Theo Von Remembers Working at Frozen Options

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  • Опубліковано 29 січ 2020
  • Excerpt from Pink Eye in Charleston | TPW w/ Theo Von #252
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КОМЕНТАРІ • 206

  • @DRALGIERS
    @DRALGIERS 4 роки тому +338

    “ I don’t know if he was trying to get better at sports or something “ 🤣🤣🤣

    • @twrzenski
      @twrzenski 4 роки тому +1

      Bruhhhhh😭

    • @zachsaysfvck1256
      @zachsaysfvck1256 4 роки тому +3

      I fucking died

    • @lavendertownwotc6819
      @lavendertownwotc6819 3 роки тому +1

      I guess I’ve been doing it all wrong turns out to get better at sports, it’s not about the hard training and diet & determination to be the best, it’s about how dark your skin is, which makes sense 🧐🧐

    • @jmc7504
      @jmc7504 2 роки тому

      @mar wtf id mildly racist ??? its like pregnant, ya are or aint

    • @dkm5816
      @dkm5816 2 роки тому +1

      I died

  • @jaxonsloan27
    @jaxonsloan27 4 роки тому +257

    “A little.. uh shuttle thing... like a toaster..... oh yeah a tanning bed” 😂 nailed it lmao

    • @JeffVanRooy
      @JeffVanRooy 4 роки тому +7

      lol reminds me of the Darryl Strawberry bit on This Is Not Happening where he goes "I'm not the brightest.. you know, uh bowl.. in the.. bowl drawer, you know but uh I'm lookin around this vehicle after she says that and I'm thinking this is a taxi.."
      ua-cam.com/video/ByvY3sjOGzo/v-deo.html

    • @pockettangerine1480
      @pockettangerine1480 2 роки тому

      Hahahahaha Same

    • @umushi
      @umushi Рік тому

      Lmaooo

  • @Crizzy2swaqq
    @Crizzy2swaqq 4 роки тому +113

    “Started out a mahomes ended up a crisp Denzel”

  • @squeegied3rdeye713
    @squeegied3rdeye713 4 роки тому +113

    That dude was practicing the darker arts

  • @flowwithit6607
    @flowwithit6607 4 роки тому +138

    Theo is the best freestyle comedian in the game!

    • @newt2120
      @newt2120 Рік тому

      One of the*
      Have you seen Patrice O'Neil?

  • @johndodson8464
    @johndodson8464 9 місяців тому +15

    "It's called Frozen Options."
    "Well, this is one of the options. Not cold." 😂

  • @mattasticmattattack8546
    @mattasticmattattack8546 2 роки тому +90

    I like how the medium was $9 , but the large was $7 😭🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @DtoTha
      @DtoTha 2 роки тому +3

      Just scrolled to see if anybody commented on that. Lmao. This shit made my body & face start to hurt right around that moment!

    • @newt2120
      @newt2120 Рік тому +3

      Dark Arts man!

    • @stevenrichards1539
      @stevenrichards1539 Рік тому

      Counter the law of diminishing returns

    • @brad8626
      @brad8626 Рік тому +1

      More for
      Less….thats one
      of the options

    • @ihurricane7
      @ihurricane7 11 місяців тому +1

      ​@@brad8626😂😂😂

  • @amessina6691
    @amessina6691 4 роки тому +109

    Theo trying to convince himself and the world he cleaned the hell out of that toaster.

  • @storytellaz5503
    @storytellaz5503 Рік тому +26

    The best description of Theo I've ever heard is, Theo starts a sentence without knowing how it will end.

    • @4Everlast
      @4Everlast Рік тому

      Theo said it before the guy did, and the guy was D'elia.

  • @Bolt99K
    @Bolt99K 4 роки тому +74

    He 100% had something wrong with him..
    Not because he wanted to get darker, but because the man took a damn shit in the tanning booth lmao

    • @Ryan_11990
      @Ryan_11990 Рік тому

      He just had the Dark Farts!

  • @NelsonMandela961
    @NelsonMandela961 4 роки тому +71

    Why was there a tanning bed in a frozen smoothie store? That's some dark arts right there.

