct1
      @danooct1  2 роки тому +36

      haha, you picked up on that reference. well done

    • @JadenYukifan28
      @JadenYukifan28 10 місяців тому

      @@danooct1 I was not aware of it being a Pink Floyd reference, that was cool.

  • @tuckman6958
    @tuckman6958 2 роки тому +552

    My professor in my computer science class showed the class one of your videos and I’m really glad to see your still making videos like this :)

    • @danooct1
      @danooct1  2 роки тому +226

      wow, that's awesome. I'm glad it was mentioned in a good way in a computer science class rather than an example of how not to make videos in some videography 101 course...
      I'm glad you enjoy the videos!

    • @CAMSLAYER13
      @CAMSLAYER13 2 роки тому +39

      @@AxxLAfriku what you should stop doing is making bullshit comments

    • @Ecl1p5e-MM8BDM
      @Ecl1p5e-MM8BDM 2 роки тому +1

      @@AxxLAfriku bro do a collab with dan

    • @JasperFoxo
      @JasperFoxo 2 роки тому +2

      what video was it?

    • @il6220
      @il6220 2 роки тому

      @@CAMSLAYER13 amen

  • @Jobby_James
    @Jobby_James 2 роки тому +84

    01:34 I always craved for the day when I can hear the Model M keyboard smash!

  • @92BelluS
    @92BelluS 2 роки тому +234

    i love these old virus videos. What people made back in the day.

    • @GlamStacheessnostalgialounge
      @GlamStacheessnostalgialounge 2 роки тому +31

      I especially love it when they are so badly made that they don't even do what they're supposed to.

    • @Rople50
      @Rople50 2 роки тому +11

      I just love old viruses. So much more creative than modern-day ones.

    • @Ghostscar
      @Ghostscar 2 роки тому +13

      @@Rople50 more creative and less dangerous. In the DOS days many of them was pranks. Today is always the same: stole info, encript info, and really fuck everyones life.

    • @r3zaful
      @r3zaful 2 роки тому +1

      @@Rople50 virus nowadays are more complicated

  • @samuelfreeman6250
    @samuelfreeman6250 2 роки тому +154

    There's always something about Dan saying take care at the end of his videos that just makes my day.

  • @nerd0Chija
    @nerd0Chija 2 роки тому +36

    3:06 Cat.exe virus activated after restart

    • @jackieblue8718
      @jackieblue8718 2 роки тому +1

      Is his cat named Abraxas? Like the virus from one of the videos way back?

    • @flarerik
      @flarerik 2 роки тому +3

      @@jackieblue8718 late reply but the cat's name is Lexus

    • @Swish07
      @Swish07 3 місяці тому

      @@flarerik Late reply but who is Lexus?

    • @willpickles
      @willpickles 3 місяці тому

      @@Swish07his catter

  • @C-Midori
    @C-Midori 2 роки тому +89

    Always love hearing that keyboard, and learning about these lesser-known viruses

    • @C-Midori
      @C-Midori 2 роки тому

      @@pocoraven I’d do anything for that, it’s like a Klondike bar

  • @Carmenifold
    @Carmenifold 2 роки тому +36

    love a creepy little virus like this. just a nice little subtle freaky message, especially in the fact that it only displays the message once. very good. this would make me even more scared of my computer's hidden thoughts as a kid

    • @jasonmartinez5116
      @jasonmartinez5116 Рік тому +1

      The message is actually a reference to the Pink Floyd song One of These Days, where the only lyric is "One of these days I'm going to cut you into little pieces". I guess the virus author was a Pink Floyd fan at the time

  • @shiroiuma
    @shiroiuma 2 роки тому +54

    That's some serious keyboard smashing ASMR.

    • @Door_Into_Summer
      @Door_Into_Summer 2 роки тому +2

      Don't forget the cute kitty in the background!

  • @soundspire360
    @soundspire360 2 роки тому +7

    Your cat must have AV installed, as soon as the virus activated it meowed

  • @inglomi
    @inglomi 2 роки тому +19

    I've never felt so threatened by a virus. That caption (8:11) is like something I'd see in one of those computer screen horror films.

    • @KylesDigitalLab
      @KylesDigitalLab 2 роки тому +11

      Once you realize it's a Pink Floyd reference it's funny

  • @niksnolem
    @niksnolem 2 роки тому +9

    3:06 Cute guest appearance :)

  • @Yaered
    @Yaered 2 роки тому +80

    I'm impressed, six videos atm this year, always looking forward to hearing you hammering on the keyboard and the humming of the computer. Also, poor granny.

    • @danooct1
      @danooct1  2 роки тому +74

      i'm gonna shoot for 10 this year. dunno, it might break youtube's servers.

