@@MatthewMurraycogswothNah, his advices are true, if they are good? No, not all the time. He is being rude and inconsiderate on top of being truthful. It is his delivery and snarky remarks that make him bad
@@SouL-ob5wx man, you can feel worse and actually improve. For example, i can go to the gym and feel very bad, but i will still get muscles by exercising in the right way, and that is still improvement.
@@mikeuuby Tired doesn't mean bad. Depressed, sad and other feelings like that mean bad. Physical improvement is completely different from mental improvement. If you exercise, then no matter how you feel, you will get more in shape because that's your body. But if you go to the therapist and feel even more depressed after that, you won't improve because that's your mind.
"My job is to help clients improve, not to make them feel better. That's what booze is for." Truer words have not been spoken. If you want to trauma dump, why spend your money on someone who is there to solve your problems?
They do that so that the patient would be open for a solution. People build wall around themselves when they hear what they dont want to hear. Its more effective to flatter them, or gaslight them into thinking its not their fault. People are sheeps, and its easier herding them if they're happy.
Love how people nowadays stereotype those who work hard to help the mentally struggling as bad people who make everyone softies for profit In that case do doctors diagnose us with non-existent illnesses to make us pay for medicine ?
@@a2yung930 No but this method is not limited to therapies. It is used by sales, diplomat, account executive, etc as well. It is also literally taught to salemen during their orientation.
Damn, I don't care what anyone says.. this Therapist is legit. This video has revealed more problems with therapy today through comedy than I have seen before.
@Ungabunga.44 Hmm.. I am guessing you have been to therapy. And I am not diminishing even a little how important and useful therapy can be to people who just need some emtional help and guidance to get through tough times.
Honestly....this was therapeutic for me. I had been nursing a breakup that happened months ago. It really helped to just hear someone say get over it. I mean...logically it clouded the B.S. so I could start dating again. This is a good technique.
Yes this is the most efficient way but people are too soft because a large majority of people these days are very egocentric and narcissistic. I' no exception I'm a little more egocentric than I'd like to be
@@doormatcat who asked? Tf you narcissistic about? You ain't worth sht. I'm surprised you love yourself this much considering nobody else will. (Is it working?)
I want a therapist like this, I'm going there to improve, not just have someone listen to me for an hour and take $200. I want to be told what I did wrong so I can fix it and move on.
Honestly. This shit probably works really well for some people. Rather than slowly easing the pain to get the most money out of it, bro justs ends the issue instantly as the client slowly realizes how effective this advice might be for some of them, especially the guy getting robbed daily.
Reminds me of a realization I had a while ago. Bullies are generally right, and the way to defeat them is to steal their ammunition from them by solving/addressing the topic of the bullying.
@@AcademicDisappointmenthow you came to that nonsensical idea, I don’t know. That isn’t what I said, at all. Bullying is done largely for status. Bullies will often find an aspect of status that their target is lacking in. When your enemies warn you of your weaknesses, those are the things to improve. When a bully tries to diminish the intelligence of their victim, for example that’s generally because the bully recognizes that, mentally, they are outpaced by their target. If a bully calls you physically weak, that bully is reminding you that you’d be higher-status (in general) than they are if you were stronger than they are. Bullies are scared to lose their status. Once, as a young teen, I was backed into a corner and called a f*gg*t by my classmate, so I slapped him across the face, and said “I’ll hit you like one.” He ran off, crying, to his mother. Here he is, accusing me of being feminine, and yet a mild slap to the face made him run off and cry. Status challenge, and he lost.
🎯 Key Takeaways for quick navigation: 00:00 🩺 Dr. Victor Blaine, a therapist with a zero-star rating, attributes it to his brutally honest approach. 00:26 💰 Dr. Blaine is unapologetic about low reviews, as negative feedback doesn't affect his income. 01:08 🗣️ He's known for his bluntness, even if it's hard for some clients to hear, as he believes in delivering unfiltered truths. 02:02 🚫 Dr. Blaine doesn't sugarcoat things, even when it comes to sensitive topics like clients' behavior and past trauma. 03:54 🤔 He sees his role as helping clients improve rather than simply making them feel better, embracing a tough-love approach. Made with HARPA AI
there's 2 people whose go to therapist -"you have to make me feel better, that's what i pay for" -"why would i pay someone to tell me what i wanna hear!"