    • @blakebellamy82
      @blakebellamy82 3 роки тому +9

      They have some in Tennessee. There’s a chain that is part tanning salon, part movie store and also has a post office in it 😂

    • @mattasticmattattack8546
      @mattasticmattattack8546 2 роки тому +2

      South Carolina 🤷🏼‍♂️, is always my answer when i see something weird, i live in Charleston its just what it is , like Florida lol

    • @IH-oo3le
      @IH-oo3le 2 роки тому +1

      Because it's Theo Vons story

    • @peanutbutterdijonnaise
      @peanutbutterdijonnaise Рік тому

      Money laundering

  • @robroche3553
    @robroche3553 3 роки тому +11

    "On the same foot...on the other side of the bunion..." 🤣

  • @parkermj
    @parkermj 4 роки тому +38

    I've never used a tanning bed. And now it's confirmed that I will continue on the same path.

  • @kylek1742
    @kylek1742 4 роки тому +68

    Dude compared a tanning bed to a toaster lmfaoooo

  • @alexbrooks300
    @alexbrooks300 4 роки тому +26

    Peanut butter and menthol lmaooo Theo von is a fucking genius

  • @cinders4082
    @cinders4082 2 роки тому +55

    This is hands down the funniest thing I’ve ever watched on youtube. My lungs are literally hurting from laughing so hard. Keep it up Theo much love brotha

  • @richie9878
    @richie9878 4 роки тому +69

    Why isn't this a cartoon yet?

  • @michael95621
    @michael95621 4 роки тому +31

    It's amazing this is sober Theo

    • @danielnugent7046
      @danielnugent7046 2 роки тому +3

      Whitney Cummings said , the more sober Theo is, the more stoned he seems.

  • @connorjackson2973
    @connorjackson2973 4 роки тому +13

    The funniest man alive. Period.

  • @oaksmane
    @oaksmane 4 роки тому +21

    The entire Pink Eye In Charleston episode is so good! He needs to make Frozen Options into a bit.

  • @33shoobs
    @33shoobs Рік тому +6

    A fun game I like to play is listen to Theo in one ear at work and try HARD not to laugh out loud. It’s basically all I do now.

  • @zachwbc
    @zachwbc 4 роки тому +25

    I was working at a gas station when a young lady walked in and asked for pumpkin seeds. I told her we didn't have any and she responded with "do you even know what pumpkin seeds are?" And blankly stared at me expecting an answer.

  • @Aitonomouss
    @Aitonomouss 4 роки тому +7

    I literally went to take a piss, came back and theos talking about 9 ppl getting pink eye. Rewind

  • @sesantakvatro
    @sesantakvatro 4 роки тому +17

    "Darktagnan" lol

  • @brycesstuff
    @brycesstuff 4 роки тому +10

    This is one of the funniest clips asides from the "specials not supposed to be huggin clip" omg i love theo. I laughed out loud so many times on this clip. The best

    • @Hals
      @Hals 4 роки тому

      Yo what clip is that? Now i'm curious

    • @benstevens6950
      @benstevens6950 4 роки тому

      I second the other guys question which clip? Bruh

    • @brycesstuff
      @brycesstuff 4 роки тому +3

      Its at 14:25 on this clip here------> ua-cam.com/video/xdz-XoOp7Hk/v-deo.html
      Took me a minute to find it, and its mentals hugging lol

    • @benstevens6950
      @benstevens6950 4 роки тому

      Your the champ John Goodwin!!!!

  • @bseg7
    @bseg7 2 роки тому +12

    I would pay to live in this man’s mind for a day 😂😂

  • @joevanderen64
    @joevanderen64 Рік тому +3

    “Wass blooberries?” Fucking incredible

  • @michaelmendoza3560
    @michaelmendoza3560 2 роки тому +1

    This is amazing. The way he talks is different then other comedians. Finally someone interesting and different.

  • @CannabisRexxx
    @CannabisRexxx 4 місяці тому +1

    Frozen options might be my favorite story ever of all time

  • @edelman8829
    @edelman8829 4 роки тому +4

    This is honestly my favorite Theo Von story

  • @weenss
    @weenss Місяць тому +1

    d'arktagnan 😂😂😂…… this clip just overloaded with bangers 🤣🤣🤣

  • @Bree_Morgan
    @Bree_Morgan 4 роки тому +8

    Wazz bluburries? Died. 😂😂

    • @D-Fens_1632
      @D-Fens_1632 4 роки тому

      I was working at a McDonald's in St. Louis in the late 90's and they had me changing the trash cans in the lobby. While doing so I overhead a conversation between two women in line. One had asked what chicken mcnuggets were and the other was explaining them. They didn't have foreign accents or anything, they sounded local, somehow the woman had just never heard of chicken nuggets.

