Best of Glenn Quagmire - Seasons 1-7

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  • Here are some of the best and funniest moments from Glenn Quagmire which I believe broadly portray the type of comedy used by his character in seasons 1 to 7. The video includes insulting and making jokes about popular topics and relatable real life situations and personifying them.
    I do not own ANY of the property and rights, they are owned by Twentieth Century Fox. I am simply giving commentary on the some of which I believe to be some of the best and funniest moments. This is considered to be fair use.
    Family Guy is an animated show created by Seth Macfarlane which is about the Griffin family consisting of Peter (Father), Lois (Mother), Chris (Son), Meg (Daughter), Stewie (Baby Son) and Brian (Talking Dog). Other popular characters include Joe Swanson, Cleveland Brown and Glen Quagmire (neighbours), Carter Pewterschmidt (Lois’s father), Mort Goldman (Pharmacist and family friend), Dr. Hartman, Mayor Adam West and Tom Tucker (News Anchor). The show is in a fictional city called Quahog in Rhode Island. The show is extremely famous for its cutaway scenes that often insult celebrities, politics, religion, stereotypes, cultures and other popular topics.
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  • @osama_tee9674
    @osama_tee9674 4 роки тому +3844

    “Hard to believe she’s already 18”
    *Yeah about that.*

    • @poisonsumac4565
      @poisonsumac4565 4 роки тому +161

      For Quagmire everygirl is eighteen for ever

    • @incognito6544
      @incognito6544 4 роки тому +76

      He was talking to The woman Who gave birth

    • @djandreatkinson8671
      @djandreatkinson8671 4 роки тому +8

      🤮

    • @deanjuliano7849
      @deanjuliano7849 4 роки тому +13

      @Mr. Vic OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!! I was thinking otherwise.......

    • @allstr8peopledeservetodie10
      @allstr8peopledeservetodie10 4 роки тому +7

      Mr. Vic no he’s a perv lmfaooo

  • @romanogaers
    @romanogaers 4 роки тому +2308

    “thank god you know c.p.r.!”
    “what the hell’s c.p.r.?”

    • @holasoyalejandro9822
      @holasoyalejandro9822 4 роки тому +48

      nikkisdrama who else but quagmire

    • @vibecheck4372
      @vibecheck4372 4 роки тому +41

      @@holasoyalejandro9822 "Quagmire! GIGGITY GIGGYTY GOO!*

    • @jacobkim3690
      @jacobkim3690 4 роки тому +4

      That’s pretty dirty

    • @sethsholtis5297
      @sethsholtis5297 3 роки тому +5

      You'd think, as a pilot, he'd be required to know c.p.r or at least know what it is.

    • @sixela2268
      @sixela2268 3 роки тому

      Giggity gigitty gigitty goo

  • @AngryAnt-7
    @AngryAnt-7 8 років тому +2022

    "HARD TO BELIEVE SHE'S ALREADY 18" I FUCKIN DIED LOL

    • @soundwave5634
      @soundwave5634 8 років тому +86

      Who else but Quagmire.

    • @sugarkitty2008
      @sugarkitty2008 8 років тому +135

      that was because she'd been pregnant for 18 real life time years i think. so 4th wall joke.

    • @PsyHoS0ciaL
      @PsyHoS0ciaL 8 років тому +5

      RIP

    • @biggulppearson7324
      @biggulppearson7324 8 років тому +5

      +Larkspur you dont get it

    • @juanimolina6048
      @juanimolina6048 8 років тому +35

      the joke is that Joe`s been crippled for 15 year at the start of the serie, and on season 7 already have been 3 years within the show `cause of al the seasonal episodes, so Bonie was pregnant for at least 18 years

  • @FUNHater2069
    @FUNHater2069 5 років тому +1532

    "It's hard to believe she's already 18" TOOK ME OUUUUUUT

    • @Savedbychrist25
      @Savedbychrist25 4 роки тому +1

      I dont get

    • @unkwn13275
      @unkwn13275 4 роки тому +39

      Bonnie was pregnant for 18 years

    • @deanjuliano7849
      @deanjuliano7849 4 роки тому +4

      Yeah, I was watching this with my Mom... so, now she thinks that I need therapy....

