If Your Card Declined at Therapy:

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  • Опубліковано 27 жов 2024

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  • @Firemaster27
    @Firemaster27 15 днів тому +2041

    “It’s giving my NOSE ptsd” Bro 💀
    The war clearly didn’t hurt his sense of smell..

    • @trainsonpickles
      @trainsonpickles 15 днів тому +58

      Or humor either 😂

    • @itsmchd
      @itsmchd 14 днів тому +11

      ​@@trainsonpickles he just bein real😂

    • @pauloazuela8488
      @pauloazuela8488 4 дні тому

      It has to be so bad, it's causing that to his noise. Since in the war he probably smelled a lot of rotten food, gunpowder and rotting bodies.

  • @thevillager8339
    @thevillager8339 15 днів тому +1264

    "In the house I fcking paid for" The narrator is finnaly loosing his shit. What took him so long

  • @instentproductions3180
    @instentproductions3180 15 днів тому +993

    Na the homeless guy should be a mainstay

  • @backuptokeshav
    @backuptokeshav 15 днів тому +535

    petition to make the homeless homie a permanent side character

  • @iancido4412
    @iancido4412 15 днів тому +400

    bro never runs out of roasts 💀

  • @jaredjoe133
    @jaredjoe133 15 днів тому +260

    Love how this is turning into a series

    • @sebastiansanchez7177
      @sebastiansanchez7177 15 днів тому +8

      ikr! espero que vengan muchos mas videos en el futuro de este terapista! al menos que termine como el personaje de bruce willis en el sexto sentido XD

  • @jaredjoe133
    @jaredjoe133 15 днів тому +319

    I did not expect the narrator to lose it 0:39

    • @sora.184
      @sora.184 15 днів тому +14

      He had every right

  • @Qyubij
    @Qyubij 15 днів тому +1817

    How is this guy still in business💀

    • @Shallot3745
      @Shallot3745 15 днів тому +137

      Becaus of the people that need the truth, like the anime one

    • @Pukeprincess
      @Pukeprincess 15 днів тому +46

      He's funny and honest

    • @ryanthered2060
      @ryanthered2060 15 днів тому +21

      Stockholm syndrome

    • @vincaszemaitis8423
      @vincaszemaitis8423 15 днів тому +32

      Money, cuz therapy sessions cost around 500 and he has more than 600 ratings, meaning He made more than 300k

    • @Roman-Noodlez
      @Roman-Noodlez 15 днів тому +15

      Because he’s a celebrity and has fans

  • @omaralmohammad1005
    @omaralmohammad1005 15 днів тому +171

    The narrator lore is getting expanded on

  • @Koviska_Crimnskall
    @Koviska_Crimnskall 15 днів тому +90

    I love how honest Doctor V. Blane is 🙏
    Seeing Doctor V. Blane bring his client to a Vietnamese War vet. was also very comical

  • @Ragnathegoat
    @Ragnathegoat 15 днів тому +780

    “You know who else wishes they never came? Your dad” 💀

    • @ElectraQuincy-w1q
      @ElectraQuincy-w1q 15 днів тому +12

      💀👏👏👏👏💀

    • @Dr.Infin8ty3810
      @Dr.Infin8ty3810 15 днів тому +15

      Once i heard the question , i already knew the answer

    • @Coller_2G
      @Coller_2G 15 днів тому

      ​@@ElectraQuincy-w1qDo you think the music I'm putting out is good? 🤔😥

    • @Zippylaps
      @Zippylaps 15 днів тому +2

      yeah we also watched the fucking video

    • @markponce6211
      @markponce6211 15 днів тому +1

      Which dad?

  • @pawan4920
    @pawan4920 15 днів тому +172

    1:10 BROOOOOO

  • @silahlpikachu9369
    @silahlpikachu9369 15 днів тому +82

    judge: are you gonna say truth nothing but the truth?
    meanwwhile doctor blane:

    • @Ethan-cz8xq
      @Ethan-cz8xq 15 днів тому +6

      You make a good point. They should make a lawsuit episode

    • @silahlpikachu9369
      @silahlpikachu9369 15 днів тому +2

      @@Ethan-cz8xq that'd be fire

  • @wackos392
    @wackos392 15 днів тому +44

    the narrator lore drop is crazy

    • @papitakiwi
      @papitakiwi 15 днів тому +3

      I feel kinda bad for him

  • @CyguhijcDatsun
    @CyguhijcDatsun 10 днів тому +132

    aimentalhealthadvisor AI fixes this (AI Mental Health Advisor). Card declined at therapy experience.