  • @kmaster9108
    @kmaster9108 2 роки тому +9

    wake up babe danooct1 posted

    • @deathclawplum
      @deathclawplum 2 роки тому

      hope they got good antivirus on the oil rig

  • @AlephNullHFTF
    @AlephNullHFTF 2 роки тому +40

    I'm really glad you're still making the same enjoyable content that I watched when I was a kid. Thanks

  • @cem_unsal
    @cem_unsal 2 роки тому +7

    Here we are again with new upload LET'S GOOO

  • @e_dt
    @e_dt 2 роки тому +4

    wonderful cat sound... no doubt a wonderful cat too

    • @PsychoFizz
      @PsychoFizz 2 роки тому +4

      She is a pain at times, a very persistent cat to say the least lol. But also very gentle and sweet

  • @ardag1439
    @ardag1439 2 роки тому +3

    3:05 I LOVE that boot sound!

  • @lajenehuen260
    @lajenehuen260 2 роки тому +7

    This virus pieces me off

  • @PsychoFizz
    @PsychoFizz 2 роки тому +6

    Good ole Lexus. Attempting to ruin danooct1 videos since 2017.

  • @commander_dolphin5414
    @commander_dolphin5414 2 роки тому +11

    I have watched your videos since like 2015 when I discovered the channel and every now and then re-watch my favorite malware reviewed on the channel.
    If it wasn't for you, I would have not been as interested in Windows 9x and MS-DOS as I am now. My first computer ever had Windows XP on it, and I used it at age 5.
    Almost every day now I'm playing games or listening to music designed for DOS for how much I learned how to use these beauties, most knowledge from your channel.
    Thanks for paving my smarts for vintage machines. Old malware is an extremely underrated subject and is overshadowed by many present-day activities and such.

  • @Aevony
    @Aevony 2 роки тому +7

    Cat is curious about the new video.

  • @JCX4801
    @JCX4801 2 роки тому +7

    It seems to take a lot of work to actually activate these old viruses.

  • @autumnaldusk
    @autumnaldusk 2 роки тому +6

    10 minute danooct vid in 2021 ho shit
    u ok there?
    jokes aside, always a welcome sight to see you alive and well

  • @this_is_not_a_joke
    @this_is_not_a_joke 2 роки тому +5

    now this is a great birthday present

  • @PhirePhlame
    @PhirePhlame 2 роки тому +15

    At first I thought this said "pieces" but then I realized it said "pisces"
    ...then I realized, no, _it actually does say "pieces" after all_

  • @drjakeman
    @drjakeman 2 роки тому +5

    danooct video !

  • @malwaretestingfan
    @malwaretestingfan 2 роки тому +6

    We are truly blessed, you're posting more than you used to.

  • @matthewrease2376
    @matthewrease2376 2 роки тому +2

    The AV locking up as soon as it finds the Virus is hella creepy

  • @deltara2106
    @deltara2106 2 роки тому +3

    *PC turns off* *MEOW*
    I loved that, cats are great.

  • @7heodor36
    @7heodor36 2 роки тому +7

    It's a great day when danooct1 uploads a new video.

  • @derbeserker3453
    @derbeserker3453 2 роки тому +4

    My god, a new upload

  • @vladimirmlotschek3265
    @vladimirmlotschek3265 2 роки тому +2

    I always love seeing a new virus video in my subscriptions box. Thanks for all the *pieces* ;) of content over the years, Dan!

  • @fulliewolfie
    @fulliewolfie 2 роки тому +17

    These videos are so nostalgic. Also, I was just watching another virus related video, and then you uploaded.:)
    P.s. Woah, didn't expect the whole Pink Floyd reference thing.

  • @PainweedingPills
    @PainweedingPills 2 роки тому +3

    All these videos are like going on a museum; except it's a virtual one. Keep up the good work, as always!

  • @ItsSahendra
    @ItsSahendra 2 роки тому +2

    You know it's a good day when good ol' Danooct1 shows up in the subscriptions :')

  • @midnight5142
    @midnight5142 2 роки тому +4

    We have gathered here again to enjoy a virus video from Danooct1

  • @OctoomyYTOfficial
    @OctoomyYTOfficial 2 роки тому +3

    Man, I remember watching you 4-5 years ago and been a casual viewer since then, I am glad that you are still going strong (Sorta).

  • @chudite
    @chudite 2 роки тому +3

    DOS viruses are fascinating. Been a fan of your channel for years, keep it up!

  • @irrigamii
    @irrigamii 2 роки тому +1

    Man, this Packard Bell has been through so much over the years. Happy it's still around after all these years.

  • @fgfhjfhjfbhfghf5771
    @fgfhjfhjfbhfghf5771 Рік тому

    This video has everything i love. Your voice, mechanical keyboard typing, ms-dos, fan noises, cat

  • @Door_Into_Summer
    @Door_Into_Summer 2 роки тому +1

    I loved hearing your cute cat in the background trying to get your attention!