    • @z_ix_on
      @z_ix_on 4 роки тому +1

      Stolen comment

  • @yvngrizzy1111
    @yvngrizzy1111 6 років тому +4266

    *I like where this is going. Gigity Gigity Gig-A-Ty*

  • @mactoobz
    @mactoobz 7 років тому +4570

    "hard to believe she's already 18"
    OMG IM OUT

  • @waltersimeon387
    @waltersimeon387 6 років тому +5184

    I want to hate him but he's so goddamn hilarious.

    • @seraj3068
      @seraj3068 5 років тому +28

      @goldweel Well he hates Brian so I'm guessing that

    • @goofybutserious4807
      @goofybutserious4807 5 років тому +26

      Kinda like Cartman from South Park.

    • @JamerG
      @JamerG 5 років тому +6

      My favorite food is a banana.

    • @gemmaskylar8264
      @gemmaskylar8264 5 років тому +4

      Dave abventr And Kenny from South Park.

    • @fedep3613
      @fedep3613 5 років тому +7

      But in the last seasons he's an asshole

  • @adamwg6559
    @adamwg6559 8 років тому +3057

    50 bucks, 45 bucks, 50 bucks 😂😂😂😂😂

    • @kanan2190
      @kanan2190 8 років тому +20

      Ikr 😂😂

    • @adamwg6559
      @adamwg6559 8 років тому +10

      Error Sans Lil_boy How did her panties get confiscated in the first place

    • @jamsesh03
      @jamsesh03 8 років тому +10

      +adam leake (Sertet5) that's what I wanna know😂

    • @glennquagmires
      @glennquagmires 8 років тому +28

      And 50 Giggity

    • @alexthompson5275
      @alexthompson5275 7 років тому +1

      adam leake sold

  • @pwgearedturbofan2348
    @pwgearedturbofan2348 5 років тому +392

    That Jack Daniels airplane bit had me dying jfc, lol.

  • @DixionCider
    @DixionCider 5 років тому +520

    “It’s hard to believe she’s already 18”
    “Ight ima head out”

  • @Officialperrymkwii
    @Officialperrymkwii 8 років тому +3029

    Hard to believe she's already 18!!

  • @MelinaGaines3
    @MelinaGaines3 6 років тому +3091

    4:07 Quagmire: “what’s going on”
    Asian girls: “hehehehehehehehehehehe”
    Quagmire: “ *DONT* *YOU* *LAUGH* *AT* *IT* “😂😂

    • @jonathanclary3992
      @jonathanclary3992 6 років тому +38

      Melina Gaines:😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 what does giggty even mean

    • @rossmathias5675
      @rossmathias5675 5 років тому +22

      Hahahaha. That's was good

    • @Tornado1994
      @Tornado1994 5 років тому +23

      They're Thai and voiced by Seth's "Wife" Cherry.

    • @testedalexthegreat1759
      @testedalexthegreat1759 5 років тому +46

      I'm sure they've seen smaller

    • @shivamgandhi5779
      @shivamgandhi5779 5 років тому +4

      @@jonathanclary3992 why don't you google it and find out for yourself

  • @soulassassin0g
    @soulassassin0g 5 років тому +2427

    Quagmire: "Hey there sweetie, how old are you?"
    Connie: "16."
    Quagmire: "18? You're first."
    Connie: "Mom!"
    Quagmire: "I like where this is going! Gigity gigity gig-a-ty!"

    • @goofybutserious4807
      @goofybutserious4807 5 років тому +17

      I don't get it.

    • @haseeb6211
      @haseeb6211 5 років тому +138

      Dave abventr he thought she was calling his mom to get involved as well.

    • @canaisyoung3601
      @canaisyoung3601 5 років тому +42

      That's Connie D'Amico, one of the kids in school who bullies Meg. So, yeah,on the one hand, this is messed up. On the other hand, she deserved it for making Meg kiss a pig at her party.

    • @luckzorkerch4773
      @luckzorkerch4773 5 років тому +25

      ​@@canaisyoung3601 The thing is, they never say in the show if he fucked Connie and her mom. But knowing Quagmire I'm pretty sure he did it, and multiple times. Maybe Connie and her mom ended being pregnant and they decided to have and abortion. Some days Quagmire still visit them and fuck them pretty hard for hours.

    • @LordSStorm
      @LordSStorm 5 років тому +10

      @@luckzorkerch4773 Holy shit.