  • @EnderMorningstar
    @EnderMorningstar 15 днів тому +19

    Brooooo!!! That addition of a homeless man to the skit was creative to the narrative. Did not expect that.

  • @TheOnlyPunklord
    @TheOnlyPunklord 15 днів тому +27

    Make that homeless guy a reoccurring character, PLEEEASE, I LOVE HIM!

  • @warriorwolf3588
    @warriorwolf3588 15 днів тому +17

    The veteran just earn the roasting medal 😂😂😂😂 1:11

  • @MmmMmph1968
    @MmmMmph1968 15 днів тому +14

    Dr. Victor Blane is a genius

  • @EuniceRyan-yw1mr
    @EuniceRyan-yw1mr 15 днів тому +24

    Enjoyed every second vid! You did great!

    • @Vernors_
      @Vernors_ 15 днів тому +5

      Man what a great bot comment

  • @D0CZXT
    @D0CZXT 15 днів тому +100

    Unpopular Opinion: People have made "mental health" a scapegoat for all their problems

    • @soorej91
      @soorej91 15 днів тому +3

      not blaine

    • @Endrgamr262
      @Endrgamr262 15 днів тому +9

      Your right hence why when Dr Blaine does his thing they react extremely badly because he tells the truth not what they want to hear

    • @aarontharakan7794
      @aarontharakan7794 15 днів тому +3

      agreed

    • @waterholic9271
      @waterholic9271 15 днів тому +2

      Unpopular indeed

    • @wonkbonk2
      @wonkbonk2 15 днів тому +2

      No

  • @willienelsongonzalez4609
    @willienelsongonzalez4609 15 днів тому +2

    My man! Dr Victor Blaine is simply the greatest! He is the GOAT of therapy! 😂

  • @JustCallMeAliIGuess
    @JustCallMeAliIGuess 3 дні тому +1

    I was expecting the dude to pull out a “your mom” joke.

  • @GalinhoFC
    @GalinhoFC 15 днів тому +8

    Can already tell the homeless guy is gonna be a new regular 😂

  • @colorless6615
    @colorless6615 15 днів тому +2

    This has become my favorite UA-cam series😂

  • @incoporealmage294
    @incoporealmage294 15 днів тому +2

    We love Dr. Victor Blaine ❤

  • @Ok_I_Pull_Up69420
    @Ok_I_Pull_Up69420 12 днів тому

    I blane myself for coming back these videos

  • @Silk80
    @Silk80 15 днів тому +13

    Homeless was saying facts

  • @bhumikayadav9663
    @bhumikayadav9663 15 днів тому +17

    feeling bad for narrator

  • @Blaze_Bro
    @Blaze_Bro 15 днів тому +5

    I need to see the homeless veteran more

  • @joe_mox
    @joe_mox 15 днів тому +5

    Call me crazy but I think Dr Victor Blane should run for president!

    • @joe_mox
      @joe_mox 15 днів тому +2

      Nah... and honest politician? He will end up like JFK💀

  • @mubashira3378
    @mubashira3378 9 днів тому +1

    I feel like Dr. Blane must have a backstory for always deciding to tell the brutal truth 😂

  • @TheTAB56
    @TheTAB56 14 днів тому +2

    BarBRUH slept with 17 Guys?!! IN THE HOUSE THE NARRATOR F'IN PAID FOR??
    We need more of The Narrator's Lore now!

  • @CyclopsInASuit
    @CyclopsInASuit 14 днів тому +3

    "Yeah, you should be fata**" I LOST IT HERE LMFAOO 😭

  • @observeut
    @observeut 15 днів тому +1

    This girl is a good actress

  • @DebraBrodie-uz4ki
    @DebraBrodie-uz4ki 15 днів тому +16

    I can't believe how good this turned out!