I know a girl who is 25, has a body count in the hundreds, and drinks til she passes out 7 days a week. She actually uses the “childhood trauma” line as a personality trait. Her parents got divorced….when she was 17. The most ironic thing is that she wants to major in psychology 😂😂😂
@@superl8296call me crazy, but your parents divorcing at 17 doesn’t constitute trauma. It’s called growing up. And the point is that all these problems could be fixed by her own decisions - which is the point of this video. People don’t want to take accountability. They want to blame others and have someone tell them it’s okay
@@puffdaddy4537it's a bit easy though to decide for her it ain't trauma. And whether people are wrong or not, and whether they put themselves in this shitty situation or not, if you care you do what you can to help
@@capotthomas9719"Oh my god, help me!! the alcohol is forcing me to drink it!!!" "The men I have sex with took away my responsibility to choose who I lay with!!!"
@Ungabunga.44 Do what exactly to people? I get that you're a softie but remember that this video is a joke, so obviously sometimes he's telling the truth and sometimes he's just roasting them, or both. I obviously wouldn’t want a therapist that is roasting me with the truth just to be mean, but as was said in the video, therapy should make YOU better, not make you FEEL better. You cannot go up in life if you don't know where you even are and which direction is up.
I love how he shows the difference between being direct and brutally honest. Being direct is helpful to a client because it forces them to confront a necessary truth. However, he's brutally honest which can be harmful if his feelings are irrelevant to the client's issue. Like the boyfriend's death, he wanted to change the subject to make himself more comfortable rather than do his job.
This is exactly why I don’t never tell people the hard cold sad unfiltered truth about everything but I get what he’s saying but however it’s just too much to handle for some people who can’t take it I’m not the kind of person to hurt others feelings or make them feel bad about themselves I don’t know maybe I’m just too nice but either way I don’t care about that I rather make up some lies and bend the truth than tell them something that others don’t want to hear
The main issue why therapy doesn't work that well, is because people tend to lie or unknowingly misremember things that includes leaving critical information out. If the therapist starts with being upfront about things, it might get the ball rolling for the clients to become more upfront with themselves. This man knows his field.
The therapist when the card declines :
💀
Money talks
theRAPIST
@@Drizzyxstrangerthingsyou?
Very original
"I'm 200 for the hour, why're you here "💀
He's not wrong
For real you can't pay for bills or feed your family but you got money for therapy 🤣🤣🤣
He ain't even 'not wrong' he just ironly slaps you with a wake up call from reality
As he said that, I read your comment
fax🤣
+1
"Damn, i didn't know i was telepathic"
That's gold
That was smooth. That was the transfer from spitting facts to whining his feelings about them.
Hahahah
The fact that a lot ppl today honestly need his advice is crazy
Never changed just more public
Bro you literally missed the entire point of the satire skit😭
Nah tbr I agree with this statement. Lotta these people should jus listen to him
People are very deluded in today's world
@@spoongaming9507the point of the skit is that therapists lie to you for a check, and that nobody really wants to hear the truth
"They don't wannna improve, they just wanna Trauma dump" bro spilling facts
They don't wanna improve, they just wanna start drama 🙄
My man spitting fax.
This guy has gotta be the best character he's come up with 🤣
Ryan is still the og
Ryan the undercover straight agent is his best character.
@@Philippecastro427that’s Private Ryan to you
"Dayum! I didnt know it was telepathic" 💀💀
😂😂😂
I couldn't stop laughing to that
@@a.greywolfe4056 faxs😂
😂😂😂😂💀💀💀
😂
"Why are you grinding so hard, their isn't a hall of fame for body count" damn I might have to use that one 😂😂
There is absolutely a body count hall of fame
@@MANTUEFLIE2 Hall of Shame
Thats where we know mia kahilfa
@@MANTUEFLIE2Hall of infamy maybe
don't you mean "there"
"At that point, it's his money. I don't know what to tell you." im crying😂😂😂😂
This is exactly what I would sound like if I were a therapist, and that's exactly why I'm not a therapist.