  • @jacobquackenbush2981
    @jacobquackenbush2981 3 роки тому +80

    I miss when 90% of quagmires personality was head bops

  • @TheZainshah0007
    @TheZainshah0007 8 років тому +778

    You ever get freaky with that thing or what.. Hahaha

  • @moiseslugardo8501
    @moiseslugardo8501 8 років тому +3189

    Peter:"Do you have AIDS?"
    Quagmire:"Ah, c'mon, we're all just trying to have a good time."

  • @luis.locke123
    @luis.locke123 8 років тому +2520

    It's hard to belive she's already 18😂😂

    • @israelhughes1450
      @israelhughes1450 8 років тому +93

      it killed me

    • @alikassem8991
      @alikassem8991 8 років тому +45

      I died lmao

    • @rokgeder5949
      @rokgeder5949 8 років тому +61

      well that was just wrong tho...xD

    • @faizrog13
      @faizrog13 8 років тому +15

      i don't get that one :(

    • @hylash5444
      @hylash5444 8 років тому +205

      i think its because joe's wife has been pregnant since the beginning of the show :v

  • @guibanks1753
    @guibanks1753 5 років тому +301

    “Is it true you have aids”
    Quagmire: aww come on I’m just tryna have a good time
    💀💀😂😂😂😂😂

  • @Josh-os2om
    @Josh-os2om 5 років тому +779

    Girls: You just saved her good thing you know CPR.
    Quagmire: What’s CPR? (Giggity)

    • @gemmaskylar8264
      @gemmaskylar8264 5 років тому +14

      HiHowAreYah ? Actually he said “What the hell’s CPR?”

    • @gemmaskylar8264
      @gemmaskylar8264 5 років тому +4

      HiHowAreYah ? Also I’m doing okay.

    • @cameranscott6247
      @cameranscott6247 4 роки тому +1

      What the Hell's CPR?

    • @notsunnydaysahead
      @notsunnydaysahead 4 роки тому

      Damn he couldn’t even do those comments where you steal- I mean quote a line properly 😅(🤣)

  • @duskbringer4583
    @duskbringer4583 8 років тому +522

    "What the hell is CPR"... Always makes me laugh.

  • @Brugar18
    @Brugar18 8 років тому +454

    quagmire should have his own show

  • @NicKxStyleZ
    @NicKxStyleZ 7 років тому +943

    " this is thelma "
    Eeeeeewwwwwwww 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @nomiS.933
    @nomiS.933 5 років тому +158

    *"what the hell is CPR!?"*
    *Me:* **literally dead**

  • @EmpireWrestling2024
    @EmpireWrestling2024 6 років тому +321

    “Hey there sweetie, how old are you?”
    “16”
    “18? You’re first”
    LMFAO he is so damn nasty 😂😂

    • @FirstLast-qf1df
      @FirstLast-qf1df 4 роки тому +5

      Isn't 16 legal?

    • @deleted4913
      @deleted4913 4 роки тому +3

      First Last in some places, depends where your from, heck some states allow 13- it’s weird asf

    • @Marvelfanatic3658
      @Marvelfanatic3658 3 роки тому +2

      @@deleted4913 that's uncomfortable to know.

    • @deleted4913
      @deleted4913 3 роки тому

      @@Marvelfanatic3658 yes

    • @PixarMan2001
      @PixarMan2001 3 роки тому

      @@deleted4913 That's wrong on many levels.

  • @TheMetalhead678
    @TheMetalhead678 8 років тому +1388

    "What the hell is CPR"

  • @Supreme56Animation
    @Supreme56Animation 6 років тому +1039

    Quagmire isn't as perverted as he used to be. Bring back that trait, Family Guy!

    • @Manny29
      @Manny29 6 років тому +90

      Supernova Strike that's the thing he was as perverted but it was classy and subtle in aspects

    • @greyalien826
      @greyalien826 6 років тому +157

      they can't bring it back because people are too sensitive these days..

    • @legatedovahkiin3771
      @legatedovahkiin3771 5 років тому +18

      @JerodNunley she told him she was 18

    • @luckzorkerch4773
      @luckzorkerch4773 5 років тому +17

      @JerodNunley But that is a big difference, because he want the old pervert Quagmire. When Quagmire fund out that the girl was underage he was shocked. That dosen't count like being pervert, if he was a perve he wouldn't care the age. Even in the first seasons he showed that he can be a sex addict and a pervert but he never had sex with an underage girl, he always asked the girl age first and he acted based in that.