  • @CJ0611
    @CJ0611 15 днів тому +9

    MORE NARRATOR LORE 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

  • @lowtide84
    @lowtide84 15 днів тому +3

    Dang! You know it's bad when a homeless veteran roasts you like a rotisserie chicken.

  • @yeabtamirat9688
    @yeabtamirat9688 14 годин тому

    "The truth will set you free"

  • @stephensaikawa
    @stephensaikawa 15 днів тому +4

    In the house I fucking paid for, damm Narator needs therapy as well.

  • @joe_tango
    @joe_tango 15 днів тому +2

    This opening is wild af Lol

  • @Simha_Gamerz
    @Simha_Gamerz 12 днів тому +1

    The narrator is the second best character

  • @GhostWrapper
    @GhostWrapper 15 днів тому +4

    “Your Dad” I cried😂

  • @paucanet7090
    @paucanet7090 15 днів тому +2

    At this point he is just straight up insulting

  • @suwuyeja
    @suwuyeja 14 днів тому +3

    narrator was abt to crash out💀

  • @pjtorresjr
    @pjtorresjr 14 днів тому +1

    Nasal PTSD is hella savage 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @old.leming
    @old.leming 15 днів тому +1

    Dear doctor never disappoints 😝

  • @tr_aux
    @tr_aux 15 днів тому

    i’ve never seen a better intro to a video in my entire life

  • @DieselMcBadass1
    @DieselMcBadass1 15 днів тому

    always good to see the legendary dr victor Blane

  • @RMG4M32
    @RMG4M32 15 днів тому

    I can binge watch this all day

  • @zgpgdewanbaghi9606
    @zgpgdewanbaghi9606 14 днів тому

    "Her 'bush' Stinks of the man she has slain " - Homeless War Vet !!

  • @coolpix1239
    @coolpix1239 11 днів тому

    We need more of dr blane!!!!!!

  • @naturalace5375
    @naturalace5375 15 днів тому +1

    Imagine a client accepting Dr. Victor Blane's rude comments and saying, "You know what doctor? You are absolutely right!"

  • @nooneyouknow239
    @nooneyouknow239 11 днів тому +1

    Dr Blane is the Dr House of therapy.

  • @CheetyCheetah1
    @CheetyCheetah1 15 днів тому

    props to the fact they’ve been posting everyday

  • @neverblockhit2934
    @neverblockhit2934 5 днів тому +1

    Maybe they should get the camera guy to go to Dr Blane..

  • @RoyalHAMM
    @RoyalHAMM 15 днів тому +1

    💀 you surprised me by staying here

  • @mrstrange1062
    @mrstrange1062 13 днів тому

    We need a collaboration between dr Victor Blaine and Dr Roy Smith

  • @ryanvelez6367
    @ryanvelez6367 15 днів тому

    I love Dr Blaine has become Andy’s #1 character

  • @skkskk
    @skkskk 15 днів тому +2

    @1:10 Let him cook 🗣🗣🔥🔥🔥

  • @JackDunstun
    @JackDunstun 15 днів тому

    Ron is an absolute SAVAGE😂... literally💀

  • @soos.mpvier3187
    @soos.mpvier3187 День тому

    That homeless guy was Victors master

  • @jacobpaniagua9691
    @jacobpaniagua9691 15 днів тому +2

    "giving my nose PTSD"!!!

  • @martinfrancis1371
    @martinfrancis1371 15 днів тому

    We need more people like Dr victor blane😂

  • @RoundOfApplauseChannel
    @RoundOfApplauseChannel 3 дні тому

    “You know who else wished they never came? Your Dad!!" 😂🤣
    “You've already let 17 guys do that this month, I'M GOOD!!" 💅😐
    “Bih kit kat giving my NOSE 👃 P TSD!!" Bruhhhh I holla'd at those parts!! Legendary!! 😂🤣😭

  • @JackDunstun
    @JackDunstun 15 днів тому

    0 stars for the TRUTH, thats diabolical

  • @abhigayansharma752
    @abhigayansharma752 15 днів тому +1

    I just see dr blames face and know shit is about to go down

  • @TylernsuchPvP
    @TylernsuchPvP 15 днів тому

    Wish this dude was my therapist ngl

  • @shivachandra6704
    @shivachandra6704 15 днів тому

    "...Excuse Me" Yes we need more of the narrator going apeshit.