  • @benpeers7810
    @benpeers7810 11 місяців тому +2

    How can any single one person be this funny 😅

  • @Aaronelliott847
    @Aaronelliott847 4 роки тому +4

    Hahah this was good I enjoyed it on my lunch break!!

  • @ericbarnesoriginals9990
    @ericbarnesoriginals9990 7 місяців тому +1

    “The Lord Himself could hand you a mop and you’re not gonna get it all up” 😂

  • @NitemareAfterKrismas
    @NitemareAfterKrismas 2 роки тому

    I fucking love this guy. Theos absolutely hilarious.

  • @normalwhitedude
    @normalwhitedude 4 роки тому +4

    I would like to see a list of every place Theo has worked as well as a story or two from each one.

  • @pittsburghlife32
    @pittsburghlife32 2 роки тому +3

    “The third time he came I knew something was wrong with him” 😂😂

  • @mattasticmattattack8546
    @mattasticmattattack8546 2 роки тому +1

    Shout out to Theo from Charleston SC 🙌❤✌ GANG

  • @brianscheffer1007
    @brianscheffer1007 4 роки тому +4

    Frozen Options, where a medium costs more than a large

  • @MiamiSammy
    @MiamiSammy 4 роки тому +5

    Lol classic Theo so good

  • @TheMikeFranzonePod
    @TheMikeFranzonePod 4 роки тому +13

    Theo let me get a large bruh bruh

  • @face.-
    @face.- 3 роки тому +2

    I grew up 45 minutes from Charleston SC. Manning was the town.

  • @65sheilakay
    @65sheilakay 4 роки тому +2

    This is hilarious. I laughed so hard this early in the am...

  • @Gnargonaut
    @Gnargonaut 2 роки тому +1

    "D'Arktagnan"... what a stroke of genius

  • @MattH-wg7ou
    @MattH-wg7ou 3 роки тому +3

    "WhAtS bLuEbErRiEs?!"
    I lived in Chucktown from 2004 to about 2014. Awesome city I miss it there.

  • @Straightfromshibuya
    @Straightfromshibuya 3 роки тому +2

    Mahommes to crisp Denzel should make it into the set bruh!

  • @jessklay8594
    @jessklay8594 10 місяців тому

    I literally cannot stop laughing rn😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @mitchconner7008
    @mitchconner7008 4 роки тому +12

    If they made a shirt with a logo of theo von’s frozen options and the menu on the back i would buy the shit out of that. Gang

  • @gardenofeden7
    @gardenofeden7 Рік тому

    Hearing Theo used to live in my city is fuckin trippy 😭😭😭

  • @tbstorm98
    @tbstorm98 Рік тому

    "Got a little downtown in your uptown" Hahahaha!

  • @codystuder8548
    @codystuder8548 Рік тому

    Theo's got the Highway to Heaven box set in the background. That's wholesome as all get out.

  • @D-Fens_1632
    @D-Fens_1632 4 роки тому +6

    Darkness everybody! Darkness is spreading! - "Rick James"

  • @blakebellamy82
    @blakebellamy82 3 роки тому +4

    “I don’t know if he was trying to get better at sports or what”

  • @hugoborel
    @hugoborel Рік тому

    When I hear poetry like this, I wanna go back to the fast food industry

  • @MrGIANGFX
    @MrGIANGFX Рік тому

    Darktanian had me all the wayyyyy dead💀🤣🤣

  • @nithinjpathalil6709
    @nithinjpathalil6709 5 місяців тому

    What kinda genius is this !!!

  • @harbosonius
    @harbosonius Рік тому

    " Throwin out a little booty work, there."🤣🤣🤣

  • @vyris6727
    @vyris6727 Рік тому +1

    This is one of the options 😂

  • @MagicalMama23
    @MagicalMama23 3 роки тому +3

    “Bootleg health and wellness”

  • @alanh127
    @alanh127 6 місяців тому +1

    “Wussa blueburry?” 😂

  • @Ryan_11990
    @Ryan_11990 Рік тому

    I’m speechless!😂🤯🤣

  • @tuttlespeachtree3413
    @tuttlespeachtree3413 Рік тому +1

    "Whats Bloooberries!" lol

  • @ungabunga6735
    @ungabunga6735 Рік тому +1

    How in there hell does this video only have 1.5k likes?!?

  • @cullenak4723
    @cullenak4723 2 роки тому +1

    ‘Dark-tanion, the fifth musketeer’

  • @33raband71
    @33raband71 4 роки тому

    Always funny.