    • @Dark_Minded20
      @Dark_Minded20 5 років тому +1

      Some characters change in shows you need to learn this,take Stewie for example.

  • @Kenster4349
    @Kenster4349 7 років тому +186

    3:08 i died because of the way he got on the bed

  • @yamummate_L
    @yamummate_L 5 років тому +83

    2:28 the name of his plane is The French Tickler
    LOL

  • @HUNTER-rb9lc
    @HUNTER-rb9lc 6 років тому +109

    "how old are you?"
    "16"
    "18? you first"
    "MOM!"
    "I like where this is going.."

  • @djimmithegreat7266
    @djimmithegreat7266 7 років тому +199

    "Oh god I can hear me! BAAANANANANANABAABAAABUBUBABAAA" 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @cococly
    @cococly 8 років тому +1178

    4:05 I can hear Cantonese. The girls say "What just happened? Who are you? Who am I? "

  • @purpleheadedhedgehog3821
    @purpleheadedhedgehog3821 6 років тому +877

    Quagmire should have his own TV show

  • @ac3pers0na
    @ac3pers0na 5 років тому +87

    "It's hard to believe she's already 18" 😂💀

  • @gengargamer8284
    @gengargamer8284 5 років тому +158

    Thank god you know CPR
    Quagmire: “What the hell is CPR?”

  • @changgames4637
    @changgames4637 6 років тому +1712

    * Cuts hole in fence *
    *G I G G I T Y*

    • @Kaiyo-101
      @Kaiyo-101 5 років тому +34

      IDC how old this is, but the fact he cuts another *lower* is perfect

    • @justanormalweeb204
      @justanormalweeb204 5 років тому +10

      MidriffPlays *cuts Another hole*

    • @crazy4aday
      @crazy4aday 4 роки тому +3

      **cuts another hole**

    • @MultiversesDemise
      @MultiversesDemise Рік тому

      *cuts another hole on fence*

  • @sergiolobato1798
    @sergiolobato1798 8 років тому +222

    I always expect Ted Cruz to look into the camera and say...."Giggity"

  • @AlgerianTalk
    @AlgerianTalk 8 років тому +264

    it's hard to believe she's already 18 😂😂😂

    • @kokonaharuku7513
      @kokonaharuku7513 6 років тому +1

      borhanehoggard my eyes lit up with realization

  • @SackboyLBP
    @SackboyLBP 6 років тому +176

    "who's Velma?"
    "this is Velma,"
    "EWWWW!"

  • @vane2149
    @vane2149 5 років тому +583

    Like if Quagmire should have his own show

    • @mcjax101
      @mcjax101 4 роки тому +10

      Who else but Quagmire?

    • @goatyoyo
      @goatyoyo 4 роки тому

      Nah

    • @plaguerat7015
      @plaguerat7015 4 роки тому

      No he’s a rapist

    • @samedwards3285
      @samedwards3285 4 роки тому +3

      *_"ok peter when am i gonna have my own show?"_*
      *_"quagmire you're a sexual predator"_*

    • @mangotail6808
      @mangotail6808 4 роки тому +1

      You should watch Midnight Q

  • @cosmickitty9533
    @cosmickitty9533 8 років тому +598

    Omg that last joke. I don't remember that one thats fkking hilarious

    • @Spider.Matt.
      @Spider.Matt. 8 років тому +6

      I died!

    • @finn_young8082
      @finn_young8082 8 років тому

      +King_Of_Flash 16 me too

    • @alevandet5377
      @alevandet5377 8 років тому +1

      +Finn_Young I don't get the last one, plez explain. Is it a reference for Bonnie being pregnant so long?

    • @cosmickitty9533
      @cosmickitty9533 8 років тому +6

      Alvaro Nunez No you're reading too much into it. Its just a weird sick thing to say about a baby and it doesn't make any sense. Good point bonnie was pregnant for a long time but not 18 years as far as I know.

    • @Jake-ui4wz
      @Jake-ui4wz 8 років тому

      +Thomas Wayne So Bonnie had the baby before the whole family guy thing started. Meg was 16 i think when it started

  • @felixbonah4887
    @felixbonah4887 8 років тому +574

    If only they made a show for Quagmire :-/

    • @haven3370
      @haven3370 8 років тому +31

      they should have instead of cleveland

    • @racquelthedinosaur4241
      @racquelthedinosaur4241 7 років тому +2

      Felix Bonah there's a website for that

    • @ben10inches
      @ben10inches 6 років тому

      Jalen Nelson what's the problem with that?