  • @matthall7359
    @matthall7359 2 роки тому

    It’s been wonderful seeing you back!

  • @ka6091
    @ka6091 2 роки тому +1

    grandpa, your favorite malware yt channel uploaded a new video

  • @trqcker
    @trqcker 2 роки тому +3

    Glad to see you once in a while danooct1!
    Hope you are okay in this tough time!😊

  • @cameronbosch1213
    @cameronbosch1213 2 роки тому +10

    3:02 Dan's system has fallen to pieces.
    I'm sorry, but I had to do that. Nice to see your uploads again Dan!

    • @near5148
      @near5148 2 роки тому

      Dan used shut down

  • @Neithan_Hirsch
    @Neithan_Hirsch 2 роки тому

    Hello dan. Glad you are still making videos since i've been watching since 2016 and I really find them interesting

  • @solidsnake3292
    @solidsnake3292 9 місяців тому

    One of these days is my favorite song. automatic 10/10 virus despite how many times it failed to activate.

  • @Bellefelle
    @Bellefelle 2 роки тому

    Love still watching your channel everyday
    Thank you for still covering viruses

  • @TheRealDanePULEZ
    @TheRealDanePULEZ 2 роки тому +6

    Happy early christmas dan, also nice vid!

  • @kilgarragh
    @kilgarragh Рік тому

    "and you can see that for yourself"
    *aggressive key mashing*

  • @thehylian6984
    @thehylian6984 2 роки тому +1

    3:20 always love that startup noise. sad that theres nothing about it on the internet

  • @ThatOneBonk
    @ThatOneBonk 2 роки тому +2

    The way this video looks is so awesome I actually thought it was an emulator with badass graphics at first. Great job.

  • @meowskullsreal
    @meowskullsreal 2 роки тому +3

    New danooct1 upload let's goooooo

  • @sjogosPT
    @sjogosPT 2 роки тому

    I love your computer POST sound. The best boot sequence sound i ever ear.

  • @BiohazardStudios
    @BiohazardStudios 2 роки тому

    Welcome back danooct1
    Love your videos
    Very informative and very inspiring for my animated stories

  • @Josh..420
    @Josh..420 2 роки тому

    always look forward to a narther danooct1 upload =)

  • @rypokemon7336
    @rypokemon7336 2 роки тому +4

    Our lord and savior is back!

  • @failure9525
    @failure9525 2 роки тому +14

    These kinds of videos are amazing I have really never got into computer malware and virus but hey first time for everything I guess

    • @failure9525
      @failure9525 2 роки тому

      Also how does a person get rid of a Trojan virus on a phone phone ❔

    • @Nasiulciaa
      @Nasiulciaa 2 роки тому +1

      @@failure9525 by using an antivirus I guess lol

    • @failure9525
      @failure9525 2 роки тому

      @@Nasiulciaa I tried to download an antivirus all it did was lag my phone really bad 😧

    • @Nasiulciaa
      @Nasiulciaa 2 роки тому

      @@failure9525 download, scan, uninstall

  • @RetronicsMusic
    @RetronicsMusic 2 роки тому +3

    hes back

  • @deadcelll
    @deadcelll 2 роки тому +1

    The pieces virus
    "It's exactly what you think it is"

  • @obertone3242
    @obertone3242 2 роки тому +4

    Why is the antivirus more obtrusive than the virus?

  • @magawengway
    @magawengway 2 роки тому +1

    Cute little meow at 3:06!

  • @cambridgeport90
    @cambridgeport90 2 роки тому +3

    Thanks, Dan! Keep it up. If it wasn't for your videos, many of these mostly hilarious and entertaining creations of some of the most infamous malware authors would have been consigned to history long ago (the majority of AV firms no longer keep records in their encyclopedias regarding these older pieces (see what I did there?)) Either way... you and Rogueamp are our last hope at keeping this side of the tech industry, for lack of a better word, alive.

    • @jackieblue8718
      @jackieblue8718 2 роки тому +2

      Malware Wiki is a fascinating historic encyclopedia of vintage/obscure viruses over the decades. It even has entries about the hackers/teams themselves. I think all the ones in Dan's videos have articles on there.

    • @cambridgeport90
      @cambridgeport90 2 роки тому

      @@jackieblue8718 I'm going to have some fun browsing, then.

    • @cambridgeport90
      @cambridgeport90 2 роки тому

      @@jackieblue8718 I was going through that a few days ago... think I might make an account so that I can at least help with editing and what not.

  • @Luka-lm1pr
    @Luka-lm1pr 2 роки тому

    what a pleasant surprise! never fails to excite me when you upload Dan :D

  • @cftvdata
    @cftvdata 2 роки тому

    I like how the auto-generated captions interpret your furious hammering of keys around the 0:58 mark as "[music]".