That's why you'll never be a therapist
@@ChanyeolChanyeol-ko4rhwho are you to tell what people can't become 😕
@@ramy7866 I'm me and I can tell it by his perception
Sadly for you you are already a therapist that doesn't get paid and doesn't know he is one
That's why you SHOULD be a therapist
I wonder if we can see a future where some of his clients actually turned their life around
like in Saw, they'll eventually help him deliver no (nonsense) therapy
Nahh, women don't change 🤣🤣
@@nautilusmc7552”omg, you’re so misogynistic!”
@@nautilusmc7552 What is blud saying
@@nautilusmc7552buddy u can’t be talking about women you’ve never actually talked to one
“Facts don’t care about your feelings, and neither do I.”
That’s a cold line, but he definitely ain’t wrong.
True
That's Absolite truth
Victor is the therapist people deserve but not the one they need right now. I am proud of you Victor !!!
Isn't it "need but don't deserve"? Or did you mean what you said?
@@TheDoerOfRandomStuff I'm pretty sure he meant what he said lmao
@@TheDoerOfRandomStuffI think it’s from a Batman movie
@@Itmeb ok
@@TheDoerOfRandomStuff People definitely dont need a therapist like this one. But goddamn some of the whiney bitches irl really deserve him.
“I’m a therapist, not a babysitter.” That line goes hard asf!!!
💀 I think the fact that half the time his advices are actually good make it so much worse
I think you have a low opinion of yourself cause he's not right half the time, maybe like 10% of the time, tops.
@@MatthewMurraycogswoth Technically she could have had another one by now
@@MatthewMurraycogswothNah, his advices are true, if they are good? No, not all the time. He is being rude and inconsiderate on top of being truthful. It is his delivery and snarky remarks that make him bad
@@smolbean2263 could have had 4
@@smolbean2263cant accept the truth
"These people just wanna trama dump"
"I'm suppose to help them improve not make them feel better"
Where can I hired his guy as my therapist?
Fr that line hit hard
@@FryingWateryou got no issues you just wanna hear yourself talk and have someone listen at your ramblings
I mean if you're able to feel better, the process of improving would be much smoother. If you feel worse, you won't improve.
@@SouL-ob5wx man, you can feel worse and actually improve.
For example, i can go to the gym and feel very bad, but i will still get muscles by exercising in the right way, and that is still improvement.
@@mikeuuby Tired doesn't mean bad. Depressed, sad and other feelings like that mean bad. Physical improvement is completely different from mental improvement. If you exercise, then no matter how you feel, you will get more in shape because that's your body. But if you go to the therapist and feel even more depressed after that, you won't improve because that's your mind.
"Damn i dont know i was telepathic " is a master piece
"Other girls have no issue swallowing my TRUTH serum."😂😂That got to me!
Damn, this guy actually gives reality checks to his client.
Which Is Lacks Amongst society nowadays. and I Love it!!!
Therapists do that. They just do it politely
@@catpoke9557 hmm yes that's right
"My job is to help clients improve, not to make them feel better. That's what booze is for."
Truer words have not been spoken. If you want to trauma dump, why spend your money on someone who is there to solve your problems?
@@ThatchNetherfold How the hell is a therapist supposed to help their client without knowing their traumas
"Idk why she's grinding so hard they don't have a HOF for body count" Lmao damn dude's a menace
Still better than most modern therapists who just enable people and tell them what they want to hear.
They do that so that the patient would be open for a solution. People build wall around themselves when they hear what they dont want to hear.
Its more effective to flatter them, or gaslight them into thinking its not their fault. People are sheeps, and its easier herding them if they're happy.
Love how people nowadays stereotype those who work hard to help the mentally struggling as bad people who make everyone softies for profit
In that case do doctors diagnose us with non-existent illnesses to make us pay for medicine ?