    • @nicktechnubyte1184
      @nicktechnubyte1184 6 років тому

      Racquel the Dinosaur you mean Craigslist?!

    • @ilgj05
      @ilgj05 6 років тому

      Felix Bonah it would end up better than The Cleveland Show

  • @Seth80897
    @Seth80897 6 років тому +228

    "hey meg 18 yet?"
    "no"
    "hey Chris how's it going?"
    "alright" 😂😂😂😂

  • @dittytron450
    @dittytron450 6 років тому +94

    3:04 the sound of an Chinese motorcycle with Glenn Quagmire

  • @Crazylegoman3791
    @Crazylegoman3791 5 років тому +52

    So...um... do you ever get freaky with that thing or what? 😂

  • @abdullahnahee526
    @abdullahnahee526 8 років тому +963

    who else like the old quagmire mote than the new one

    • @greasehardbody4018
      @greasehardbody4018 8 років тому +18

      yes

    • @maximillianschauer1439
      @maximillianschauer1439 8 років тому +9

      wait they changed? how did he change i dont keepnupbwith this

    • @abdullahnahee526
      @abdullahnahee526 8 років тому +95

      maximillian schauer yeah man he is more serious and doesn't say giggidy giggidy anymore

    • @maximillianschauer1439
      @maximillianschauer1439 8 років тому +32

      Abdullah Nahee
      well thats both lame and boring. they might as well kill him off

    • @johnnyskinwalker4095
      @johnnyskinwalker4095 7 років тому +18

      They had to flesh him out more. Before he was just a one note side character.

  • @tristanhicks5372
    @tristanhicks5372 8 років тому +481

    It's hard to believe she's already 18 xD

    • @670ramy
      @670ramy 6 років тому +4

      I don't get that one..Does he mean he already wants to F her?? Not funny if it were the case

    • @DudeinaCanoe
      @DudeinaCanoe 6 років тому +5

      18 seconds

    • @justinhughes3518
      @justinhughes3518 6 років тому +8

      Ramy Gaw That's possibly an implication but it could also be a reference to how long Bonnie was pregnant

    • @blakechandler167
      @blakechandler167 6 років тому

      Tristan Hicks lol 18 seconds.

    • @jestnutz
      @jestnutz 6 років тому

      Ramy Gaw laugh u goon

  • @LeeSuds
    @LeeSuds 7 років тому +79

    "DON'T YOU LAUGH AT IT"

  • @glassofwater281
    @glassofwater281 4 роки тому +19

    "Don't you laugh at it!"
    Funniest part lol

  • @alphalijahsworld9010
    @alphalijahsworld9010 4 роки тому +79

    3:04 was my funniest. The asian girl just laying down and watching him all happy and shit

  • @blissfulbunny
    @blissfulbunny 8 років тому +924

    What the hell is cpr?

  • @thischannelisdisused5841
    @thischannelisdisused5841 8 років тому +169

    Who else but quagmire

  • @theanimeunderworld8338
    @theanimeunderworld8338 8 років тому +1218

    Okay at the last part that was just wrong

  • @nikolaisiguenza6664
    @nikolaisiguenza6664 5 років тому +20

    “And here I am cream on my face, hair a mess, and in mid-coitus. I must look a sight!” 😂😂😂

  • @redfather5342
    @redfather5342 6 років тому +12

    "Its hard to believe shes already 18 ' that shyt had me rollin

  • @poshy5719
    @poshy5719 8 років тому +82

    "What the fuck is CPR?"😂😂😂

  • @anthonyrymer4391
    @anthonyrymer4391 8 років тому +119

    "what the hell is cpr?!'

  • @pedro0563
    @pedro0563 7 років тому +319

    2:25 - 2:45 killed me !

    • @OGHotLinkz
      @OGHotLinkz 6 років тому +18

      Woah! Gonna need some help here
      *Breaks Jack Daniels sign*

    • @sigmundharris617
      @sigmundharris617 5 років тому +5

      Being hammered makes it easy for any dude to bang a ugly chick

    • @AJZulu
      @AJZulu 5 років тому +3

      Needs help here "Alright!"

    • @goofybutserious4807
      @goofybutserious4807 5 років тому

      @@sigmundharris617 I thought he'd drug the drink and then fly through her LMFAO!