  • @ateapot292
    @ateapot292 2 роки тому +5

    I watched the whole video waiting to see what it would do, and when it printed that I immediately thought, "That's a Pink Floyd reference! Oh, I hope Dan mentions that."

  • @extrememeowman3782
    @extrememeowman3782 2 роки тому

    Danooct1:Not now, Alexis.
    Alexis 2 seconds ago:Meow!
    Me:Aw, you have a cat?

  • @darknesskingsized8996
    @darknesskingsized8996 2 роки тому +9

    Guys I wanna see more of this cat. She's super cute!

    • @PsychoFizz
      @PsychoFizz 2 роки тому +4

      I post regular pics on twitter of her haha her name is Lexus and she is a treasure. We also have another cat named buster

  • @AtrocityEquine01
    @AtrocityEquine01 2 роки тому

    Hearing the old PC noises brings me memories of when I had a PC like this as a young kid in Mexico.

  • @agabrield
    @agabrield 2 роки тому +4

    01:34 This is my ASMR

  • @starinq
    @starinq 2 роки тому

    Always a good day when you upload a video.

  • @voca-chan7953
    @voca-chan7953 2 роки тому

    I had a pretty rough week, but seeing this video in my notifications as I was in school made me really happy. :)

  • @andresbravo2003
    @andresbravo2003 2 роки тому +7

    I appreciate you man. Pieces might be interesting.

  • @skibidirizzohio69
    @skibidirizzohio69 2 роки тому +1

    ive been watching you since i was 9, i found your videos so interesting

  • @ratclo
    @ratclo 2 роки тому

    very nice video Dan!! thanks for always making great content and virus videos

  • @iceymonster4675
    @iceymonster4675 2 роки тому

    Huh, instantly thought of the music preview of Gallows on ITG when the message popped up. Love the videos! :D

  • @staridite
    @staridite 2 роки тому

    i love watching these videos, thank you ❤️

  • @JohnGames-gz7ue
    @JohnGames-gz7ue 2 роки тому +2

    Hey, Just to let you know I’ve been watching you since I was 6 years old. Seeing you upload brings a smile on my face and you are the reason I got into computers. I know you won’t respond but I hope you see this at least. Thanks.

    • @PsychoFizz
      @PsychoFizz 2 роки тому +4

      Dan’s girlfriend here, will pass along your message! He always appreciates seeing these kind of comments :) have a great day

    • @JohnGames-gz7ue
      @JohnGames-gz7ue 2 роки тому +2

      @@PsychoFizz you to thanks

  • @ricogoins
    @ricogoins 2 роки тому

    Wow new danooct1 video this is the time of my life

  • @ashleybyrd2015
    @ashleybyrd2015 2 роки тому +1

    Hooray, a danooct1 video!

  • @CamaroSS2009
    @CamaroSS2009 2 роки тому

    A new Dan video?! It's a Christmas miracle!

  • @FlipEatingTaco
    @FlipEatingTaco 2 роки тому +1

    That “Hello everyone” is top 10 coolest word i ever heard

  • @he_was_a_skater_dog
    @he_was_a_skater_dog 2 роки тому

    bro this channel is awesome, love it

  • @somethingintheway151
    @somethingintheway151 2 роки тому +1

    I love your videos so much keep up the good work

  • @Shymarxd
    @Shymarxd 2 роки тому +1

    I JUST COULDN'T WAIT ANYMKRE TO YOU TO POST A NEW VIDEO, BUT FINALLY YOU DID!!! 💀💀💀

  • @SoulcatcherLucario
    @SoulcatcherLucario 2 роки тому +1

    holy shit a 10 minute dos video, this is gonna be good

  • @l-l
    @l-l 2 роки тому +1

    Thank you for the cute photo of what I think I heard was Alexis.

  • @youtube.commentator
    @youtube.commentator 2 роки тому

    Love your content, thanks for another upload

  • @technologytime69
    @technologytime69 2 роки тому +1

    The legend is back

  • @brian8152
    @brian8152 2 роки тому

    i love that right when you hit the power button your cat meowed lol

  • @intel386DX
    @intel386DX 2 роки тому

    Lovely colors ,especially this baby blue on the interface

  • @acidcowboi
    @acidcowboi 2 роки тому

    it's just great to hear the machine booting up again

  • @toxidworm
    @toxidworm 2 роки тому +1

    video after 100 years!

  • @dydysh99
    @dydysh99 Рік тому

    Lexus at 3:06 be like „Hey hooman, why can’t I kill that virus?” :D

  • @wiiboy0345
    @wiiboy0345 2 роки тому

    I really enjoy your videos!

  • @xephyr01
    @xephyr01 Рік тому +1

    3:06 the cat awwww 💘😽🐱

  • @bsherman8236
    @bsherman8236 2 роки тому

    This is mesmerazing for some reason