  • @Richard-dq6if
    @Richard-dq6if 15 днів тому +1

    Narrator lore getting deep 🗿

  • @kruppcaptainunderpants3011
    @kruppcaptainunderpants3011 14 днів тому

    We need a victor blame origin story

  • @wektor3592
    @wektor3592 15 днів тому

    The Victor Blane grind continues 💪

  • @peacefullyok
    @peacefullyok 14 днів тому

    bro has a therapist's voice

  • @Hug02002
    @Hug02002 15 днів тому

    "im a therapist but business is business" 💁‍♂️🤷‍♂️

  • @Cosmic-Crater
    @Cosmic-Crater 15 днів тому +1

    Damn more narrator lore

  • @zamsasu2004
    @zamsasu2004 11 днів тому

    This guy is so awesome

  • @maxdanno5221
    @maxdanno5221 15 днів тому

    i want him to teach me how he comes up with all those roasts

  • @guoandy9974
    @guoandy9974 15 днів тому

    Dr.Blane needs a philosopher patient

  • @D.M.S.
    @D.M.S. 14 днів тому

    I would like to see an episode in which a patient says the worst things imaginable about themselves, and Blane does honestly not agree.

  • @AnonymoosePKM
    @AnonymoosePKM 4 дні тому

    narrator lore is crazy. he is desmond's father too...

  • @Kaito57
    @Kaito57 15 днів тому

    We all need a Doctor V.Blane in our lives...

  • @abdDev_
    @abdDev_ 15 днів тому +1

    Justice for the narrator 😭

  • @ThDynamicGamer
    @ThDynamicGamer 15 днів тому +1

    0:05 I thought he was going to say "your kids" 💀

  • @brandonhughes4076
    @brandonhughes4076 15 днів тому

    I'm just here for the ever-expanding lore on the narrator's ex wife

  • @Richard-dq6if
    @Richard-dq6if 15 днів тому

    Our doctor is like an avg Asian doctor, spitting facts and telling the truth 💀

  • @that1mf421
    @that1mf421 15 днів тому +3

    I love the videos

  • @trainsonpickles
    @trainsonpickles 15 днів тому

    Dr. Victor Blane paid for my silence

  • @theaceattorneyshowonteevee1228
    @theaceattorneyshowonteevee1228 15 днів тому +4

    DOCTOR BLANE 😍😍

  • @shadmanzahid9588
    @shadmanzahid9588 15 днів тому

    New Narrator lore unlocked

  • @Tanglemango677
    @Tanglemango677 13 днів тому

    1:10 is wild

  • @timmytheskeleton-wo3iz
    @timmytheskeleton-wo3iz 15 днів тому +4

    You know who also wish they never came you're dad is crazy 💀💀💀

  • @elcaponeholyemperorofnj1169
    @elcaponeholyemperorofnj1169 12 днів тому

    Man should be a drill instructor

  • @pablopj
    @pablopj 15 днів тому +1

    The narrator got trauma 😭😭😭

  • @manasuniyal2897
    @manasuniyal2897 15 днів тому

    DR Blame tells a homeless to buy a home . He is a genius

  • @professorforce6189
    @professorforce6189 15 днів тому

    I wonder if Dr Blane can be tricked into lying

  • @KunalDuttKDUTT
    @KunalDuttKDUTT 15 днів тому

    Dr Victor Blane for President

  • @JohnnyMcMenamin
    @JohnnyMcMenamin 14 днів тому

    That ending 💀

  • @geraldvalle9409
    @geraldvalle9409 15 днів тому

    Been a fan before u even star uploading ur stuff in yt, hehehe

  • @bladerj
    @bladerj 15 днів тому

    i cant believe it took me this long to get the doctor victim blame on his name lol

    • @kingvejita8827
      @kingvejita8827 15 днів тому

      wisdom has been chasing you but you've always been faster

  • @Vernors_
    @Vernors_ 15 днів тому +2

    OIL UP🗣📣🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