    • @joshuagarrard3859
      @joshuagarrard3859 5 років тому

      And I'll help you

  • @nelwhix
    @nelwhix 5 років тому +42

    Quagmire trying to speak Japanese killed me😂😂

  • @j0rdan172
    @j0rdan172 5 років тому +11

    It's so hard to hate/dislike Quagmire but he's hilarious asf 😂😂😂

  • @kulpy48
    @kulpy48 8 років тому +72

    I thought my headset broke at 1:34

  • @birdofprey1266
    @birdofprey1266 8 років тому +53

    Before Quagmire became bitter and started hating Brian

    • @bunsonbaker4156
      @bunsonbaker4156 6 років тому +11

      BirdOfPrey12 to be fair Brian became a huge douche later on

    • @Rubber_Monkey
      @Rubber_Monkey 5 років тому +1

      To be fair, Brian and Quagmire are both awful for different reasons.

  • @ItzNotV
    @ItzNotV 5 років тому +42

    People: Thank God you know cpr.
    Quagmire: what the hell is cpr?!
    Me: 🤔

  • @InfinityHS
    @InfinityHS 4 роки тому +7

    3:59 the bit right there had me crying!! 😂😂😂 the way they laughed at stewie 😂😂😂

  • @thisisdoggy_
    @thisisdoggy_ 7 років тому +191

    **hesitation with head movement**
    so you ladies ever been penitraited?
    **kicked out of bar**

    • @bro_ghauss9561
      @bro_ghauss9561 7 років тому

      My best scene

    • @doctoc1334
      @doctoc1334 5 років тому +1

      RustySpoon I have never been penitraited
      The fuck fix your grammar 😂

  • @POIPLExCREEPEr
    @POIPLExCREEPEr 8 років тому +81

    That last one made me die

  • @AleQuag
    @AleQuag 8 років тому +80

    Good times... giggity

  • @trinity3631
    @trinity3631 5 років тому +13

    "It's hard to believe she's already 18."

  • @NBL_DAIRY
    @NBL_DAIRY 4 роки тому +7

    1:47 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 I CANNOT stop rewinding this!!

  • @ilovemyparents4096
    @ilovemyparents4096 8 років тому +29

    0:26 was the funniest part in my opinion

    • @zonkeys9000
      @zonkeys9000 8 років тому

      LMAO, I thought I was the only one that loved that part

    • @GrimShadow
      @GrimShadow 8 років тому

      What episode is that?

    • @loganelias176
      @loganelias176 8 років тому

      yup

  • @goingupandupandup
    @goingupandupandup 7 років тому +24

    "what the hell's CPR" LMAOOO

  • @veazyn
    @veazyn 7 років тому +2204

    Glenn: hey meg, 18 yet?
    Meg:No
    Glenn:hey Chris how are ya
    Chris:well I
    Glenn:ALriight

    • @bro_ghauss9561
      @bro_ghauss9561 7 років тому +7

      Gab . gabz LOL

    • @JamerG
      @JamerG 5 років тому +1

      I like cheese.

    • @seancook5133
      @seancook5133 5 років тому

      That was funny lol

    • @LSTORMTheMC
      @LSTORMTheMC 5 років тому

      🤣🤣🤣love that part

    • @Chinovision
      @Chinovision 5 років тому +3

      warystatue33 what do you not get about the joke? Quagmire basically ignored chris after finding out med wasn’t 18 yet

  • @deliberatelyaverage
    @deliberatelyaverage 8 років тому +139

    The last one I get it xD

    • @mivapusa
      @mivapusa 8 років тому +4

      +payton kraynak I don't.

    • @smashmaniac2008
      @smashmaniac2008 8 років тому +6

      +Michael VPS 18 is the age of consent, he's saying he wants to fuck it.

    • @nope1083
      @nope1083 8 років тому +38

      +payton kraynak I thought it was because Bonnie was pregnant for since the beginning of family guy

    • @Azrael666Azazel
      @Azrael666Azazel 8 років тому +9

      +Joshua Stewart You are right.

