The Heimlich Maneuver Story | Theo Von
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- Опубліковано 1 жов 2024
- Excerpt from Heimlich Maneuver, Swingers, Pringles, Callers | This Past Weekend w/ Theo Von #46
Full Episode: • 10-16-17: Heimlich Ma...
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"I remember seeing a homeless guy beat open a can of tuna with an umbrella once in Santa Monica."
I was just gonna type that. How he thinks of this shit on the spot and doesn’t crack up laughing is beyond me
Aggressive for sum low key fish
“A third degree lesbian”
what terminology is theo using😂
That reminds me of another quote. "I keeps the hair long in back just in case someone finds my body down a wishing well they can know it's a REAL man down there, or an extremely skinny lesbian"
Umbrella = Weather prevention utensil
Theo Von is essential
Haven’t cried from laughing in a while. That bit on the amphetamine boy bit literally had me rolling tears down my face. Thank you Theo
I love you!
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My mom saved my little ass about age 14? Choked on piece of bread, I was done, turned blue, man I was finished. Put that Heimlich on, that little bread hitter flew out like uncle Rico throwin a football. Gang shit.
Made my night son shahahaha
UA-cam needs to fire whoever came with the idea to move the comments
That's what I'm screaming my dude
Nothing has changed for me
Completely unnecessary change. Completely.
Yeah it’s annoying as hell but I’m starting to get use to it. Its really unnecessary though for sure.
Give it a month or two. You won't notice.
Thought this would be funny so I clicked but god damn the way he goes about conveying his thoughts. Unreal
Right.
Gotta be the only person I’ve heard that didn’t want to help a woman choking because maybe the husband wants her to die
Theo is a living legend !! I've saved 2 people from choking in my years.. Right time , Right place l guess
A homeless man beating a can of tuna with an umbrella pretty much sums up Los Angeles
Don't ever let yourself be canceled and never apologize for the great stories you tell!
He’s says “You Know?” so much to things that are definitely not relatable. Like no, I don’t know
It's a crutch word/sentence. Easy to lean on instead of "umms" or "uhs"
😭 I started a round of applause lol 😂
How you gonna have a reaction to gatorade and albacore? Sounds like some kind of study needs to be done on this.
A man from my hometown actually did kill his wife and then he chewed a sandwich and put it in her throat. He got caught and went to prison
Yo what the fuck
The Bystander Effect is too real. Only a room of 13 people and they all aren't trying to help this poor lady. Maybe the husband had them all hired from Craigslist lol
They call it "high divin'"
Theo explaining what sea food is sends me
Damn a $17 sandwich hitter? That's a nice way to go out
My memory gets STRONGER
You gotta brush up on the Heimlich maneuver before any trip to crawfish country! Scary stuff!!
Theo looks like he’ll star in napoleon dynamite 2 as uncle rico’s long lost brother
I can’t even handle this, dude is fuckin hilarious
Almost dies from allergic reaction, but thinks he was choking...get an EPI pen.
“For some low key fish,that’s aggressive”
Nice Phish Bathtub Gin reference around 13:30 haha
Thought that too
bruh I was wondering what they did after she choked. I mean if you go you will be hungry but how can one finish a meal in a room full of people who saw you ejaculate from every orifice while a guy had to squeeze that shit out of your throat...
I had to put my hand into my throat to pull out some stuck satsuma. Thank God I could grab it.
I was drunk one night a couple years ago and I was eating some coppa slices out of the fridge and I nearly passed out before I could dislodge it from my throat. It was one of the scariest things that has ever happened to mw.
Weather prevention utensil 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Around 6:11 I kinda forgot what he was talking about lol
Sounds like that was an angel.
Agree !!
j'm crying and jealous. How did you get that sweet haircut when the rest of us look like cr@p?
Who eats tuna without mayonnaise? Theo is savage.
Theo that was probably an Angel bro
Hahaha round of applause was appropriate, for sure.
Pov: you just asked uncle theo for a bedtime story
Watching it for the first time today on my birthday the Happy Birthday sign threw me for a loop. Happy Birthday to your homie also.
A clark kent kinda dude wandering around looking for people to help😂
"His whole body is bucking on her" lmao bro this guy is amazing
Weather prevention untensil
Weather prevention utensil 😂
13:08 that whole list of things his neighbor might think he was doing behind closed doors 😂😂😂
Sometimes i ask myself how did i find theo von lol
Theo would mention uncle Rico and sound like he believes he can throw a football over the mountain!!!!! My man! Lol tf bro😭😭 gang shit
The ultimate raconteur = don von
Crawfish etoufee is one of my fav creole dishes and it's definitely seafood from a ditch
Theo just me get me on the pod . Like a tie pod .. like a tri pod... like a p pod
This needs to be on a standup hahaha
This guy has made a career of dumb shit we did as kids but he kept at it. He's seen alot of folks
that's a 17 dolla kill
Theo always in the shenanigans
Bruh, this is the vid that made me subscribe to Theo. And i had been a fan for a while beforehand
Raising turtles 🐢 🤣
Holy shit Theo 😂😂 this is fucking ridiculous
High quality bit, deserves more views 😂
Gave the heimlich 3 times so far. Gang
It did NOT work....
They died?
Maybe it was an angel.
Kim K and Chris Destefano
I choked on a lifesaver once
"This POP... POP...POP"
17$ kill 😂😂😂
It's "Be Our GUEST", but I like what you said better
I was a high diver
🤦🏽♀️ LMAO 🤣 oh gawd.. This is hilarious!
lmao😂😂😂
Murder weapon: a $14 oyster poor boy sandwich?
I just got a notification for this now. Theos probably been demonitized for traveling during corona.. na I duno but wtf
Grilling spare tires with Theo Vonn............................
That's aggressive for some low key fish.
nutra 😃
Pascals! Home of the BBQ Shrimp! Crazy Man
Maybe he’s gonna throw her off a cruise 😂
The c.k reference made me love theo more then i Already do
Weather prevention utensil!!!
I can’t see this title and not click
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😂😂😂😂😂😂
Umbrella… 😂😂😂😂😂
Making bathtub gin
Third degree lesbian
Theo, your thinking process is whack.
Whack A Mole
😩 that allergic reaction!
Dictionary of laugh
Oh my Jesus 😆