  • @yandhigaming420
    @yandhigaming420 Рік тому +2

    Ngl I got the least high today and this made me feel 100x more high wtf 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @bluegreensubmarine
    @bluegreensubmarine 4 роки тому +2

    She was tryin to get that pink eye in the brown eye ya feel

  • @richardsmith6081
    @richardsmith6081 4 роки тому

    Becoming well done like a pie out the oven

  • @ernestohernandez9487
    @ernestohernandez9487 4 роки тому +3

    One of the options is not cold lol

  • @umushi
    @umushi Рік тому

    Damn, Frozen Options really does have those options

  • @harrison1563
    @harrison1563 4 роки тому +2

    If I could like this video a trillion times, I would.

  • @pckldickweed20
    @pckldickweed20 4 роки тому +3

    ''The Fifth Fencer''

  • @anarudiaz
    @anarudiaz Рік тому +1

    Darktagnan fucking slaughtered me

  • @clark9992
    @clark9992 3 роки тому

    One of the Five Musketeers: DarkTanyan.

  • @graham676
    @graham676 4 роки тому

    Bruh he really said on the other side of the onion. Hahaha

  • @stevonico
    @stevonico 4 роки тому +3

    Peanut butter menthol
    The Newport’s of frozen treats

  • @DawnWillDoIt
    @DawnWillDoIt 4 роки тому +2

    You want pink eye from a tanning bed... We got it

  • @Boxscot49
    @Boxscot49 2 роки тому +1

    What the hell was that tangent he went on at the beginning bro😂

  • @xfaithoverwatch4235
    @xfaithoverwatch4235 Рік тому

    Theo Von is like that guy from the movie split but all his personality’s are slightly disabled instead of evil

  • @ernestohernandez9487
    @ernestohernandez9487 4 роки тому

    That's medium for you boyyyyyyyyy

  • @polobubblevest
    @polobubblevest 3 місяці тому

    🗣️🥴”WHATS BLUEBERRIES!?”

  • @DainityDaim
    @DainityDaim 3 роки тому

    You got a little bit of dowtown in ya uptown" :D

  • @richardstrickland1125
    @richardstrickland1125 2 роки тому

    Got a little downtown in your up town. 🤣😅

  • @tylerdaniels5788
    @tylerdaniels5788 4 роки тому

    Fucking dying the whole time, bruh

  • @Darthtard9
    @Darthtard9 4 роки тому +3

    Darktanion, the fifth musketeer.
    Ha.

  • @Youn-G84
    @Youn-G84 11 місяців тому

    I was listening on and off and stumbled on him talking about tickling somebody's ass by a train track or something....😂😂😂😂

  • @pckldickweed20
    @pckldickweed20 4 роки тому +2

    .....And That's $7 Dawg, THAS A LAWRGE.

  • @CheeseBurgerSugar
    @CheeseBurgerSugar 3 роки тому

    And that’s a medium.

  • @zachjohnson8127
    @zachjohnson8127 3 роки тому

    Got a little downtown in ya uptown 😭😭😭

  • @Cubes401
    @Cubes401 Рік тому

    Dark Tanyan 😭💀

  • @danelampe1639
    @danelampe1639 4 роки тому +4

    That tanning booth Heat, thats bacteria building conditions.

    • @marcies1297
      @marcies1297 3 роки тому

      I thought heat kills bacteria or is that corona

    • @danelampe1639
      @danelampe1639 3 роки тому +1

      Bacteria thrives in temperatures under 140f. That mess was a breeding ground for filth.

  • @richardsmith6081
    @richardsmith6081 4 роки тому

    Boiled over

  • @nosleep6829
    @nosleep6829 Рік тому

    the fifth musketeer haa

  • @pawns2prizes
    @pawns2prizes 4 роки тому

    Gold. 😆

  • @hv4285
    @hv4285 Рік тому

    Can someone PLEASE make this into a cartoon?!?

  • @shakil8746
    @shakil8746 2 роки тому

    Dark tanyan lol

  • @miketheyunggod2534
    @miketheyunggod2534 2 роки тому +1

    Urban gentleman? Darker man. OH, I got it.

  • @ernestohernandez9487
    @ernestohernandez9487 4 роки тому +2

    Peanut butter and menthol

  • @merp9211
    @merp9211 4 місяці тому

    His buddies probably dared him to get a tan. ( just for a laugh)