    • @link12345214
      @link12345214 8 років тому +29

      +smashmaniac2008 Nope its cause Bonnie took 18 years to give birth

  • @Alastor44466
    @Alastor44466 4 роки тому +48

    0:11 Quackmire: So you ladies ever been penatrated
    Girls: *punches him out*
    Quackmire: aaaaaahhhhh

  • @briannapage8653
    @briannapage8653 4 роки тому +8

    "It's hard to believe she's already 18!!!" This dude has no chill whatsoever!!😂😂😂
    #WhoElseButQuagmire

  • @Just1Me2
    @Just1Me2 6 років тому +15

    "Thank god you know CPR"
    "What the hell CPR"

  • @vibecheck4372
    @vibecheck4372 4 роки тому +9

    "OH GWAD THEY MUST HAVE HEARD ME"
    "OH GOD I CAN HEAR ME"
    *BA NA NA NA NA NA NA-NA-NA NA BA NA NA NA!*

  • @Gamalielslay
    @Gamalielslay 6 років тому +17

    "Forty-five bucks!"
    "And, we caught her wetting herself."
    "Fifty bucks!"

  • @drflugslys427
    @drflugslys427 5 років тому +17

    "Don't you laugh at it"😆🤣

  • @The_doctor_who_channel
    @The_doctor_who_channel 4 роки тому +10

    1:20 "that was amazing" "you saved her life " thnk god you know CPR" ".....what the hell is CPR!?"

  • @cristiancasarrubias1222
    @cristiancasarrubias1222 6 років тому +10

    2:08 " so uh do you ever get freak with that thing or what" 💀

  • @beth9447
    @beth9447 7 років тому +51

    "WHO ELSE BUT QUAGMIRE!"

  • @rhyspygall6182
    @rhyspygall6182 4 роки тому +12

    Bonnie: Hmmm your going a little low there Lois
    Quagmire: giggity 💞‼️⚠️🚸

  • @queenbee202rose6
    @queenbee202rose6 2 роки тому +2

    Quagmire will always be my favorite family guy character .

  • @actionmovies8957
    @actionmovies8957 4 роки тому +6

    😂Lmao I dead when he said it’s hard to believe she is already 18

  • @TRUTHTELLER-zy4iz
    @TRUTHTELLER-zy4iz 5 років тому +4

    As SOON as the video started: " Hey Meg, 18 yet?" 😂

  • @soarinskies1105
    @soarinskies1105 6 років тому +3

    The airplane stunt one had me dying 😂😂😂

  • @williampulfer-melville8536
    @williampulfer-melville8536 5 років тому +10

    4:27 what was Quagmire doing in the Griffin's Backyard

  • @apeacetimegrunt9179
    @apeacetimegrunt9179 4 роки тому +2

    "Thank God you know CPR"
    What the hell is CPR?
    HAHA classic 👌😂

  • @galagize9233
    @galagize9233 6 років тому +1

    Quagmire needs his own show.

  • @foxhounduk2k8
    @foxhounduk2k8 8 років тому +18

    What the hell's CPR? Lol

  • @SecondEvilEx
    @SecondEvilEx 7 років тому +6

    3:04 quagmire has never made snort out loud before.

  • @charmleneboni
    @charmleneboni 8 років тому +69

    Oh god, I need a man like that ;-)

  • @theamazingcrowdasher7354
    @theamazingcrowdasher7354 5 років тому +4

    Peter- shows them the picture of Lois
    Quagmire-you should email that to me
    Everybody else-talking about the football game
    Quagmire-you should email me that picture

  • @glxckboys3877
    @glxckboys3877 5 років тому +6

    "WHO ELSE BUT QUAGMIRE"

  • @vladanmilovanovic4343
    @vladanmilovanovic4343 8 років тому +30

    What's the name of that song Quagmire starts singing so they don't hear his thoughts?

  • @deusvult2551
    @deusvult2551 8 років тому +52

    (At the end) GOD DAMN IT QUAGMIRE!!!!! 😡

  • @ferrocha26
    @ferrocha26 5 років тому +24

    4:19 When I first saw this episode, I thought Lois was Quagmire in disguise

  • @АлС-в9н
    @АлС-в9н 5 років тому +4

    "thank god you know CPR!"
    Quagmire"- What the hell is CPR?"

  • @osmanak6930
    @osmanak6930 3 роки тому +2

    Quagmire: * exists*
    His head: ➡⬅➡⬅➡⬅➡⬅➡⬅➡⬅➡⬅➡⬅

  • @davidheimbecker
    @davidheimbecker 7 років тому +6

    Quagmire is one of my favourite family guy characters