@@HavenarcBlogspotJcKGoddamn are you the therapist's brother?
@@a2yung930 No but this method is not limited to therapies. It is used by sales, diplomat, account executive, etc as well. It is also literally taught to salemen during their orientation.
@@HavenarcBlogspotJcKbut the thing is,they shouldn't be
“All liars burn in the lake of fire, and I’m colder than a b****.” Ice cold fr, this man got some based takes no cap.
4:10- He is technically correct - the best kind of correct
Futurama?
It's insane how this series is booming with so many immaculate lines
2:55 _"Take some f-ing accountability"_
This.
2024 God here 😎
"...That's what booze is for"
This should be the official motto for therapists
0:37 Ok that one was a completely valid point
Damn, I don't care what anyone says.. this Therapist is legit.
This video has revealed more problems with therapy today through comedy than I have seen before.
@Ungabunga.44 Hmm.. I am guessing you have been to therapy. And I am not diminishing even a little how important and useful therapy can be to people who just need some emtional help and guidance to get through tough times.
@@neosmith166 lol I mean, validating your issues pays my bills, I can understand why some people would make whole carriers on it😂
Who says its a comedy!
"At that point its his money" he isnt wrong😂
Agree ether have the cops ready if it always happens at the same time and a place or go any other route home
0:05 I feel like Dr. Blane He represents us in not caring. I just want to be like him
Honestly....this was therapeutic for me.
I had been nursing a breakup that happened months ago.
It really helped to just hear someone say get over it.
I mean...logically it clouded the B.S. so I could start dating again.
This is a good technique.
Hail zeuus
@Coolerstetth.32 sometimes telling that to yourself isnt enough. sometimes you need someone to fucking bitchslap yourself
I’m not gonna lie it’s kinda your fault
@@LackOfDeer69420 both are guilty
The narrator agreeing at 3:19 cracked me tf up lmfao
“All liars burn in the lake of fire, and I’m colder than a bitch”💀
Please make more. Yall have actual talent. Pls dont stop. Yall gonna be the next Smosh.
"Im starting to understand this whole victim-blaming thing, because that's definitely his fucking fault"
The narrator is rougher than the therapist
He’s not the therapist we want. but he’s exactly the one we need.
3:24 EVEN THE NARRATOR AGREES XD
Man, I need a therapist like this. keep up the good work, Doc!
Watch Andrew tate 🌚
@@ninjawarriors2838he don't know me yet son!
"My job is to make the clients improve, not trauma dump thats what booze is for"
Ngl this is some of the best advise❤
This channel is so much underrated. I can't describe how much fun it's to watch them. It's truly ineffable!
Feels like the whitest kids you know
Bro I absolutely love your content it makes my mentality ill ass laugh out loud when literally no one else does.
Isn't this real kind of therapy people need?
Btw Most underrated channel
Therapy is basically sugar coating. It's beating around the bush and make them realise they are the problem. Sadly some therapists stop midway
Yes this is the most efficient way but people are too soft because a large majority of people these days are very egocentric and narcissistic. I' no exception I'm a little more egocentric than I'd like to be
@@raghulravichandran4231 Yeah but I guess it works
@@doormatcat who asked? Tf you narcissistic about? You ain't worth sht. I'm surprised you love yourself this much considering nobody else will.
(Is it working?)
It's a skit, the advice given is purposefully terrible, that was the literal point of the video 😭
4:42 that bloodclaat joke almost killed me 😂
This is actually the therapist we all need. Someone who doesn't beat around the bush and tells you exactly what shit to do to unfuck your life.
1:50 OH MY GOD THIS IS TOO GOOD
This guy is the best lmfao. He's so funny.
I want a therapist like this, I'm going there to improve, not just have someone listen to me for an hour and take $200. I want to be told what I did wrong so I can fix it and move on.
You can simply do it yourself ?
That's what therapists do...
@@catpoke9557that's what _good_ therapist do. unfortunately, from the sound of it, they'd been seeing some moneyhungry therapists.
You don't need one to do that...
@@mateuszkrytyk5711Nah some people like myself can't see their own flaws need someone else to point them out
Honestly. This shit probably works really well for some people. Rather than slowly easing the pain to get the most money out of it, bro justs ends the issue instantly as the client slowly realizes how effective this advice might be for some of them, especially the guy getting robbed daily.
Bro didn't even call the police
hes donating to charity
Reminds me of a realization I had a while ago. Bullies are generally right, and the way to defeat them is to steal their ammunition from them by solving/addressing the topic of the bullying.
@@AcademicDisappointmenthow you came to that nonsensical idea, I don’t know. That isn’t what I said, at all.
Bullying is done largely for status. Bullies will often find an aspect of status that their target is lacking in. When your enemies warn you of your weaknesses, those are the things to improve.
When a bully tries to diminish the intelligence of their victim, for example that’s generally because the bully recognizes that, mentally, they are outpaced by their target.
If a bully calls you physically weak, that bully is reminding you that you’d be higher-status (in general) than they are if you were stronger than they are.
Bullies are scared to lose their status.
Once, as a young teen, I was backed into a corner and called a f*gg*t by my classmate, so I slapped him across the face, and said “I’ll hit you like one.”
He ran off, crying, to his mother. Here he is, accusing me of being feminine, and yet a mild slap to the face made him run off and cry.
Status challenge, and he lost.
There is no instant cure. They will burn out and feel worse after if given one piece of advice, told "you've won therapy" and then made to leave.
If i need a therapist i need one like this he’s actually giving good advice
No he isn't 🤣🤣
@@bgos4727he is 🗿
I really hope you're joking but Andrew Tate got millions of followers soo.... have fun with bonus trauma.
@@bgos4727 no one is waiting to your approval . Keep brainwashing yourself out of here
@@psychicbyinternet keep crying on worthless things .
2:07 literally my reaction, mr. blane is spitting facts
Why is this so damn savage 💀
"Damn, I didnt know I was telepathic "
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
“That’s wrong on a personal level, but right on the technical level”
5:02 tell that to Batman.😂
Damn didnt know i was telepathic 💀
(2:49) "If my daughter had a body count as high as you, I'd have parental trauma" Got me rolling on the floor🤣
'The only thing you should be filling is a job application'
Facts bro
4:09 broke me more 😂 even the narrator was like, “he’s out of line, but he’s right” 😂
0:37 he got a point. Terrible financial decisions
he is not wrong
2:50 I'd have parental trauma 😂😂😂
0:52 bro has a point
"Told her to look in the fucking mirror"😂😂😂
1:59 of course it is.... It is therapeutic for Dr. Blaine
I liked this video because of 4:18! That's a fact! It's true!!
This is such a blessing to have seen a quality skit in such a long time. Classic UA-cam right here
1:21 Shallow that truth serum😏
@@INFvoid-fr haha sim-- *same*
"Damn, I didn't know i was telepathic"
Bro that telepathic comeback would have gotten 5 star from me, no matter what he said to me😅😅
🎯 Key Takeaways for quick navigation:
00:00 🩺 Dr. Victor Blaine, a therapist with a zero-star rating, attributes it to his brutally honest approach.
00:26 💰 Dr. Blaine is unapologetic about low reviews, as negative feedback doesn't affect his income.
01:08 🗣️ He's known for his bluntness, even if it's hard for some clients to hear, as he believes in delivering unfiltered truths.
02:02 🚫 Dr. Blaine doesn't sugarcoat things, even when it comes to sensitive topics like clients' behavior and past trauma.
03:54 🤔 He sees his role as helping clients improve rather than simply making them feel better, embracing a tough-love approach.
Made with HARPA AI
"You could've had another one by now" - Andy the TheRapist
"d*mn i didn't know i was telepathic" got me dying
there's 2 people whose go to therapist
-"you have to make me feel better, that's what i pay for"
-"why would i pay someone to tell me what i wanna hear!"
I know a girl who is 25, has a body count in the hundreds, and drinks til she passes out 7 days a week. She actually uses the “childhood trauma” line as a personality trait.
Her parents got divorced….when she was 17. The most ironic thing is that she wants to major in psychology 😂😂😂
I mean yeah? How she acts sounds like it stems from trauma???
@@superl8296call me crazy, but your parents divorcing at 17 doesn’t constitute trauma. It’s called growing up. And the point is that all these problems could be fixed by her own decisions - which is the point of this video. People don’t want to take accountability. They want to blame others and have someone tell them it’s okay
@@puffdaddy4537it's a bit easy though to decide for her it ain't trauma. And whether people are wrong or not, and whether they put themselves in this shitty situation or not, if you care you do what you can to help
@@capotthomas9719"Oh my god, help me!! the alcohol is forcing me to drink it!!!" "The men I have sex with took away my responsibility to choose who I lay with!!!"
please make Dr. Victor Blane real
3:42 wow u just read my mind💀💀😂
No because this is the only therapy I would EVER seek out- just someone who tells me the truth, no bs
@Ungabunga.44 did you just call me ignorant when you're the one obviously avoiding the truth? Do you know what ignorance means?
This is too funny💀
@Ungabunga.44 Do what exactly to people? I get that you're a softie but remember that this video is a joke, so obviously sometimes he's telling the truth and sometimes he's just roasting them, or both. I obviously wouldn’t want a therapist that is roasting me with the truth just to be mean, but as was said in the video, therapy should make YOU better, not make you FEEL better. You cannot go up in life if you don't know where you even are and which direction is up.
@UngaBunga . 44 blud deleted his comments 💀
“I don’t want to make them feel better, that’s what booze is for”💀🍾
3:14 lmao
I have not cried and laughed this hard and so long this is fucking awesome
“Damn… I didn’t know I was telepathic.”
Nahh man the telepathic one caught me off gaurd 😂😂
"Fill out a job application "
"How about you grow some freaking backbone"
"Damn, you're right!🗿"
He’s actually a good therapist.
I love how he shows the difference between being direct and brutally honest. Being direct is helpful to a client because it forces them to confront a necessary truth. However, he's brutally honest which can be harmful if his feelings are irrelevant to the client's issue. Like the boyfriend's death, he wanted to change the subject to make himself more comfortable rather than do his job.
yo Leakey why he kinda act like my mom if she was a therapist😂😂😂
3:04 dawg wtf hes right that shits just easy pickins at this point that shits low hanging fruit like damn
It’s like throughout the video the narrator was becoming more and more convinced that he’s actually right 😂
😂 This guy needs his own podcast called Brutally Honest Therapy
Although this was unfiltered. Bro spoke nothing but facts
@Ungabunga.44 how was it unrelated.
@Ungabunga.44 Bro are you OK?
@Ungabunga.44Man out here talking about child passing away in a parody video bro. Just stay off the internet if it's that personal
If therapist were more like that we would have a better world
No it wouldn't
I just subscribed, if this guy keeps uploading this kind of content, im here to stay.
1:09 I lost my shit
"At this point it's his money"
“What are they gonna do wine to their therapist about it” 💀
This kind of therapist would be cathartic
This is exactly why I don’t never tell people the hard cold sad unfiltered truth about everything but I get what he’s saying but however it’s just too much to handle for some people who can’t take it I’m not the kind of person to hurt others feelings or make them feel bad about themselves I don’t know maybe I’m just too nice but either way I don’t care about that I rather make up some lies and bend the truth than tell them something that others don’t want to hear
The main issue why therapy doesn't work that well, is because people tend to lie or unknowingly misremember things that includes leaving critical information out. If the therapist starts with being upfront about things, it might get the ball rolling for the clients to become more upfront with themselves. This man knows his field.
We need more therapists like him in this world direct and honest a true profesional
@Coolerstetth.32being a sad bitch doesn't help either, but here we are
No we don't. This is a fucking comedy skit
I don't deal with crybabies
I'm a therapist, not a baby sitter
Micdrop😂😂
The thing that makes it so funny is that he isn't wrong (and the narrator)